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[ORCHESTRA TUNING UP]
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WITH...
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[IMITATING ALFRED HITCHCOCK]
GOOD EVENING.
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TODAY WE BRING YOU
THAT CLASSIC THRILLER
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JACK AND THE BEANSTALK.
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I PLAY JACK BATES.
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JACK AND HIS MOTHER
RUN A SMALL MOTEL,
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BUT BUSINESS HASN'T
BEEN VERY GOOD.
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JACK'S MOTHER HAS
NO CHOICE BUT TO
SEND HIM TO THE VILLAGE
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TO SELL THEIR
FAMILY PET WALLY.
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THAT'S WHEN
THINGS START TO GET
CARRIED AWAY.
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HEY, PUT ME DOWN,
PLANT! HELP!
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
LIONS GATE HOME ENTERTAINMENT
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I'M REALLY
SORRY I HAVE TO
SELL YOU, WALLY.
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BUT WE NEED THE MONEY,
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AND FRANKLY, YOU MAKE
A LOUSY BELLHOP.
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WHOA!
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LOOK OUT!
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OOF!
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WHY DON'T YOU
WATCH OUT?
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I'LL TRADE THESE BEANS
FOR YOUR COW.
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I'M NOT SELLING
THIS COW FOR BEANS.
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THEY'RE
MAGIC BEANS.
HURRY! HURRY!
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HERE.
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HYEEAH!
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HEY, YOU,
GET OFF OF MY COW!
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I HOPE
WHEN MOTHER SAID,
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"GET A LOT OF MONEY
FOR WALLY,"
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SHE MEANT DUMP THE COW
AND BRING HOME 3 BEANS.
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THAT COW WAS
OUR LAST HOPE.
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NOW WE HAVE NOTHING
EXCEPT THESE BEANS.
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BUT, MOM,
THEY'RE MAGIC BEANS.
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YOUR FATHER NORMAN
WOULDN'T HAVE
FALLEN FOR THIS.
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HE WAS A SMART MAN
AND A GOOD PROVIDER.
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MOM, WHAT DID DAD
DO FOR A LIVING?
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YOU NEVER WANT
TO TELL ME.
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YOUR FATHER WAS A...
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HE WAS A MAILMA...
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A WIDOW WASH, UH--
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A TAXIDERMIST.
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OH.
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YOU'LL NEVER AMOUNT
TO A HILL OF BEANS,
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AND THAT'S WHAT
THESE BEANS ARE
ABOUT TO AMOUNT TO.
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[MUMBLING]
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[ALARM CLOCK BUZZES]
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[MUSIC PLAYS]
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Radio: WE'LL BE SENDING OUT
SOME DEDICATIONS
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TO OUR BOYS
IN THE CRUSADES.
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BUT FIRST, HEY,
WE'VE GOT A RATWATCH OUT.
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DON'T PET THEM,
DON'T FEED THEM,
DON'T EAT THEM.
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REMEMBER, PLAGUE IS
EVERYONE'S PROBLEM.
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THEY WERE MAGIC BEANS.
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GENERAL MOTORS
NEVER HAD SUCH A PLANT.
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I WONDER IF I COULD
CLIMB THIS BEANSTALK
ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP.
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I FORGOT ABOUT MY
DEVASTATING FEAR OF HEIGHTS.
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I WON'T LOOK DOWN.
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[GRUNTING]
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WOW!
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I HAVE A FEELING
I'M NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE.
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WHOA!
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LOOKS LIKE BIG NEWS.
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[WOOF WOOF]
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SOUNDS LIKE A BIG DOG.
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WOOF WOOF WOOF.
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[PANTING]
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AH, THE MORNING PAPER.
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WHOA! THAT MUST BE
A TRIPLE "E", EASY.
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GOOD DOGGIE.
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WHOA!
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OH!
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WELL, ALOYSIUS,
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PHASE TWO OF THE MASTER
PLAN IS COMPLETE.
