All language subtitles for Highway.To.Heaven.S03E14.All.That.Glitters.1080p.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264-squalor (1)_track3_[eng]

[theme music]

Hey, mister?

Me?

Yeah, you.

Come here.

Look at this.

Look at this.

Two carat diamond
solitaire, flawless.

You take this home to your
wife, she'll think you're Rambo.

It's yours for $1,000.

I'm not really in the
market for diamonds.

We're not talking
diamonds here.

We're talking investment.

Look at this.

Two carats, it's
worth $5,000, $6,000.

For you, $800.

Naw, I don't think so.

One of a kind.

Custom designed.

Look at the quality.

Look at the setting.

Look, $500, I
thrown in the chain.

14 karat gold.

Look at the clasp.

Hey, thanks,
but no thanks, OK?

Why?

Because you think it's hot?

Come on, if it's
really worth $6,000,

and you're trying to sell it
for $500, of course, it's hot.

All right, not so loud.

All right, I can't
fool you, man.

It's hot.

$100.

$100?

$100.

Let me see it again.

Not so obvious, man.

There are people around.

$50?

$50?

What, are you nuts?

The clasp alone is
worth more than that.

Take it or leave it.

All right.
All right.

You leave me no choice.

Can't cheat an honest man.

Got any idea what the
assignment is yet, Kimosabe?

No, not yet.

Just that it's around
here somewhere.

And you're listening
to 1620 on your AM dial,

switching you live to the
news scene in the 1900

block of Eastwood
Boulevard, where

Rich Richards is standing by.

Chuck, I'm standing opposite
the Eastwood Arms Apartment

where a major fire is now
in progress that threatens

to envelop an entire
neighborhood of apartment

buildings and resident hotels.

Sounds like a bad one.

Police are in the process
of closing off the area

and the fire has already jumped
to two adjoining buildings.

Mark, turn around.

What's up?

I just got our assignment.

When are these
clowns going to show?

I don't like sitting around
with a million bucks, you know?

He'll be here.

Mr. Doyle says these guys
got some primo stuff.

Be worth 50 times what's in
that briefcase on the street.

Yeah, well, I just
wish they'd show.

I don't like sitting
around like this waiting,

not with this much money.

Open up, it's the police.

Yeah, what is it, Officer?

We have instructions to
tell everyone in this building

that you may have
to evacuate tonight.

Evacuate?

What's going on here?

Fire out of control over
on Eastwood Boulevard.

That's two blocks away.

Yeah, but if that fire
jumps, those two blocks

are going to go very quickly.

Now you should
gather up whatever

it is you want to take just
to be on the safe side,

because if you have
to evacuate, you're

going to have to move fast.

Yeah, right.

Thank you, Officer.

[knocking]

It's about time.

Open up, please?

It's the police.

It's the cops.

Cops?

Let's get out of here.

Mister, look at this.

Take a look, a beautiful diamond
solitaire, 2 carat diamond.

Hey, hey, hey, I
heard that story before.

No, you ain't heard
this one before.

Hey, come on.

Let's get out of here.

It'd look wonderful on
your velour outfit, Madam.

Thank you.

Hey, you jerk, you
knocked me down.

Why don't you watch
where you're going?

My mistake.

My mistake.

Never mind about him,
Bushy, grab the briefcase.

Let's go.

Nice guys.

You might have broke
all my diamonds.

Oh my God.

I'm rich.

I'm a millionaire.

I'm a billionaire.

Hey, you!

I'm dead, but I'm
going to die rich.

Where did he go?

You go down around the block.

I'll go back the other way.

Nothing?

Nothing.

We better find the dough or
Mr. Doyle is going to kill us.

Bless you, my son.

Hey, you.

You!

Oh, I'm sorry we startled you.

Well, you did.

What's going on here, Father?

What do you mean?

Well, I mean, this place
it was, it was deserted,

all boarded up.

They closed this
church years ago.

I know.

It's sort of a grand opening.

Oh, you're opening
the place tonight?

That's right, Father.

Father?

Oh, Father.

Well, you see, uh--

They're coming in
through the side door.

I got to hide.

The confessional
is a good place.

Yeah.

Mark, why don't you
go open the front door?

You got it.

He's got to be
around here someplace.

Oh, hi.

Nice night, huh?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, we thought you was
closed there, Father?

Well, we're open now in
case you'd like to come in

and confess?

Not without an attorney,
if you know what I mean?

Cute, my son.

Cute.

He's got to be in there.

Let's go.

But that's the church.

