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New stream! Viral Hit channel begins

If I can make money by getting beat up, then so be it!

Give us your best performance, star of the show.

'Cause I hit Pakgo where it really hurt!

Nice to meet you! I am Samdak.

Can I get your contact info?

Wanna do a live stream with me?

I'll get you. I swear I'll have my revenge.

Y'know, you're cuter in real life.

How much do those vids make you?

I'm getting mugged even though I'm famous...

Can't you see all your fans cheering you on?

Viral Hit's live stream starts now!

Viral Hit

Episode 3

The Date

Huh? What was that?

You want your phone back?

So much echo lol

So much echo lol

So much echo lol

He looks super scary

So much echo lol

He looks super scary

These guys are nuts. Look at 'em filming this.

What kind of attitude is that

after stealing his stuff?

What kind of attitude is that

after stealing his stuff?

What kind of attitude is that

after stealing his stuff?

Let's keep filming lol

What kind of attitude is that

after stealing his stuff?

Let's keep filming lol

Have you noted which is their dominant hand?

Why are you talking through the mic?

He's holding the mic in his right hand, which means...

If your opponent is right-handed, stand on their left side,

so that it's easier for them to raise their fists.

Tensions rising

Tensions rising

What's this? You wanna throw down?

Tensions rising

This is getting interesting

Tensions rising

This is getting interesting

Just watch.

Let them raise their right hand.

What a boss.

And if there are obstacles on their left,

their only option will be to use their right hand, won't it?

If I'm gonna get hit anyway, I might as well try it!

Even if you can't dodge a punch, you can at least react to it.

Those with no martial arts training often move their shoulders a lot!

Here... Here it comes!

"How to Get Hit Without Getting Hurt!"

A punch is at its most powerful at the exact moment it reaches its target.

In other words, you can move in and get hit before the punch gets too powerful.

This is also known as, "Operation: The Whip Doesn't Hurt If You Get Hit Early!"

Operation: The Whip Doesn't Hurt If You Get Hit Early

What's that idiot doing? He got punched in the face on purpose!

What?

What?

Imagine head-butting that fist.

Pull in your chin to protect it, which also puts you in the right position for a headbutt.

That barely hurt at all.

What do I do next?

What are you, a masochist? I'll kill you.

Oh, no! I reacted too slow!

It's too hard for a regular person to react properly to every single punch.

But what if your opponent is also a regular person?

He missed?

It's hard to punch someone who's moving around a lot.

Weaving!

Weaving: A boxing technique where you move your upper body

around to dodge punches

When you're missed on both sides, that's when the weaving begins.

A regular person who wants to take that punch to the head.

A regular person who aims for the head with their punches.

When these two clash, what do you think happens?

Since you keep trying and failing to hit his fist with your head,

to your opponent, you look like a boxer with great weaving technique!

By focusing on hitting their fist, your fear of the fist also dissipates.

What are they doing?

What are they doing?

What are they doing?

This isn't what I was expecting

What are they doing?

This isn't what I was expecting

This guy!

Then, their punches will start to miss.

Or even if they hit, you won't feel any pain from it.

How's that? Since getting hit doesn't hurt...

Well...

Give me back my phone.

Fighting doesn't seem so scary anymore, does it?

I... have to reply to Bomi!

Wow!

Wow!

Wow!

Awesome!

Wow!

Awesome!

Wow!

Awesome!

Go! Go! Go!

Wow!

Awesome!

Go! Go! Go!

Wow!

Awesome!

Go! Go! Go!

Revenge of the underdog

Wow!

Awesome!

Go! Go! Go!

Revenge of the underdog

Who the hell is Bomi?

Wow, Hobin. You're voluntarily getting hit by that thug?

Seriously awesome

Seriously awesome

Seriously awesome

What's going on?

Seriously awesome

What's going on?

Who is this guy? Why doesn't he dodge?

Is he trying to get hit?

Is he trying to get hit?

Is he trying to get hit?

I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway

Is he trying to get hit?

I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway

I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway

Looks seriously painful tho lol

Is he trying to get hit?

I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway

Looks seriously painful tho lol

Is he trying to get hit?