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SOON, NOTHING WILL
BE ABLE TO STOP US.
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UH-OH.
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MY MUG RUNNETH OVER.
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[SNIFF SNIFF]
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FEE FI FO FUM!
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I SMELL...
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TEA.
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I DEARLY WOULD LOVE
A CUP OF TEA.
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WHOA!
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BAK-BAK-BAK-BAK!
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COME THEN, LOVE,
GIVE US ANOTHER EGG.
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BAK.
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YOU WOULDN'T
WANT YOUR FAMILY
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TO END UP EXTRA CRISPY,
WOULD YOU?
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BAK!
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THAT EGG GETS
THE GOLD MEDAL.
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IN FACT,
THAT EGG IS
GOLD METAL.
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WITH YOUR HELP,
MY LITTLE GOLDMINE,
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I WILL SOON COMPLETE
THE MASTER PLAN.
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I'VE GOT TO GET
THAT HEN.
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FOR MOM!
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FEE FI FO FUM!
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I SMELL.
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I'D BETTER TAKE A BATH.
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I'VE BREWED UP
A LITTLE PLAN.
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GET IT? BREW. HA!
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GERONIMO!
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WELL, PILGRIM,
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WE'RE A-BUSTIN'
OUT OF HERE, I RECKON.
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HEE-HAW!
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BAK!
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I DON'T SUPPOSE
HENS CAN FLY?
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[ELEVATOR DINGS]
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6,000th FLOOR.
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GOLDEN EGGS,
GIANT HENS, AND
CHICKEN THIEVES.
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GOING DOWN!
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CHICKIE, THIS COULD BE
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THE START OF A BEAUTIFUL
FRIENDSHIP.
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YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL
IN YOUR NEW DRESS, MOM.
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IT'S LOVELY, AND SO IS
THE NEW FURNITURE,
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AND THE JEWELRY,
THE BANK ACCOUNT,
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THE TAX-DEFERRED BONDS.
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ITS ALL THANKS
TO THAT HEN AND
HER 24-KARAT EGGS.
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I'M HAPPY
THE HARD TIMES ARE OVER.
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AND THE GOOD TIMES
ARE HERE.
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DO YOU HAVE
A VACANCY?
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A CUSTOMER!
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I'LL HAVE TO CHECK.
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[COUGH, COUGH]
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WELL, LET'S SEE....
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UM...YES.
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IT SEEMS THAT OUR
LAST GUEST CHECKED OUT
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26 YEARS AGO.
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THE ENTIRE PLACE
IS EMPTY.
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ANY ROOM YOU LIKE
IS YOURS.
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YOU'RE OUR ONLY GUEST.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
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OH, THANK YOU!
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YOU SURE SEEM
TO LIKE BIRDS.
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I ADMIRE THE WAY
THEY'RE NOT SCARED
OF HEIGHTS
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AND ALSO THE WAY SOME
OF THEM LAY GOLDEN EGGS.
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EXCUSE ME?
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NOTHING. YOU IN TOWN
ON BUSINESS?
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BUSINESS? UH, NO,
NOT BUSINESS.
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SORT OF BUSINESS.
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BUSINESS-RELATED,
NOT STRICTLY
SPEAKING BUSINESS.
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HA HA. UM, TELL ME,
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HAVE YOU SEEN
ANYTHING SUSPICIOUS
AROUND HERE LATELY?
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SUSPICIOUS?
HOW DO YOU MEAN?
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NO, I HAVEN'T
SEEN 2 GUYS SNEAKING
AROUND THE MOTEL
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OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
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I SEE. CAN I
SIGN IN NOW?
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TIPPI LEIGH SAINT.
THAT'S A LOVELY NAME.
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THANK YOU, JACK.
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HOW'D YOU KNOW MY NAME?
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LUCKY GUESS.
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IS THERE
A MRS. BATES?
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YES--I MEAN, NO.
