Original subtitles

oh

yeah we're gonna break this thing down

right now we're gonna do it like what

come on y'all y'all know how i do it

hell yeah don't hide dumb don't hide

i get my worms out it's just the birds

out

in other words now put it in your mouth

yeah how nice how nice

i got you on the line like every other

about time

i mount you on the wall inside my double

wide

double word listen up listen up that's

enough from you

put your hands up i had enough so put

the money in the truck

check it out now let me get my flow on

let me take a minute

of y'all's fair time i was small mouth

fishing on the 4th of july

um

all you ever wanted was to be loved

okay put her with the pups

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why do we put her with the pups ain't

you ever heard about this

no you know the mama wolf and the other

wolves they'll come along and sniff her

a little bit

and then they'll raise her

what if they eat her instead they ain't

gonna eat her

now put her in with him

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oh

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you want hot sauce on your chitlins

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you might want to see this

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there were little miss pageants in 1989

still springs little miss pageant is

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ally dawson

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ready okay in the eighth grade

you were briefly a cheerleader

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oh hell no

you met a man

and for a little while life was good

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so

for a moment love was all that mattered

oh tutor i think i love you live the

park ranger's gonna hear us

you both found rewarding careers

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i think he needs a little more

you had dreams

i smell your pheromones

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but soon the honeymoon was over

maybe the old bathroom

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i need you to fix my faucet

i don't think i'm in the mood to do

anything for you

this is one of the prettiest lakes we've

made

well i have to make my cookies for

delilah's birthday party girl

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hey where the hell do you think you're

