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The end of my peaceful days has arrived.

It's the gays! The gays have arrived!

-Go on. -He definitely smiled.

Nowadays, not only does he smile a lot, but he also goes home often.

Are you available all day tomorrow?

Why do you ask?

Do you want to come to my dad's birthday party?

That's my dad, Grace. Awesome, right?

Happy birthday.

Thank you.

Slowly lift your left leg.

Keep your left knee slightly up in the air and bounce.

Push it up slightly. Twist your left hip.

Put your arm straight up in the air.

Put your arm down slowly.

Twist your left hip and arm up.

Place your hand behind your head

and move your elbow toward the knee.

Pang, you have a visitor.

How did you know where I was?

It's not hard to track down a person of interest.

What brings you here?

I came to give you an official farewell.

Your car has been fixed.

I don't have a reason to take you out anymore.

I hope you win Purim's heart.

I think you can easily make him fall for you.

Aren't you going to help me?

Are you saying we can see each other again?

Only if you want to help me.

I want to help you.

Thank you.

I won't take up more of your time today.

I'm actually getting lunch after this.

Do you want to come? It's on me.

Sure, Your Highness.

Let me get changed first. Wait a moment.

What are you looking at?

It's nothing.

-Purim. -What?

Are you waiting for your mom?

Yes.

Are you going anywhere after this?

I have tutoring.

By the way, Purim,

this is my girlfriend, Seefoon.

Seefoon.

This is Purim, my cousin.

See you later.

After you.

What would you like to eat?

Don't say "anything."

I'm not that type of woman.

What type of woman are you?

I always make everything clear.

I want Tom Yum Noodles with Crayfish.

I know a place.

But I need to ask you first

if you are free all day today.

I'm free all day.

Why?

The restaurant is a little far from here.

How far?

It's in Chanthaburi.

Let's go.

-Thank you. -Thank you.

Give it a taste.

-Thank you. -You are welcome.

I guess you like it.

It's delicious, isn't it?

How do you know about this restaurant?

I enjoy driving around.

That's how I found it.

You came a long way for a casual drive.

I don't like staying home.

They say people who don't like staying home

just haven't found a place they can truly call home.

Is that true?

I just haven't found the person to build a home with.

Do you use that line on girls often?

No.

-You don't use it often? -It works every time.

Which one do you like better, the ocean or the river?

The river.

I'll take you somewhere before we leave then.

Behave yourself.

I have no choice but to leave you.

However, I want you to remember

that

I will always love you.

Come here.

Hey.

Are you hoping to get an award for your acting?

Your acting is way too fake for an Oscar.

I don't want an Oscar,

but I wouldn't mind marrying Oscar Isaac or Oscar Nunez.

Girl.

-Over my dead body. He's mine. -Is that so?

-Bring it on. -Come on.

Stop it. You forget about Mata the moment you start talking about men.

My bad.

Take care of yourself.

I need to watch the bar on your dad's behalf.

I see. When are you coming back?

I don't know.

I'm only leaving because I have to.

The bar's reputation and fame are at stake.

I must make a living while restoring The Cage's reputation.

Sister, let the kids go on stage.

If you perform, the only flowers you'll be getting are religious offerings

because people will see you as a dancing shaman.

-Somkit. -Veeraparp.

-Bring it on. -Stop it. Enough.

Are you leaving or not?

If not, let's go back inside. My skin is ruined.

Gosh.

Sister, the sun isn't what's ruining your skin.

It's your skin cells.

Your skin cells are aging.

Listen, my skin cells might be aging

but your bad mouth will be the death of you.

-I was joking. -Let's go.

You're so dead.

Anyway, take care of yourself

and don't bother Penneung too much. Do you understand?

Yes.

Also, when you get hungry,

order food delivery.

Don't even think about cooking.

The household spirit can protect you,

but it can't put out a fire.

All right.

-And about the neighbor-- -Get inside…

Let's go now.

-That took forever. Bye, Little Miss. -Bye.

-Bye, Sister. -Bye.

-Take care of yourself. -Bye.

