All language subtitles for Lucifer_S02E07_My Little Monkey.English (CC)

[Lucifer] Previously on Lucifer...

Seriously, tell me,
what do you actually want?

My father was a cop. He was a great cop.

I really do want to help people.

She starred in Hot Tub High School.

And two weeks later her father died.

You were right before. We've been
living in the past for too long.

It's time we get a divorce.

I need to figure out
where I fit in in this world.

So, we're still good to be roomies, right?

I need you to be honest with me.

About who you are.

-No more lies.
-[Lucifer] Very well.

♪ Wake up, kids
We've got the dreamers disease ♪

♪ Age 14
We got you down on your knees ♪

[officer] Sloths move faster,
Petey. Snails.

The humble tortoise.

Can't rush perfection.

This is true.

Hawaiian bread, just the way you like it.

Thanks, Petey.

No, thank you, Officer Decker.

Before I forget...

For you and Grace.

Hot Tub High School?

Opens Friday.

-My little monkey is gonna be a star.
-We wouldn't miss it.

Do me a favor. I hear there's some
funny business about 15 minutes in.

-Oh, you mean that scene where--
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let's not finish that thought.

Just tell her it was a good movie.

-Kids these days.
-Yeah, I know.

But, hey, I'm proud of her.

[door bell jingles]

You okay, Petey?

[gun cocks]

Hey, listen...

[Petey yelping]

[man] Hand over the cash!

-Come on. Hurry up.
-[Petey] Here. Here you go. Don't shoot.

[man] Empty the whole thing. Come on.
Let's go. Let's go.

["Feather Jesus" by Fassine playing]

♪ We are not familiar ♪

♪ This permanent white ♪

No, Warden, you listen to me.

This man killed my father.
He cannot be released.

[exhales sharply]

Detective, I have a bone to pick with you.

-Not a good time, Lucifer.
-Agreed. It's a horrible time.

Dr. Linda just canceled my session.
She won't take my calls.

I think I... truly scared her off.

-Something happened with your shrink?
-Yes.

And it's all your fault.

I mean, you're the one
who suggested I open up to her.

Well, smashing advice, Detective.

I don't have time for this right now.

What, do we have a case?

I'm dealing with my own issues.

Oh. Even better.

-Let's solve those, shall we?
-Lucifer, stop.

I'm sorry.

But there's no way
that you can help me right now.

You're just... You're too you.

Yes, you're right, Detective.

Being me seems to be a problem,
doesn't it?

Everywhere I go, someone gets hurt.

Well, clearly, I need to be not me,
instead, someone better, more helpful.

More boring.

Okay, I got you
a hot soy latte, extra foam.

[Chloe] Thank you.

You okay, Chloe?

Mmm-hmm. All good.

Just on my way out.

Something is seriously bothering her.

Hmm?

Nah. I hadn't noticed.

But you did.

[door buzzing]

[Chloe] This isn't right, Warden.

Joe Fields is a convicted murderer,
a cop killer.

You're letting him off on family leave?

Detective, I understand how you feel--

Oh, respectfully, there is no way
you understand how I feel.

I'm sorry.

I know it's your father
we're talking about,

but this wasn't my call.

Fields has been a model prisoner
for over a decade.

He lobbied the Prisoners' Rights Board,
and they said yes.

What's he gonna do with his leave?
Go destroy another family?

It's for his granddaughter's christening.

My dad never got to go
to his granddaughter's christening.

Where is the justice in that?

I'm sorry, Detective.
I wish there was something we could do.

[Chloe sighs]

[door buzzes, closes]

[cell phone ringing]

-Decker.
-[Lucifer on cell phone] Ah, Detective.

I think I may have found
a way to make myself useful.

It's not a good time, Lucifer.

What if I told you
I wasn't Lucifer anymore?

What?

I've decided to try
and walk a mile in another man's shoes,

see the world
from a different perspective.

I'm going to learn how to Douche...

I may have to rephrase that one.

But do I have your permission
to follow Daniel?

Yeah, do whatever. I gotta go.

Hello?

I'll take that as a yes.

Yeah, I'm just following up on
any information that you may have.

Uh, yeah.

Joe Fields. Come out.

You're not gonna get away with this.

Joe Fields.

[theme music playing]

[siren chirping]

I still don't get it, man.

