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[theme music]
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Morning, Howie.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Zelinka.
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That's quite all
right, Mr. Davis.
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Next Olympics, you've got
100 meter gold for sure.
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But for now, practice
on the track.
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What dedication.
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Still rehearsing
"Romeo and Juliet."
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And we finished that
play a month ago.
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That Mr. Zelinka certainly
is a character, isn't he?
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I wish all my teachers
were characters like him.
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He's terrific.
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[whistling]
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Well, second day
on the job and you're
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still in good spirits.
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Well, we always
whistle while we work.
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No sooner will it
dry and they'll have
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it covered with graffiti again.
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Well, I hope so.
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Otherwise we're going
to be out of a job.
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A man with a sense of humor
about his work is a rarity.
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I admire your
attitude, Jonathan.
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The feeling is
mutual, Mr. Zelinka.
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Excuse me, Mr. Zelinka.
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Is that a hairstyle, Miss
Wilson, or an affliction?
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[sighs]
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Amazing the length
young people will
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go to, to upset their parents.
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What a zinger.
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I mean, no wonder they
call him Ivan the Terrible.
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The kids wouldn't
want him any other way.
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They love him.
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Well, I spent last night
grading your test papers.
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Give you some idea of what
an exciting evening I had.
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[chuckling]
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Especially some of the
answers you gave me.
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Times I wonder what
you do here in class.
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So do we.
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[laughter]
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Jerry Michaels,
we can always depend
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on you for a bit of levity.
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And in your test paper.
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For your information, Mr.
Michaels, "Death of a Salesman"
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is a play, a great play.
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Then it was made into a movie
and adapted for television.
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But it was not--
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and I hope to God
never will be--
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a music video.
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[laughter]
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Miss Morris and Miss
Lindstrom, would you
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be so kind just to pass out
these test papers for me?
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Yeah.
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Special delivery.
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Oh, does that mean you want
to play post office with me?
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Sorry, I only handle
first class mail.
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[bell ringing]
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If there are any questions
regarding your test scores,
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see me after class.
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Class dismissed.
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F?
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I don't deserve an F.
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Well, I agree with you, Jerry.
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Unfortunately, that's
as low as I can go.
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Well, I don't
think I should fail.
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Why don't you grade on a curve,
like my other teachers do?
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Oh, I refuse to do that.
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Grading on a curve is an
excuse for an entire class
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to fail together, getting
kids through school
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without teaching them anything.
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You've just got it in for me.
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You're always on me.
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Because I know
you're bright, but you
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just won't apply yourself.
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You waste your time
playing the class clown.
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You can't go around
blaming everyone
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else because you're not taking
responsibility for your life.
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Oh, wait a minute, Howie.
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I want to talk to you.
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Oh, yes, sir?
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Another A, Howie.
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Congratulations.
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Well, thank you, sir.
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But I'm still not hearing
enough from you in class.
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How come?
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I guess I just don't
feel comfortable standing
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in front of other people.
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I get nervous.
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I understand, but try anyway.
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That's the way to
get over nervousness.
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Besides, I want the others
to hear some of your ideas.
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You write so well in your tests.
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Well, thanks.
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I'll try.
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And the main thing, you
didn't do your homework again.
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Why not?
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I-- I don't know.
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I'll do it tomorrow.
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Well, you keep saying
tomorrow, but you don't do it.
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Why not?
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I don't know.
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Howie, you write so
well on these tests.
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What do I have to do to motivate
you to do your homework?
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I know.
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Can be boring, but later
in life you'll have a job,
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and some parts of
that may be boring,
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and you'll have
to do them anyway.
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You see, doing homework
is good training.
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It teaches us responsibility.
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Even Jerry Michaels does some
homework once in a while.
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OK, sir.
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I-- I promise I'll do it.
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If you don't, no matter how
good your test scores are,
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I'll have to flunk you.
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I know.
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There you go.
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And make sure your
parents sign it.
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Susie, here's the
activity schedule.
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It looks like Thursday,
lecture hall is booked.
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Is there some way we could
get in an hour in there somehow?
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Morning?
Or Wednesday.
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It looks free on Wednesday.
- Well, how about lunch?
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Is it free during lunch?
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Oh, yeah.
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We you take your lunch hour?
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Well, we really need
to get in there that day.
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Oh, I see you got a
retirement notice from the Board
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of Education, too, Mr. Zelinka.
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Have you been steaming open
my mail again, Miss Minotti?
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Mr. Zelinka, no!
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I just received the same
notice myself from the board.
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Why, I'm turning 70 this month.
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Just like you.
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Happy birthday.
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Thank you!
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Same to you.
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Oh, I'm looking
forward to retiring.
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I'm going to travel
around the world.
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What about you?
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Have you made any plans?
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Hmm?
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No, no.
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I-- I knew it was coming,
but not this soon.
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I-- I guess I was trying
not to think about it.
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Well, you can't
fight City Hall.
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Mr. Zelinka can't retire.
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He's my favorite teacher.
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He was my favorite teacher
when I was a student here, too.
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He still is.
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Lincoln's not going to
be the same without him.
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I'm really going to miss him.
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We all are.
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And they're going to retire
him at the end of the semester.
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No more Mr. Zelinka.
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I'm not so sure I'm
going to miss him.
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Ivan the Terrible is always
on me about responsibility.
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Hey, come on.
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You're lucky to have a
teacher like Mr. Z. He cares.
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We should do
something nice for him.
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You mean, like
buy him a present?
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Yeah.
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And how about a surprise
retirement party?
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Hey, now that's a
really great idea.
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Yeah.
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Well, yeah, yeah.
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He'd like that.
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Yeah, I could be the MC.
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Yeah, and you could ruin
it all with your dumb jokes.
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Where do you think we
should try to have it?
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Excuse me.
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I couldn't help but
overhear your conversation.
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I thought you might want to
know it's Mr. Zelinka's birthday
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this Friday.
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Are you sure?
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I'm positive.
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Well, all right, then.
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Friday it is.
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Hey, we'd be glad to
help you in any way we can.
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Thanks.
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We could use all
the help we can get.
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We really want to
make this a great party.
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We've got to show Mr.
Z how much we appreciate
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all he's done for us.
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Let's make this a
retirement party
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he's never going to forget.
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Yes.
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This is Ivan Zelinka
of Lincoln High.
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Fine, fine.
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Oh, he's fine.
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About this retirement
notice you sent me.
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Thank you very much, but you
see, I'm not ready to retire.
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Yes, I'll be 70 in a couple
of weeks, but I don't feel it.
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I-- I don't think I look it.
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And I-- yes, I know
about the rules,
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the retirement age
for state employees.
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But isn't there some kind
of an extension I can get?
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Some sort of an
appeal I could file?
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A letter?
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You don't think it
would do any good, eh?
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Yeah, I understand.
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Rules are rules.
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All right.
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Thank you very much.
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Oh, Mr. Carlyle.
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Could I speak to
you for a moment?
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Well, I'm late
for a PTA meeting.
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What is it?
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It's about that
retirement notice I received
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from the Board of Education.
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Yes, I heard about it.
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Congratulations.
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Well, thank you.
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But you see, I don't
want to retire.
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ROGER CARLYLE: You don't?
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Why not?
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Because I like teaching.
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I think I still
have a lot to give.
