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A DANGEROUS TOY (THE TOY)

M U S I C B Y Ennio Morricone

D I R E C T E D B Y GIULIANO MONTALDO

You're foolish and irresponsible.

I didn't work hard all my life to be ruined by you.

But how come you don't understand?! Do you like getting my nerves on?

You make the veins of my neck burst.

The truth is that you'd prefer staying underground for 6 month...

I had to pay 2 millions to get back that asshole.

Yes, they're all assholes to you. - Yes.

Please, welcome accountant. - Thanks.

You won't go anywhere all alone.

I don't do it, and you won't do it, too.

All alone?! I told you we're 8 persons.

But without the bodyguard. In what world do your friends live?

Do you want some coffee? - With pleasure.

If someone kidnaps you, of course, I have to pay as your father...

but at one condition: they must keep you all life, to understand what a pain in the ass you are.

If that's it, then nobody would ever kidnap you.

She's got her father's temper. - But not her mother's beauty.

Is it a compliment? - No, just envy.

No, you don't give a damn about me. You care only for the money you have to give.

Listen, this money is yours, too.

I want to live like a normal girl, daddy.

If you're rich you're not normal. Do you want to be a normal girl?

Sign a statement in which you agree to give up all your possessions...

Past, present and future. And you get the fuck out of here!

Go live like a normal girl, without a penny in your pockets.

What? - And without your underpants... if you wear them!

Are you nuts? - See, that's your weakness.

You don't give up money.

How's it going?

Well, Mrs. Laura, going to withdraw money makes you feel very important.

Yes, it has to do. Stop now, I don't like to quarrel anymore.

You're right. I don't have to listen to your bullshit.

Listen, nobody leaves this house without the bulletproof car and the gorilla

not even a fool like you. Understand that?

It's a nice competition with you. - And I send you to study in Switzerland. Coward!

World champion for pissing off, that's what you are! Asshole!

You did a masterpiece. - We did it together, my dear.

Excuse me. She made me loose my mind. She'll drive me crazy.

How much did you get? - 25 millions from the normal account...

I'll fix her for good... - 15 from your personal...

So, tell me? - But you aren't listening.

Let's go over there. - Yes.

World champion for pissing off to her father.

Today... - Vittorio..

We remind our customers that they might be subject to inspection by our personnel in any time.

We advise the customers to guard their wallets, bags and valueable objects.

We're not responsible for any robberies.

Do you like tortellini with meat or spinach? - With TNT.

Are you nervous? - No, just pissed off.

I got headache too. I must go to a doctor, some testings... I don't know.

What do you think?

I don't know, our lives are everyday under threat...

Is it worth checking a headache? I don't know. You decide.

I went to the health service, but it was full of people. I didn't even get a ticket.

Did I get the tomato sauce? - Don't ask me!

The cash desks close at 19:30. We invite our customers to hurry up.

O god, no. - It's closed.

You look a bit exhausted.

Next time you'll come at the health service, too.

They might give you a cure and some days of rest.

And you get fit. - I've got nothing.

It's just what I do. Always full of stress.

Today I had a big fright. I feared a robbery.

Thank God this day is over.

Don't move, this is a robbery. - It's not over yet.

Don't move or I'll shoot.

Don't move.

Don't move. I'll kill him!

Come on.

The money.

Don't move.

Shut up!

I'm crazy, I'll shoot you.

Don't move.

Call the cops. Stay calm.

Was the... tomato sauce inside?

Oh, mother Mary.

Careful.

See? They already knew it.

Stop, open up.

Let is pass, please.

I've got time for just one question.

Honourable one, how many were they? Is it true that it was even a girl?

Ada, this guy climbed over. - Are you nuts?

Come down immediately.

Excuse me sir, where is the doctor? Officer, please.

Go away, there's nothing to look at.

But, my husband is wounded. He was shot!

Shot? Even your husband was present during the shooting.

Yes, it's horrible. Two had handguns... - Take some photos.

And we were buying stuff, when at a certain time...

But then, it was a robbery!

Yes, we were... - My husband...

Come, it's getting late.

What did the insurance say? - They won't pay a penny.

How come? It includes assaults and robbery.

Yes, but only if they rob you during work.

- I'll denounce those frauds.

- Does Griffo know it? What did he say?

- Griffo doesn't care. If you get shot after work it's your problem.

He doesn't give a damn.

- The only friend I've got doesn't give a damn.

- How can I explain? Niccola is a friend. - Really? Does he know that?

- He didn't come at the hospital. - It's because he's busy.

- But, this morning he send me 24 bign�s. - And where are?

- What? - The bign�s?

- I ate them. - All of them?

- All.

- How are you? - No. How are you?

- I'm fine. With all these things happening, one is happy to be alive.

- This is true. I'm so scared that I can't wait for the night to close myself in.

- Goodbye.

- So, what's happenig to you?

I even change you that.

Tic-tic, but you're not right.

In ten dayst at the hospital, a five-minutes delay.

You're stealing half a minute each day. What tic-tic now.

They're lazy like me. Ok, fine, I won't look at you.

- Who was it? - Nobody. Wrong number.

- Tough guy, huh?

- You took a lot of time to convince him. - It was your dear friend Niccola Griffo.

I told you that you weren't fine and that you went to sleep.

- God damn it, why didn't you tell me? - Because he's interested in one thing.

To hurry up and go to the office to hold that black accounting.

- Shit. - And if you talk, he convinces you.

He's been taking advantage of you for 20 years, and you just thank him for that.

Do you like so much the fact that he's getting rich over your work.

Do you remember what the doctor said? You should train the leg's muscles.

It needs time. You must not force yourself.

Besides, this would be a good time for a holiday. Don't you think so?

Let's move a bit. Always here at home.

We can go... at the countryside, to my relatives.

- No, it's not possible. Excuse me.

Here's a hole. Here's the string. The string should pass through the hole.

- What does one need to do it? - Maybe the glasses.

- Then get them.

- Come on, move.

- That's it. Very good.

- What a quiet place!

I couldn't have found better.

