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[Lucifer]
Previously on Lucifer...

[Linda] So, you're the devil.

And you've left Hell behind
to take a vacation in Los Angeles.

Well, where else would I go?

Your return to the underworld
has been requested.

Remind Dad that I quit hell because

I was sick and tired of
playing a part in his play.

I got it. The name.
The whole "Lucifer" thing.

And desire's like your superpower.

More like a gift from God, really.

Why don't I affect you, Detective?

I guess we both have our mysteries.

[Maze] Chloe Decker is causing
your vulnerability.

I'm bleeding.

[Amenadiel] I've been sleeping
with a demon.

I'm here to turn myself in.

I removed a firearm from evidence lockup.

[Lucifer] Dad,

I'll be the son
you've always wanted me to be.

This isn't possible.

[gasps]

-Where's Maze?
-I was going to ask you the same question.

And what does Father want?

Someone's escaped from Hell.

Who escaped Hell?

Mom.

[grunts]

-[crying out in panic]
-Everybody, get the hell on the ground!

[alarm blaring]

[grunts]

Fill the bag with everything on display.

Hurry up!

Such a cliché.

[chuckling] I mean, for one,

those are all conflict diamonds.
Terrible karma.

But more importantly,

is this really how you want
to spend your time on Earth?

I don't know who you are,
but if you don't step back,

-I will kill you.
-[Lucifer chuckles]

But that's not what you really desire,
is it?

No, it isn't.

So what do you want?

Freedom.

Oh! Just as I suspected.

You were tired of being a prisoner,
weren't you?

Yeah. That's right, I...
I couldn't take it anymore.

So you wanted to break your shackles,

-be reborn.
-I did.

So you escaped Hell
looking for an empty body,

and found this poor sod
who just died of a heart attack,

and now here you are
wreaking havoc on Earth.

The jig is up.

We found you, Mom.

Wait. What?

You just said you wanted to escape
your shackles.

Yeah.

When the paramedics brought me back,
I realized I needed to be free.

Yes, from Hell.

No, man, from debt.

I owe a ton of money.

And this was gonna get me out
from underneath it.

You know what? I'm sick of this.
The two of you are...

-[sighs]
-It's not Mom.

Oh. You think?

Well, we had to check,
she doesn't have a body.

She must have entered a human form
of someone who's recently died.

Yes, which means anyone
who kicked the bucket

whilst you were sleeping on the job.

Lucy, do you realize
he's the last one on our list?

Well, you must have missed one.

Or maybe she's not in Los Angeles.

[laughing] No, no, she's here.

I kept her prisoner
for thousands of years.

She's coming for me, I know it.

We just need to get to her first.

Are you coming?

In a moment.

So much punishment, so little time.

Dead!

[gasps]

[gasps] What's going on?

[grunts]

[Lucifer] My mom's gonna kill me.

And before you say it,
that's not a metaphor.

She's literally going to kill me.
She's not the forgiving type.

You've never mentioned
your mother before. Why is that?

Well, you wouldn't understand, would you?

I'd like to.

Oh. All right.

Very well. In human terms,

once upon a time,
a boy met a girl and they fell in love.

They had sex.

The only trouble was,
they were celestial beings,

so that moment created the universe.

Mmm. The big bang.

Never knew how appropriate the name was
until now, did you?

Anyway, they became Mom and Dad.

They had a whole litter of kids,
including yours truly.

And they built a house.
They called it Heaven.

They were happy.

Dad was... Well, Dad. And Mom...

Mom was rather lovely in the beginning.

But things change, don't they?

Dad started going into the garage

and tinkering with a little project
he called humanity.

Mom grew cold, distant.

And pretty soon,
they were both neglecting their family.

And then one of his children
started to act out.

Indeed.

So Dad got pissed off
and tossed me out of the house.

And what did your mother do?

Nothing.

She just stood there and let it happen.

Anyway, a couple of thousand years later,
Dad kicked her out too.

Cast her into Hell and put her in a cell.