I MEAN, MY MOTHER.
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A BOY'S BEST FRIEND
IS HIS MOTHER.
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BUT, UH,
THAT'S FOR BOYS.
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I'M A MAN, AND YOU'RE
MY BEST FRIEND.
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MY KEY?
KEY. RIGHT.
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YOU'RE IN CABIN ONE.
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DO YOU HAVE
AN UMBRELLA?
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I HAD NO IDEA IT WAS
GOING TO RAIN.
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IT'S AWFUL GETTING
STUCK IN A SHOWER.
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THANK YOU.
YOU'RE VERY SWEET.
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YOU'VE GOT
TO BE PSYCHO
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NOT TO LOVE
A BABE LIKE THAT.
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MMPH!
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[CLUCKING]
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MR. BATES? MR. BATES?
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MR. BATES, SO GOOD
OF YOU TO JOIN US.
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WHERE AM I?
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OH, LET'S NOT
PLAY GAMES.
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NOT EVEN PICTIONARY?
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HA HA HA.
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I'M AFRAID YOU'VE
BECOME A PROBLEM.
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SEE, YOU'RE A MAN
WHO KNOWS TOO MUCH.
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I'VE NEVER BEEN
ACCUSED OF THAT.
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LET'S BE CIVILIZED
ABOUT THIS, JACK.
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CAN I GET
YOU SOMETHING?
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SOME CHOCOLATE MILK?
A TUNA FISH SANDWICH?
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A NEW BICYCLE?
SOME SHOES? A BOAT?
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I'LL TAKE THE SANDWICH,
THE BICYCLE,
AND THE SHOES.
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AND I'D LIKE
THE REST IN
A GIFT CERTIFICATE.
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NOW WE'RE
GETTING SOMEWHERE.
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TELL ME, HOW MUCH DO
YOU KNOW ABOUT THE PLAN?
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WHAT PLAN?
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THE PLAN TO TAKE OVER
THE ENTIRE VILLAGE.
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THE HEN LAYS GOLDEN EGGS,
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WE USE THE GOLD
TO BUY THE VILLAGE,
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THEN I TAKE OVER AND RULE
WITH AN IRON FIST.
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THAT PLAN.
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WELL, I KNOW NOW.
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THAT'S OK,
I--I DON'T
NEED A LIFT.
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LANDAU, TAKE OUR
NOTORIOUS GUEST
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UP THE 39 STEPS
TO THE TOP OF
THE BELL TOWER.
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BUT I'M SCARED
OF HEIGHTS.
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NO NEED TO GET
INTO A FRENZY.
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YOU'LL ONLY BE
UP THERE FOR
A FEW MOMENTS.
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OH, GOOD.
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THEN, LANDAU WILL
THROW YOU OFF.
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OH, BAD.
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[MUFFLED GRUNTING]
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AH, THE REAR WINDOW.
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ALL CLEAR, JIMMY?
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JIMMY'S ON A LOOKOUT.
HE HAD A LITTLE ACCIDENT
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SHOWING OUR LAST GUEST
THE BELL TOWER.
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LET'S SEE HOW YOU
LIKE THE VIEW.
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MMPH! MMPH! MMPH!
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MMPH!
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MMPH! MMPH! MMPH!
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UNH! AAH!
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[BELL RINGING]
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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I FOLLOWED YOU.
I'M AN AGENT.
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I SUPPOSE THAT MEANS
YOU'LL WANT 10%
OF THE GOLD EGGS
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AND THEN YOU WON'T
RETURN MY CALLS
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NO, A SECRET AGENT.
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AND YOU'VE STUMBLED
INTO A DANGEROUS
SITUATION.
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YOU'RE A SECRET AGENT
AND A GENIUS?
I'M CONFUSED.
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I NEED A FLASHBACK.
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IT ALL STARTED
MANY YEARS AGO.