Even if he's in there, you
can't do anything in the church.

For a million bucks,
Bushy, I'd push the button

on the guy in St. Peter's.

Come on, Mick, that ain't
right, not in a church.

Let's hang out here.

He's bound to come
out, and we nail him.

All right.

We'll wait.

But not forever.

Go around back, see if
he tries to slips out.

OK.

Hi.

Oh, Father, hi.

How are you doing?

Not so good, you know?

You want to talk about it?

Could we?

Sure, that's what
this is all here for.

Oh, yeah, right.

Listen, Father, anything
I say to you in here

don't go no further, right?

I mean, you've got
to keep it a secret.

Ain't that the way it works?

Don't you know, Father?

Oh, yeah, well,
see that's part

of what I want to tell you.

I'm not-- I'm not
really a priest.

Me neither.

Yeah, and I found
this briefcase--

Yeah, with a
million bucks in it.

Well, I didn't have
time to count it.

A million bucks?

How do you know?

Like I said, I'm not a priest.

- You're not?
- No.

What are you?

I'm an angel.

You're an angel?

Yeah, well, Father,
I think you've

been hanging around the
pews a little too long.

Hi.

How'd you do that?

I told you, I'm an angel.

Right.

I got to get out of here.

I wouldn't do that.

You really don't want to
talk to Bushy and Mick

about that money
just now, do you?

Who's Bushy and Mick?

The two very large people
waiting for you outside.

The ones you took the
briefcase from after they

knocked you down.

Oh my God.

I wish you wouldn't do that.

He doesn't like His
name used in vain.

Who doesn't?

He doesn't.

Oh, yeah, right, Him.

Charlie, this is one of
those crossroads in life.

You've got a lot of
decisions to make tonight.

Yeah, well, do you think maybe
I could kind of hang out here

until those two large
fellas kind of split,

then I'll get out of your hair?

If that's what you decide
to do, it's your decision.

Right.

Bless me, Father.

Father, are you all right?

Father?

Are you OK?

Well, what do you want?

I can't hear you, Father.

Keep your voice
down, will you?

Oh, sorry.

Bless me, Father,
for I have sinned.

You've sinned?

Well, nobody's perfect, so
don't worry about it, OK?

Father?

I don't understand
what's going on here.

It's a long story.

Look, it's been nice talking
to you, but I got to split,

so I'll see you around, OK?

[sirens]

Ah.

On second thought, tell
me about your sins.

Jonathan?

Yeah.

Guy's still hanging
around out there.

Seems like he's
looking for something.

Well, he's not
looking for religion.

You know what I mean?

That guy is with
the bent nose crowd.

But you may not be able
to recognize him, but--

Actually, I think he's
looking for a priest or someone

dressed like a priest.

He is?

What for?

I think he wants to kill him.

Maybe we better
take these things off.

Don't you think it's
a little sacrilegious?

So how long has it been since
you've been to confession?

20 hours.

20 hours?

And I thought I had
an exciting day.

Maybe I ought to
get the other priest?

Oh, no, no, no, don't
get the other priest.

I'm all yours.

So my child, tell
me about you sins.

Well, let's see.

I had angry thoughts
about one of my customers.

Customers, huh?

On table seven.

I'm a waitress.

Oh.

There were these men.

They were so rude.

I asked them what they
wanted, they said they

couldn't make up their minds.

So I said, I'll come
back when they decided.

They said they wanted soup,
so I brought them soap.

They said, I don't
want the chowder.

I want the minestrone.

So I bring the minestrone.

They said, they
changed their mind.

They want the special.

Well, I know what you mean.

I deal with those kind
of mooks all the time.

You do?

Yeah, well, I work
with the public, don't I?

But I got angry with them.

Well, you had a right to.

I did?

Yeah, you seem like
a nice person there,

and these guys are just jerking
you around given you grief.

Oh.

What else?

What do you mean, what else?

Well, I mean, what other sins?

Oh.

That wouldn't even
get you a Hail Mary.

I mean, that wouldn't
he get you a Hail.

Oh.

So what else you got?

Well, wait a
minute, let's say.

Hold on, I'm thinking.

You still thinking?

Yeah.

Truth is.

I don't have anything
else to confess.

Well, that's OK.

Sometimes you get a slow day.

I just came here to talk.

I don't have anyone to talk to.

Oh boy, am I glad to see you.

Not half as glad
as I am to see you.

I thought this
church was closed.

We felt there was a need
for it in the community.

You don't know the half of it.

