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The wind in the willows sends softly to you.

Follow my voice wherever it leads.

From mountains through valleys to deep rolling seas.

The golden buildings of the green can be missed.

August the 20th.

What a week this has been.

Yet again the courageous spirit of wetoads.

Ustoads.

Of the toads has pulled me through.

But it was a jolly, close run thing,

as Lord Nelson said at the Battle of Aging-Wort.

And you think that it all started so simply.

I was taking healthy, exercising the grounds of total,

turning up my stew-like muscles.

When I came across and surprised, a couple of weasels.

Hello.

Did you want something?

I want a more dinner piece of cream cake.

You shut up, we're not here for cream cake, we're here.

With a message.

A message?

From the chief.

He's... he's not... he's not out.

Is he?

Not for years, Mr Toad.

And that's it.

Yes, I suppose it is.

How do you mean?

Well, Mr Toad, ever since you and your friends had him locked away in that their prison,

us weasels have been... leaderless.

Ever got a leader?

No, chief.

Not that he resents it, Mr Toad, it was.

He often says, a fair cop.

Oh, really?

He respects you, Mr Toad.

And so do we.

Oh.

Oh.

And that's why we come.

We wants you to be our leader.

Yeah.

Want you to be our chief?

I bet, or a fact, it was the chief's idea.

What you lot need, he says, is a chief.

Yeah.

Yeah, I says, all right, chief.

We don't need a chief, chief.

Chief, chief.

Yeah.

Erm, yes.

And I'll tell you who'd be the best chief you could get, he says.

Best chief, Mr Toad, he says.

That... born leader.

Oh, my Jew!

He's right, of course.

I am a born leader.

Ask him to be so gracious.

I'm a visit, me, he says.

He says, the eaters.

Ask him to come, and I'll tell him what's what, who's who, and

hand over the job.

Erm, well.

He will lead you into a new life, he says.

A life free from crime.

A life of honour and honesty.

Mm-hmm.

So will you be our chief?

Chief.

Chief.

I shall erm...

I shall think about it very seriously.

You may tell the chief that I shall visit him in his prison cell, and erm, discuss the matter with him.

Oh, Mr Toad.

You have brought us joy and saka.

Saka?

Yeah.

Well, thank you.

Erm...

You may go now.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Absolutely idiotic.

Oh, Toudy, I really don't think you ought to visit them.

Of course he shouldn't visit them.

Your behaviour is quite bad enough without consulting with the criminal classes.

Oh, leave me alone.

Oh, Toudy.

No, Toudy.

I am 30 decabable of visiting a prison.

You are, as we all know, perfectly capable of ending up in one.

Oh, oh.

Oh, cool.

Poople and double poo, she'll there.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, sir.

Oh, I wouldn't care to be locked in with that pen.

Oh.

Just remember, sir.

I know gentlemen.

Oh.

Oh, real gentlemen.

Oh, I don't know, Chief.

Oh, well, I do.

There isn't many of the river bankers.

As it comes a visit to innocent victims of injustice like Locky McM

Meg.

No.

No, I suppose.

No.

And it's only you.

As it be so overwhelmingly kind.

Just to do our stir time for us.

Oh, it's nothing.

Absolutely.

What's a stir time?

Oh, it's time in the Peter.

It's time in a nick.

In jail.

Oh, I see.

Oh.

How can we?

Stir time.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha.

Just a minute.

How do you mean do your stir time for you?

Why me, Mr. Toads, this?

We was here, right?

Er, yes.

You was outside, right?

Yes.

But now you're inside, right?

Er, yes.

So you're going to be here?

Yes.

And we're going out.

Oh, I see.

You mean that I'm...

Aah!

Cribby!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

More un-malley behavior from the ungrateful denizens of his Britannic Majesty's Tynus Dunder.

Hahahaha.

Hahahaha.

Hahahaha.

Hahahaha.

Oh, aah!

Oh!

Oh, Jesus!

You can drive this thing!

I thought I could, Chief!

I thought I could!

Aah!

Aah!

Oh, look out!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

Oh, come on, Toad.

All right, all right, I'm coming!

Here I say, that's not Toad.

No, no, no, no, no, who has he got in there?

Oh, oh, yes, what do you want?

We want, uh, madam to see our friend.

Well, you can't!

He's got something catching, so he can't. Come in.

Are you telling me that Mr. Toad got an infectious disease?

No, I'm not! You want to listen!

I said he's got something catching,

And you can't come in, but goodbye.

You know, I think, Moly, that we should pay a little visit to Badger.

Precisely. Come on.

No! Release you. I will never.

But I've told you.

I know what you've told me.

And I know that you are their friend.

You! No, I...

And if I have not them, I do have you.

And you stay until they return.

But they'll never come back.

Then say farewell to all you have ever known.

Prisoner told.

Prisoner told...

Prisoner told...

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Whoa! He's me!

Oh! Whoo! He's just...

Oh! Whoa! Whoa!

And you think, ratty?

That the so-called nurse must go weasel?

But they were something about those eyes, about that voice.

Just what I felt Badger.

Mm! So is told ill in bed with an infectious disease

Or is he not?

Hmm.

We could force our way into Toad Hall, but there may be better ways.

I think to begin with, it's time we did some prison visit.

So we realized you see that if that come back from prison in your car, you were probably here.

Yes, well, thank goodness you did.

I might have been there forever.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

We would have...

I knew I was just in the process of working at the most brilliant plan of escape.

Oh, really, Toad?

Hmm.

Oh, quite a drink.

Come along, Toad. Come along.

Hey.

When you're rested, we all have worked.

An empty cell.

An empty cell. A mournful sight indeed.

