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[music playing]
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[alarm]
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Wake up, lady.
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Another workday.
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Want coffee?
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No thanks, babe.
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I got to get to work
kind of early today.
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What's that?
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It's a computer
program I've written.
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Should save the
company thousands.
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They'll like that.
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We'll see.
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Oh, I called the hotel.
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Our room's been confirmed.
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Yeah?
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You mean, we're
finally going to have
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a wildly romantic weekend
you've been hounding
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me about for all these years?
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Yeah, don't you
think we deserve it?
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A lot.
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But I got to get to work to
pay for this wild weekend.
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Want to meet me for lunch
about 12:30 at Ramones?
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I think I can make that.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Jonathan, look.
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Lon Chaney's star.
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Boy, this guy scared the
bejesus out of me when I was
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a kid, man of Thousand Faces.
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Well look, here's another
one of my favorites--
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Michael Landon.
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Never heard of him.
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Are you kidding?
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"Bonanza," "Little
House On The Prairie?"
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Sorry, it didn't ring a bell.
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I keep forgetting you've
been dead for 40 years.
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Now look, don't yet
have enough pictures yet?
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Not until I find Betty Davis.
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I promised my sister next
time I was in Hollywood,
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I'd got a picture of
Betty Davis' star.
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You know we could find it a
lot faster if you use the stuff
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and tell me where it is.
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It's a block and
a half from here.
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A block and a half?
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Why don't you tell
me that an hour ago?
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Because we've
got an appointment
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to meet somebody here.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Hey pal, let me
give you a hand there.
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There we go.
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How do you like that?
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Try to be nice to people.
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Think it would've killed
that guy to say thank you?
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Why should he?
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I helped him up the curb.
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What do you think someone
like that would be if it
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wasn't for people like me?
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It's people like you
that built the curb.
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Now we've got a bus to catch.
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But we've got to
meet somebody here?
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We just did.
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[sighs]
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Ma'am, we've got
to lift that seat up
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to let a passenger onboard.
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Some people think the
whole world should just
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get up and move aside for them.
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Good morning.
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Oh nuts.
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What's the matter?
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This darn lift, we've
been having trouble with it.
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Come on, I got to get off.
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I work here.
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I'm sorry, sir.
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It's broken down.
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I'll have to call it in.
- Now, wait a minute.
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How long is it going
to take this time?
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I have got to get to work.
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So do I, driver.
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How long are we going to be
sitting here because of him?
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We're not, I'll call it
in in, and the maintenance
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truck will meet us on route.
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Come on.
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If you keep going, I'm going
to have to get another bus
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to bring me back here.
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I'll be late for work.
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I've got to get off this bus.
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Excuse me, driver.
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My friend and I can carry
the man off the bus.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I can't allow that.
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Company policy.
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What policy?
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Look, what if you drop him?
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Who do you think he's going to
sue, you or the bus company?
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What if you hurt your back?
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Who are you going to sue?
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Get the picture?
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I'm sorry, sir.
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If you want to file a
complaint with the bus company.
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What good is that going to do?
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Is the bus company going
to get me another job
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when I lose this one?
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You know, you ought to
show a little gratitude.
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The city has spent millions
of dollars on this equipment
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just to get you people around.
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What more do you want?
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I want it to work.
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Jonathan, can't you just use
the stuff and fix that lift?
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No.
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He's supposed to
be late for work.
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Why?
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So he'll get fired.
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Get fired?
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Why would the boss
want him fired?
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Because Mr.
Seacrest has a more
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important job waiting for him.
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He just doesn't know it yet.
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[music playing]
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You're here early, I
thought I'd beat you.
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I had some time to kill.
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I never knew you to drink
in the middle of the day.
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What are we celebrating?
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I was fired today, Patty.
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The lift on the bus broke down
again, and I couldn't get off.
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I was two hours late to work.
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But it wasn't your fault.
I mean, didn't you explain?
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Yeah, I explained.
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I gave them handicap
excuse number 13--
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failure of public
transportation.
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He was just tired of hearing it.
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But Wayne, anyone could be
late for work a few times.
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It's not that, Patty.
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You don't understand.
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They were looking for
an excuse to fire me.
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I don't believe that.
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Maybe you're just
being overly sensitive.
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No.
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Dammit, no.
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I lost a bearing on
my wheel, remember,
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I told you about that?
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And my chair wouldn't roll.
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I overheard some guy
talking to the boss.
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Guy says, well, what
if there's a fire?
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Who's going to carry old Wayne
down five flights of stairs?
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Well, that got the boss to
thinking real good, worrying,
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you know, about the
insurance and all that stuff.
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I knew right then my
days were numbered.
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What about the computer
program that's supposed
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to save the company thousands?
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You should have been there.
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I put two real good scratches
on each one of those disks,
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and then I sailed those
floppies through the room
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till it looked like an explosion
in some Frisbee factory.
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[chuckling]
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You know, this weekend
couldn't come at a better time.
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Patty, let's not.
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All right?
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Wayne Seacrest,
you've been promising
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me this time together forever.
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We made a deposit on
the room, and I'm going.
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Now are you going with me?
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Or are you going to wallow
in self-pity for two
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long, miserable days alone?
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Hm?
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[sighs]
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I got all the
luggage in the car.
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Great.
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I'll be with you in
just a minute, babe.
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Something wrong
with your chair?
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Na.
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Haven't you ever heard about
the squeaky wheel getting
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the grease?
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[doorbell]
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Yes?
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Mrs. Seacrest,
I'm Jonathan Smith.
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This is Mark Gordon.
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We wondered if we could talk
to your husband for a minute.
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Wayne?
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Yeah?
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These gentlemen want
to speak with you.
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They're with the
handicapped awareness group.
