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[theme music playing]

[frogs croaking]

[sighs] Theater night.

The one night a month we come together, watch our stories,

and forget all our horrible, horrible troubles.

[all sigh]

Now who wants popcorn?

-Oh, me, me! -I do!

[both] My seat!

[chanting] Theater night, theater night!

Oh! Right in the middle!

-Dibs! -[Polly] That seat is mine!

Not if I get there first.

Oh! [gasps]

Boom!

No fair. You have appendages.

Tut-tut. Sprig, give Polly the seat.

Say what? Come on, Hop Pop. I got here first. [grunts]

That's what older brothers do, Sprig. They look out for their little sisters.

Now, move that rump over to that stump.

[gasps]

[groans]

Bummer, dude.

[sighs] It's just not fair. Just because she's a little younger,

she always gets special treatment.

I'm an only child, so I don't relate.

All my parents' attention was focused on me.

And it was, awesome.

[blows raspberry] Lucky you.

Alright now everybody settle down. I have some bad news.

The acting troupe had to cancel on account of...

well, being eaten on the way here.

[booing]

We need our story.

Hold up, everyone.

I have something that might work.

It's called a "movie."

It's like a play, but totally better.

-[crowd murmuring] -[frog] A movie.

-Thanks, Tad, local glass artisan. -Yep.

OK, so tonight I'm going to be showing the timeless classic Love Choice,

which has always been one of my favorites because--

Just start the movie!

[laughs] You got it.

[phone beeps]

-Dang it. -[phone beeps]

[narrator] In the not so distant future,

three grounded yet supernatural teens must navigate their feelings

if they hope to survive.

Wait, how could they be both

-grounded and supernatural? -Shhh!

Oh, Hunter. I know that together we'll make it through this nightmare.

Constance, my cybernetic abs belong to you and you alone.

-[techno music plays] -[crowd murmurs]

Hmm, Polly likey.

I know I said I liked Hunter

but I can't help but be drawn to you as well, Alastair.

May I sing you the traditional song of my people?

[shrieking]

I like this Alastair. He's ethereal, yet approachable.

It is now time for me to make my love choice.

I choose... I choose...

-[bird shrieks] -[screams]

Constance!

-[flute music] -We must go after her!

[together] I'll save you, Constance!

[narrator] To be continued.

-[audience gasps] -What?

-That was the end? -Who did she pick?

I'm so frustrated right now!

Believe me, guys. Been there.

They are making a sequel, Love Choice 2, but it's not out yet.

I'll tell you who she picks!

Hunter! He's a beefcake.

What? She should pick Alastair. He's a thinker. A dreamer.

[crowd clamoring]

[Polly] Listen up!

I don't even want to live in a town with someone who likes Alastair.

Well, I don't want to live in a town with someone who likes Hunter.

That does it!

Everybody who chooses Hunter, get behind me.

-Yeah! -He looks strong.

He's so attractive.

Well, anyone who likes Alastair can get behind me.

-Alastair's my man! -Definitely Alastair.

-Excuse me, pardon me. -Hey!

Sprig, just let Polly win this one, before things get even worse.

Sorry, Hop Pop. But I've had it with this pollywog

and her special treatment.

We ain't backing down!

This means war!

[crowd shouting indistinctly]

I have a bad feeling about this.

Eh, I'm sure by morning clearer heads will prevail.

Or, you know, not.

I don't believe this. The town is split right down the middle.

[all chanting] Hail Alastair!

Hmm...

[all chanting] Hail Hunter!

Hmm...

This is just like an internet message board.

But IRL.

Were things on this "Internet" resolved in peaceful and civilized ways?

See for yourself, dude.

Oh, gosh.

I forgot my house is over in Alastairtown.

-Ow! Ow! -Take that, you stinking Hunterite.

[laughs]

[laughing]

If we don't do something fast

this whole town is going to tear itself apart.

Polly and Sprig are the ringleaders.

If we can just get them to get along, we'll be fine.

