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UNDERWEAR STAMPEDE CHRISTMAS SALE
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Underwear Stampede Christmas Sale!
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Best price on LCD TV's!
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Only today!
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MUG
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Turn that shit off!
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Fuck, man!
You'll bust up the TV.
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Slow down!
Stop!
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Get a move on, bro!
Over here!
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This way!
In the stable!
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In the stable!
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C'mon!
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Get 'er in there!
Give 'er a push!
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Faster! That's it!
C'mon!
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C'mon, bro!
C'mon, c'mon!
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Fuck, man!
You bored or what?
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Want a piece of this pitchfork?
Take that!
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Come at me!
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Back to work!
Move it.
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Chow!
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300, 400, 500...
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600, 620.
We're short.
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We're 400 short for the pig.
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- The Christmas pig...
- Cough up, bro!
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- I'm gonna fuck you up, man!
- Cough up the money!
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The money! You didn't chip in.
You're holding out on us.
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I don't fucking have to.
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The fuck!
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So you're not eating anything
for Christmas dinner?
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No.
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I know why you're holding out.
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You want to go abroad, wise guy.
Where do you want to go?
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- The Smoke.
- Smoke, my ass. London. England.
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- What do you...
- Do you know any English?
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- You are loser.
- What?
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The fuck you want to go there for?
They're not letting immigrants in now.
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They've wised up to that shit.
So why the fuck?
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Get it?
You're Polish!
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Get that into your head!
Poles belong in Poland!
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- Are you Polish?
- I am.
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I'd go there too if I could.
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- You'd go where?
- I would too.
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- Do you know any other language?
- I could learn.
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Sure, pigspeak and cowspeak.
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- Why're you riding him like that?
- What's your problem?
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You're on his case because he's
got prospects. What do you have?
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What fucking prospects?
Washing dishes?
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I can't stand the sight of you anymore.
I can't even listen to you.
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I know.
I know what you're up to.
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Your brother's going to England
because he's saving up,
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and I bet you're chipping in, and then
he'll bring you over there.
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Because he's family,
and I ain't shit.
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- Not with the way you're acting...
- What's going on here?
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Shut up, you'll give Mom a heart attack!
Yo, yo Sis!
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Quiet, I said!
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- Take the kid!
- Go to your room!
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Fuck off to England, all of you!
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Go!
I'm staying right here.
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- Quiet, she's gone.
- Have a drink.
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Go wherever the fuck you want.
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Fuck!
I keep telling 'em...
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Who mixed this concrete?
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Fuck this!
What the fuck is this shit!
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I fucking told you!
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Make the fucking concrete
less coarse!
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I don't understand what you're saying.
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Don't you fucking speak Polish?
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Of course you do.
Don't talk Gypsy to me!
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Look what you've fucking done.
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You calling your friend?
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You're goofing off all the time.
I fucking see you.
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I don't understand what you're saying.
Fuck!
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Enough!
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Gypsy, seek!
Good boy!
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Get down!
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Is it straight?
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Get off!
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Gypsy! Gypsy!
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Where's Jesus?
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- Get off the grave, Gypsy!
- Git!
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I don't understand.
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- Miss, get him a...
- But I don't understand.
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What do you want?
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Jesus!
Hallelujah!
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Lemme some change for a nip.
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- Don't disrespect him.
- Serve them!
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I'll come and pick you up tonight.
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Bye, Gypsy.
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Hop in!
Stay!
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What the fuck?
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C'mon down!
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I'm not getting on that,
you're insane.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Go to church, assholes!
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Go to church!
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- Fuck off!
- Fuck off, you peasants!
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Eat a dick, you fucking yokels!
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Slowly, easy does it!
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- This way.
- Leggo, she's fine!
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That's it, good...
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Go go go!
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Where you going?
Not that way!
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This empty seat at the table
is there for Christ:
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Christ who lives in our neighbor.
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Inasmuch as ye have done it
unto one of the least of these My brethren,
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ye have done it unto me,
said Christ.
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The Son of God is born,
and He is love.
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That is why we cannot leave
our fellow man out in the cold.
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And this empty seat is a symbol
of our open hearts,
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that welcome the weary traveler.
Amen.
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Amen.
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In the name of the Father, the Son,
and the Holy Ghost, Amen.
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My wish for you is stop fooling around,
start dressing proper,
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look like a human being,
not some monkey in a zoo.
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But I love you all the same.
