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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
LIONS GATE HOME ENTERTAINMENT
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HI.
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IT SURE IS
A BEAUTIFUL DAY
FOR AN ALF TALE.
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THE SKY IS BLUE,
THE FLORA IS LUSH,
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THE BIRDS ARE SINGING
THEIR SWEET SONG
OF FRIENDSHIP.
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[TWEET TWEET]
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SHOO!
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THIS IS THE SETTING
FOR TODAY'S TALE,
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CINDERELLA.
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IT TAKES PLACE
IN AN ENCHANTED TIME
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A TIME OF MAGIC AND MUSIC
AND MERRIMENT.
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A TIME YEARS
BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.
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A TIME CALLED 1962.
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THIS IS THE HOME
OF YOUNG CINDERELLA
FITZGERALD.
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SOMETHING'S ABOUT
TO HAPPEN TO CINDY
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THAT'LL CHANGE HER LIFE.
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ALL I CAN TELL YOU
IS THAT IT INVOLVES
A MAN, A POMPADOUR...
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AND A GUITAR.
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LET'S ROCK.
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CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
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GORDO SHUMWAY IS
COMING TO BLANDSVILLE.
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THE PRINCE OF ROCK 'N' ROLL
IS DOING A CONCERT HERE.
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I WISH. I CAN'T AFFORD
TICKETS TO THE CONCERT.
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MY DAD WON'T
GET THEM FOR ME.
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OK, URS. BYE.
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♪ IF YOU TREAT ME BAD
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♪ GONNA FEEL SO BLUE
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♪ COME ON, BABY,
TIE MY SHOES ♪
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YOU'RE MY
FUR-BEARING
SWEETIE, GAL.
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[SIGHS]
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
COME IN.
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WELL, HI,
PRINCESS.
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SAY, THERE'S
SOMEONE I'D LIKE
YOU TO MEET.
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CINDERELLA,
THIS IS TILLIE
FITZGERALD,
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YOUR NEW
STEPMOTHER.
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WE WERE
JUST MARRIED.
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I SAW HER IN
THE FROZEN FOOD
SECTION THIS MORNING
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AND I KNEW I HAD
TO MAKE HER MINE.
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[STAMMERS]
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THIS IS
MY DAUGHTER
CINDERELLA.
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I KNOW
A PLASTIC SURGEON.
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GOOD, GOOD.
UH, SAY,
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THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE
I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET.
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OH, JANET!
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[FOOTSTEPS]
LaTOYA!
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HER HAIR'S
SO UCKY!
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THIS FURNITURE
IS ICKY.
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HER CLOTHING
IS OOKY.
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SHE AND HER ENVIRONMENT
STINK IN GENERAL.
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CINDY, THESE
ARE YOUR NEW
STEPSISTERS,
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JANET AND LaTOYA.
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WHY, HEY,
AREN'T YOU GOING
TO SAY HELLO?
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UHH...
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GOOD, GOOD.
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SAY, CINDY,
DID YOU KNOW
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THAT YOUR MOM
AND THE GIRLS
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HAVE ONE OF THOSE
ROCK 'N' ROLL
MUSIC ACTS?
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I'M JANET,
THE SHY ONE.
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I'M LaTOYA,
THE FUNNY ONE.
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AND I'M TILLIE,
THE MOM ONE.
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♪ AND WE'RE
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[OFF-KEY PITCH PIPE]
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♪ BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM ♪
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♪ THE EVIL STEPTONES
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I'VE GOT
TO GO GET
MY PUTTER WAXED.
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WHY DON'T YOU GIRLS
GET TO KNOW
ONE ANOTHER?
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GREAT!
I'LL HAVE THIS!
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OH,
I WANT THAT ONE!
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[BOTH TALKING AT ONCE]
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I'LL HAVE THIS!
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I WANT THAT!
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UNH!
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[CRASHING]
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[GARBLED SPEECH]
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[SOBS]
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WAH!
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♪ A ZIP, A ZOP
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♪ A BIDDLY DIDDLY BOP
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♪ TO YOU AND YOU
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THAT WAS
REAL GOOD, FELLAS.
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BUY YOURSELVES
SOME CADILLACS.
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GEE, THANKS,
GORDO.
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THAT'S GREAT, G.
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YOU DID
G-GREAT STUFF, Y'ALL.
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FANT-T-TASTIC!