-Bye, Auntie Jolie and Auntie Jenny. -Bye.

The wheel is missing.

How are we going to drive back to Pattaya? The city people can't be trusted.

-Hey. -They even stole our wheel.

-What is this then? -Oh, I missed it.

Bye.

-Bye. -Bye.

-Bye, don't forget to miss me. -Bye, Sister.

Hey, come out.

I know you are inside.

Hey.

Daddy Grace.

Mata, go inside.

Do you hear me?

I told you to come out!

-Come out. -She isn't home.

She left early in the morning.

Do you have a message for her?

I'm her neighbor.

Let's go.

They are gone.

Let me know if you need help with anything.

It's beautiful.

I thought you didn't like the ocean.

I said I liked the river better.

It doesn't mean I don't like the ocean.

May I ask

why you like Purim?

I choose him.

I choose Purim.

So you don't like him?

Nothing about him repels me.

That's all?

Isn't that enough?

Don't tell me

you are a hopeless romantic.

You just don't seem like the type to succumb to an arranged marriage.

It depends on who the guy is.

What if I'm the one you'll be paired with?

Who will you choose? Me or Purim?

Purim.

You like Purim better,

but it doesn't mean you don't like me.

Watch where you step.

Be careful.

I will.

Okay.

Be careful.

No, thank you.

There's a pyramid near the river?

It's the pyramid of love.

It's a monument of love

created by King Rama V for the Wrecked Queen.

I wonder why he chose to build a pyramid.

It's quite advanced for his era.

The usual pagoda structure isn't very strong.

He saw how stable Egyptian pyramids were

so he built one,

hoping the pyramid would stand against time.

Some people are born to experience great love.

They say

couples who make a wish here

will be together for a long time.

What a shame.

Yes.

What a shame.

I missed Daddy Grace's birthday party.

Today, I came to make up for it.

What did you buy?

-Can you grab a plate? -Sure.

I like this shop.

Isn't it the same shop we visited when we bumped into that person?

Who?

Oh, that pansy?

Why do you have to call him a pansy?

Why do you have to use that term to insult him?

My dad and aunt are kind people.

When will people stop using gender-related terms as insults?

I'm sorry, Mata.

My mouth is as rotten as a dog's.

Hey, don't put it out on dogs.

Dogs have nice breaths and they are really cute.

You are right.

I'm sorry again, Mata.

I was being a little rude.

You were really rude.

But despite your rudeness,

I still love you.

Thank you.

Anyway,

what's going on with you?

Auntie Vee told me that you rarely stay home.

Instead, you hang out at a guy's house.

It's Penneung's house.

He even gave me a house key.

-Mata. -Hey.

That hurts, Lily.

How can you trust a stranger?

Don't you know how dangerous it is?

You are lucky Penneung is a nice guy.

If he was a psychopath like the guy we bumped into,

you wouldn't be sitting here right now.

I'm surprised you have lived this long.

Hey.

Don't "hey" me.

Listen, you have to introduce me to this Penneung guy.

I need to meet him in person.

Something doesn't seem right.

Is it possible that he likes you?

Of course he likes me.

I'm really nice to him.

Don't play dumb.

I'm talking about

a crush.

A romantic crush.

I doubt it.

I think he already has a girlfriend.

I'm not sure.

-Really? -I met her once. She was pretty.

Then you have to be extra mindful.

What are you going to do

if his girlfriend doesn't understand your situation with Penneung?

The stars look beautiful.

You can never see these many stars in Bangkok.

Excuse me.

Is this car a slaughterhouse?

Aren't you going to think of me positively for once?

It's how you came across it.

They look so close

as if I could catch them.

Thank you for taking me out today.

Thank you for coming.

Why are you laughing?

A Casanova

surely knows what to say to women.

I can't get them to love me though.

Why don't you stop being a Casanova then?

Nobody sees themselves as Casanova.

Also, I haven't found a good reason yet.

What do you mean?

Most Casanovas declaw themselves

when they find the right woman.

We are looking for the one to grow old with,

just like other people.