You know that fire over
on Eastwood Boulevard

is going like crazy,
thousands of people

are going to be without
a place to sleep tonight

and every shelter in town is
full, churches, gyms, schools,

you name it.

What can we do?

You can take some of the men.

They'll need a place to
sleep, something to eat,

and people who are
just willing to listen.

- We'll be glad to help.
- Good.

We'll bus them over as
soon as we're ready.

Sometimes, I go to the
church on 43rd Street,

and then I go to the
one over on Overton.

Oh, and there's a real pretty
little one on 14th and Grand.

I like to go there.

You get around, don't you?

Oh, well, it's
just so embarrassing

to go to the same church.

I mean, I think I
bore the priests.

Last night, the Father
fell asleep on me.

I could hear him snoring.

It was just so embarrassing.

Could I ask a stupid question?

I mean, why don't you go
to a social or something?

I mean, if you're lonely,
why don't you meet somebody?

Oh, well, it's just, uh, I
get so embarrassed, tongue-tied.

I'm not a very
interesting person.

I'm very shy.

Yeah, well, I think
you're interesting.

You do?

Yeah, I never met a
compulsive confessor before.

Wait, wait, wait,
wait, I take that back.

There was this one
kid in reform school.

He'd confess to anything.

You were a chaplain
in reform school?

Well, I was kind of a guest.

Oh.

If you don't mind
me saying so, I mean,

you ain't so different
from everybody else.

I mean, everybody
gets lonely, but you

got to do something about it.

I mean, you got
to want something

more than to just sit on
your side of the screen

putting priests to sleep.

I do.

I want--

What?

I want to love someone.

Share my life with someone.

Have kids, a home, bake things,
have the holidays together.

Nothing very exciting
maybe, but just warm.

I want to be Missus
somebody and have kids.

Father, I know I could make
some lucky man the best wife

in the world, and you know why?

Because I'm ready to give.

I know I'm no beauty queen,
but I'm a nice person,

and there must be some man
out there who's lonely too.

Who, you know, has the same
needs and is ready to give too,

wants the same things
that I want, too.

Don't you think?

Oh, yes, there's
a lot of people

out there leading
pretty empty lives.

Believe me, I know.

It's too bad they can't
meet like this, you know,

with a screen between them.

Yeah.

Then they could just
sort of, you know,

show what's in their hearts
without having to put on airs.

You know, get to know what's
really inside a person.

Well, what's inside
you is pretty nice, Miss.

Pretty damn nice.

Thank you.

I never confessed all
that to a priest before.

You know, it really
wasn't like confessing.

It was sort of like talking.

Yeah, well, I never
had no broad talk to me

like this neither.

I mean, most of the
time, it's, honey,

can you buy me a drink,
you know what I mean?

Not really.

That doesn't matter.

Well, if you do find
somebody, he's going to be

a lucky man, a very lucky man.

Goodbye, Father.

Thank you.

Don't mention it.

Miss?

Yes, Father?

I wonder if you could help us.

We've got a real situation
on our hands here tonight.

There'll be a lot
of people coming

in here looking for shelter.

They've been burned
out of their homes.

I just wonder if
you could help us?

Doing what?

Anything.

Preparing food or talking
to them, just helping them

get through the night.

Oh, I don't know.

I'd like to, but I'm not
very good with people.

I'm kind of shy.

Please, they really need you.

I do have the
day off tomorrow.

Of course, I'll help.

I'll just go home and change.

I'll be right back.

Thank you very much.

These sirens are
giving me the willies.

Same here.

Church or no church,
were taking him.

Jonathan, listen,
I was thinking--

uh-oh.

Relax.

Excuse me, Father.

I'm looking for
a friend of mine.

Came in here tonight.

What do you want with him?

I got business with him.

Well, I'm afraid you'll have
to do that somewhere else.

This is a house of worship,
not a place to do business.

Padre, I'm trying to be nice.

The guy stole something from me.

I got to get it back.

What was it?

A briefcase.

Just a briefcase, or was
there something of value inside?

I mean, we really should
know in case we find it.

It's just a briefcase.

It's got a lot of
sentimental value.

I am a very sentimental
guy about that briefcase.

I can understand that.

Why don't you go to the police?

I don't need no cops.

I can handle this myself.

Now, I'm going to ask
you nice one more time.

Where is he?

Father?

Could you give me a hand?

I've got a truckload
of blankets and food.

Blankets and food,
you betcha, right now.

Maybe you should file a
stolen report with that officer?

Come on, let's
get out of here.

Hey, Mr. Angel, thanks
for saving my neck.