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Don't need it, I'm well
aware that I'm handicapped.
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We're with Actions to Advance
the Handicapped, Mr. Seacrest.
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I'm Jonathan Smith.
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This is Mark Gordon.
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Well, you caught us at
kind of a bad time, fellas.
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We were just on our
way out the door.
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OK, what can I do for you?
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We need your help.
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[chuckles] That's a good one.
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I'm sorry to laugh, but
I can't even help myself.
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I was fired from my job today,
so right now I'm feeling
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kind of useless to anyone.
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Why were you fired?
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I suppose the reason
was for being late,
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but the lift on the bus
wouldn't work again.
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That's just the kind of
thing we're working on.
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We need people to help
demonstrate the problems
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of the handicapped--
access to public buildings,
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restrooms, buses.
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Look, I'm sorry, guys.
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I'm no crusader.
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I can just barely take
care of my wife and myself.
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Sure as hell I'm not going to
take on any more new burdens
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right now.
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You know what they
say, Mr. Seacrest.
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The squeaky wheel
gets the grease.
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All we want to do is make
a little noise right now,
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draw attention.
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Make people more
aware of the problem.
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No, I'm sorry.
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Patty and I are on our way
out to the Bridgemore Hotel
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right now for a weekend
of fun and relaxation.
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Beyond that, I make
no commitments.
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We understand.
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Look, let me leave you
my card just in case
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you change your mind.
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You have a nice weekend.
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Thanks, we will.
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[telephone ringing]
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May I help you?
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Yes, we'd like to check in.
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Mr. and Mrs. Seacrest.
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Seacrest?
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Yes.
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It's room 912.
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Sounds like the ninth floor?
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We asked for a room on
the first or second floor.
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I'm sorry, 912,
that's all we have.
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It better be a good view.
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[music playing]
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Glad you came?
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What do you think?
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I think you
avoided the question.
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Just tell me you're
having a good time.
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It's allowed, you know.
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I'm having a good time.
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It's all because of you, Patty.
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You're the best thing
in my life, babe.
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You're the reason
I'm going to make it.
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I don't know what
I'd do without you.
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Wayne, knock it off.
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You will never be without me.
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So don't even think it.
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Patty, you deserve
so much more.
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So come dance with me?
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Oh, Patty.
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You heard me, Sadie Hawkins.
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You can't refuse.
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[laughter]
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Where does that
guy think he's going?
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Maybe it's time for
the rumba contest.
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[laughter]
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[laughter]
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Oh boy.
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Is it hot in here?
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Is it just me?
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It's you.
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I'll cool ya!
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[laughter]
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[shouting]
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No, no, no!
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Don't, I give up.
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Here, give it back to me.
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[laughter]
267
00:16:32,183 --> 00:16:34,659
Hey, look.
268
00:16:37,813 --> 00:16:40,656
Hey, you want to
have some real fun?
269
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,783
Let's smoke it.
270
00:16:42,860 --> 00:16:46,287
Hey, you better not.
271
00:16:46,363 --> 00:16:48,581
Come on, come on, come on.
272
00:16:48,657 --> 00:16:50,666
There's nothing funnier
than seeing people
273
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,293
running all over the place.
274
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[laughter]
275
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:03,312
[music playing]
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00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,687
[alarm]
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00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,355
Dear God, it's--
278
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Fire alarm!
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00:17:14,350 --> 00:17:16,767
[dramatic music playing]
280
00:17:20,523 --> 00:17:22,114
Is it a fire?
281
00:17:22,191 --> 00:17:23,491
I don't know, but I'm not
hanging around to find out.
282
00:17:23,567 --> 00:17:26,085
The elevator is shut down during
a fire, so use the stairs.
283
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:31,841
Wayne!
284
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:34,668
Wayne, I'm locked out!
285
00:17:34,745 --> 00:17:35,803
God, Wayne!
286
00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:41,675
The elevator's not working,
so we have to take the stairs.
287
00:17:41,752 --> 00:17:42,510
- I can't
- You can.
288
00:17:42,586 --> 00:17:43,427
You have to.
289
00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:45,730
[shouting]
290
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,358
- Well, come on!
- Go, Patty, go!
291
00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:58,567
No, I won't!
292
00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:00,486
My husband [inaudible]
Can you help us?
293
00:18:00,563 --> 00:18:02,154
I'll tell someone
he's up here.
294
00:18:02,231 --> 00:18:03,039
Patty!
295
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:05,032
Damn it, go!
296
00:18:05,109 --> 00:18:06,450
- Won't somebody help us?
- Patty, go!
297
00:18:06,527 --> 00:18:07,368
Go!
298
00:18:07,444 --> 00:18:08,911
Get down there!
299
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:10,329
Get down there now!
300
00:18:10,406 --> 00:18:11,580
Move it!
301
00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:12,498
Now!
302
00:18:12,575 --> 00:18:13,424
Come on!
303
00:18:23,010 --> 00:18:24,894
Everyone, it
was a false alarm.
304
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:25,895
No fire.
305
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:39,233
Thanks.
306
00:18:39,310 --> 00:18:40,159
You bet, man.
307
00:18:45,649 --> 00:18:48,167
[sobbing]
308
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:09,471
I haven't been that
scared since 'Nam.
309
00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:13,142
In fact, I don't think
I've ever been that scared.
310
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:14,643
At least in 'Nam, you
just had to watch out
311
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:17,229
for yourself and your buddies.
312
00:19:17,306 --> 00:19:18,898
Last night, I had
to protect Patty,
313
00:19:18,974 --> 00:19:21,859
and I couldn't even
get her to leave me.
314
00:19:21,936 --> 00:19:25,663
I could just see us
burning up on those stairs.
315
00:19:25,740 --> 00:19:29,909
I've never felt so
helpless in my whole life.
