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[theme music playing]
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[frogs croaking]
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[frogs croaking]
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[Bessie purring]
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Ah, a leisurely outing with Bessie.
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Why, we could really go anywhere.
Do anything.
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Ooh, ooh! Can we get Swamp Slushies?
They have new flavors.
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[chuckles] Nope.
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Can we go off-road? Do some crazy stunts?
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Double no.
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-Ooh, ooh! Can I drive?
-Sure
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Aw, come on, Hop Pop. Wait, really?
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Absolutely. I've been trying to teach
this guy for years.
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It's true.
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All right. Give me those reins.
I'm ready to drive.
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Not before reading this, you ain't.
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-What?
-This is Bessie's History.
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Before touching a snail's reins,
you gotta know them.
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Feel their heartbeat
next to yours and become one.
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Hop Pop, it's just a vehicle.
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We had a family car back home.
It's no biggie.
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-Oof!
-Don't care.
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You can't drive Bessie unless you
read this cover to cover.
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-And that's final.
-Are there pictures?
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There are diagrams.
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[echoing] No!
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Dramatic much?
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
Polly's due for a wash.
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[giggles]
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No, no. Wait. No!
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I'll just get dirty again.
You can't stop me.
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I learned this from watching you, Anne.
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[groans] I'll be old before
I finish reading this thing.
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Yeah, page five is as far as I got.
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Too much description, not enough plot.
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[sighs] This is ridiculous.
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I don't need history. I need experience.
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Hey.
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What do you say we take
a harmless test-drive?
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Prove to Hop Pop we're fast learners?
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Hmm. Do you get the feeling
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this is one of those decisions
we'll look back on and say,
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"Ooh-boy, we probably
shouldn't have done that"?
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[sing-song] We'll get Swamp
Slushies while we're out.
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No regrets!
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That's what I like to hear. Hyah!
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-[whooping]
-[laughing]
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Huh? What in tarnation?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Out of the way, slowpoke.
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Hooligans! Ruffians! Swamp suckers!
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Whoa. What was that?
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-I've always wanted to try road rage.
-And the verdict?
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Exhilarating.
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Live your truth! Yeah!
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[both laugh]
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[Sprig] Man, you were right.
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We didn't need to read some silly book.
You drive just fine.
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Just fine? Pshh. Boy, I'm a natural.
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[gasps] Ooh, ooh! Wanna take
this baby off-road?
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Yup.
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-[revving]
-Whoo-hoo!
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[both] Whoa!
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[laughing]
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Whoa!
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[laughing]
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[both] Whoa! Oof!
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[sighs] Off roading. Fun.
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But how about we go back to on-roading?
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Good, old reliable on-roading.
Yes, please.
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All right, Bessie. Let's move.
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One more time. Let's move.
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Um, Bessie?
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-[sputtering]
-You alright, girl?
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Hey, what's going on here? Does it
need fuel in the tank or something?
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Is the oil low?
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Come get the tasty fuel, Bessie!
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Ew, Anne. These leaves are tastier.
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Here, Bessie. I got dem good leaves, girl.
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[purrs]
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Hmm. Maybe we can push her.
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Give her a jump-start?
I'm sure that's a thing.
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[both straining]
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-Okay. She is way too heavy.
-[Sprig panting]
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Also, I'm crazy out of shape.
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What are we gonna do? We're stuck.
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We have no choice.
I'll stay here with Bessie
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while you hitch a ride
back to the farm and...
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[groans]
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go get Hop Pop.
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Good idea. It's the right thing to do,
even if we get an earful.
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Back in a flash.
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[grunting]
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[sighs]
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[scatting]
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[yawns]
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Ah, this is so boring. [groans]
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Wish I had something to read.
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Fine. But just to pass the time.
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[coughs] Okay, let's see here.
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"It was an especially cold morning
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the day Bessie was brought
into this world."
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[Hop Pop] "The leaves had justchanged color,
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and now I shall describe those leavesto you in great detail--"
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Nope. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
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[grunting]
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Aha!