Why the hell are you
following me around all of a sudden?

Because I want to learn
what it's like to be you, Daniel.

Your approach to life intrigues me.

[scoffs] This from the guy
who punched me in the face.

That was last week.

Anyway, the Detective
already agreed to it.

You're the department bottom.
So you have to do what she says.

-What's this really about?
-[sighs]

Look, people like you,
they find you helpful.

Like duct tape, or a trusty socket wrench.

I want you to teach me your secret.

I want you to show me how to be a tool.

You stay out of the way, follow my lead.
I call all the shots, you understand?

This feels like something
that you would agree to, so yes.

What do we got?

Three gunshot victims,
shot execution style.

Van driver got
a single bullet to the neck,

guard got one to the head,

and the prisoner
got a double tap to the chest.

Prisoner's name is Joe Fields.

-Wait a minute, the Joe Fields? As in--
-Yeah.

The guy that killed my father.

They targeted him while he was vulnerable.

This was a hit, Dan.

[Ella] Wait a second.

The guy who killed your dad
was just murdered,

and you caught the case?

Yeah.

-That is totally messed up.
-Mmm-hmm.

-Are you okay?
-Yeah. I'm fine.

Fine? You should be ecstatic.

[laughs] Your father's killer
just got the ultimate punishment.

-Who was first on the scene?
-It was me.

I made the call.

[Dan] You followed him?

Yeah. I know this looks bad.

You stalked your father's murderer
right before he was killed?

That was a terrible move, Detective.

It was, right?

What were you planning to do, Chloe?
Crash the christening?

I don't know, Dan.
I was angry. The guy killed my father.

He had the nerve to smile at me.

Do you have any idea what that feels like?

No. No, I don't.

But you still shouldn't have followed him.

No one actually thinks that you did this,

-but you know what it looks like, right?
-Yes, I do.

That's why I'm gonna
step away from the case.

It's a massive conflict of interest.

Don't worry, Chloe.
I'm gonna stay on this.

Yes, Detective Dan and I won't rest
until we catch the killer.

I don't think that it's a good idea
for Lucifer to be part of this case.

I agree.

I mean, the last thing this case needs
is a loose cannon.

She needs someone like you,
a reliable, helpful, boring detective.

Now, the good news
is that's me as well now.

So, the Dans are on the case.

Can't you take anything seriously, man?

I assure you
I'm taking this very seriously.

Oh, really? You're doing
a great job of showing it.

[Chloe] Guys.

It would mean a lot to me
if you worked together on this.

-[door opens]
-[Dan sighs]

Of course, Chloe.

Okay, so...

Whoa, this looks heavy.

Like, waiting-for-STD-results heavy.

[whispers] I can come back later.

No, no, it's fine. What is it?

Okay, so I went through
all the prints from the van. Okay?

And all of them cleared
as prison personnel,

except for an ex-con named Rodney Lam.

And, get this.
He served time with Joe Fields.

-We're on it.
-We're on it.

Nice.

You're working on a new role? Hmm?

[Lucifer scoffs]

You're wearing that to an interview?

-What's the job?
-Preschool aide.

-Do you like little kids?
-[chuckles]

I've dealt with
filthy, screaming humans before.

At least these are smaller.

I'm not sure this is you.

[Trixie] Ms. Perez says
we should choose jobs we love doing.

So, what about you, Maze?
What do you love to do?

I don't know.

Well, just be yourself.

[Maze chuckles]

Thanks, little human.

[crunching]

So good.

Well, the secret ingredient
is the Hawaiian bread,

and then you just cut a hole
in the middle for the egg.

Can I have this for every meal?

You know, this one
used to be my favorite, too.

[Trixie chuckles]

Grandpa used to bring me this sandwich
every Thursday after acting class.

Why don't we ever talk about Grandpa?

Mmm...

I guess because I miss him.

Do you think he would've
brought me sandwiches?

Mmm-hmm.

I think he would have loved that, monkey.

[knocking on door]

Come on, it's time for your homework.

-Can I help you?
-Chloe Decker?

You're gonna pay for what you've done.

Okay, take it easy.

My father was a good man.

He didn't deserve
to get gunned down like an animal.

All he wanted was to meet my daughter.

You're Tina Fields.

You killed my father.