316
00:19:29,985 --> 00:19:31,619
Now, we in our
organization hear stories
317
00:19:31,695 --> 00:19:33,913
like yours all the time.
318
00:19:33,989 --> 00:19:35,539
That's why I
called you, Jonathan.
319
00:19:35,616 --> 00:19:37,374
I'm ready to help.
320
00:19:37,451 --> 00:19:39,168
What can I do?
321
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:43,005
Madam Mayor, we at
the Thatcher Corporation
322
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:47,009
are proud indeed to
have you rededicate
323
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,969
the Thatcher Building.
324
00:19:49,046 --> 00:19:52,806
As you know, this
structure was built in 1923
325
00:19:52,883 --> 00:19:54,683
by my late grandfather
and founder
326
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,937
of the company, Hiram Thatcher.
327
00:19:58,013 --> 00:20:02,024
And if he were here today,
I feel certain that he--
328
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:03,442
I'd say this is
the [inaudible]
329
00:20:03,519 --> 00:20:04,793
we've been looking for.
330
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,495
I guess it's time
for me to go on stage.
331
00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:07,854
Good luck.
332
00:20:07,932 --> 00:20:09,114
MR. THATCHER: --and
this proud, old building
333
00:20:09,191 --> 00:20:11,033
has been restored to
its original elegance.
334
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:16,413
And we'll enjoy another 65 years
as a landmark in our community.
335
00:20:16,490 --> 00:20:18,257
[applause]
336
00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:24,472
Now, may I present to you the
scissors to cut the ribbon.
337
00:20:27,251 --> 00:20:29,051
WAYNE SEACREST: Madame Mayor!
338
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:31,136
Madam Mayor, I have
something to say.
339
00:20:31,213 --> 00:20:31,971
Hey you!
340
00:20:32,047 --> 00:20:33,555
[dramatic music playing]
341
00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:35,524
[squealing]
342
00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:51,532
I wish you'd let us
take you to a hospital.
343
00:20:51,608 --> 00:20:53,133
I'm all right.
344
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:55,077
I've survived a lot more
than a bump on the head.
345
00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:58,038
But in that case,
maybe you can tell
346
00:20:58,115 --> 00:21:00,249
us what happened out there.
347
00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:03,085
I came here for a
job, Mr. Thatcher.
348
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:06,171
If you'd had a ramp, I would
have come down the easy way.
349
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:08,507
Looked to me like you
rolled down on purpose.
350
00:21:08,584 --> 00:21:11,760
Nobody pushed him.
351
00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:13,095
Is that right?
352
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:15,472
Did you come down those
steps on your own?
353
00:21:15,549 --> 00:21:19,310
I was just trying
to get your attention.
354
00:21:19,386 --> 00:21:21,112
You have.
355
00:21:21,188 --> 00:21:26,150
I can tell a phony lawsuit
a mile away, young man.
356
00:21:26,226 --> 00:21:28,569
Are these your witnesses?
357
00:21:28,645 --> 00:21:31,530
Just relax, Mr. Thatcher.
358
00:21:31,607 --> 00:21:34,533
I'm not here to sue anyone.
359
00:21:34,610 --> 00:21:37,077
What is this all about?
360
00:21:37,154 --> 00:21:38,620
You've done a
great job restoring
361
00:21:38,697 --> 00:21:39,939
this old building, sir.
362
00:21:40,015 --> 00:21:42,333
You spent a lot of
time and money on it.
363
00:21:42,409 --> 00:21:44,084
But I am just a
little ticked off
364
00:21:44,161 --> 00:21:46,420
that you didn't think about me.
365
00:21:46,497 --> 00:21:48,964
Why didn't you make a
way so handicapped people
366
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,308
could get into your building?
367
00:21:53,545 --> 00:21:54,854
Why didn't we do that?
368
00:21:59,301 --> 00:22:03,354
I guess we just never
thought about it.
369
00:22:03,430 --> 00:22:05,147
That's why we're
here, to get you
370
00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:09,151
and people like you
to think about it.
371
00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:12,863
Build us a ramp, Mr. Thatcher
put in automatic doors.
372
00:22:12,940 --> 00:22:15,115
Widen the bathroom stalls.
373
00:22:15,192 --> 00:22:16,658
That's all we ask.
374
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:17,543
Goodbye.
375
00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:20,963
Wait.
376
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:26,177
Now you've had your
say, let me have mine.
377
00:22:29,540 --> 00:22:31,423
How about a job?
378
00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:34,051
We could use a man
like you around here.
379
00:22:34,128 --> 00:22:35,803
Doing what?
380
00:22:35,879 --> 00:22:36,720
I don't know.
381
00:22:36,797 --> 00:22:39,190
What is it that you do?
382
00:22:39,266 --> 00:22:41,350
I'm a computer programmer.
383
00:22:41,427 --> 00:22:42,259
Well, then.
384
00:22:42,336 --> 00:22:45,270
That's what you'll do for us.
385
00:22:45,347 --> 00:22:46,772
You'd give me a
job just like that?
386
00:22:46,849 --> 00:22:48,357
You'd hire me without
checking my work
387
00:22:48,434 --> 00:22:50,859
experience or my references?
388
00:22:50,936 --> 00:22:53,737
I don't see why not.
389
00:22:53,814 --> 00:22:56,949
I'm afraid I'm going to have
to turn you down, Mr. Thatcher.
390
00:22:57,025 --> 00:22:58,584
I want a job, not a handout.
391
00:23:06,001 --> 00:23:07,093
Just a minute.
392
00:23:09,788 --> 00:23:12,881
Who is that man anyway?
393
00:23:12,958 --> 00:23:14,675
Watch the 7:00 o'clock
news, Mr. Thatcher.