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Over here, over here. I need a ride.
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-[coughing]
-[tires squeal]
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Oh, thank you so much for
stopping. I, uh--
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Oh.
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Bless my socks if it isn't Sprig Plantar.
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[chuckles] Yep.
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Hey, uh, sorry about earlier.
Got a little carried away.
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Oh, pishposh.
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Sadie Croaker never holds a grudge, honey.
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Well, that's lucky. Will you give me
a lift back home? It's urgent.
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Oh, absolutely.
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Thanks, Mrs. Croaker.
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Oh, my pleasure honey.
Well go on and get comfy.
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Watch out for old Archie, though.
His venom can cause paralysis.
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Now hold on to your eyebrows.
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-'Cause here we go!
-[engine revving]
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[both whooping]
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Can't this thing go any faster?
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[Hop Pop] "And it was at that momentI realized Bessie was no ordinary snail,
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but a kind, clear soul who wouldhelp others at a drop of a hat.
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I raised my bid to 400 copper pieces,winning the auction
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and in the process, saving Bessiefrom the nefarious Jim Snapes."
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Yes! In your face, Snapes. [grunts]
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Man. This is actually pretty good.
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And I need to stop eating leaves.
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[humming]
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Come on, come on.
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You know what would make
this ride go a lot quicker?
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What? Anything. What?
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A song.
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[vocalizing]
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♪ Ninety-nine jugsOf juice on the wall ♪
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♪ Ninety-nine jugs of juice ♪
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♪ Take one down... ♪
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[distorted voice]
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[Hop Pop] "The snow swirled aroundus and I knew we were doomed.
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I could feel the strength leavingmy body bit by bit.
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The sweet embrace of eternitycrept closer and closer
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until suddenly I hearda sound pulling me back."
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[warbling]
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"Bessie... Bessie was singing!"
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[sobbing]
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You go, girl.
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You noble, noble creature.
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No, man, this is messing me up.
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[sniffles] Now let's see. Where was I?
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"The reason Bessie had hidden in her
shell was now very clear to me.
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A predator was close.
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And not just any predator.
A natural enemy of snails."
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-[rustling]
-[bird caws]
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Uh... Hello?
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Uh, anything in here about this predator?
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Oh, there we go.
Aw, it's actually pretty cute.
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-[snarling]
-[screaming]
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[whimpers]
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[snarling]
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[yells]
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[growling]
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Cone on, come on. Yes!
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"When Bessie senses danger,
you gotta sit on her shell
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and yell at the top of your lungs,
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'Bessie, things are getting messy!'"
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Yes!
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Whoo!
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[growling]
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Eat our dust, hedgehogs. [screams]
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"If you still haven't escaped,
give Bessie some berries
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from the secret compartment
in the front of her shell."
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Whoa, this is gross.
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Let's do this thing, Bessie.
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[squawks]
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[yelping]
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[screeches]
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Way to go, Bessie!
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You are queen of the road.
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[squawks]
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All right, let's go home.
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♪ Take one down pass it around ♪
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♪ No more jugs of juice on the wall ♪
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[sighs] Glad that's finally over.
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One more time.
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[muffled screaming]
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[Anne] Hey, kid! Need a lift?
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[squawks]
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Anne! Thank goodness.
Okay, bye, Mrs. Croaker. Thank you.
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Bye, darlin'. Next time,
try to keep that road rage in check.
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[laughs] Yee-haw!
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-[cackling]
-[tires screeching]
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[whooping]
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Pretty sure I just got played.
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That woman is everything I want to be.
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[both groan]
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We made it.
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And it looks like Hop Pop's
still washing Polly.
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-You'll never take me alive!
-Dang it, Polly.
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You're getting filth everywhere.
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[crash]
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Hey. You coming?
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I think I'm going to spend a little
more time with old Bessie here.
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Suit yourself.
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[door closes]
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[purring gently]
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Now where were we?
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[snoring]
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[grunts] What the hey?
