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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:02,241 --> 00:00:05,000 [cheerful music] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:08,517 --> 00:00:13,517 [energetic music] [siren blaring] 5 00:00:14,689 --> 00:00:16,413 - [Munchie] Hey where are we going, to a fire? 6 00:00:18,275 --> 00:00:20,724 [car revving] 7 00:00:20,724 --> 00:00:22,965 Oh, I can hear a police escort! 8 00:00:22,965 --> 00:00:25,620 How sweet, I like that. 9 00:00:25,620 --> 00:00:29,068 [vehicles whooshing] [siren blaring] 10 00:00:29,068 --> 00:00:30,827 [tires screeching] 11 00:00:30,827 --> 00:00:33,827 I love sirens, they really get your attention! 12 00:00:33,827 --> 00:00:35,068 Are we there yet? 13 00:00:35,068 --> 00:00:38,862 [tires screeching] [siren blaring] 14 00:00:38,862 --> 00:00:40,034 [laughing] 15 00:00:40,034 --> 00:00:42,344 - Hey, give us a drink there. 16 00:00:46,310 --> 00:00:48,965 [siren blaring] 17 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,241 [tires screeching] 18 00:00:51,241 --> 00:00:52,827 [driver whimpering] 19 00:00:52,827 --> 00:00:54,689 [siren blaring] 20 00:00:54,689 --> 00:00:56,034 [tires screeching] 21 00:00:56,034 --> 00:00:57,275 - Sheesh. - Huh? 22 00:00:57,275 --> 00:01:01,206 [tires screeching] [crashing] 23 00:01:01,206 --> 00:01:03,758 - [Munchie] Okay, okay, the joke is over. 24 00:01:03,758 --> 00:01:05,620 Let me out of here right now or, 25 00:01:05,620 --> 00:01:09,965 no more nice guy, get me, understand? 26 00:01:19,793 --> 00:01:23,034 [tires squealing] 27 00:01:23,034 --> 00:01:24,310 I gotta tell you pal, 28 00:01:24,310 --> 00:01:25,517 the last two weeks have been a ball. 29 00:01:25,517 --> 00:01:27,448 I enjoyed myself as much as you did! 30 00:01:27,448 --> 00:01:28,344 What laughs huh? 31 00:01:28,344 --> 00:01:29,310 [laughing] 32 00:01:29,310 --> 00:01:30,137 Hello? 33 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:35,000 [truck rumbling] [steer lowing] 34 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:38,068 [horn honking] [steer lowing] 35 00:01:38,068 --> 00:01:40,862 [truck rumbling] 36 00:01:40,862 --> 00:01:41,896 - That's a roger Command, [forlorn music] 37 00:01:41,896 --> 00:01:43,379 we're in place. 38 00:01:43,379 --> 00:01:44,206 [radio beeping] - [Radio] Yokum 12 39 00:01:44,206 --> 00:01:45,172 this is Dispatch, 40 00:01:45,172 --> 00:01:47,586 pursue blue pickup in your area, 41 00:01:47,586 --> 00:01:50,482 license Adam-Frank, nine-two-five-six. 42 00:01:50,482 --> 00:01:52,275 Do you copy? - Roger Dispatch we're 43 00:01:52,275 --> 00:01:53,103 on our way. 44 00:01:54,793 --> 00:01:56,000 [engine revving] 45 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:56,793 Come on! 46 00:02:01,172 --> 00:02:03,931 [engine rumbling] [siren wailing] 47 00:02:03,931 --> 00:02:06,931 [tense music] 48 00:02:06,931 --> 00:02:10,000 - [Munchie] I got it, you're having a surprise party 49 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,517 for me right? 50 00:02:11,517 --> 00:02:13,275 You shouldn't have gone through all that trouble! 51 00:02:13,275 --> 00:02:16,620 But, a party's a party, know what I mean? 52 00:02:20,068 --> 00:02:23,310 [tires screeching] 53 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:26,241 [siren wailing] 54 00:02:26,241 --> 00:02:31,241 [police radio chattering] [siren wailing] 55 00:02:42,379 --> 00:02:44,965 [tires screeching] 56 00:02:44,965 --> 00:02:48,379 [siren wailing] [engines revving] 57 00:02:48,379 --> 00:02:51,000 [siren wailing] [tires screeching] 58 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,862 [rumbling] [crunching] 59 00:02:53,862 --> 00:02:57,482 [energetic tentative music] 60 00:03:22,310 --> 00:03:25,000 [door slamming] 61 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,896 Oh that was some ride! 62 00:03:27,896 --> 00:03:30,517 You know what they say, getting there is half the fun! 63 00:03:30,517 --> 00:03:34,206 Okay party time, everybody sing, one-two-three! 64 00:03:34,206 --> 00:03:35,586 [yelling] 65 00:03:35,586 --> 00:03:37,931 [thumping] [grunting] 66 00:03:37,931 --> 00:03:39,931 Hey, keeva I, oh my God! 67 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,689 [screaming] 68 00:03:43,689 --> 00:03:46,172 [crashing] 69 00:03:46,172 --> 00:03:48,448 [laughing] 70 00:03:50,448 --> 00:03:55,448 [mechanical munching] [perky dramatic music] 71 00:05:50,172 --> 00:05:53,344 [mechanical munching] 72 00:05:56,379 --> 00:05:58,000 [bell ringing] 73 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:01,827 - Now class, I'd like you to turn to page 44 74 00:06:01,827 --> 00:06:03,965 in your math assignment books right away. 75 00:06:03,965 --> 00:06:05,413 As we discussed yesterday, 76 00:06:05,413 --> 00:06:07,413 equivalent fractions are determined by 77 00:06:07,413 --> 00:06:11,310 multiplying or dividing the numerator and denominator. 78 00:06:11,310 --> 00:06:13,827 So let's look at these fractions on the board. 79 00:06:13,827 --> 00:06:17,448 Now who can tell us how we add 2/3 and 3/4? 80 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,275 Yes, Andrea? 81 00:06:20,275 --> 00:06:22,206 [charming music] 82 00:06:22,206 --> 00:06:23,931 - We can change the thirds and fourths 83 00:06:23,931 --> 00:06:25,448 into equal denominations. 84 00:06:25,448 --> 00:06:27,275 - Thank you Andrea that's very good. 85 00:06:29,896 --> 00:06:33,586 As you can see, I've multiplied 3/4 by four, 86 00:06:33,586 --> 00:06:36,482 equaling 8/12, and here, 87 00:06:36,482 --> 00:06:41,379 I'm multiplying 1/4 by three. 88 00:06:41,379 --> 00:06:43,068 Three. [applauding] 89 00:06:43,068 --> 00:06:46,655 [restrained festive music] 90 00:06:49,965 --> 00:06:53,034 - Now, it is my honor to read the name of the student, 91 00:06:53,034 --> 00:06:57,206 whom you have chosen, as your next Student Body President. 92 00:06:58,344 --> 00:07:00,068 Envelope please, thank you. 93 00:07:00,068 --> 00:07:01,482 [drum rolling] 94 00:07:01,482 --> 00:07:02,862 - And the winner is, 95 00:07:04,862 --> 00:07:07,172 Gage Dobson! [cheering] 96 00:07:07,172 --> 00:07:12,172 [applauding] [festive music] 97 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:31,000 - Who can tell me the sum of 2/3 and 3/10? 98 00:07:31,758 --> 00:07:34,206 The sum of 2/3 and 3/10! 99 00:07:34,206 --> 00:07:35,517 [suspenseful music] Gage? 100 00:07:36,896 --> 00:07:38,344 Gage? 101 00:07:38,344 --> 00:07:39,551 - I accept! 102 00:07:39,551 --> 00:07:41,448 I mean, could you repeat the question please? 103 00:07:41,448 --> 00:07:43,034 - The problem on the board. 104 00:07:44,137 --> 00:07:45,931 How can we arrive at a sum? 105 00:07:45,931 --> 00:07:46,758 - A sum. 106 00:07:47,896 --> 00:07:49,206 [bell ringing] 107 00:07:49,206 --> 00:07:50,586 [students chattering] 108 00:07:50,586 --> 00:07:51,931 - Now class, don't forget that your 109 00:07:51,931 --> 00:07:54,310 fraction homework assignments are due tomorrow! 110 00:08:01,413 --> 00:08:02,241 Gage! 111 00:08:03,275 --> 00:08:05,068 [sighing] 112 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:07,482 Could you stay after class for a moment, please? 113 00:08:08,965 --> 00:08:09,965 - Sure Mrs. Blaylok. 114 00:08:15,413 --> 00:08:16,689 - This is the third time 115 00:08:16,689 --> 00:08:18,965 you haven't turned in a homework assignment. 116 00:08:18,965 --> 00:08:20,413 - I know. 117 00:08:20,413 --> 00:08:22,517 I guess I'm just having some trouble with fractions. 118 00:08:22,517 --> 00:08:26,000 - I know it's difficult for you, being a transfer student. 119 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:30,206 New friends, new school, and there's a period of adjustment. 120 00:08:30,206 --> 00:08:32,206 But you've been here for two months now. 121 00:08:33,655 --> 00:08:36,379 Unless your grades improve in math I may have to fail you. 122 00:08:37,206 --> 00:08:38,689 Do you understand that? 123 00:08:38,689 --> 00:08:40,655 - Yes Mrs. Blaylok. 124 00:08:40,655 --> 00:08:41,586 [sighing] 125 00:08:41,586 --> 00:08:43,103 - All right that's all for now. 126 00:08:43,103 --> 00:08:45,758 But remember I'm here after school if you need any help. 127 00:08:45,758 --> 00:08:47,172 - Sure. 128 00:08:47,172 --> 00:08:50,344 [charming music] 129 00:08:50,344 --> 00:08:51,827 - Gage? 130 00:08:51,827 --> 00:08:53,827 Have you made any friends here yet? 131 00:08:53,827 --> 00:08:55,206 - Oh, yeah. 132 00:08:55,206 --> 00:08:56,310 Lots of 'em. 133 00:09:01,965 --> 00:09:05,103 [students chattering] 134 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:16,862 [cash register bell ringing] 135 00:09:16,862 --> 00:09:19,689 - [Girl] See you guys later, bye, bye! 136 00:09:21,379 --> 00:09:24,206 - Cool! - Yeah that's totally cool. 137 00:09:26,896 --> 00:09:28,758 - Yeah right. - Yeah. 138 00:09:28,758 --> 00:09:32,137 - What are you. - I want to go in the ocean. 139 00:09:32,137 --> 00:09:33,310 - [Boy] Scott! 140 00:09:36,137 --> 00:09:37,931 - Who said you could sit here Dobson? 141 00:09:37,931 --> 00:09:39,620 - I didn't know you needed a reservation. 142 00:09:39,620 --> 00:09:41,000 [giggling] 143 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,310 - Comedian, Leon. 144 00:09:42,310 --> 00:09:44,000 - Yeah he's funny. 145 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,448 Funny looking. 146 00:09:45,448 --> 00:09:49,241 - No one sits at this table, unless I want 'em to. 147 00:09:49,241 --> 00:09:50,448 And I don't want you to. 148 00:09:51,620 --> 00:09:53,724 - Come on Ashton, what difference does it make? 149 00:09:53,724 --> 00:09:54,793 - Dobson's a dweeb! 150 00:09:56,344 --> 00:09:59,206 And people are known by the company they keep. 151 00:09:59,206 --> 00:10:01,379 - Well in that case, maybe I should leave. 152 00:10:05,551 --> 00:10:06,517 - She'll be back. 153 00:10:07,896 --> 00:10:09,000 But you won't be! 154 00:10:10,413 --> 00:10:13,965 Leon, show this gentleman where he may eat his lunch. 155 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,344 [chuckling] 156 00:10:21,206 --> 00:10:26,206 [splattering] [students laughing] 157 00:10:29,344 --> 00:10:31,482 - All right. [suspenseful music] 158 00:10:31,482 --> 00:10:34,620 Whose tray is this? 159 00:10:36,655 --> 00:10:39,517 I said, whose tray is this? 160 00:10:39,517 --> 00:10:40,793 - Uh, Principal Thornton? 161 00:10:40,793 --> 00:10:43,000 I believe it belongs to Gage Dobson here sir. 162 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:46,448 - Yeah, the new kid, Dobson. 163 00:10:46,448 --> 00:10:47,517 - But I-- - Dobson! 164 00:10:47,517 --> 00:10:49,241 [bell ringing] 165 00:10:49,241 --> 00:10:50,034 Come here. 166 00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:54,758 [comically forlorn music] 167 00:11:08,862 --> 00:11:11,103 [rattling] 168 00:11:22,965 --> 00:11:25,965 [Thornton laughing] 169 00:11:29,827 --> 00:11:30,758 [sighing] 170 00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,000 - Mr. Thornton, you gotta 171 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:32,793 believe me, I-- - You didn't think 172 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,758 I'd know who did it. 173 00:11:34,758 --> 00:11:37,000 Well young man, I've been watching you 174 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,000 ever since you transferred here! 175 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:42,172 And believe me, I don't like what I see! 176 00:11:42,172 --> 00:11:44,793 - You gotta believe me, Leon Dabbit threw it! 177 00:11:44,793 --> 00:11:48,310 - And you won't escape retribution by blaming others! 178 00:11:48,310 --> 00:11:50,758 I see I shall have to make an example of you! 179 00:11:51,965 --> 00:11:55,310 20 extra hours of Study Hall! 180 00:11:55,310 --> 00:11:56,172 - Oh no! 181 00:11:56,172 --> 00:11:58,965 - And, two demerits! 182 00:11:59,862 --> 00:12:01,379 - Whatever those are. 183 00:12:01,379 --> 00:12:05,137 - And mark my words Dobson, I'll be watching you. 184 00:12:05,137 --> 00:12:06,931 One more infraction and [suspenseful music] 185 00:12:06,931 --> 00:12:08,482 you know what happens! 186 00:12:08,482 --> 00:12:11,068 [bell ringing] 187 00:12:13,655 --> 00:12:16,103 Fire! [guns firing] 188 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:17,000 Suspension! 189 00:12:18,586 --> 00:12:21,068 [poignant music] 190 00:12:21,068 --> 00:12:24,724 [door clattering] [students chattering] 191 00:12:24,724 --> 00:12:26,137 - Ketchup. 192 00:12:26,137 --> 00:12:27,206 Only ketchup. 193 00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:39,551 [distant chuffing] 194 00:12:41,206 --> 00:12:43,517 [explosion booming] 195 00:12:43,517 --> 00:12:48,517 [clattering] [poignant music] 196 00:12:49,275 --> 00:12:50,482 Professor Cruikshank! 197 00:12:50,482 --> 00:12:51,448 Professor Cruikshank where are you? 198 00:12:51,448 --> 00:12:53,206 - I'm here Gage! 199 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,482 [coughing] 200 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,310 If I can only figure out where here is! 201 00:12:57,517 --> 00:13:00,482 [coughing] 202 00:13:00,482 --> 00:13:01,448 - What happened? 203 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,689 [sighing] 204 00:13:02,689 --> 00:13:06,000 - This is a lesson in spontaneous combustion. 