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And I thought if you could
back me with the board,
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maybe they'd let me
stay on a little longer.
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Ivan, that is so altruistic
and noble, so like You
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but you've been
teaching for 50 years!
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Why don't you relax?
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Take a nice long trip
like Mrs. Minotti.
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Oh, Roger, I--
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I'd love to talk to you
about your plans sometime.
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Right now I'm late
for that PTA meeting.
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Nothing like parents who've been
kept waiting by the principal.
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Good luck to you, old boy.
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Fill me in.
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So--
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Yeah?
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--we decided to
have it in the gym.
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Yeah, we're going to hang
up streamers and balloons,
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make it look really nice.
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That's great.
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Sounds you got it
all worked out.
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Except for one minor detail.
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What's that?
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How to get Mr. Zelinka there.
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That's where we
need your help.
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Well, he's been talking a lot
about that Shakespeare Festival
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they're having in
the park that night.
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I could say I got
two tickets for it.
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Yeah, that's a great idea.
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He loves Shakespeare.
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And that I forgot the
tickets in my gym locker.
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And there we are.
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Great.
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You know, you're
really sneaky.
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Have you ever
worked for the CIA?
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[laughter]
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Hey, everybody, they're here!
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Everybody hide!
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Come on!
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(SINGING) For he's
a jolly good fellow,
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for he's a jolly good
fellow, for he's a jolly good
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fellow, which nobody can deny!
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[cheering]
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Look.
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Mr. Zelinka.
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71 candles, one for good
luck for your retirement.
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Speech, speech,
speech, speech, speech!
262
00:14:40,029 --> 00:14:40,828
Thank you.
263
00:14:40,905 --> 00:14:42,822
Thank you.
264
00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:45,791
I know you all meant well, and I
appreciate your thoughtfulness,
265
00:14:45,868 --> 00:14:50,722
but you see, I don't
want to retire.
266
00:14:50,798 --> 00:14:52,465
To what?
267
00:14:52,541 --> 00:14:55,468
This school, teaching
has been my whole life.
268
00:14:55,544 --> 00:14:57,929
And why should I and
a lot of other people
269
00:14:58,005 --> 00:15:01,474
be forced to retire
because some bureaucrat
270
00:15:01,550 --> 00:15:02,984
said we had to at 70?
271
00:15:06,389 --> 00:15:08,189
It's computers.
272
00:15:08,265 --> 00:15:11,034
Computers have no compassion.
273
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:14,454
When your age and name
come up, that's it.
274
00:15:14,530 --> 00:15:15,622
It's over.
275
00:15:20,277 --> 00:15:21,294
I'm sorry.
276
00:15:21,371 --> 00:15:22,803
Really sorry.
277
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:26,666
I-- I know you meant
well, and I appreciate it,
278
00:15:26,742 --> 00:15:30,887
but I just wouldn't be
any fun at this party.
279
00:15:36,043 --> 00:15:39,979
If you don't mind, Miss Hancock,
I think I'll just walk home.
280
00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:25,266
I'm telling you, what
Mr. Z said is right.
281
00:16:25,342 --> 00:16:26,600
Why should he be
forced to retire?
282
00:16:26,677 --> 00:16:28,102
We've got to do something.
283
00:16:28,179 --> 00:16:29,020
But what can we do?
284
00:16:29,096 --> 00:16:30,188
I'll tell you.
285
00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:31,096
If you believe in
Mr. Zelinka, you
286
00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:32,356
should let the
Board of Education
287
00:16:32,433 --> 00:16:33,399
know how you feel about it.
288
00:16:33,476 --> 00:16:34,275
What good will it do?
289
00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:35,802
Plenty.
290
00:16:35,878 --> 00:16:37,028
I mean, that's what America
is all about-- petition,
291
00:16:37,104 --> 00:16:39,414
sit-in, fighting for
what you believe in.
292
00:16:39,490 --> 00:16:40,790
Don't take this sitting down.
293
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:41,866
Yeah!
294
00:16:41,942 --> 00:16:43,117
Let's picket the
Board of Education.
295
00:16:43,194 --> 00:16:43,726
- Right.
- Wait.
296
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:44,818
Wait a minute.
297
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:46,278
I mean, Mark's got
the right idea,
298
00:16:46,356 --> 00:16:47,455
but I think you should
start with a petition first.
299
00:16:47,531 --> 00:16:49,123
Saying how you feel about Mr. Z.
300
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,666
We can get the whole
school to sign it.
301
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,301
Yeah, parents
and teachers, too.
302
00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:53,794
I don't think
it'll do any good.
303
00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:55,212
Hey, come on.
It's got to do some good.
304
00:16:55,289 --> 00:16:57,131
We got to keep Mr. Zelinka
here, where he belongs.
305
00:16:57,208 --> 00:16:59,216
I'm going to get the
teachers on our side.
306
00:16:59,293 --> 00:17:00,468
Yeah, come on, Jerry.
307
00:17:00,544 --> 00:17:01,677
We'll tell them if
they don't join us,
308
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:02,595
then you'll go to
their class and tell
309
00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:04,930
them all your bad jokes.
310
00:17:05,007 --> 00:17:06,816
Hey, well, I'm going to go
start writing that petition.
311
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:08,392
Hey, thanks for
your advice, guys.
312
00:17:08,469 --> 00:17:09,310
Bye!
313
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,278
Bye, Jerry.
314
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:40,308
Feeling a little
writer's block there?
315
00:17:40,384 --> 00:17:41,559
Yeah.
316
00:17:41,636 --> 00:17:43,244
No, I just can't get
the words to come
317
00:17:43,321 --> 00:17:45,229
out right, to say what I really
want to say about Mr. Zelinka.
318
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:52,520
You really like
him, don't you?
319
00:17:52,596 --> 00:17:53,571
Yeah.
320
00:17:53,648 --> 00:17:54,814
Yeah.
321
00:17:54,890 --> 00:17:56,649
I never had a teacher
like him before.
322
00:17:56,725 --> 00:17:58,484
I can't wait to get to
his class in the morning,
323
00:17:58,561 --> 00:18:02,113
and then I hate when the bell
rings and I have to leave.
324
00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:04,740
Oh, you got to be the
first student in the history
325
00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:08,202
of the world to ever say that.
326
00:18:08,279 --> 00:18:11,205
I-- I know the other guys
would think I was weird if I
327
00:18:11,282 --> 00:18:14,875
told them, but Mr.
Z has such a special
328
00:18:14,952 --> 00:18:16,352
way of explaining things.
329
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,503
You know, I mean,
it's like when he's
330
00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:18,971
reading a play or
something to us,
331
00:18:19,048 --> 00:18:20,881
he puts so much feeling into it.
332
00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:24,352
I feel like he's
doing it just for me.
333
00:18:24,428 --> 00:18:25,812
You ever tell
them how you feel?
334
00:18:29,049 --> 00:18:29,974
Nah.
335
00:18:30,051 --> 00:18:32,226
No, I-- I couldn't do that.
336
00:18:32,303 --> 00:18:35,980
I-- I have a hard time
saying how I feel.
337
00:18:36,056 --> 00:18:39,984
You didn't have any trouble
saying how you felt just now.
338
00:18:40,060 --> 00:18:41,902
And that's what you ought to
be writing in your petition,
339
00:18:41,979 --> 00:18:53,631
the way you feel about
Mr. Z. Good luck with it.