So I did the same for her
as she did for me.

Zilch.

[Lucifer] Good to be back
on the studio set, Detective?

Not really.

[alarm ringing]

It's bringing back memories
of your acting days?

You're feeling nostalgic?

Sure I can find some horny teenagers
in a hot tub.

-'Cause the movie you were in was--
-Yeah, I got it.

Is everything all right, Detective?
You seem distracted.

Usually I get at least a glimmer
of a smile for my remarks,

the occasional eye roll.

I think I got a snort once.

Two days ago, you were shot point-blank.

Ah. Well,
no need to thank me for my heroism.

Well, maybe just a little.
No one's stopping you.

There was blood all over you.

You should be dead.

Par for the course for
our adventures, Detective. What's new?

I have a sample of your blood,

-and I'm gonna take it and test it.
-Oh.

And I'm gonna find out exactly
what you are once and for all. Yeah.

The Devil himself.

No, I'm guessing Larry Morningstar,
the son of a plumber in Connecticut.

Right, well, wrap that up, would you?
Because I could use your help my end.

I'm on a bit of a manhunt,
well, womanhunt,

and I need to find her before...

I'm too late.

[theme music playing]

[siren wails]

[sighs] So our victim's name
is Jillian Taylor.

She was a stand-in for the lead actress
on Leave it to Leslie.

Stand-in?

Yeah, stand-ins are used to light a scene
as the actors prep,

usually wannabe actors themselves.

And now she's dead because of me.

-What do you mean 'cause of you?
-Remind you of anyone?

That's weird.

[Chloe] What's weird, Ella?

[Ella] Well,

you'd think cause of death would be

the giant chunks of metal
sticking out of her head, but no.

She was strangled, look.
You can see the contusions on her neck.

So the horns were added postmortem?

Yeah. Soft tissue at the point of impact
is yellow-pink.

That means that
there was no blood pressure

when our killer went all stabby-stab.

And she was killed somewhere else.

This body was moved here.

So the killer's sending a message.

Ah. Good, so you agree with me.

I didn't say the message was to you.

Well, who else would it be for?

[sighs]

What the hell?

Ugh. Joy of joys.
I thought Detective Douche was in jail.

He's suspended. Or at least he was.

Give us a minute.

-Hi.
-Hey.

What are you doing here?

-I've been reinstated.
-What?

After Malcolm
and everything that happened at Palmetto

they wanted to sweep everything
under the rug.

And the only thing I confessed to
was improperly checking out evidence.

A gun that killed someone.

-I didn't ask for this.
-You didn't turn it down either.

Would you rather I go to jail?
Think Trixie would prefer that?

No, it's just...

It's a lot to take in.

I've been demoted.

I've been reassigned
to assist on cases, so...

For now, how can I help?

Uh... Interview crew members,
see if they know anything,

any enemies she had.

I mean, you know.

-Thanks, Chloe.
-Yeah.

You're a newbie, aren't you?

Oh, hey. Yeah.

Ella Lopez.
I just transferred in a couple days ago.

You must be Detective Decker's
civilian consultant.

-Lucifer Morningstar.
-Cool.

I was expecting a different reaction
considering your choice of bling.

Oh. Dude, I had a friend named Adolf.
Okay? Adolf.

I had nothing against him.

And besides,
I think the Devil gets a bad rap.

-Oh. You do, do you?
-Sure.

I mean, what'd he really do
that was so bad?

What, rebel against his dad,

ask some naked lady
if she wanted an apple?

Be still my heart. Do go on.

I suppose he does run Hell.
That's not so great.

You know, with the torture
and eternal damnation.

I'm retired.

Besides, I didn't create Hell,
I just work there.

And now you're talking
in the first person.

-Wait. Are you...
-The Devil.

-a method actor?
-What?

Ugh.

-[reporters clamoring]
-[camera shutters clicking]

Not exactly an Emmy-worthy performance
from our child actor.

[Lucifer] And her dick nozzle boyfriend.