205 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,551 It seems that a faulty exhaust device 206 00:13:08,551 --> 00:13:10,413 recirculated gasoline fumes 207 00:13:10,413 --> 00:13:12,275 back through the intake manifold. 208 00:13:12,275 --> 00:13:13,517 [chuckling] 209 00:13:13,517 --> 00:13:15,413 Added to this equation all you need is a 210 00:13:15,413 --> 00:13:17,689 tiny little spark and kaba-room! 211 00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:21,448 Eh, it was my fault! 212 00:13:21,448 --> 00:13:23,724 I was so busy thinking, 213 00:13:24,862 --> 00:13:27,896 that I didn't think about what I was doing. 214 00:13:27,896 --> 00:13:29,034 - You were daydreaming. 215 00:13:30,965 --> 00:13:31,793 - That too. 216 00:13:33,137 --> 00:13:35,241 You know that's what makes human beings unique, 217 00:13:35,241 --> 00:13:38,379 the ability to think, to dream, to imagine. 218 00:13:38,379 --> 00:13:39,896 Reality is, is, 219 00:13:39,896 --> 00:13:42,379 is only good for somebody who can't cope, 220 00:13:42,379 --> 00:13:44,034 with imagination. 221 00:13:44,034 --> 00:13:46,206 - Do you think you'll ever get this jeep running? 222 00:13:46,206 --> 00:13:49,172 - This bucket of bolts, of course I will! 223 00:13:49,172 --> 00:13:50,827 [chuckling] 224 00:13:50,827 --> 00:13:54,241 Then I'll have to think of something to do with these hands. 225 00:13:54,241 --> 00:13:57,379 You think the neighborhood would object to a, 226 00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:59,275 a new nuclear reactor here? 227 00:13:59,275 --> 00:14:01,379 - I, don't think that would be a good idea. 228 00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:04,068 - Maybe not. 229 00:14:04,068 --> 00:14:08,275 Well, so tell me, have you heard from your father this week? 230 00:14:08,275 --> 00:14:09,344 - He's been really busy, 231 00:14:09,344 --> 00:14:10,241 and with his new family and all. 232 00:14:10,241 --> 00:14:11,586 - Uh-huh. - He'll probably 233 00:14:11,586 --> 00:14:13,931 call in someday. - Uh-huh. 234 00:14:13,931 --> 00:14:15,275 - What about your research grant? 235 00:14:15,275 --> 00:14:16,793 Has the university called yet? 236 00:14:16,793 --> 00:14:18,206 - Not yet, but they will. 237 00:14:18,206 --> 00:14:20,310 I told them unless they give me the grant 238 00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:21,931 to study ancient civilizations, 239 00:14:21,931 --> 00:14:25,241 I shall resign my position at the university. 240 00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:26,517 - Would you really quit? 241 00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:29,310 - No, but they don't have to know that, no. 242 00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:31,344 On the other hand it might not be a bad idea 243 00:14:31,344 --> 00:14:32,965 to get away from the university, 244 00:14:32,965 --> 00:14:36,310 the longer I'm there, it seems the less I know. 245 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:38,586 [door clicking] 246 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,137 [door slamming] Take for example this 247 00:14:40,137 --> 00:14:42,482 Dr. Carlisle over there. 248 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:47,172 This Dr. Carlisle injects little animals with cancer cells. 249 00:14:47,172 --> 00:14:50,413 And then, he cuts them open to find out what killed them. 250 00:14:50,413 --> 00:14:53,034 Now there doesn't seem to be much logic to that. 251 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,931 - Yeah. 252 00:14:54,931 --> 00:14:55,965 But my mom seems to like him. 253 00:14:55,965 --> 00:14:58,310 - Uh-huh. - Yeah, well I gotta go. 254 00:14:58,310 --> 00:14:59,586 Tell me when you get it running! 255 00:14:59,586 --> 00:15:01,068 - Of course I will! 256 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,655 You'll be the first to go for a test ride with me! 257 00:15:02,655 --> 00:15:04,482 I'll see you later, okay? 258 00:15:08,344 --> 00:15:09,344 You. 259 00:15:09,344 --> 00:15:10,344 [grunting] [thumping] 260 00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:11,344 - Hi Mom. - Hi honey. 261 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,379 - Hi Elliot. - Hi guy! 262 00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:14,620 How's it going? 263 00:15:14,620 --> 00:15:16,344 Hey you make the football team yet? 264 00:15:16,344 --> 00:15:17,793 - I don't want to play football. 265 00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:18,620 [chuckling] 266 00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:20,034 - Sure you do! 267 00:15:20,034 --> 00:15:23,655 Hey sports teach you teamwork, discipline, competition! 268 00:15:23,655 --> 00:15:26,137 Skills you're gonna need later in life! 269 00:15:26,137 --> 00:15:27,448 I want you to go out there tomorrow 270 00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:29,034 and try out for that team! 271 00:15:29,034 --> 00:15:30,310 - You know what honey, why don't you help 272 00:15:30,310 --> 00:15:31,724 Elliot in with the groceries, okay? 273 00:15:31,724 --> 00:15:32,724 - Sure Mom. 274 00:15:36,275 --> 00:15:37,103 - You know Gage, 275 00:15:38,586 --> 00:15:40,344 I'm quite aware you and I haven't really hit it off. 276 00:15:40,344 --> 00:15:41,827 Now I know you feel like I'm 277 00:15:41,827 --> 00:15:44,586 taking your mother away from you, and your father-- 278 00:15:44,586 --> 00:15:46,586 - Don't talk about my father. 279 00:15:46,586 --> 00:15:48,793 - Come on Gage, you gotta face the facts, 280 00:15:48,793 --> 00:15:51,344 he just doesn't want you, or your mother. 281 00:15:53,413 --> 00:15:56,413 And Cathy and I, well we're gonna be married. 282 00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:57,689 - She never told me! 283 00:15:57,689 --> 00:15:58,896 [laughing] 284 00:15:58,896 --> 00:16:00,379 - That's because I haven't asked her yet! 285 00:16:00,379 --> 00:16:02,137 But I'm going to tomorrow night. 286 00:16:02,137 --> 00:16:03,758 You know how she feels about me. 287 00:16:05,586 --> 00:16:07,000 Hey! 288 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,413 Hey buddy but what's more important 289 00:16:08,413 --> 00:16:10,103 is how you feel about me. 290 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:10,965 [sighing] 291 00:16:10,965 --> 00:16:11,793 - You're a creep. 292 00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,551 - Did Gage seem a little upset to you? 293 00:16:17,551 --> 00:16:18,793 - No more than usual. 294 00:16:18,793 --> 00:16:20,172 You know Cathy you shouldn't let him spend 295 00:16:20,172 --> 00:16:22,724 so much time with old Cruikshank across the street there. 296 00:16:22,724 --> 00:16:24,931 That guy's the biggest crackpot at the university! 297 00:16:24,931 --> 00:16:28,034 - He's a little eccentric maybe, but he's harmless. 298 00:16:28,034 --> 00:16:30,000 Remember we have a date tomorrow night. 299 00:16:31,137 --> 00:16:32,862 - Bring my appetite with me. 300 00:16:32,862 --> 00:16:35,172 [chuckling] 301 00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:40,068 [poignant music] 302 00:17:01,172 --> 00:17:03,965 [birds chirping] 303 00:17:13,413 --> 00:17:17,413 - Some day I'll be dead, then they'll all be sorry. 304 00:17:17,413 --> 00:17:20,517 [somber organ music] 305 00:17:39,206 --> 00:17:42,551 - He was the cutest boy in school. 306 00:17:42,551 --> 00:17:44,551 If he'd only spoken to me once even. 307 00:17:46,551 --> 00:17:48,000 Now I'll never speak again. 308 00:17:53,310 --> 00:17:55,793 - I'm sorry I acted like such a dreadful puke. 309 00:17:55,793 --> 00:17:57,758 Actually I was merely compensating 310 00:17:57,758 --> 00:18:00,206 for an over-active inferiority complex. 311 00:18:02,758 --> 00:18:04,931 [sobbing] 312 00:18:06,241 --> 00:18:08,586 - I threw his lunch tray against the wall 313 00:18:08,586 --> 00:18:11,172 and now he's dead. 314 00:18:11,172 --> 00:18:13,344 [sobbing] 315 00:18:17,965 --> 00:18:20,000 - Please forgive us dear boy, 316 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:23,517 I'll, I'll take back those 20 hours of study hall. 317 00:18:23,517 --> 00:18:25,000 - And the two demerits! 318 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,551 - Yes, whatever those are. 319 00:18:30,965 --> 00:18:34,655 - Gage, I got arrested, for bigamy. 320 00:18:36,068 --> 00:18:38,379 You mother recognized me on America's Most Wanted. 321 00:18:39,724 --> 00:18:42,172 And Gage, you were right. 322 00:18:43,310 --> 00:18:45,000 I am a creep. 323 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,137 [weeping] 324 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,034 [weeping] 325 00:18:53,034 --> 00:18:53,896 - Gage, 326 00:18:56,206 --> 00:18:59,448 if you can hear me, please forgive us son! 327 00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:04,620 Oh, and by the way, here's that Walkman 328 00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:06,034 you wanted for your birthday. 329 00:19:08,137 --> 00:19:09,931 [sobbing] - Thanks Mom! 330 00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:11,310 I knew you'd get it someday! 331 00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:16,000 - I'm sorry sir, you'll have to be quiet! 332 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,620 You are dead, after all! 333 00:19:18,482 --> 00:19:19,827 - Sorry, I forgot. 334 00:19:21,862 --> 00:19:24,000 [hinges creaking] 335 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,379 [thumping echoing] 336 00:19:27,379 --> 00:19:29,551 [birds chirping] 337 00:19:29,551 --> 00:19:32,482 [foreboding music] 338 00:19:38,172 --> 00:19:40,413 [rustling] 339 00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:46,724 [clattering] 340 00:20:16,379 --> 00:20:17,827 [clunking] [gasping] 341 00:20:17,827 --> 00:20:18,655 [sighing] 342 00:20:18,655 --> 00:20:19,620 I wish I was dead! 343 00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:21,103 - [Munchie] To be or not to be! 344 00:20:21,103 --> 00:20:23,517 To live in a box, or to make merry! 345 00:20:23,517 --> 00:20:25,068 Party time, ariba! 346 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,172 - Who said that? - Me, I did pal! 347 00:20:28,172 --> 00:20:29,413 It's me! 348 00:20:29,413 --> 00:20:30,068 You want I should draw you a map? 349 00:20:30,068 --> 00:20:31,862 Inside the box! 350 00:20:31,862 --> 00:20:33,103 - Inside the box. - Yeah. 351 00:20:33,103 --> 00:20:34,586 - Right. 352 00:20:34,586 --> 00:20:36,206 This is one of those hidden video shows, right? 353 00:20:36,206 --> 00:20:37,793 - Wrong. - Okay you got me, 354 00:20:37,793 --> 00:20:39,413 where are the cameras? - No cameras, 355 00:20:39,413 --> 00:20:41,724 no special effects, just little old me, 356 00:20:41,724 --> 00:20:44,620 inside this little old box, get it? 357 00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:46,034 - How'd you get in there? 358 00:20:46,034 --> 00:20:48,586 - Long story pal, but right now 359 00:20:48,586 --> 00:20:51,517 the secret word is open sesame! 360 00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:53,965 - Who are you? - Ah, listen pal, 361 00:20:53,965 --> 00:20:55,793 you couldn't even pronounce my name, 362 00:20:55,793 --> 00:20:56,793 but I'll tell you what. 363 00:20:56,793 --> 00:20:58,068 You can call me Munchie. 364 00:20:58,068 --> 00:21:00,103 Hey, how 'bout pulling out that pin, 365 00:21:00,103 --> 00:21:01,827 so I can get out of here? 366 00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:03,275 - You won't hurt me? - Hurt you? 367 00:21:03,275 --> 00:21:04,206 [chuckling] 368 00:21:04,206 --> 00:21:05,689 Pal, I'm your new friend! 369 00:21:05,689 --> 00:21:08,275 I help, I dazzle, I make better, 370 00:21:08,275 --> 00:21:10,413 I'm friendly to a fault. 371 00:21:10,413 --> 00:21:12,034 That's it, that's it! [creaking] 372 00:21:12,034 --> 00:21:13,655 Whoa! 373 00:21:13,655 --> 00:21:15,034 Ooh, 374 00:21:15,034 --> 00:21:15,862 just what I always wanted, [hinges creaking] 375 00:21:15,862 --> 00:21:17,448 a room with a view. 376 00:21:17,448 --> 00:21:18,793 [laughing] 377 00:21:18,793 --> 00:21:21,275 [regal music] 378 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:26,448 [fireworks hissing] 379 00:21:31,862 --> 00:21:33,172 ♪ Hello my baby [ragtime music] 380 00:21:33,172 --> 00:21:37,103 ♪ Hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal ♪ 381 00:21:37,103 --> 00:21:39,206 ♪ Send me a kiss by wire 382 00:21:39,206 --> 00:21:42,413 ♪ Oh, baby my heart's on fire 383 00:21:42,413 --> 00:21:44,172 [fireworks whistling] ♪ If you refuse me 384 00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:45,586 ♪ Honey you'll lose me 385 00:21:45,586 --> 00:21:48,000 ♪ Then you'll be left alone, oh baby ♪ 386 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:52,965 ♪ Come on, and tell me I'm your own ♪ 387 00:21:53,517 --> 00:21:54,344 ♪ Hey 388 00:21:54,344 --> 00:21:55,827 I'm losing the crowd! 389 00:21:55,827 --> 00:21:59,103 What'd I do? [fireworks crackling] 390 00:21:59,103 --> 00:22:00,172 - Mom! 391 00:22:00,172 --> 00:22:01,448 Mom where are you? 392 00:22:01,448 --> 00:22:03,241 - Gage, where have you been, 393 00:22:03,241 --> 00:22:05,517 and what have I told you about coming home after dark? 394 00:22:05,517 --> 00:22:08,068 Now your dinner is cold, and I am not going to reheat it! 395 00:22:08,068 --> 00:22:09,413 - I know, but listen! 