I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway

Looks seriously painful tho lol

Is that the joke?

Is he trying to get hit?

I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway

Looks seriously painful tho lol

Is that the joke?

Is he trying to get hit?

Man, this is stupid. Damn it.

I should've watched the other videos, too.

The only video I watched was "How to Get Hit Without Getting Hurt!"

So now that you've learned how to get hit, let's meet again in the next video.

I have no other techniques I can use!

This fight's turning out awful.

What even is this?

What even is this?

It's way too slow.

What even is this?

One's tiring from doing the punching

What even is this?

One's tiring from doing the punching

What even is this?

One's tiring from doing the punching

The other's tiring from getting punched

What even is this?

One's tiring from doing the punching

The other's tiring from getting punched

What even is this?

One's tiring from doing the punching

The other's tiring from getting punched

Hit him back already

What even is this?

One's tiring from doing the punching

The other's tiring from getting punched

Hit him back already

One's tiring from doing the punching

The other's tiring from getting punched

Hit him back already

Boring. I'm out

One's tiring from doing the punching

The other's tiring from getting punched

Hit him back already

Boring. I'm out

This is bad. We're bleeding viewers.

The video for Pakgo's fight was too short,

but a video that goes on for too long also ain't ideal.

Ah, should I stop them now before we lose any more viewers?

Hobin will win this fight.

Ding

Hobin will win this fight

Ding

Hobin will win this fight

Ding

Hobin will win this fight

This guy...

Wow-ee\h!!!!! Who knew he was

in this class, too?

Ding

Ding

Wow-ee\h!!!!! Who knew he was

in this class, too?

It's the old guy who knew about Munseong.

Wait, another new face?

Oh! It's that kid!

Ding

He seems to really know his martial arts. What's his deal?

Wait, another new face?

Oh! It's that kid!

Ding

Who?

Wait, another new face?

Oh! It's that kid!

Ding

Who?

Wait, another new face?

Oh! It's that kid!

Ding

Who?

A rising star in the world of MMA

Wait, another new face?

Oh! It's that kid!

Ding

Who?

A rising star in the world of MMA

Wait, another new face?

Oh! It's that kid!

Ding

Who?

A rising star in the world of MMA

the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!

Wait, another new face?

Oh! It's that kid!

Ding

Who?

A rising star in the world of MMA

the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!

Wait, another new face?

Oh! It's that kid!

Ding

Who?

A rising star in the world of MMA

the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!

Where'd this excitable old timer

appear from? lol

Wait, another new face?

Oh! It's that kid!

Ding

Who?

A rising star in the world of MMA

the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!

Where'd this excitable old timer

appear from? lol

It's obvious that Hobin's lost. Look at all the hits he's taking.

Here comes the pro

Here comes the pro

Here comes the pro

He's getting beat up but he's winning?

Here comes the pro

He's getting beat up but he's winning?

Here comes the pro

He's getting beat up but he's winning?

No way

Here comes the pro

He's getting beat up but he's winning?

No way

Sigh. Amateurs.

Ding

Sigh. Amateurs

Ding

Sigh. Amateurs

Ding

Sigh. Amateurs

Ding

Pay Attention!

Ding

Pay Attention!

Ding

Pay Attention!

Pay attention!

Look at his fists!

Ding

Look at his fists!

Ding

Look at his fists!

Ding

Look at his fists!

Seems he didn't notice

because of the adrenaline

Ding

Look at his fists!

Seems he didn't notice

because of the adrenaline

Seems he didn't notice because of the adrenaline.

Ding

Look at his fists!

Seems he didn't notice

because of the adrenaline

His fists are in a world of trouble!

Ding

Look at his fists!

Seems he didn't notice

because of the adrenaline

His fists are in a world of trouble!

His fists are in a world of trouble!

Shit, what's wrong with my hands?

Yikes

Yikes

Yikes

Fists!

Yikes

Fists!

Yikes

Fists!

His fists!

Yikes

Fists!

His fists!

Yikes

Fists!

His fists!

They're huge!

Yikes

Fists!

His fists!

They're huge!

Your fists can swell up even hitting punching bags.