[shrieking]

-Amazing, Leader Sprig. -You have the voice of an angel.

Deer Sprig, you have a visitor.

Should we throw her in the deer prison?

No, no. It's okay. Thank you, deer Stumpy and deer Croaker.

-Take five, deer friends. -[all] Mmm.

And great to see ya.

Are you here to join our deer choir?

Nope. I'm here to tell you this dumb feud with Polly is dumb.

And you need to end it. Just let her have this one, dude.

You're an only child, Anne. You don't understand.

I'm always giving up things for Polly.

Well, no more! The only way to end this is if Polly submits to me!

-But-- -We're done here.

-Ha! -[groans] Got you.

Oh, come on. This isn't cool, Sprig. This isn't cool!

That's Deer Sprig to you.

And stay out of Alastairville.

Anne! Polly's not budging. She won't even see Sprig till he surrenders.

Not only that but they graffitied my tum-tum.

-Any luck on your end? -Nope.

How are those kids supposed to make up if they won't even see one another?

I know, right? We've got to get them together.

But how?

Hey, Hop Pop. You ever play capture the flag?

So I named my kid Alastair last night.

Wow, you're a good dad.

[snickering]

Personally, my favorite thing about Alastair

-is how he's not afraid to cry. -[screams]

No! She's stealing the sacred flag!

Quick, sound the alarm!

[panting] Uh-oh.

[man] Chief Polly, an old man is climbing the flagpole.

Somebody get him!

For Hunter!

Ha! Got it!

[laughter] Anne you did it.

-Gotcha -Hun

For Hunter!

Eh, he'll be fine.

Whee!

[panting] No Hop Pop yet.

Oh, man.

-I hope he was able to get the flag-- -Watch out!

-Whoo! Both flags captured. -Now what?

Now this.

[crowd clamoring]

Haha! Tricked you all!

Now that you're face-to-face, how about discussing this like civilized--

-Whoa! -So, older brother,

you here to finally admit I'm right and surrender to the, Hunter tribe?

-Death first! -Then perish!

[all grunting]

-[groans] -Take this. Fruits.

Well, at least we brought them together to clear the air, right?

-Too bad they couldn't-- -[gasps] Aah!

Retreat, my deer brethren!

[laughs] After those wimpy deer cowards!

[crowd] Hail Hunter.

Wait...

Something's off.

-Aah! -Ow!

It's a trap.

[laughing] Ambush!

[panting]

You lose, Polly. Looks like your special treatment couldn't help you this time.

Now just surrender--

Enough talk! Let her have it!

Uh, what?

Incoming!

[shooting]

[Hop Pop's voice] That's what older brothers do, Sprig.

They look out for their little sisters.

[shudders]

Uh...

What have I done?

[distorted] No!

-[splattering] -[grunting]

-[crowd gasping] -[Sprig groans]

[crying] Why? Sprig I don't understand.

Why?

Because seeing you in danger made me realise

it doesn't matter what's fair.

What matters is that I'm here to take care of you.

We surrender, Polly. [Coughs]

We... surrender.

Bro... brother. No...

No!

[playing flute]

[crying]

Hoo! All right, folks. Pack it in, we're done.

Yeah, this thing is pretty played out.

-[crowd cheering] -Wait, what?

Glad I finally got a chance to use this bad boy.

Now, that was exciting.

You guys were at each other's throats just a second ago.

Are you seriously over this already?

Oh, that's just the way we are, Anne.

You should have seen last year's avocados versus almonds fiasco.

We almost tore this place to the ground.

Whew, good thing it's over. I don't even remember what we were fighting about.

I can't believe we almost killed each other over a work of fiction.

I know, right?

Can we watch another one?

Hmm...

[Polly] Hey, Sprig, over here.

-I saved you a spot. -And I brought you some sweets.

You're a good older brother Sprig.

Aww, well ain't that nice.

Now scooch over. I need a seat.

[Anne] Hello, everyone!