396 00:22:09,413 --> 00:22:10,758 I was in this old abandoned mine, 397 00:22:10,758 --> 00:22:13,000 and, there was this little creature, 398 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,586 and it jumped out of its box and it started singing! 399 00:22:15,586 --> 00:22:16,620 - It sang? 400 00:22:17,965 --> 00:22:20,000 Gage, you know some day your daydreaming 401 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,689 may make you millions, but right now all it's getting you 402 00:22:22,689 --> 00:22:25,000 is not even a cold dinner, and bed. 403 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,827 - But Mom-- - Listen to me young man, 404 00:22:26,827 --> 00:22:28,620 upstairs, now! [patting] 405 00:22:28,620 --> 00:22:30,310 [sighing] 406 00:22:30,310 --> 00:22:32,896 - [Gage] Maybe I was daydreaming, I liked the funeral. 407 00:22:32,896 --> 00:22:33,724 - The funeral? 408 00:22:34,586 --> 00:22:35,413 What funeral? 409 00:22:35,413 --> 00:22:37,620 - Never mind Mom. 410 00:22:37,620 --> 00:22:40,379 You just better keep on watching America's Most Wanted! 411 00:22:42,724 --> 00:22:43,655 - [Native American] Whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo 412 00:22:43,655 --> 00:22:44,862 whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo! 413 00:22:44,862 --> 00:22:46,586 [soldiers shouting] [guns firing] 414 00:22:46,586 --> 00:22:49,379 - What are you doing here? 415 00:22:49,379 --> 00:22:51,758 - Waiting for you pal, and I am famished. 416 00:22:51,758 --> 00:22:55,000 Oh, what I could do to a quiche Lorraine and a Yoo-hoo. 417 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,620 - How'd you find me? 418 00:22:56,620 --> 00:22:58,482 - Well I'm fast on my feet. 419 00:22:58,482 --> 00:23:00,379 I followed you home pal, real simple. 420 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:03,551 - Then, how did you get here before I did? 421 00:23:03,551 --> 00:23:06,068 - Magic pal, I'm a great magician. 422 00:23:06,068 --> 00:23:07,517 In fact I'm so hungry, 423 00:23:07,517 --> 00:23:10,448 I can make a turkey disappear just like that. 424 00:23:11,517 --> 00:23:13,655 - What are you watching? - Television, 425 00:23:13,655 --> 00:23:15,103 it used to be wonderful. 426 00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:18,482 Now, I think there's just too many darn reruns. 427 00:23:18,482 --> 00:23:19,965 [knocking] 428 00:23:19,965 --> 00:23:22,655 [magical popping] [chimes twinkling] 429 00:23:22,655 --> 00:23:24,448 - [Cathy] Gage? 430 00:23:24,448 --> 00:23:25,275 - Yeah? 431 00:23:26,862 --> 00:23:28,034 [sighing] 432 00:23:28,034 --> 00:23:30,000 - Honey are you talking to yourself? 433 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,724 - Um, yeah I guess I was. 434 00:23:32,724 --> 00:23:34,000 - Well I'm still really upset with you 435 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,724 but I brought you something to eat. 436 00:23:37,137 --> 00:23:38,931 [crickets chirping] Now as soon as you eat that 437 00:23:38,931 --> 00:23:40,655 I want you to go right to bed okay? 438 00:23:42,551 --> 00:23:43,379 - Sure Mom. 439 00:23:48,965 --> 00:23:50,241 I feel fine. 440 00:23:50,241 --> 00:23:51,689 - You sure? - Mhm. 441 00:23:51,689 --> 00:23:52,931 - Okay. 442 00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:54,551 Goodnight Gage. - Goodnight. 443 00:23:58,689 --> 00:24:00,517 [door thumping] - Hey pal! 444 00:24:00,517 --> 00:24:01,758 - Great! - Hmm! 445 00:24:01,758 --> 00:24:03,137 - My mom thinks I'm losing my marbles, 446 00:24:03,137 --> 00:24:04,620 and you won't even let her see you. 447 00:24:04,620 --> 00:24:06,103 [pensive music] - You know where I come from 448 00:24:06,103 --> 00:24:09,000 I'm just ordinary, I mean ordinary, now my father, 449 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,000 oh, there was a guy, what a guy! 450 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,000 He had a pet dinosaur that was paper trained! 451 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,206 [laughing] 452 00:24:16,206 --> 00:24:18,413 Those were the days, what laughs! 453 00:24:18,413 --> 00:24:19,827 But times have changed! 454 00:24:19,827 --> 00:24:21,793 Hey you've been so nice to me I owe you one! 455 00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:24,655 What do you want, ask for it, anything! 456 00:24:24,655 --> 00:24:26,172 Don't matter, what do you need? 457 00:24:27,137 --> 00:24:28,137 - What would I like? 458 00:24:32,172 --> 00:24:33,482 I'd like to be popular, 459 00:24:33,482 --> 00:24:36,517 I'd like Mom not to marry that creep Elliot, 460 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:38,965 I'd like Andrea Kurtz to know I was even alive, 461 00:24:38,965 --> 00:24:40,896 I'd like Principal Thornton to get his, 462 00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:41,793 and, [sighing] 463 00:24:41,793 --> 00:24:43,379 I'd like Aston and Leon 464 00:24:43,379 --> 00:24:45,413 to look like total idiots in front of the entire school, 465 00:24:45,413 --> 00:24:46,620 and I'd like to pass Math. 466 00:24:46,620 --> 00:24:48,482 - No problem, consider it done. 467 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,620 - And right now, I'd rather have a 468 00:24:52,620 --> 00:24:54,689 hot pepperoni pizza than those leftovers. 469 00:24:54,689 --> 00:24:56,862 - Hot pepperoni pizza, you know something kid, 470 00:24:56,862 --> 00:24:58,241 we could be friends. 471 00:24:58,241 --> 00:24:59,758 [laughing] 472 00:24:59,758 --> 00:25:01,896 - It's no use, Mom would never let me call out. 473 00:25:01,896 --> 00:25:02,827 - Call out? 474 00:25:02,827 --> 00:25:04,655 Kid, don't make me laugh! 475 00:25:04,655 --> 00:25:06,724 [magical popping] [whooshing] 476 00:25:06,724 --> 00:25:07,931 I'm hot! 477 00:25:07,931 --> 00:25:09,896 One large pepperoni pizza coming up! 478 00:25:09,896 --> 00:25:12,482 In 30 seconds or you get it free! 479 00:25:12,482 --> 00:25:16,413 [chuckles] Mozzarella, abracadabra. 480 00:25:16,413 --> 00:25:18,931 [perky music] 481 00:25:21,896 --> 00:25:22,827 - Oh boy! 482 00:25:22,827 --> 00:25:24,068 Are you gonna love this-a pizza, 483 00:25:24,068 --> 00:25:25,758 Giuseppe make it special for you 484 00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:27,517 and for you two young lovers! 485 00:25:27,517 --> 00:25:29,689 [speaking foreign language] 486 00:25:29,689 --> 00:25:30,724 Magnifico! 487 00:25:30,724 --> 00:25:32,551 What a super special for two. 488 00:25:32,551 --> 00:25:34,655 [chuckling] 489 00:25:34,655 --> 00:25:37,413 [eerie whirring] 490 00:25:39,551 --> 00:25:41,655 What's goin' on? 491 00:25:41,655 --> 00:25:43,344 Come on! - Yeehaw! 492 00:25:43,344 --> 00:25:45,172 [magical whooshing] [chimes ringing] 493 00:25:45,172 --> 00:25:46,620 Woohoo! 494 00:25:46,620 --> 00:25:48,862 - Nobody steals one of my specials! 495 00:25:48,862 --> 00:25:53,862 [pizza giggling] [perky music] 496 00:25:54,965 --> 00:25:55,965 [screaming] [whooshing] 497 00:25:55,965 --> 00:25:57,137 Can't get away from me! 498 00:25:57,137 --> 00:25:58,896 - Hey you can't leave-a now, come back here! 499 00:25:58,896 --> 00:25:59,689 [chimes ringing] [perky music] 500 00:25:59,689 --> 00:26:02,758 [chef mumbling] 501 00:26:02,758 --> 00:26:04,551 - Let's try Chinese instead! 502 00:26:04,551 --> 00:26:08,586 [whooshing] [mumbling] 503 00:26:08,586 --> 00:26:09,482 Mozzarella. 504 00:26:11,758 --> 00:26:13,379 - Whoa check it out! 505 00:26:13,379 --> 00:26:14,896 [chef grumbling] 506 00:26:14,896 --> 00:26:16,620 [groaning] [engine revving] 507 00:26:16,620 --> 00:26:21,620 [siren wailing] [tires screeching] 508 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,827 - [Officer] All right Frido, hold it right there! 509 00:26:24,827 --> 00:26:28,620 [magical whooshing] [screaming] 510 00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:32,034 - Leave the driving to us. [chimes ringing] 511 00:26:32,034 --> 00:26:35,068 [pizza giggling] [tires screeching] 512 00:26:35,068 --> 00:26:38,448 - Arriba, Arriba! [magical whirring] 513 00:26:38,448 --> 00:26:41,620 - I can smell it from here kid, set the table! 514 00:26:41,620 --> 00:26:42,793 [perky music] 515 00:26:42,793 --> 00:26:44,241 [whooshing] 516 00:26:44,241 --> 00:26:45,448 [heavenly music] 517 00:26:45,448 --> 00:26:47,068 - It's possible. 518 00:26:47,068 --> 00:26:52,000 [magical whirring] [chimes ringing] 519 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000 - Yeehaw! [dramatic music] 520 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,206 - Whoa, an unidentified flying pizza! 521 00:26:56,206 --> 00:26:58,862 - And you don't have to tip the driver! 522 00:26:58,862 --> 00:27:01,344 Smells good, let's dig in! 523 00:27:01,344 --> 00:27:02,689 - Anchovies? 524 00:27:02,689 --> 00:27:03,965 I hate anchovies. 525 00:27:03,965 --> 00:27:05,931 - Just eat around 'em, I'm starving. 526 00:27:06,827 --> 00:27:08,241 - Can you make anything fly? 527 00:27:08,241 --> 00:27:10,379 - I have a little trouble with alphabet soup. 528 00:27:10,379 --> 00:27:11,724 I keep dropping the letters. 529 00:27:11,724 --> 00:27:12,586 [chuckling] 530 00:27:12,586 --> 00:27:14,206 Oh and I mimic voices! 531 00:27:14,206 --> 00:27:15,965 You should hear my Clark Gable. 532 00:27:15,965 --> 00:27:16,793 [crickets chirping] 533 00:27:16,793 --> 00:27:18,241 - Who? 534 00:27:18,241 --> 00:27:20,344 - Oh, I guess I'm gonna have to update my material. 535 00:27:20,344 --> 00:27:21,517 - I don't get it. 536 00:27:21,517 --> 00:27:22,896 If you have all these magical powers, 537 00:27:22,896 --> 00:27:25,068 I mean, how come you couldn't get out of that box? 538 00:27:25,068 --> 00:27:26,965 - Look, if I'm trapped inside something 539 00:27:26,965 --> 00:27:28,931 I just can't say hocus-pocus and escape, 540 00:27:28,931 --> 00:27:30,551 I just have limits that's all! 541 00:27:30,551 --> 00:27:33,482 Everybody's got limits, gimme a break. 542 00:27:33,482 --> 00:27:34,931 - How long were you in there? 543 00:27:34,931 --> 00:27:37,862 - A long time, a long, long time. 544 00:27:37,862 --> 00:27:40,827 Put it this way pal, if I was making house payments, 545 00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:42,655 I'd own the sucker by now! 546 00:27:42,655 --> 00:27:43,758 Where's the Tabasco? 547 00:27:45,448 --> 00:27:47,068 [contented music] 548 00:27:47,068 --> 00:27:48,620 [growling] 549 00:27:48,620 --> 00:27:49,758 Come to poppa! 550 00:27:49,758 --> 00:27:54,310 [munching] [chuckling] 551 00:27:55,655 --> 00:27:56,517 [burping] 552 00:27:56,517 --> 00:27:57,758 Sorry, slipped out. 553 00:27:57,758 --> 00:27:59,655 - Can't believe we ate that entire pizza. 554 00:27:59,655 --> 00:28:01,310 - Hey how about some blueberry cheesecake? 555 00:28:01,310 --> 00:28:04,206 It doesn't travel well, but I do love a challenge! 556 00:28:04,206 --> 00:28:05,034 [sighing] 557 00:28:05,034 --> 00:28:06,068 - I don't think so. 558 00:28:06,068 --> 00:28:07,344 - Come to think of it 559 00:28:07,344 --> 00:28:09,068 I got enough gas to drive to Cleveland! 560 00:28:09,068 --> 00:28:11,275 - Hey, where you gonna sleep tonight? 561 00:28:11,275 --> 00:28:14,206 - Pal, any place is an improvement over that box! 562 00:28:14,206 --> 00:28:17,482 Actually, I was hoping to sort of bunk down with you! 563 00:28:17,482 --> 00:28:18,931 - Sure. 564 00:28:18,931 --> 00:28:20,689 You're gonna have to make your own bed though. 565 00:28:20,689 --> 00:28:22,137 - Don't worry about me pal. 566 00:28:22,137 --> 00:28:24,310 Hammer, nails, I come prepared. 567 00:28:24,310 --> 00:28:26,586 [laughing] 568 00:28:31,103 --> 00:28:33,344 I gotta update my material. 569 00:28:37,034 --> 00:28:39,344 [snoring] 570 00:28:39,344 --> 00:28:42,103 [charming music] 571 00:28:44,103 --> 00:28:46,275 [snoring] 572 00:28:59,758 --> 00:29:01,413 - Goodnight Munchie. 573 00:29:05,620 --> 00:29:07,793 [snoring] 574 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,275 [pleasant music] 575 00:29:24,275 --> 00:29:27,172 [knocking] 576 00:29:27,172 --> 00:29:28,413 - Better shake a leg Gage 577 00:29:28,413 --> 00:29:30,000 or you won't have time for breakfast. 578 00:29:30,931 --> 00:29:32,413 [door thumping] [chimes ringing] 579 00:29:32,413 --> 00:29:34,448 [sighing] 580 00:29:34,448 --> 00:29:35,551 - Coming Mom. 581 00:29:40,965 --> 00:29:42,586 [suspenseful music] 582 00:29:42,586 --> 00:29:43,413 Munchie? 583 00:29:52,172 --> 00:29:53,758 Munchie? 584 00:29:53,758 --> 00:29:54,586 Munchie? 585 00:29:57,413 --> 00:29:59,000 Not even a goodbye. 586 00:30:00,758 --> 00:30:03,931 [students chattering] 587 00:30:16,379 --> 00:30:19,103 [romantic music] 588 00:30:50,586 --> 00:30:53,724 [students chattering] 589 00:30:57,482 --> 00:30:58,448 [gulping] 590 00:30:58,448 --> 00:30:59,862 - Thank you Leon. 591 00:30:59,862 --> 00:31:02,758 Now that I have your undivided attention Dobson, 592 00:31:02,758 --> 00:31:05,344 there are a few points I'd like to impress on you. 593 00:31:05,344 --> 00:31:07,275 - I'd listen to him if I were you. 594 00:31:07,275 --> 00:31:10,344 - First, stay away from Andrea Kurtz. 595 00:31:10,344 --> 00:31:13,551 She's my girl, for as long as I may want her, understood? 596 00:31:13,551 --> 00:31:15,862 - Understood! - Second! 597 00:31:15,862 --> 00:31:17,896 Andrea and myself will be performing at 598 00:31:17,896 --> 00:31:20,241 the Talent Contest this afternoon. 