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Hunter: and you thought that
That was my little caper.

It had entered my mind.

[laughing]

Hunter: mr.
Mcgarrett should help

Us get the seed money for the
Biggest score of my career.

Hello, mr. Darcy.

Commander belding.

Say, mr. Darcy,
Navy's got a problem.

We've got a big carrier
For us coming in today.

And I think that we need
A little more currency

Than commander hutton drew.

Oh, not much, just another
$200,000, that's all.

[theme music]

[music playing]

[alarm ringing]

[knocking]

Who is it?
Mack: mack.

Well.

Any problems?
- no, not really.

Oh, a few bells went off.

But we can't all be
Perfect like you, hrh.

Ah, marvelous.
We're in business.

Hey, danno.

Welcome back, steve.

How'd it go?

Oh, I'm weary.

They, uh, gave him 5 to
10 in colorado state,

So he won't be bothering
Us for a while.

Your testimony?

Yeah-- good, strong case.

How are things here?

Well, actually, there's
Bad news and good news.

Ok, lay it on me.

The bad news is somebody broke
Into our office last night.

- in the territorial building?
- yeah.

Good news is he
Didn't take anything.

You're kidding.

Why would anyone break into an
Office and not take anything?

As a matter of fact,
He even left something.

This.

[music playing]

Would you sign these
Signature cards, please?

Certainly.

Our bank at san diego
Will be sending you

A sizable draft in a day or so.

Meanwhile, I trust
That this will

Be enough to open our account.

- of course.
- thank you.

No problem?

No, you didn't really
Expect any, did you, janice?

No, as of now, pacific
Equipment company

Has a nice, legitimate,
Little bank account.

- hm.
- whew.

They don't make you look
That different, you know.

No, no, but just in case
Of any little difficulty,

It gives the witness something
Distinctive to remember

And forget everything else.

[giggling]

Well, I say that we're
Looking pretty good.

- mm-hm.
- what is it?

A week from tuesday
Till the next meeting?

And do they meet
Every week on tuesday?

- mr. Mcgarrett?
- yeah.

Can you please autograph
Your picture on the cover?

Why do you want
My autograph, son?

I'm not a ball player.

Because when I grow up,
I want to be a detective--

Just like you.

You do, huh?
Ok.

There you go.
You got it.

Thank you.

Wow, how'd we do, calvin?

Real cool.

Yeah?

You know, you're right.

And for you, a
Nice, crisp $2 bill.

Hm?

Well, it's ok?
Hunter: perfect.

The guard hasn't
Changed much since he

Arranged my four-to-eight
Vacation at leavenworth.

I wonder if he'd say
The same about you.

Oh, he's probably
Forgotten all about me.

But I haven't forgotten about
Him, which is why I've decided

That mr. Mcgarrett
Should help us

Get the seed money for the
Biggest score of my career.

Why don't you watch hrh?

You might learn something.

What's to learn?

Simple enough, just
Trace the signature.

There, mack, my boy,
You're 100% wrong.

A skilled document
Examiner can detect

A trace signature 10-feet away.

Mack: yeah, well, all these are
A little different than the one

On the magazine.

Hunter: precisely.

And they should be
Because no one duplicates

His own signature exactly.

But a tracing always reveals
Stops and starts, a labored

Precision, too smooth a line.

Child's play for an
Expert to detect.

So how do you do it?

I put myself inside
The mind of my subject.

A few practice
Signatures like these,

And then my hands
And fingers become

Those of steve mcgarrett.

And they sign his name
Exactly as he would sign it--

Spontaneously, undetectably.

And I think we're ready.

[music playing]

Oh, will you look at that.

Ok, what have we got?

What we've got is zero so far.

Chase says the front door
Was picked, not locked.

Same with the supply cabinet.

There are slight
Striations because he used

A pick-lock tool, not a key.

What about fingerprints?

Well, as danny says, nothing.

The guy probably wore gloves.

No question we're
Dealing with an expert.

An expert who deliberately
Breaks into government office

And steals nothing?

Well, maybe he broke
Into the wrong office?

No.
No, I doubt it.

Or else the alarm
Went off, the night

Watchman surprised him before
He could get what he was after.

No, I think an expert would
Realize that there were alarms.

Let me tell you
Something, gentlemen.

I think that our expert knew
Exactly what he was after,

Exactly what he was doing.

And we're going to
Find out what it was.

- hi.
- may I help you?

Yes, I'm the one who called
About the state tax bulletin.

Oh, right.

I'll get you a copy.

It'll just take a second.

[music playing]

Here you go.

Thank you very much.

You're welcome.

603, please.

Hrh?
Janice.

It just came.

All the little
Souvenir shops sell them.