[Chloe] Weird. For a girl who normally
doesn't wear mascara,

she's certainly wearing a lot.
I wonder why.

-Trixie loves her show.
-Oh, my God, me too.

[Lucifer] Sweet candy coating on
the outside, delicious evil on the inside.

Or she just likes the attention.

Either way, she's got a wall of reps
surrounding her.

I've got to call in to interview her.

-But for now, let's focus on Jillian.
-Yeah.

Jillian rented from me for four years.

Such a sweet, strong girl.

You know, I...
I don't have a daughter but...

[sighs]

You know, she got so close
on so many auditions, I...

I really thought
that she was gonna break in.

This is my fault.

Why do you say that?

[Roberta] Well, I work as a set nurse,

so I pulled a few strings,
I got her that job.

If she hadn't met Amy...

You think Amy did this?

Oh. Sweet, darling, innocent Amy.

Oh. I'm sensing sarcasm
and general loathing.

That girl's a bad influence.

She has so much cocaine up her nose,
it would snow if you shook her.

[chuckles] Yes, I've tried that.

[Roberta] The show
kept it out of the news.

They even hid her OD a couple of days ago.

Hospital was barely able
to start her heart again.

Well, hold on. You're saying
Amy died, then came back to life,

and then an innocent girl was found dead
with devil horns shoved into her skull?

I guess that's one way to put it.

Yes.

Maybe Jillian wasn't as innocent
as she seemed.

Well, maybe she needed the cash
to fund her flamingo army.

I need to check on Jillian's financials,
see if she made any large cash deposits,

and if so, when.

I don't know, maybe we can find a pattern.

Well, it doesn't matter
because I know who the killer is.

Really? Who?

-My mom.
-Your mom?

It's a long story, but I think
my mom's soul is currently inside Amy.

Which is the perfect choice
of host body really.

Young, beautiful,
worshiped and adored by millions.

You're making less sense
than you normally do.

That's because you still don't believe me.

Just test my blood, Detective,
then we can have a real conversation.

["Trouble" playing]

♪ We wear red so they don't see us bleed ♪

♪ Hundred dollar bills under our sleeve ♪

♪ We intend not to sleep till we're dead ♪

Oh! Look at you all broody.

Suits you.

Don't worry.
Maze always turns up eventually.

She's like a bad penny.

With tight leather pants. [chuckles]

Unless, of course,
you scared her away for good.

[laughs] I scared her away?

Well, everything was fine until
you went all lovey-dovey on her.

Really? Because I seem
to remember her telling

both of us where to shove it.

[scoffs]

Lucy, you don't think
she helped Mom escape, do you?

Well, that doesn't sound like
the kind of evil duplicitous thing

a demon would do, now, does it?

But, no, I don't.

Because I found Mom.

-You did? Where?
-On a case.

And, on top of that,
I think the detective is gonna

finally believe me
about who I am soon, so cheers.

Everything's coming up Lucifer.

What did you do?

I didn't do anything.

-She's going to test my blood.
-She's what?

Mmm! Exciting, isn't it?

Humans can't have proof of divinity.

Just the detective, I don't see the harm.

Sure. I mean, what could possibly go wrong

if angel blood enters the police
department's forensic database?

Sorry, am I supposed to answer that?

You just deal with Mom,
I'll deal with this mess.

At least I got you to stop brooding.

And you're welcome.

-Hey, Chloe.
-Hey.

I interviewed the crew.

For the most part,
Amy and Jillian got along great.

For the most part?

Yeah, they got into a big fight
a couple days ago

as they were setting up a shot.

Unfortunately, they weren't rolling audio.

[Chloe] Well, I get the gist of it.

Jillian had a bunch of money
hidden away at her place.

And then this blow-up. What do you think?

Amy had a secret drug problem?

Maybe Jillian found out about it
and was blackmailing her?

If so, that's a pretty strong motive.

It is, yeah. Thanks, Dan.

[sniffing]

[Lucifer] Well, now I know where I got
my taste for the good life.