And all I can do is to wait for the cheering sound of a black mariah, a ring near.

Army.

Army.

I'm not quite sure what you have in mind, Badger.

Oh, well, the Mr. Toad.

The Toad, who is at present in residence, had toad all...

The village is clearly the chief wizzle.

And the nurse is that snivelling henchman of his.

Well, yes, I know that. But what I mean is, how are we going to get them out?

I carry in there and giving them what for?

Oh, that's all.

Oh, Toad!

Toad!

Toad!

Hahaha!

Hahaha!

Hot quilt!

Toad!

Hahaha!

Have at you now, Toad!

Hm.

Hot!

Yes, Badger?

Sit down.

Before you break something.

Yes, Badger.

But I wouldn't have...

If you want to throw those villains out by yourself, you may do so.

By yourself.

By myself.

Er, er, yes.

What were you thinking of, Badger?

I was thinking of a cure.

A cure, Badger? A cure for whom, Badger?

Why?

For the poor sick gentleman who's lying in Toad's bed.

A cure him?

A cure him?

I'll kill him or...

Er...

But erm...

We shall need a doctor.

A doctor?

We don't know any doctors.

Doctor McSparron.

Doctor McSparron?

Er...

Hahaha!

Who's doctor McSparron?

You are.

Hahaha!

Oh, I see.

What, Badger?

What in the world?

Toad may have few talents.

No, eh?

But he does have sun flare for theatricals.

Oh, I say.

Go on, Badger.

I have some preparations to make.

Then, tomorrow morning, first thing, we shall go sick visiting with that well-known Scottish consultant.

Doctor McSparron?

Hey!

Oh, did you crack or lock?

Did you?

Erm...

The doctor, an expert in infectious diseases, would like to see Mr. Toad.

Well, he can't.

Is he?

My good old woman.

I'm Wheel-A-Wear of that.

Mums, no wheel.

That's why I'm a heel.

The doctor insists, Smurfs, that you take him to your patient.

I'll have to warn if he'll tell him, dear, first, I'll have to get him ready.

You can wait here and I'll tell you when to come in.

Thank you.

Very kind.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Don't ever do it, Toad.

Over...

I say, still.

Mm? I just remember who you are and don't.

Panic!

Yes, Chief.

Right, Chief.

Right!

Right!

Mr. Toad, we'll see you now.

Thank you, Toad.

My dear.

How are you feeling now?

I'm sorry, Toad.

I didn't quite...

He's lost his voice.

The infectious is getting worse, you see.

I think you'd better...

Dear me, dear me.

Did you hear that, Doctor?

Oh, hey, hey, it's...

Muckle Crackett, the wee dork and Doris is scundered in the glen.

Is it as bad as that, Doctor?

Sparlin'?

Oh, hey!

Hey!

Is there any pain?

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Mm?

Mm?

Mm?

Mm?

Mm?

Mm?

Mm?

Mm?

Mm?

Do you think it looks bad?

Doctor Muck's sparlin'?

Mm?

Right!

Well, it's here.

We bit clever in the cutty sock.

You can?

Indeed I do, Doctor.

Dear me.

Mm?

Yeah, but...

Doctor Muck's sparlin'?

Mm?

Do you mean that there's still some hope?

Er...

Oh, bye.

Oh, good.

Good.

Hear that toad?

Yeah, yes.

Mm.

Shh.

Oh...

What can you do for the poor child?

Oh, oh, oh.

Mm!

Oh, wee.

Ah-ha!

We be important.

Ah-wee crack and sleek and buzz it.

You can?

Mm-hm.

Mm-hm.

Oh, eh?

Yeah.

What's that?

Er...

Er...

Er...

Er...

Yes, Mr. Toad.

Mr. Toad can't have that.

He won't have that.

It's for your own good, toady, and you're usually so good about taking medicine.

Is he?

Well, it's either the medicine...

Oh, the hospital.

Isn't it, Doctor?

Mm?

Oh, eh?

Oh, eh?

Hey!

Er...

Er...

Er...

Er...

What's that, Mr. Toad?

Er...

Mr. Toad says he loved the medicine and then he's going to sleep as he's feeling rather tired.

Ah...

Poor Toad.

Poor Toad.

I... Brag it, clock it, dune the malgatony.

Ha ha ha!

I...

Ha...

I will...

Erm...

Erm...

He will then, Mr. Toad.

Mm...

Thank you.

And now, gentlemen, if you'd be so...

Er...

Er...

Ah...

She...

You idiot!

I'd poison it!

She...

She...

She...

You...

Then you can't be Mr. Toad.

It's got his voice back.

You...

Pies and him!

It's got yours back too.

Ah...

Get out!

Get out!

Got to get back it!

Darn it!

A...

Darn it!

And serve you!

I will write you!

Bounder!

Ah!

Ah!

Better join your patients, that's you!

I'll write you!

Bounder!

Oh...

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

That's the quickest acting medicine I've ever seen, Badger.

Whatever did you put in it?

Ah!

Oh!

Oh!

A little white pepper!

That's dead.

Red pepper!

Green!

A black pepper!

No!

No!

No!

Ah!

Hey!

And some special curry powder given to me by my old friend, the Maharaj and the Brancipa.

It was always too hot for me.

Well, it certainly made things too hot for those two rascally weasels.

Ah!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Vehicle Key!

First made magic room!

Battle,

Mr. Doe.

The animal set in the arms, it is in Torranceville,

who was intent, there's land ahead, Mr. Doe.

The world has held great heroes, as his people said to him,

but never a name went down to fame compared with that of Toe,

Intelligent Mr. Doe, encouraging Mr. Doe.