599 00:31:20,241 --> 00:31:21,931 Somehow you got yourself appointed 600 00:31:21,931 --> 00:31:24,000 Stage Manager for this event. 601 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,172 You foul up one time during my performance, 602 00:31:27,172 --> 00:31:28,862 and I let Leon loose on you. 603 00:31:28,862 --> 00:31:30,689 - I like to break things. 604 00:31:30,689 --> 00:31:33,172 - He usually starts with the legs. 605 00:31:33,172 --> 00:31:35,344 I trust I've made myself clear? 606 00:31:35,344 --> 00:31:37,448 You may nod your head in agreement. 607 00:31:37,448 --> 00:31:38,896 Thank you Leon. 608 00:31:38,896 --> 00:31:41,862 Let us proceed to our first class. 609 00:31:50,620 --> 00:31:51,724 [cheerful music] 610 00:31:51,724 --> 00:31:52,758 - So pal I'm ready! 611 00:31:52,758 --> 00:31:54,379 Where's cheerleader practice? 612 00:31:54,379 --> 00:31:55,862 [bell ringing] - What are you doing here? 613 00:31:55,862 --> 00:31:57,000 - I missed your face pal. 614 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,206 [chuckling] 615 00:31:58,206 --> 00:31:59,413 - No, what are you doing here at school? 616 00:31:59,413 --> 00:32:01,103 - I'm here at school because we got a 617 00:32:01,103 --> 00:32:03,068 long list of things that's gotta be done, 618 00:32:03,068 --> 00:32:05,310 and that's my problem, I take it that those 619 00:32:05,310 --> 00:32:07,655 are the guys that you're having trouble with? 620 00:32:07,655 --> 00:32:09,620 - Yeah, Ashton and Leon. 621 00:32:09,620 --> 00:32:12,034 - I don't think I like the way they talk to you! 622 00:32:12,034 --> 00:32:13,896 You know what they say, the bigger they are, 623 00:32:13,896 --> 00:32:15,310 the harder they fall! 624 00:32:15,310 --> 00:32:17,586 - No, the bigger they are the harder you fall! 625 00:32:17,586 --> 00:32:19,551 - Hey, let's not quibble over details, 626 00:32:19,551 --> 00:32:22,379 besides, I rely totally on cunning, 627 00:32:22,379 --> 00:32:25,793 ruthlessness, and sheer animal instinct! 628 00:32:26,896 --> 00:32:28,137 - W-What do you mean? - Listen pal, 629 00:32:28,137 --> 00:32:30,482 anyone who's been to a lingerie sale 630 00:32:30,482 --> 00:32:33,965 at JCPenny knows exactly what I mean, but I digress. 631 00:32:33,965 --> 00:32:36,413 I gotta take care of your math grades, bye! 632 00:32:36,413 --> 00:32:37,241 - But-- [magical popping] 633 00:32:37,241 --> 00:32:38,931 [chimes ringing] 634 00:32:38,931 --> 00:32:41,793 [suspenseful music] 635 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:46,793 [keyboard clacking] [telephone ringing] 636 00:32:51,034 --> 00:32:56,000 [playfully furtive music] [Munchie chuckling] 637 00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:00,620 [whistling] 638 00:33:02,655 --> 00:33:06,034 [keyboard clacking] 639 00:33:06,034 --> 00:33:08,034 [chimes ringing] - Oh Miss Laurel, 640 00:33:08,034 --> 00:33:10,517 may I see you in my office a moment please? 641 00:33:10,517 --> 00:33:12,689 - I'll be right there Mr. Thornton! 642 00:33:19,517 --> 00:33:20,896 [furtive music] - Look at this! 643 00:33:20,896 --> 00:33:23,482 They hey hey, they've come a long way 644 00:33:23,482 --> 00:33:24,758 since I invented UNIVAC. 645 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,758 - You called me Mr. Thornton? 646 00:33:29,862 --> 00:33:33,517 - No, but it's always good to see you, Marilyn. 647 00:33:33,517 --> 00:33:36,000 [saucy music] 648 00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:40,000 - Okay, here we go, [keyboard clacking] 649 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,827 let's see what kind of grades this kid's got. 650 00:33:44,551 --> 00:33:46,241 [bell ringing] C, B, D. 651 00:33:46,241 --> 00:33:47,482 [chuckling] 652 00:33:47,482 --> 00:33:49,931 Oh no, I think we can do better than that. 653 00:33:49,931 --> 00:33:51,379 [chuckling] 654 00:33:51,379 --> 00:33:52,517 Here we go. 655 00:33:54,586 --> 00:33:58,172 Right, abracadabra, thank you! [chimes ringing] 656 00:33:58,172 --> 00:34:00,000 - [Marilyn] I could have sworn you buzzed me. 657 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,137 - Hey, what's going on here? - Marilyn, I always get 658 00:34:02,137 --> 00:34:03,620 a buzz out of you! 659 00:34:03,620 --> 00:34:07,344 - But Mr. Thornton, I distinctly heard you call me. 660 00:34:07,344 --> 00:34:08,172 - Mr. Thornton. 661 00:34:09,620 --> 00:34:11,793 Must we be so, formal? 662 00:34:12,965 --> 00:34:15,344 - I should go back to my office. 663 00:34:15,344 --> 00:34:18,000 - I can't tell you what it's been like these past few weeks, 664 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:21,000 you, sitting out there every day and me, 665 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:26,000 so close, and yet so far, from paradise! 666 00:34:27,137 --> 00:34:28,413 - I gotta share this with somebody! 667 00:34:29,758 --> 00:34:31,689 - But I thought we agreed we couldn't go on! 668 00:34:31,689 --> 00:34:34,034 - I know, I know, we both have our positions 669 00:34:34,034 --> 00:34:35,620 in the community but I don't care about 670 00:34:35,620 --> 00:34:40,000 anyone or anything except you, bunny-cakes! 671 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,896 - Oh, that's not fair! 672 00:34:42,896 --> 00:34:44,793 You know I can't resist you when you call 673 00:34:44,793 --> 00:34:47,517 [slide whistle descending] me bunny-cakes, snooky-poo! 674 00:34:48,689 --> 00:34:51,793 - Then you do still care, lovey-lumps? 675 00:34:52,931 --> 00:34:55,068 - [Marilyn] Oh lamby-kins. 676 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,517 [lips smacking] 677 00:34:57,517 --> 00:34:59,275 - [Thornton] Honey muffin! 678 00:34:59,275 --> 00:35:01,206 - [Marilyn] Snuggy bear! 679 00:35:01,206 --> 00:35:03,034 [lips smacking] 680 00:35:03,034 --> 00:35:04,689 - Angel thighs! 681 00:35:04,689 --> 00:35:05,827 [lips smacking] - Class I want you 682 00:35:05,827 --> 00:35:07,655 to go over these problems while I'm gone 683 00:35:07,655 --> 00:35:09,000 and remember, no talking! 684 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:12,793 - [Thornton] My little summer squash! 685 00:35:12,793 --> 00:35:15,103 [lips smacking] - Pumpkin nose! 686 00:35:15,103 --> 00:35:17,275 [laughing] [squealing] 687 00:35:17,275 --> 00:35:19,448 - [Thornton] Strudel lips! 688 00:35:22,551 --> 00:35:23,896 - Gotta be Munchie! 689 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,241 - [Marilyn] Lamby-kins! 690 00:35:28,241 --> 00:35:30,448 [hinges creaking] - Honey muffin! 691 00:35:30,448 --> 00:35:31,586 - Ooh! [lips smacking] 692 00:35:31,586 --> 00:35:32,965 - [Marilyn] Poopsie-doodle! 693 00:35:33,827 --> 00:35:36,241 [throat clearing] 694 00:35:36,241 --> 00:35:38,275 [coughing] 695 00:35:38,275 --> 00:35:39,862 - Mrs. Blaylok! 696 00:35:39,862 --> 00:35:42,689 It is customary to knock before entering my office! 697 00:35:42,689 --> 00:35:45,068 I have certain rights to privacy you know! 698 00:35:45,068 --> 00:35:47,827 - Well none that you've been exercising! 699 00:35:47,827 --> 00:35:51,000 - I was just helping Miss Laurel, 700 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,068 put in her contact lenses. 701 00:35:53,068 --> 00:35:56,827 I hope you haven't misconstrued this little scene. 702 00:35:56,827 --> 00:35:59,862 - No, but I can't speak for the entire school. 703 00:35:59,862 --> 00:36:01,758 You public address system is on, 704 00:36:01,758 --> 00:36:05,000 and you have been broadcasting to every classroom! 705 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,068 - I did what? 706 00:36:06,068 --> 00:36:08,000 [dramatic music] 707 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,827 It can't be I. 708 00:36:09,827 --> 00:36:11,172 Every word we've said? 709 00:36:12,137 --> 00:36:14,931 - That's right, snookie-poo! 710 00:36:15,965 --> 00:36:18,862 [depressing music] 711 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,862 [whistling] [chuckling] 712 00:36:24,862 --> 00:36:27,551 - Yeah, so long snookie-poo. 713 00:36:27,551 --> 00:36:28,620 [chuckling] 714 00:36:28,620 --> 00:36:31,068 [chimes ringing] [whistling] 715 00:36:31,068 --> 00:36:33,862 [pleasant music] 716 00:36:38,827 --> 00:36:40,620 [chimes ringing] - Well, don't you ever 717 00:36:40,620 --> 00:36:42,172 wash these out? 718 00:36:42,172 --> 00:36:44,896 - I wasn't expecting visitors in there. 719 00:36:44,896 --> 00:36:46,620 - Well, I took care of your grades, 720 00:36:46,620 --> 00:36:48,896 and that stuffed shirt Thornton. 721 00:36:48,896 --> 00:36:50,482 Now the fun really starts! 722 00:36:50,482 --> 00:36:51,655 [chuckling] 723 00:36:51,655 --> 00:36:53,103 - Look, I know you're trying to help, 724 00:36:53,103 --> 00:36:54,896 but if anything goes wrong, I'm the one who gets in trouble! 725 00:36:54,896 --> 00:36:58,034 - Relax pal, everything is copacetic! 726 00:36:58,034 --> 00:36:59,517 Just be cool! 727 00:36:59,517 --> 00:37:02,103 Uh-oh, time for me to make like Gabriel and blow. 728 00:37:02,103 --> 00:37:02,965 [chuckling] 729 00:37:02,965 --> 00:37:05,172 [slamming] 730 00:37:15,275 --> 00:37:17,793 [tense music] 731 00:37:20,103 --> 00:37:22,413 [whip cracking] 732 00:37:22,413 --> 00:37:23,655 - What'd you do that for? 733 00:37:23,655 --> 00:37:26,379 - 'Cause I wanted to, what's it to 'ya Dobson? 734 00:37:26,379 --> 00:37:27,758 - Well. 735 00:37:27,758 --> 00:37:29,344 - That's right, nothing. 736 00:37:30,517 --> 00:37:31,724 - [Munchie] I didn't think you did anything 737 00:37:31,724 --> 00:37:34,137 without asking your boyfriend first. 738 00:37:34,137 --> 00:37:35,586 - Shut up! 739 00:37:35,586 --> 00:37:36,827 Just shut up! 740 00:37:36,827 --> 00:37:39,275 You think I'm Ashton's flunky or something? 741 00:37:39,275 --> 00:37:40,965 - The idea never crossed my mind! 742 00:37:40,965 --> 00:37:42,448 - Well make sure it doesn't! 743 00:37:42,448 --> 00:37:44,000 Now I don't want to hear another word from you, 744 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,103 understand, dweeb? 745 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,206 - [Munchie] Stooge. 746 00:37:48,206 --> 00:37:49,931 - What was that? 747 00:37:49,931 --> 00:37:51,068 [knocking] 748 00:37:51,068 --> 00:37:52,758 - Nothing, I didn't say anything! 749 00:37:54,862 --> 00:37:56,448 - [Munchie] Kiss ass. 750 00:37:56,448 --> 00:37:58,068 [knocking] 751 00:37:58,068 --> 00:37:59,172 - Why you little-- 752 00:37:59,172 --> 00:38:01,620 [metallic slamming] Ah! 753 00:38:01,620 --> 00:38:04,413 You hit me, you little twerp you hit me! 754 00:38:04,413 --> 00:38:05,655 - I never touched you, I swear! 755 00:38:05,655 --> 00:38:06,896 [suspenseful music] [doors clattering] 756 00:38:06,896 --> 00:38:10,068 You are gonna be sorry you were ever born! 757 00:38:10,068 --> 00:38:10,931 - Geronimo! 758 00:38:10,931 --> 00:38:13,103 [water splashing] 759 00:38:13,103 --> 00:38:15,586 - [Leon] I can't see, I'm blind! 760 00:38:15,586 --> 00:38:18,103 [chuckling] 761 00:38:18,103 --> 00:38:19,379 [brakes squealing] 762 00:38:19,379 --> 00:38:20,344 [whistling] [grunting] 763 00:38:20,344 --> 00:38:24,793 [thumping] [chuckling] 764 00:38:26,517 --> 00:38:28,931 - Okay kid, I've evened up the odds. 765 00:38:28,931 --> 00:38:30,275 The ball's in your court! 766 00:38:30,275 --> 00:38:32,551 [slamming] 767 00:38:37,068 --> 00:38:40,000 - I am gonna kill, 768 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:40,862 you. 769 00:38:42,241 --> 00:38:44,758 [tense music] 770 00:39:03,965 --> 00:39:08,965 [fist thudding] [screaming] 771 00:39:14,689 --> 00:39:17,448 [shower spewing] 772 00:39:20,103 --> 00:39:21,931 [clapping] [cheering] 773 00:39:21,931 --> 00:39:24,172 - All right, break it up! 774 00:39:24,172 --> 00:39:25,862 Guys get changed for class, 775 00:39:25,862 --> 00:39:27,413 Gage we gotta talk! 776 00:39:28,862 --> 00:39:31,724 Now look, we both know that Dabbit's been asking for this 777 00:39:31,724 --> 00:39:33,344 for a long time but you know the rules, 778 00:39:33,344 --> 00:39:34,793 no fighting in the locker room, right? 779 00:39:34,793 --> 00:39:36,275 - Yes sir. 780 00:39:36,275 --> 00:39:37,862 - All right I'm not gonna write you up this time, 781 00:39:37,862 --> 00:39:39,448 but if Principal Thornton gets ahold of this 782 00:39:39,448 --> 00:39:41,206 you know it's gonna be bad news. 783 00:39:41,206 --> 00:39:42,724 - So what else is new? 784 00:39:42,724 --> 00:39:44,034 - All right, go get changed for class, 785 00:39:44,034 --> 00:39:45,551 I'll write you up a hall pass. 786 00:39:47,862 --> 00:39:48,689 Hey Gage. 787 00:39:50,103 --> 00:39:52,517 Why don't you try out for the football team on Monday? 788 00:39:52,517 --> 00:39:53,724 - I don't like football. 789 00:39:55,068 --> 00:39:57,206 - That's a shame, it looks like our star player 790 00:39:57,206 --> 00:39:59,137 is gonna be out of commission for a while. 791 00:39:59,137 --> 00:40:00,758 [cheerful music] 792 00:40:00,758 --> 00:40:02,862 [water splashing] [whimsical music] 793 00:40:02,862 --> 00:40:05,103 [groaning] 794 00:40:09,275 --> 00:40:12,620 [peppy accordion music] 795 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:23,068 [audience chuckling] 796 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,206 - [Munchie] Greetings and salutations my lord. 797 00:40:27,206 --> 00:40:28,517 [chuckling] 798 00:40:28,517 --> 00:40:29,793 Hi pal! 799 00:40:29,793 --> 00:40:31,275 - What are you doing here? 800 00:40:31,275 --> 00:40:33,103 Look, if you get me in another fight-- 801 00:40:33,103 --> 00:40:35,448 - Maintain your composure dear boy, 802 00:40:35,448 --> 00:40:37,689 fear not, I have no intention of 803 00:40:37,689 --> 00:40:40,551 turning this cultural event into a brouhaha! 