They're not gone, you know?

They'll be waiting
for you outside.

What are you going
to do, Charley?

I don't know.

Why don't you just
give them the money back?

I ripped these guys off.

I go anywhere near
them, I'm dead.

Then give the
money to the police.

That officer will be
back inside in a minute.

You're going to tell him?

No, I'm not going to tell him.

It doesn't work that way.

This is your decision
to make, not mine.

Oh, well, if it's my
decision, I'm going to keep it.

I just got to find a place
to stash it till I can figure

out how to get out of here.

Excuse me.

Charley, I don't
understand you.

Why do you want to keep it?

Why, because it's a
million bucks, that's why.

Yeah, and for
that kind of money,

they're not going to
stop looking for you.

You're going to be
running your whole life.

Now, is it really worth it?

You better believe it.

That money means
that much to you?

This stuffs a life
in this briefcase.

If you got it, you're somebody.

If you don't, you're nobody.

Nothing.

Just another chump
scrambling for a buck.

If you got it,
everybody's your friend.

If you've got it, what's
in this briefcase,

you ain't got a
care in the world.

Then why do you look
so scared, Charley?

Because I ain't figured
out how to get out of here,

that's why.

Look, Charley, I got a
busload of people coming

in here tonight who
have lost everything

they had in this world.

You want to stay in here, you're
going to have to help them.

Mr. Angel, you
got yourself a deal.

Oh, boy.

Hi, Mr. Doyle.

Where's my money, Bushy?

Mr. Doyle, we had
a little problem.

I already heard
about your problem.

Johnny the Tooth said he showed
up and you guys wasn't there.

Cops came in, Mr. Doyle.

We had to split.

Yeah, well, that can happen.

But you know I give
a couple of guys

a million bucks to make a buy
for me and they disappear.

If I was of a suspicious
nature, I might think

they was trying to rip me off.

Oh, no, Mr. Doyle, we'd
never do nothing like that.

Then where's my money?

A couple of my guys spot
the two of you sitting

out here in front of a church.

What are you going to
do, make a donation?

The money's in the
church, Mr. Doyle.

There's a guy dressed
like a priest.

He's got it.

He ain't going nowhere.

Well, if you know where it
is and you know who's got it,

why don't you get it?

I tried.

There was a cop in there.

The cop's still in there?

No, but there's a priest.

A couple of them.

Two guys, big deal?

Let's go.

But, Mr. Doyle, he's a priest.

Hey, Mick, don't kid yourself.

It's either them or you,
you know what I mean?

What the hell's going on here?

Sandwiches and coffee
are right down the front.

Sandwiches, coffee, you'll
find blankets and pillows.

Just keep moving down the front.

Sandwiches and coffee.

It'll be all right.

Sandwiches and
coffee down front.

You'll find blankets, pillows.

Just keep moving down the front.

Sandwiches and coffee.

Why don't you try
the tuna sandwich?

They're the best.

Actually, the egg
salad isn't bad either.

Sandwiches and
coffee down front.

Hey.

Hi.

Oh, we meet again, Father.

Hey, what are you doing here?

You didn't get burned
out of your apartment?

No, I came to help.

You know, I never
got your name.

Oh, Wanda.

Oh, I'm Charley.

Oh, well, pleased to
meet your Father Charley.

Sandwiches and
coffee down front.

We've got coffee and
sandwiches up there.

No.

No, I don't drink
coffee at night.

Etta says it keeps me up, but
I don't know where she is.

Father, my wife,
where is my wife?

Well, was she on
the bus with you?

No, she was in the apartment.

I was at work.

I'm a watchman.

She was in the apartment.

I tried to get in there but
the whole place was on fire.

They wouldn't let me in.

The firemen.

I couldn't get her out, Father.

Listen, maybe the
firemen got her out,

or maybe she's at
another shelter?

No, I saw all the
people they got out.

I saw them all.

She wasn't there.

I asked them all, and they
said they got everybody out,

but she wasn't there.

She must be still
in there, Father.

My Etta, the fire,
the flames, and they

couldn't get to her, Father.

Mommy, I want to go home.

Ray, take Beth.

I've got the baby.

I'm not exactly empty
handed myself, OK?

Well, I've got the baby.

I want to go home.

Kids, let's quiet down, OK?

Will you just quiet down?

Beth, be quiet.

I want to go home.

I'm sorry, honey.

Beth, I'm sorry.

I just-- Mommy and Daddy
are upset, too, Beth.

Mommy, I want to go home.