For tonight, I've picked a conflict-free independent film called

My Dinner with Anders.

-But before we start, a little context. -[crowd] Just start the movie!

-[laughs] You got it. -[phone beeps]

[frog croaking]

Hey, Hop Pop! Got the groceries!

Couldn't buy much since we've barely got any money left.

Feeling any better, Hop Pop?

[sighs]

No. Ever since we lost the vegetable stand,

I've just felt, well, lost.

I was fine the first couple of days,

but it's really starting to catch up with me.

Well, maybe this will cheer you up.

-Pa-pow! -The Grub-N-Go's hiring greeters.

All you gotta do is smile and be friendly.

[sighs]

Just another job for me to lose.

-See? You're a natural. -Now head out there

and get back in the game.

Lemme go! The couch is the only one who understands me!

Oh! thank you Mr. Plantar don't call us. We'll call you.

-[crowd clamoring] -[man 2] Got to get ready!

What's all this rabble?

Sign-ups for the election!

You been living under a rock?

-'Cause I have and even I knew that. -Election?

Vote Mayor Toadstool! If reelected, I will always look out for the little guy.

-[squeaks] -Upsy-daisy.

[engine roars]

[coughing]

[scoffs] Some mayor.

That guy keeps raising our taxes, and what do we got to show for it?

Our snail-ways a mess. Our buildings are falling apart.

Heck, we ain't even replaced the school house

after last year's millipede incident.

[children screaming]

[roaring]

Am I crazy or is he making sense?

Maybe we need a mayor who looks out for the people he's mayoring.

'Cause ours, well... [chuckles]

He's only looking out for himself.

Anyway, good afternoon, everybody.

I nominate Hopadiah Plantar for mayor!

-I second that! -[man 1] I third it.

[man 2] Let's hear it for Hopadiah!

[man 3] Sounds good to me.

Hop Pop for mayor, everyone.

-[cheering, applause] -Huh?

Guess what, kids!

-You passed the interview? -You have a job?

Nope! I'm running for mayor.

-[all] Huh? -Don't you see, kids?

If I win this election, I'll prove once and for all

that Hopadiah Plantar ain't no loser!

Oh, no. If he loses, he'll be more down than ever.

And we just got the couch cleaned.

But if he wins maybe we'll get the old Hop Pop back!

-True that. -Fair point.

Hop Pop, we're all in!

Really? Aw, kids.

I won't let you down.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom

practicing my distinguished expression!

[laughs]

Ugh. Politics are the worst.

Yeah. The monster fights are pretty cool, though.

The what now?

[cheering]

You made a powerful enemy today Hopadiah

Toads have run uncontested for decades. This is a disgrace.

The only disgrace is you as mayor.

Oh, I like this Hopadiah.

I don't know. Toadstool is tried and true.

Ahem! Welcome to the official mayoral trials,

where the candidates try to win your vote.

I'm suddenly very interested in politics.

[horn blows]

Okay, Anne. That's enough.

Our first trial is all about strength.

The first candidate to mount the beetle wins!

[whistles]

-beetle roars] -Ready-set-go!

[grunting] Oh, my giblets!

I've got you! No I don't .

[thud]

-[growling] -[Hop Pop] Hey!

[laughing] Come and get it.

[shrieks]

[cheering, applause]

The second trial is about sensitivity.

Can you figure out what these hatchlings need?

A good mayor would.

I know what these dumb birds want. Money.

All right, all right.

Here's your handout.

[screeching]

[grunting] Oh! Oh!

-There, there, sir. -Hmm...

-[chirping] -[laughs]

-[crowd] Aww... -[Sprig] That's how he fed us

when we were babies.

[screeching]

Being mayor is a lot like being dropped in the woods naked

and forced to find your way home.

So that's what we did.

[crowd gasps]

Thanks for showing me the way Jeremy.

[chirping]

Safe travels, brother.

-[crowd cheering] -Yeah! Whoo!