- Let's see.

20 up-and-downs with the legs. Fucking hard.

One...

Two...

Three...

Hey, kung fu... Fuck you!

- I didn't catch that!

What did you say?

- No, I'm saying I have to exercise, so if you come and bump on me,

at least you should apologise.

- Are you being ironic? - No, I'm ill, but want to recover.

You hit me. What should I do? A mourning therapy?

- Are you making fun of me?

- What are you doing?

- What am I doing? Am I touching him?

- Why don't you leave him alone? So everyone may stay calm.

This sir is right. He has come to cure himself.

Train a little further, please.

- Have patience, I'm here too. - Excuse me for intruding.

- No, no, I guess you came down from the skies.

- I'm sure you'd have solved that alone. - Well, I don't know.

I'm good at talking, not fighting. He had a finger that felt like a drill.

- This was made in '61. Nice but a bit capricious.

- Right, it steals me some time.

- I tried three times to repair it...

Are you a watchmaker?

- No, it's just a hobby. I'm an accounting clerc.

- How come an accounting gets a handgun bullet?

- But even an accounting... I see you know lot about the subject.

- Yes, but for me it's not a hobby. I'm a cop.

- We didn't introduce ourselves. Sauro Civerra. - Vittorio Barletta, it's a pleasure.

- Let's go.

- Rhythm.

One kilometer more and we're done.

So, let's go...

- Stop... Come on, accelarate...

Accelarate with that gear.

Pedal, pedal...

- And when the music ends and he picks the gun up...

And tries to shoot.

Tries...

Do you remember the film?

- Of course, he set the clock and got ready for the duel.

- And how did he do it?

- Talking about watches... I brought it.

Nothing particular. Now works fine.

- How can I pay you back? - I told you it's a hobby, like the Westerns.

There wasn't the excuse to take my sons there, so I went by myself.

- They don't make that kind of films anymore.

- Yes, I think it's a solid film, but the ending is superb.

- When they count the dead bodies... - They don't do that.

- What then? - They count the rewards, he's a bounty killer.

10 thousand, 12 thousand, 15, 19, 21, and then he stops.

Something is missing. A reward, which means a bandit.

- Yes, the wounded guy trying to shoot at his back...

- But he turns and shoots... and kills him.

- The colonel hears it, turns back and says: "Anything wrong, boy?".

- No, excuse me, allow me.

The right sentence is not "anything wrong", but: "What's happening, boy?

- "Nothing old man, just wrong counting".

- "What happened", it's even dubbed in italian, cause the original would be...

- Great. - Are there women here?

- Maybe they didn't see us. - No, they did. But they're not interested.

- So, see you tomorrow at the same time.

- No, tomorrow I'll go at the countryside, to my wife's relatives.

- I'll take some good stuff from there, some fine wine.

- If you give me your phone number, I'll invite you when I return.

- You're very kind. - Let's be less polite and talk in singular.

- Niccola.

- I can't come, I'm going away. What?

- Welcome, accounting clerc!

- Forget it, I'm exhausted.

- Do you prefer maccaroni with butter or sauce?

- No, I don't think I'll eat.

The lawyer was waiting for some urgent signatures.

Some documents that only I can deal with.

- Niccola excuses himself. And sends his greetings.

Always 5 minutes late.

- You want the beefsteak, or not?

- Since you insist,

half baked and without pepper.

- With all this black accounting, one day we'll have problems.

- Who's she?

An ass.

Look how they enter in your house.

This is called propriety infringement.

- Switch the channel if you don't like it.

- No no, I want to see how it ends.

These people aren't kidding.

Where are you going?

At the mirror?! How nasty.

- What's up?

- Could you come a moment?

- If you're looking for the clean pyjamas, they're in the last drawer.

- I don't want the pyjamas.

- What do you want then?

- What do I want?!

- What's happening here? What does this mean?

What does this ridiculous thing mean?

- Ridiculous? There must be a reason why

I don't want to trasnform this room in discotheque for tourists.

If you come and say: what's happening...

It happens that I'm burning down the house, god damn it.

- I just bought it.

- Be patient, Vittorio. Try to understand.

- I'm not feeling well this period.

- I know. You got headache.

You always got it. You got it since the wedding day and never passed.

When we were engaged you shined of healthyness.

- It's not the usual migraine.

I went to a doctor and... nothing serious.

Just some salpingidae.

- What is it? - And "What is the salpingidae"?

Look at the analyses, they're on the table.

- What to do with it? Do I understand? Am I a doctor?

- Then I'll try to explain as an accounting clerc.

So that you understand. Ok?

Dear Mr. Barletta, we're sorry to inform you

that the firm you work in, is closed for repairment.

Until new instructions. Goodbye!

- Hello, I want to speak to the engineer...

- Niccola, I could to the bank if you give me the key.

- This is Benotti, the new marshal.

- Retired. - It's a pleasure.

- From now on will work with us.

- He's Vittorio Barletta. He's like a brother to me.

We're like two famous brothers of the Bible.

- I'm Abel.

- We knew each other at an accounting exam.

If he wasn't there to tell me the solutions...

I convinced him to come to the civilized world.

He was the first partner of the firm.

You know with how much I started?! About two shitty millions.

Correct me if I'm wrong.

To tell the truth, 2 shitty millions and 500 hundred farts.

But they were all mine.

- I really started it from the bottom.

- I hope to offer my contribution for the safety of the firm.

- Of course.

- Allow me. And stay calm.

- The note. - Thanks.

- Go on please. - No, go before me. Eyes open.

- Now you should be fine, at your desk.

- In fact, I never quit.

- Come on, don't pretend to be a hero. The insurance required much more.

As if a cashier is less worth than a crashed car.

- Keep in mind that with the gentleman I save money for another gorrilla.

- But I risk my identity.

- Well? - Well? It was half of the salary for me.

- Where am I for Christmas?

- I don't know. Where? - I'll be here.

Where should I be? We'll stay here, we'll feast the christmas tree.

And what will be under the tree?

- Come on, tell me. - No, you tell me.