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They say you have to wish people well.
Well, I wish you'd get your shit together,
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cut your hair,
and stop looking like a cunt.
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- And I wish you good health.
- She's a bitch.
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Good health!
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May you get married,
have children.
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So I can have grandkids.
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Because you're my darling son.
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All the best!
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Stay free. Stay the way you are,
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and leave this house,
and go far, far away.
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Here. You're out,
have some of mine.
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A Jew, a Muslim and a Black
dive off a tall building... who wins?
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- Well?
- Society!
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Speaking of food.
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This Roma kid says to his mother:
"Ma, I wanna shit!"
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And she goes:
"Hold on! I'll slice you off a piece."
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...and if you were in Switzerland
you'd be euthanized already.
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But here you are at this fucking table.
Here's to you, Grandpa!
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And to the lovely ladies -
none of whom are here.
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Cheers, Grandpa!
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Here's to euthanasia!
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Now you nailed it.
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One more thing, dearly beloved.
Before we go back to singing carols,
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I would like to thank all of you
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for your work, your help,
and your donations
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towards our statue
of Jesus Christ,
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our Almighty Lord,
King of Poland.
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My wish, for all of us,
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is for the work
to be finished safely
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so that, this spring,
we have the world's largest
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monument of its kind.
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Our Christ will be even larger
than the one in Rio de Janeiro.
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Let us sing.
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God is born and might is shaken,
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Lord of Heaven lying naked!
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Fire frozen, brightness dimming,
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he is boundless yet has limits.
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He was scorned yet crowned with glory,
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Mortal is the King of Ages,
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and the Word was made flesh
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and dwelt among us.
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Fetch, fetch!
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C'mere, c'mere!
Good boy!
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Will you be my wife?
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- Your wife?
- Yeah.
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- Seriously?
- Yup.
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Snaggletooth.
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Look at your wife!
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That's it!
Now look at your husband!
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Right!
We're good!
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It's OK now.
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Better than that,
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it's outstanding.
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Death!
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Death, death!
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Satanist! Satanist!
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Jacek!
Jacek!
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It's gonna be ok!
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Can you hear me?
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Jacek, can you hear me?
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It's gonna be ok!
We made it.
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Jacek, we all are there for you.
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It's gonna be all right.
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Wait!
We'll take one from the side
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to show the suture.
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- It looks very good, I mean it.
- Let me get a closeup. Hold on!
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Super!
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We had to put construction on hold.
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Never mind. You're alive,
that's what matters. It's a miracle.
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The Good Lord wanted it that way.
Christ wanted it that way.
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It's a miracle.
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Christ is giving you a second chance,
it's like you're born again.
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He cares about you,
that's the way you should see it.
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Maybe you have
something important left to do.
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But people will be asking questions,
they'll be wondering who to blame.
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You know how people are.
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Jacek, join us, will you?
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How do you feel?
What was it like,
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seeing your new face
for the first time?
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Can you see well, Jacek?
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- We'll take questions later.
- Jacek...
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- Can you speak clearly?
- Thank you...
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Jacek!
How did your family react,
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when they saw you for the first time?
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Jacek will have to undergo
a few more operations
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before he regains
all the functions he's lost,
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and that's bound to take several years.
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For now, Jacek can't feel his face,
he has trouble swallowing.
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There's a lot of rehabilitation ahead.
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But there will come a time
when Jacek will speak normally.
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- Can I say something?
- Yes.
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Thank you...
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Wait, hold on!
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My brother is happy.
He's fine with the face.
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You'll need to take precautions.
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The transplant
can still be rejected,
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so remember: no houseplants,
no pets,
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no carpets,
definitely no sports,
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no swimming,
no sleeping face down.
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He has to keep
taking the immunosuppressants.
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Part of it will be reimbursed,
but the rest of the bills are on you.
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I don't understand.
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I don't understand
what you said just now.
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The state can't afford
for every patient to have
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their treatment
and rehabilitation paid for.
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- So we're supposed to pay
for it ourselves? - That's right.
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How come nobody told us?
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But that's the way it's always been.
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I don't know what to say.
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It's the first transplantation
of that kind in Europe.
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We don't have the procedures
in place yet...
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What's with the masks?
Take that off!
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Hi, Jacek.
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Mama!
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Hi.
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In the name of the Father, the Son,
and the Holy Spirit.
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Lord, bless these, Thy gifts which we
are about to receive from Thy bounty.