Well, we don't
have a home anymore,

do you understand that?

We don't have anything.

Excuse me, Maybe I can help.

Come here, sweetheart.

I don't want to.

I want to go home.

Oh, it's all right, darling.

Come here.

That's OK.

It's going to be all right.

I'm sure.

It's OK, honey.

Just lie back.

What are you thinking
about Charley, your money?

No, I wasn't thinking
about my money.

Then why don't you help?

Help?

How can I help?

By giving a little
for once in your life.

I'm not talking about
your precious money.

There's a lot more in
this life than what

you found in that briefcase.

Hey, there.

What's going on here?

Go away.

Oh, honey, don't talk
to the Father that way.

He's not my father.

She got you there.

Hey, what's wrong, sweetheart?

I lost me Dolly.

Oh, you had to leave your
dolly in your apartment?

Yeah.

You want to see something?

No.

This is something special.

This is something super special.

What?

Well, you got to stop crying.

See, I got to have you
complete attention,

but you're going to like
this, I promise you.

What?

I see a tear there.

I don't want to see no
tears when I show you this

because this is
something that's going

to make you the luckiest
little girl around.

When the other little
girls see you with this,

they were gonna
wish they was you.

They will?

Yeah.

Do you ever play dress up?

You ever get dressed
up like you're

a grown up beautiful lady?

Sometimes.

Well, take a look at this.

What is it?

What is it?

This, my little darling,
is a genuine two

carat diamond solitaire.

Flawless, custom
design, one of a kind.

The only one like
it in the world.

It is?

You think a priest
would lie to you?

Look at the setting,
look at the quality.

See this chain?

14 carat gold.

You see the clasp?

The clasp alone is worth
$50, and you know what?

What?

Give me your hand.

It's yours.

It's your first
grown up present,

your first real diamond.

It's mine for keeps?

Yeah.

It sure is, as long
as you stop crying.

Mommy, look, I got a diamond
with carats and everything.

Never met a broad yet who
didn't light up for a sparkly.

Any age, gets them every time.

Well, I better get back to work.

How do they feel, Charley?

What do you mean?

I mean, how do you feel?

Oh, I don't know.

Well, now, that you
mention it, I feel weird.

That good weird or bad weird?

Weird weird.

I mean, I don't feel
bad, but it's not how

I feel when I hustle somebody.

I mean, I use the
same words, but--

This time you feel good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Maybe I do.

Maybe I do feel good.

That's what's weird.

I mean, I didn't get nothing.

Oh, yes, you did, Charley,
you got that feeling.

You know, the funny thing is
the more you give like that,

the more you get that feeling.

That don't make sense.

Oh, yes, it does, Charley.

Yes, it does.

Father?

I just want to tell you
how beautiful it was

what you gave that little girl.

Oh, that, I mean,
that was nothing.

I mean, it wasn't
no real diamond.

It was just brass and glass.

I wasn't talking
about the pendant.

You gave her hope and
a beautiful memory.

Sure, you gave her
a part of yourself.

That wasn't brass and glass.

It looked like the
real thing to me.

There he is.

OK, let's go.

Good evening, Mr. Doyle.

You're talking to me?

Yeah, that is
your name, isn't it?

Grab him.

OK, what's going on?

How do you know my name?

Oh, I know a lot
about you, Mr. Doyle.

I know you're one of the biggest
drug dealers in the city.

I know you came
here tonight looking

for a briefcase full
of money trying to buy

more drugs to sell to children.

You're no priest, are you?

No, I'm no priest.

You're in with
that other phony.

No, I just met him tonight.

My boss sent me on
this assignment.

Your boss, huh?

Who was in, Jimmy the Ox?

No, no, bigger than that.

Harry the Hook?

Bigger.

Nobody's bigger than Harry
the Hook, not in this town.

God is.

What?

God is.

My boss is God/

You hear this nut?

So your boss is God, huh?

Well, you better tell me
where that briefcase is

or going to be
joining your boss.

I'll give you three.

I wouldn't talk like
that, especially in here.

1, 2, 3.

I got a feeling
you're in big trouble.

I don't blame you.

She's asleep.

You look like you're
an old hand at that.

Me?

No, I've never done this before.

Oh, that's right.

You're a priest.
- Yeah.

I wish you weren't.

I'll go get some blankets.

Better watch out, Charley.

I think she's fallen
in love with you.

Ladies and gentlemen,
ladies and gentlemen,

can I have your attention?

I have what I think is
some pretty good news.

A number of the
downtown hotels have

volunteered to make all of their
vacant rooms available to you.