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A GOVERNMENT SCIENTIST
WAS WORKING ON
A SECRET FORMULA
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FOR CHICKEN FEED
THAT WOULD GET HENS
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TO LAY VERY SPECIAL EGGS.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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FINALLY, THE SCIENTIST
FOUND WHAT HE WAS
LOOKING FOR,
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A FORMULA THAT
WOULD MAKE HENS LAY
EGGS OF SOLID GOLD.
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ALTHOUGH, THERE WAS
ONE SIDE EFFECT.
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THE EVIL GIANT
STOLE THE HEN
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AND HE DID AWAY
WITH THE SCIENTIST
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SO NO ONE ELSE COULD
HAVE SUCH RICHES.
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DID THIS GIANT WANT
TO USE THE GOLD EGGS
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TO RULE
A CERTAIN VILLAGE?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU GOT INVOLVED
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BECAUSE YOU WERE
IN THE WRONG PLACE
AT THE WRONG TIME.
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WHY ME? I'M A QUIET GUY.
MY IDEA OF EXCITEMENT
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IS A BRADY BUNCH
REUNION.
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IT'S FATE, JACK.
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THAT BRILLIANT
GOVERNMENT SCIENTIST
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THE ONE WHO CREATED
THE CHICKEN FEED
FORMULA,
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HE WAS YOUR FATHER.
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00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:26,621
BUT I THOUGHT
THAT MY FATHER
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WAS A MAILMA--A WINDOW--
AN ARCHI--A TAXIDERMIST.
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YOUR MOTHER
TOLD YOU THAT
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BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T
WANT YOU GETTING INVOLVED
IN ANYTHING DANGEROUS.
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I WON'T LET
MY FATHER DOWN.
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I'LL GET BACK
THE HEN
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DEFEAT THE GIANT,
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AND MAKE MY VILLAGE
SAFE FOR DEMOCRACY.
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00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:44,682
YOUR FATHER
WOULD BE PROUD.
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LET'S GO.
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00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:59,306
[GASPS]
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00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:05,181
IS EVERYTHING READY
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00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:07,749
FOR THE FINAL PHASE,
OF THE PLAN, MARTIN?
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00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:10,534
YES. WHEN
LANDAU RETURNS,
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00:16:10,578 --> 00:16:12,275
WE'LL LOAD THE GOAL
ONTO THE BIRD
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00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:14,451
FOR SHIPMENT
TO FORT LOX.
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00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:16,366
THIS CALLS
FOR A CELEBRATION.
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00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:20,718
I'LL FIX YOU
ONE OF MY FLAMING
FRUIT PUNCHES.
254
00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:30,511
BAK BAK!
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00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:35,690
BAK BAK!
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00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:42,305
SIR, LOOK, LOOK!
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00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:44,655
[SNIFFS]
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00:16:44,699 --> 00:16:47,136
FEE, FI, FO, FUM,
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00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:48,529
I SMELL--
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AW, SHUT UP ALREADY.
THERE THEY GO.
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00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,667
HEE HAW!
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00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:58,713
BAK BAK!
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MARTIN,
RELEASE THE BIRDS.
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00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:08,070
THEY'LL TAKE CARE
OF OUR LITTLE
TRESPASSERS.
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00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:19,777
LET'S GET
TO THE BEANSTALK.
266
00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:25,653
WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO?
267
00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:28,090
THERE ISN'T TIME
TO STUFF THEM.
268
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:29,744
BAK BAK!
269
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:42,539
THE GIANT'S
COMING AFTER US.
270
00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:46,935
BOK!
271
00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:49,633
[CLUCKS WILLIAM TELL
OVERTURE]
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00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:54,073
I MAY LOSE MY TEMPER.
273
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:59,382
I MAY LOSE
ME...DINNER.
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00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:05,171
BAK!
275
00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:09,088
OH, NO. THE ELEVATOR'S
NOT WORKING.
276
00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:15,572
COME ON, JACK.
277
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:17,357
OW!