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YOU BRING
A TEAR TO MY EYE.
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HOW YOU DOING,
MY LITTLE GUSHER?
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I WANT
TO GET MARRIED.
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M-MARRIED? WOW!
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EVERYBODY GO HOME.
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YOU'RE UPSETTING GORDO.
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YOU ARE DISTURBING
HIS DELICATE B-BALANCE.
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IT'S NOT
THE GUYS, COLONEL.
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HECK, MOST OF THEM
ARE MY COUSINS
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AND FORMER
CELLMATES.
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W-WHAT THE D-DANG HECK
IS THE PROBLEM, THEN?
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-YAY!
-YAY!
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B-BUT WHAT ABOUT
THE TREMENDOUS INCOME
I MAKE OFF YOU?
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I-I MEAN,
WHAT ABOUT
YOUR CAREER?
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EVERY GAL
IN THE COUNTRY
WANTS TO MARRY YOU.
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YOU GET MARRIED,
THEY'LL STOP B-BUYING
YOUR RECORDS.
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I'M A-YEARNING
FOR THE SIMPLE LIFE.
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I'M GOING
TO FIND ME A BRIDE
AT THE CONCERT TONIGHT.
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AT THE CONCERT?
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YOU'RE TALKING
CRAZY, BOY.
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I'M TALKING FATE.
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WHEN I SPOT THE GIRL
WITH THAT SPECIAL LOOK
IN HER EYE,
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I'LL KNOW SHE'S
MY HUNK OF BURNIN' LOVE.
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WHOA! AAH!
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COLONEL?
WHAT?
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YOU GOT
SOME ANGLE ON THIS?
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I'VE BEEN THINKING.
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LET'S ANNOUNCE
THAT YOU WANT
TO GET MARRIED.
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GET A LITTLE PUBLICITY.
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JUST REMEMBER,
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I WANT
TO KEEP THIS
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PERSONAL AND
PRIVATE-LIKE.
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I-I'LL NOTIFY
THE PAPERS,
THE NETWORKS,
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AND EVERY PERSON
IN THE WORLD.
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THEY'LL ALL BE
AT THE CONCERT.
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WHATEVER YOU WANT.
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JUST DON'T MAKE
A BIG DEAL
OUT OF IT.
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GORDO WILL
PICK A BRIDE
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AT TONIGHT'S CONCERT
AT TOWN HALL!
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THIS IS
THE BLIMP TALKING.
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AND CONGRESS
HAS AGREED TO CREATE
TWO NATIONAL HOLIDAYS
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IN HONOR
OF GORDO SHUMWAY'S
MARRIAGE.
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THE RUSSIAN PREMIER
IS REPORTED TO SAY,
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"DA. IS GOOD."
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
THE CONCERT IS
IN TWO HOURS,
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AND WE DON'T
HAVE TICKETS.
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I WANT US
TO MARRY GORDO.
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YEAH, AND BECOME
HIS BACKUP SINGERS.
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BUT IT LOOKS LIKE
WE'LL JUST HAVE
TO STAY HOME
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AND TORMENT
CINDERELLA.
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IMAGINE--BECOMING
MRS. GORDO SHUMWAY.
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YOU? MARRY GORDO?
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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SAY,
I ALMOST FORGOT.
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SID AT THE OFFICE
GAVE ME A COUPLE
OF TICKETS.
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THEY'RE FOR SOME
BOWLING TOURNAMENT
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OR DOG SHOW
OR GORDO CONCERT
OR SOMETHING.
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[PANTING]
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GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
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[SOBS]
OH, DADDY,
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EVER SINCE
TILLIE AND JANET
AND LaTOYA ARRIVED,
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THEY'VE BEEN
TORMENTING ME
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AND ROBBING ME
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AND DRIVING ME
LIKE A SLAVE!
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[CHUCKLES]
OH, WELL,
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YOU MAKE SURE
TO STUDY HARD
AND FLOSS REGULARLY.
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I LOVE DONDI.
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[FOOTSTEPS]
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NOW, WHILE WE'RE
AT THE CONCERT,
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YOU MAKE SURE
TO SWEEP
THE CHIMNEY...
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AND CUT
THE FIREWOOD...
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AND FINISH UP
THAT RADIATION
RESEARCH
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IN THE BASEMENT.