Do you think I can forget you?

You think there will not be a great gift under the tree for my friend Vittorio.

- For christmas? - Niccola, it's April now.

- And I'll buy a handgun.

- What handgun?

- The handgun, the thing that shoots. We bought a TV, washing machine, fridge,

Now I'll buy a handgun.

- All people have it. - All?

-Those I know have it, let alone those I don't know.

I'm the only one left unarmed.

- But it's dangerous. - It's more dangerous not having it.

- Doesn't it need a permission? - Sauro will help me about this.

- Who's Sauro? - My friend, the cop.

- And how much does this handgun cost?

- I don't know. But that's not the point.

- Another expense... Griffo lowered your salary. - If I had a handgun, he wouldn't.

He wouldn't employ that marshall.

- Well, you know, my medicines are so expensive.

The health service pays almost nothing. - Ok, fine. Forget it.

If someone assaults me, I'll hit him with medical prescriptions.

I'll hit him with suppository tablets.

- Don't get angry. Be patient.

- Where are you going?

Wait.

- What's that? - A dear memory.

- It's the service handgun of my beloved father.

- And you never told me? Are you crazy? We should have declared it.

- Is it loaded?

- Oh god, it's dirty. Didn't you learn in the army how to keep them clean?

- Never been in the army. I was the only son of a widow.

- Here it is at last the weapon of crime. - What crime?

- So, I can't do anything about it. - Of course, you can do everything.

A lighter, a lamp holder.

Everything, except shooting.

- Here, give it back to your lady.

- We registered it, so it remains a dear memory.

- Vitto, tell me something. - Yes?

- Why do you want a handgun? - For protection.

- Are you free this morning?

- Why?

- Listen, the handgun is not a toy. It's for killing.

- Did it ever happen to you?

- Listen, I have to tell you something. Here's a shooting range, if you want fun.

You can hold a gun there, like it was a bicycle.

But if you decide to take one with you...

You might kill a christian sooner or later.

You don't kill when you shoot, don't get me wrong,

That christian is dead at the moment you decide to take the gun with you.

- Ok then. - Well...

Let's go and see the people that shot.

- This is a high class place. That lady owns 3 jewelry shops.

That guy with the beard is the son of a deputy.

And he is Professor Navone, you know, the famous doctor.

- You know them all. - I won some medals when I had more freetime.

- Hey miss Roberta. - Good morning Sauro.

- You're back.

- You're not focusing enough. You must be insensible to outside stimulus.

- I want to introduce you my friend, Barletta. He's a beginner.

- How come you've never shooted? - No.

- So you're a virgin. - When speaking of guns.

- Do you have your own weapon? - No, it's just a dear memory.

- We'll give you one. - You want to give him those rusty irons!?

He's a friend of mine. And his first shoot must be perfect.

- Here.

- Hold the weapon. - Ok.

- Now, foot in front. Good.

The hand on the belly. Stay balanced, this way.

Relax.

Now rise your arm slowly. Slowly.

Look, you must form a straight line with the shoulders.

- Very well. - Relax Vittorio. Be calm.

- Don't put your finger near the trigger. Don't hurry.

The shot must go by itself, when you are ready.

Aim the picture.

Careful on the recoil.

I just told you to be careful to the recoil.

- You told me but I didn't expect so much power.

- Well, it happens.

- Try again. Come on. - Yes.

- Where did I get it? - Here, look.

- Here, and here.

Try again.

- Again? - Yes please.

- Are you kidding me? He can't be a beginner.

- I swear I've never held a handgun before.

- You're able like Ligabue, the TV guy.

If he didn't find a paintbrush, he wouldn't know what a good painter he was.

Who knows, maybe there's a handgun in your destiny.

- Vittorio, come to bed. It's late.

- What time is it? - Why do you ask me?

- Vittorio, are you awake? It's six o'clock.

- Five past six. If you think the soldiers are right...

- Congratulations, you're a born talent.

- I exercise. - It's not just exercise, or eye, or hand.

I shoot for some years, but you'll beat me in a couple of months.

- Do you know what it is? It's a quid. And you've got it.

If we even consider that you're shooting with these rusty irons...

Who knows what you could do with a good handgun?!

After some months there'll be a contest.

It would be a pleasure to have you in my team.

Think about it.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- I want a handgun, please.

- Of course, can I see your permission?

- It's blazing new. Maybe it's your first gun. - Yes, to tell the truth.

- So, since you're a beginner, trust my experience. - Thanks.

- Look... what a miracle.

A real treasure in style and steal.

- Indeed, a Rugger, 2 3/4 inches, 357 magnum.

Yes, it was made popular by the cinema, unfair in my opinion,

'cause like all snapdose handguns, has an eccessive recoil.

Don't you agree?

- Maybe you want to choose by yourself.

- No, I trust you.

Only that it has to be simultaneous double-action, caliber 22 longrifle, >=600 gr, 5 inches reed.

- Yes sir.

- Adjustable, of course.

- The company donates a pack of papers. - Thanks. How much?

- So, let's see. 382'000. - 382'000?

- You should now that the price varies due to the USD.

- Rises or lowers. - Well, it never lowers enough.

- I've never seen anything like this. - It's a german engine.

- Now, I'll ask him.

- Sir, excuse me. - Yes?

- Come on, hurry.

- What the fuck are you doing with a gun?

- How come at this time?

Shall I cook the spaghetti, or warm the soup?

- Don't turn it on.

- What happened? Are you ill? - It's nothing. Leave me alone.

- How do you feel? - It's not worth talking about it.

- Ok, fine. I won't talk.

- And so he hit you. And the blond guy kicked your balls.

- No, excuse me.. the blond had the bag with the brick.

The other one was tiny and dark haired.

- But you didn't say this before!

- Listen, it's the third time you ask the same question and the third time I answer the same.

If you say that the darkhaired had the brick, then the blond one kicked me.

This is what happen, you decide.

- But, did they say anything?

- If they said anything!?

- Yeah, any phrase.. an anarchic expression, a political slogan.

- A political slogan?