340
00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:08,938
[bell ringing]
341
00:19:14,845 --> 00:19:15,936
What do you think?
342
00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:18,197
I think it's a
great idea, Susie.
343
00:19:18,274 --> 00:19:19,732
I'm proud of you.
344
00:19:19,808 --> 00:19:21,442
Well, do you think you can
get some of the other teachers
345
00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:23,060
to sign?
- Well, yes.
346
00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:24,445
I'll get the whole
darn faculty to sign.
347
00:19:24,521 --> 00:19:26,363
Everybody loves Ivan Zelinka.
348
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:27,290
Great.
349
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,118
Bye-bye.
350
00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:32,003
Bye.
351
00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:36,957
Mrs. Hancock is
going to try to get
352
00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:38,709
all the other teachers to sign.
353
00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:40,686
If you'd sign it,
Mr. Carlyle, it
354
00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:43,005
would really make an impression
on the Board of Education.
355
00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:45,216
I'd bet it would,
but what kind?
356
00:19:45,292 --> 00:19:47,042
I'm the principal of
this school, Julie.
357
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:49,303
I can't go around signing
student petitions.
358
00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:52,139
I have a certain
reputation to uphold.
359
00:19:52,216 --> 00:19:54,516
But Mr. Carlyle, this
isn't just any petition.
360
00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:55,434
I know what it is.
361
00:19:55,511 --> 00:19:56,977
And I'm against it.
362
00:19:57,054 --> 00:19:58,979
I like Mr. Zelinka as
much as anyone does.
363
00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,940
He's a fine teacher.
364
00:20:01,016 --> 00:20:02,650
But he's reached retirement age.
365
00:20:02,726 --> 00:20:03,984
That's the system.
366
00:20:04,061 --> 00:20:06,654
And Mr. Zelinka
doesn't want to retire.
367
00:20:06,730 --> 00:20:10,115
Look, Julie, Mr.
Zelinka has been
368
00:20:10,192 --> 00:20:12,243
teaching for a long, long time.
369
00:20:12,319 --> 00:20:14,036
He deserves to rest.
370
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:17,081
It's time to bring in a younger
teacher to take his place.
371
00:20:17,157 --> 00:20:19,667
No one can ever take
Mr. Zelinka's place!
372
00:20:19,743 --> 00:20:21,368
Well, someone is going to.
373
00:20:21,446 --> 00:20:24,380
And I don't want any petition
to the Board of Education.
374
00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:25,881
I don't want them to
think I'm heading up
375
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:29,134
a bunch of revolutionary
rabble rousers.
376
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:32,513
I forbid your petition
on school property.
377
00:20:32,589 --> 00:20:34,273
Do I make myself
perfectly clear?
378
00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:41,981
Boy, was he mad.
379
00:20:42,057 --> 00:20:43,908
Mr. Carlyle's a pain.
380
00:20:43,985 --> 00:20:45,326
I think he's jealous
of Mr. Zelinka
381
00:20:45,403 --> 00:20:47,152
because he knows how
much we love him.
382
00:20:47,229 --> 00:20:48,988
What are we going to do?
383
00:20:49,064 --> 00:20:50,623
I think you
should do it anyway.
384
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:54,910
But he said absolutely no
petition on school property.
385
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:57,129
Well, if I were you, I'd
do it off school property.
386
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:01,884
Yeah, why not?
387
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:17,132
Excuse me.
388
00:21:17,210 --> 00:21:19,101
Could you sign this petition
asking the Board of Education
389
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,103
not to retire Mr. Zelinka?
390
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:22,896
- You got it.
- Great.
391
00:21:22,973 --> 00:21:24,031
I like that old guy.
392
00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:27,568
All right.
393
00:21:27,644 --> 00:21:28,444
All right, thanks.
394
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:29,570
Thanks a lot.
Hey.
395
00:21:29,646 --> 00:21:31,296
Oh, excuse me.
396
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:33,157
Would you sign this petition to
save Mr. Zelinka's job, please?
397
00:21:33,233 --> 00:21:34,283
Oh, sure.
398
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:35,251
Mr. Z's the best.
399
00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:38,579
Thanks.
400
00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:40,581
Bye-bye.
401
00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:43,167
Didn't I tell you no
petitions on school property?
402
00:21:43,177 --> 00:21:44,918
How dare you disobey
me like this.
403
00:21:44,995 --> 00:21:47,004
I'll have you all expelled.
404
00:21:47,081 --> 00:21:49,089
Excuse me, Mr.
Carlyle, but the sidewalk
405
00:21:49,166 --> 00:21:51,091
is not school property.
406
00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:52,301
That has nothing
to do with it.
407
00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:53,635
It's still a school
matter, and I'm
408
00:21:53,712 --> 00:21:54,803
the principal of this school.
409
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,564
And you'll do as you're told.
410
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:57,898
Kind of out of line, isn't it?
411
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:04,772
What did you say?
412
00:22:04,848 --> 00:22:06,690
I said, you're out of line.
413
00:22:06,767 --> 00:22:07,949
I mean, these kids have rights.
414
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,902
This still is America, you know?
415
00:22:09,978 --> 00:22:11,236
Mr, uh?
416
00:22:11,313 --> 00:22:12,905
Gordon.
417
00:22:12,981 --> 00:22:14,573
Yes, Mr. Gordon.
418
00:22:14,650 --> 00:22:16,784
Perhaps I should remind
you that I'm the principal
419
00:22:16,860 --> 00:22:19,119
and you are a maintenance man.
420
00:22:19,196 --> 00:22:20,954
Mr. Carlyle, I think
maintenance people
421
00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:22,539
have rights, too.
422
00:22:22,616 --> 00:22:24,467
Along with the students,
the older teachers.
423
00:22:30,999 --> 00:22:33,300
I can't tell you not
to sign that petition,
424
00:22:33,311 --> 00:22:37,971
but I can tell you I strongly
disapprove of your signing it.
425
00:22:38,048 --> 00:22:39,473
And let me remind all
of you how nice it
426
00:22:39,550 --> 00:22:41,266
is to teach at Lincoln
compared to some
427
00:22:41,343 --> 00:22:42,485
of the high schools downtown.
428
00:22:49,685 --> 00:22:52,161
Have a nice day, Miss Hancock.
429
00:23:04,408 --> 00:23:05,933
Yes?
430
00:23:05,676 --> 00:23:07,042
Um, we have a petition
that we'd like to present
431
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:08,803
to the president of the board.
432
00:23:08,879 --> 00:23:10,004
Oh, I'm sorry.
433
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:11,429
He's very busy right now.
434
00:23:11,507 --> 00:23:13,382
Just leave it with me, and
I'll see that he gets it.
435
00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:15,676
We'd like to give
it to him ourselves.
436
00:23:15,752 --> 00:23:18,679
Well, I'm sorry, that
just won't be possible.
437
00:23:18,755 --> 00:23:19,805
The board's in session now.
438
00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:21,131
Good.
439
00:23:21,109 --> 00:23:22,266
We'll just walk in,
give it to him in there.
440
00:23:22,342 --> 00:23:23,784
Come on, kids.
- You can't do that!
441
00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:25,853
Well, either you get
him out here, or in I go.
442
00:23:25,929 --> 00:23:27,563
Well, you wait right there.