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Good morning, Hopadiah.
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Anne?
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I did it.
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I read the whole thing.
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In one night.
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Impressive. Kinda scary. But impressive.
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I was wrong about Bessie.
She's not just a vehicle.
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She's a noble, beautiful creature.
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And now that you've read this,
all you need is experience.
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[chuckling]
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[evil laughter]
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I don't feel safe.
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[frogs croaking]
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Hmm. Got any threes?
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I ain't telling you nothing, old man.
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[footsteps]
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Ahhhh! [yelling]
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-[yelling] Is someone dead?
-Why are we yelling?
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Just look.
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[all gasp] She's diseased.
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We have to quarantine her.
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Don't struggle, Anne.
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What, no. Guys, it's not a disease.
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These are pimples. It's just
a human thing.
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Oh. False alarm, everyone.
Just a human thing.
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[Sprig sighs] Okay.
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[sighs] Everybody already treats
me like a monster.
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This is just gonna make it
ten times worse. [groans]
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Ah, come on. No one treats you
like a monster Anne.
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Are you kidding? I can't even go
outside without making a scene.
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-[whistling]
-Ah! It's hideous.
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-Look away, Teddy. Look away.
-[screaming]
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Ah, poop.
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Okay. Fair point, fair point.
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But who cares what they think?
We like you.
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Uh-huh. I'm going to go hide in
the basement until this clears up.
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Sorry, Anne, but nobody's
hiding anywhere today.
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I need help at the vegetable stand.
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We got a bumper crop of scream
beans that need selling.
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[screaming]
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Fresh crickets, ma'am? Always fresh.
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Worms! We got worms!
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Are these grubs organic?
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All right, kids.
257
00:12:50,542 --> 00:12:53,625
Get out there and sell
like your lives depend on it.
258
00:12:54,417 --> 00:12:55,625
Because they do.
259
00:12:55,959 --> 00:12:57,583
We-- We really need this.
260
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,834
Come one, come all.
261
00:13:00,917 --> 00:13:03,792
Try the beans everybody's screaming about.
262
00:13:03,875 --> 00:13:05,166
[screaming]
263
00:13:06,417 --> 00:13:08,917
Beans, everyone. Wow, can you believe it?
264
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:12,208
-Oh, gracious!
-Like I'd buy beans from a monster.
265
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:13,834
Yup.
266
00:13:14,291 --> 00:13:16,000
[giggles] You can't catch me.
267
00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:17,166
Whoa!
268
00:13:17,834 --> 00:13:20,041
Leaping larva. Look!
269
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:24,250
No! No, don't look at me.
270
00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:26,709
-Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
-Yeah, I think so.
271
00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:30,291
They're warts. Beautiful, ruby-red warts.
272
00:13:31,208 --> 00:13:32,083
Wait. Huh?
273
00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:33,709
-Stunning.
-Are they real?
274
00:13:33,792 --> 00:13:34,750
-I wanna touch them.
-Amazing.
275
00:13:34,834 --> 00:13:37,625
Three cheers for the girl
with the ruby-red warts.
276
00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:38,750
-[cheering]
-Yay!
277
00:13:38,834 --> 00:13:40,125
Whoa! Whoa!
278
00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:41,291
[giggles]
279
00:13:41,375 --> 00:13:42,417
Whoo!
280
00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:48,291
Oh, this is bad, Toadie. People hate us.
281
00:13:48,625 --> 00:13:49,959
With a passion, sir.
282
00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:54,041
It's as if embezzling money from the
town makes you the bad guy.
283
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:59,667
[groans] If we don't fix thing soon,
we'll lose next month's election for sure.
284
00:13:59,792 --> 00:14:02,458
The only thing that can save us
now is a miracle.
285
00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:05,709
[cheering]
286
00:14:05,959 --> 00:14:10,792
Oh, my dear Toadie, I do believe
that our miracle has arrived.
287
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:12,625
[Sprig] This is awesome.