In the meantime, we want to enjoy our lives

and not waste our time away being bored.

But your so-called "fun" times

might cause pain to other people.

And this playful phase

might turn into a habit

that will come back to haunt

the right woman

when you finally find her.

My mom still cries every day.

She's almost 60 years old but she has never been happy in love.

It's all because of my dad's habit.

She taught me to be strong,

but ironically, she is the weakest woman I know.

There are times I want…

Keep talking.

There are times I want to stay away from her.

I'm a terrible daughter, am I not?

I understand.

There are times

I want to stay away from my mom,

especially when she gets drunk

and starts comparing me to other kids.

We sound like horrible children.

Everybody feels this way.

Some people just don't say it out loud.

Do you feel better now?

Let's stay like this for a while.

Hey, stop barking.

Your owner is sleeping.

He rarely gets a day off.

Olive.

Won't you feel guilty

if your barking wakes him up?

Olive.

It's too early to threaten a dog.

Penneung.

It's your day off. Why did you wake up so early?

See? You woke him up.

I'm used to it.

I bought you soy milk. Don't forget to drink it.

I'm leaving.

Where are you going?

I have to deliver work to a client.

Get some rest today. I won't take more of your time. Bye.

Where are you meeting her?

A mall downtown.

I might visit my grandma too.

Wait for me.

Let me take a shower. I'll drive you.

-No, it's fine. -Give me ten minutes. Stay.

Your owner does whatever he wants.

Don't bark anymore. You woke him up--

-Is he your boyfriend? -Yes.

I mean, no.

So is he your boyfriend?

I thought you and Lily were a couple.

Here it is. Do you like it?

I like it. The drawing looks cute.

And the samples look great.

There isn't anything I'd like to change.

Thank you very much.

Should we take a selfie?

Is something wrong, Penneung?

No.

Something's wrong.

You are oddly quiet.

Seeing those teenagers celebrate a birthday reminded me of something.

Don't tell me you've just realized today is your birthday.

Yes.

For real?

Yes.

Mata.

Why didn't you tell me it's your birthday?

-It's not important. -It's very important, Penneung.

-How about this? Today, I-- -Forget it.

No.

How about this? Today, I won't visit my grandparents.

I'll take you out instead.

No, it's fine. You should visit your grandma.

It's your birthday. My grandparents can wait.

I sound like an ungrateful grandchild now.

Let me rephrase it.

It's your birthday.

I'll visit my grandparents tomorrow instead.

Tell me

where you want to go.

Pick a place you have been dying to visit,

but haven't had a chance.

An amusement park.

An amusement park?

Have you never been to an amusement park?

No.

My goodness gracious.

Are you serious?

I'm serious.

Okay then.

Sit down, Penneung.

Why didn't you let me drive there?

First of all, it's far.

Second of all, driving to an amusement park

doesn't set the right mood.

Do you need to be in the right mood?

Of course.

Today has to be memorable.

People remember incidents

based on their mood on that day.

Don't tell me

it's your first time on the Skytrain.

Seriously?

I feel honored.

I get to be the first one you do it with.

Hey.

Why do you always talk like that?

What?

I'm the first person to take you on the Skytrain to an amusement park.

Did I say something wrong?

Penneung, we are here.

We are getting off.

Lead the way.

You want to be my first, don't you?

Let's go.

Come on, Penneung. Come on.

Hey.

Are you excited?

You look more excited than I do.

Are you sure this isn't your first time?

It's my first time with you.

Listen.

Can I borrow your phone?

Let's take a selfie.

Penneung.

Come on.

Look at the camera.

Two, three…

Penneung, Daddy Grace and Auntie Vee wish you a happy birthday.

They want to buy you dinner later.

Did you tell them?

Yes, I sent the photo to our family chat.

You know, people usually send daily flower photos

to their family group chat.

I want my family to do the same. I think it's really cute.

But Auntie Vee and Daddy Grace won't do it.

Does your family do it?

No.

No?

Which ride should we start with?

We have to go on every ride.

We are doing this.