394
00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:15,801
You'll find out.
395
00:23:19,381 --> 00:23:21,723
[chatter]
396
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,318
[cameras clicking]
397
00:23:26,063 --> 00:23:27,413
GALE LEWIS: The
Thatcher Building
398
00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:28,730
was the scene of
a most courageous,
399
00:23:28,807 --> 00:23:32,276
or some might say foolhardy,
stunt by a disabled American
400
00:23:32,352 --> 00:23:36,155
veterans today when the double
amputee drove his wheelchair
401
00:23:36,231 --> 00:23:38,073
off the front of the building.
402
00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:41,252
It occurred during rededication
of the newly renovated building
403
00:23:41,328 --> 00:23:43,120
just as the mayor
and the president
404
00:23:43,197 --> 00:23:46,674
of the Thatcher Corporation
were about to cut the ribbon.
405
00:23:46,750 --> 00:23:49,418
Why did you do it, Mr. Seacrest?
406
00:23:49,495 --> 00:23:51,628
I did it to draw
attention to the plight
407
00:23:51,705 --> 00:23:54,089
of handicapped people.
408
00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:56,425
I'm real tired of
everyone giving
409
00:23:56,502 --> 00:23:58,844
lip service to the
problems and blessed little
410
00:23:58,921 --> 00:24:01,221
ever being done about it.
411
00:24:01,298 --> 00:24:06,101
There's a saying that the
squeaky wheel gets the grease.
412
00:24:06,178 --> 00:24:08,312
Just call me squeaky.
413
00:24:08,388 --> 00:24:10,189
GALE LEWIS: Well, that's it
from the Thatcher Building.
414
00:24:10,265 --> 00:24:11,848
I'd call you a lunatic.
415
00:24:11,925 --> 00:24:14,526
GALE LEWIS: This is Gale
Lewis reporting from downtown.
416
00:24:14,603 --> 00:24:16,745
Wayne Seacrest,
whatever was in your mind
417
00:24:16,822 --> 00:24:18,614
to pull a stunt like that?
418
00:24:18,690 --> 00:24:19,815
I don't know, babe.
419
00:24:19,891 --> 00:24:21,216
I was just sitting
up there trying
420
00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:23,994
to get somebody's
attention, and I just wanted
421
00:24:24,071 --> 00:24:25,788
to make a speech his all.
422
00:24:25,864 --> 00:24:29,124
And then this guard came for me,
and I could see the whole thing
423
00:24:29,201 --> 00:24:30,125
going into the dumper.
424
00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:33,262
And I just pushed off.
425
00:24:33,339 --> 00:24:36,965
Jonathan, is that the kind
of thing your group promotes?
426
00:24:37,042 --> 00:24:40,511
No, this is not exactly
what we had in mind.
427
00:24:40,587 --> 00:24:43,805
You promise me not to do
anything like that again.
428
00:24:43,882 --> 00:24:45,273
What, do you think I'm crazy?
429
00:24:45,351 --> 00:24:47,768
You've seen the last
of my daredevil career.
430
00:24:47,844 --> 00:24:49,645
I want to tell you, you
made some people sit up
431
00:24:49,721 --> 00:24:50,579
and take notice.
432
00:24:50,656 --> 00:24:52,981
That's just what we needed.
433
00:24:53,058 --> 00:24:54,441
I don't know, Mark.
434
00:24:54,518 --> 00:24:56,276
You know, maybe it
was a slow news day
435
00:24:56,353 --> 00:24:58,787
and they needed some filler
and I gave it to them.
436
00:24:58,864 --> 00:25:04,084
You know, whacked out Viet
vet takes dive, film at 11:00.
437
00:25:04,161 --> 00:25:05,827
I got a sick feeling
that tomorrow
438
00:25:05,904 --> 00:25:07,162
I'm going to be
yesterday's news,
439
00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:09,048
and nothing will have changed.
440
00:25:18,959 --> 00:25:20,059
Good morning.
441
00:25:20,135 --> 00:25:21,635
[grunts]
442
00:25:21,712 --> 00:25:23,929
You sound like
a sour tuna fish.
443
00:25:24,006 --> 00:25:25,539
What's the matter?
444
00:25:25,616 --> 00:25:28,016
I just woke up and realized
I don't have a job to go to.
445
00:25:28,093 --> 00:25:30,269
It's not a very good feeling.
446
00:25:30,345 --> 00:25:32,729
Did you get the paper?
447
00:25:32,806 --> 00:25:34,731
Ta-da!
448
00:25:34,808 --> 00:25:35,758
Let me see that.
449
00:25:35,834 --> 00:25:37,067
Yesterday's news, huh?
450
00:25:37,144 --> 00:25:39,278
You're on the front page.
451
00:25:39,354 --> 00:25:41,029
[telephone ringing]
452
00:25:41,106 --> 00:25:42,564
I don't believe it.
453
00:25:42,642 --> 00:25:44,032
They were talking about it
on the radio this morning.
454
00:25:44,109 --> 00:25:46,034
People were calling it in.
455
00:25:46,111 --> 00:25:49,880
You got a new name now, Squeaky.
456
00:25:49,957 --> 00:25:51,123
Hello?
457
00:25:51,199 --> 00:25:52,040
Yes, it is.
458
00:25:52,117 --> 00:25:53,175
I'm Mrs. Seacrest.
459
00:25:55,370 --> 00:25:58,380
Oh my God, really?
460
00:25:58,457 --> 00:26:02,259
It's the "Bigelow Show,"
they want you to be a guest.
461
00:26:02,336 --> 00:26:03,293
"The Bigelow Show?"
462
00:26:03,371 --> 00:26:05,220
That's national television.
463
00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:07,222
So what do I tell them?
464
00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:09,766
Say yes, of course.