288
00:14:13,041 --> 00:14:14,375
Just look at all these gifts.
289
00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:15,583
The towns people like me.
290
00:14:15,834 --> 00:14:17,083
They really, really like me.
291
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:22,458
[gasps] Choco Chocolate maggots!
Come to Mama!
292
00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:25,667
Yeah. They really seem
to like your human bumps, Anne.
293
00:14:25,792 --> 00:14:28,917
[gasps] I better take care of these
moneymakers if I wanna keep this up.
294
00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:31,208
Babies.
295
00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:32,917
Babies are hungry.
296
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:36,917
[all shudder]
297
00:14:37,709 --> 00:14:39,166
-Too much?
-[horn honks]
298
00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:42,125
Anne, my dear.
299
00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:44,333
Care to join me for a joyride?
300
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,375
[whinnies]
301
00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:46,875
We brought the fancy snail.
302
00:14:47,041 --> 00:14:48,291
Get out!
303
00:14:48,792 --> 00:14:50,125
We all get to ride in that?
304
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:51,500
Awesome!
305
00:14:51,709 --> 00:14:53,542
Finally, the luxury I deserve.
306
00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:54,458
Ooh!
307
00:14:54,542 --> 00:14:57,375
Nope. I'm afraid only Anne is invited.
308
00:14:57,500 --> 00:15:01,583
Just look at those
beautiful warts. [chuckles]
309
00:15:01,792 --> 00:15:05,333
Don't look so glum, guys. It's just
a ride. I'll be back in a few.
310
00:15:05,792 --> 00:15:07,208
-[whinnies]
-Whoo-hoo!
311
00:15:07,291 --> 00:15:08,375
[coughing]
312
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,834
-It begins.
-[both] Huh?
313
00:15:10,917 --> 00:15:13,875
Fame changes people, kids.
And not in a good way.
314
00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:16,000
Whoo! Man, this snail is fast.
315
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:20,291
Anne, we can help each other.
I can make sure you stay popular,
316
00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:24,166
and in turn, you can help me improve
my reputation. How does that sound?
317
00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:26,458
Sounds harmless. Can I honk the horn?
318
00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:27,917
-Yeah, sure.
-Whoo!
319
00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:28,917
[honks]
320
00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:31,458
[crowd cheering]
321
00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:33,417
[upbeat music playing]
322
00:15:34,792 --> 00:15:36,583
[croaks] [sighs]
323
00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:41,041
[crowd cheering]
324
00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:44,625
[cheering]
325
00:15:52,625 --> 00:15:54,583
[screaming]
326
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,750
Here we are.
327
00:15:57,834 --> 00:16:00,750
From now on, Anne, this is your home.
328
00:16:01,041 --> 00:16:03,250
Whoa!
329
00:16:06,542 --> 00:16:07,583
This is awesome.
330
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,291
And to think just yesterday
people were treating me like a monster.
331
00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:11,667
Look at me now, baby.
332
00:16:11,917 --> 00:16:12,917
[chuckles]
333
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,583
Glad you're enjoying yourself.
334
00:16:14,709 --> 00:16:17,917
Stick with me and I'll make sure
you never go out of style.
335
00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:20,375
Now take care of those warts. Toodles.
336
00:16:21,834 --> 00:16:24,291
Hey, Anne. Got time for a visit?
337
00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:25,709
Oh. Hey, guys.
338
00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:27,875
Just look at this place. Epic, right?
339
00:16:28,208 --> 00:16:29,834
Yeah. It's great.
340
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:33,083
[grunts] Can you believe I was
living in your basement?
341
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:37,000
Ha! It was cold, dusty,
not to mention smelly.
342
00:16:37,417 --> 00:16:39,000
Oh, no offense.
343
00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:40,834
None taken.
344
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,250
[chimes]
345
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:44,375
Oh, shoot. We gotta wrap this up.
346
00:16:44,458 --> 00:16:47,667
I've gotta sign autographs, kiss tadpoles
and do some interviews, all before dinner.