Let's start with an easy one.

The merry-go-round?

-Hello. -Hello.

Don't get scared.

Why should I?

Let's go.

Come on, Penneung.

I'll let you lead the way.

-Do I have to? -Yes.

Don't get scared, Penneung. Come on.

Go.

Keep going.

This is nothing. It's just wind blowing.

-Mata, stop screaming. It's not scary. -What?

He got scared by a pumpkin.

What's wrong with you?

Where are you going?

Don't laugh at me.

You were screaming the whole way.

Didn't the ghosts look so fake?

Your scream said otherwise.

I had to scream to save the ghosts' feelings.

They really wanted to scare us.

You are a doctor. You aren't afraid of ghosts, are you?

Can't doctors be afraid of ghosts?

You see corpses all the time so you shouldn't be afraid of ghosts.

I'm not scared as long as the corpses don't move.

If they started moving, I'd be the first to run.

Where should we go next, Ms. First?

Follow me.

Put your arms up.

Are you scared? Hold onto this.

-Mata, won't we get wet? -What?

Maybe a little.

We didn't bring extra clothes.

Nobody brings extra clothes unless they come with their mom.

But we…

We didn't bring a car.

We'll be soaked taking the Skytrain.

It's too late.

Why?

-Are you ready? -No.

Are you ready to have fun?

Where is it taking us?

Penneung, let's go on that ride next.

The wind will dry us out.

-Come on. -Wait.

Penneung, I'm sorry.

I didn't think we'd get this wet.

-It was unusual how-- -Let's do it again.

Let's go on it again, Mata.

That was…

That was really fun, Mata.

Let's go on it again. Come on.

Mata.

Mata, we are almost there.

You are soaked.

What were you thinking about? You looked distracted.

Hello, Auntie.

Hello.

I was thinking about stuff.

Isn't Purim home?

No.

I wonder if it's his day off.

Tri, have you talked to Purim recently?

No.

Do you want me to call him?

I'll call him now.

It's all right.

It's his birthday today.

He might be busy.

I see.

Is it Penneung's birthday?

Aren't you guys going to celebrate his birthday?

I forgot Rit doesn't do any of that.

Your family doesn't celebrate birthdays.

Because of that, I forgot my nephew's birthday.

Tri, make a dinner appointment with Purim for me.

Sure, I'll call Purim for you.

Rit is too strict.

I don't get why he's so uptight.

I feel bad for Purim, Nid.

He never gets to celebrate his birthday.

But I remember

buying him a birthday cake once.

Rit gave me this monstrous face.

And Penneung would look

at Tri's birthday cake with such a sad face every time.

Rit doesn't want Penneung wasting his time on silly stuff.

But don't you think he's too strict, Nid?

You know,

I get jealous

of how rich you are.

But I never get jealous of your child's lifestyle.

At least, Tri got to enjoy his childhood.

Tri is an adult now.

You should get him on track.

He's still wandering around with no goal in life.

I can't help but worry about him.

I never said anything because it wasn't my place.

Hello, Pang.

I found a good restaurant.

I was going to invite you there,

but I assume you are busy today.

Well, it's Purim's birthday.

I thought you were meeting him.

What? You didn't know?

It's still early in the day.

He might call you after work.

Yes,

but I'll be waiting for you

if you turn out to be available.

Okay.

Bye.

Pang.

Do you want to get dinner with us this evening?

Who's coming?

Professor Wasu wants to try the new hot pot place.

Come. The more, the merrier.

Do you already have plans?

Are you dating Professor Wasu now?

I thought he liked me.

No.

That's why I'm asking you to come.

No, go without me.

I already have plans. It's Purim's birthday.

I see. Okay.

I won't bother you then.

Well, well.

You said you didn't want to get wet.

But it was so worth it. Do you want to go again?

Hold up, Penneung.

There are many rides we haven't gone on.

For example, the two-headed dragon.

You are right.

Should we buy new clothes?

Which pattern do you like?

Pick one for me.

Let's go with this one.

These are yours.

-I'll change in the toilet. -Okay.