going anywhere from here

oh yeah and what makes you think i'm

just gonna let you up and leave me tutor

you touched my phone don't you get in

that car you touched my photo i'll kill

you to the pants

turtle get out of the car now

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you tried to leave

all righty then what else can i do today

to make my lovely sparkle happy

but you couldn't stand being with a man

who was missing

honey what did i do did i take too long

with the sink

sparkle honey we can work this out

and then tragedy struck and you lost

your livelihood

you

you were a woman who could no longer be

distracted

and why are you making a paper mache of

a masturbate michaelis

it's leroy johnson stupid and he's only

the best bass fisherman to ever come out

of estelle springs

well i'd like to hear the news

we're live on the scene here at heritage

bank trust on campbell boulevard where a

local columbia man has just been

arrested for robbing the bank

the man identified as junior

stubblefield said he needed the money

for a new fast boat you see there

junior dropped out same time you did oh

look here he is on six o'clock news

you got a point god he's this boy's

famous tudor and you're sitting around

here scratching your nuts making paper

mache

bass fisherman i told you not to make

fun of my leroy and you know what i

robbed no damn bank

i mean hey they got them dive bombs they

put them right in the money

and two they got them silent alarms

go straight to the police station and d

with my luck i'll get shot in the back

going out the back

door by one of them security guards well

when did you become such an all-fire

wuss you call me whatever you want but i

ain't robbing no damn bank

well okay so we'll rob a convenience

store then go rob it yourself

now hey i want to be famous don't you be

throwing [ __ ] at my sculpture

i don't give a damn about your sculpture

well you better start caring you better

start deciding you're going to help me

rob a convenience store buster

because until you do this here apple pie

is off limits

l native

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thank you sure thing man

is this about the car wash tell her baby

we need your money i'm sorry we don't

give no refunds now i can give you a

free token but i can't promise you

anything about the paint job give me all

your money don't

yell at me you [ __ ] up my beltone

oh come on tutor reach back there and

get that damn money from behind the

register you better back off tutor

don't be using my name now i'll use your

name any damn time i want and i

sure as hell am not going to give you no

damn money

okay now look listen here yelled hag

this here's a robbery

okay so what i need you to do is reach

back there and grab all your money from

behind the register and give it to my

man here before i have to give you some

38 caliber body piercing

go ahead and shoot it i got chemo

tomorrow i got nothing to live for

anyway

no give me you you punk i'll bite off

your ears and make you scream tyson

oh baby you hear that that's all right

they're coming to get us

oh [ __ ] boy now come on wake up

wake up daddy needs a hostage come on

man

they didn't they didn't arrest us i mean

that they didn't even slow down well

that's just plum awful now ain't it

well how are we gonna be famous if

nobody will arrest us you ever see

bonnie clyde you ain't gotta get

arrested be famous

well at least we're still on camera

hey it's me sparkle again this is tutor

over here

tutor wait for the camera why don't you

just go get my dress

no baby that's an idea you think i

should

hey tutor it's me sparkle sparkle two oh

later oh come on hon you know i was only

kidding

if they had our dress and take all the

fun out of it you go ahead and give them

your two i sure ain't gonna be here

we'll see me we're gonna go hide out now

right just like funny quad

will i do deserve you come on let's go

back to the motel and i give you a zoey

ugh

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it says here that 18th street

mini mart was robbed last night well

they even got her pictures in here tudor

are you gonna let me finish

the cashier velma roshare

received a slight knock to the head

but is recovering at home and is

expected to return to work

by the end of the week sheriff ray

porter

says there are no suspects at this time

no suspects i post

twice for that stupid camera

now hey hey yourself where am i gonna be

famous

now you don't leave my liro alone and

you're gonna be dead

now girl now i told you they might not

write us up and they didn't

so you might as well just face fact that

you and i ain't meant to be famous

alone

how long could they just put us in the

aid section

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i know one of my whole life was to be

somebody

and they ain't even give us a chance

i'll look right into that camera

baby just some things ain't meant to be

you know i mean maybe that's just the

good lord's way of saying that

we ain't supposed to be robbing people

i mean spawn them

don't you think it's time that you and i

just made ourselves an honest living

doing what well

ain't there anything else you ever want

to do sides rob people

well i used to want to be a calendar

girl for the co-op

ain't there anything else

well

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for like a week in the seventh grade i