465
00:26:09,777 --> 00:26:10,726
Yes, yes.
466
00:26:10,802 --> 00:26:11,860
We'd be happy to come.
467
00:26:21,104 --> 00:26:23,989
[music playing]
468
00:26:24,066 --> 00:26:25,240
You've got to be kidding.
[laughter]
469
00:26:25,317 --> 00:26:26,500
I'm not kidding.
470
00:26:26,577 --> 00:26:28,076
I was so nervous before
"The Bigelow Show,"
471
00:26:28,153 --> 00:26:29,903
I didn't know what to do.
472
00:26:29,980 --> 00:26:32,497
I'm in makeup, and I'm smiling,
and I'm trying to be friendly,
473
00:26:32,574 --> 00:26:34,374
and my mouth is
so dry from nerves
474
00:26:34,451 --> 00:26:36,501
that my upper lip
sticks to my teeth.
475
00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:38,503
[laughter]
476
00:26:38,580 --> 00:26:40,839
The makeup guy put some
Vaseline on my teeth
477
00:26:40,916 --> 00:26:42,224
so my lips would slide down.
478
00:26:42,301 --> 00:26:43,742
[laughter]
479
00:26:43,819 --> 00:26:44,926
I got to tell you, you
didn't come off that way.
480
00:26:45,003 --> 00:26:45,927
You looked great.
481
00:26:46,004 --> 00:26:47,337
Thanks.
482
00:26:47,414 --> 00:26:48,188
You realize what
you've accomplished
483
00:26:48,265 --> 00:26:49,773
the past few weeks?
484
00:26:49,850 --> 00:26:51,975
Had hundreds of phone calls
people wanting to help
485
00:26:52,052 --> 00:26:54,186
and some very nice
contributions.
486
00:26:54,196 --> 00:26:55,379
Yeah, Thatcher
wanted me to let
487
00:26:55,456 --> 00:26:56,930
you know the ramp's going in.
488
00:26:56,741 --> 00:26:58,373
They've already
converted the doors,
489
00:26:58,450 --> 00:26:59,374
and they're working
on the restrooms.
490
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:01,193
Not bad for two week's work.
491
00:27:01,269 --> 00:27:03,278
And speaking of
work, Thatcher's
492
00:27:03,355 --> 00:27:04,354
been watching your interviews.
493
00:27:04,432 --> 00:27:06,323
He's been pretty
impressed by it.
494
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:09,326
He'd like to offer you a
job in public relations.
495
00:27:09,403 --> 00:27:11,244
Wayne, you'd be great at that.
496
00:27:11,321 --> 00:27:13,330
Patty, you know why
he's offering me a job.
497
00:27:13,407 --> 00:27:14,723
You bet I do.
498
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,134
I've watched you
these past weeks too.
499
00:27:17,211 --> 00:27:18,335
Patty's right,
why don't you knock
500
00:27:18,412 --> 00:27:19,761
that chip on your shoulder.
501
00:27:19,472 --> 00:27:21,463
Take a better look at yourself.
502
00:27:21,474 --> 00:27:24,466
People like you, they listen
to what you have to say.
503
00:27:24,543 --> 00:27:26,468
If that isn't what it
takes to be a PR man,
504
00:27:26,545 --> 00:27:28,228
I don't know what it is.
505
00:27:28,305 --> 00:27:29,429
Look, he sent over a proposal.
506
00:27:29,506 --> 00:27:30,564
At least take a look at it.
507
00:27:39,015 --> 00:27:40,649
Wayne.
508
00:27:40,726 --> 00:27:41,474
Wow.
509
00:27:41,552 --> 00:27:44,403
Not bad for starters.
510
00:27:44,479 --> 00:27:46,113
And a company car.
511
00:27:46,189 --> 00:27:47,739
Fully converted
so you can drive it.
512
00:27:47,816 --> 00:27:49,583
I haven't driven
a car in years.
513
00:27:51,903 --> 00:27:56,623
Well, would you like to take
it for a spin after dinner?
514
00:27:56,700 --> 00:27:58,333
What?
515
00:27:58,410 --> 00:28:00,252
I took the liberty of
driving the car over tonight
516
00:28:00,328 --> 00:28:04,256
just in case you happen
to accept the proposal.
517
00:28:04,332 --> 00:28:06,758
He accepts.
518
00:28:06,835 --> 00:28:07,676
Yes, I accept.
519
00:28:07,753 --> 00:28:10,679
[laughter]
520
00:28:10,756 --> 00:28:12,722
Well, that's it, you know.
521
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:14,274
It's all the same except for
the brake and the accelerator,
522
00:28:14,351 --> 00:28:15,383
they're both up here.
523
00:28:15,461 --> 00:28:16,985
Nothing to it.
524
00:28:17,062 --> 00:28:18,103
Ready for a spin?
525
00:28:18,180 --> 00:28:19,062
Roger.
526
00:28:19,139 --> 00:28:20,346
All right, take it easy.
527
00:28:20,424 --> 00:28:21,606
You know, drive
around the parking lot
528
00:28:21,683 --> 00:28:23,692
a little bit until
you get used to it.
529
00:28:23,769 --> 00:28:26,111
Gotcha.
530
00:28:26,188 --> 00:28:28,706
[engine starting]
531
00:28:30,150 --> 00:28:33,252
[music playing]
532
00:28:38,116 --> 00:28:39,624
Hey, I'm driving, I'm driving!
533
00:28:39,701 --> 00:28:40,834
All right!
534
00:28:40,911 --> 00:28:41,752
Look, ma!
535
00:28:41,828 --> 00:28:42,694
Woo!
536
00:28:42,771 --> 00:28:44,087
What a lead foot!