-I--
-You thought you were getting revenge,

but you murdered an innocent man.

Tina, think about your baby.

If you pull that trigger,
you'll never hold her again.

[Trixie] Mommy, who's here?

It's nothing, honey. Stay in your room!

[breathing heavily]

I didn't kill your father.
You have to believe me.

Mommy? Is everything okay?

Yeah, honey. Everything's fine, monkey.
Go back in your room.

Mommy just needs to help
another mommy, okay?

Oh, God, I'm sorry.

I was just so angry.

I never wanted to believe
my dad killed a cop.

And then, today, when I got the video...

What video?

His lawyer sent this to me,

said I was to receive it
upon the event of his death.

[rock music playing]

Sorry, not sorry.
I had to stop for a costume change.

-Nice jacket.
-Thank you.

Oh, man. What the hell?

Are you here to work
or are you here to play games?

Well, I'll have you know
I take the School of Dan quite seriously.

Even if it does involve skinny fit jeans.

Any news on our suspect?

His name is Rodney Lam.

CI told me
that he is obsessed with this place.

He eats here all the time.

So, if he shows up,
just try to see him before he sees us.

Oh, I get it now.

So, your boring attire
is, like, camo for the average Joe.

Blend in, catch the baddie off-guard.

Afterwards, they'll forget
you were even there.

That is very clever, Daniel.

This guy has
a serious history of violence, all right?

He might have a gun,
he might take a hostage.

Who knows what he could do?

So he wouldn't, say, be openly eating
a nacho burrito dog, sitting on that car?

-You watch my six.
-Absolutely.

Rodney Lam. LAPD.
No sudden moves. You're under arrest.

Rodney?

Maybe we blend in so well
he doesn't even see us.

Rodney Lam!

Good call, Rodney.

Nice and easy.

[grunts]

I just wanted one last meal.

You want a bite?

Ah. No, thank you.
We're not doing carbs, are we?

[clears throat]

Baby. [snickers]

It's Daddy.

If, uh, you're watching this,

it means I'm dead.

Now, I know it sucks.

I don't know if you'll get this tomorrow,
or 30 years from now.

But I want you to know the truth.

I didn't kill that cop.

I'm sorry for missing all your birthdays,
graduation, your life.

But Daddy wants you to know, baby,

I love you.

See? He's innocent.

Tina, I can tell
your dad loves you very much,

but this video doesn't prove anything.

His lawyers had this tape for 16 years.

He made them promise
to give it to me when he died.

That has to mean something.

Sixteen years.

He recorded this
the day my father was killed.

Three minutes before he died, but...

What part of town is this?

It's our old apartment in Venice.

My father was killed
across the city in Koreatown.

There's no way your father
could have recorded this

and gotten to the crime scene in time.

So, it's true. He didn't do it.

Which means whoever did kill my father
got away with this and is still out there.

[breathing shakily]

[Rodney] I did it.

I killed Joe Fields.

He disrespected me in the yard.

So, when I heard that he was getting
some sort of temporary leave,

I knew that it was my chance
to make things right.

Oh, there you have it.

Looks like our douching paid off.
The Detective will be pleased.

And, you know, you make it look so easy.

Where did you say
you stopped that van, again?

Spring and College.

We found it at Hill.

That's what I meant.

Then you went and you emptied
the clip into the driver, right?

Hell yeah.

The driver died
from a single shot to the neck.

But Dan 1, why are you spoiling
a perfectly good confession?

You're lying, Rodney.

You don't know the facts
because you didn't do it.

Oh, I see what you did there.

Of course, that's why you're Dan 1.

Why are you confessing
to a crime you didn't commit?

Where are you going?
Wait, just slow your roll for a second.

I think, for the sake of the Detective,

I'm gonna take a time-out
from my Dansformation.

[laughing] Oh, God.

Rodney, what do you want out of life? Hmm?

To be a good provider
and take care of my family.

So, you confess
to a crime you didn't commit.

It's quite counterintuitive.

Unless you got paid to do it.

You've been locked up for most your life.
It's all you know.

Now you're free, you got mouths to feed,
no way to earn.

Out here, I'm no one, guys.

And if we don't arrest you,
you don't get any money.

But if he really wants
back in the slammer,

then false confession's
a criminal offense, correct?

-Definitely an obstruction of justice.
-Hmm.