Yes, they said...

"What the fuck are you doing with a handgun?"

- It's your friend, the accounting clerc.

Two guys assaulted him and stole his handgun.

- Be back soon.

- Hi. - Why didn't you come to me?

- What happened? - Nothing, a car accident.

- And the handgun? - The handgun...I couldn't buy one.

- You couldn't buy it!? - No, my wife is sick and we have to spend,

and the shooting range costs, I overshooted...

- Let's speak frankly. You wanted to avoid me and I know why.

- I don't understand...

- I'm sorry, you always say you'll come for lunch but never do so.

- Whenever you wish, even on Sunday. - Fine.

- Come up. - I'm coming.

- So, ok? - Yes.

- Do you prefer anything special? - Whatever you wish, bye.

- See you on Sunday then...

- How did you put them that way? - I arranged them a bit nice and chic.

- They look like in a tavern. - What tavern? We're home.

- You look fine with the lipstick.

- You're very nice. - You too.

- What?

- You'll see, he's a nice guy. - I hope so.

- But promise me something. - Yes.

- Don't start with the 4-th gear, wait 'til you know him better.

- No no, I'm right about Sauro.

- You said so on Griffo, too.

- I'll go. - No, no. Take off that thing.

- Hi. - Come on, it's not Christmas.

You are crazy. My wife.

- It's a pleasure. - It's pleasure, too.

- So, he is the famous Sauro...

- Excuse me, come in. Take the flowers Ada. Welcome in.

Would you like a drink? Or do you want to wash your hands first?

- Yes, I guess so. Thanks. - No problem.

- With permission.. - Please!

- Did you put a clean towell? Let's go.

- Anything else, a piece of desert, a fruit... - No, thanks.

- Without ceremonies.. - Enough, or I'll explode.

- Congratulations madam. Vittorio didn't tell me you were such a great cook.

- O god, the maccaroni was a bit sheet, the roast smelled of smoke,

the olives were the best thing but you didn't want them.

- Stop it. It's not true madam. - I'm used to this.

- He always likes his mother's cooking.

- No, frankly Ada can be better if she tries. - Thanks.

- But she doesn't.

- Thank you, for this friendly sunday.

Because at the cookhouse is a bit gloomy.

But you can understand. Your father was a military man, right?

- Yes, he was a fireman captain.

You undertand why the handgun was rusty.

It might have fallen in the water.

- Vittorio is nice. I like him. And we talk about lots of things together.

- So, he talks to you? - Yes, he's learned.

- Learned? He hasn't read a book in years. - I read before, when I needed to.

- Anyway, he's an honest man. Not easy to find nowadays.

- He's a bit of a nuisance, but he's not wicked.

On the contrary, he's very good.

- One treats him well and he attaches to him like a doggy.

And then suffers... and remains alone.

He's got no friends.

- Any coffee, please? Thanks.

- So, he's been talking a lot about you.

Let's hope it's not another blunder.

- But we quite forgot the chocolate box that Sauro brought.

- Sauro! - Do you like it?

- You shouldn't have. I know it costs too much.

- What are you talking about?! I get it on discount.

- Do you know what this is? - A handgun.

- A handgun. This is a Smitter-Welson, caliber 28, special, bodyguard model.

- You shouldn't have bothered. - I got it almost for nothing.

- With five bullets - It's 3 80 inches long.

- Do you want some sugar? - It's atomic.

- It's very light, weights just 14 and a half. - One or two?

- If I ain't wrong it's 2 inches... - Yes..

- I know it, I have a book all for this. - It's an old frienship for me.

- It has saved my life. - You said it was cheap, but it costs based on the USD.

- You like it, this matters to me. - I get it...

- It's the best present you could get me.

- Vittorio, right in time. - Tell me.

- Someone called from that asshole. He'll get us into trouble.

- Talks on the phone as if he was standing at the piazza.

- You call him, from the public phone. Close it.

- We must fix these financial matters. How much? Three?

- Four. - Four.

- We could put them into the same system.

- You, as always. - No I can't, 'cause I've put my signature.

- You can't come in like this!

- What's the thing with the car keys?

- I confiscated them! Go bugger off!

- And close the door. - You are mad!

- Not enough to get tricked by you.

Do you I think I don't know that you gave 20.000 liras to Raffale,

and send him to the movies, while you wandered alone in the city?!

- What have you been doing? - Fucking.

- Miss. Patricia. - What do you want? Who are you?

- Nobody. Talk to me. What does 'fucking' mean? Where? With whom? His name.

- Fuck you!

- Listen, it's not true. I just had fun like a normal person.

How can I fuck if I'm guarded.

They can't even get a hard on if there's a gun at their back.

Listen, I can't stand it anymore. Let's find a solution.

Did you say to go to the lawyer? Let's go then.

I'll take my share. How much? One third of the patrimony?

- So, if you die, how much do I get?

It's a deal, give me half of that and I bugger off.

- What is with her? Why do you want this?

You're living like a princess. Am I right?

- And you're asking him! He always gives you right.

- Tell me. What's your answer?

I warn you dad, take away your gorillas or I'll have sex with them.

- What? - Fuck with all of them. Starting from Rafaele.

I'll rather get pregnant and have a little gorilla so you save money for your nephew.

- Don't even joke about that!

- I'll do it. I'm not like him. Like these fucking bootlickers.

That approve every bullshit you say. We'll see!

- I'll kill you, nymphomaniac criminal.

I'll lock you in the basement.

Guys, Rafele... tie her, she's mad.

- You're raving mad! - And you're a bastard.

You should have stayed in Africa and become a slavemaster.

You should have gone to study in Switzerland, uneducated man.

- Where is it written? - Here, under the ice-skating.

- Here it is. Regional championship in range shooting... Barletta first.

- We have to celebrate. - Cinema and pizza.

- Tonight they are on me. It's a special event.

- Is it yours? - In a certain way. Get in.

- They treat you well. - It's a service car, a special one.

- But, in what department do you work exactly? - Wherever there's work to do.

I'm a free beater.