want to be a beautician

well beautician well see a beautician

that's a career

i mean you could go to work at the end

of the week you got yourself a paycheck

cash hard-earned money that you got to

buy yourself

things with and you you got to have all

them fat truckers slobbered all over you

you think i could do it

i know you can what you gonna do baby

well i reckon i just go work for my

daddy your dad

baby your daddy's crazy i mean that man

ain't right

you just gotta trust me i mean

we can work this house

we'll keep all the combs in that blue

[ __ ] it's it's supposed to kill all the

lights

you was late from lunch yesterday wasn't

you

this is twice in two days mr pitts i

swear it was an accident i just got

caught in traffic on the way back from

the barbecue place

go on now take off mr pitch please give

me another chance i swear it won't

happen again

now what was it you wanted son

baby probably gotta be like everybody

else

i mean if i have to work for 40 years i

think i'll just die

honey i know what you mean

don't worry honey you keep sweeping up

real good maybe next week they'll let

you shampoo

hey sparkle there is a whole bunch of

hair

underneath this sink i think somebody

painted it

okay and i'm ready to be famous so are

you gonna help me or not

not tater i didn't have to sweep up two

whole trash bags of other people's hair

today and some of them with cubes i

ain't

dumb do you know that old woman when she

bit me she broke the skin and i

completely been on it three times today

and i think it's infected ain't you got

no drive

i mean don't you want to do nothing with

your life

nope okay

hey i want you to tell me you're gonna

help me be famous

now i'm gonna rob people you don't give

me back that remote there's gonna be

trouble oh yeah

well if you don't help me i'm gonna tell

your daddy about your toe fetish

he already knows you broke the remote

now you gonna help me are you spending

the rest of your life on this damn couch

i think i'll take the couch

i'll just do it by myself i'll just rob

people and be

famous without no help from nobody

and to think all this time i thought you

really loved me

and i really loved you tudor pitts

uh

so

oh

well when a man loves a woman sometimes

he has to make some sense

well come on we got rapper to do let's

go let's get started hold your horses

not just yet

i want a toy

so you say you was the cashier on duty

when the store was

robbed that's right are you sure

no how would i not be sure it was me

well you know sometimes people ain't

real happy with their lives and they

like to imagine

something a little more glamorous they

took me to the hospital

i waited four damn hours in the damned

emergency roads

four damn hours they give you any

hallucinatory drugs while he was there

you got any reason you're not

questioning me about the robbery

lady i'd just like to make sure there

was actually a crime committed before i

go to the trouble to launch an

investigation

sometimes all that investigating makes

me depressed

and honey i don't sleep so good okay

four damn hours

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is it working no

piece of crap we'll probably get robbed

yeah right

well we're just costing people i guess

going on in their costume parties are

you oh well

no nothing i know of say when y'all

gonna get by the house my wife's been

asking me to get y'all come by and have

some deer steak some poke salad well you

know what how about

uh well how about saturday night you

might do that saturday does that work

for you pete

saturday works good for me well all

right that's what we'll do we gotta get

in here and rob a bank pete but

we'll see you saturday y'all have a good

day

we'll see you all right we'll see y'all

what are you doing he can identify us

now

are you that stupid we can't be famous

nobody knows who we are tudor now come

on

all right now this here's a robbery so i

need to get down on the floor okay

i said this here's a robbery

oh crap

oh damn it would you cover me quit

yelling at me i'm not the one who shut

out the ceiling

punch your freaking gun at these people

i bet that hurts don't it

all right everybody who don't want a new

air conditioning system for your torso

better get on this floor now

on your stomach denture man

all right coin jockey fill the bag

and ain't nobody gonna get hurt

you on deposit slip do you want to meet

saint peter before tonight's dukes has a

rerun

now fill this bag before i have to get

ugly too late for that

shut up all right

now all y'all are gonna remember today

cause today is the day you was robbed

by the plastic bandits that is the most

stupidest thing i have

ever heard in my entire life ain't

nobody asked you

hey and no dive bombs in that money

neither

oh come on you freaking cabbage head

wash it off

my shirt my shirt is ruined

my grandmother got me this shirt for

mule day oh forget it let's go

you're gonna have blood on that shirt if

you don't do what i told you to now wash

my money

with what i don't care spit on it

oh i'm leaving oh tutor pitch you stop

right there

you were not leaving without me tutor

this here's my robbery you're gonna help

me finish it

now don't y'all go nowhere

well don't you leave me in the middle of

a robbery i'm leaving

stop stop think oh

you hit my head foot oh crap

just what the hell do you think you're

doing i'm stressed and i need fish

no we have to go to the safe house we'll

go later

you can't just go just any old time you

gotta go right after the robbery where

the cops are hot on your trail you see

any cops around here

you sure you don't wanna fish

well leroy johnson is going to be

fishing this lake in two weeks

well the southern regional bass

association tournament i just

i thought you might want to fish it with

me i'd sooner have my

eyes knocked out by the rat

for your choice

damn i got one i got one

so uh you say you were the teller that

was robbed

yes sir are you willing to submit to a

polygraph test to confirm that sign

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huh

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oh this stupid earthquake is halfway

around the world and they got half the

paper covered up with it

i'll take it in there hold on

so let me rise up this time i guess next

time

oh what do you care

you never care nothing for my dreams

anyway

you're right about that you know what

and then she made the truth so clear you

just give me another talent before i

even think about doing any more robbers

all right shut it

no you better be nice to me or you know

me about a million toes before i

probably think about doing any robberies

anybody ever told you you're a prevert

it's pervert

stupid and yes they have

many many times

number one

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all right listen up now this here's a

