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I'm tired of pilgrims of the land I hate that board game you're just saying that

because pet butt beats you every time it's just pilgriming around there's no

point the point is building and developing holdings while trading and

acquiring resources yeah well nobody ate my guac this is homemade broham

this ain't no store guac you know I love your guac

mmm magnifique no this is bad maybe you don't get art it's disrespectful to the

holdings it's fresh

hey hey oh you already grabbed me you sure

hmm this this is delinquent vandalism beautiful statement very interesting go

back to the barracks and find out which banana guard is responsible for this why

don't you just go and ask them yourself the banana guards are really afraid of

getting into trouble they love me but I think they're secretly scared of me here

you can slip in during the changing of the guards

not yet three two one

Okay, everyone, time for morning calisthenics.

Jump, roll, kernel.

Ha ha, you're good.

Move, move, move!

All right, now that's enough.

It's time for daily worship.

Gaze upon the divine and terrible countenance.

Roar!

Please, oh mighty princess, forgive us.

Forgive us, forgive us, forgive us.

Sorry, PB.

Yeah, man, me too, Prubs.

Come on, bro, just 10 more repis.

How the hank are we gonna find out

which one of them is the graffiti fiend?

That's easy, man.

We'll lure him out of hiding

with an irresistible temptation, then trap him.

Watch and learn, rookie.

Good sess, bro.

Yeah, brothers.

We're all brothers, you know,

fighting crimes and making rhymes, right?

But also, how about making a little crime ourselves, right?

I mean, how do we know about crime

if we never done one before?

Emma, right?

That makes sense.

Why don't we meet over by that big blank wall later tonight?

Bring a little paint and see where things go from there, eh?

Heh, heh, heh.

I don't see anybody, Jake.

They'll be here, don't worry, none.

My plan is good.

Ah! What the?

What the?

There they are.

Those guys wanted to commit crimes.

No, we...

Oof! Oof!

Ah.

We caught the criminals.

Oh, I just got that.

Good job, boys.

Just leave them to me.

What the heck, Finn?

I was just trying to shake the bushes, you know?

Lure them out of hiding with an irresistible...

Oh, hold up, I already did this bit.

Well, you gotta be more subtle next time.

What next time?

They know our faces now.

Banana guards, please welcome these new recruits.

Hello.

Okay, subtle.

Maybe we should split up and just look around,

cover more ground that way.

Now that's some detective thinking, Finn.

What the?

Horse?

Hey, man, is there a horsin'?

Huh?

Hey, what was that?

Nothing.

I swear I heard a...

What?

Files.

What?

All files.

Please go away.

Mmm, okay.

I want back in there now, come on!

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

Ew.

Hey, did you see anything come by here?

No, just me and this door here.

Oh yes.

Showers.

Sweet hot shower to get my head back on stream.

Wow.

Heaven, he's singing.

Hey, who's singing in there?

I like your song.

Now hold on a second get out of here right now yo

Some kind of conspiracy is afoot, but how deep does this rabbit hole?

Oh

Hey, man, that's not bad

It's not that great. No, it's good, man

Maybe though add some shading around where the head shadows the neck make sure it's obvious where the light source is coming from

It'll help give the drawing more volume and depth

Oh

You're really good at art man art could this be the guy gotcha

Well, bye. Oh, oh, uh, wait a minute mister banana guard 16. You sure know a lot about art and stuff. Yeah

Do you have some art of your own I could look off of and get I don't know

Inspiration from inspiration follow me

In here I

Found this walled-off area while cleaning one day. I like to use it as my own my studio, I guess

Maybe this will inspire you

Oh my glob, these are gorgeous

Hey, thanks

Is this why you've been painting outside walls banana guard 16? Uh, I just needed more space to express my artistic impulses

This stuff is great you should hang it in a gallery no princess bubble gum would hate that

Banana guards are just supposed to guard she take me apart find out what went wrong

Nah, she's nice dude. Nice. Don't you know nothing? She's an unknowable goddess

When the first candy people rose against her she transformed them into hideous monsters her own brother, Nettie

She imprisoned him beneath the great tree and the rattleball boys. She iced all those guys. She's amazing and she's flipping scary

but nice I

Never show anybody this place if they found me out who knows what dark and terrible fate would await me

But I don't know man. I trust you. We're kindred artistic souls

Jake got him in his hidey hole. Good work Finn. You set me up

Man banana garden is rough. Hmm one rando genetic mutation and any one of those dudes will be in the same boat as BG 16

the same boat

Oh

Sorry, man. There you go. Hey, wait, that's not the same

Banana guard 16 step forward

Sorry PB. I goofed up. I think we lost him. I'm banana guard 16

Dude, come on

Punish me. I am ready

No, I am banana guard 16

I

I'm not gonna punish you banana guard 16. You're not of course not. Your murals are so beautiful

I want you to paint one in the banquet hall

All merciful princess

Thank you for sparing your lowly servant

No, no, no, I'm just a person

I've done things in the past things. I'm not proud of but today I'm here to celebrate

Princess I have you Wow

My

Banana guards are so talented. I grew these under a potty clean and I can actually play really good

Princess yes, I don't have a special talent. That's okay, too

Me