- There's a woman threatening to throw down herself.

- Don't worry, she does that every time she quarrels with her husband.

And then they make peace. If I go there, I'll throw her for real.

- No thanks. I never smoke while driving.

- Everything's alright if there are these kind of notifications.

- Here's inspector Callagan. To all the police vehicles.

Turn around at 58th Broadway.

- What the fuck are you saying?

- Was it connected?

- Don't bother me, I'm off duty.

- Civerra, who was it? - Nobody, just a friend.

- Do you go out with men when you're off? This sucks.

- You suck, jerk.

- Here the pizza is like in my village. Or shall we go to the cinema first?

- What are they screening?

- They're screening "Gi� la testa". - I've seen it three times.

- But I want to. Hanging together is the important thing.

- I remember my father. He met with his friend every day for like 30 years.

The kept a bottle in the middle, and stayed mute for 4 hours.

They were good together.

Until the friend said: "It's late now, see you tomorrow".

And my father said: Sweet dreams.

- Good evening. - Hi.

- What's up?

- The Slav, a wanted. The one near the long-haired blonde.

- The bill.

- He's going away, he asked for the bill.

- Call 113. Tell them to send a car.

I'll stop him meanwhile.

- You alone? Isn't it dangerous?

- I've got this.

- I'm sorry for the pizza.

- Listen, pretend you didn't see him. Let's go somewhere else.

- Who was it? - He killed a wanted person.

- He tried to protect his colleague.

- Did they kill a cop? - Yes, Sauro Civerra.

- They should give a medal to that guy.

- Sit down.

- We went for some pizza together.

We were there talking and laughing.

And I saw him killed before my eyes.

I saw when the guy took out the handgun, but I was...

paralyzed, my mind became foggy. I didn't get anything.

I lost time.

If I were quick, he could still be alive.

- So your friend was already dead when you started shooting?!

- I was saying that your friend... - Stop now, please!

He didn't sleep tonight.

- But he didn't answer! - Why did you shoot then?

- What would you do?!

Excuse me.

- Another time, please!

- Hello? - Am I speaking to accounting Barletta?

- It's me. - Motherfucking son of a bitch.

- Who's talking?

- He who will make you rot like your cop friend.

You must pay, bastard.

- At what time is it? - At 21 o'clock.

- Then it's time. - Yes, right.

- If you don't mind I... - Will you go?!

- I promised to Ada that we watch it together.

- You two alone? Like orphans? Tell her to come here.

Hey lawyer, Patricia, Laura. At 9 o'clock Vittorio is on Tv.

All in front of the TV. It's Barletta's show tonight.

- So? - I knew it. She doesn't want.

- Give it to me.

- Mrs. Ada, it's been a century since we saw each other. If we loose this...

Come on, I'll send you a car.

Or you can take a taxi. I'll pay it.

- Thanks, engineer. You're so kind. But I'm not feeling fine.

- So you won't come?

- No, I'm sorry. But tell Vittorio to stay and not to worry about me.

- Are you feeling bad? - Well, yes.

- Take care. - Goodbye sir.

- This is it!

- What's that thing? - This is the shooting range.

We are underground here. Santa Santorum of the champions.

We came here to know the hero of the shooting at pizzeria.

- You didn't tell me you were a Santa Santorum.

- Well, I should. You're being substituted by retired marschalls.

- This was good. I got it.

- Please! - Excuse me.

- Mr. Barletta. - Yes.

Here you go. Stop for a moment.

You are called the 'accountant of the handgun'. What do you think?

- Sorry, I didn't get it. - You're considered as a born talent.

Is it true?

- I don't know. I won some contests...

- What does the shooting mean to you?

- I've always considered it a sport, a hobby.

- Hobby.. but you go out armed. At night.

- No, what hobby... I have a regular permission.

- I was with a friend... - Who was killed. We know it.

- But, you killed a man, too! Was it for hobby?

- Well, if we are making word games, let's laugh over it.

But my assasined friend, didn't do his job for a hobby.

I'm not telling you it was a shock for me, 'cause you might find it funny.

- Well done. - Shut up, dad.

After relieving your aggresivity to the aim, when you're back at home

how are you, mild or authoritarian?

Faithful or unfaithful?

- I think I'm a bit of an anormal man...

In 14 years of marriage I haven't done a fault to my wife.

- Is it true? - Yes.

And you didn't even think of cheating her?

- I thought it. Many times.

- You can lie of you want. - No, I don't consider it unfaithfulness.

On the contrary, it helps me be faithful.

- This faithfulness, derives from your character or determination?

- I'm not a cold blooded man. - Yes, the shooting proves it.

Listen, there are 2 ways of shooting. Good or bad.

- And you did shoot good. Thank you Mr. Barletta.

We leave you to your hobby. Excuse me, your sport!

- Barletta, how much did you get for the interview?

- Nothing, they don't pay for these things. - Don't pay? You did a 10-minutes show.

- The lawyer is right.

- If they want another interview, send them to me.

- With pleasure, lawyer.

- Do you want an aperitive or not?

- Vittorio. - Yes.

- You told me something that shocked me. - I'm sorry for that.

- No, on the contrary. I've been thinking a lot about you recently.

- Me too.

I even dreamed of you.

- Really? And what were we doing?

- Well, we were good together.

- I'm glad you opened your heart to me.

- Why did you wait so much?

- Cause you're always so sweet... my thoughts are unconfessable.

- That's why you should have told me. I could have helped you.

- How?

- Listen, Griffo is a good husband. He loves and respects me.

But he's selfish.

I've never felt sexually satisfied with him.

And I'm always fighting with my senses...

And sometimes they induce me to be with any men.

- If I could be of any help...

- Vittorio... - Yes.

- I also have dreams, thoughts, temptations. - And then?

- But I control and supress them.

- And this is so sweet, that it pays me back.

- What did Jesus say? - I don't know, he has said many things.

- If your hand and your eye bring you to scandal, take them away.

It's better living blind or mutilated forever than loosing the kingdom of heaven.

- Is it what he said? - Vittorio, believe me,

when I supress a temptation, I become happy.