537
00:28:44,164 --> 00:28:45,889
[laughter]
538
00:28:46,750 --> 00:28:47,558
All right!
539
00:29:00,990 --> 00:29:03,699
[music playing]
540
00:29:11,149 --> 00:29:13,617
Honey, I'm home.
541
00:29:13,693 --> 00:29:15,452
How was your first day?
542
00:29:15,463 --> 00:29:17,162
Don't ask.
543
00:29:17,239 --> 00:29:18,955
What happened?
544
00:29:19,032 --> 00:29:19,998
What happened?
545
00:29:20,075 --> 00:29:21,132
I'll tell you what happened.
546
00:29:23,462 --> 00:29:25,045
I was brilliant.
547
00:29:25,121 --> 00:29:27,464
Damn near scared to death.
548
00:29:27,475 --> 00:29:29,049
I'm a natural for this job.
549
00:29:29,059 --> 00:29:30,509
It was made for me.
550
00:29:30,585 --> 00:29:33,011
I got right in there,
and I had ideas,
551
00:29:33,088 --> 00:29:34,763
and they really liked them.
552
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:36,556
And they weren't just being
nice to a guy in a chair either.
553
00:29:36,633 --> 00:29:38,225
They really liked them.
554
00:29:38,301 --> 00:29:40,393
A great bunch of people too.
555
00:29:40,470 --> 00:29:43,480
There's this guy
named Fred, funny guy.
556
00:29:43,557 --> 00:29:46,107
We hit it right off.
557
00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:48,276
What are you grinning at?
558
00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:50,612
My PR husband.
559
00:29:50,689 --> 00:29:51,789
No cooking for you tonight.
560
00:29:51,865 --> 00:29:53,490
We're going to go
out and celebrate.
561
00:29:53,567 --> 00:29:54,658
Are you sure?
562
00:29:54,734 --> 00:29:55,992
You've been working all day.
563
00:29:56,069 --> 00:29:57,160
Yeah, ain't it great?
564
00:29:57,237 --> 00:29:59,246
Now go get dressed.
565
00:29:59,322 --> 00:30:01,289
Yes, master.
566
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,582
Tell you what.
567
00:30:02,659 --> 00:30:04,626
After we eat, we'll go
to a drive-in movie.
568
00:30:04,703 --> 00:30:05,961
PATTY SEACREST: A drive-in?
569
00:30:06,037 --> 00:30:07,796
Yeah, we're due.
570
00:30:07,873 --> 00:30:09,756
We haven't been to a
drive-in since high school.
571
00:30:09,833 --> 00:30:12,717
We need to do a little necking.
572
00:30:12,794 --> 00:30:14,970
Better not let my
father hear you say that.
573
00:30:15,046 --> 00:30:18,598
You know how daddy's are
about their little girls.
574
00:30:18,675 --> 00:30:21,977
WAYNE SEACREST: No, but
I'd sure like to find out.
575
00:30:22,053 --> 00:30:24,646
[music playing]
576
00:30:24,723 --> 00:30:26,323
You always wanted kids.
577
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:27,440
Four of them, right?
578
00:30:27,517 --> 00:30:30,569
Two of each?
579
00:30:30,645 --> 00:30:34,331
Right now I'd
settle for just one.
580
00:30:34,408 --> 00:30:36,741
I'm not afraid anymore, Patty.
581
00:30:36,818 --> 00:30:38,535
And I know it's kind
of sudden with the job
582
00:30:38,612 --> 00:30:43,456
and all that's
happened, but I feel
583
00:30:43,533 --> 00:30:45,876
like I'm ready for a family.
584
00:30:45,952 --> 00:30:47,886
I know I can take care of you.
585
00:31:01,176 --> 00:31:03,476
I love you.
586
00:31:03,553 --> 00:31:04,653
I love you too.
587
00:31:25,450 --> 00:31:26,791
The movie's starting.
588
00:31:26,868 --> 00:31:29,127
That didn't use to stop us.
589
00:31:29,138 --> 00:31:31,671
We didn't used to
sleep together either.
590
00:31:31,682 --> 00:31:33,131
Is that an invitation?
591
00:31:33,142 --> 00:31:35,425
Mm, yes.
592
00:31:35,502 --> 00:31:36,518
Accepted.
593
00:31:49,182 --> 00:31:51,441
[inaudible]
594
00:31:51,518 --> 00:31:54,444
[laughter]
595
00:31:54,521 --> 00:31:56,622
[music playing]
596
00:32:01,861 --> 00:32:04,371
Hey, turn it down.
597
00:32:04,447 --> 00:32:06,331
[SHOUTING AND LOUD MUSIC
598
00:32:06,408 --> 00:32:10,669
PLAYING]
599
00:32:10,745 --> 00:32:12,028
Turn it down, would you?
600
00:32:12,105 --> 00:32:13,055
We're trying to hear the movie.
601
00:32:18,294 --> 00:32:21,304
Hey, you got a problem, man?
602
00:32:21,381 --> 00:32:22,639
I don't have a problem.
603
00:32:22,716 --> 00:32:24,349
We're just trying to
hear the movie, OK?
604
00:32:24,426 --> 00:32:26,768
Keep it down.
605
00:32:26,779 --> 00:32:29,655
[music gets louder]
606
00:32:32,368 --> 00:32:33,283
Turn it down!
607
00:32:37,731 --> 00:32:39,790
[music gets softer]
608
00:32:44,446 --> 00:32:47,080
You got a bad attitude, man.
609
00:32:47,157 --> 00:32:48,623
You know, we're
just a few citizens
610
00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:50,875
watching a movie trying
to have a good time.
611
00:32:50,952 --> 00:32:53,795
And you come out of nowhere
scream and shouting demands?
612
00:32:53,872 --> 00:32:56,348
We're just trying to
watch the movie, OK?