-[Amy] What are you doing in here?
-Amy Dodd, eh?

Role model for teen girls,
awkward erection for their fathers.

A wolf in a sheep's tiny skirt.

It's very appropriate, Mom.

Who are you
and what are you doing in here?

[scoffs softly]

Let's stop playing games, shall we?

I know you're not who you pretend to be.

I know who you really are.

-All right.
-Attacking me will be a waste of--

What are you doing? You can't do this.

I'm tired of everyone thinking
I'm so innocent,

but I'm not, and I'll prove it--

No, please don't-- Oh! Don't...

Good Lord, that's... Ugh.

You're not who I thought you were,
are you? I hope.

Oh. I'm exactly who you think I am.

Well, then this truly is the most
evil thing that's ever happened to me.

-Stop doing the buttons and-- Please.
-[Chloe] Miss Dodd?

What the hell is going on?

Right. For once, this is not
what it looks like.

I'm in so much trouble.

-We don't care about your drug use, Amy.
-You don't?

What we care about is that you and Jillian

had an argument
right before she died. Why?

-It doesn't matter.
-We found a lot of cash at Jillian's house

-so she was blackmailing you?
-[Amy] She wasn't blackmailing me.

She was my sober companion.

Well, clearly not very good at it.
[chuckles]

The production company
thought it was a good idea

to hire my stand-in
to also keep an eye on me.

They thought
it would help keep it a secret.

What was the fight about?

[Amy] I was getting tired of her
treating me like a child.

I'm an adult. I can make my own decisions.

Clearly.

I'd gotten a new supply,

and she was trying
to take it away from me.

[chuckles softly]

Please, take it all away.

[Lucifer] A devil emoji?

That's it. I'm speaking
to a copyright lawyer today.

[Chloe] So Jillian cut off your supply.

That must have pissed off your dealer.
Who is he?

I never met him. All I have is a number.

I text him, he'd messenger me the drugs.

Okay, good. I'm gonna need that number.

Okay, thank you.

Okay, so the production company confirms

that they paid Jillian under the table
to be Amy's sober companion.

That explains the cash.

I'm not saying Amy's innocent,
but I don't see a motive anymore.

Well, what about
our emoji-loving drug dealer?

Could be a show of strength,

making sure no one screws
with him in the future.

I put a warrant in
to locate his cell phone, and...

What?

Do you still think this is about you?

Of course I do.
But it's worse than I thought.

My mom's clearly playing the long game.

Taunting me with my own distorted image
again and again.

No, really. Do you really think
the drug dealer is your mother?

Well, she's clever enough
to pull it all off.

What? You thought I took after my dad?

Oh. You don't have to believe
anything I say, Detective.

Test my blood.

Oh, dear me!

Why are you hesitating?

Scared to find out the truth?

I'm not scared about anything
other than finding out what STDs you have.

Very funny.

[police radio chattering]

-Hey!
-How did--

What the hell are you doing in here?

I'm sorry. I, uh...

I must've gotten lost.

Good night.

[Linda] You don't think you deserve
any of the blame

for what happened with your mother?

No. That's between her and Dad.

Then whose fault is it?

Well, I suppose,
none of this would've happened

if Amenadiel had been watching over Hell
like he was supposed to.

-I thought that was your job.
-Well, it was.

But when I abdicated, it became his.

Like a game of hot potato.

-And then there's Maze.
-And what about her?

Well, she's still missing.

So, I'm worried she might be
involved in all this.

It might explain why Mom was able
to hit the ground running with my torment.

And I wouldn't be in this mess
if it wasn't for the detective.

-And she doesn't even know it.
-And why is that?

Well, when I asked Father
for the favor, I...

[scoffs]

Look, it doesn't matter.
Even if I told her

she wouldn't believe me anyway.

Sounds like there's a lot of blame
to go around.

Yes.

Is there anyone you might be leaving out?

[sighs] Anyone I'm leaving out, um...

Oh, you're right.