- Don't you feel so? - No.

- You'll get used to it.

- Allow me!

- Hello? Who is it?

Fuck to me? Ah, to Barletta.

- Vittorio, it's for you. - What? Thanks.

- Are you the born talent with the hobby of shooting?

- Who are you? - One who has the hobby to shoot bastards like you.

- Get ready.

He who kills with bullets, of bullets shall die.

- I'll give you a lesson if I get you.

- Did you buy another?

- Yes, but I sold some watches.

- Are you driving crazy?

- They're threatening me, won't I protect myself?

- You can trick anyone, but not me. - What are you saying!

- I'm saying that it can happen to anyone to kill a criminal for self defense,

but then, what would a normal person do?

Would he awake screaming at night?

- Who told I you don't have nightmares?

- You keep snoring. - Does one who snores have nightmares?!

You hear that I snore, but you're not aware that I wake up 20 times!

You wake up to go to the bathroom. To listen again your interviews...

to read the articles about you.. to train in front of the mirror.

- Well, now I'm being spied even at home.

- You look through the keyhole. - Yes, I look through the keyhole.

Because I want to understand.

I don't know what's in your mind. I don't know whom did I marry.

- And whom did I marry? A two-foot headache.

- When will you grow up? You're fooling yourself.

You don't need a gun to be a man, Vittorio.

- When will my husband become a man? - How man grows depends by his woman.

- Maybe, I'm not the right woman. I tried to become.

I tried talking to you.

But you never answered.

You never listened. You prefered talking to the watches.

And now you talk to the guns! I'm scared of you.

- Do you know what you're saying?!

You're telling the failure of our marriage.. What are we doing together then?!

- If I was sure this is what you need, I'd have done it cause I love you so much.

- Good night!

- Then go!

- Go!

- Accounting, this is only thing left. Keep it for the next car.

- What? - The steering lock.

- Put it in the cellar.

- I heard your car was set into fire.

Filthy criminals.

- Anyway, better the car then your ass. - Of course, If I had to choose...

- Come up, I'll give you some great news.

- Moreover, the stocks of this society belonging to me...

- Did you finish? - Almost.

- Meanwhile, I'll talk to him.

- You should open the car only when I'm coming out.

We must foresee everything.

- Here it is.

- "Here it is" what? - Your new office, all yours.

We shall take away all these... a beautiful desk, telephone, air-conditioned.

- Why?

- Because it's right to give you this after all this long time.

- You'll become manager. - Me?

- Yes, you! - Salary, grants, all?

- Of course, all regular.

- Employees, cashiers, secretaries, anyone? - What are you doing?

- I'll call people and let you speak in front of them.

- I was just thinking last night.

Why not give this guy a ray of light in this gloomy period.

- Thank you. - On the contrary, excuse me...

- The sun disappeared!? - No, on the contrary...

- Engineer. Did you call me?

- No, no, go to work. It was a joke.

For your calmness, I was talking to the lawyer:

You appear to be the only proprietor... - Yes.

Now with these people threatening you, the cars that explode...

We saw you're able to defend yourself, but if it happens... touch your balls!

- Touch your balls. - No, there are ladies.

I get it, you're afraid someone might kill me.

- So what would I do then with those stocks under your name?

- Sign here, and it's alright. - This morning go to the lawyer for the cancel.

- Now it's like you've never existed in this company.

- No, lawyer... I exist.

- They stole even my motorbike!?

- This motorbike sucks. - In fact I had thrown it away.

- Can we go together? - Yes, so it cracks down.

- Are you scared? - Scared of you, not of the motorbike.

- Why? - Today you look stretched.

- Get on, hold on. - I'm not letting you go.

- Here, this is the border of my freedom.

- Thanks for the ride.

- But, who are you really?

- Well, last time you called me chicken and bootlicker.

- Did I say that?

- A dirty word can come out even from a girl like you.

- Well, I said so cause I knew only one Vittorio.

- Why? Is there another?

- I think there is now.

- How did it go with my mother?

- I don't understand. - You can tell me.

I'd be happy to know that my mother has changed finally.

Also it would be good to know that she cheats my father.

I'd be glad for him, too

- Well, this is a nice thought from you, but your mother's man

is only Griffo, and she's even afraid of him.

She could cheat only with the Holy Spirit.

But he doesn't want.

- It's a pity.

She'll remain a virgin.

- You know... I feel safe with you.

- And then? - Well, a bodyguard like you

would be fine for me. What do you think?

- I don't feel safe. Bye.

- You're a manager now.

- So? - Congratulations.

- It's injection time. - I'm coming.

- Are you ready? - Look at that needle.

- Does it hurt? - Of course not.

- Are you scared of pain? - No, I won't do it.

- Don't behave like a child for a second. - A second. What if the needle breaks down?

- Come on, don't be afraid. Pretend it's the pillow.

- You did it in the pillow. - But this is a real ass.

- You see, I didn't feel anything. - Thanks, but I didn't do it yet.

- But it's not that hard...

Now I felt it. Oh, my ass.

- That's why I didn't want to do it. There are 9 more.

- This way you train your hand. - No, I make colander.

The drops are finished, the red pills, too.

There's only one. Tomorrow morning I'll go to the drugstore.

- Aren't you coming to bed? - No, I have to do something first.

Sleep.

- Hello.

- What do they want at this time? - Nothing, wrong number.

- Ada, I am going right now to the drugstore.

So I get some fresh air and don't wait in line tomorrow.

Where's the booklet of the health service? Here it is.

Be back soon.

I'll take even the mineral water.

- The keys. Bye. - Bye.

- The booklet. - Thanks, good night!

- What do you want?

What are you going to do to me?

- The same thing we did to your car.

- Help, they want to kill me! Help!

- Fucking killer. You're shitting in your pants now.

You don't have the gun, sucker.

- Help! Help me!

- Do you want to burn me alive?

Let me go. I beg you! I'm sorry! Let me go!

My wife is sick. She doesn't have anyone else.

I'm taking the medicine to her. Look!