347
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,917
So good to talk to you guys.
Love you. Mean it. Muah!
348
00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:53,250
[Sprig] The heck was that?
349
00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:56,875
-It's like she's a different person.
-Yeah. A crazy person.
350
00:16:57,041 --> 00:16:59,625
-This stinks.
-Hey. None of that.
351
00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:04,583
Kids, when one of your own makes it big,
you support them. No matter what.
352
00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:08,959
Because deep, deep, deep,
deep, deep, deep, deep down,
353
00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:10,583
they're the same person.
354
00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:14,208
-[sighs] You're right, Hop Pop.
-Okay.
355
00:17:14,458 --> 00:17:16,834
Ma'am, I think I found
the perfect dress for tonight.
356
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,041
Oh. Yeah, okay.
357
00:17:20,041 --> 00:17:21,792
[crowing]
358
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,208
-[knocking on door]
-[groans] Five more minutes.
359
00:17:27,041 --> 00:17:29,333
"Be at the assembly at noon sharp."
360
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:33,166
Good morning, my greasy babies.
Time to get ready for the--
361
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:35,083
[gasps] No.
362
00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:36,542
No. No, no, no, no!
363
00:17:36,625 --> 00:17:39,709
My pimples!
364
00:17:40,041 --> 00:17:42,583
What do I do? What do I do?
What do I do? [gasps]
365
00:17:46,667 --> 00:17:48,250
Uh, hello? Anyone there?
366
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:51,333
Just me. Toadie. [laughs] Wow.
367
00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:53,625
Uh, can you deliver
this note to the Plantars?
368
00:17:53,709 --> 00:17:58,417
Of course, ma'am. But before I do,
could I get an autograph? I'm a huge fan.
369
00:17:58,625 --> 00:18:00,500
Yeah, sure. Why not? Here. Now go.
370
00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:02,417
Uh, this is a little hard to read.
371
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:03,917
-Just go!
-Yes, ma'am.
372
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,875
-[footsteps retreating]
-[sighs]
373
00:18:07,083 --> 00:18:09,667
-We got your note.
-We came as fast as we could.
374
00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:10,875
[Sprig] What's the emergency?
375
00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:13,125
My life is ruined.
376
00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:17,166
My zits. They're gone.
Without them, I'm... I'm nothing.
377
00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:23,458
[sighs] Anne, that's ridiculous
I'm sick and tired of this and, and--
378
00:18:25,792 --> 00:18:27,667
[sighs] we'll do everything
we can to help you.
379
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:29,875
Oh, thank goodness.
380
00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:32,208
Hmm. [muttering]
381
00:18:32,542 --> 00:18:35,709
I got it! What if we stuck some
of these swamp berries to your face?
382
00:18:35,792 --> 00:18:37,542
They kinda look like pimples.
383
00:18:37,792 --> 00:18:40,291
Great. But how can we get to the
swamp without me being seen.
384
00:18:40,583 --> 00:18:42,583
-have f-Annes everywhere.
-F-what?
385
00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:45,250
F-Annes. It's what we're calling my fans.
386
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,917
I don't want to live on this
planet anymore.
387
00:18:48,041 --> 00:18:50,875
Don't worry about
the crowds, Anne. I have a pla-Anne.
388
00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:52,208
[groans]
389
00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:53,417
Make way.
390
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,333
Plague towels, everyone. Plague towels.
391
00:18:56,417 --> 00:18:58,166
[all gasping]
392
00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:00,959
If you don't wanna cough up
your organs, stay back!
393
00:19:02,417 --> 00:19:04,458
Hey, everyone, that's Anne's foot.
394
00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:06,583
-Uh-oh.
-The jig's up! Run!
395
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,166
-[all screaming]
-Anne, we love you!
396
00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:10,625
We need you. Please...
397
00:19:10,709 --> 00:19:11,834
We'll never make it.
398
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:13,417
Not without a diversion, we won't.
399
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,041
-Anne. Give me your shoe.
-Uh... Okay.