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Tomato soup, my favorite.
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Mama.
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Good soup.
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Don't eat like a cunt.
Hold it in your hand.
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Can I get some chicken?
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It's me.
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It's me.
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Is Dagmara home?
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No.
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When will she be back?
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That's me.
Want an autograph?
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Hey there, Jesus!
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I don't know you, man.
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- Wanna drink?
- Who's the flowers for?
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You gave me a tenner, my friend.
Wanna have a drink?
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- See ya.
- I remember! Hello!
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Don't be mad at me.
My friend -
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Dearly beloved! Today's collection
will go towards
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the rehabilitation of Jacek Kalisztan,
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who has come back home to us
after a long recovery,
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and needs our help.
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00:42:45,330 --> 00:42:48,527
He used to help out
with the construction work,
255
00:42:48,930 --> 00:42:53,288
so let's now show
solidarity with our fellow man.
256
00:42:53,810 --> 00:42:56,768
As our Lord Jesus taught us to.
257
00:42:57,610 --> 00:43:02,889
All I have, my Lord, I give you
258
00:43:03,370 --> 00:43:08,683
and for you alone I live.
259
00:43:09,930 --> 00:43:15,369
Jesus Lord, I love you truly
260
00:43:15,850 --> 00:43:21,562
and your child I want to be.
261
00:43:22,730 --> 00:43:30,683
Take my heart, O Lord,
let it sing your praise.
262
00:43:33,770 --> 00:43:41,723
My heart and soul, O Lord,
take into your hands!
263
00:44:03,410 --> 00:44:05,640
- Us too.
- OK. Your turn.
264
00:44:07,610 --> 00:44:11,922
This side.
Thank you.
265
00:44:12,930 --> 00:44:16,764
Thank you.
That's it for now.
266
00:44:24,050 --> 00:44:26,963
Good morning.
Is Dagmara home?
267
00:44:29,250 --> 00:44:32,049
- Excuse me?
- Is Dagmara home?
268
00:44:33,250 --> 00:44:35,969
No, she's not.
And don't come back.
269
00:46:47,810 --> 00:46:52,122
Why so surprised? The fact is
your face is fucked up.
270
00:46:52,290 --> 00:46:55,089
No wonder she doesn't want you.
271
00:46:55,930 --> 00:46:57,807
Do you hear me?
272
00:47:00,490 --> 00:47:03,767
But I love you.
I'm your sister.
273
00:47:03,930 --> 00:47:07,685
And I'll do anything,
whatever it fucking takes,
274
00:47:08,370 --> 00:47:10,646
for the two of you
to get back together.
275
00:47:11,810 --> 00:47:14,609
Got that?
The cunt.
276
00:47:15,490 --> 00:47:19,040
- Stupid cunt.
- Don't call her that.
277
00:47:37,410 --> 00:47:39,560
We have Jacek's family
here with us.
278
00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:43,206
His brother with his wife, and his
brother-in-law. And whose are the kids?
279
00:47:43,410 --> 00:47:45,845
Mine...
Me and my wife's.
280
00:47:46,050 --> 00:47:49,088
It worked!
We're all very happy for you.
281
00:47:49,490 --> 00:47:51,322
- And what's your name?
- Asia.
282
00:47:51,490 --> 00:47:53,925
Asia, tell the truth.
Are you scared of your uncle?
283
00:47:54,490 --> 00:47:55,969
- Yes.
- There's no need to be.
284
00:47:56,090 --> 00:47:57,967
- And you, what's your name?
- Paweł.
285
00:47:58,130 --> 00:48:00,246
Paweł, how do you like
your uncle's new face?
286
00:48:00,530 --> 00:48:02,965
It looks better
than the old one.
287
00:48:03,090 --> 00:48:04,649
There you are!
What a smart thing to say.
288
00:48:05,010 --> 00:48:08,401
Iwona, this might be a tricky question:
What was the hardest part,
289
00:48:08,690 --> 00:48:10,886
of the whole story, for you personally?
290
00:48:12,650 --> 00:48:14,880
The waiting, I guess...
291
00:48:15,130 --> 00:48:18,600
And how have these events
changed you?
292
00:48:20,810 --> 00:48:23,165
Changed me?
293
00:48:25,490 --> 00:48:28,881
What have they taught you?
About life... about people?
294
00:48:30,530 --> 00:48:33,283
I never thought about that.
There was no time.