robbery so i'm gonna need all y'all to

get on the floor for me okay a robbery

on the floor barley tasty

you know what don't you even start i'll

walk out here before we even get started

no more banks i said get on the floor

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me

sheriff we got a 10 20 in progress down

at the co-op

hello deputy snot

sheriff don't take this the wrong way

but i really appreciate it if you could

get my name right

it's not well snot

is funnier

you shot my chicken feet what you better

get on this damn floor right to pump you

fully leg

shut your mouth tudor on the floor

all right now give me all your money

what what else

and six bags super protein catfish chow

and a sweeney model 418 super out of

fish feeder

that's in another room and we'll go with

you

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hey hey where where's your surveillance

cameras don't have none

oh see tutor i told you they wouldn't

have one

well you wouldn't sell me lisa

i hate you come on

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so we gonna at least try to catch the

criminals

it's not snot snot when are you gonna

stop trying to compensate for the vast

meaninglessness of your pathetic

existence

with these feudal gestures of

machisbo i think it's just been a long

time since we've arrested anybody

i think we owe it to the people who

elected you you performed this duty you

were entrusted to perform

you know snotty you are just a huge pain

in

my huge ass

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you know i ain't never cheated in a

tournament before

this kind of milestone on me i thought

you could leash on me little support and

be happy for me

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i think you can be happy for me

why can't we just be like normal

criminals

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i hate you big lug

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i made a list of things that bonnie and

clyde is doing that we ain't been doing

let's see first of all they was robin

banks and they got their relatives

together and formed a gang and they had

a sidekick

and they sure as hell didn't go run off

to the lake fishing every time they did

damn robbery neither

your move chop suey don't call me that

b-29

you saw my battleship huh play again

fork over that sushi money wong man you

cheated put your money to pay up come on

bun don byron

mom are you even listening to me

something i'm doing my best not to but

you're hard to ignore

i already done told her my conditions oh

god don't even

start with that toei stuff cause i am

done i'm finished

no toei no robbery

the hell's a toy

oh

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is there a q do we have a q

i'm sorry there is no q it's back to you

gar

is there a b do we have a b

you want them to be in our gang

you got any better ideas

i got lots of better ideas

cousin gill hey cuz

oh now gil you're just in time we're

practicing for unison's big break

as soon as you get smokey out of the

oven we're heading out to hollywood

she's going to apprentice herself to

miss white gill it ain't working again

damn football scoreboard gar go hold the

wires

i don't want to son

this is a family project if your daddy

tells you to go hold the wires

you go hold the wires but i don't want

to get shocked like frogger

you go holding wires all cancer your

cinemax

you gotta reason with structure

or they'll just go crazy

oh gilgar's down

damn scudder i bought him an internet

course in electronics and look what he

does

so uh how do y'all feel about robbing

banks you mean ethically or morally

well me we're getting ready to start our

new life of crime and we just thought

you and eunice here

might want to be our psyche hey you

reckon we ought to call an ambulance

you alive kill her

well maybe we should do cpr is he

breathing

well i don't think so i reckon we better

do it then

we'll go ahead i don't know nothing

about that stuff

here maybe i'll just drag him up teddr

help him

hey tudor grab a leg

come on boy

and wires got the best of you huh boy so

y'all think you'd be interesting

you know what and being our sidekicks

robin banks

i reckon we better pass this time we

still got a lot of caution to do on miss

unisys here technique

i reckon olgar here's gotta learn some

more about electronics

i'm boy

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cousin sand hi it's me sparkles