Antibiotics, suppository, pills for a poor sick woman.

For the love of god, she's waiting for me.

- Come on. - She's alone, she needs them.

Look, they're all medicines.

- And this is a 38, reed 165,

1342 grams, maximal precision. It's a ballistic fact.

What the fuck do you know of ballistics?!

How much have I waited...

- I'm sorry but I don't understand.

- We're here to understand.

- But it's very clear, you said they were friends of the Slav. They threatened to burn me.

- There's no doubt about that. Variuos witnesses heard you screaming for help.

- They heard me, but they didn't fucking help me.

- Watch your mouth. - I'm sorry, but what could I do!?

- This is the point. It's good defending... but not with 38 with explosive bullets.

- I took it to shoot at the countryside. How could I know about the assault?

- Sit down. - I couldn't change the bullets.

- You shooted 5 times at their arms and legs without missing a shot.

- If I missed they would have killed me. Was it better to kill them?

You must understand that I didn't shoot to kill them.

- Meanwhile, we can arrest him for caution. - What?

- What are you doing to me? - Prevent means of translation.

- No, I need a translation. I didn't get a thing.

- The handcuffs. No favors!

- Are you sending me to jail like a criminal?

- Who is it? - The cleaning guy.

- It's for you.

- What is it? - A pack.

- From the friends of 'The Arm'.

Usually it's food.

And half of that belongs to the courier, or me in this case.

- Take it. I'll give it all to you. - Why?

- Cause I don't like shit.

- It's really shit.

They don't seem to be friends.

- However, tell that I liked it. And that I can't wait to pay them back.

- Are you crazy? This is a precise sign.

- If you want, listen something from a guy that has spent a lot of time here.

Remember these 3 tips:

Don't ever eat extra things, eat only what all the others eat.

Second, if you feel bad, you better die in the cell than go to the jail infirmary.

And third, don't go out in the courtyard during the rest.

Cause it's hot outside.

- If I can't go for fresh air, at least take away that stink.

- What harsh times. Never fucking happened to me.

- Let's say that you're in conditional liberty.

And you're responsible of eccessive self defense.

It's not very serious, but it can become.

- However, I'm at your disposal. - Thanks lawyer. But you know that I...

- We don't have to pronounce the word "money". - Thanks, I really can't pronounce it.

- But you brought sensation. You're on the stage.

- We should take advantage of the situation.

- You think so?! - Why, does this bother you?

- No, let's get it. - But remember that a judge has your

gun permission for now, and you're a guy who has to walk on the white strips.

- You must be calm and take some rest. - Yes, you are right. But I know Griffo,

He has counted the jail days for holidays. - No, he spoke clearly to me.

- A month of rest, with regular salary.

- Regular? - Yes.

- Let's hope so.

- Accounting, thank god you came back. - What happened?

- The ma'am got sick thinking of you. She feels better now.

- Thanks for taking care of her.

- Just a moment, a photo.

- You heard that the lady isn't well. Just a photo, then go.

- Ada, what happened? - My love!

- I'm back, you see. Are you happy? - Embrace her.

- Not this way. A bit up.

- Please don't make a mess.

- It was terrible in there. - Smile.

Its was fearful.

- You're here now. Safe.

- Can you give us 5 minutes? - Stop now. Get out.

- Accounting, just a small interview. - Ok.

- No, I'm Barletta's representative now, in everything.

Every request for an interview has to be approved by me. Please!

- Since I couldn't talk to him, can I have an appointment with you?

- Come at my studio, but call me first. - Ok, fine.

- What are you doing? Go to the bar.

- This is crazy. - Sorry, I was thirsty.

- There are standpipes along the road.

- Mr. Barletta, if I could be of any help... - Many thanks.

- You see how dangerous is this place. They get inside like mice.

- Where are the papers? - What papers?

- The black accounting.

- They might come for a perquisition in any time.

- You need a suitcase. I'm going to get one.

- Hello. - Accounting Barletta?

- Yes. - Motherfucking bastard.

- Fucking asshole, I know who you are and where you're calling from.

Wait for me if you're a man. I'll get my handgun.

And I'll shoot you between your eyes.

You and a hundred ones like you.

And if I meet the Slav, I'll kill him again...

And don't shit your pants right now, 'cause that will be your last supper.

The suitcase.

- Stop it. The doorkeeper will do it tomorrow.

- How come? We save for the medicines and then pay the doorkeeper.

At least I can do this.

It's just for some days. If the lawyer's prediction is right, the money will flow...

You get millions with the newspapers...

And then the new office, higher salary... I'll buy a new car...

And we'll go for a holiday at the sea.

If I insist I can make your headache go away.

Did you take the red pill?

You'll sleep fine now.

- Who is it? - Patricia Griffo.

- Hi. - How come you're here?

- I haven't seen you in a while.

- I'm on holiday.

- Why? Did your father send you? - Usually I send myself.

- Shall we stay here at the door?! - Welcome, come in.

-Sorry, I'll close the window and turn off the lights. - No, it's fine this way.

- Make yourself comfortable.

- I'll be back soon. I must check if my wife needs anything.

- Guess who just came...

I'm sorry but she's asleep. I'll make you some coffee.

- Did you break their legs with this?

- You're crazy. It's loaded. It's not a toy.

- I said make yourself comfortable, but you went too far.

- What is this joke about? - I came to finish our last talk.

- Yeah, in underwear. - I want to understand you.

- To see you naked. - Even me?!

- Come on, get dressed.

- Don't you like me? - It's not the point.

- Are you impotent?

- I'm so hungry that you could be fine. - So you're afraid!

- No. You're not afraid.

- Tell me you're not afraid. - Ok, I'll say it.

- You're a lier. You're ambiguous and a lier.

- But I understood who you are. - Who am I?

- You're a tiger... lying on the grass...

ready to jump off when smelling blood.

- Is this that assures me? - Yes.

- Listen, if someone wants to hurt me,

if someone kidnaps me... if someone rapes me...

if someone tortures me, what are you going to do to him?