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WE'RE OFF TO MARRY GORDO.[WHISTLES]
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♪ BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM ♪
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♪ THE EVIL STEPTONES
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[SLAM]
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[WEEPING]
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I LOVE BLONDIE, TOO.
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BLONDIE AND DONDI.
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AND DENNIS THE MENACE.
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[CLOCK CHIMES]
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A HALF HOUR
TO THE CONCERT.
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I'LL NEVER
GET TO SEE GORDO.
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AND THE ODDS
ARE EVEN SLIMMER
THAT I'LL MARRY HIM.
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SAY, DID YOU MURMUR
SOMETHING, PRINCESS?
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[WEEPS]
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I WISH I HAD SOMEONE
I COULD TURN TO.
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SOMEONE WHO WOULD GET ME
TO THE CONCERT--
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A FAIRY GODMOTHER.
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WHY DO YOU
COME TO ME NOW?
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YOU'VE NEVER ASKED
FOR MY HELP BEFORE.
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FAIRY GOD MOTHER?
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[MANDOLIN PLAYING]
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I'VE BEEN
WATCHING YOU.
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I'VE SEEN HOW
YOUR NEW STEPMOTHER
AND STEPSISTERS
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HAVE MISTREATED YOU.
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THE TIME HAS COME
TO MAKE THEM PAY FOR
WHAT THEY'VE DONE.
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WHAT CAN YOU DO?
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I'LL GRANT YOU
THREE WISHES
I CANNOT REFUSE.
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WELL, I WANT TO GO
TO THE CONCERT,
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BUT I CAN'T GO
IN THESE RAGS.
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I TELL YOU,
IT'S A TERRIBLE THING.
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THERE I AM,
MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS,
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WHEN THIS BEAUTIFUL
BALLGOWN, SIZE 6,
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AND MATCHING PUMPS,
SIZE 7,
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AND I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO WITH
SUCH BEAUTIFUL ITEMS.
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THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.
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PLEASE ACCEPT THESE GIFTS
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AS A TOKEN
OF MY FRIENDSHIP.
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THANK YOU, WILLIE,
FOR YOUR SERVICES.
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WHAT GOOD ARE
THESE BEAUTIFUL
THINGS?
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I DON'T
HAVE ANY WAY
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OF GETTING
TO THE CONCERT.
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[CAR DOOR SHUTS]
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THERE I AM, MINDING
MY OWN BUSINESS,
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WHEN I AND THIS
NEW TWO-TONE FORD
CROWN VICTORIA STRETCH
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FALL OFF THE BACK
OF A TRUCK.
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00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:21,969
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
TO DO WITH SUCH
A BEAUTIFUL ITEM.
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IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT,
YOU WILL FIND A TICKET
TO THE CONCERT TONIGHT.
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00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:31,674
AND IN THE TRUNK,
A VERY EXPERIENCED
HAIRDRESSER.
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THANK YOU, GODMOTHER.
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00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:37,375
BUT YOU MUST LEAVE
THE CONCERT TONIGHT
BY 9:30.
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MIDNIGHT.
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9:35.
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11:30.
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00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:43,730
QUARTER TO 10:00.
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ONE MOMENT LATER,
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00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:48,386
AND YOU'LL BRING
SHAME ON ME
AND MY FAMILY.
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A QUARTER TO 10:00.
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HOW CAN
I THANK YOU?
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SOMEDAY--
AND THAT DAY
MAY NEVER COME--
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I MAY
CALL ON YOU
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00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:57,265
TO PERFORM
A SERVICE.
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00:10:57,308 --> 00:11:00,355
UNTIL THEN,
KEEP YOUR FEET
ON THE GROUND.
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00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:03,314
AND KEEPREACHING FOR THE STARS.
222
00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:04,925
BUT WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:10,278
I HAVE TO SEE A MAN
ABOUT A HORSE.
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[CHANTING AND CHEERING]
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00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:18,286
[YAWNS]
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00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:20,984
IT'S TIME TO GET
THESE LIGHTS REAL LOW,
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00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:23,334
'CAUSE DURING
THE NEXT 5 MINUTES,
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I'M GOING
TO FIND ME A WOMAN
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00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:27,425
AND FALL DEEPLY
IN LOVE.
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00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:30,167
[ALL GASP]
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00:11:31,952 --> 00:11:32,953
UH-HUH.
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00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:34,171
OH!
OH!
OH!
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00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:36,217
THANK YOU,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
234
00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:36,870
OOH!