-Hey. -What?

Help me.

-Unbutton the shirt for me. -Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Where are my clothes?

What are you doing?

I've always wanted to touch a six-pack.

Well, you can't.

Come on, it will only take a second.

You can't touch it here.

Wait until we get home.

Give me my clothes.

Go change or you will get sick, Mata.

-Yes, doctor. -Good.

-Your pants are here. -Okay.

He's a doctor. I wish I was sick right now.

Take a photo of him and post it on the Hot Doctors page.

Somebody might know where he works.

I'm so ready to change hospitals.

I'll post his photo now.

He's hot.

Eat this.

Thank you.

Hey.

Hold this for me.

Face forward.

-Penneung. -Yes.

Have you been to Disneyland before?

I have never even been to this amusement park. What do you think?

I have been…

I have been there once, Penneung.

It was so fun, like really fun.

I want to visit Disneyland again but Daddy Grace told me to pay for myself.

Auntie Vee said it'd take me forever to save up.

How about I take you there?

Did that hurt?

Don't move or the braid won't be in the center.

When are you taking me there?

Are you aware that you shouldn't trust people too easily?

But it's you.

You are not a stranger.

Do you have a hair tie?

Thank you.

Which one is yours again?

I can eat either one.

Who is she?

Are you here for Dr. Purim?

He's not home.

Feel free to leave a message. I'm close to him.

Are you his friend?

I've never seen you before.

I'm not surprised though.

Dr. Purim doesn't get close to just anybody.

I'm not his friend.

I knew it.

Our parents just want us to get married.

What do you call that?

One would call me his fiancée.

His fiancée?

Do you know where Purim is?

How would I know?

And did you know that it was his birthday today?

Really?

You said you two were close. It must be in your head then.

Friendship goes both ways.

Before you go around telling people how close you are,

make sure he wants to be your friend first.

You've got lipstick on your teeth.

I suggest you throw the lipstick away.

It's a horrible shade.

She's his fiancée…

Well, it's Purim's birthday.

I thought you were meeting him.

What? You didn't know?

It's still early in the day.

He might call you after work.

I'll be waiting for you

if you turn out to be available.

Please tell me

that you are available.

You must be exhausted

from running around all day.

He has pretty hands.

Are you hungry?

Do you want to get some food?

No.

Penneung, I forgot to buy something.

Wait here. I'll be right back.

-I'll go with you. -No.

Don't come.

-I'll walk-- -No.

Stay here. Don't come. I'll be right back.

He has pretty hands.

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday, dear Penneung

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday.

Make a wish.

Birthday wishes always come true.

Really?

What did you wish for?

For you not to finish the cake before we get home.

In that case,

why don't we eat it here?

Do you want the first bite?

No, the first bite is yours.

Okay, now I can eat it.

-You! -Pang.

Did we sleep together?

How?

What on earth happened?

Shall we go?

Where?

We should leave.

You suck.

You are drunk.

What a goody-two-shoes.

What are you doing?

Do you think they will catch us?

Give it to me. It's my room. I get to open the door.

It won't work.

Let me do it.

-Good job. -I'm going to leave.

No.

Let's drink some more.

Aren't you a tiger?

Only a wuss leaves early when he visits a woman's room.

Let's drink some more. Do as I say.

Let's drink.

Pang.

Are you hurt?

I'm fine.

Take a seat.

Be careful.

Did you hurt yourself here?

I'm fine.

I'm sorry.

I thought you went home.

I went to buy coffee, orange juice, and porridge for you.

They help cure hangovers.

Listen.

I'm sorry.

I feel so embarrassed that I can't look at you in the face.

It's fine.

I think you were cute.

If you don't want the porridge, I can take you out to eat.

I can't go. I have to teach in the afternoon.

Then porridge it is.

I'll prepare it myself.

Sit down.

Just tell me where the utensils are.

-About last night… -Yes?

-I have to make sure that we didn't-- -No.

-Not even slightly-- -No.

Okay.

Am I still a wuss to you?

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

I'll be fine but you might not be.