443
00:23:27,639 --> 00:23:28,531
I'll get him.
444
00:23:34,938 --> 00:23:36,414
You're really rad, Mark.
445
00:23:38,942 --> 00:23:40,367
Rad?
446
00:23:40,444 --> 00:23:42,336
Oh, yeah, the
absolute raddest.
447
00:23:49,411 --> 00:23:50,669
Hello.
448
00:23:50,746 --> 00:23:52,738
I'm Bill Simenton, president
of the school board.
449
00:23:52,682 --> 00:23:55,716
I understand you have a
petition that just can't wait.
450
00:23:55,792 --> 00:23:57,267
Yes, sir.
451
00:23:57,345 --> 00:23:58,552
We're from Lincoln
High School, and it's
452
00:23:58,629 --> 00:23:59,937
about Mr. Ivan Zelinka.
453
00:24:00,014 --> 00:24:01,889
It was signed
by all these kids
454
00:24:01,965 --> 00:24:03,765
to keep Mr. Zelinka
on as a teacher,
455
00:24:03,842 --> 00:24:05,642
so he wouldn't be retired.
456
00:24:05,719 --> 00:24:07,644
Well, that's very impressive.
457
00:24:07,721 --> 00:24:08,612
Very impressive.
458
00:24:08,689 --> 00:24:10,230
I know about this petition.
459
00:24:10,307 --> 00:24:12,733
Mr. Carlyle phoned me,
and the board has already
460
00:24:12,809 --> 00:24:14,568
taken some action on this case.
461
00:24:14,645 --> 00:24:17,404
Of course we appreciate very,
very much all the effort
462
00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:19,915
that you went to getting
all the signatures.
463
00:24:19,992 --> 00:24:22,743
That is the democratic
process, isn't it?
464
00:24:22,819 --> 00:24:24,077
Very admirable.
465
00:24:24,154 --> 00:24:26,714
Unfortunately, the board's
decision on retiring
466
00:24:26,790 --> 00:24:28,415
Mr. Zelinka is final.
467
00:24:28,492 --> 00:24:31,084
I'm awfully sorry, but
those are the rules.
468
00:24:31,161 --> 00:24:33,670
However, we thank you
for your interest.
469
00:24:33,747 --> 00:24:37,758
Mr. Zelinka must be very proud
to have students like you.
470
00:24:37,834 --> 00:24:40,928
Good afternoon.
471
00:24:41,004 --> 00:24:43,439
[sighs]
472
00:24:46,009 --> 00:24:47,768
[sighs]
473
00:24:47,844 --> 00:24:49,937
Well, I guess it's true.
474
00:24:50,013 --> 00:24:52,272
You can't fight City Hall.
475
00:24:52,349 --> 00:24:53,857
Hey, I know
you're discouraged,
476
00:24:53,934 --> 00:24:56,360
but this is no time
to be giving up.
477
00:24:56,436 --> 00:24:58,612
But it all seems
so hopeless, Mark.
478
00:24:58,623 --> 00:25:00,364
What are we going to do?
479
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,449
Plan B.
480
00:25:02,526 --> 00:25:04,493
Plan B?
481
00:25:04,570 --> 00:25:06,286
Plan B.
482
00:25:06,363 --> 00:25:08,997
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
483
00:25:09,074 --> 00:25:11,625
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
484
00:25:11,702 --> 00:25:13,844
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
485
00:25:13,921 --> 00:25:16,672
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
486
00:25:16,748 --> 00:25:19,091
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
487
00:25:19,167 --> 00:25:21,093
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
488
00:25:21,169 --> 00:25:23,136
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
489
00:25:23,213 --> 00:25:25,222
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
490
00:25:25,299 --> 00:25:27,140
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
491
00:25:27,217 --> 00:25:29,101
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
492
00:25:29,177 --> 00:25:32,104
Looks like they
really love their Mr. Z.
493
00:25:32,180 --> 00:25:33,814
CROWD: No, no Mr. Z won't go!
494
00:25:33,890 --> 00:25:36,900
Guess there's no accounting
for taste these days.
495
00:25:36,977 --> 00:25:38,327
CROWD: No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
496
00:25:38,404 --> 00:25:40,862
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
497
00:25:40,939 --> 00:25:42,489
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
498
00:25:42,566 --> 00:25:44,032
Break this up this minute.
499
00:25:44,109 --> 00:25:45,826
Get in your classes right now.
500
00:25:45,836 --> 00:25:48,245
CROWD: No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
501
00:25:48,322 --> 00:25:50,756
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
502
00:25:50,833 --> 00:25:51,707
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
503
00:25:51,783 --> 00:25:53,333
I said, right now!
504
00:25:53,344 --> 00:25:55,002
Or you will all be expelled!
505
00:25:55,078 --> 00:25:57,754
CROWD: No, no Mr. Z won't go!
506
00:25:57,831 --> 00:26:00,966
You can't expel the entire
student body, Mr. Carlyle.
507
00:26:01,043 --> 00:26:02,401
Just watch me.
508
00:26:02,477 --> 00:26:04,103
I will not have this
kind of demonstration
509
00:26:04,179 --> 00:26:05,387
in front of my school!
510
00:26:05,464 --> 00:26:07,014
It's not just your school.
511
00:26:07,090 --> 00:26:08,181
It's their school, too.
512
00:26:08,258 --> 00:26:09,349
My advice to
you, Miss Hancock,
513
00:26:09,426 --> 00:26:10,601
is to mind your own business.
514
00:26:10,677 --> 00:26:12,644
This is my
business, Mr. Carlyle.
515
00:26:12,721 --> 00:26:14,813
This is my school, too.
516
00:26:14,890 --> 00:26:18,525
And I believe in what these
kids are fighting for.
517
00:26:18,602 --> 00:26:22,029
Mr. Zelinka's right to keep
on doing what he loves doing--
518
00:26:22,105 --> 00:26:23,163
teaching.
519
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,823
CROWD: No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
520
00:26:24,900 --> 00:26:26,074
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
521
00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:27,868
I strongly advise
you not to join
522
00:26:27,944 --> 00:26:30,287
those students, Miss Hancock.
523
00:26:30,364 --> 00:26:32,289
Advise or threaten,
Mr. Carlyle?
524
00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:33,206
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
525
00:26:33,283 --> 00:26:34,333
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
526
00:26:34,409 --> 00:26:36,043
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
527
00:26:36,053 --> 00:26:38,170
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
528
00:26:38,246 --> 00:26:40,756
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
529
00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:42,299
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
530
00:26:42,376 --> 00:26:44,885
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
531
00:26:44,961 --> 00:26:46,687
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
532
00:26:46,764 --> 00:26:49,097
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
533
00:26:49,174 --> 00:26:50,849
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
534
00:26:50,926 --> 00:26:53,226
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
535
00:26:53,303 --> 00:26:54,686
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
536
00:26:54,763 --> 00:26:56,355
You've really botched
this one, Roger.
537
00:26:56,431 --> 00:26:59,066
Now you've got the TV
cameras covering this mess.
538
00:26:59,142 --> 00:27:00,326
Give me the bullhorn, will you?
539
00:27:02,663 --> 00:27:06,165
May I have your
attention, please?
540
00:27:06,241 --> 00:27:09,785
Now, this concerns Mr. Zelinka.