Ding

Your fists can swell up even hitting punching bags

Ding

Your fists can swell up even hitting punching bags

Ding

Your fists can swell up even hitting punching bags

This guy got carried away...

Ding

This guy got carried away..

Ding

This guy got carried away..

Ding

This guy got carried away..

Ding

and hit his rock-hard forehead

too many times!

and hit his rock-hard forehead too many times!

Ding

and hit his rock-hard forehead

too many times!

Wait, huh? Are you okay? Oh, dear.

Once the adrenaline subsides,

the unbearable pain kicks in

Ding

Once the adrenaline subsides, the unbearable pain kicks in.

Ding

Once the adrenaline subsides,

the unbearable pain kicks in

My hands! My hands!

Wait, so Hobin really won?

Ouch.

Your hospital bill might come to more than the revenue for the video.

I got my phone back. Gotta reply.

But I guess it's a worthy investment,

since we earned a lot of fans in return.

What should I text her?

Maybe "Did you take a bath?"

Don't say that!

Don't say that!

Don't say that!

Not a bath!

Don't say that!

Not a bath!

Don't say that!

Not a bath!

Snapper, stop him!

Snapper, stop him!

Don't say that!

Not a bath!

Snapper, stop him!

Ya just can't leave this guy alone

Don't say that!

Not a bath!

Snapper, stop him!

Ya just can't leave this guy alone

Don't say that!

Not a bath!

Live stream over!

Viral Hit

Upload complete. Over a million views this week.

Viral Hit

Stupid mistake results in

HUGE FIGHT

Popular NewTuber Pakgo's

A NO-GOOD DELINQ- UENT?!\h\h\h

"Viral Hit" has four videos now, with a total of 25 million views.

I Totally Got

MUGGED

Someone mugged me, so I gave him...

a Good Talking-To

We finally received our first revenue payout.

Account number

Balance

And the total came to... two million yen!

Account number

Balance

Account number

Balance

All right!

But isn't 0.1 yen per view kinda low?

Wasn't much we could do. It took us a long time to get through approvals and add some ads.

It's not bad considering it's our first payment.

I thought the number of views turned directly into money.

I didn't know it was the ads inserted into the videos that generate the revenue.

Yeah. I told you that so many times.

That said, since ad playback equals revenue, your understanding isn't that far off.

Just remember, 0.1 yen per view is the rule of thumb.

That's why NewTubu is really deep.

We just have to continue streaming videos, right?

Something sensational and violent.

We were lucky this time.

Lucky?

We didn't get the yellow mark.

Yellow mark? What's that?

Charismatic Trainer

How to Get a Beautiful Body!

Build a strong mind and a beautiful body!

We teach you how to use the most popular cosmetics!

MIO ARAGAKI

Stylist suggests 20 summer cuts

It's NewTubu's proprietary censorship system.

When you get the yellow mark, it means the video has been demonetized.

It's something all NewTubers fear.

It often gets put on violent or overly aggressive content.

I see.

So guess where we're headed now!

Beauty tips NewTuber Rumi 70k Subscribers

Hey, what's everyone looking at? Huh?

Where's that?

You have ketchup on you

Where's that?

You have ketchup on you

Where's that?

You have ketchup on you

She put it there herself

Where's that?

You have ketchup on you

She put it there herself

Where's that?

You have ketchup on you

She put it there herself

What lipstick do you use?

Where's that?

You have ketchup on you

She put it there herself

What lipstick do you use?

Where's that?

You have ketchup on you

She put it there herself

What lipstick do you use?

Rumi's the devilish type

Where's that?

You have ketchup on you

She put it there herself

What lipstick do you use?

Rumi's the devilish type

Where's that?

You have ketchup on you

She put it there herself

What lipstick do you use?

Rumi's the devilish type

Tell us about your makeup tools!

There's ketchup where?

Cunning

Cunning

Cunning

Rumi's so cute!

Cunning

Rumi's so cute!

Rumi? Is she streaming now?

I have a bad feeling about this.

Subscribers

Ding, ding!

Run, damn it! She's after our viewers!

Hey, you two! Wait up!

Good. We lost her.