- What am I going to do?! - You shoot him!

- And then? - I'll eviscerate them.

- More... - I'll break them.

- Yes, more... - I'll smash them, destroy them.

- More... - No more verbs.

Ah yes, I'll strip them.

- Even if he was my father? - What?

- Come on...

- Kiss me, embrace me...

- My shirt...

- I'll kill Griffo... - Yes... harder.

- Where did you leave the gorilla tonight? - He wanted to watch a film.

- Does he know that you came here? - Are you afraid of my father?

- Afraid... he might have a heart attack.

- Keep in mind that he's my best friend. - And you fuck with his daughter.

- Very kind from you. With all the respect, appraisal and evrything else hes got for you...

- Ok.. But what could I do?

- Stay calm, he doesn't like you.

He just thinks you're too dumb to screw him up.

- Dumb? A dumb that knows a lot of things about banks and jails.

- I'm sorry for you.

If you both end up in jail, he stays an hour while you stay forever.

- Why end up in jail? I just asked you where's the gorilla.

Besides, I'm manager now.

- He gave you a new office, air-conditioned...

- So?

- Congratulations!

- Gently.

- Will we meet again? - Maybe, but another place. I don't like it here.

- Where? - Find a solution. You're the man.

- I'm the man, but I don't have a place.

- Who's lying on the grass? A tiger or a cat? - I don't know. I have to think.

- Fine, think.

- Call me when you resolve it.

He who seeds bullets will collect violence.

- Bring me some mineral water.

- Come out, mineral water.

- Where are you?

Ada, there's no mineral water!

- A bit of ice tea then.

The peeping tom.

- Thanks.

- What are you doing? - Nothing.

- Lie down.

- Ada, you can't escape your destiny.

It's injection time.

- Maybe a gun shot... would be the solution.

- What are you talking about!?

- I feel so tired.

- Why? How do you feel?

- I can't bare it anymore.

- Listen. - Yes.

- If anything happens to me... - No, I don't want to hear that.

- But one can't hold it all inside. I need to talk.

- No, I don't want to hear.

- But I could die..

- It's not true. - There's nothing more to do.

- The doctors told me the truth. - Why didn't they tell me then?

- I begged them not to tell you.

- To not make you feel bad. - Then you shouldn't have told me.

- But, to whom shall I tell then?!

You can't be such an egoist.

- What are you talking? - You shouldn't be afraid.

You'll not remain alone. You're still young.

And you're so able.

You'll find another woman.

But you must choose the right woman.

- Listen, a friend of mine was very sick

but he had nothing. They had switched the plates. Even them can make faults.

You think you're sick, but in reality there's a sick person who thinks she's fine.

- You have just a headache. - Yes, my dear.

- It's just a headache.

But if you stay near me, it'll pass.

- Where are you going? - In the bathroom.

- Lawyer, I need money, immediately. I have to take her for a visit.

- Ask Griffo for a loan.

- Lawyer, I know he'll give me, but then I'll have to give him back.

I was counting on the money that you promised me.

Memorials, interviews, newspapers... I didn't get any money.

- I wouldn't count on that. That thing is cooling down now.

These happen everyday. You heard about that wounded guy today.

- I wounded three. - These are political facts.

- Then what should one do to be taken into account? A slaughter?

- Finally we're staying together.

- Hello.

- Hi. - Hi? I'm Patricia, my dear.

- Who's screaming? - My father, he wants to speak to you.

- Hello? - Niccolino, you did call finally...

- You fuck with my daughter and then make fun of me?

- I'll break your skull, punk. - Thank you, very kind from you.

- Ada, Niccola greets you. - Of course. Now that you signed I'll leave you out.

- No, wait a moment. Maybe I can pass by the office for a talk.

- If you come I'll run over you with a 20-ton bulldozer.

- Later we decide about the details. - Later I want to see you only dead.

- Thanks for everything. You're a real friend. See you.

- Niccola called. He was very nice.

You should believe that.

Moreover, he's missing me too much.

You'll see... when I get back to work.

- Who is it?

- Is it you Patricia?

Why don't you talk? Are you afraid?

I got it.

You're a big slut. You're worse than your father.

Niccola, I want to explain...

Is it you lawyer?

I understand you have all agreed.

You made me a nice trap.

But it's not over yet.

Breathe, breathe... You won't breathe for long.

- What's up Vittorio?

- Nothing, my dear. Sleep!

- What are you doing?

- You got me, baby. - Where are you going?

- We're besieged.

I have to make the first move.

Surprise them.

- Come here. Please! Sit down. Let's talk.

- No time for words. It's time to act.

- They always tricked us with words. - Vittorio, please...

- I have little time left. Stay with me. Let's stay together.

- Stay calm. I'll be back soon.

- You won't be back if you go. I know it.

You're right. They humiliated you. Even I have wounded you many times...

- I'm sorry. Don't go! - No, I have to face Niccolino.

I have to look them in the eyes... All of them.

- They're aware of your state and didn't help us at all.

- Then go, but without guns.

Give them to me. Give them..

- I want to see them tremble. I want to put them in line.

I want to smash their legs. I'll crash them.

- Listen, my love. They'll hurt you. I don't want that.

Stay here..

The important thing is that the sun must not shine directly at your eyes.

And if they try to get behind your back...

- I didn't want to...

- I just wanted to stop you! - Why?

- I had to stop you.

The dear memory.

I can't..

I can't even die like one should.

- Call, call. Ask for an ambulance.

- I don't feel my legs anymore.

- Try not to move. Stay calm.

Don't speak. - I don't want to.

My love, we passed...

a life in darkness...

saying only: "Do you want it with butter or sauce..."

- I couldn't let you go. They would make you suffer.

- My child. - Ada.

Couldn't Sauro bring some bigne...

instead of the handgun?

- Help! Help! - Nobody hears you.

- Help! - They're all in front of the TV.

- No, somebody will come. - The doorkeeper...

Tomorrow morning.

- They will come. Somebody must have heard the shot.

- And you thing that there's anyone,

that wants to hear...

a gun shot?

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