Hop Pop! Hop Pop!

This is getting out of hand, Toadie.

I could actually lose!

Looks like we'll have to stop him... Ow! the old-fashioned way.

Illegally.

Excited for the final trial tomorrow, Hop Pop?

Not really.

I know I've been doing well,

but if I mess up tomorrow, it could cost us the election.

[knocking]

Mr. Plantar, an anonymous associate would like to speak with you.

-You mean the mayor? -No comment.

Come on man. You only know like one person!

I said no comment!

Ah, so glad you could join me, Plantar.

I'll give it to you straight.

I want you to lose tomorrow's trial.

Well, yeah. I figured.

No, you dimwit, lose on purpose!

In return, I'll give you a new vegetable stand.

Heck, I'll put it in the center of the market, tax free!

You'll make tons of money.

That's, uh... hard to say no to.

Well, then, don't.

Hey, Hop Pop.

[sighs]

So, uh. What did the mayor want?

If I lose on purpose, Toadstool will give us the stand back.

-[both gasp] -What? No!

You've got a real chance to win.

He'll also make us rich. We'd be set for life.

Oh, in that case, take the deal.

[both] Polly!

We were all thinking it!

[sighs] Polly's right, guys.

It's just too good to pass up.

Well, whatever you pick,

-we'll be behind you, dude. -All the way.

Thanks, kids.

[sighs]

Guess I've got some thinking to do.

Ladies and gentlephebians.

you know the candidates, you've seen 'em fight monsters.

But for the final challenge, you'll see them fight, each other!

[applause]

Ah!

Now you both know the rules. Fight starts as soon as the bell rings.

What? Ring the bell?

-Aah! -Woah

[groans]

-Ah! -[groans]

[cheering]

[chuckles]

-Ah! -[grunts]

[gasping]

Ow! Okay, Plantar! You've put on a good show but... that's enough!

This can't be good.

[grunting]

[crowd groans]

[crowd gasps]

Like we talked about.

Stay down, Plantar.

[distorted] Get up!

You can do it!

Come on, Hop Pop!

Stay down!

[groaning]

What are you, crazy? You could have been rich.

You could've had your stand back.

All you had to do was give up!

[panting] Why?

Because this is about more than just me.

-[groans] -That's a knockout!

-Huh? Ring the bell! -[bell rings]

[cheering]

-Hop Pop. -Yeh.

[Duckweed] Well, folks, that wraps up the trials.

Now it's time to tally the votes!

With 88 votes, 100% of Wartwood, Hopadiah Plantar!

What? I won?

And with 22,000 votes,

The entire rest of the Valley, Mayor Toadstool!

What?

Congratulation Sir.

Thank you. Thank you all.

You're all too kind. Democracy wins again!

[crowd groaning]

Well, you certainly gave this toad a run for his money.

Good thing you didn't win though, huh? [laughs]

A frog beating a toad. That would have made headlines!

Just be proud the whole town loved ya.

I'm surprised the rest of the valley didn't.

How was I supposed to know the rest of the valley got a vote?

I'm a theater major, for cricket's sake!

Wait, wait now. You didn't campaign outside Wartwood?

Oh, son. That's just sad. Really is.

Almost takes the joy out of my victory.

The victory piñata is all set up in the lobby, sir.

Well, I did say "almost." Wahoo! Piñata! I'm gonna hit it.

Hey, Hop Pop... you okay?

Yeah! I've never felt better.

-Huh? -Really? You know you lost, right?

Are you in shock? Is he in shock?

I may have lost,

but I stood my ground and fought for something important

-and that feels good. -Hopadiah...

Uh, may we have a word?

We all pitched in and built you a stand.

For giving us something better than produce...

Hope.

You've made us all proud.

I may have lost the race,

but I'm back at the market with all of you.

And that makes me a winner. This is perfect.

I wouldn't have put the root vegetables with the tubers though.

It's not important.

I'll fix it later.

[theme music playing]