Damn that vixen, trying to steal our viewers...

Hey, what are you doing, Hobin?

So cool.

It's just a tracksuit, so it must be like 30 or 40k?

I just got my payout. Maybe I can afford this...

What?! This bit of cloth costs 140,000 yen?!

I could buy 100 similar ones online!

I mean, 140k... That's how much I owe Snapper for his salary.

Who'd buy such a thing?

Snapper, let's go—

That'll be 140,000 yen.

Right. Single payment, please.

What?!

A single payment of 140,000 yen?!

You're kidding, right? That was your whole month's pay!

You're not going to buy one?

They're basic items. You need to own at least one.

So this is considered "basic" to people like you.

I'd like to check that out, too.

I finally noticed.

Even if I make two million yen, only the rich know how to spend that kind of money properly.

I'll pass.

A text?

Who's contacting me at this hour?

What?!

Seriously?

Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! I'm such a stupid idiot!

Wow, that's Kucci!

I really bought this 140,000-yen outfit.

You think? Isn't it a fake?

That brat could never afford the real thing.

I had to buy it! Well done, Hobin!

Good point.

Isn't it obvious?

But why meet here of all places? It's full of couples.

I'm so nervous.

Should I do a live stream?

Hi, everyone. I missed you guys, so I started a stream.

Huh? Is he filming something?

Hey there

Hey there

Hey there

More fights today?

Hey there

More fights today?

Hey there

More fights today?

We missed you too

Hey there

More fights today?

We missed you too

Oh, I know that guy.

Oh, hello. Thank you.

Who is he?

A NewTuber?

He's that guy that gets into fights for money.

Remember how he ended Pakgo?

You mean how he sold out his classmate?

They're all saying whatever they want about me.

He's wearing expensive clothes, too. He must make a ton of money.

Stop bad-mouthing Hobin

Stop bad-mouthing Hobin

Stop bad-mouthing Hobin

They're terrible people

Stop bad-mouthing Hobin

They're terrible people

I guess being famous isn't all good.

Stop bad-mouthing Hobin

They're terrible people

They don't know him at all

Stop bad-mouthing Hobin

They're terrible people

They don't know him at all

Stop bad-mouthing Hobin

They're terrible people

They don't know him at all

Don't take it to heart, dude

Stop bad-mouthing Hobin

They're terrible people

They don't know him at all

Don't take it to heart, dude

Thanks, guys. You're all I have.

Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you

Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you

Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you

Wait, so you started streaming

without some kind of goal?

Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you

Wait, so you started streaming

without some kind of goal?

Wow, I'm a big fan!

Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you

Wait, so you started streaming

without some kind of goal?

Obv trying to score views

Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you

Wait, so you started streaming

without some kind of goal?

Obv trying to score views

I've seen all of your videos. Can I get a selfie with you?

Who, me?

Jiwun!

Jiwun's so hot

Jiwun's so hot

Jiwun's so hot

Where are you now?

Jiwun's so hot

Where are you now?

Jiwun's so hot

Where are you now?

Ah, such a great face

Jiwun's so hot

Where are you now?

Ah, such a great face

Yes, sure. Let's do that.

Jiwun's so hot

Where are you now?

Ah, such a great face

Even as a man, I admit he's good-looking

Jiwun's so hot

Where are you now?

Ah, such a great face

Even as a man, I admit he's good-looking

You're so much more handsome in real life!

It wasn't me!

Lololol

Lololol

Lololol

Lololol

Lololol

Don't worry! You got us!

Lololol

Don't worry! You got us!

Lololol

Don't worry! You got us!

Damn it

Lololol

Don't worry! You got us!

Damn it

Thank you.

Vlogger Newtuber Jiwun 170k Subscribers

Wait, what? Me, too, please!

Damn, he shines so gloriously

Damn, he shines so gloriously

Damn, he shines so gloriously

Everyone, run!

Damn, he shines so gloriously

Everyone, run!

Is he a NewTuber, too?

Damn, he shines so gloriously

Everyone, run!

Run, run!

Damn, he shines so gloriously

Everyone, run!

Run, run!

Damn, he shines so gloriously

Everyone, run!

Run, run!