295
00:48:34,650 --> 00:48:37,927
What do you think,
will happen next?
296
00:48:39,370 --> 00:48:41,520
Peace and quiet.
297
00:48:42,010 --> 00:48:44,445
We'll have peace and quiet.
298
00:48:44,890 --> 00:48:47,359
Do you love your brother very much?
299
00:48:49,090 --> 00:48:50,888
I do.
300
00:48:52,850 --> 00:48:55,888
And there you have genuine love.
I wish you lots of strength.
301
00:48:56,250 --> 00:48:58,287
- Thanks a lot.
- Thank you.
302
00:48:58,450 --> 00:49:02,523
- You could have smiled.
- Great.
303
00:49:03,730 --> 00:49:08,122
- I did smile a bit at the end.
- You could have smiled more.
304
00:49:08,330 --> 00:49:11,880
- You weren't looking.
- All right already...
305
00:49:12,130 --> 00:49:14,087
Cut it out, it was OK.
306
00:49:15,690 --> 00:49:18,364
Here's to our celebrity!
307
00:49:18,570 --> 00:49:20,447
Cheers.
308
00:49:26,810 --> 00:49:32,249
My brother needs to take expensive
immunosuppressants every day.
309
00:49:32,650 --> 00:49:35,768
He needs rehabilitation.
He can't risk getting an infection,
310
00:49:35,890 --> 00:49:37,961
or catching a cold.
You know that, right?
311
00:49:38,090 --> 00:49:41,003
But Jacek,
is only partially disfigured,
312
00:49:41,290 --> 00:49:43,406
and that doesn't impair
his ability to work.
313
00:49:43,570 --> 00:49:46,130
There's nothing about
medication here.
314
00:49:46,330 --> 00:49:50,324
Besides, there are plenty of
office jobs he could do.
315
00:49:50,450 --> 00:49:52,600
- Right?
- Of course.
316
00:49:54,050 --> 00:49:57,884
He's practically blind in one eye.
What office jobs? What could he do?
317
00:49:58,130 --> 00:50:01,282
He could be a messenger.
318
00:50:09,530 --> 00:50:11,885
The Board rules that:
319
00:50:12,210 --> 00:50:16,681
1. Jacek Kalisztan is capable of
undertaking part-time work.
320
00:50:17,890 --> 00:50:21,201
2. He is not entitled to
a disability pension.
321
00:50:22,050 --> 00:50:27,728
3. The Board's decision is binding
and not subject to appeal.
322
00:50:28,090 --> 00:50:29,489
That will be all.
323
00:50:33,450 --> 00:50:36,363
My brother says
you can kiss his ass.
324
00:50:38,330 --> 00:50:39,650
And so can the rest of you.
325
00:50:41,250 --> 00:50:45,721
I feel horny
so I put on some porn
326
00:50:46,090 --> 00:50:48,923
and I start...
you know...
327
00:50:49,210 --> 00:50:52,089
- Self-abusing.
- That's a grave sin, my son.
328
00:50:53,410 --> 00:50:57,563
- But I don't want to cheat on my wife.
- Watching pornography is cheating.
329
00:50:58,730 --> 00:51:01,006
So what am I supposed to do?
330
00:51:01,570 --> 00:51:06,007
You're too self-centred.
Open up to your loved ones.
331
00:51:06,210 --> 00:51:11,205
How am I supposed to open up when
I have to share a bed with the kids?
332
00:51:11,410 --> 00:51:15,005
My wife's not putting out
because she's looking after Mug.
333
00:51:15,170 --> 00:51:17,810
- Who?
- My brother-in-law.
334
00:51:19,050 --> 00:51:22,168
Wonder if he's getting any
with that mug of his?
335
00:51:25,090 --> 00:51:27,286
It's hard to say.
336
00:51:42,850 --> 00:51:46,445
What we're trying for here
is to push the envelope.
337
00:51:46,690 --> 00:51:49,000
- We'd like Janek to be...
- Jacek.
338
00:51:49,130 --> 00:51:52,839
- Jacek.
- Jacek, of course. I'm sorry.
339
00:51:53,050 --> 00:51:56,441
We'd like Jacek
to become the face of our product.
340
00:51:56,730 --> 00:52:01,486
We run high-impact campaigns
with unique spokespersons.
341
00:52:02,890 --> 00:52:05,359
- No.
- Folks!
342
00:52:05,690 --> 00:52:08,887
We have a great track record.