Yes, if you'd fixed
my existential problem earlier,

none of this would have happened.

Well, good on you
for taking responsibility, Doctor.

It's very noble.

Uh...

[chuckles softly]

I worry you're not gaining anything
from our sessions.

What do you mean?

Lately, you're using our sessions
as an excuse

to misinterpret what I say
for your own gain.

[laughs] What?

I don't think I'm actually helping you.

-Are you breaking up with me?
-I'm asking the question.

Are our sessions actually helping
or just making things worse?

Lucifer?

You said you wanted to talk.

Hello, Chloe.

What's going on?

I really was hoping
I wouldn't have to do this

but recent developments
have left me with no other choice.

No other choice than do what?

You need to know the truth, Chloe.

About Lucifer.

All right.

-I'm listening.
-Oh, I'm not gonna tell you,

I'm gonna show you.

What are you doing?

Amenadiel...

Amenadiel, no!

Okay. You're gonna be fine.

I'm gonna call an ambulance. You could...

You can't...

You're okay.

How?

Okay. This is gonna be hard
for you to hear

which is why I needed you to see
what Lucifer is.

No.

I don't believe it.

Good. Because it's all a lie.

Bulletproof vest and blood packs.

Are you insane?

You could've killed yourself.

It was perfectly safe, Chloe.

This, by the way, is what Lucifer wore
when you guys confronted Malcolm.

-How would you know that?
-Because I put it on him.

He knew what he was walking into.

Listen, everything that he does
is part of a performance.

All right. Then what about
the weird mojo thing he does?

Neuro-linguistic programing?

The power of suggestion?

Look, he studied it at a very young age
and I hate to admit this

but he's actually really good at it.

What about the fact
that you two are brothers?

Come on. You've never heard of adoption?

Why? Why would he do all this?

Listen, what you have to understand

is that my brother and I
had a very difficult childhood.

And to deal with it, he created
this persona for himself.

"Lucifer Morningstar, the Devil,"

Incorrigible and invincible.

-So, he's a liar?
-Chloe, he means well.

But in the end, the only person
he ever truly lies to is himself.

[cell phone ringing]

Decker.

You tracked her dealer's phone?
Great. I'm on my way.

Any other questions?

Yeah. Why tell me all this now?

Because you needed to know.

[David] When I woke up a week later,

they'd written in
a wise-crackin' neighbor.

He got all the best lines.

Your heart goes out to him, doesn't it?

Dealer trying to find a buyer
at an AA meeting,

people at their most vulnerable,
it's really low.

Yeah. Also not something my mom
would even care about.

Because, and I can't believe
I'm saying this,

"The killer isn't your mother."

Unfortunately, I think you're right.

Dear me, this has all been
a wild goose chase.

Hey.

There's still a killer out there, Lucifer.
And we tracked his phone to this room.

We got to figure out who the dealer is.

[David] ...the lowest point in my life.

-Thanks, David.
-[all] Thanks, David.

-Does anybody else want to speak?
-Yes, I'd like to say something.

Thank you.

Hello.

My name is Lucifer Morningstar, and I...

Love drugs.

Love them.

Mmm. Yummy, yummy, yummy.
Can't get enough.

And, I've got lots of money...

[sniffs] Mmm!
That I love spending on drugs.

I'm not even picky. I'll do any of them.
Mix them together sometimes.

You ever done a he-she? No?

A neon knog? A donk?

Ah! Yeah, he knows what I'm talking about.

That man has definitely donked,
haven't you?

The theme of the day is,
"Your lowest point."

Right. My lowest point.

Well, geographically,
that would be Hell of course.

Hard to get much lower than that.

[chuckles]

And...

Well, then, I suppose it was
when my mother abandoned me.

Turnabout was fair play,
so I abandoned her in turn.

Didn't even give her
a chance to defend herself.

I mean, what could she possibly say
that would justify what she did.

What would she say?

Well, that was a disaster.

I actually thought
that was really impressive.

You did? But it didn't draw anyone out.

It's not what I was impressed with.