613
00:32:56,425 --> 00:32:58,341
(IN A MOCKING VOICE)
We're just trying to listen
614
00:32:58,418 --> 00:33:01,177
to the movie, all right?
615
00:33:01,254 --> 00:33:02,854
I'll tell you, what, man.
616
00:33:02,931 --> 00:33:07,017
Get out of your car, be a man,
and then tell me what to do.
617
00:33:07,027 --> 00:33:07,943
I want to go.
618
00:33:11,306 --> 00:33:12,255
Wayne, please.
619
00:33:12,332 --> 00:33:13,115
I want to go.
620
00:33:19,105 --> 00:33:22,040
[car starts]
621
00:33:47,050 --> 00:33:50,935
Wayne, you did the right thing.
622
00:33:51,012 --> 00:33:54,865
When is running away
ever the right thing? ?
623
00:33:54,941 --> 00:33:59,319
There were five gang
members looking for a fight.
624
00:33:59,395 --> 00:34:00,370
Just forget about it.
625
00:34:03,316 --> 00:34:05,208
[honking and old music]
626
00:34:09,322 --> 00:34:11,381
It's those punks from the
drive-in, they followed us.
627
00:34:17,664 --> 00:34:21,141
[bang]
628
00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:25,771
[bang]
629
00:34:32,595 --> 00:34:36,114
[bang]
630
00:35:15,438 --> 00:35:18,365
[music playing]
631
00:35:36,242 --> 00:35:38,209
Breakfast will be
ready in a minute.
632
00:35:38,286 --> 00:35:40,170
I'm going to skip
breakfast this morning.
633
00:35:40,246 --> 00:35:43,840
I got a presentation to make,
and I want to review it.
634
00:35:43,851 --> 00:35:49,012
Oh, hey, you're not still
upset about last night,
635
00:35:49,088 --> 00:35:49,921
are you?
636
00:35:49,997 --> 00:35:50,805
No, no, you were right.
637
00:35:50,882 --> 00:35:52,765
That's history.
638
00:35:52,842 --> 00:35:54,325
Good.
639
00:35:54,402 --> 00:35:56,769
Well, don't forget to pick
up the tuxedo after work.
640
00:35:56,846 --> 00:35:58,271
Tomorrow is the big night.
641
00:35:58,348 --> 00:35:59,522
I'll remember.
642
00:35:59,599 --> 00:36:00,648
I got to get going.
643
00:36:00,659 --> 00:36:01,491
OK.
644
00:36:01,568 --> 00:36:02,567
See you after work.
645
00:36:02,644 --> 00:36:03,651
And don't forget--
646
00:36:03,728 --> 00:36:05,069
Pick up the tuxedo.
647
00:36:05,146 --> 00:36:05,820
Sorry.
648
00:36:05,897 --> 00:36:06,997
You should be.
649
00:36:07,073 --> 00:36:08,290
I'll see you later.
650
00:36:13,672 --> 00:36:16,256
[music playing]
651
00:38:51,354 --> 00:38:52,945
Will you look at this?
652
00:38:53,022 --> 00:38:54,822
I pick up this tuxedo
at the rental place.
653
00:38:54,899 --> 00:38:56,666
Look at these sleeves.
654
00:38:56,743 --> 00:38:58,618
Couldn't you just use
the stuff to make it fit?
655
00:38:58,694 --> 00:39:01,037
I could, but I think you'll
look funny with a little bitty
656
00:39:01,048 --> 00:39:02,881
short arms, you know.
657
00:39:02,957 --> 00:39:03,956
Oh, that's cute, Jonathan.
658
00:39:04,033 --> 00:39:05,549
That's really cute.
659
00:39:05,627 --> 00:39:07,752
Come on, I have to give
Wayne Man of the Year Award,
660
00:39:07,829 --> 00:39:09,020
they asked me to.
661
00:39:09,096 --> 00:39:10,213
I can't--
[telephone ringing]
662
00:39:10,289 --> 00:39:11,172
That's the phone.
663
00:39:11,249 --> 00:39:12,390
I know that's the phone.
664
00:39:22,352 --> 00:39:24,018
What?
665
00:39:24,095 --> 00:39:26,646
Well, you're not sure of that?
666
00:39:26,722 --> 00:39:29,440
All right, I'll tell you what,
you stay right where you are.
667
00:39:29,517 --> 00:39:30,258
We'll find him.
668
00:39:30,335 --> 00:39:31,326
And don't worry.
669
00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:35,496
Jonathan, that was Patty.
670
00:39:35,374 --> 00:39:38,366
Wayne didn't show up for
work today, and she's afraid.
671
00:39:38,443 --> 00:39:39,292
Jonathan?
672
00:39:42,029 --> 00:39:43,046
Jonathan?
673
00:39:46,284 --> 00:39:48,802
[music playing]
674
00:40:12,059 --> 00:40:13,868
[chatter]
675
00:40:13,945 --> 00:40:15,829
[laughter]
676
00:40:17,699 --> 00:40:20,867
[gun cocking]
677
00:40:20,943 --> 00:40:22,243
Who the hell are you?
678
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,237
I'm the old man, remember?
679
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:27,999
The one you tried to ride
off the street last night.
680
00:40:28,075 --> 00:40:30,460
That was you?
681
00:40:30,536 --> 00:40:33,337
You ain't got no legs, man.
682
00:40:33,414 --> 00:40:35,006
No wonder you couldn't fight.
683
00:40:35,082 --> 00:40:37,258
Don't try it, vato.
684
00:40:37,335 --> 00:40:39,519
I'll tear your legs
off just like mine.
685
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,289
What are you going to do?
686
00:40:44,367 --> 00:40:45,433
Are you going to take
us down right here?