Could get you a few years.

[Lucifer] We could get you a narcoleptic
lawyer and a merciless judge.

Who knows, with your prior history,

they might throw the book at you. Hmm?

All right.

Here's how it went down.

I put word out that I needed money.

I was desperate.

Then some people came to me with an offer.

[knocking on door]

Linda, are you there?

I need a character reference.

-Linda?
-[door rattling]

[footsteps fading]

[gasping]

Can you teleport?

[chuckles] What? No.
You left your window open.

Hey, are you okay?

Wait...

You know, don't you?

He showed you.

I saw his face.

Well, you're taking it
really well, actually.

Linda, you're not afraid of me, are you?

Of course I am!

You're a demon.

[chuckles and sniffles]

He told me. [chuckles]

I thought it was a sexual metaphor.

Well, you're not wrong there.

But you really are one.

Aren't you?

Yeah, I am.

Is that really so bad?

Please go. [sighs]

[Lucifer] Ah, Detective!

Joe Fields didn't kill my father.

Wait, what?

He's a fall guy.
He made a false confession

in exchange for
regular payments to his daughter.

All these years,
she didn't touch the money.

She probably thought it was stolen.

I have the account number
that made the transfers.

Well, we just met a chap
who did the same thing.

What?

Rodney got paid
to make a false confession.

The money was transferred
into his wife's account

right after we arrested him.

This is the same account
that paid Rodney Lam's wife.

[Chloe] That's no coincidence.

So, whoever killed Joe Fields
killed my father.

And he's still out there.

Hey, don't blame yourself.

You were just a kid back then.

Yeah, well, I'm not anymore.

Hey, rookie! You're late.

I thought I was early.

Your FTO has been
looking all over for you.

What, you want to get written up
your first day?

-No, I... I honestly thought I was--
-Really?

Knock it off, McMillan. Back to work.

You got to watch out for this guy.
He gave me hell on my first day, too.

-Hi.
-Hi.

I'm Dan Espinoza.

Chloe Decker.

Nice to meet you.
Can I help you with those?

Sure.

Come on, I'll show you around.

The most important place, first,
is the kitchen.

We've got bagels over here
if you want 'em.

Interrogation is that way.

And the lab is that way.

Are you John Decker's daughter?

Uh, I'm so sorry.

I mean, he's kind of a legend around here.

He was a little before my time,
but he sounded like a great guy.

The best.

Uh...

Bagel? [chuckles]

[mimics bugle]

Never fear, LuciDan is here.

Or is it Douchifer?

Actually, it's got more
of a ring to it, hasn't it?

Why are you two dressed the same?

Don't ask.

The bank account traces back
to a bathhouse on Pico.

It's a dummy front
for a Russian syndicate in LA.

So, the real killer is somehow connected
to the Russian mob?

We have a suspect, name is Boris Sokoloff,
owns the bathhouse.

He connects to criminals,
but keeps his own hands clean.

-No one has ever been able to get to him.
-Yet.

Detective Dan and I won't rest
until we get to the bottom of this.

I promise you.

Whoa.

Look, who bought a ticket to the gun show.

Divorce becomes you, Detective.

-I do not sound like that.
-Of course we do.

We sound like two totally normal dudes.

Will you cut it with the "we" stuff?

I need you to stop playing around
and take this seriously.

You got it, partner.

-This is gonna be epic.
-Lucifer, I'm not kidding.

[sighs] Very well.

So what's the plan?

[Dan] Well, you're exactly the kind of
person that Boris would deal with.

So, I need you to approach him
and try to make a deal with him.

I'll tell him I need a fall guy
for a murder I'm gonna commit.

-Exactly.
-Hmm.

But, like I said before, he spooks
really easily. So, don't go--

Boris!

Like that.

Hello there.
Uh, I'd like to talk with you, if I may.

-I don't know you.
-[Lucifer] You don't.

So, let's fix that, shall we?

The name's Dan.

-Deputy Warden's here for you.
-Oh.

Joe Fields' personal effects.

We usually turn those over
to the next of kin within 72 hours,

but, uh, I thought
it might help you, Detective.

Thank you.

This is great. Thank you.

Well, if there's anything else I can do
to help, please let me know.

Thanks.

I know. Joe Fields isn't my case.

I'll just... I'll leave it here for Dan.