Hey, guys. Looking to score?

Because I've got some really good stuff
if you've got cash.

Are we playing show and tell?
I got something to show you.

I actually found this on the ground.
This isn't even mine. I just...

No, no. It really isn't...

Oh. Okay. Where...
Where did those come from?

Right.

Now I've flushed out your dealer,
do you mind if I...

Knock yourself out.

Those really are not mine.

[Chloe] Oh, of course they aren't.

[dealer] You don't really think
I could do that to someone?

I think you were pissed off
that someone blocked your meal ticket

and I think you were trying
to send a message, yeah.

Yeah, but I couldn't do that. That was...

Oh, God. Is that a skull?

Can you take that away, please?

Not until you tell me
what you know about--

[vomits]

[dealer] Oh, God.

That poor girl.

All right, if it wasn't you, then who
would want to make it look like it was?

I don't know.

She had a dealer before me, you know.

I doubt... I doubt he was happy
I stole his best buyer.

Who was he?

-[chattering]
-[music playing]

[man groans]

[grunting]

Oh, there you are, Maze.

I missed you.

So, where the hell have you been, Maze?

Away.

Wonderfully vague, but you'll have to be
a tad more specific I'm afraid.

I needed you.

Oh!

So I'm supposed to just come running
whenever you need me.

Yes. That's exactly
what you're supposed to do.

And why is that?

Because since fire and brimstone,
that's just how it is between us.

Through thick and thin.

So, come on. Where were you?

Shouldn't you be more concerned
with the guy I just saved you from?

Oh, please. I'm only vulnerable
when the detective is around.

So, who is he?

Amy Dodd's dick nozzle boyfriend.

She's the actress from Leave it--

♪ Leave it to Leslie ♪

What? Makes me laugh.

Well, he must have seen me
going into Amy's trailer

when I thought she was Mom.

Jealous, were you?

Wanted to prove yourself to be a big boy
by waving a knife in my face?

-Wait, your mom escaped Hell?
-Yes.

Funny timing, isn't it?

She slipped out whilst
Amenadiel was injured and you were...

Well, where were you, Maze?

Wait. You think I'm helping her?

Have you forgotten
who actually tortured her in Hell?

Well, desperation makes
for strange bedfellows.

I just pictured you in bed with my mom.

Oh! I can't unsee that now.

So, Mama Morningstar is on the loose.

I never could break that woman.

She wouldn't submit.

Seems like I have another chance.

[grunting]

You sure he doesn't know anything?

What is wrong with you people?

Yes, I'm sure. Give me that.

[grunting]

I think he would disagree.

Fine.

I know things. About the murder.

We found the drug dealer
with the adorable devil drawings.

-Case closed.
-You think Irwin killed her?

No, he'd never do that.

Maybe, maybe not. Don't care.

You guys are with the cops though, right?

-[Maze chuckles]
-More of a day job thing.

I got much more pressing issues
at the moment.

Right, seriously.

If you weren't helping my mom,
then where were you?

[sighs]

I was with a friend.

Friend? Demons don't have friends.

Someone who's been helping me do some

soul-searching.

What, like hunting them down
and killing them?

I wish. That would be a lot easier.

No.

Now that we are stuck here,
I need to figure out where I fit in.

And she's been helping me do that.

[chuckling]

Thanks. I knew you wouldn't understand.

I barely do.

[grunting]

What?

Amy had another drug dealer.

Go on.

She used to score big from some other guy
before she got clean.

But then Jillian cut him off completely
and the guy, he was super-pissed.

Right, and where can I find
this other dealer?

I don't know. No, I... I...
I swear I've never met him.

Look. He goes by the name of...
Of Bobby B.

Lovely.

I thought you said this case doesn't have
anything to do with your mom anymore.

It doesn't.

Then why are you running off
to tell Chloe?

Well, maybe there are things
you wouldn't understand about me either.

[chuckles softly]

So you guys
are gonna let me go now, right?

Of course.

After I've had my fun.