Tourist buy them
By the thousands.

It would take us forever
To run this down.

Hey, what's
Going on out there?

Steven, can you
Come out for a minute?

Sure.
Who is it?

Bill stevens,
State controller.

Oh, yeah.
Hey, bill.

How are ya?

Seeing how the other half lives?

Purely utilitarian,
Very functional.

What can we do for you?

This is like the
Same old stuff.

That's because it
Is the same old stuff.

Hey, what happened to
$14,000 worth of new furniture

And equipment you requisitioned?

I requisitioned?

Here's the form--

Signed by you, steve.

Just two things
Wrong with this, bill.

I've never seen it before,
And this is not my signature.

We may have a very serious
Situation here, steve.

Let me explain.
- yeah, I wish you would.

The governor's secretary got
A phone call from a newspaper

Columnist tracking down
A rumor, corruption

In the five-o offices.

From a newspaper columnist?

And they're talking
About corruption?

That's funny.

Well, anyway, she called me.

And as much as this is the only
Thing of any consequence that's

Come from you to me
In the last few weeks,

I, uh, though I better
Come over and check it out.

Well, now you have.

And I've told you there
Is no new furniture,

No new equipment, and I
Never requisitioned any.

So if you'll excuse me,
Bill, I have work to do.

The state has already
Paid out the money, steve.

- to whom?
- not even locked.

Yeah, it's a drop,
Nothing but a phony front.

It's working.

Doubled faced tape.

Bill: tom, bill.

About the pacific
Equipment check--

You sure?

When?

Don't tell me.

Check has been cashed.

Deposited in a
Pacific equipment

Account, hawaii national bank.

Half hour later, the
President of pacific equipment

Showed up, withdrew
The entire amount.

You know something, gentlemen?

I've been had.

Neat as you please,
I've been set up.

But why?

I don't know.

I don't know, but
I'm gonna find out.

[music playing]

$13,800, $13,900,
$14,000 and change.

[giggling]

And let us not forget
Our generous benefactor

Who made this all possible,
Although he doesn't know it--

Mr. Steve mcgarrett.

Well, chief?

Steve, you say you
Didn't sign this.

And I believe you.

But if you hadn't told
Me, I'd have to swear

The signature is genuine.

It's the best job of
Forgery I've ever seen.

At least it
Explains one thing--

In order to pull the
Swindle, they had to have

The proper requisition forms.

It's all they needed.

It's all they took.

So how do we find
Our paperhanger?

We're dealing with
A top pro here, danno.

He's cool, skilled,
And intelligent.

Contact the fbi in washington,
Get their current list

Of top paperhangers.

Right.

Oh, one more thing--

In order to forge my signature,
He had to have a copy.

Now where did he get it?

He never touched
The letter file.

You haven't been giving
Out autographs, have you?

Wait a minute.

The other day after the
Rotary club luncheon, some kid

Asked me to sign my picture on
The cover of honolulu magazine.

He was a little
Leaguer, I think.

He had a green and
White uniform on,

And it was a yellow
Peak on his cap.

Chin, I've got a hunch.

See if you can find that kid.

Ok, I'll give it a try.

You know what that
Little guy said?

He wanted to be a detective.

[music playing]

Now if we can just have your
Endorsement, commander hutton.

How long were they inside?

12 minutes, 23 seconds.

Carter finley-- favorite
Mo, postal money orders.

Last known address--
Hartford, connecticut.

Wesley m. Colton-- favorite
Mo, stolen credit cards.

Last known address--
Miami beach.

There are a lot more.

Keep going, danno.

Hunter r. Hickey--

Hunter r. Hickey?

Also known as hrh--

Favorite mo, check forgery.

You mean he's out?

Yeah.

Hunter r. Hickey--

Hrh.

I'd almost forgotten about him.

Do you remember a few years ago
We tipped the detroit police

About some stolen
Travelers checks

And I had to fly back east to
Testify against the forger?

That's he.

You sure he's out.

According to the
Fbi report-- released

From leavenworth may 16.

Maybe this is just
A wild hunch, danno--

Or wishful thinking-- but
This is just the sort of caper

That hrh might have dreamed up.

Pull his file.

Now, if he's in the islands,
I want to talk to him.

Right.

[knocking]

Who's there?

Janice: janice.

Did you see the paper yet?

Listen to this-- big carrier
Task force due into pearl

Friday from the far east.
Huh?

What do you think?

Friday?

Hm, that's a tight schedule.

But I think we can make it.

Decision time-- friday is d-day.

Um, hrh, didn't
You say that it

Was absolutely impossible
For steve mcgarrett

To get a make on you?

I did.

Well, what about this?