Well, I mean, nothing is stopping me
from helping out with the Joe Fields case,

while you tackle your dad's, right?

I mean, if it's the same killer,
divide and conquer.

You don't have to do that.

I kind of already started.

Uh, right over here. Thanks.

Last six months of your dad's paperwork.

You know, incident reports,
booking slips, arrest records.

I mean, half of it's on microfiche
and, like, papyrus.

But I don't know, I thought it would help,
you know, to figure out

what your dad was working on
when he was killed.

See? I knew you were a hugger.

So, what do you got so far?

It was a clever cover-up.

But what kind of robber
would be so well-connected, you know?

They gave Joe Fields everything he needed
to pose as my father's killer.

I mean, he confessed.

And he had the gun
that was used in the shooting.

Ballistics confirmed
that it was the murder weapon.

-Yeah, no wonder it was case closed.
-Yeah.

These prints are un-ID'ed from the scene,
but they could be the killer's.

And did they ping anyone in the database?

No, dead end.

All right.
Maybe I can dig a little deeper.

So, tell me.

Why would I help you two?

Because we're just two regular fellows
who need your help, Boris.

I don't believe you.

Mr. Sokoloff.

People call me human lie detector.

Because I look in my clients' eyes

and I can know
if they're telling the truth.

Well, I respect that, Boris.

I have a trick myself
that's quite similar, actually.

And you're right,
we haven't told you the whole truth.

So here goes.

-I want someone dead.
-Who?

Lucifer Morningstar.

And what has this person done
to deserve death?

Well, he hurts people.

And not just his enemies,
those close to him as well.

In fact, I think
he hurts them most of all.

He's right. The guy's violent.
He's a total loose cannon.

Yes, believe me when I say, Boris,

that the world would be a better place
without him.

You both have true hatred for this man.

Apparently so.

Do we have a deal?

Go and take care of this Lucifer person.

I'll find you your patsy.

Lovely.

I hear you won't talk.

Okay.

We have hard evidence linking your
bank account to two different murders.

What do you have to say about that?

[sighs]

I heard you're a human lie detector.
Is that true?

[clears throat]

One of those murders was my father.

It's why I'm not on the case.

And it's why I'm not supposed to be
in this room talking to you.

But I'm not a cop right now, Boris.

I'm a daughter.

And I'm not gonna let this go.

So, you point me in the right direction

or I swear to God, I'm gonna
make your life a living hell.

I believe you.

His name was John Decker.

I admit to nothing.

But I did once hear about a John Decker.

And as I recall,

he was sniffing somewhere
he didn't belong.

What do you mean?

My father was a beat cop
at a robbery gone wrong.

Hey, man.

I just wanna say, nice work earlier.

-Was it?
-Yeah.

We got Boris.

And I don't know
how you lied to him like that.

Well, simple. I didn't lie.

[sighs]

Well, then you have
some serious issues, bro.

Obviously. I mean, why do you think
I'm doing all this, Danny?

Yet, do you know, I'm still no closer
to figuring out your secret?

-Because I don't have a secret.
-Well, you must.

One that explains how you're able to be
so, you know, frustratingly you.

You see, man,
I try to compliment you and you--

Hey.

I think my father's death was a hit.

It sounds like he stumbled
onto something huge,

and someone took him out for it.

Chloe, do you want me
to help you with this?

No, I got it on this end. But thank you.

Well, where to now, twinsy? Hmm?

-Wow.
-[sighs]

What's the job this time?

Topless maids.

But apparently,
I still have to do some cleaning.

[scoffs] Screw that.

-You okay?
-No, I just...

I can't find the right job.

My only friend stopped talking to me.

Only?

[chuckles]

What's all of this?

My dad's stuff from storage.

After he died, the department
boxed up his desk and sent it to us.

You find anything?

Not yet.

One of the cases he assisted on
got him killed,

and I have to figure out which one it is.

But it's funny, he always talked about
how he didn't wanna be a detective,

how it was too much work.

And yet, here he was,
doing all of this detective work.

Guess the apple doesn't fall
far from the tree.

Mmm.

I tried a bunch of stuff,
but after my dad died, it just felt right.

Yeah, but, like, how do you know
what feels right?

Mmm...

You just know.