Ah! There you are.

Oh. Hey. I've got some news on the case.

Me too. But go on, ladies first.

Well, our drug dealer's alibi
is still shaky.

Uh, but he did mention
there's another dealer.

Oh. That's what I heard.

And Amy's lawyered up,
so we can't get anything out of her.

And all we have on this other dealer
is that he's selling prescription pills.

Oxys, Percocet.

Not my phase, but they do in a pinch.

So, if the story stands,
we're looking for someone in healthcare.

Doctor, pharmacist.

I'm gonna go through these booking sheets
for anyone in the medical industry

that's been charged
in the last couple of years.

Right.

Feel free to jump in and help me.

[sighs] Joy of joys.

Oh. There is one thing that might help.

Yeah, what's that?

[Lucifer] Bobby B.

What's that?

She was like a mother to her.

I have some issues
that I need to work out,

and I think I know just how to do it.

What?

[Maze laughing]

-[Maze] Oh!
-What is wrong with you people?

You people are nuts!

[exhales deeply]

-[taser zaps]
-[chuckles]

So, you're back.

I'm here. Wouldn't say I'm back.

You know I was looking for you, right?

After what happened.

Maze, what you did for me was...

But you were gone.

I needed to get away from Lucifer.

And you.

I need to figure out where I fit in
in this world, and to do that,

I needed some space from the both of you.

Yeah.

No, I mean, I was feeling the same thing,
you know.

I think some distance between us
might be a good thing.

[chattering]

[humming indistinctly]

-Hey, can I ask you a question?
-Shoot.

Do you really believe in God?

Whoa. I was expecting more like,

"Hey, Ella, what's it like
moving from Detroit to LA?

Hey, Ella, how'd you survive
growing up with four brothers?"

But, the big G question right off the top.
Did not see that coming.

-Okay, sorry, it's inappropriate.
-Oh! No, no, no.

I actually really like talking about it.

It's my faith.
It's kind of a big part of my life.

So, uh, yeah, sure. Hit me.

Okay.

Do you believe that it all really exists?

-What do you mean?
-Say angels.

Or the Devil.

That sort of thing,
that's all a metaphor, right?

Maybe.

Maybe not.

Oh, okay. That's pretty...

I just thought there'd be
more faith in your faith, I guess.

Oh! No, see. My aunt was a nun, okay?

And she always taught me
that doubt was really important.

Right? I mean,
if you don't question something,

-then what's the point of believing it?
-Mmm-hmm.

I doubt so that I can believe.

So then, if you had the chance to prove
it was all real or fake,

would you do it?

I mean, that kind of defeats the point,
don't you think? It's faith.

Roses.

What? What do roses have to do with faith?

No.

Nothing to do with faith,
and everything to do with the case.

Okay, so I... I found nitrogen, right,
on the rods in the victim's head,

and it got me thinking
it could be almost anything.

-And then I found the capital K.
-Capital K?

-Potassium, periodic table...
-Can we just skip to the end?

And rose fertilizer,
which also has nitrogen.

-So the rods were taken from a garden.
-Exactly.

-Garden tools, lawn accessories...
-Like flamingos.

Well, yeah, I mean, that's oddly specific,

-but, yeah, flamingos.
-Thank you.

Mr. Morningstar.

Hello, murderer.

Murderer?

I don't... I don't understand.

Oh, Roberta, can we skip the boring part
where you deny it and just...

Let's get to the good stuff, shall we?

Does it help if I call you Bobby B?

What are you talking about?

[gasps] Oh, it's very simple.

You stole drugs from the hospital
and sold them to Amy Dodd,

your biggest client, who you met on set.

You introduced Jillian to Amy,
got her the job.

But then she helped Amy get sober.
You felt betrayed.

Yada yada yada. You killed her.

Then you tried to frame a new dealer.
Am I getting close?

-That's ludicrous.
-No.

No, what's ludicrous is that
you were like a mother to her,

and you sacrificed her
like she was nothing.

Did she mean so little to you in the end?