you just won't do it had her in there

for three days now

you ain't so much just sniffed her jiggy

box

are you trying to breed them

it's been in heat since my buddy brought

her out here on tuesday

i didn't tried visual aids and

everything

he just ain't interested

well sometimes them dogs go the other

way

best stained [ __ ] dog ever had

took my mama's hairdresser quail hunting

with us once

reckon that's what did it

well anyways we was wondering if you

might want to rob banks with us and you

know like being our gang

you think you might want to do that i

ain't leaving

he doesn't

so

well appears this whole gang thing ain't

working out

appears to me ain't nobody asked you for

your two cents

you know anybody ever tell your whole

family ain't nothing but a bunch of nut

jobs

anybody ever tell you you got diarrhea

the mouth

well that right there is going to cost

you another toei oh shove your damn toei

and my family ate a bunch of nut jobs

neither

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so

i'll go first

oh who goes there it's me

cousin sparkle approach

what's the password now what the hell's

wrong with you open the dang door

what's password i don't know the dang

password

no man i'm allergic all right here so

what was wondering is

maybe if y'all would want to join up

with us and bear gang you know and help

us rob people

define rob well you know like

banks and convenience stores and places

and money

so you want to do

i got to admit it does sound like a lot

of fun

but i can't come on why not i'm low

profile

ever since you shot that dea phil

they've been bearing down on me right

smart

see you can help make us famous come on

cuz oh god it's gonna be bunches of fun

please

no you're up for robbing a few banks i

don't care

i'd have to ride a shotgun you can ride

wherever you want

i can't stand riding in the back seat

when i'm perpetrating yeah cause you can

drive you can ride i don't care what you

do

what's the split um

a split on the money what's this whip oh

60 40.

40 60. y'all 40 us six oh come on we

got started with bonnie and clyde here

y'all know the relatives

but i'm wanted

all right 60 40.

you might 40 60. 40 60 60 40 what

go get a snap and write a sub-contract

all right so

y'all got anybody in mind that might

want to be our sidekick well

my nephew's unemployment doesn't run out

i might be interested

i got the necklace

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now kill babies

broccoli old size kit

dirt blood own it family channel

do you absolutely have to do that i'm

loosening it up

pocket

i was just wondering if like policemen

are gonna shoot at us

i ain't scared you look out you can't be

scared

let's go

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count to 100 backwards you've got

something hon

this here's a robbery give us the money

and everybody on the floor with your

hands up

put the money in this smart boy

hey you tell no die bombs cause and no

down bombs

you die our money you die

oh hey hey it's me again

the plastic banded well with the camo

bandits all right we got some new faces

with us in case you couldn't tell

we got what in the name of blue jesus

are you doing

well i'm trying to be famous here well

don't say my name or you can say mine if

you want

you stupid woman if they know your name

they'll connect me to you

don't call me stupid okay why not

cause i got a gun in my hand your

your money's ready count to 200

twice

do you feel better yet no

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but i have to take the tape to the

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sheriff

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so

everyone out of the truck put your hands

where i can see them

hands in the air oh yeah sorry everybody

out now

come on horsewell get out of the car

i didn't know his first name was horse

come on on the ground all of you

i hope you're happy we're going to jail

let me get you for this woman i'm going

to get you for this

this is so exciting horse well you got

five seconds before i open fire

all right all right don't get your

panties in a wad

come on face down on the ground all

right all right i'm going

all right all right oh good mike you

still have to be so tight

the same fellow restaurants

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go you go i ain't saying a word hey shut

it up okay

come on take your feet all right turn

around

i don't want to sit in the back

hey hey are you crazy we're with him

we're just rocking back

this town just get away with it

hey we got guns in here real ones

oh dang it

to the pits i want you to take us to

that sheriff so we can surrender

i'm going to the lake but come on this

ain't fair and you know

it funny and clyde never had clyde's

brother get arrested instead of them

that's just stupid

wife's a [ __ ] if you really cared about

me you take us that sheriff

well then i guess i guess by that

definition

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i don't care

i'll give you a towie not if you gave me

two

you know sometimes i don't even think

you're committed to this relationship

you got that right tutor all i ask is

that you take me down the police station

and surrender

you can't even do one thing for once in

your life that would make me happy

oh are you even listening to me

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you have a sad face chicken butts