["Catch Me If You Can"
by Desert Belle playing]

♪ You missed by a whisker ♪

♪ You won't find me ♪

♪ Slipping through your fingers ♪

♪ So easily ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm the one you can't forget ♪

♪ The one that's stuck inside... ♪

No secret, indeed.

So what's behind door number one, Daniel?

[Dan mimicking engine revving]

Oh, no, no. Not this.

Better a snuff movie, Human Centipede,

clown porn, but not improv.

Hey, thanks for picking me up, man.
What's your name?

Lucifer Morningstar.

[man] Wait.
I'm hitchhiking with the Devil?

Oh, yes, indeed.

[man] I didn't expect the Devil
to be driving around LA.

Oh, yes, I live here, actually.
I do whatever I want.

Mmm. Like what?

Drink, mostly,
and insult people, you ponce.

[audience laughing]

[Dan] You got a girlfriend?

-Yes.
-Lovely.

Can I borrow her?

-But she's the love of my life.
-Perfect.

Let's make it a threesome.

That is not me!

[man 1] Relax, you'll get your turn.
[man 2] What's your problem, huh?

[man 1] Gotta sign up, pal.

[man] Good scene, man.
You crushed it.

[Dan] You, too, bro.

Detective Douche...

how dare you subject me
to this pathetic caricature?

You have the nerve to stand there
and accuse me of making fun of you

after everything you've done
in the last couple of days?

Hell, ever since we first met.

-Detective Douche--
-Dan. My name is Dan!

Or Detective Espinoza.

Right. Dan.

I only did it because
you're everything that I'm not.

Boring, helpful. Your life is simple.

[scoffing laughter]

-My life?
-Yes.

Come on, man.
You're rich, you're handsome.

You drive fancy cars, you date hot girls,

you have no kids,
you have no responsibilities.

How much more simple can life get?

Afraid you don't know the whole story.

Well, fine. Tell me.

[scoffs, smacks lips]

You see, that's just it, Dan.

The last person I opened up to I hurt.

A lot.

Let alone I've hurt
my own flesh and blood.

[Dan sighs]

[scoffs]

[Lucifer sighs]

It's all I seem to be able to do.

Welcome to the club.

You think Chloe divorced me
because I'm a perfect guy?

I did a lot of things
that I'm not proud of, man.

And I'm just trying to work through 'em.

What, through mime?

What do you do, stuff your feelings
in a box and throw away the key?

-It's not mime. It's improv.
-[scoffs]

And I started the class after the divorce
because I needed a distraction.

Perspective.

A way to step out of my own skin
for a bit.

I... [mumbles]

I'm not a spontaneous guy.

I don't live in the moment like you do.

So, you were trying to learn
how not to Douche?

[snickers]

Yeah, I guess that's one way to put it.

[both laugh]

Don't tell Chloe.

All right?

[scoffs]

[knocking on door]

Oh, it's you. [sighs] Hello, Detective.
I got your message.

Oh. Hi.

-Feeling back to your old self?
-[sighs]

I suppose.
So I doubt I'll be of much help.

Oh. On second thought, it looks like
I came at just the right time.

I have nothing to say to you.

Thanks to you, I lost my friend.

-Friend? What friend?
-The doctor.

I was just working through some stuff.
I didn't think that--

See, that's the problem.

I wish, for just one second,
you would think

about someone other than yourself.

And there we have it, ladies,
my wake of destruction.

Anyone else you need harmed? Hmm?

Okay, Lucifer, enough.

I'm close to something. I can feel it.

Help.

Fine.

Actually, there is something
that's been bugging me, Detective.

Do you mind if I play the me's advocate
for just a second?

Go ahead.

Well, there's one part of this puzzle
that just doesn't fit.

-Joe Fields.
-Why doesn't he fit?

Well, you said that he smiled at you
when he was released.

Yeah. I forgot about that.

So, why would an innocent man

smile at the daughter of the man
he took the fall for killing?

He wouldn't.

What are you looking for?

The prints that Ella found
on Fields' transport van.

But those only gave us Rodney Lam.

But there were other prints,
but they cleared as prison personnel.

Like Deputy Warden Perry Smith.
These are his prints.

What, you think the Warden did it?

Well, deputy wardens
are desk jockeys, bureaucrats.

-So his prints shouldn't have been there.
-Yes.