278
00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:20,273
BAK BAK!
279
00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:23,276
I--I CAN'T.
280
00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:29,282
WHAT I MEAN
TO SAY IS,
UH, I CAN.
281
00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,464
BAK BAK!
282
00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:43,252
UNH!
283
00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:46,821
KEEP GOING.
WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
284
00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:52,870
I'M DEFINITELY
LOSING MY TEMPER.
285
00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:57,136
WHOA!
286
00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:11,846
UMPH!
287
00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:14,805
WE MADE IT!
WE'RE SAFE!
288
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:21,899
I'LL HANDLE THIS.
289
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:42,224
WELL, I'VE CERTAINLY
LOST MY TEMPER NOW.
290
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:45,184
THERE'S NO QUESTION
ABOUT IT.
291
00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:51,973
HEY, EVERYONE IN
THE NEXT 3 STATES,
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00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:54,671
TIMBER!
293
00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:06,553
CHOO! CHOO!
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00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:17,868
MMM.
295
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:20,567
WELL, MR. BATES,
YOU SAVED THE VILLAGE,
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00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:21,829
YOU GOT RID
OF THE GIANT,
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00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:22,917
YOU GOT BACK THE HEN.
298
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:26,050
AND I MARRIED YOU,
MRS. BATES.
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00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:30,272
JUST YOU AND ME
AND...OUR NEST EGG.
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00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:34,537
BAK BAK BAK BAK,
BIG BUCKS!
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00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:42,284
HEY, MAIL MEISTERS,
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00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:45,592
TIME FOR
ALF'S MAILBAG.
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00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,899
HERE'S A LETTER FROM
LITTLE DEBBIE TOOTLEMAN
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00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:51,772
FROM EAU CLAIRE,
WISCONSIN.
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00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:53,077
"DEAR MR. ALF,"
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00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:58,257
"MR. ALF."
ISN'T THAT ADORABLE?
307
00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:02,086
"I LIKE
THE ALF CARTOON.
308
00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:04,567
"I LIKE ALF THE BEST.
309
00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:07,614
"RICK IS CUTE.
CURTIS IS SO CUTE.
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00:21:07,657 --> 00:21:09,920
"I THINK ALF'S DAD
IS NICE.
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00:21:09,964 --> 00:21:15,404
I THINK
CURTIS IS NICE.
I THINK RICK IS--"
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00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:19,626
I THINK WE COULD HAVE TIME
FOR ONE MORE LETTER.
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00:21:20,975 --> 00:21:25,066
AH. "DEAR ALF, CAN I PLEASE
HAVE SOME OF YOUR HAIR?
314
00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:29,592
I COULD REALLY USE IT.
SIGNED, BRUCE WILLIS."
315
00:21:29,636 --> 00:21:31,942
DEAR BRUCE,
FORGET IT!
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00:21:31,986 --> 00:21:32,987
I JUST WASHED MY HAIR,
317
00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:34,989
AND YOU CAN'T DO
A THING WITH IT.
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00:21:35,032 --> 00:21:36,338
HA! HA!
319
00:21:36,382 --> 00:21:39,428
WELL, THAT'S IT
FROM THE ALF MAILBAG.
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00:21:39,472 --> 00:21:41,561
SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
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00:21:41,778 --> 00:21:44,564
♪ GORDON, SEND US
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♪ OH, SEND US
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00:21:45,913 --> 00:21:48,481
♪ INTO OUTER SPACE
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00:21:48,524 --> 00:21:49,699
♪ OUTER SPACE
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00:21:49,743 --> 00:21:55,444
♪ 'CAUSE THERE AIN'T
NOBODY LIKE YOU ♪
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00:21:55,488 --> 00:22:01,145
♪ IN THE MELMACKIAN RACE
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00:22:01,189 --> 00:22:03,583
♪ TEACH US, GORDON...
328
00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:11,982
HA! I KILL ME!
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