We recently did a campaign for lingerie
343
00:52:08,970 --> 00:52:13,123
where we had a model with no legs.
We called it "Step into the Future"
344
00:52:13,250 --> 00:52:15,526
and it came out great.
345
00:52:15,810 --> 00:52:18,279
No legs?
What the fuck?
346
00:52:18,810 --> 00:52:20,801
Excuse me?
347
00:52:21,050 --> 00:52:24,247
We're not really interested,
we could have problems afterwards.
348
00:52:24,370 --> 00:52:28,250
You need to look at it
from another angle.
349
00:52:28,370 --> 00:52:32,682
It could be a boost
for transplants in Poland.
350
00:52:32,770 --> 00:52:33,919
That's one thing...
351
00:52:34,090 --> 00:52:37,685
And there's some money in it for you.
352
00:52:42,650 --> 00:52:46,439
Jacek! Over here!
Hold the product closer.
353
00:52:46,650 --> 00:52:48,084
That's it.
Good.
354
00:52:48,290 --> 00:52:49,883
- Are you smiling now?
- Yes.
355
00:52:50,010 --> 00:52:52,047
- Then don't.
- Why?
356
00:52:52,170 --> 00:52:55,242
Because I need you
to be serious.
357
00:52:56,370 --> 00:52:59,203
Up close, up close.
Let me see it, Dawid.
358
00:52:59,970 --> 00:53:02,166
Very nice.
359
00:53:02,610 --> 00:53:06,160
Now try another face, Jacek.
It has to look emotional.
360
00:53:06,370 --> 00:53:08,964
Look this way.
That's it!
361
00:53:09,410 --> 00:53:12,323
Now look at the product.
Turn it around...
362
00:53:14,130 --> 00:53:17,122
Very nice. Now for something different.
Stand straight.
363
00:53:17,250 --> 00:53:19,560
Look proud.
Proud you have the product.
364
00:53:27,330 --> 00:53:31,119
"Smooths the skin, removes scars,
relieves burns."
365
00:53:38,970 --> 00:53:41,564
Why are you looking at me like that?
366
00:53:41,770 --> 00:53:43,841
It's a photo.
What do I care?
367
00:53:44,930 --> 00:53:48,002
Jacek has a job now.
He's a model.
368
00:53:48,210 --> 00:53:51,521
What do you want from me, dear?
369
00:53:52,050 --> 00:53:54,087
Jacek's engaged to marry your daughter.
370
00:53:54,290 --> 00:53:57,806
Oh yeah?
Says who?
371
00:54:01,370 --> 00:54:05,409
She'd have to be crazy.
A monster like that.
372
00:54:06,010 --> 00:54:09,526
The whole village is talking.
He's like some space alien.
373
00:54:09,730 --> 00:54:13,007
You want him to be my son-in-law?
Do you?
374
00:54:14,090 --> 00:54:16,081
What if
the kids came out like him?
375
00:54:16,770 --> 00:54:19,239
With a face like that?
376
00:54:20,210 --> 00:54:22,520
But you love him.
377
00:54:32,250 --> 00:54:34,526
Say you do!
Don't be scared!
378
00:54:34,730 --> 00:54:36,209
Go on!
379
00:54:39,530 --> 00:54:41,168
I don't know.
380
00:55:39,770 --> 00:55:41,807
You changed your hair.
381
00:55:46,370 --> 00:55:49,328
I don't understand what you're saying.
382
00:55:57,890 --> 00:56:00,359
You've changed.
383
00:57:00,970 --> 00:57:03,530
I don't know who it is.
Maybe it's the other one.
384
00:57:04,090 --> 00:57:05,967
But it's not my son.
385
00:57:09,570 --> 00:57:12,130
I feel so strange
when he looks at me.
386
00:57:12,690 --> 00:57:15,079
It's like the other one
was looking.
387
00:57:17,090 --> 00:57:19,809
He looks at you
like he's some kind of pervert.
388
00:57:20,890 --> 00:57:23,404
Maybe that other one was a pervert?
389
00:57:28,090 --> 00:57:30,843
Will God even recognize him?
With someone else's face?
390
00:57:32,970 --> 00:57:35,723
Can someone like that be saved?
391
00:57:40,170 --> 00:57:42,207
What have I done
to deserve this?
392
00:57:42,530 --> 00:57:44,521
Is this some kind of punishment?