What if Fields wasn't smiling at me?

What if he was smiling
at the person next to me, the Warden?

So, you think
that Joe Fields and the Warden

-had some kind of deal?
-Yes.

But Fields serves 16 years as a fall guy
and then suddenly has a change of heart?

Well, he had a grandkid.
Maybe he got sick of the deal?

Told the Warden he wanted out?

And the Warden said, "Yes,"
but only as a ploy to kill Fields.

Right.

[keyboard clacking]

Deputy Warden Perry Smith.

Worked in the prison system for 20 years,
started as a guard.

He's our guy. Let's go.

Right. Wouldn't Dan be more helpful?

What?

If I'm gonna take this guy down,
I need my partner.

And that's you, Lucifer Morningstar.

[chuckles]

Right.

Bye-bye.

I guess I'll just clean up.

I'm dressed for it, apparently.

[siren wails]

[officer] Let's go. Let's go.

-Looks like the cavalry's arrived.
-Dan, what's happening?

I'm so sorry, Chloe.
The Warden gave us the slip.

What?

[Lucifer] Are you okay, Detective?

This whole time
my father's killer's been out there.

And today, I let him get away.

So, no, I feel like a failure.

You are nothing of the sort.

Detective?

For the first time in 16 years,
you know who the real killer is.

It seems to me that justice
is in your sights.

[Chloe sighs]

You're right.

I put out a BOLO.

FBI and DHS are looking at airports,
border crossings.

Well, I've still no idea what that means,
but it sounds good.

It means I'm gonna get the son of a bitch.

Right.

Well, in the meantime,
since your offspring's with Dan--

-What?
-Uh, I'm simply suggesting

that you open a bottle of wine,
or three, for yourself

and just have a nice--

[muffled screaming]

[Maze] Shut up!

[coughing]

[Lucifer laughs]

Bravo, Maze.

How did you get him?

I was bored. Had nothing to do.

So I tracked down the scumbag myself.

It just felt right.

It's gonna feel good to call this in.

Hold on, Detective.
You have a choice to make here.

-Yes. So much punishment.
-Hmm.

Order off menu for once.
Maze and I certainly won't judge.

You took my father away.

You tore apart my family.

[groans]

[laughs]

I tried to get him to drop it,
but he wouldn't take the hint.

That's all you have to say
after everything you've done?

[Warden] No, no, no, no!
No, I'm sorry.

I'll give you all the players
of my operation.

I'll give you money.

[ragged breathing]

Oh.

We'll see how you do
in the prison that you ran.

I'll bet your inmates
will treat you real nice.

No. No, please.

Please, I can get you whatever you want.

All I want is for you to know
that John Decker's kid got you.

[knocking on door]

[Maze] Linda?

I know you're in there.

I have something to show you.

My first check.

I got paid as a bounty hunter!

LAPD paid me this finder's fee
to track down some human scumbag.

Hunting humans is a job. Who knew?

First thing I wanted to do
was celebrate with my friend.

That's you, Linda.

Okay.

I just... wanted you to know.

[locks unlocking]

Maze, how can we be friends?

You're a... you're a demon.

Lucifer's the Devil.

How am I supposed to get over that?

He's still the same old Lucifer.

You're still Dr. Linda Martin.

And I'm still Maze.

What's changed?

Come on.

Let Mazikeen Smith buy you a drink.

[laughing]

Maybe I'll devour your soul or something.

♪ Quiet as that secret you keep ♪

♪ Still in your heart as you sleep ♪

-Here you go, monkey.
-Mmm. Yummy.

-Lucifer...
-Mmm.

And why should the child get it first?
I'm far larger and hungrier.

It's okay, Mommy.
He must've really wanted it.

[Chloe chuckles]

Is she always so her?

Baby, it's time to get dressed.

[grunts] What are you doing?

Ugh.

-Bye, Lucifer.
-Yes.

[exhales]

[sighs]

I don't care much for my dad.

But you clearly care about yours,

which is why you followed
in his footsteps, I suppose.

Hmm.

[sighs]

[stuttering] What I'm trying to say is...

I think he would be proud of you.

My apologies, Detective.
I didn't mean to hurt you.

No, no.

But then why are you crying?

[sighs]

Just shut up.

♪ Low lays the devil in me ♪

[sniffles]

[theme music playing]