235
00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:38,262
-YEAH!
-I MEAN THAT.
236
00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:40,221
-YEAH!
-WE LIKE IT!
237
00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:41,309
GORDO!
GORDO!
238
00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:42,527
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
I'VE NEVER SEEN
239
00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:47,010
SO MANY BIG STARS
SO EAGER TO SEE A CONCERT.
240
00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:48,403
WAIT A MINUTE.
241
00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:50,100
WHO'S THAT?
242
00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:52,407
Gordon:
♪ TREAT ME GOOD
243
00:11:54,539 --> 00:11:56,846
♪ PLEASE DON'T
TREAT ME BAD ♪
244
00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:59,327
WOW, WHAT A WOMAN!
245
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:01,895
[GASPING]
246
00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:10,381
♪ THEN...THEN
I WON'T BE SAD ♪
247
00:12:10,425 --> 00:12:15,952
♪ IF YOU TREAT ME BAD
248
00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:21,392
♪ GONNA BE SO BLUE
249
00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:23,830
YEAH.
250
00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:26,441
[GASPING]
251
00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:30,445
♪ TIE MY SHOES
252
00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:35,276
♪ I'VE GOT MONEY
253
00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:38,018
♪ I'VE GOT HAIR
254
00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:43,414
♪ LOBSTER THERMIDOR
255
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:47,244
♪ YOU JUST CAN'T
HELP LOVING ME ♪
256
00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:48,332
♪ UH-UH
257
00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:50,378
♪ BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
258
00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:53,947
♪ BUT I LOVE ME MORE
259
00:12:58,125 --> 00:13:03,913
♪ YOU CAN'T HELP
LOVIN' KITTY CATS ♪
260
00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:08,918
♪ PURRING TENDERLY
261
00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:14,576
♪ YOU CAN'T
HELP LOVIN'
MOONLIGHT CHATS ♪
262
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:20,060
♪ YOU CAN'T HELP
LOVIN' ME ♪
263
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:22,062
♪ OH, NO
264
00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:29,199
♪ YOU CAN'T HELP
LOVIN' HONEY SWEET ♪
265
00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:30,461
NOW THAT YOU
MENTION IT,
266
00:13:30,505 --> 00:13:34,335
SHE BEARS A STRIKING
RESEMBLANCE TO, UH...
267
00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:37,468
YES, YES!
SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE...
268
00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:39,949
All three: TERI GARR!
269
00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:42,952
♪ YOU CAN'T HELP
LOVING ME ♪
270
00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:44,954
♪ ME
271
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:47,043
♪ OHH
272
00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:49,829
NAUSEATING, ISN'T IT?
273
00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:53,615
♪ I'VE GOT HAIR
274
00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:57,532
♪ LOBSTER THERMIDOR ♪ LOBSTER THERMIDOR
275
00:13:57,575 --> 00:14:03,146
♪ YOU JUST CAN'T
HELP LOVING ME ♪
276
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,931
♪ MMM
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00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:10,632
Both: ♪ BUT
I LOVE ME MORE ♪
278
00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:15,593
♪ I'VE GOT MONEY
279
00:14:15,637 --> 00:14:17,639
♪ I'VE GOT HAIR
280
00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:23,514
♪ WHAT A POMPADOUR
281
00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:28,693
♪ I JUST CAN'T HELP
LOVIN' YOU ♪
282
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:34,612
♪ BUT YOU LOVE YOU
283
00:14:34,656 --> 00:14:58,071
♪ MOOOORE
284
00:14:58,549 --> 00:15:00,725
[APPLAUSE]
285
00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:03,119
I LOVE YOU,
DARLING.
286
00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:05,121
OH, GORDO,
I LOVE YOU.
287
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:07,210
AND DO YOU HAVE
THE TIME?
288
00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:11,606
IT'S A QUARTER
TO 10:00.
289
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:12,955
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
290
00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:15,262
DON'T MENTION IT.
291
00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:18,569
WHA?
292
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:29,493
WHAT A FLIGHTY CHICK.
293
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:32,366
BUT I LIKE IT.
I LIKE IT.
294
00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:37,023
[ADDING MACHINE
CALCULATING]
295
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:42,028
WHO IS SHE?
WHO IS SHE?
296
00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:45,248
I-I THINK
WE MAY HAVE BROKEN
A RECORD IN SALES
297
00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:47,990
OF G-G-GORDO
MERCHANDISE.