There's no way to beat this guy

Damn, he shines so gloriously

Everyone, run!

Run, run!

There's no way to beat this guy

Everyone, run!

Run, run!

There's no way to beat this guy

It's like he's jelly of Jiwun

Everyone, run!

Run, run!

There's no way to beat this guy

It's like he's jelly of Jiwun

Run, run!

There's no way to beat this guy

It's like he's jelly of Jiwun

Leave these people alone

Run, run!

There's no way to beat this guy

It's like he's jelly of Jiwun

Leave these people alone

What are you doing today?

Sorry, Hobin

Sorry, Hobin

Sorry, Hobin

There was nothing we could do

Sorry, Hobin

There was nothing we could do

I'm here to interview people on the street.

Sorry, Hobin

There was nothing we could do

Your fault for getting the wrong idea

Sorry, Hobin

There was nothing we could do

Your fault for getting the wrong idea

Sorry, Hobin

There was nothing we could do

Your fault for getting the wrong idea

Who cares if he gets girls?

Sorry, Hobin

There was nothing we could do

Your fault for getting the wrong idea

Who cares if he gets girls?

There was nothing we could do

Your fault for getting the wrong idea

Who cares if he gets girls?

You've got us!

There was nothing we could do

Your fault for getting the wrong idea

Who cares if he gets girls?

You've got us!

Your fault for getting the wrong idea

Who cares if he gets girls?

You've got us!

Don't get discouraged!

Your fault for getting the wrong idea

Who cares if he gets girls?

You've got us!

Don't get discouraged!

Hm?

Hello, I'm Jiwun. I'm a NewTuber.

He's so smooth when talking to people

He's so smooth when talking to people

He's so smooth when talking to people

So smooth

He's so smooth when talking to people

So smooth

He's so smooth when talking to people

So smooth

Wonder what this chick looks like

He's so smooth when talking to people

So smooth

Wonder what this chick looks like

You're quite pretty. May I have a moment of your time?

Sorry, I have a prior engagement.

Oh, I see. Meeting your boyfriend?

Jiwun got rejected

Jiwun got rejected

Jiwun got rejected

Feels bad, man

Jiwun got rejected

Feels bad, man

Um...

It's this guy.

Sorry, I'm late, right?

Wow, that outfit...

Samesies!

What a coincidence, huh?

Wait, what?!?!?!

Wait, what?!?!?!

Wait, what?!?!?!

Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?

Wait, what?!?!?!

Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?

Wait, what?!?!?!

Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?

He's here on a date?!

Wait, what?!?!?!

Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?

He's here on a date?!

Wait, what?!?!?!

Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?

He's here on a date?!

Whoa, can't miss the next part!

Wait, what?!?!?!

Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?

He's here on a date?!

Whoa, can't miss the next part!

Viral Hit

Viral Hit

You're such an idiot.

I was always jealous of the popular kids.

I'm short, cowardly, bad at sports, and my grades are only so-so.

I'm also not exactly rich. I was ashamed of myself.

Out of my way, midget.

I wanted to at least be a good fighter, like Pakgo.

Die.

School's a reflection of society as a whole. It's survival of the fittest.

Stay that way until the end of break.

It's natural for the weaker animal to bow down.

So funny!

Let's check on him later.

Move. I need to get through.

Yeah.

What? Who in the hell do you think—

What did you say?

Eek!

You need to use polite, clean language.

Right...

But Pakgo wasn't an exception to that rule.

I admired Munseong.

But I don't feel that way anymore!

Because look! Bomi's right here in front of me!

What are you thinking about?

I don't need to be popular! I don't care if I'm weak!

Ah, if I could only stop time right now!

Whoa. She's a major cutie.

Sorry.

Ah, I'm so tired. That was one stressful day.

Hayashi in sales made a huge error.

I had to give him a good talking-to.

That must've been hard.

Thank you for working so hard, Hobin.

Oh, I passed a florist and your face flashed up in my thoughts.

Oh, Hobin, you didn't have to do that!

Hm? Why doesn't this bouquet have any flowers in it?

Because there's an even more beautiful flower right here.

Oh!

Daddy's home!