393
00:57:44,970 --> 00:57:49,168
A mother has to love her child.
Especially if it's sick.
394
00:57:49,370 --> 00:57:50,929
He's not my child!
395
00:57:51,090 --> 00:57:54,048
It would take an exorcism,
to make the other one go away.
396
00:57:54,290 --> 00:57:57,965
The waiting time to see an exorcist
is over a year...
397
00:57:58,330 --> 00:58:01,448
But I know people.
398
00:58:01,690 --> 00:58:03,089
I could help.
399
00:58:04,730 --> 00:58:07,404
The one I know
400
00:58:08,010 --> 00:58:10,650
cast the devil out of my cousin.
401
00:58:18,730 --> 00:58:21,449
- Are you smiling now?
- No.
402
00:58:21,770 --> 00:58:23,681
Try and look more serious.
403
00:58:27,130 --> 00:58:29,326
Don't blink!
404
00:59:54,850 --> 00:59:57,410
Chill the fuck down!
405
00:59:58,650 --> 01:00:01,005
Fuck off, you peasants!
406
01:00:24,130 --> 01:00:26,519
Look at you!
407
01:00:36,890 --> 01:00:41,088
I was wondering, Father,
if someone used to be...
408
01:00:41,290 --> 01:00:45,249
...engaged to someone and doesn't love
them anymore, is that a sin?
409
01:00:45,370 --> 01:00:48,408
Are you seeing anyone now, daughter?
410
01:00:48,690 --> 01:00:52,399
- I am, yeah.
- Are you staying pure?
411
01:00:54,410 --> 01:00:57,004
- Not entirely.
- What does that mean...
412
01:01:02,050 --> 01:01:05,725
Well, don't be shy!
Tell me... tell me!
413
01:01:09,730 --> 01:01:12,006
Do you touch each other?
414
01:01:13,450 --> 01:01:15,680
Some.
415
01:01:17,330 --> 01:01:19,765
And where do you touch each other?
416
01:01:21,130 --> 01:01:23,246
At home.
417
01:01:25,210 --> 01:01:28,885
That's not what I meant.
The devil is in the details.
418
01:01:29,370 --> 01:01:31,486
I meant...
419
01:01:31,770 --> 01:01:33,522
how do you touch each other.
420
01:01:36,370 --> 01:01:38,759
The regular way, I guess.
421
01:01:40,090 --> 01:01:43,208
Do you touch his member?
422
01:01:51,010 --> 01:01:53,240
...with your mouth?
423
01:01:57,610 --> 01:01:59,123
Go on!
424
01:01:59,330 --> 01:02:01,401
Is that a sin?
425
01:02:50,210 --> 01:02:52,087
I wish I could give him a hug.
426
01:02:52,290 --> 01:02:54,964
He looks so much like my son.
427
01:02:55,250 --> 01:02:57,685
It's like it was him.
428
01:02:59,610 --> 01:03:02,489
His death was not in vain.
429
01:03:02,690 --> 01:03:05,921
Pray for me and my son.
430
01:03:06,330 --> 01:03:09,368
My son was a skilled handyman.
431
01:03:09,530 --> 01:03:15,003
He even built me
a rock pond before he died.
432
01:03:15,530 --> 01:03:18,886
Maybe Jacek could come
see me some time.
433
01:03:19,250 --> 01:03:21,685
I'd treat him like a son.
434
01:03:23,450 --> 01:03:26,761
Mrs Krystyna
is taking part in a viewers' poll
435
01:03:26,850 --> 01:03:28,249
for Woman of the Year.
436
01:03:28,370 --> 01:03:30,361
If you want to vote for
Mrs Krystyna,
437
01:03:30,490 --> 01:03:36,600
text KRYSTYNA to 4456.
438
01:04:10,090 --> 01:04:13,765
Sancte Michael Archangele,
defende nos in praelio.
439
01:04:15,610 --> 01:04:19,843
Contra nequitiam et insidias
diaboli esto praesidium.
440
01:04:21,930 --> 01:04:25,525
Lord Jesus Christ,
heed my prayer and save your servant
441
01:04:25,770 --> 01:04:29,286
from demonic ruination
and the clutches of the noonday devil.
442
01:04:31,130 --> 01:04:36,409
Heed my prayer through the intercession of
Mary Thy Sorrowful and Immaculate Mother.
443
01:04:40,370 --> 01:04:43,249
Let me go!
444
01:04:43,410 --> 01:04:46,209
- Water!