298
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:49,252
THE BIGGEST SELLERS WERE
299
00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:51,776
THE GORDO SHUMWAY
SMELL-LIKE-ME
NECKERCHIEF
300
00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:54,779
AND THE GORDO SHUMWAY
SNEER-LIKE-ME LIP CLIP.
301
00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:57,782
I DON'T CARE.
I DON'T CARE
ABOUT NOTHING
302
00:15:57,826 --> 00:15:59,610
EXCEPT FINDING
THAT GIRL.
303
00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:02,265
[KNOCKS]
Man: ROOM SERVICE.
304
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:03,397
COME IN.
305
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,790
I CAN'T PUT HER
OUT OF MY MIND.
306
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:08,315
EVERYWHERE I LOOK,
I SEE HER.
307
00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:11,753
N-NOW THAT'S JUST
R-RIDICULOUS, SON.
308
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,668
OH!
309
00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:16,018
OHH.
I CAN'T HELP IT.
310
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:18,064
I'M IN LOVE.
311
00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:19,326
HERE YOU GO.
312
00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:21,719
THANK YOU.
313
00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:25,288
WELL,
WHAT'S SO SPECIAL
ABOUT THAT G-G-GAL?
314
00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:26,681
[DOOR SHUTS]
315
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:34,515
♪ MOOOORE
316
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:37,605
WHAT'S YOUR P-POINT?
317
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:39,085
I GOT TO FIND
THAT CHICK,
318
00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:42,827
BUT I DON'T
KNOW HER NAME,
HER NUMBER.
319
00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:46,309
HEY, THOSE GLASSES
GIVE ME AN IDEA.
320
00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:48,833
YOU WEAR GLASS
SLIPPERS, RIGHT?
321
00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:49,660
YEP.
322
00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:51,619
GIVE ME ONE.
323
00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:56,232
THIS WILL DO
VERY NICELY.
324
00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:07,809
[RINGS]
325
00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:11,552
AAH!
326
00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:13,206
OH!
327
00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:17,079
OHH!
328
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:20,430
♪ LAAAAAA
329
00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:27,089
[RINGS]
330
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,351
OHH!
331
00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:31,615
♪ LAAAAAA
332
00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:33,313
[COUGH]
333
00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:38,318
♪ AAAAHHHH
334
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:51,722
[RINGS]
335
00:17:51,766 --> 00:17:54,769
[INDISTINCT SOUNDS ON TV]
336
00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:56,814
[SCRAPING]
337
00:17:56,858 --> 00:17:57,859
[DOORBELL RINGS]
338
00:17:57,902 --> 00:18:00,383
SOMEONE'S
AT THE DOOR.
339
00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:01,863
AAH!
340
00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:06,694
AAH!
HI. GORDO SHUMWAY.
341
00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:08,348
GLAYDON GO--WAH!
342
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:10,263
GORNISH SHELLMAN!
343
00:18:25,495 --> 00:18:27,454
YEOW![STRINGS HUM]
344
00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:34,113
[CRASH]
345
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:37,812
HI.
COME IN.
346
00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:40,684
YEAH,
FOREVER.
347
00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:48,823
I'M LOOKING
FOR THAT WONDERFUL
VISION OF BEAUTY
348
00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:52,305
THAT SANG WITH ME
AT MY CONCERT
LAST NIGHT.
349
00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:56,352
ME! IT WAS ME!
IT WAS ME!
350
00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:57,745
WHEN I FIND
THE WOMAN
351
00:18:57,788 --> 00:19:00,356
WHO CAN SHATTER
THIS GLASS SLIPPER
WITH HER VOICE,
352
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:03,620
I'LL KNOW I HAVE
MY TRUE LOVE.
353
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:06,449
[ALL SING]
354
00:19:06,493 --> 00:19:07,885
♪ AAHHH
♪ AAHHH
355
00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:11,585
[COUGH COUGH]
356
00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:14,501
[COUGH COUGH]
[COUGH COUGH]
357
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:16,938
NICE TRY.
358
00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:18,809
THERE ARE OTHER
WOMEN IN THE HOUSE?
359
00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:21,421
All three:
WOMEN? NOT A ONE.
360
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:22,248
UH-UH.
361
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:24,815
NOPE.
NOPE.