you remove egg roll if we were in hong

kong i could have you killed

if frog had wings want bubs ass on the

ground all the time the movie damn peace

i'm trying to concentrate ah here it is

here it is i found it

d3 boy you just saw hey got something in

your throat hun

the main branch of heritage bank was

robbed

yesterday afternoon at approximately

1 33 central standard time authorities

have taken into custody horse and barley

webb

and conjunction

with the incident the webs are known

fugitives

wanted previously for the killing of a

drug

enforcement agency agent they were

denied fail

and will face a grand jury later this

month witnesses said that the webs had a

man and a woman

with them but it is not known

whether they were accomplices or

hostages and no one has been able to

identify them

i that's funny

i reckon y'all couldn't get a headline

if captured a ufo it's not

funny hell it ain't it's hilarious

well okay now

we'll just have to try again

tutor you got any ideas on who can

replace cousin webb and darla

honey i believe my bait robin days reach

their natural conclusion

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missy and bubba twist their way to fame

with unusual murders and this

taught passat

zaka in this taught thriller

we've got any of them grape cherry

mortar oil salts worms

got two bags of them i might need to

borrow one from you here in a minute

all right hey baby are you catching

anything

what are you doing here woman okay look

i found the key to our fame

we're gonna be copycat killers now all

we got to do

is copy the murders and this hair novel

won't be bigger than millie minnelli

baby

you starting on killing people's tutor

why don't you just go on home and take

your medication

oh come on now tutor you know i ain't

got no medication are you gonna help me

kill people and be famous or not

why are i just going up there and giving

you spanking well why don't you just

jump whenever you feel froggy kermit

oh come on tudor it's got some real neat

murders in here like this first one

this first one's gotta be done with the

tarantula baby

hey hey where are you going

peter pitt damn you i want a divorce

we ain't even married

uh

well i reckon we're going to try to win

this tournament i hate it when my

viewers tune

in to see me lose how many viewers do

you think watch your show each week

leroy

well the last i heard it was about a

half a million

that's a lot of viewers i hope we like

to keep them entertained

if people didn't sin we like to give

them something to watch

see not poison

take a sip

see no poison

you just wait right here i've got a

surprise for you

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so

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well it's the wrong action i use a

medium heavy with a stiff tip

that's because it ain't for you it's

mine

i want you to teach me how to fish so i

can fish a tournament with you library

boy this place done filled

up with skunks

now i don't ask you to fish me once

and you said you'd have to have your

eyes knowed out by a rat

well that was then and this is now i

don't want the rat no more

i want fish make you happy now

i already got me another partner and i

can't be asking phelps to miss the

tournament oh that's okay baby i got my

own partner

the guy bubba said he'd fish with me so

all you gotta do

is teach me how to fish and we can be in

the tournament together

come on hog bass come on baby come on

come on come on leroy

throw near that stump over there

in the water well that's where i was

aiming smart ass now careful now watch

lure

oh come on now sparkle weaver

what the hell what the hell are you

doing

oh [ __ ]

oh now i told you to be careful i'm

sorry

what do you think

help me out here

our fishermen are lined up and ready to

go and we're about to begin the 37th

annual southern regional bass world

championships where some of the sport's

top pros will compete alongside a

pre-selected number of

local bass wizards all right donut

we are also very pleased to have today

our very own

leroy johnson worldwide television

personality

everybody give leroy a big hand

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i'll tell you what snotty if i get skin