541
00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:12,412
May I have your attention?
542
00:27:12,423 --> 00:27:16,083
Now, this concerns Mr. Zelinka!
543
00:27:16,093 --> 00:27:17,125
Thank you.
544
00:27:17,202 --> 00:27:18,727
Thank you.
545
00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:22,339
I'm Bill Simenton, president
of the Board of Education.
546
00:27:22,416 --> 00:27:24,925
Now, I know that we've had a
little difference of opinion
547
00:27:25,001 --> 00:27:29,012
here, but you have made
your feelings known to us.
548
00:27:29,089 --> 00:27:30,597
And I'm glad of that.
549
00:27:30,674 --> 00:27:34,101
Because that is the American
way of doing things.
550
00:27:34,111 --> 00:27:38,105
And I'm here to tell you that
if you end this demonstration
551
00:27:38,181 --> 00:27:43,443
right now, the board will
hold a special meeting to hear
552
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:46,488
your side of things
and to reconsider
553
00:27:46,565 --> 00:27:49,658
their decision on Mr. Zelinka.
554
00:27:49,735 --> 00:27:52,252
[cheering]
555
00:27:58,827 --> 00:28:01,378
So why don't you kids
go back to your class
556
00:28:01,455 --> 00:28:05,048
and get the education that
your parents are paying for?
557
00:28:05,125 --> 00:28:08,635
And we'll conduct this meeting
in a more orderly manner at
558
00:28:08,712 --> 00:28:12,723
the board meeting tomorrow, OK?
559
00:28:12,799 --> 00:28:15,317
[cheering]
560
00:28:33,546 --> 00:28:37,122
We, the undersigned
students of Lincoln High,
561
00:28:37,199 --> 00:28:39,332
ask you to reconsider
your decision
562
00:28:39,409 --> 00:28:40,884
to retire Mr. Ivan Zelinka.
563
00:28:43,630 --> 00:28:47,015
Mr. Zelinka is the best
teacher we ever had.
564
00:28:47,092 --> 00:28:50,218
We can't wait to get to
his class in the morning,
565
00:28:50,295 --> 00:28:53,889
and we hate it when the bell
rings and we have to leave.
566
00:28:53,965 --> 00:28:58,226
You leave his class
educated, smiling,
567
00:28:58,303 --> 00:29:00,896
and feeling glad to be alive.
568
00:29:00,972 --> 00:29:03,231
He's a very special
teacher, who cares about us,
569
00:29:03,308 --> 00:29:06,401
and we care about him.
570
00:29:06,478 --> 00:29:09,154
Please let them go on teaching.
571
00:29:09,231 --> 00:29:10,914
Don't retire Ivan Zelinka.
572
00:29:13,318 --> 00:29:20,749
And it's signed by all of
these names, 1,027, every kid
573
00:29:20,826 --> 00:29:21,958
at Lincoln High.
574
00:29:22,035 --> 00:29:24,553
[cheering]
575
00:29:35,882 --> 00:29:37,349
Thank you, Howie.
576
00:29:37,425 --> 00:29:41,394
The board appreciates
your involvement
577
00:29:41,471 --> 00:29:44,239
with strong feelings
for Mr. Zelinka.
578
00:29:44,316 --> 00:29:48,610
I was in Mr. Zelinka's class,
and he is a wonderful teacher.
579
00:29:48,687 --> 00:29:53,031
But we must face the
fact that at his age,
580
00:29:53,108 --> 00:29:56,159
he has reached a point in
time where these duties
581
00:29:56,236 --> 00:29:57,744
are just too difficult for him.
582
00:29:57,821 --> 00:30:00,956
After all, he is 70 years old.
583
00:30:01,032 --> 00:30:02,791
That's just not true.
584
00:30:02,868 --> 00:30:05,794
Age has nothing to do with
a person's capabilities.
585
00:30:05,871 --> 00:30:07,379
People have done great
things when they were
586
00:30:07,455 --> 00:30:09,965
a lot older than Mr. Zelinka.
587
00:30:10,041 --> 00:30:11,758
I'll prove it to you.
588
00:30:11,835 --> 00:30:15,562
I, uh, looked this up in the
encyclopedia this morning.
589
00:30:18,675 --> 00:30:22,018
Winston Churchill was 77
when he became prime minister
590
00:30:22,095 --> 00:30:25,814
of England for the
second time, and 79 when
591
00:30:25,891 --> 00:30:28,066
he won the Nobel Peace Prize.
592
00:30:28,143 --> 00:30:31,570
Our own Ronald Reagan was
77 when he was in office.
593
00:30:31,646 --> 00:30:34,873
And Grandma Moses started
her new career as an artist
594
00:30:34,950 --> 00:30:38,702
when she was 76 years
old, became world famous,
595
00:30:38,778 --> 00:30:46,001
and painted 25 pictures one
year after her 100th birthday.
596
00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:48,554
[applause]
597
00:30:55,962 --> 00:30:58,972
Thank you, Susie, for
all the extra research
598
00:30:58,983 --> 00:31:00,440
you've done for us.
599
00:31:00,517 --> 00:31:02,058
And it's a perfectly
persuasive argument.
600
00:31:02,135 --> 00:31:07,272
However, the fact is that 70
is the mandatory retirement
601
00:31:07,349 --> 00:31:08,790
age in this state.
602
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:11,526
And we can't break the rule
for just one individual.
603
00:31:11,603 --> 00:31:15,322
So the decision of
the board stands.
604
00:31:15,398 --> 00:31:17,908
Mr. Zelinka will be retired.
605
00:31:17,984 --> 00:31:21,453
Now, if there are no
other things to discuss,
606
00:31:21,529 --> 00:31:23,371
this meeting is adjourned.
607
00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:24,623
Excuse me, Mr. Simenton.
608
00:31:24,699 --> 00:31:27,083
I'd like to say something.
609
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:28,418
SIMENTON: Who are you?
610
00:31:28,495 --> 00:31:29,720
My name is Jonathan Smith.
611
00:31:29,796 --> 00:31:32,714
I'm a maintenance man
at Lincoln High School.
612
00:31:32,791 --> 00:31:35,183
Well, excuse me,
Mr. Smith, but we
613
00:31:35,260 --> 00:31:39,721
have been here a long time,
and we would like to go home,
614
00:31:39,732 --> 00:31:41,890
because we are tired.
615
00:31:41,967 --> 00:31:45,435
And frankly, I don't think
that a maintenance man can add
616
00:31:45,512 --> 00:31:46,811
very much to this discussion.
617
00:31:46,888 --> 00:31:48,229
Yeah, well, if
you'll excuse me,
618
00:31:48,306 --> 00:31:50,065
I'm also a citizen
and a taxpayer.
619
00:31:50,141 --> 00:31:51,799
I pay your salary.
620
00:31:51,877 --> 00:31:54,402
I think that takes precedent
over what I do for a living.
621
00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:56,955
[cheering]
622
00:31:58,441 --> 00:32:00,742
I was just wondering whether or
not you were aware of the fact
623
00:32:00,819 --> 00:32:04,746
that the Age Discrimination
Act was changed last last year.
624
00:32:04,823 --> 00:32:07,666
The retirement
age used to be 70.
625
00:32:07,742 --> 00:32:11,002
It is no longer 70.
626
00:32:11,079 --> 00:32:13,672
A lot of cities and states seem
to be ignoring that change.