[applause]

All right, all right, listen.

Listen to me.

You get your belongings together
because some buses are going

to be arriving very shortly
to take you all downtown,

all right?

[applause]

Well, I guess you won't be
needing me around here anymore.

It was nice, Father, working
with you and being around you.

It was nice.

Wanda, listen,
those buses will

be getting here pretty soon.

Remember what you said
to me in the confessional

about you looking for someone
to share your life with?

Yes, but, well--

I want that someone to be me.

But, Father--

I ain't no priest.

What?

I'm not a priest.

Look, Wanda, all
my life I've been

as phony as that fake
diamond I gave the kid,

but what I'm saying to
you now it ain't phony.

It ain't fake.

I want the same thing that you
want, and I want it with you.

But, Father.

Not Father, Charley.

Charley Trapola.

Look, let's go someplace
where we can talk, OK?

Martin, the buses are ready.

I prayed.

I prayed all night for my
Etta, that she'd come back

to me, that she'd be all right.

Martin!

Martin!

Martin!

Oh, Martin.

Etta.

Oh.

Is it-- oh, it's really you.

Wanda, there's no time.

These guys are after me.

That's why you got
to say yes or no now.

Because if it's yes, we'll
just get on one of the buses.

I'll change out of my clothes.

They won't recognize
me, but even if they do,

they won't do anything
in front of the cops.

Yeah, but if those
guys are chasing you,

why don't you just
tell the police?

Because then I got to
tell them about the money.

Wanda, this is our meal ticket.

With this we could be happy
for the rest of our lives.

It's stolen money, Charley.

It's stolen from the bad guys.

Where did they get it from?

Who did they steal it from?

Who cares?

I care.

Charley, I don't need
a million dollars.

I don't want to start
a life running away.

That's no life at all.

Wanda, my whole life I've been
waiting for a score, and this

is it.

My whole life
I've been waiting

for someone to share it with.

For one second, one beautiful
second, I thought I found him.

I guess I was wrong.

I guess I just found
brass and glass.

Wanda, with this money, it
could be diamonds, real ones.

I don't need
diamonds, Charley.

I need a home, a
nest, with a good man

to share it with who
nobody's chasing.

Goodbye, Charley.

I see you made your
decision, Charley.

You got your money.

Yeah, if I live long
enough to spend it.

Oh, you'll live long enough.

Not if those guys out there
have anything to say about it.

Those guys aren't out there.

They're gone.

What do you mean?

Gone where?

Well, the boss doesn't make
me privy to that information,

but I can guarantee
you they're gone.

You mean, I can just walk
out here with the money?

If that's what
you really want.

Yeah.

Sure.

You kidding?

Thanks, Mr. Angel.

I'll see you around.

Well, you did
your best, you know?

Yeah.

What's wrong, Charley?

Wrong?

I got a million bucks in
this case, and I'm miserable.

That's what's wrong.

Why?

You got what you wanted.

No, I didn't
get what I wanted.

I wanted it all, the
money and the girl.

Well, what do
you want with her?

With a million bucks, you
can buy a lot of company.

Not like her.

She didn't care about the money.

No, she just wanted you.

Yeah, she did, didn't she?

She cared more about me
than a million bucks.

Just me, brass and
glass, Charley.

You weren't glass
and brass to Wanda.

I don't even know
where she lives.

I don't even know her last name.

I do.

You do?

You want a lift?

Yeah.

Yeah.

The fire department now
reports full containment

by this afternoon, and
as we said earlier,

there have been no
reports of fatalities.

In a related development, a good
Samaritan has stepped forward

to ease the burden of
an awful lot of victims,

a briefcase with $1 million
has been deposited at City Hall

by an anonymous donor.

So the next time someone says
there isn't a tooth fairy

or Santa Claus or
guardian angel,

you just tell them to check
with the Mayor's office

because they know better.

Oh, Charley.

Oh, Charley.

I got to go find him.

Oh, Charley?

Charley, was that
you on the news?

Yeah.

You want to see something?

Genuine brass and
glass, one of a million.

Ain't worth two bits, unless
you say yes and put it

on your finger, then all
the money in the world

wouldn't buy
another one like it.

Well?

Yes.

Oh, Charley.

I love you.

I love you.

Hey, Mark, Mr. Angel, thanks.

Don't mention it.

Hey, Charley, how's it feel?

Like a million bucks,
can you believe it?

Charley Trapola feels
like a million bucks.

So long, Charley.

Give my best to the missus.

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