cancer

i'm gonna cut you up in little pieces

and

bury you under my porch

i just know something's gonna go down

you're in your damn conscience boy

how'd you get into fishing anyway you

know

most attractive women ain't much on bass

fishing oh well

i reckon i'm just different well so i am

tickled to be fishing with you

if at any point you want to pull way

back up here in one of these codes and

get naked

you just let me know

who's she looking at

i know it ain't me yeah

i always have a right smart difficulty

settling on a bait at the start

i guess it goes back to the fall classic

in 93

when i caught one fish on the crank bait

one on the welding leaf spinner one on

the worm and one on the top water

i just ain't got the same confidence

this show was a good idea to come way

back up in this creek like this

okay tell you how much it means to me

but ever since i first saw you i've been

sort of

you know fantasizing about it

take off your clothes

oh i'll get it you're one of them pinky

types

you gonna tie me up and punish me

i said take off your clothes yes

ma'am

oh god don't you dare move until i tell

you

get off the boat on the beach butterball

but i thought we was going to get wiggy

you get on those rocks

all right all right you ain't got to get

snotty on the beach now

get your hands off my boat

hey where are you going

come back here you can't leave me out

here i'm in the underworld

where the booty

hey you've never seen deliverance

woman

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i wonder if they're looking for a

finesse presentation

has been cool last couple of days

i got some clear glitter four-inch

crawdads i could throw that

what are you doing hey i'm gonna head on

down the lake out here

well i'm heading on down the lake

look we just got here i haven't had two

strikes follow

wow

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ah

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oh

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come over here

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i've switched to a a spinner bait with a

rattle in its head

you got to be real careful when you use

a lure like this because

sometimes it'll just turn them right off

however i think today it may be just the

trick for old hog mama bass

leroy hey it's me sparkle weaver over

here

just wonder if you mind sharing your

spot

you have folks sometimes in a tournament

like this you just

you got to share your spot

hi leroy sorry i hope you don't mind

pause me

sparkle weaver

that's weaver with an e and a

spark weaver

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you catch my leroy and i'll kill you

so

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what's that woman doing with scuba gear

in the middle of a tournament

would you just give it a rest there

ain't no such thing as crime and if

there was

we ain't gonna be the ones to solve it

anyway

oh man now the lip on this particular

crankbait makes it run

12 to 14 feet deep that's about three or

four feet deeper than most crankbaits

will go in just to cast

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they don't seem to be cooperating too

much thus far but maybe we can get them

going here in a minute

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swimming back and forth to leroy's boat

maybe she thinks she's a fish

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hey sheriff something's going on i have

a bad feeling something's going on

crazy woman

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welcome to the long arm of the law oh

yeah

holy budweiser what a fish

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at 5.28 pounds winner of our tournament

and big largemouth of the tournament

leroy johnson

i hope you know we're gonna spend the

rest of our lives in jail

you just don't understand nothing do you

my dream is coming true right before

your eyes

tutoring all you can think about the

little jail we're stupid just don't do

you justice

well well well listen leroy

i had nothing to do with this i was

trying to stop her solely roy you gonna

come to the trial

you bring all those little camera people

over there and we could just make a show

of it

you know whoa

i reckon i owe you all a thank you

last fish i caught's the biggest fish i

ever caught in the tournament and that's

the

first tournament i've won in ten years

and uh i reckon that spider y'alls is

good luck

of course now i can't be having somebody

trying to kill me while i'm fishing

and i'm going to have a word with tutor

here

guess it's gonna be on tv it ain't you

well here we are on lake roosevelt in

south carolina and another southern bass

association

triple crown tournament and we're going

to try to

rear a couple of these old wily mouth

bucket mouse out this here shall we into

the lake

now you'll notice that today i got a

brand new face in the boat with me tudor

pitts is going to be monitoring my ph

meter and he's going to be

taking care of my good luck tarantula

for me because he looks poster

we're going to see if we can't scrape a

couple of these big old moss back

come on baby jump on papa's hook

oh tudor that's my magic worm too we

gotta be doing better than this

there we go now we're gonna get one of

those big old jobbers

did you see that one jump folks there's

some bigots out here

i think maybe they're hiding under logs

i'm just not sure yet

what do you think

why don't you put that spot in the water

for a couple of seconds

i'm sure you got him in the water

tutorial

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oh

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you don't hide well don't hide

i got my worms out it's just a bird's

eye

sweet in other words now put it in your

mouth

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how nice

that's enough from youngs put your hands

up

put your hands down enough

to put the money in the truck yeah

i got my double wife by phone

yeah baby