804 00:40:40,551 --> 00:40:42,862 In point of fact, I am here to witness 805 00:40:42,862 --> 00:40:45,000 a performance of my play! 806 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,241 - Your play? 807 00:40:46,241 --> 00:40:48,862 Romeo and Juliet was written by Shakespeare. 808 00:40:48,862 --> 00:40:50,620 - A common misconception, 809 00:40:50,620 --> 00:40:52,862 according to an unimpeachable source, 810 00:40:52,862 --> 00:40:55,413 namely myself, William Shakespeare could not 811 00:40:55,413 --> 00:40:57,655 compose a shopping list without my help! 812 00:40:57,655 --> 00:40:59,551 - Well I don't care who wrote what, 813 00:40:59,551 --> 00:41:01,034 just don't get into any trouble, okay? 814 00:41:01,034 --> 00:41:03,965 - Fear not my Lord, I hereby swear, 815 00:41:03,965 --> 00:41:06,862 to conduct myself with a maximum of decorum. 816 00:41:06,862 --> 00:41:08,000 [laughing] 817 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:12,689 [magical popping] [whooshing] 818 00:41:14,931 --> 00:41:17,241 [applause] [shouting] 819 00:41:17,241 --> 00:41:18,689 [booing] 820 00:41:18,689 --> 00:41:22,827 - Thank you Melody, for another, memorable accordion solo. 821 00:41:22,827 --> 00:41:25,241 - [Boy] Hey snookie-poo, how's bunny-cakes? 822 00:41:25,241 --> 00:41:26,172 [laughing] - All right, 823 00:41:26,172 --> 00:41:27,379 a little less noise there! 824 00:41:30,172 --> 00:41:33,000 And now, to conclude today's assembly, 825 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,551 a special treat, 826 00:41:34,551 --> 00:41:37,275 the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet, 827 00:41:37,275 --> 00:41:40,310 performed by two of our most promising students, 828 00:41:40,310 --> 00:41:43,103 Ashton Huwit, and Andrea Kurtz. 829 00:41:43,103 --> 00:41:47,068 The curtain please! [applauding] 830 00:41:47,068 --> 00:41:51,000 ["Greensleeves" by Henry VIII] 831 00:41:54,344 --> 00:41:55,620 - But soft! 832 00:41:55,620 --> 00:41:57,931 What light through yonder window breaks? 833 00:41:57,931 --> 00:42:02,896 [glass shattering] [laughing] 834 00:42:03,620 --> 00:42:04,862 - Ask and ye shall get. 835 00:42:07,620 --> 00:42:11,827 - It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. 836 00:42:11,827 --> 00:42:15,034 Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon. 837 00:42:16,103 --> 00:42:21,103 [glass shattering] [laughing] 838 00:42:22,862 --> 00:42:24,620 - Good enough for you bubala? 839 00:42:24,620 --> 00:42:26,965 [screaming] 840 00:42:28,103 --> 00:42:31,517 - See how she leans her cheek, upon her hand! 841 00:42:31,517 --> 00:42:34,448 Oh that I was a glove upon that hand, 842 00:42:34,448 --> 00:42:36,482 - Whoops! - So I might touch that cheek! 843 00:42:37,689 --> 00:42:38,517 [whistling] [clanking] 844 00:42:38,517 --> 00:42:40,793 [laughing] 845 00:42:51,379 --> 00:42:52,862 - Oh Romeo, Romeo! 846 00:42:54,241 --> 00:42:55,862 Wherefore art thou Romeo? 847 00:42:57,275 --> 00:43:00,724 - With love's light wings did I o'er perch these walls. 848 00:43:00,724 --> 00:43:03,931 For stony limits cannot hold love out. 849 00:43:03,931 --> 00:43:05,344 [audience snickering] 850 00:43:05,344 --> 00:43:06,551 - Ipso-facto, 851 00:43:06,551 --> 00:43:08,206 [magical jingling] pantso-off-o! 852 00:43:08,206 --> 00:43:13,206 [cloth ripping] [laughing] 853 00:43:24,172 --> 00:43:26,275 - Close the curtain, close the curtain! 854 00:43:26,275 --> 00:43:27,275 - The scene isn't over yet! 855 00:43:27,275 --> 00:43:28,413 - I'll decide when it's over! 856 00:43:28,413 --> 00:43:29,310 Close the curtain! 857 00:43:31,655 --> 00:43:34,000 [laughing] 858 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,344 Get those kids to the dressing room. 859 00:43:37,793 --> 00:43:39,896 Well yesterday was bad, 860 00:43:39,896 --> 00:43:42,931 but today was a real red-letter day for you, Dobson! 861 00:43:43,827 --> 00:43:45,275 I don't know how you did it, 862 00:43:45,275 --> 00:43:47,379 but you managed to change your grades, 863 00:43:47,379 --> 00:43:50,137 beat up Leon Daggit and arrange that little, 864 00:43:50,137 --> 00:43:52,206 incident in my office. 865 00:43:52,206 --> 00:43:54,448 And when I can prove your responsibility 866 00:43:54,448 --> 00:43:57,482 in these matters, it'll be my personal pleasure, 867 00:43:57,482 --> 00:44:00,448 to have you expelled from school, permanently. 868 00:44:01,724 --> 00:44:04,965 [sorrowful music] 869 00:44:04,965 --> 00:44:07,344 - Well Pal, do I take care of ya, 870 00:44:07,344 --> 00:44:10,620 or do I take care of ya? 871 00:44:10,620 --> 00:44:12,103 - Yeah you took care of things all right. 872 00:44:12,103 --> 00:44:14,206 Thanks to you I'm gonna get expelled from school! 873 00:44:14,206 --> 00:44:15,413 [sighing] 874 00:44:15,413 --> 00:44:16,620 Look, I know you're trying to help, 875 00:44:16,620 --> 00:44:18,551 but you're just making things worse! 876 00:44:18,551 --> 00:44:19,551 - But I haven't helped you with 877 00:44:19,551 --> 00:44:21,103 your mother's creepy boyfriend! 878 00:44:21,103 --> 00:44:22,655 And, what about the lovely, 879 00:44:22,655 --> 00:44:23,482 [whistling] 880 00:44:23,482 --> 00:44:25,000 Andrea? 881 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,241 [sighing] 882 00:44:26,241 --> 00:44:27,517 - Look you can help me by leaving me alone. 883 00:44:27,517 --> 00:44:29,931 If I'm gonna foul up I'd rather do it by myself. 884 00:44:29,931 --> 00:44:30,896 Why don't you go back to your box 885 00:44:30,896 --> 00:44:32,448 and find yourself a new friend? 886 00:44:33,896 --> 00:44:34,724 - Hey! 887 00:44:34,724 --> 00:44:36,103 Where'd everybody go? 888 00:44:36,103 --> 00:44:37,172 Hey pal, pal! 889 00:44:38,448 --> 00:44:43,448 [scraping] [poignant music] 890 00:44:51,620 --> 00:44:55,551 [Professor Cruikshank singing] 891 00:45:08,068 --> 00:45:10,206 [chimes jingling] 892 00:45:10,206 --> 00:45:11,931 [knocking] 893 00:45:11,931 --> 00:45:14,137 - Who is it? - It's Gage! 894 00:45:14,137 --> 00:45:16,758 - Gage my friend, come on in! 895 00:45:16,758 --> 00:45:21,758 [door clattering] [hinges creaking] 896 00:45:25,827 --> 00:45:27,000 [clunking] 897 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:31,551 Gage, Gage, what are you schlepping in here? 898 00:45:31,551 --> 00:45:33,862 - I was hoping you could tell me. 899 00:45:33,862 --> 00:45:35,586 It's something I found. 900 00:45:35,586 --> 00:45:36,896 - Where did you find this? 901 00:45:37,862 --> 00:45:38,827 This is incredible! 902 00:45:39,724 --> 00:45:41,137 - You mean it's valuable? 903 00:45:41,137 --> 00:45:44,137 - It's not only valuable, it is invaluable! 904 00:45:46,586 --> 00:45:49,103 Was there something in here? 905 00:45:49,103 --> 00:45:51,448 - I know you're not gonna believe this but, 906 00:45:51,448 --> 00:45:54,379 there was this little creature in there. 907 00:45:54,379 --> 00:45:55,793 [gasping] 908 00:45:55,793 --> 00:45:57,965 - Don't move, you stay right there, don't move! 909 00:45:57,965 --> 00:46:00,724 Don't breath, don't breath, and don't move! 910 00:46:00,724 --> 00:46:03,448 Just stay right there, don't do anything at all, 911 00:46:03,448 --> 00:46:06,310 don't do anything, here, here, here, here! 912 00:46:06,310 --> 00:46:07,620 Let me show you something! 913 00:46:09,551 --> 00:46:11,000 Did it look like this? 914 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:14,862 - That's him! 915 00:46:16,620 --> 00:46:18,000 - [Professor] And, and this? 916 00:46:19,482 --> 00:46:20,310 - That, that too! 917 00:46:21,206 --> 00:46:22,379 - How about this? 918 00:46:24,310 --> 00:46:26,655 - Is he that old? - He's way older than that! 919 00:46:26,655 --> 00:46:29,241 Do you, do you, do you know what you've found? 920 00:46:29,241 --> 00:46:30,482 - I just want to get rid of him, 921 00:46:30,482 --> 00:46:32,655 before my entire life goes down the drain. 922 00:46:32,655 --> 00:46:33,620 - You talked with him? 923 00:46:33,620 --> 00:46:35,137 [sighing] - Yeah. 924 00:46:35,137 --> 00:46:36,931 He keeps calling me pal. 925 00:46:36,931 --> 00:46:37,758 - Pal. 926 00:46:39,310 --> 00:46:42,862 Could, could you introduce him to me? 927 00:46:42,862 --> 00:46:45,862 - I don't know, I told him to get lost. 928 00:46:45,862 --> 00:46:48,689 But, I have a feeling I haven't seen the last of him. 929 00:46:48,689 --> 00:46:50,517 - Well, do the best you can. 930 00:46:50,517 --> 00:46:52,000 In the meantime, 931 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,827 can, can I keep the box here so I can study these symbols? 932 00:46:54,827 --> 00:46:55,655 - Sure. 933 00:46:55,655 --> 00:46:57,793 I mean, it's his box. 934 00:46:57,793 --> 00:47:00,206 And, if he wants it back, I'll send him over to get it. 935 00:47:00,206 --> 00:47:03,000 - Yes, yes, that would be fine, that would be fine! 936 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:06,034 [door creaking] 937 00:47:06,034 --> 00:47:07,586 [gasping] 938 00:47:07,586 --> 00:47:10,724 I have about two or three million questions I could ask him. 939 00:47:10,724 --> 00:47:13,965 [perky cheerful music] 940 00:47:18,689 --> 00:47:20,931 [whirling] 941 00:47:25,896 --> 00:47:27,689 - Hey, sometimes you got to help people, 942 00:47:27,689 --> 00:47:29,448 in spite of themselves! 943 00:47:29,448 --> 00:47:32,000 [clanking] 944 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,517 [door shutting] 945 00:47:34,517 --> 00:47:35,758 - Hey Mom! 946 00:47:35,758 --> 00:47:36,931 It looks like you're making a real dinner. 947 00:47:36,931 --> 00:47:38,655 - Well I have actually been known 948 00:47:38,655 --> 00:47:40,310 to cook on occasion you know. 949 00:47:40,310 --> 00:47:42,517 - Yeah, when Dad was here. 950 00:47:42,517 --> 00:47:43,758 [doorbell ringing] - Oh honey, 951 00:47:43,758 --> 00:47:44,758 I think that's Elliot, would you get that? 952 00:47:44,758 --> 00:47:46,103 I'm gonna bast the chicken. 953 00:47:51,241 --> 00:47:52,620 - Hey guy! 954 00:47:52,620 --> 00:47:54,000 Make that football team yet? 955 00:47:55,137 --> 00:47:57,000 - No, but I decked the star quarterback. 956 00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:00,275 - Great, hey, listen Gage, got a little favor to ask you. 957 00:48:00,275 --> 00:48:02,206 - Want me to get lost, right? 958 00:48:02,206 --> 00:48:03,827 [chuckling] 959 00:48:03,827 --> 00:48:05,586 - Well I wouldn't put it exactly like that. 960 00:48:05,586 --> 00:48:07,517 But I would like to be alone with your mother 961 00:48:07,517 --> 00:48:10,655 for a little while, I have something very important 962 00:48:10,655 --> 00:48:12,344 I want to discuss with her. 963 00:48:12,344 --> 00:48:14,344 - Don't I have anything to say about it? 964 00:48:14,344 --> 00:48:16,827 - Look Gage, I'm gonna be your new father 965 00:48:16,827 --> 00:48:18,586 whether you like it or not. 966 00:48:18,586 --> 00:48:20,724 Now you can either be on my team, 967 00:48:20,724 --> 00:48:22,620 or you can be my opponent. 968 00:48:22,620 --> 00:48:23,620 The choice is yours. 969 00:48:24,827 --> 00:48:26,689 - No, the choice is Mom's. 970 00:48:26,689 --> 00:48:27,517 [sighing] 971 00:48:27,517 --> 00:48:28,344 - Hi. 972 00:48:29,551 --> 00:48:32,172 Well, dinner will be ready in 20 minutes. 973 00:48:32,172 --> 00:48:33,793 I'm glad to see you two getting along so well. 974 00:48:33,793 --> 00:48:36,586 - Well Gage and I are just having a little male bonding. 975 00:48:37,862 --> 00:48:39,344 - Champagne? 976 00:48:39,344 --> 00:48:42,482 - 85 bucks a bottle babe, and worth every penny of it. 977 00:48:43,862 --> 00:48:45,310 - Mom? 978 00:48:45,310 --> 00:48:47,000 I'm not really that hungry, I'm going to go upstairs 979 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,172 and finish some homework. 980 00:48:48,172 --> 00:48:49,586 - Well, are you feeling okay, honey? 981 00:48:49,586 --> 00:48:52,482 - Yeah I'm fine, I'll eat later. 982 00:48:52,482 --> 00:48:53,931 - It'll be cold. 983 00:48:53,931 --> 00:48:57,068 - It's okay, kinda getting use to it that way. 984 00:48:57,068 --> 00:49:00,068 [footsteps thudding] 985 00:49:02,931 --> 00:49:04,482 - Sometimes I worry about him. 986 00:49:04,482 --> 00:49:06,379 - Oh, he'll be just fine. 987 00:49:06,379 --> 00:49:08,862 What he needs is a man's influence. 988 00:49:08,862 --> 00:49:10,344 - Well his father wasn't much of a father 989 00:49:10,344 --> 00:49:12,068 but Gage loved him. 990 00:49:12,068 --> 00:49:14,482 - Now, that's all in the past. 991 00:49:14,482 --> 00:49:16,758 You should be more concerned about the future. 992 00:49:16,758 --> 00:49:18,310 And what I'm looking forward to is that meal 993 00:49:18,310 --> 00:49:20,896 you've been promising me for the past two weeks. 994 00:49:20,896 --> 00:49:22,655 - I hope you enjoy it. 995 00:49:22,655 --> 00:49:23,724 I only do this sort of thing 996 00:49:23,724 --> 00:49:25,827 about once every leap year. 997 00:49:25,827 --> 00:49:27,206 [giggling] 998 00:49:27,206 --> 00:49:29,724 Think I better go in the kitchen and see how it's going. 