627
00:32:13,748 --> 00:32:15,924
I imagine that's
what happened here.
628
00:32:16,001 --> 00:32:19,061
But let me tell you, if
you insist upon retiring
629
00:32:19,137 --> 00:32:22,097
Mr. Zelinka because
of his age, you're
630
00:32:22,173 --> 00:32:24,099
going to find yourself in
a lawsuit with the Equal
631
00:32:24,175 --> 00:32:25,800
Employment Opportunity
Commission,
632
00:32:25,611 --> 00:32:28,103
and I think you're going
to lose that lawsuit.
633
00:32:28,179 --> 00:32:30,480
But of course, I'm
only a maintenance man.
634
00:32:30,557 --> 00:32:33,033
[applause]
635
00:32:45,447 --> 00:32:51,209
We seem to have been caught
with our proverbial pants down.
636
00:32:51,286 --> 00:32:53,670
In the light of these
new developments,
637
00:32:53,747 --> 00:32:57,173
perhaps the board's
decision was a bit hasty.
638
00:32:57,250 --> 00:33:01,219
However, I must remind you that
it is still the board's right,
639
00:33:01,296 --> 00:33:07,058
I might say duty, to determine
a teacher's competency.
640
00:33:07,135 --> 00:33:10,353
Therefore, Mr.
Zelinka will be given
641
00:33:10,430 --> 00:33:15,283
a written test to see if
he is still able to conduct
642
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,610
a class at his age.
643
00:33:17,687 --> 00:33:20,321
If he is, he may continue.
644
00:33:20,398 --> 00:33:23,616
If he is not, he
will be retired.
645
00:33:23,693 --> 00:33:26,953
Meeting adjourned.
646
00:33:27,030 --> 00:33:28,913
All right!
647
00:33:28,990 --> 00:33:31,258
[cheering]
648
00:33:38,958 --> 00:33:41,718
What the hell do we
have legal counsel for?
649
00:33:41,795 --> 00:33:43,553
Shouldn't we have been
made aware of this?
650
00:33:43,630 --> 00:33:45,213
It was an
oversight, I suppose.
651
00:33:45,290 --> 00:33:47,640
I don't like being
made a laughing stock of.
652
00:33:47,717 --> 00:33:48,767
Neither do I.
653
00:33:48,843 --> 00:33:50,894
Oh, be quiet, Carlyle.
654
00:33:50,970 --> 00:33:53,646
If that old man
passes this test,
655
00:33:53,723 --> 00:33:55,607
the local press is going
to have a field day.
656
00:33:55,683 --> 00:33:57,025
See to it.
657
00:33:57,102 --> 00:33:58,827
See to what?
658
00:33:58,904 --> 00:34:01,997
See to it that he
can't pass the test.
659
00:34:17,872 --> 00:34:19,380
[phone ringing]
660
00:34:19,457 --> 00:34:21,466
Hello?
661
00:34:21,543 --> 00:34:22,383
Hello?
662
00:34:22,460 --> 00:34:23,510
No.
663
00:34:23,586 --> 00:34:24,519
No, no, no.
664
00:34:24,596 --> 00:34:28,223
You must have the wrong number.
665
00:34:28,299 --> 00:34:30,734
[knocking on door]
666
00:34:33,906 --> 00:34:35,355
Oh, Jonathan, Mark.
667
00:34:35,431 --> 00:34:36,272
Come in.
668
00:34:36,349 --> 00:34:37,190
Thank you.
669
00:34:37,267 --> 00:34:38,733
Thanks.
670
00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:40,527
We thought we'd come by rather
than call you on the phone.
671
00:34:40,603 --> 00:34:42,137
Why?
672
00:34:42,214 --> 00:34:43,780
Were you afraid I'd slit my
wrists when I heard the news?
673
00:34:43,857 --> 00:34:45,740
No, not at all.
674
00:34:45,817 --> 00:34:48,493
They said you could
continue teaching.
675
00:34:48,570 --> 00:34:49,619
I can't believe it.
676
00:34:49,696 --> 00:34:51,062
Yeah.
677
00:34:50,672 --> 00:34:52,413
They did have one stipulation.
678
00:34:52,490 --> 00:34:54,224
What?
679
00:34:54,301 --> 00:34:56,084
That I have to simonize
Carlyle's car once a week?
680
00:34:56,161 --> 00:34:58,837
No, they want you to
take a competency test.
681
00:34:58,913 --> 00:35:00,547
A competency test?
682
00:35:00,623 --> 00:35:02,023
Well, yeah, just a formality.
683
00:35:01,934 --> 00:35:04,259
You take the test, you're
right back to teaching.
684
00:35:04,335 --> 00:35:06,478
You mean, after 47
years of teaching,
685
00:35:06,555 --> 00:35:08,263
I have to take a test?
686
00:35:08,339 --> 00:35:11,266
Oh, no way.
687
00:35:11,342 --> 00:35:15,270
No yuppie board's going to sit
in judgment on Ivan Zelinka.
688
00:35:15,346 --> 00:35:18,273
I'd-- I'd rather retire
than face the humiliation.
689
00:35:18,349 --> 00:35:19,223
Ivan, listen.
690
00:35:19,201 --> 00:35:20,692
No.
691
00:35:20,768 --> 00:35:24,112
Now, what are you two
doing in this anyway?
692
00:35:24,189 --> 00:35:25,822
We're just trying to help.
693
00:35:25,833 --> 00:35:28,283
I didn't ask for your help.
694
00:35:28,359 --> 00:35:31,753
Now, please, just get out of
my house and leave me alone.
695
00:35:34,532 --> 00:35:35,331
Go on.
696
00:35:35,408 --> 00:35:36,299
Get out.
697
00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:57,478
I can understand why
he feels the way he does.
698
00:35:57,555 --> 00:35:59,856
I mean, making him take a test
to see if he can do what he's
699
00:35:59,933 --> 00:36:01,357
been doing for all those years?
700
00:36:01,434 --> 00:36:03,443
I mean, the man has got
some pride, you know?
701
00:36:03,519 --> 00:36:04,611
Come on.
702
00:36:04,687 --> 00:36:05,653
Pride's got nothing
to do with it.
703
00:36:05,730 --> 00:36:06,404
He's scared.
704
00:36:06,481 --> 00:36:07,363
Scared of what?
705
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:08,865
Of not passing the test.
706
00:36:08,942 --> 00:36:09,949
Oh, come on, Jonathan.
707
00:36:10,026 --> 00:36:11,075
That's ridiculous.
708
00:36:11,152 --> 00:36:11,951
It is?
709
00:36:12,028 --> 00:36:13,210
He's 70 years old.
710
00:36:13,288 --> 00:36:15,797
He's been told he's
too old to do the job.
711
00:36:15,874 --> 00:36:17,532
He's starting to doubt himself.
712
00:36:17,609 --> 00:36:18,766
His confidence has been shaken.
Believe me.
713
00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:19,909
That's why he doesn't
want to take the test.
714
00:36:19,987 --> 00:36:21,127
Well, he's got
to take the test.
715
00:36:21,204 --> 00:36:24,005
He's the best
teacher I ever saw.
716
00:36:24,016 --> 00:36:26,257
I wish I'd had had
a teacher like him.
717
00:36:26,334 --> 00:36:27,475
The kids need him.