- Let me go!
445
01:04:46,810 --> 01:04:48,369
- Fuck!
- Water!
446
01:04:48,450 --> 01:04:54,287
Fuck off you filthy cunt.
I'm not letting you have him.
447
01:04:54,810 --> 01:05:00,328
I command you, Satan,
at this sepulchre of human salvation.
448
01:05:00,730 --> 01:05:04,200
Begone from this servant of God.
Begone!
449
01:05:06,250 --> 01:05:10,767
I cast you out, unclean spirit. In the name
of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.
450
01:05:11,010 --> 01:05:14,799
He commands you: Begone!
451
01:05:21,170 --> 01:05:27,360
Imperet illi Deus,
supplices deprecamur...
452
01:05:36,570 --> 01:05:39,801
Imperet illi Deus,
453
01:05:41,290 --> 01:05:43,850
supplices deprecamur:
454
01:05:44,890 --> 01:05:46,767
tuque.
455
01:05:53,290 --> 01:05:55,520
Film it!
456
01:06:09,330 --> 01:06:11,765
Film it!
457
01:06:14,930 --> 01:06:18,844
Tell the truth!
Do you exist or not?
458
01:06:19,050 --> 01:06:21,280
Does the devil exist?
459
01:06:21,570 --> 01:06:24,210
He does, he does.
460
01:06:26,450 --> 01:06:29,488
Can you prove it?
461
01:06:43,170 --> 01:06:47,004
Are you out of your fucking minds?
462
01:06:56,970 --> 01:07:01,680
Mug!
Mug!
463
01:08:01,450 --> 01:08:07,605
Saint Thomas, pray for us!
464
01:08:08,210 --> 01:08:14,809
Saint Matthew, pray for us!
465
01:08:16,250 --> 01:08:21,120
All ye Saints,
Apostles and Evangelists,
466
01:08:21,490 --> 01:08:24,801
pray for us!
467
01:08:25,690 --> 01:08:31,880
Saint Luke, pray for us!
468
01:08:32,090 --> 01:08:37,802
Saint Mark, pray for us!
469
01:08:38,530 --> 01:08:45,482
Saint Barnabas, pray for us!
470
01:08:45,650 --> 01:08:52,807
Saint Mary Magdalene,
pray for us!
471
01:08:53,850 --> 01:09:01,484
All ye Saints, Disciples of our Lord,
pray for us!
472
01:09:03,050 --> 01:09:06,088
About twenty zlotys,
that's all there is.
473
01:09:07,570 --> 01:09:11,325
Maybe if you were at Mass
more often than you are on TV,
474
01:09:11,410 --> 01:09:14,084
maybe they'd give more then.
475
01:09:15,730 --> 01:09:18,370
It's hard to say.
476
01:09:21,530 --> 01:09:24,283
He doesn't want your money.
477
01:09:30,530 --> 01:09:31,850
People are mean.
478
01:09:32,090 --> 01:09:35,003
We'll get by without them.
God bless.
479
01:10:19,370 --> 01:10:22,089
To me, you're still the same.
480
01:10:22,890 --> 01:10:25,530
Come here.
481
01:10:30,370 --> 01:10:32,725
You're so strong.
482
01:10:34,810 --> 01:10:37,040
You're...
You're...
483
01:10:37,330 --> 01:10:38,365
Come home.
484
01:10:44,170 --> 01:10:49,643
Lord Jesus is approaching:
485
01:10:50,170 --> 01:10:54,641
he's knocking on my door.
486
01:10:55,450 --> 01:11:00,889
I'll run ahead and greet him,
487
01:11:01,330 --> 01:11:06,200
my heart trembling with joy.
488
01:11:06,850 --> 01:11:08,329
Paweł!
489
01:11:08,650 --> 01:11:11,688
Oh joy unmitigated,
490
01:11:11,850 --> 01:11:13,887
- Paweł!
- Paweł, over here.
491
01:11:14,010 --> 01:11:18,049
The Lord has come to me.
492
01:11:18,250 --> 01:11:22,767
Look down with grace, o Jesus,
493
01:11:23,090 --> 01:11:24,125
Asia!
494
01:11:24,290 --> 01:11:28,921
...that I may welcome Thee.
495
01:14:44,730 --> 01:14:48,519
Get the fuck up!
He's totally shit-faced.
496
01:14:49,490 --> 01:14:52,562
Get him up.