999 00:49:29,724 --> 00:49:32,000 - Well in the meantime I'll just stay out here 1000 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,448 and set the proper ambience. 1001 00:49:33,448 --> 00:49:35,620 [kissing] 1002 00:49:37,724 --> 00:49:38,931 [whistling] 1003 00:49:38,931 --> 00:49:42,206 - Standby for Operation Dinner Storm. 1004 00:49:42,206 --> 00:49:44,551 [whistling] 1005 00:49:47,103 --> 00:49:48,034 [clicking] 1006 00:49:48,034 --> 00:49:49,103 With a tweet, with a tweety. 1007 00:49:49,103 --> 00:49:51,206 [giggling] [twinkling] 1008 00:49:51,206 --> 00:49:53,862 [wobbling] 1009 00:49:53,862 --> 00:49:56,413 [gentle music] 1010 00:49:59,344 --> 00:50:02,103 [orchestral music] 1011 00:50:02,103 --> 00:50:04,068 [static buzzing] 1012 00:50:04,068 --> 00:50:07,413 [gentle romantic music] 1013 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:12,241 [match striking] 1014 00:50:12,241 --> 00:50:13,965 [groaning] [magical twinkling] 1015 00:50:13,965 --> 00:50:16,482 [whooshing] 1016 00:50:16,482 --> 00:50:20,068 [orchestral music] 1017 00:50:20,068 --> 00:50:22,827 [romantic music] 1018 00:50:24,379 --> 00:50:26,551 [match striking] 1019 00:50:26,551 --> 00:50:28,689 [twinkling] 1020 00:50:28,689 --> 00:50:31,620 [orchestral music] 1021 00:50:32,827 --> 00:50:35,275 - I didn't know you liked Sousa marches. 1022 00:50:35,275 --> 00:50:36,068 - I don't. 1023 00:50:37,448 --> 00:50:38,275 Where there must be something wrong with your tuner, 1024 00:50:38,275 --> 00:50:39,793 I'll just turn it off. 1025 00:50:39,793 --> 00:50:42,413 - Not the only thing that's going to get turned off tonight. 1026 00:50:42,413 --> 00:50:44,172 [whistling] 1027 00:50:44,172 --> 00:50:45,965 - Well dinner will be ready in 10 minutes. 1028 00:50:45,965 --> 00:50:47,137 - Excellent. 1029 00:50:47,137 --> 00:50:48,896 That gives us just enough time for a toast. 1030 00:50:48,896 --> 00:50:50,310 - I suppose it does, 1031 00:50:50,310 --> 00:50:52,620 is there anything special worth celebrating? 1032 00:50:52,620 --> 00:50:55,000 - Well, this is an anniversary of sorts. 1033 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,379 It was exactly two months ago that you came 1034 00:50:56,379 --> 00:50:57,379 to the university. 1035 00:50:57,379 --> 00:50:58,241 - Has it been that long? 1036 00:50:58,241 --> 00:50:59,068 - Yes it has. 1037 00:51:00,206 --> 00:51:02,275 I'll never forget seeing you that first day. 1038 00:51:02,275 --> 00:51:03,896 You were so beautiful you could've knocked me 1039 00:51:03,896 --> 00:51:05,000 off my feet. [chair creaking] 1040 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,655 [thudding] 1041 00:51:06,655 --> 00:51:07,896 - Seating for one. 1042 00:51:07,896 --> 00:51:09,034 [laughing] 1043 00:51:09,034 --> 00:51:10,000 [chuckling] 1044 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,344 - Elliott are you alright? 1045 00:51:11,344 --> 00:51:13,000 - Yes, I'm just fine. 1046 00:51:14,068 --> 00:51:15,379 The chair must've slipped. 1047 00:51:16,413 --> 00:51:20,344 Well, besides champagne is always best 1048 00:51:20,344 --> 00:51:22,206 when opened standing I always say. 1049 00:51:24,482 --> 00:51:25,862 Now where was I? 1050 00:51:25,862 --> 00:51:27,482 Oh, yes, that. 1051 00:51:27,482 --> 00:51:30,482 Well although we haven't known each other that long, 1052 00:51:30,482 --> 00:51:33,931 I feel a special bond has grown between us 1053 00:51:33,931 --> 00:51:38,000 and more importantly, we respect each other's dignity. 1054 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:38,827 [bottle popping] 1055 00:51:38,827 --> 00:51:41,034 [laughing] 1056 00:51:44,241 --> 00:51:46,000 - Elliott, could I get you a towel? 1057 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,862 - No, I'm hardly even damp. 1058 00:51:48,862 --> 00:51:52,068 - What a great sport this guy is, the drinks are on him. 1059 00:51:52,068 --> 00:51:53,620 [laughing] 1060 00:51:53,620 --> 00:51:56,206 - Well it looks like we have at least enough left 1061 00:51:56,206 --> 00:51:57,448 for one glass each. 1062 00:51:59,896 --> 00:52:01,206 - Should we have some then? 1063 00:52:03,413 --> 00:52:04,241 - Absolutely. 1064 00:52:05,620 --> 00:52:07,931 [twinkling] - Oopsy. 1065 00:52:07,931 --> 00:52:08,758 [whirling] 1066 00:52:08,758 --> 00:52:12,724 Daisy. [playful music] 1067 00:52:12,724 --> 00:52:14,620 [champagne pouring] 1068 00:52:14,620 --> 00:52:18,034 [upbeat music] [Munchie singing] 1069 00:52:18,034 --> 00:52:20,413 [twinkling] 1070 00:52:20,413 --> 00:52:23,206 ♪ Happy birthday 1071 00:52:23,206 --> 00:52:26,172 [clanking] 1072 00:52:26,172 --> 00:52:27,413 - Well before we toast, 1073 00:52:28,896 --> 00:52:30,586 I have something I'd like to say to you. 1074 00:52:31,965 --> 00:52:33,448 Actually something to ask you. 1075 00:52:35,275 --> 00:52:36,758 Perhaps is the most important thing 1076 00:52:36,758 --> 00:52:38,586 I've ever asked anyone in my life. 1077 00:52:40,551 --> 00:52:41,655 And that thing is. 1078 00:52:43,758 --> 00:52:44,689 Well that thing is. 1079 00:52:46,931 --> 00:52:47,896 [screaming] 1080 00:52:47,896 --> 00:52:49,482 [playful music] 1081 00:52:49,482 --> 00:52:50,275 - Elliott! 1082 00:52:55,827 --> 00:52:58,068 - I heard some noises, is everything alright? 1083 00:52:58,068 --> 00:53:01,034 - No, everything is not alright, you smart alec punk! 1084 00:53:01,034 --> 00:53:02,137 Everything is all wrong! 1085 00:53:02,137 --> 00:53:03,620 - Elliott! 1086 00:53:03,620 --> 00:53:06,000 - Don't let that innocent little face fool you. 1087 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,379 He's been out to sabotage this entire evening. 1088 00:53:08,379 --> 00:53:10,172 - That's ridiculous, he's been up in his room 1089 00:53:10,172 --> 00:53:11,448 the whole evening. 1090 00:53:11,448 --> 00:53:12,724 - I'm telling you he is responsible 1091 00:53:12,724 --> 00:53:14,034 but I don't know how, 1092 00:53:14,034 --> 00:53:16,000 but if he were my kid I'd take him outside. 1093 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:16,896 - Elliott! 1094 00:53:16,896 --> 00:53:17,724 Stop. 1095 00:53:20,413 --> 00:53:21,620 Now Gage. 1096 00:53:21,620 --> 00:53:23,206 Elliott's just a little off tonight, honey. 1097 00:53:23,206 --> 00:53:25,517 Why don't you go up to your room and I'll see you later. 1098 00:53:26,379 --> 00:53:29,241 [sighing] 1099 00:53:29,241 --> 00:53:32,310 [footsteps thudding] 1100 00:53:32,310 --> 00:53:33,448 [breathing] 1101 00:53:33,448 --> 00:53:35,206 - I'm sorry Cathy, I 1102 00:53:35,206 --> 00:53:37,034 I overreacted just a bit. 1103 00:53:37,034 --> 00:53:39,241 I should never have yelled at the boy. 1104 00:53:39,241 --> 00:53:41,103 - No, that's my department. 1105 00:53:42,655 --> 00:53:45,827 - Look Cathy, things seem to have gotten off on the wrong 1106 00:53:45,827 --> 00:53:47,310 foot. 1107 00:53:47,310 --> 00:53:50,034 So why don't we save your meal for another time 1108 00:53:50,034 --> 00:53:52,137 and let me take you out for a nice dinner? 1109 00:53:53,758 --> 00:53:57,275 - I don't know, Gage has been acting so strangely lately. 1110 00:53:57,275 --> 00:53:59,206 I don't want to leave him alone. 1111 00:53:59,206 --> 00:54:01,620 - Children always have these mood swings. 1112 00:54:01,620 --> 00:54:03,000 It's part of growing up. 1113 00:54:04,758 --> 00:54:06,586 Besides you deserve at least one night off 1114 00:54:06,586 --> 00:54:07,586 from being a parent. 1115 00:54:08,896 --> 00:54:10,724 - Well, alright. 1116 00:54:13,241 --> 00:54:15,000 Gage, honey. 1117 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:15,965 - Yeah Mom? 1118 00:54:17,379 --> 00:54:19,103 - Elliott and I have decided to go out to dinner, 1119 00:54:19,103 --> 00:54:20,655 is that okay? 1120 00:54:20,655 --> 00:54:21,758 - Sure. 1121 00:54:21,758 --> 00:54:23,000 - Okay, I'll lock up 1122 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,448 and we'll only be gone a few hours. 1123 00:54:25,448 --> 00:54:26,413 I'll get my jacket. 1124 00:54:29,206 --> 00:54:31,241 - What could happen in a few hours? 1125 00:54:31,241 --> 00:54:33,689 [grim music] 1126 00:54:36,068 --> 00:54:37,137 I'm sorry Cathy. 1127 00:54:37,137 --> 00:54:38,793 [chuckling] 1128 00:54:38,793 --> 00:54:40,241 - [Cathy] Oh thank you. 1129 00:54:40,241 --> 00:54:42,517 - [Elliott] I know this great little Italian place. 1130 00:54:42,517 --> 00:54:43,413 You're gonna love it. 1131 00:54:43,413 --> 00:54:45,103 - [Cathy] Wonderful. 1132 00:54:45,103 --> 00:54:47,896 [engine revving] 1133 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,793 [sighing] 1134 00:54:53,793 --> 00:54:56,137 - They're gone, you can come out now. 1135 00:54:57,206 --> 00:54:59,275 C'mon I know you're here. 1136 00:54:59,275 --> 00:55:00,517 [whistling] 1137 00:55:00,517 --> 00:55:02,413 - Of course I'm here, where else should I be? 1138 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:09,034 So I took care of Mr. GQ for you. 1139 00:55:09,034 --> 00:55:10,793 - Yeah, you got him good alright. 1140 00:55:10,793 --> 00:55:12,689 But I'm the one who got the blame. 1141 00:55:12,689 --> 00:55:14,068 - Did you see his face? 1142 00:55:14,068 --> 00:55:16,758 She'll never marry that schnook now. 1143 00:55:16,758 --> 00:55:20,000 - I guess you're right, but you just go too far. 1144 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,482 - Gage, you should never ask for anything 1145 00:55:22,482 --> 00:55:24,551 unless you really want it. 1146 00:55:24,551 --> 00:55:25,551 - I know. 1147 00:55:28,379 --> 00:55:30,103 [groaning] 1148 00:55:30,103 --> 00:55:32,275 - I know what you need, a party. 1149 00:55:32,275 --> 00:55:33,862 You're down in the dumps right? 1150 00:55:33,862 --> 00:55:35,034 A party! 1151 00:55:35,034 --> 00:55:37,724 - A party, here, no way. 1152 00:55:37,724 --> 00:55:41,103 - And Andrea is the first one to get an invite. 1153 00:55:41,103 --> 00:55:42,655 - Forget it. 1154 00:55:42,655 --> 00:55:44,379 I'm going to go upstairs to study. 1155 00:55:44,379 --> 00:55:46,344 You can watch TV if you want. 1156 00:55:46,344 --> 00:55:49,724 - I'm going back to the kitchen, later alligator. 1157 00:55:49,724 --> 00:55:53,034 - No parties, do you hear me? 1158 00:55:53,034 --> 00:55:55,379 [chuckling] 1159 00:55:56,896 --> 00:55:57,862 [footsteps thudding] 1160 00:55:57,862 --> 00:55:58,689 - I hear him 1161 00:55:59,724 --> 00:56:01,689 but I'm just not listening. 1162 00:56:01,689 --> 00:56:03,310 [chuckling] [grim music] 1163 00:56:03,310 --> 00:56:04,965 Party time. 1164 00:56:04,965 --> 00:56:05,793 [dial tone ringing] 1165 00:56:05,793 --> 00:56:08,448 [phone beeping] 1166 00:56:10,310 --> 00:56:12,379 Hello, is this Andrea Kurtz? 1167 00:56:12,379 --> 00:56:16,413 Hi, this is Gage Dobson, you know the new kid in school? 1168 00:56:16,413 --> 00:56:19,068 That's great, I didn't even think you even noticed me. 1169 00:56:19,068 --> 00:56:22,379 Anyway, I want to invite you to a party over at our house. 1170 00:56:22,379 --> 00:56:25,310 It's at 6934 Madison. 1171 00:56:25,310 --> 00:56:27,172 Sure, you can bring your father. 1172 00:56:27,172 --> 00:56:28,689 Okay bye bye. 1173 00:56:28,689 --> 00:56:31,206 Hello, Saul's Catering, this is Elliott Carlisle. 1174 00:56:31,206 --> 00:56:33,413 Yeah, good to talk to you again. 1175 00:56:33,413 --> 00:56:35,862 Listen Saul, I'm having a party tonight 1176 00:56:35,862 --> 00:56:37,931 over at Cathy Dobson's place. 1177 00:56:37,931 --> 00:56:40,724 Could you fix me up with the works on short notice? 1178 00:56:40,724 --> 00:56:43,034 About 50 60 people. 1179 00:56:43,034 --> 00:56:44,758 Need my credit card number? 1180 00:56:44,758 --> 00:56:46,275 Good, you have it on file. 1181 00:56:46,275 --> 00:56:49,379 Hey listen Saul, shoot the works, price is no object! 1182 00:56:49,379 --> 00:56:50,551 [phone ringing] 1183 00:56:50,551 --> 00:56:51,689 Wonder if this thing is still good. 1184 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,137 - [Hugh] Hello? 1185 00:56:54,137 --> 00:56:57,275 - Yeah, hello Hugh, this is Jack. 1186 00:56:57,275 --> 00:56:58,448 How's it going? 1187 00:56:59,551 --> 00:57:02,000 Look, I'm out promoting my latest picture 1188 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,517 and I want to have a little party. 1189 00:57:04,517 --> 00:57:06,965 You think you could airlift some girls in for me? 1190 00:57:07,862 --> 00:57:09,413 A band too. 1191 00:57:09,413 --> 00:57:11,448 Sure why not. 1192 00:57:11,448 --> 00:57:13,793 Thanks pal, I owe you one. 1193 00:57:13,793 --> 00:57:15,620 Let me give you the address. 1194 00:57:16,965 --> 00:57:19,379 [rock music] 1195 00:57:24,793 --> 00:57:29,793 - Munchie. 1196 00:57:31,448 --> 00:57:34,448 [people chattering] 1197 00:57:46,965 --> 00:57:48,000 - [Man] Yeah! 1198 00:57:49,137 --> 00:57:51,413 [cheering] 1199 00:57:58,379 --> 00:57:59,206 - Yo pal! 1200 00:58:00,241 --> 00:58:01,448 Hey, welcome to the party! 1201 00:58:01,448 --> 00:58:04,275 Alright, what's your pleasure? 1202 00:58:04,275 --> 00:58:05,689 - My mother is going to kill me! 1203 00:58:05,689 --> 00:58:08,137 - Relax pal, she won't be home for hours. 1204 00:58:08,137 --> 00:58:09,586 We'll clean up. [doorbell ringing] 1205 00:58:09,586 --> 00:58:11,103 Hey, do me a favor will you? 1206 00:58:11,103 --> 00:58:13,034 Answer the door, I'm busy here. 1207 00:58:13,034 --> 00:58:15,068 You know, getting the drinks and all. 1208 00:58:15,068 --> 00:58:16,862 What a party, what a party. 