What do you mean?

Where's the glass?

I'll return it for you.

I have friends who sleep or cry when they get drunk.

Another friend starts speaking English.

But stealing when drunk

is new to me.

I have to keep a closer eye on you next time

or I might have to bail you out of jail.

Drink some orange juice.

It helps with hangovers.

-Good morning, Dr. Purim. -Good morning.

Hey, did you see his photo yesterday?

His six-pack was to die for.

What a hottie.

Keep walking.

What's going on?

Is there an event today?

There isn't an event.

But you have a long day ahead of you.

Do you have anything to confess?

What?

Take a look.

What the…

DOCTOR, WHAT TREATMENT DO I NEED TO STOP MISSING YOU? #HOTDOCTOR

You can't get out of it.

You have nice muscles.

Doctor.

I can't handle his hotness.

Look at this photo. I just can't.

Good afternoon, students.

We are going to continue where we left off last time.

He's really hot.

Is he a doctor or a model?

I think he's both.

I can't handle it.

I might faint.

-Look at this photo. -Hey.

-What? -The professor.

If you are not ready for class,

the door is over there.

I'm sorry, Professor Pang.

I'm sorry.

Please leave.

Let's continue.

Pang, have you seen the post on Twitter?

What post?

I guess you haven't.

Here.

Look.

Somebody posted a photo of him on the Hot Doctors page.

Then it went viral. It was even trending for a bit.

Everybody is trying to find out about him and where he works.

You said you were meeting him for dinner.

How did he end up at an amusement park?

The surgery went well.

The patient is being transferred to the ICU.

If he remains stable after two hours, you can visit him.

I will explain the post-surgery care to you tomorrow morning.

Thank you very much, doctor.

Thank you very much.

Since you have two hours to kill, you should find some food.

You can relax now.

Thank you.

Doctor, Ms. Arunrassamee is waiting to see you.

Happy belated birthday.

I brought you flowers too.

Thank you.

You didn't have

to buy me anything.

Don't worry about it. I hope you use the necktie.

Where were you yesterday?

Yesterday…

I'm sorry.

Excuse me.

I'll take the flowers outside.

He's allergic to pollen.

Oh, no. I didn't know you were allergic to pollen.

"See you at noon today, from Purim."

I won't.

I happen to like them too.

I'm sorry.

It's my bad

for being so clueless.

Please tell your parents

to stop sending me flowers.

I'm sorry.

If we decide to go out,

are you going to apologize to me this often?

I told you that I would be a bad boyfriend.

I can't even make you smile.

But the girl who was with you yesterday looked pretty happy.

This means you already know where I was yesterday.

I'm sorry.

We keep apologizing to each other.

I admire you.

And I want you to be truly happy

without having to obey your parents' orders.

My parents' orders

can't control me.

Do you like me, Pang?

I do.

Why?

You would be a good reason to get my parents off my back.

Is that all?

That's all I've wanted in life.

It might sound stupid to some people

but that's what I want in life.

Do you know

when I hate myself the most?

When I'm in love.

Love makes you pitiful

because you lose your true identity.

You would do anything

for those temporary butterflies

in your stomach.

Before you know it,

you become this empty void

and forget all about your life's achievements.

Therefore,

I love how we don't like each other that much.

And we can like ourselves more

when we are together.

Are you sure about this?

Why do you ask?

Your belief might temporarily get us out of trouble,

but it won't work long-term.

I want you to be with someone who makes you feel

like yourself and comfortable to be around.

Someone who makes you smile nonstop.

Someone you don't need

to change yourself for and he will make you forget about your fears.

You are asking me for a collar.

-Is there a hidden agenda? -Are you hitting on me?

Do you like Penneung?

This photo will come back to haunt you whenever somebody mentions your name.

It's disgusting.

Dinner at your place today?

Yes, I've already invited Penneung.

This is Pang, Penneung's guest.

It's my fault for walking into your life,

but I can't get myself to walk away from you now.

Subtitle translation by: Pet-chompoo Sa-ngarmangkang