Have you been good, my darling children?

Welcome home!

What were you up to today?

Daddy.

Yes?

Snap out of it already, Hobin Yu.

Didn't you want to come to a café?

Huh? My daughter...

Wait, it was a dream?

Why are you spacing out like that?

No, I love this! I love cafés!

You know I'm a man of few words, right?

I went off daydreaming just because we brushed hands. How stupid am I?

A man of few words? Fine.

Huh? Is that bad? Did I say something wrong?

I guess it's only natural for her to be bored if she's with me.

Hey, look over there.

They're wearing matching Kucci outfits.

That's cute. We should do that, too.

I feel bad for the girl, though.

Women get embarrassed walking around with short guys, right?

Hey, he can hear you!

It's fine. He can't hear us.

Idiot. I can hear you loud and clear.

I knew this would happen.

Bomi must be embarrassed to be with someone like me.

It's not like that.

We aren't matching, either.

This strawberry parfait is all over social media!

I'm so glad I was finally able to get it!

Is that so? I had no idea.

Where do you want to go after this?

I dunno.

Hobin, do you have any hobbies? What do you like?

Uh, nothing much, really.

What do you do for fun in your free time?

Well, I don't exactly have "fun" at all.

Let's go.

Huh?

I asked you out because I thought it'd be fun.

Hobin, you're great to chat to when we text, but in person, you barely say two words to me.

I'm sorry I forced you to put up with me.

You must be embarrassed to be with me, right?

Huh?

I'm sorry. I've never gone out with a girl before.

In fact, I don't think I've ever spoken to a girl like this before.

I've never been to such a fancy café, either.

I have no idea how to behave.

My hobby is watching NewTubu at home, but I was too ashamed to admit that.

I don't have any friends, so I stay at home on holidays.

I wanted to eat, too, but I get too nervous when I look at your face.

I mean, how can I concentrate on food when I'm looking at such a pretty face?

Wait, Hobin, where's this—

Hobin, you're sweating so much!

I thought it'd be too hot for you on this side.

Sorry for just deciding that on my own.

Well played, Hobin Yu.

Yes, hello? Huh? Yeah, I'm with a friend.

Really? You're close by?

Walking together like this makes me feel like I'm Bomi's boyfriend.

Sorry, I just got a call from a friend of mine from grade school.

A friend from grade school?

Yeah, we used to be close, but we kind of lost touch.

Coincidentally, we're all in the same area right now.

Did you friend come to eat the...

Yes, the strawberry parfait.

Bomi looked so cute when she was eating that parfait!

I just remembered.

My friend goes to the same school as you, Hobin.

Really? What's your friend's name?

Munseong Kim.

Munseong Kim?

The rising star in the world of MMA?

The man who has everything?

Munseong, who I can't even talk to at school, is friends with Bomi?

Hm, maybe you don't know him.

Ah, I'm so tired. That was one stressful day.

Hayashi in sales made a huge error.

I had to give him a good talking-to.

That must've been hard.

Thank you for working so hard, Munseong.

Yeah.

Daddy! Welcome home!

By the way...

Who is that man?

I don't know.

Looks like he's some loser who's wishing he could be with a beautiful girl.

Seriously, Hobin Yu, snap out of it already.

Do you know Munseong?

Um, yeah. I do.

No way. Really? Are you close?

Munseong, right? Yeah, we're good friends.

I seriously didn't want her to know that I was part of the loser group.

Wow, what a coincidence.

Huh? No way. Munseong!

But I immediately regretted those words.

Munseong...

What terrible timing.

Same outfit, too? Is that to spite me?

I can't believe I finally caught up with you!

Munseong, is it true you and Hobin are good friends?

Good friends?

Me and him?

We losers have an unwritten rule.

Oh, come on. You two are friends, aren't you?

You do NewTubu, right?

Being in love is like fighting in a bout.

Just you wait, Bomi!

Now it's time for: "I confessed my love to a friend and got dumped!" Enjoy the stream!

You're a good fighter.

It's not a secret video known only to me?

Run...

What's wrong with you?! Why are you doing this?!

I was so deeply ashamed of myself from the bottom of my heart.