Hold on.
497
01:14:53,010 --> 01:14:55,445
Got him!
Take the fucking chair.
498
01:15:02,090 --> 01:15:05,367
Got him? Let's go.
499
01:16:02,570 --> 01:16:04,800
We've got a problem...
500
01:16:05,010 --> 01:16:08,765
- We haven't changed anything.
- It's all according to the blueprints.
501
01:16:08,970 --> 01:16:12,600
It looks like Christ is
facing the wrong way.
502
01:16:12,770 --> 01:16:13,965
Mother Mary!
503
01:16:14,410 --> 01:16:18,643
It's exactly the way it was
in the drawings we got from the Curia.
504
01:16:18,850 --> 01:16:21,205
Like the one in Rio de Janeiro.
505
01:16:21,610 --> 01:16:25,080
And which way should
Christ be looking?
506
01:16:26,650 --> 01:16:28,482
Rio de Janeiro?
507
01:16:28,690 --> 01:16:32,763
Towards Jasna Góra, the shrine of
Our Lady of Częstochowa.
508
01:16:33,090 --> 01:16:35,730
Out of Poland there shall come a spark,
that will prepare the world
509
01:16:35,810 --> 01:16:37,562
for my Second Coming.
So it is written.
510
01:16:38,210 --> 01:16:39,803
Let me put it this way.
511
01:16:40,410 --> 01:16:43,402
The eyes of the nation
are turned to this statue.
512
01:16:43,890 --> 01:16:47,770
We don't want any more
unpleasant incidents.
513
01:16:48,250 --> 01:16:51,163
We all remember that terrible accident.
And the media circus that followed.
514
01:16:51,410 --> 01:16:54,562
Let me put it this way:
Do what you need to do!
515
01:16:55,090 --> 01:16:59,721
And the Church will shut its eyes
to your hiring Muslims here.
516
01:17:00,690 --> 01:17:03,808
Gypsies aren't Muslims,
Your Excellency.
517
01:17:06,410 --> 01:17:11,769
I'm going down to the grave,
518
01:17:12,130 --> 01:17:17,921
in the darkness I'll lay.
519
01:17:18,410 --> 01:17:24,088
And I'll rest there in sorrow,
520
01:17:24,410 --> 01:17:29,439
waiting for Judgment Day.
521
01:17:29,810 --> 01:17:35,123
I'm going down to the grave
522
01:17:35,250 --> 01:17:41,007
taking nothing with me,
523
01:17:41,410 --> 01:17:46,849
just this wooden casket,
524
01:17:47,490 --> 01:17:52,610
and a plain white sheet.
525
01:17:53,050 --> 01:17:58,489
Just this wooden casket,
526
01:17:58,930 --> 01:18:04,403
and a plain white sheet.
527
01:18:30,090 --> 01:18:32,604
You bitch!
528
01:19:06,850 --> 01:19:10,764
You know that
Grandpa left us the field?
529
01:19:12,690 --> 01:19:14,840
- What?
- Yeah.
530
01:19:15,330 --> 01:19:17,719
He left us the field before he died.
531
01:19:18,050 --> 01:19:19,609
Which one?
532
01:19:21,410 --> 01:19:23,879
- By the woods.
- I heard him.
533
01:19:24,050 --> 01:19:26,246
Yeah, Junior was there.
534
01:19:26,570 --> 01:19:28,846
You got that on paper?
535
01:19:29,850 --> 01:19:32,319
Fuck paper.
We talked about it before he died.
536
01:19:32,410 --> 01:19:35,289
- He said it was ours.
- It's mine.
537
01:19:35,530 --> 01:19:39,444
It's ours and we're building a house there.
He said: Build a house there.
538
01:19:39,530 --> 01:19:41,487
- I'm building a house there!
- It's mine!
539
01:19:41,650 --> 01:19:44,608
You can build a house there
if you buy the field off me.
540
01:19:44,770 --> 01:19:48,650
- What did you say, you fat fuck?
- Don't fucking talk to me that way!
541
01:19:49,410 --> 01:19:54,120
Fuck you, it's my field.
He fucking said it was mine.
542
01:20:01,250 --> 01:20:03,810
Like it's your land?
Are you a Kalisztan?
543
01:20:03,930 --> 01:20:05,603
My name is Kalisztan!
544
01:23:15,810 --> 01:23:18,404
MUG
545
01:27:26,770 --> 01:27:28,568
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