1209 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,206 Here you go. 1210 00:58:19,206 --> 00:58:20,724 I went to two cocktails and one. 1211 00:58:20,724 --> 00:58:23,793 - Gage Dobson, what are you doing here? 1212 00:58:23,793 --> 00:58:24,896 - I live here. 1213 00:58:24,896 --> 00:58:26,379 [scoffing] 1214 00:58:26,379 --> 00:58:28,344 - You folks sure know how to throw a great party. 1215 00:58:28,344 --> 00:58:30,620 You can forget about those 20 extra hours of Study Hall. 1216 00:58:30,620 --> 00:58:32,517 - And the two demerits. 1217 00:58:32,517 --> 00:58:33,793 Whatever those are. 1218 00:58:33,793 --> 00:58:36,758 [laughing] 1219 00:58:36,758 --> 00:58:37,586 [cheering] 1220 00:58:37,586 --> 00:58:40,241 [sighing] 1221 00:58:40,241 --> 00:58:41,896 [cheering] 1222 00:58:41,896 --> 00:58:43,103 - Hi Gage. 1223 00:58:43,103 --> 00:58:44,344 This is my father. 1224 00:58:44,344 --> 00:58:45,275 - Hello Mr. Kurtz. 1225 00:58:45,275 --> 00:58:47,310 - Well hi Gage, how you doing? 1226 00:58:48,310 --> 00:58:50,172 - This is something. 1227 00:58:50,172 --> 00:58:51,758 I've never been to a party like this. 1228 00:58:51,758 --> 00:58:52,586 [door slamming] 1229 00:58:52,586 --> 00:58:53,758 ♪ Women are like that 1230 00:58:53,758 --> 00:58:55,137 ♪ Women are like that 1231 00:58:55,137 --> 00:58:58,103 ♪ Women are like that 1232 00:58:58,103 --> 00:58:59,379 - Neither have I. 1233 00:59:01,862 --> 00:59:05,172 [romantic upbeat music] 1234 00:59:10,172 --> 00:59:11,103 - So Cathy, 1235 00:59:12,241 --> 00:59:13,241 what are you saying? 1236 00:59:14,931 --> 00:59:18,206 - Elliott, you and I are such good friends, 1237 00:59:18,206 --> 00:59:20,517 why don't we just keep it like that for a while. 1238 00:59:20,517 --> 00:59:21,724 I don't think I'm ready 1239 00:59:21,724 --> 00:59:24,379 to make a serious commitment right now. 1240 00:59:24,379 --> 00:59:27,413 - Well I don't think you know what you want Cathy. 1241 00:59:27,413 --> 00:59:30,413 You think I'm in the habit of proposing marriage everyday? 1242 00:59:30,413 --> 00:59:32,413 - No Elliott I didn't say that. 1243 00:59:32,413 --> 00:59:34,103 - Look, time is running out, babe. 1244 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,275 I have power and prestige. 1245 00:59:37,275 --> 00:59:38,517 [chuckling] 1246 00:59:38,517 --> 00:59:41,000 And 30 something divorcees with children 1247 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:43,413 or a glut on today's market. 1248 00:59:43,413 --> 00:59:44,724 [scoffing] 1249 00:59:44,724 --> 00:59:47,206 - I think that you said just about enough. 1250 00:59:47,206 --> 00:59:48,862 I'd like you to take me home now. 1251 00:59:49,896 --> 00:59:52,896 [snapping] 1252 00:59:52,896 --> 00:59:53,724 [speaking foreign language] 1253 00:59:53,724 --> 00:59:54,896 I'll get this. 1254 00:59:54,896 --> 00:59:56,241 - Nonsense. 1255 00:59:56,241 --> 00:59:58,344 When I take a lady out, I always pay. 1256 01:00:00,551 --> 01:00:03,379 [throat clearing] 1257 01:00:07,793 --> 01:00:08,620 My wallet 1258 01:00:09,862 --> 01:00:12,482 I must have left it in my other jacket. 1259 01:00:12,482 --> 01:00:16,068 [rustling] [clumsy music] 1260 01:00:16,068 --> 01:00:19,758 [speaking foreign language] 1261 01:00:21,034 --> 01:00:22,000 [rhythmic rock music] 1262 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,137 - [Man] What a great party! 1263 01:00:24,137 --> 01:00:27,931 ♪ I wish my baby wouldn't do the right ♪ 1264 01:00:27,931 --> 01:00:31,000 ♪ She keep me still around help her around ♪ 1265 01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:34,000 [people chattering] 1266 01:00:35,206 --> 01:00:38,310 ♪ In which your novel party is natural ♪ 1267 01:00:38,310 --> 01:00:43,275 ♪ In which your novel party is natural ♪ 1268 01:00:43,931 --> 01:00:45,482 [cheering] 1269 01:00:45,482 --> 01:00:47,793 [whistling] 1270 01:00:50,206 --> 01:00:51,551 ♪ I know my baby 1271 01:00:51,551 --> 01:00:54,068 [burping] 1272 01:00:54,068 --> 01:00:57,000 ♪ I touch my baby yeah she do it herself ♪ 1273 01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:00,172 ♪ By now my baby I think she's with him ♪ 1274 01:01:00,172 --> 01:01:02,275 - [Man] People excuse me. 1275 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,620 - [Munchie] Hey, I'm in here. 1276 01:01:05,620 --> 01:01:07,379 You ever hear of knockin'? 1277 01:01:07,379 --> 01:01:09,586 - Sorry, sorry. - It's okay. 1278 01:01:09,586 --> 01:01:10,896 It's okay. 1279 01:01:10,896 --> 01:01:11,724 Nervous sucker. 1280 01:01:12,551 --> 01:01:13,931 I feel a draft. 1281 01:01:13,931 --> 01:01:16,931 [gurgling] 1282 01:01:16,931 --> 01:01:18,068 - [Man] Yeah! 1283 01:01:18,068 --> 01:01:22,896 [footsteps pattering] [door shutting] 1284 01:01:23,931 --> 01:01:25,793 [clanking] 1285 01:01:25,793 --> 01:01:28,137 - Too much noise, this is better. 1286 01:01:28,137 --> 01:01:29,655 - Yeah, it's pretty crowded in there. 1287 01:01:29,655 --> 01:01:31,206 Your dad seems like a nice guy. 1288 01:01:31,206 --> 01:01:33,310 - This is the happiest I've seen him since 1289 01:01:34,448 --> 01:01:35,586 since Mom died. 1290 01:01:37,689 --> 01:01:40,206 You know I'm really glad you asked us over tonight. 1291 01:01:40,206 --> 01:01:41,793 - I did? 1292 01:01:41,793 --> 01:01:43,172 Yeah I did! 1293 01:01:43,172 --> 01:01:44,758 Who else could have? 1294 01:01:44,758 --> 01:01:45,965 I didn't think you wanted - You know I didn't think 1295 01:01:45,965 --> 01:01:46,896 you wanted to talk me. - To talk to me. 1296 01:01:46,896 --> 01:01:47,724 [laughing] 1297 01:01:47,724 --> 01:01:48,862 - Gage, gage. 1298 01:01:48,862 --> 01:01:50,758 [thudding] Who invented this thing? 1299 01:01:50,758 --> 01:01:51,586 [creaking] 1300 01:01:51,586 --> 01:01:53,000 Gage, Gage! 1301 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:54,793 I have something to tell you. 1302 01:01:54,793 --> 01:01:56,965 Gage, I wanted you to be the first to know. 1303 01:01:56,965 --> 01:02:00,000 The university called, I have received my grant. 1304 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,482 - That's great Professor! 1305 01:02:01,482 --> 01:02:02,275 This is Andrea. 1306 01:02:02,275 --> 01:02:03,379 - Oh, enchanted. 1307 01:02:03,379 --> 01:02:04,896 [kissing] [laughing] 1308 01:02:04,896 --> 01:02:06,000 - Professor Cruikshank is going around the world. 1309 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:07,344 - Sounds like fun. 1310 01:02:07,344 --> 01:02:10,275 - Fun, that is a beautiful word. 1311 01:02:10,275 --> 01:02:14,896 I Professor Imboljek Cruikshanski am going to have fun. 1312 01:02:14,896 --> 01:02:17,000 I think I remember how to do that. 1313 01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:17,965 - The Professor is a little. 1314 01:02:17,965 --> 01:02:19,310 - I like him. 1315 01:02:19,310 --> 01:02:20,551 [giggling] 1316 01:02:20,551 --> 01:02:22,413 - I see you're having a hoo-high in there. 1317 01:02:23,551 --> 01:02:24,965 - You could call it that. 1318 01:02:24,965 --> 01:02:26,689 - I wonder if I could attend. 1319 01:02:26,689 --> 01:02:29,137 - Sure, everyone else is. 1320 01:02:29,137 --> 01:02:31,655 - Good, listen is it possible 1321 01:02:31,655 --> 01:02:34,448 that your little friend might be? 1322 01:02:34,448 --> 01:02:36,172 - You can bet he's in there somewhere. 1323 01:02:36,172 --> 01:02:38,551 [giggling] 1324 01:02:38,551 --> 01:02:40,827 [rumbling] 1325 01:02:45,620 --> 01:02:48,965 - Look at all these cars, someone must be having a party. 1326 01:02:48,965 --> 01:02:49,862 - I think it's you. 1327 01:02:50,827 --> 01:02:54,137 [dance rock music] 1328 01:02:54,137 --> 01:02:57,034 [people chattering] 1329 01:03:20,103 --> 01:03:23,413 - Great party, but don't go in the bathroom. 1330 01:03:23,413 --> 01:03:28,413 - [Woman] When was that? 1331 01:03:32,655 --> 01:03:34,206 - Gage! 1332 01:03:34,206 --> 01:03:36,137 [drums crashing] 1333 01:03:36,137 --> 01:03:38,827 [intense music] 1334 01:03:39,827 --> 01:03:40,655 - Hi Mom. 1335 01:03:42,862 --> 01:03:44,034 I had some friends over. 1336 01:03:45,724 --> 01:03:47,482 - Everybody out. 1337 01:03:48,344 --> 01:03:51,827 [whimsical trumpet music] 1338 01:03:59,482 --> 01:04:01,655 - November, good month. 1339 01:04:01,655 --> 01:04:03,344 You know maybe you could get a loan 1340 01:04:03,344 --> 01:04:05,275 from the small business administration 1341 01:04:05,275 --> 01:04:06,827 to clean this place up. 1342 01:04:07,793 --> 01:04:09,655 - Congratulations Gage. 1343 01:04:10,689 --> 01:04:12,275 - Congratulations? 1344 01:04:12,275 --> 01:04:13,551 - Mhm. 1345 01:04:13,551 --> 01:04:14,551 You had the singular honor of cleaning up 1346 01:04:14,551 --> 01:04:16,482 this entire mess all by yourself. 1347 01:04:16,482 --> 01:04:18,931 I think that'll take care of your weekend, young man. 1348 01:04:18,931 --> 01:04:19,862 [sighing] 1349 01:04:19,862 --> 01:04:21,068 - Yeah, it probably will. 1350 01:04:21,068 --> 01:04:22,413 - Well there's only one type of punishment 1351 01:04:22,413 --> 01:04:24,379 he'll understand, Cathy. 1352 01:04:24,379 --> 01:04:27,724 Gage's problem is that you've turned him into a momma's boy. 1353 01:04:27,724 --> 01:04:29,689 Or something even worse. 1354 01:04:29,689 --> 01:04:32,551 - Well, I don't think that's any of your concern is it? 1355 01:04:32,551 --> 01:04:35,000 Goodnight Dr. Carlisle. 1356 01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:37,137 [snoring] 1357 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:40,413 [dramatic music] 1358 01:04:40,413 --> 01:04:41,344 - What the heck is? 1359 01:04:41,344 --> 01:04:43,517 [snoring] 1360 01:04:51,344 --> 01:04:53,379 What in the hell is that? 1361 01:04:53,379 --> 01:04:54,206 - No! 1362 01:04:58,586 --> 01:05:01,379 [grunting] 1363 01:05:01,379 --> 01:05:02,586 - [Munchie] This is not! 1364 01:05:02,586 --> 01:05:03,344 - [Gage] Leave him alone, he's my friend! 1365 01:05:03,344 --> 01:05:04,862 - Your friend? 1366 01:05:04,862 --> 01:05:07,413 Be most interested to know where you find your friends. 1367 01:05:07,413 --> 01:05:09,724 Incredible specimen I've ever seen! 1368 01:05:09,724 --> 01:05:12,379 I'm going to take him to the laboratory for research. 1369 01:05:12,379 --> 01:05:15,275 - To cut open like all your dogs and cats no way. 1370 01:05:15,275 --> 01:05:16,896 - Can't we be civilized Dr. Carlisle? 1371 01:05:16,896 --> 01:05:18,275 This is an intelligent being, 1372 01:05:18,275 --> 01:05:20,689 it's not a subject for your inspection. 1373 01:05:20,689 --> 01:05:22,724 - [Munchie] I'd listen to him if I was you doc! 1374 01:05:22,724 --> 01:05:24,000 - Be quiet! 1375 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:25,689 - You give whatever it is back to Gage. 1376 01:05:25,689 --> 01:05:27,310 - Look the house is on fire! 1377 01:05:27,310 --> 01:05:28,551 - [Munchie] Fire, get me out of here. 1378 01:05:28,551 --> 01:05:29,586 Would you let me out of this thing. 1379 01:05:29,586 --> 01:05:30,413 [screaming] [beer spraying] 1380 01:05:30,413 --> 01:05:31,241 Hey! 1381 01:05:32,896 --> 01:05:35,172 Get me out of here! 1382 01:05:35,172 --> 01:05:36,965 Ow, ow, ow right here! 1383 01:05:36,965 --> 01:05:37,793 [grunting] 1384 01:05:37,793 --> 01:05:39,241 [thudding] 1385 01:05:39,241 --> 01:05:41,724 You drop me one more time, I'm going to toss my cookies. 1386 01:05:41,724 --> 01:05:42,931 - We got to get him out of here. 1387 01:05:42,931 --> 01:05:44,034 - But how? 1388 01:05:44,034 --> 01:05:45,448 - I have an idea. 1389 01:05:45,448 --> 01:05:47,448 - I hope you know what you're doing because I don't. 1390 01:05:48,689 --> 01:05:49,689 [heavy breathing] 1391 01:05:49,689 --> 01:05:51,758 - Come back here! 1392 01:05:51,758 --> 01:05:54,000 [grunting] 1393 01:05:59,241 --> 01:06:01,241 [grim music] 1394 01:06:01,241 --> 01:06:03,034 [car revving] 1395 01:06:03,034 --> 01:06:06,000 [tires screeching] 1396 01:06:10,137 --> 01:06:12,896 [dramatic music] 1397 01:06:16,551 --> 01:06:17,379 [car revving] 1398 01:06:17,379 --> 01:06:20,275 [tires screeching] 1399 01:06:22,931 --> 01:06:24,862 - It's okay Miss Dobson, we can follow in my car. 1400 01:06:24,862 --> 01:06:26,448 - Great. 1401 01:06:26,448 --> 01:06:28,068 By the way, who are you? 1402 01:06:28,068 --> 01:06:29,275 - He's my father. 1403 01:06:29,275 --> 01:06:31,448 - Oh good, that explains everything. 1404 01:06:35,241 --> 01:06:37,896 [car revving] 1405 01:06:37,896 --> 01:06:40,793 [tires screeching] 1406 01:06:43,413 --> 01:06:46,172 [car screeching] 1407 01:06:47,275 --> 01:06:49,275 - So how's our prize package doing? 1408 01:06:49,275 --> 01:06:50,724 - He should be okay. 1409 01:06:50,724 --> 01:06:52,000 - Thanks Professor. 1410 01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:53,862 Any calls for me while I was out? 1411 01:06:53,862 --> 01:06:56,379 - Does somebody know you're with us? 1412 01:06:56,379 --> 01:06:58,241 [tires screeching] 1413 01:06:58,241 --> 01:07:00,758 [car revving] 1414 01:07:09,275 --> 01:07:10,482 - Where are we going? 1415 01:07:10,482 --> 01:07:12,896 - No where in particular. 1416 01:07:12,896 --> 01:07:13,965 Have you ever been there? 