362
00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:27,688
[NOTES PLAYING]
363
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:31,866
♪ YOU'VE GOT MONEY,
YOU'VE GOT HAIR ♪
364
00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:33,824
♪ WHAT A POMPADOUR
365
00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:36,262
THAT VELVET VIBRATO.
366
00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:39,569
IT'S MEL TORME,
UPSTAIRS.
367
00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:41,919
♪ I JUST CAN'T HELP
LOVING YOU ♪
368
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:43,921
♪ BUT YOU LOVE YOU
369
00:19:43,965 --> 00:20:03,550
♪ MOOOORE
370
00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:05,029
IT'S YOU!
371
00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:08,685
YOU ARE
MY PRINCESS OF
ROCK 'N' ROLL.
372
00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:11,601
AND YOU ARE
MY PRINCE.
373
00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:15,431
PARDON ME.
374
00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:17,520
OHH!
AAH!
OH!
375
00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:21,611
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
376
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:23,091
MY FAULT?
377
00:20:23,134 --> 00:20:25,572
YOU PUT HER
IN THE PIANO.
378
00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:29,315
MA, SHE SAYS
IT'S MY FAULT.
379
00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:30,707
I HATE YOU BOTH.
380
00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:34,233
NOW, I HAVE TO FIND
A WHOLE NEW FAMILY
TO EXPLOIT.
381
00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:40,369
WELL, I-I'D CALL IT
382
00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:41,979
A FAIRY TALE ROMANCE, BOYS,
383
00:20:42,023 --> 00:20:45,069
Y-YOU KNOW,
SOMETHING OUT OF
THE STORYBOOKS.
384
00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:47,942
YOU CAN Q-Q-QUOTE ME
ON THAT.
385
00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:01,738
HEY, THERE, LETTER LOVERS.
386
00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:04,959
TODAY'S MAILBAG SUPPLIES US
WITH A LOVELY POEM
387
00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:08,745
FROM LITTLE ALLIE GINSBERG
OF GREENWICH, CONNECTICUT.
388
00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:10,312
IT'S ENTITLED,
389
00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:11,922
ODE TO THE ALFER.
390
00:21:11,966 --> 00:21:13,837
AND I'D LIKE
TO READ IT TO YOU.
391
00:21:13,881 --> 00:21:18,364
OK, RINGO. A LITTLE MORE
ATMOSPHERE, PLEASE.
392
00:21:19,713 --> 00:21:21,845
"WHO IS THIS FELLOW,
THE ALFER,
393
00:21:21,889 --> 00:21:25,022
"SO WINSOME,
SO FURRY, SO CUTE?
394
00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:27,416
"WHAT IS THE BEST THING
ABOUT HIM?
395
00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:31,594
"HIS COURAGE?
HIS KINDNESS?
HIS SNOOT?
396
00:21:31,638 --> 00:21:34,554
"WHAT IS HIS LEANING,
THE ALFER,
397
00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:37,600
"REPUBLICAN
OR DEMOCRAT?
398
00:21:37,644 --> 00:21:40,473
"WHY IS HE BELCHING,
THE ALFER?
399
00:21:40,516 --> 00:21:42,953
"IS HE DIGESTING A CAT?
400
00:21:42,997 --> 00:21:45,521
"WHERE IS HE GOING,
THE ALFER?
401
00:21:45,565 --> 00:21:49,133
"WHAT TRIALS
AND TRAVELS IN STORE?
402
00:21:49,177 --> 00:21:51,484
"WHERE IS HE GOING,
THIS ALFER?
403
00:21:51,527 --> 00:21:54,443
TO THE BATHROOM,
TO MAKE NUMBER FOUR."
404
00:21:54,487 --> 00:21:56,053
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
405
00:21:56,097 --> 00:21:58,621
[GASPS]
WHOO.
406
00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:02,059
♪ GORDON, SEND US
407
00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:03,147
♪ OH, SEND US
408
00:22:03,191 --> 00:22:05,933
♪ INTO OUTER SPACE
409
00:22:05,976 --> 00:22:07,978
♪ OUTER SPACE
410
00:22:08,022 --> 00:22:13,680
♪ 'CAUSE THERE AIN'T
NOBODY LIKE YOU ♪
411
00:22:13,723 --> 00:22:18,989
♪ IN THE MELMACKIAN RACE
412
00:22:19,033 --> 00:22:21,035
♪ TEACH US, GORDON...
413
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:29,957
HA! I KILL ME!
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