718
00:36:27,552 --> 00:36:30,011
Now, we got to convince
him to take that test.
719
00:36:30,022 --> 00:36:31,679
I'm not so sure we can.
720
00:36:31,756 --> 00:36:32,814
Well, who then?
721
00:36:35,426 --> 00:36:37,861
Maybe somebody that knows
him a lot better than we do.
722
00:36:46,771 --> 00:36:47,654
Hello, Howie?
723
00:36:47,730 --> 00:36:49,556
Yeah, Jonathan Smith.
724
00:36:49,632 --> 00:36:53,743
Look, Howie, I'd like to talk
to you about Mr. Zelinka.
725
00:36:53,820 --> 00:36:57,372
[soft music playing]
726
00:36:57,448 --> 00:36:59,925
[knocking on door]
727
00:37:09,761 --> 00:37:11,928
Oh, Howie!
728
00:37:12,005 --> 00:37:13,521
Um, excuse me, Mr. Zelinka.
729
00:37:13,598 --> 00:37:15,974
I know it's late, but I
wondered if I could talk to you.
730
00:37:16,050 --> 00:37:17,108
Well, come on in.
731
00:37:21,889 --> 00:37:23,531
I'll turn that off.
732
00:37:26,936 --> 00:37:28,736
[music stops]
733
00:37:28,813 --> 00:37:31,948
Now, what's on your mind?
734
00:37:32,025 --> 00:37:34,200
Well, Jonathan
called me tonight.
735
00:37:34,277 --> 00:37:37,328
Oh, Howie, if it's about
the test, don't bother.
736
00:37:37,405 --> 00:37:39,372
My mind is made up.
737
00:37:39,383 --> 00:37:41,874
It's an insult. I'm
not going to do it.
738
00:37:41,951 --> 00:37:43,885
So I'm afraid you
came here for nothing.
739
00:37:46,289 --> 00:37:48,589
Well, if there
isn't anything else,
740
00:37:48,666 --> 00:37:51,559
I think I'd like to be alone.
741
00:37:51,636 --> 00:37:52,852
There is something else.
742
00:37:52,929 --> 00:37:54,020
Well?
743
00:37:56,341 --> 00:37:58,933
I wanted to tell you why
I never do my homework.
744
00:37:59,010 --> 00:38:00,685
Oh, I think we both know that.
745
00:38:00,762 --> 00:38:01,569
Howie.
746
00:38:01,646 --> 00:38:03,604
No, you don't.
747
00:38:03,681 --> 00:38:06,825
See, you think it's because I'm
lazy, and that's not it at all.
748
00:38:10,021 --> 00:38:12,697
See, I like your class so much.
749
00:38:12,774 --> 00:38:16,284
I mean, it's the first time I
ever really did like a class.
750
00:38:16,361 --> 00:38:18,786
I mean, you really
care about me.
751
00:38:18,863 --> 00:38:21,289
You talk to me
like I'm important.
752
00:38:21,366 --> 00:38:25,209
Well, you are
important, Howie.
753
00:38:25,286 --> 00:38:29,005
But you see, I never felt
that way till I met you.
754
00:38:29,082 --> 00:38:32,100
I-- I just love
being in your class.
755
00:38:35,463 --> 00:38:37,647
And why don't you
do your homework?
756
00:38:40,885 --> 00:38:42,110
[sighs]
757
00:38:42,187 --> 00:38:45,646
Because I figured
that if I didn't do it,
758
00:38:45,723 --> 00:38:48,566
that you'd have to flunk me,
and I'd get to be in your class
759
00:38:48,643 --> 00:38:49,492
again.
760
00:38:52,897 --> 00:38:54,205
Is that the truth?
761
00:38:56,359 --> 00:38:57,208
Yeah.
762
00:39:03,366 --> 00:39:05,216
Why didn't you ever
tell me this before?
763
00:39:07,912 --> 00:39:10,880
Because I was scared to.
764
00:39:10,957 --> 00:39:13,716
Sometimes it's hard to tell
the truth when you're scared.
765
00:39:13,793 --> 00:39:15,218
Isn't it, Mr. Zelinka?
766
00:39:15,294 --> 00:39:17,136
I know that's why you're
not taking the test.
767
00:39:17,213 --> 00:39:18,412
Because you're scared.
768
00:39:18,190 --> 00:39:20,014
And I know what that feels like.
769
00:39:20,091 --> 00:39:21,974
That's nonsense.
770
00:39:22,051 --> 00:39:24,060
Pardon me, sir, but it's not.
771
00:39:24,137 --> 00:39:25,344
Look, I was just
honest with you.
772
00:39:25,422 --> 00:39:27,030
Why can't you be honest with me?
773
00:39:32,979 --> 00:39:35,029
All right.
774
00:39:35,106 --> 00:39:38,116
I'm scared.
775
00:39:38,192 --> 00:39:41,661
I'm afraid those
people have the truth.
776
00:39:41,737 --> 00:39:45,090
I'm just an old man who
doesn't know when to quit.
777
00:39:47,785 --> 00:39:49,919
Yeah, but don't you see?
778
00:39:49,996 --> 00:39:52,130
They're not right.
779
00:39:52,206 --> 00:39:54,006
Why do you think the
kids have done all this?
780
00:39:54,083 --> 00:39:56,976
The petitions and the picketing?
781
00:39:57,053 --> 00:40:00,555
Because they're sorry for me.
782
00:40:00,631 --> 00:40:04,392
They did it because you're
the best teacher in the school.
783
00:40:04,469 --> 00:40:07,237
They did it because you care,
and that makes them care.
784
00:40:10,266 --> 00:40:11,858
It's too late, Howie.
785
00:40:11,934 --> 00:40:14,235
No, it's not.
786
00:40:14,246 --> 00:40:17,363
Mr. Z, remember what you told
me about-- about being scared,
787
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:20,408
about getting up in
front of the class?
788
00:40:20,485 --> 00:40:23,453
You said that you have to try.
789
00:40:23,529 --> 00:40:25,422
That's the only way to
get over being scared.
790
00:40:31,204 --> 00:40:35,006
You bring me back
my own platitudes.
791
00:40:35,082 --> 00:40:37,016
That's hitting below
the belt, Howie.
792
00:40:40,505 --> 00:40:42,605
Well, I figured that
you could take it.
793
00:40:45,218 --> 00:40:46,184
Hey, I'll tell you what.
794
00:40:46,260 --> 00:40:48,811
I'll make you a deal.
795
00:40:48,888 --> 00:40:55,109
You take the test, and I'll
start doing my homework.
796
00:40:55,186 --> 00:40:56,244
What do you say?
797
00:41:00,608 --> 00:41:03,460
You just made me an
offer I can't refuse.
798
00:41:18,376 --> 00:41:20,635
Good morning, Mr. Zelinka.
799
00:41:20,711 --> 00:41:22,061
If you say so, sir.
800
00:41:22,138 --> 00:41:24,680
Mr. Arnold will be
with you during the test.
801
00:41:24,757 --> 00:41:27,350
Now, the test itself
consists of both true
802
00:41:27,426 --> 00:41:29,352
and false and multiple choice.
803
00:41:29,428 --> 00:41:32,188
And we have allotted you
three hours for the test.
804
00:41:32,265 --> 00:41:33,189
Three hours?