1417 01:07:13,965 --> 01:07:16,793 [chuckling] 1418 01:07:16,793 --> 01:07:19,275 [car revving] 1419 01:07:22,379 --> 01:07:24,241 [tires screeching] 1420 01:07:24,241 --> 01:07:26,724 - Your flight leaves first thing in morning doesn't it? 1421 01:07:26,724 --> 01:07:28,275 - Reservations have already been made. 1422 01:07:28,275 --> 01:07:29,517 - Then head for the airport, 1423 01:07:29,517 --> 01:07:31,620 we'll hide there with you 'til morning. 1424 01:07:31,620 --> 01:07:34,310 - Traveling's the best, where you headed? 1425 01:07:34,310 --> 01:07:36,586 - The Lost City of Armenkan, 1426 01:07:36,586 --> 01:07:40,655 it's a civilization that perished about 3000 years ago. 1427 01:07:40,655 --> 01:07:44,379 - Oh yeah, I remember, we had some party that night. 1428 01:07:45,241 --> 01:07:47,758 [car revving] 1429 01:07:52,758 --> 01:07:54,448 [maniacal laughing] 1430 01:07:54,448 --> 01:07:55,862 - There you are, you. 1431 01:07:57,068 --> 01:07:57,931 [screeching] 1432 01:07:57,931 --> 01:07:59,448 [revving] 1433 01:07:59,448 --> 01:08:01,448 - Professor, I hope you got a Ding-Dong 1434 01:08:01,448 --> 01:08:03,206 or a Twinkie in your pocket. 1435 01:08:03,206 --> 01:08:04,172 - What's a Twinkie? 1436 01:08:05,344 --> 01:08:06,793 - Drop me off at the next 7-Eleven will ya? 1437 01:08:06,793 --> 01:08:09,448 - No time now, Elliott's coming up behind us. 1438 01:08:13,482 --> 01:08:15,517 - I can lose that guy, gimme the wheel Professor. 1439 01:08:15,517 --> 01:08:17,724 - What are you talking about, you have to have a license! 1440 01:08:17,724 --> 01:08:19,103 - Who needs a license? 1441 01:08:19,103 --> 01:08:21,068 I invented the automobile, give it, give it. 1442 01:08:25,275 --> 01:08:26,379 [car screeching] 1443 01:08:26,379 --> 01:08:28,000 [crashing] 1444 01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:29,344 - Did we hit something? 1445 01:08:29,344 --> 01:08:31,068 - No something hit us, it's Elliott. 1446 01:08:31,068 --> 01:08:33,172 - That guy's a pain in the bumper! 1447 01:08:33,172 --> 01:08:35,965 [car screeching] 1448 01:08:37,137 --> 01:08:38,137 [revving] 1449 01:08:38,137 --> 01:08:39,689 [crashing] 1450 01:08:39,689 --> 01:08:42,172 - One more hit like that and he'll knock us off the road! 1451 01:08:42,172 --> 01:08:43,310 - We can't stop now. 1452 01:08:43,310 --> 01:08:45,724 [screeching] 1453 01:08:50,103 --> 01:08:51,034 [car revving] 1454 01:08:51,034 --> 01:08:53,482 [crashing] 1455 01:08:53,482 --> 01:08:56,655 [upbeat majestic music] 1456 01:08:56,655 --> 01:08:58,551 - Las Vegas here I come. 1457 01:08:58,551 --> 01:09:00,103 [intense music] 1458 01:09:00,103 --> 01:09:04,206 [tires screeching] [cars honking] 1459 01:09:04,206 --> 01:09:06,000 [screaming] 1460 01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:07,413 - Hold on to your hats! 1461 01:09:07,413 --> 01:09:10,000 I haven't had this much fun since Disneyland! 1462 01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:10,827 Yahoo! 1463 01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:13,482 - Perhaps I should take the wheel again. 1464 01:09:13,482 --> 01:09:15,275 - No, back off, I'm hot. 1465 01:09:15,275 --> 01:09:17,379 Just keep your foot on the accelerator. 1466 01:09:22,482 --> 01:09:25,551 [laughing] 1467 01:09:25,551 --> 01:09:27,034 - You're mine now. 1468 01:09:27,034 --> 01:09:29,827 [laughing] 1469 01:09:29,827 --> 01:09:31,827 [screeching] 1470 01:09:31,827 --> 01:09:33,000 [thudding] 1471 01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:34,413 - Yo, Professor, I don't suppose this thing 1472 01:09:34,413 --> 01:09:35,931 has got a fifth gear does it? 1473 01:09:35,931 --> 01:09:38,000 - I don't know, why didn't I build an airplane 1474 01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:39,448 that we could fly away! 1475 01:09:39,448 --> 01:09:41,241 - Fly away, why didn't you say so? 1476 01:09:41,241 --> 01:09:43,724 Professor, I thought you were the brains of the outfit. 1477 01:09:43,724 --> 01:09:48,655 [chuckling] [electrical buzzing] 1478 01:09:48,655 --> 01:09:53,655 [screeching] [magical whirling] 1479 01:09:58,241 --> 01:10:00,241 [whirling] 1480 01:10:00,241 --> 01:10:02,965 [magical whirling] 1481 01:10:02,965 --> 01:10:05,862 [revving] [cheering] 1482 01:10:05,862 --> 01:10:06,689 Wow! 1483 01:10:15,724 --> 01:10:16,586 [car braking] 1484 01:10:16,586 --> 01:10:17,896 - Whoa! 1485 01:10:17,896 --> 01:10:21,000 [screaming] 1486 01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:23,931 [glass shattering] 1487 01:10:24,793 --> 01:10:27,000 [thudding] 1488 01:10:34,586 --> 01:10:35,517 - You gotta stop them! 1489 01:10:35,517 --> 01:10:36,793 There's this flying jeep 1490 01:10:36,793 --> 01:10:38,896 and this wonderfully weird little creature. 1491 01:10:38,896 --> 01:10:40,034 - We got a live one this time. 1492 01:10:40,034 --> 01:10:41,793 - Would you mind stepping over here sir? 1493 01:10:41,793 --> 01:10:43,379 - But they're up there, you had to have seen them! 1494 01:10:43,379 --> 01:10:45,103 - Sure we saw them! 1495 01:10:45,103 --> 01:10:47,586 They were chasing Santa and they flying reindeer. 1496 01:10:47,586 --> 01:10:48,862 - Have you been drinking sir? 1497 01:10:48,862 --> 01:10:50,551 - Drinking, the guy smells like a brewery. 1498 01:10:50,551 --> 01:10:53,517 - Some little girl sprayed beer in my face you ninny! 1499 01:10:53,517 --> 01:10:55,724 - Was she with the creature and the flying tank? 1500 01:10:55,724 --> 01:10:58,655 - Not a tank, you idiot, a jeep, a flying jeep! 1501 01:10:58,655 --> 01:11:00,448 - May we see some sort of identification, sir? 1502 01:11:00,448 --> 01:11:01,241 - Of course. 1503 01:11:02,172 --> 01:11:05,689 [heavy breathing] 1504 01:11:05,689 --> 01:11:07,137 I lost my wallet. 1505 01:11:07,137 --> 01:11:09,620 I am Dr. Elliott Carlisle, department head 1506 01:11:09,620 --> 01:11:12,103 of research at Jefferson University. 1507 01:11:12,103 --> 01:11:15,000 - I'm Mr. Spock, this is Captain Kirk. 1508 01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:17,620 I think it's time we beamed him up. 1509 01:11:17,620 --> 01:11:19,137 [clanking] 1510 01:11:19,137 --> 01:11:22,206 - But wait, wait I'm telling you, they're right up there. 1511 01:11:22,206 --> 01:11:24,103 [playful music] 1512 01:11:24,103 --> 01:11:26,689 [alien whirling] 1513 01:11:26,689 --> 01:11:29,000 [chuckling] 1514 01:11:30,586 --> 01:11:31,931 - [Munchie] Hey. 1515 01:11:36,241 --> 01:11:38,000 [revving] 1516 01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:40,241 [cars honking] 1517 01:11:40,241 --> 01:11:41,034 - Wow! 1518 01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:45,724 [carnival music] 1519 01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:50,000 - The only way to fly. 1520 01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:51,655 [laughing] 1521 01:11:51,655 --> 01:11:52,793 - How long can we stay up here? 1522 01:11:52,793 --> 01:11:54,000 - Not too long. 1523 01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:55,655 It's a strain on my resources. 1524 01:11:55,655 --> 01:11:57,379 Just enjoy it while we can. 1525 01:11:57,379 --> 01:12:00,724 - Excuse me, how are you at landings? 1526 01:12:00,724 --> 01:12:03,379 - Professor, I fly as well as I drive. 1527 01:12:04,551 --> 01:12:06,172 - Help! 1528 01:12:06,172 --> 01:12:07,482 Help! 1529 01:12:07,482 --> 01:12:09,517 [plane revving] 1530 01:12:09,517 --> 01:12:13,517 [police radio chattering] 1531 01:12:13,517 --> 01:12:16,724 [car rumbling] 1532 01:12:16,724 --> 01:12:19,827 - Wait, wait a minute, I know that woman. 1533 01:12:19,827 --> 01:12:20,965 Cathy? 1534 01:12:20,965 --> 01:12:22,379 Cathy, tell them who I am! 1535 01:12:24,862 --> 01:12:26,310 Cathy? 1536 01:12:26,310 --> 01:12:27,793 Tell them who I am! 1537 01:12:29,241 --> 01:12:32,620 - Officers, I've never seen this man before in my life. 1538 01:12:32,620 --> 01:12:35,551 [whimsical music] 1539 01:12:35,551 --> 01:12:36,517 - Cathy! 1540 01:12:36,517 --> 01:12:38,137 Cathy don't let them take me! 1541 01:12:40,448 --> 01:12:42,551 [giggling] 1542 01:12:42,551 --> 01:12:43,379 [car revving] 1543 01:12:43,379 --> 01:12:44,206 Cathy? 1544 01:12:45,172 --> 01:12:46,379 Was it something I said? 1545 01:12:46,379 --> 01:12:47,931 - [Officer] Get in the car sir. 1546 01:12:51,655 --> 01:12:54,275 [door slamming] 1547 01:12:56,655 --> 01:12:59,137 [car honking] 1548 01:13:00,620 --> 01:13:02,689 - Everything alright Officer? 1549 01:13:02,689 --> 01:13:04,310 - Nah, no Professor Cruikshank, 1550 01:13:04,310 --> 01:13:06,000 we got a drunken loony here. 1551 01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:07,827 Couple months at a state prison farm ought 1552 01:13:07,827 --> 01:13:09,724 to straighten him out. 1553 01:13:09,724 --> 01:13:11,862 - Well don't get any jelly from the donuts 1554 01:13:11,862 --> 01:13:13,586 on the front from your uniform. 1555 01:13:13,586 --> 01:13:14,862 [chuckling] 1556 01:13:14,862 --> 01:13:16,000 [laughing] 1557 01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:17,310 See you! 1558 01:13:17,310 --> 01:13:20,448 [car revving] 1559 01:13:20,448 --> 01:13:23,310 - Nice guy the Professor, but a little strange. 1560 01:13:23,310 --> 01:13:25,068 - [Radio] One out of 10, one out of 10, 1561 01:13:25,068 --> 01:13:27,448 reporting sighting of UFO landing corner 1562 01:13:27,448 --> 01:13:29,758 of Burbank and Kester, see the man. 1563 01:13:29,758 --> 01:13:31,689 [door shutting] 1564 01:13:31,689 --> 01:13:32,620 - Yoohoo! 1565 01:13:32,620 --> 01:13:33,344 Remember me? [playful music] 1566 01:13:33,344 --> 01:13:34,172 What's up doc? 1567 01:13:34,172 --> 01:13:35,310 - Look! 1568 01:13:35,310 --> 01:13:36,551 Look there he is! 1569 01:13:36,551 --> 01:13:38,827 That's him, that's him I told you! 1570 01:13:38,827 --> 01:13:40,413 Look at that lunatic in the dark! 1571 01:13:40,413 --> 01:13:42,068 - Hasta la vista baby! 1572 01:13:42,068 --> 01:13:44,103 [laughing] 1573 01:13:44,103 --> 01:13:46,655 - [Elliott] There he is, there he is come on! 1574 01:13:46,655 --> 01:13:49,413 [plane whirling] 1575 01:13:53,896 --> 01:13:55,241 [gentle music] 1576 01:13:55,241 --> 01:13:56,758 - This is so exciting. 1577 01:13:56,758 --> 01:14:00,517 An opportunity to explore ancient civilizations 1578 01:14:00,517 --> 01:14:03,034 with someone who might have created them. 1579 01:14:03,034 --> 01:14:04,862 [chuckling] 1580 01:14:04,862 --> 01:14:07,482 - Yeah, I guess it's all for the best. 1581 01:14:07,482 --> 01:14:08,724 When Elliott gets out of jail 1582 01:14:08,724 --> 01:14:11,137 he's going to come looking for Munchie. 1583 01:14:11,137 --> 01:14:12,344 He'll be safer with you. 1584 01:14:14,379 --> 01:14:16,931 You know Munchie, I'm really gonna miss you. 1585 01:14:16,931 --> 01:14:19,413 - And I'm gonna miss you too pal, big time. 1586 01:14:19,413 --> 01:14:22,000 But the Professor needs me, don't worry. 1587 01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:23,586 You haven't seen the last of me. 1588 01:14:23,586 --> 01:14:25,931 [chuckling] 1589 01:14:27,379 --> 01:14:30,827 Professor, tempus fugit, we don't wanna miss our flight. 1590 01:14:30,827 --> 01:14:33,310 - Alright, put your head down so I don't knock you. 1591 01:14:33,310 --> 01:14:35,586 Alright, we're off, we're going, we're going. 1592 01:14:35,586 --> 01:14:37,482 We've got tickets and we're going. 1593 01:14:37,482 --> 01:14:38,310 - [Cathy] Bye Professor. 1594 01:14:38,310 --> 01:14:39,482 - [Andrea And Gage] Bye. 1595 01:14:39,482 --> 01:14:40,724 - Munchie are you comfortable down there? 1596 01:14:40,724 --> 01:14:41,551 Bye everybody! - Yeah, leave a wake up 1597 01:14:41,551 --> 01:14:42,827 call for six. 1598 01:14:42,827 --> 01:14:43,793 - Munchie, do me a favor, don't talk, 1599 01:14:43,793 --> 01:14:45,758 there are people around. 1600 01:14:45,758 --> 01:14:47,241 - [Announcer] Your attention please, 1601 01:14:47,241 --> 01:14:49,413 final boarding call for Flight 17 1602 01:14:49,413 --> 01:14:51,448 leaving for the Lost City of Armenkan, 1603 01:14:51,448 --> 01:14:53,310 now boarding at Gate 12. 1604 01:14:53,310 --> 01:14:57,206 - [Professor] And please more Aztec fishing songs, be nice. 1605 01:15:02,689 --> 01:15:04,586 - [Man] We've got to get onboard. 1606 01:15:04,586 --> 01:15:06,103 - [Woman] I'm sorry sir, but the aircraft 1607 01:15:06,103 --> 01:15:08,000 has already begun its taxi down the runway. 1608 01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:10,551 - That's impossible, I'm the captain, this is my crew, 1609 01:15:10,551 --> 01:15:12,379 we were held up in a stalled elevator! 1610 01:15:12,379 --> 01:15:13,206 [scoffing] 1611 01:15:13,206 --> 01:15:14,206 - I don't understand. 1612 01:15:14,206 --> 01:15:15,241 If you're the crew, 1613 01:15:16,344 --> 01:15:18,344 then who's at the controls of that plane? 1614 01:15:18,344 --> 01:15:21,103 [majestic music] 1615 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:40,655 [plane revving] 1616 01:15:42,413 --> 01:15:43,655 - [Munchie] Ladies and gentlemen, 1617 01:15:43,655 --> 01:15:45,275 welcome to Trans Munchie Airlines, 1618 01:15:45,275 --> 01:15:47,551 unbuckle your seat belts and get ready 1619 01:15:47,551 --> 01:15:50,000 for the ride of your life! 1620 01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:51,448 Party time! 1621 01:15:51,448 --> 01:15:53,344 [laughing] 1622 01:15:53,344 --> 01:15:56,000 [playful music] 1623 01:20:25,379 --> 01:20:28,206 [accordion music] 103975