Really?

Tell me. Why would you do that? Why?

-You need to go now.
-Tell me why.

Stay back.

You plunged two rods into her skull
to make her look like the Devil,

but you know what?
She's not the Devil, I am.

[laughs] There we go!
I love a game of poker.

Go on, I'll give you a freebie,
just to make it interesting.

[grunts]

How's this possible?

[yelling]

[groaning] Okay.
Can we just have a time-out, please?

[choking]

Is this a supernatural fire poker?

How is this possible?

Mrs. Beliard, it's Detective Decker.

Bloody hell, of course she's here.

Detective! Detective, you need to leave.

Shh! Shh!

It's gonna be over real soon.

[doorbell rings]

I know someone's in there.
I can wait out here all day.

I took in that girl, and I gave her a job.

And then she cut me off
from my best customer.

So, yeah.

I put three inches of steel
into her brain.

And I actually liked her.

[grunting]

Please don't.

-Please.
-What?

What, you're gonna beg for your life?

Don't tell anyone

I died like this.

[coughs]

[yelling]

[screams]

[groaning]

Nearly had her.

-[taser zapping]
-[groaning]

[sirens wailing]

I'm never living this down, am I?

Not if I have anything to say about it.

Only, you weren't there when Ella's
forensic report pointed us at Roberta.

So, how'd you put this together?

Well, I was on
the Devil's business, Detective.

[scoffs] Well, even if I told you,
you'd just say I was being crazy.

Hmm. That's funny.

That's what your brother
was just saying about you.

Oh! Amenadiel told you, did he?

He did. He explained everything.

It's very impressive.
Filled in all the gaps.

But?

[sighs] But I don't buy it.

I don't accept that you're crazy

and I don't accept
this Devil's business either.

So what do you believe?

That I need the eggs.

-Excuse me?
-It's an old joke.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office,
goes, "Doc, you got to help me.

My brother's crazy.
He thinks he's a chicken."

The doc goes,
"Well, why don't you turn him in?"

The guy goes, "You know I would,
but, I need the eggs."

-It's not very funny.
-Yeah.

Look...

I don't know what your deal is,
but you make me a better detective.

And you've always got my back.

What more could I ask for?

And you need the eggs.

Damn right, I do.

[knocking on door]

Lucifer? We don't have an appointment.

No.

No, we don't. I...

I just wanted to drop by and say...

Thank you.

And why is that?

Because, you were right.

I've been blaming everybody else
for the situation I'm in.

And the fact of the matter is...

I chose to do nothing
when my mother was cast out,

to never ask her why she did what she did.

So, that's on me.

That's good, Lucifer.

No.

No, it's not.

Why do you say that?

Well, I've assumed a lot about my mother

including the fact that she wants revenge
for what I did to her.

-And now she doesn't?
-Well, it doesn't appear so now.

And why is that a bad thing?

Well, because, doctor,
if she's not coming to kill me,

then I don't know what she's doing.

And...

That's truly terrifying.

[piano playing]

[Lucifer] ♪ "There must be
some kind of way out of here" ♪

♪ said the joker to the thief ♪

♪ There's too much confusion now ♪

♪ I can't get no relief ♪

♪ "No reason to get excited" ♪

♪ the thief he kindly spoke ♪

♪ There are many here among us ♪

♪ who feel that life is but a joke ♪

♪ But you and I, we've been through that ♪

♪ and this is not our fate ♪

♪ So let us stop talking falsely now ♪

♪ The hour's getting late, hey ♪

♪ All along the watchtower ♪

♪ princes kept the view ♪

♪ while all the women
they came and they went ♪

♪ barefoot servants, too ♪

♪ Outside in the cold distance ♪

♪ a wildcat did growl ♪

♪ Two riders were approaching ♪

♪ and the wind began to howl ♪

[elevator bell dings]

Oh! Didn't realize I had an audience.

Is there anything I can do for you?

[gasping]

Lucifer...

Mom?

Help me.

[theme music playing]