805
00:41:33,266 --> 00:41:34,857
Oh, yes.
806
00:41:34,934 --> 00:41:37,985
Well, of course it covers
a wide variety of subjects.
807
00:41:38,062 --> 00:41:39,695
I'm sure that a man
of your background
808
00:41:39,772 --> 00:41:42,031
will have no trouble
at all with it.
809
00:41:42,108 --> 00:41:44,367
We will begin the
test at 9:00, and we
810
00:41:44,443 --> 00:41:47,370
will pronounce the results
in chamber at about 12:30,
811
00:41:47,446 --> 00:41:50,206
just prior to lunch.
812
00:41:50,283 --> 00:41:52,041
That's about it.
813
00:41:52,118 --> 00:41:54,502
Shall we get started?
814
00:41:54,579 --> 00:41:55,211
Good luck.
815
00:41:55,288 --> 00:41:56,346
Thank you.
816
00:42:02,211 --> 00:42:04,854
Well, if you'll excuse me, I
have a board meeting to attend.
817
00:42:16,684 --> 00:42:19,202
[clock ticking]
818
00:42:35,962 --> 00:42:38,796
Mr. Arnold?
819
00:42:38,873 --> 00:42:41,424
Yes.
820
00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:46,053
The whole second section of
this is chemistry and biology.
821
00:42:46,130 --> 00:42:47,013
That's correct.
822
00:42:47,089 --> 00:42:50,266
It covers many subjects.
823
00:42:50,343 --> 00:42:53,436
But my teaching for the
past 40 years has been--
824
00:42:53,512 --> 00:42:57,231
Mr. Zelinka, the
clock is running.
825
00:42:57,308 --> 00:42:58,866
I'd get started if I were you.
826
00:43:07,318 --> 00:43:09,794
[sighs]
827
00:43:28,714 --> 00:43:30,640
11:30.
828
00:43:30,716 --> 00:43:32,725
Wonder how he's doing.
829
00:43:32,802 --> 00:43:34,685
It's rigged.
830
00:43:34,762 --> 00:43:36,145
- What?
- The test.
831
00:43:36,222 --> 00:43:37,647
They rigged it so
he wouldn't pass.
832
00:43:37,723 --> 00:43:38,689
How do you know that?
833
00:43:38,766 --> 00:43:40,066
Oh, Mark!
834
00:43:40,142 --> 00:43:40,849
Oh, yeah.
835
00:43:40,927 --> 00:43:42,117
I'm sorry.
836
00:43:42,195 --> 00:43:43,944
Well, what are we going to do?
837
00:43:44,021 --> 00:43:46,405
The only thing we can
do in a case like this.
838
00:43:46,482 --> 00:43:47,782
What's that?
839
00:43:47,858 --> 00:43:48,916
Cheat.
840
00:43:58,744 --> 00:43:59,761
Mr. Arnold?
841
00:44:02,748 --> 00:44:03,806
Yes, Mr. Zelinka?
842
00:44:06,836 --> 00:44:08,844
I'm finished.
843
00:44:08,921 --> 00:44:12,932
ARNOLD: You've completed
the entire test?
844
00:44:13,008 --> 00:44:14,700
Well, there were
a couple of sections
845
00:44:14,777 --> 00:44:18,771
I couldn't answer at all,
but I did the best I could.
846
00:44:18,848 --> 00:44:20,898
I'm sorry to hear that.
847
00:44:20,975 --> 00:44:23,609
If you're through, you may go.
848
00:44:23,686 --> 00:44:25,328
Just leave your
papers on the desk.
849
00:44:45,166 --> 00:44:47,350
Mr. Zelinka, what are you doing?
850
00:44:51,589 --> 00:44:52,438
I don't know.
851
00:44:59,180 --> 00:45:01,948
Mr. Zelinka, I thought you
were through with the test.
852
00:45:05,311 --> 00:45:09,905
So did I.
853
00:45:09,982 --> 00:45:12,792
Well, are you or aren't you?
854
00:45:15,988 --> 00:45:17,004
I guess I'm not.
855
00:45:48,562 --> 00:45:49,779
How'd you do?
856
00:45:49,855 --> 00:45:52,031
I-- I don't know.
857
00:45:52,107 --> 00:45:54,366
Well, we're going to
find out soon enough.
858
00:45:54,443 --> 00:45:56,994
Come on, we'd better
get in the boardroom.
859
00:45:57,071 --> 00:45:59,455
A bunch of the kids skipped
class to hear the results.
860
00:45:59,532 --> 00:46:02,333
They're waiting for
you in the boardroom.
861
00:46:02,409 --> 00:46:04,877
Are you all right?
862
00:46:04,954 --> 00:46:06,262
I-- I don't know.
863
00:46:09,333 --> 00:46:12,101
Well, of course, we understand
your situation, Mr. Thompson.
864
00:46:12,178 --> 00:46:14,845
And the entire board
hopes that your wife will
865
00:46:14,922 --> 00:46:18,724
soon make a speedy recovery.
866
00:46:18,801 --> 00:46:23,145
And so we will delay any further
discussion of the closing
867
00:46:23,222 --> 00:46:25,606
of the Clark Street
Elementary until Mr.
868
00:46:25,683 --> 00:46:27,867
Thompson completes his report.
869
00:46:38,487 --> 00:46:40,621
Our last piece of
business for this morning
870
00:46:40,698 --> 00:46:45,417
will be the results of Mr.
Zelinka's competency test.
871
00:46:45,494 --> 00:46:48,304
Mr. Zelinka, will you
come up here, please?
872
00:47:07,141 --> 00:47:08,199
Mr. Arnold.
873
00:47:12,438 --> 00:47:14,497
Mr. Arnold, the report, please?
874
00:47:17,109 --> 00:47:24,373
Mr. Zelinka scored a 99.5.
875
00:47:24,450 --> 00:47:26,926
[cheering]
876
00:47:34,001 --> 00:47:34,884
[banging gavel]
877
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:35,885
Order!
878
00:47:35,961 --> 00:47:38,387
May we have order?
879
00:47:38,464 --> 00:47:42,141
Are you sure about
that score, Mr. Arnold?
880
00:47:42,217 --> 00:47:43,759
It's the highest
score anyone ever
881
00:47:43,836 --> 00:47:47,363
achieved on this particular
test, and I'm quite sure.
882
00:47:52,745 --> 00:47:54,704
Congratulations, Mr. Zelinka.
883
00:47:57,942 --> 00:48:01,327
This meeting is
adjourned for lunch!
884
00:48:01,337 --> 00:48:03,713
[cheering]
885
00:48:15,167 --> 00:48:17,092
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
886
00:48:17,169 --> 00:48:19,678
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
887
00:48:19,755 --> 00:48:22,056
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
888
00:48:22,066 --> 00:48:23,682
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
889
00:48:23,759 --> 00:48:25,735
Congratulations, Mr. Z.
890
00:48:25,811 --> 00:48:27,235
Thank you, Howie.
891
00:48:27,313 --> 00:48:29,813
I'll expect to see your
homework in the morning.
892
00:48:29,890 --> 00:48:30,981
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
893
00:48:31,058 --> 00:48:33,743
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
894
00:48:33,819 --> 00:48:35,369
No, no, Mr. Z won't go!
895
00:48:39,608 --> 00:48:42,293
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