687
00:40:45,510 --> 00:40:47,685
You going to kill us all?
688
00:40:47,762 --> 00:40:48,836
That's right.
689
00:40:48,913 --> 00:40:50,730
But first, you're
going to know why.
690
00:40:50,806 --> 00:40:52,073
Yeah, tell them why, Wayne.
691
00:40:54,769 --> 00:40:56,027
I want to hear it too.
692
00:40:56,103 --> 00:40:57,162
Jonathan.
693
00:40:59,774 --> 00:41:00,823
Go on, tell them.
694
00:41:03,244 --> 00:41:04,410
Tell them how you
went to Vietnam
695
00:41:04,487 --> 00:41:07,622
and had your legs blown off.
696
00:41:07,698 --> 00:41:12,293
And you came home and found
out nobody really gave a damn.
697
00:41:12,304 --> 00:41:14,045
Don't try it.
698
00:41:14,121 --> 00:41:15,746
Get out of here, Jonathan.
699
00:41:15,724 --> 00:41:18,007
Oh, don't worry about
me being in here, Wayne.
700
00:41:18,084 --> 00:41:19,066
Go on, waste them.
701
00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:21,302
It'll make you feel better.
702
00:41:21,379 --> 00:41:23,346
Get some revenge on the
little scum over here
703
00:41:23,422 --> 00:41:26,557
who humiliated you in
front of your wife.
704
00:41:26,634 --> 00:41:29,936
Of course, don't expect
the newspapers to say that.
705
00:41:29,946 --> 00:41:32,104
Now they're going to say it
was just another whacked out,
706
00:41:32,181 --> 00:41:35,024
'Nam vet that went
over the edge.
707
00:41:35,101 --> 00:41:37,860
I don't give a
damn what they say.
708
00:41:37,937 --> 00:41:40,238
Of course not.
709
00:41:40,314 --> 00:41:41,489
The only thing that's
important to you
710
00:41:41,566 --> 00:41:44,534
is to prove you're still a man.
711
00:41:44,610 --> 00:41:47,078
Oh, Patty's going to
be proud of you, Wayne.
712
00:41:47,154 --> 00:41:50,673
She can tell everybody how
you had a wife who loved you,
713
00:41:50,750 --> 00:41:53,501
that you had people
who needed you,
714
00:41:53,578 --> 00:41:54,802
but that didn't mean anything.
715
00:41:57,298 --> 00:42:00,591
The only thing
that was important
716
00:42:00,668 --> 00:42:02,268
was killing hoods like this.
717
00:42:05,423 --> 00:42:09,183
A hell of a waste
of your life, Wayne.
718
00:42:09,260 --> 00:42:12,779
[music playing]
719
00:42:38,998 --> 00:42:41,266
Hey, man.
720
00:42:41,342 --> 00:42:42,433
Wait a minute.
721
00:42:47,173 --> 00:42:48,306
Gracias, man.
722
00:42:51,886 --> 00:42:52,694
De nada.
723
00:43:26,271 --> 00:43:29,138
It's time to introduce Wayne.
724
00:43:29,215 --> 00:43:31,307
Come on, Jon, you do it.
725
00:43:31,318 --> 00:43:32,666
I'm not supposed
to do it, you're
726
00:43:32,444 --> 00:43:33,559
supposed to introduce him.
727
00:43:33,636 --> 00:43:34,885
But I can't get up there.
728
00:43:34,962 --> 00:43:36,070
Why can't you get up there?
729
00:43:36,147 --> 00:43:38,105
My sleeves.
730
00:43:38,182 --> 00:43:39,991
Just go introduce him, huh?
731
00:43:49,610 --> 00:43:52,078
May I have your
attention, please?
732
00:43:52,088 --> 00:43:55,340
Your attention?
733
00:43:55,416 --> 00:43:59,043
It gives me great
pleasure to introduce Man
734
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:01,629
of the Year, Wayne Seacrest.
735
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:04,057
[applause]
736
00:44:20,433 --> 00:44:24,735
I want to thank you all
for this very great honor.
737
00:44:24,812 --> 00:44:27,988
There's no question that
throughout our lives,
738
00:44:28,065 --> 00:44:32,451
we're continually
learning new lessons.
739
00:44:32,528 --> 00:44:36,580
We have to in order to
grow as human beings.
740
00:44:36,657 --> 00:44:40,918
That's why we have
to go out and teach--
741
00:44:40,995 --> 00:44:42,587
never stop teaching.
742
00:44:42,663 --> 00:44:46,924
Making each other aware of
the special needs and problems
743
00:44:47,001 --> 00:44:48,592
of handicapped people.
744
00:44:48,669 --> 00:44:52,638
How else can we
learn unless we know?
745
00:44:52,715 --> 00:44:58,394
Give us a chance to get to
work, and we'll do the job.
746
00:44:58,471 --> 00:45:01,772
Give us a chance to be
a part of the world,
747
00:45:01,849 --> 00:45:03,232
we'll make it a better world.
748
00:45:03,309 --> 00:45:06,411
[applause]
749
00:45:17,907 --> 00:45:20,366
I learned a lesson
about myself last night.
750
00:45:23,621 --> 00:45:27,923
I learned your manhood
isn't measured by your legs.
751
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:33,137
It's not your ability to
stand tall and face a fight.
752
00:45:33,214 --> 00:45:39,310
Your manhood, your
humanness, it's in the mind.
753
00:45:39,386 --> 00:45:41,228
[music playing]
754
00:45:41,305 --> 00:45:43,448
It's in the heart.
755
00:45:43,524 --> 00:45:45,566
It's in your soul.
756
00:45:45,643 --> 00:45:47,067
Thank you very much.
757
00:45:47,144 --> 00:45:49,871
[applause]
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