400
00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:21,125
Hey, everyone. Lookie.
I've got Anne's shoe.
401
00:19:21,417 --> 00:19:24,041
Hop Pop, no!
402
00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:25,166
-He's got Anne's shoe.
-Get him!
403
00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:27,667
Fly, you fools.
404
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,291
[crowd roars]
405
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:35,792
-Eh, he'll be fine.
-Look, over there.
406
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:41,583
-How do I look?
-That should do it.
407
00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:45,375
-Thanks for helping me, guys.
-That's what we're here for.
408
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:47,500
Not me. I'm here for the drama.
409
00:19:47,792 --> 00:19:49,500
[crowd cheering]
410
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:56,250
Where is she? I'm losing a point
in the polls every minute she's late.
411
00:19:56,333 --> 00:20:00,375
-I'm here. I'm here.
-There you are, my dear. I was so worried.
412
00:20:00,542 --> 00:20:03,083
Sorry, I was caught up in this
whole mob situation.
413
00:20:03,208 --> 00:20:04,959
Luckily, the Plantars were
there to help me and--
414
00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:08,750
The Plantars? Anne, honey,
I thought we talked about this.
415
00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:12,208
Hanging out with those bumpkins
will only pull you down to their level.
416
00:20:12,417 --> 00:20:16,417
I think it's for the best that you not
be seen with them anymore.
417
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:17,625
Understand?
418
00:20:24,917 --> 00:20:25,959
Understood.
419
00:20:26,041 --> 00:20:29,375
Good. Now get out there.
Your public awaits.
420
00:20:29,834 --> 00:20:31,458
[crowd cheering]
421
00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:35,667
-[feedback screeches]
-Crazy week, huh?
422
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:40,083
Couple days ago, I was a monster,
and now I'm the pride and joy of Wartwood.
423
00:20:40,583 --> 00:20:44,208
I've got a nice apartment, F-Annes, fame.
424
00:20:44,542 --> 00:20:46,000
But you know what I'm missing?
425
00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:49,375
The people who'll stick with me,
whether I'm a monster or not.
426
00:20:55,417 --> 00:20:56,291
[crowd gasps]
427
00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:58,125
She's hideous again.
428
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:01,417
Anne, what are you doing?
You're throwing it all away.
429
00:21:01,625 --> 00:21:05,542
Now how am I supposed to convince
these idiots to vote for me?
430
00:21:05,959 --> 00:21:08,750
-Um, sir?
-What is it, Toadie? I... Oh.
431
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:11,375
[coughs]
432
00:21:11,458 --> 00:21:12,959
Did I say "idiots"?
433
00:21:13,083 --> 00:21:16,917
I meant lovely, lovely townspeople, eh?
434
00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:20,667
Simmer down now? Simmer--
435
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,625
This is an outrage! Stop that!
436
00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:27,625
-Show's over.
-What a waste of time.
437
00:21:27,709 --> 00:21:28,917
Let's get outta here.
438
00:21:29,542 --> 00:21:31,667
Uh... Hey guys?
439
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,542
-These are horrifying.
-Yep.
440
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:38,333
Thanks for sticking with me,
even when the attention got to my head.
441
00:21:38,417 --> 00:21:41,583
Just remember to do the same
when I'm rich and famous.
442
00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:43,000
Never happening.
443
00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:46,291
Any chance I can go back to being
the monster that lives in your basement?
444
00:21:46,709 --> 00:21:47,959
Of course.
445
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,208
Thanks you guys. Hey, you know what?
446
00:21:51,291 --> 00:21:52,834
I still have the key to the apartment.
447
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,583
You guys wanna try out the hot tub
before they change the locks?
448
00:21:56,667 --> 00:21:58,125
[all] Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
449
00:21:58,208 --> 00:21:59,041
Hot tub.
450
00:21:59,125 --> 00:22:02,041
Can't wait to feel those bubbles
in my pants.
451
00:22:02,834 --> 00:22:04,834
[theme music playing]
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