At hawaii five-o's
Instigation, hawaii police

Are combing the state for
A master forger recently

Released from leavenworth.
- let me see that.

Don't tell us our
Mastermind goofed!

Impossible.

Mcgarrett is guessing--
Just guessing.

Yeah, but, uh, hrh, if he
Does have something on you,

We gotta know by friday.

Well, there's one
Sure way to find out.

Isn't there?

Well, what can I
Do for you, hickey?

Hunter r. Hickey
At your service.

We're old friends,
Mr. Mcgarrett.

You may call me hunter.

I didn't expect to
See you out so soon.

But you were, of course,
Uh, a model prisoner.

Of course.

What brings you here?

The afternoon paper.

You have, I'm sure, seen it.

Steve: we have.

I gather that you've
Been looking for me.

If so, may I ask the charge?

No charge-- yet.

But we do have a few
Questions we'd like to ask.

Ask away.

You see before you
A reformed man.

All I want to do is be an
Honest, contributing island

Citizen.

The last thing that I would
Want is a misunderstanding

With the police.

That all sounds very noble.

We'd like to ask you what
You know about a company

Called pacific equipment.

And $14,000 worth of
Nonexistent office furniture.

Oh, is that what--

[laughing] I heard those
Rumors, very embarrassing

For your office, mcgarrett.

And you thought that
That was my little caper?

And I wanted revenge
Because you'd put me away?

It had entered my mind.

No way.

Oh, those years of
My confinement--

Leavenworth is not exactly
A garden spot, you know.

They taught me wisdom.

They really did.

I'm glad.

They showed me the
Course that my life

Should take after my release--

A straight and narrow.

A way that I could
Teach others to avoid

The mistakes of my life.

How would you go
About doing that?

Through my memoirs.

The only reason that I've
Come back to the islands

Is to write my memoirs.

What would you
Use for a title?

How about "The last of
The great paperhanger."

[laughing] Not bad.

Not bad.

I was, you know--
In all modesty--

I was always the class
Of our profession.

Some of my, uh--
Some of my scores

Are still thought of
As, well, classics.

I'll send you an
Autographed copy of my book.

Signed with your own name?

Now that would be a novelty.

Far be it from me
To mind little jokes

At the expense of my past.

But some things I do
Mind, such as this--

Articles planted
In the newspapers.

In the future, unless
You have solid evidence

Or are preferring
Charges, I don't want

To read any more such stories.

I shall be forced to
Bring legal redress.

Do I make myself clear?

[music playing]

Did you buy any of that?

Not one word,
Danno-- not one word.

Our friend came here
For just one reason--

To see if we had
Anything on him--

Because he's
Planning a big score.

Now, I'll lay you odds on that.

[music playing]

How much it cost?

$1,750.

Beat him down from $2,100.

How we doing?

Hey, beautiful.

Mm-hm.

You could always get
A job as a sign painter

If things get tough.

You know, the hours
Aren't too good.

And as for the pay, forget it.

How about the uniforms?

Oh, they should be ready.

I'll check on them.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You're move, wan li.

Since you called,
I've been thinking

About your requirements.

I believe imported
Talent might be best.

Imported from where?

Seattle-- I think.

They can come in the
Morning, perform for you,

Leave on the noon plane.

How much will they cost?

$1,000 apiece--
Plus travel expenses.

And of course, my fee--

Another $2,500.

Sounds a little steep.

Mack told me you would
Accept nothing but the best.

Very well.

This is calvin.

He plays right field
For the kaimuki sharks.

He got two hits today.

Calvin said he's the one who
Asked you for an autograph.

Yeah, he's the one all right.

Hi-ya, calvin.

Sit up here, will ya?

Now, let me ask you
Something-- just between us.

Did you really
Want my autograph?

Or did someone else
Ask you to get it?

How'd you know?

I'm a detective, remember?

Is this the man?

No, it was a lady--

A real pretty lady.

She gave me $2,
And she kissed me.

This kid is getting too
Big for little league.

Yeah.

Ok, calvin, come on.

Take him down and let him
Look through the mug books.

Maybe we'll get lucky.

[music playing]

[explosion]

Ok, I'll bring
You change, sailor.

Here you go, hon.

Hey, honey, what
Are you doing tonight?

Going home to my husband.

He's a lieutenant commander
In the shore patrol.

[laughing]

Steve should be
Back any minute.

Got your message, danno.

What's the problem?

You're not gonna believe this.

Well, actually, there is
Bad news and good news.

Again?

The bad news is
Last night somebody

Blew the safe at the downtown
Branch of the government

Printing office.

And the good news is that
They didn't take anything.

Right.

Danno, contact
The secret service.

Get permission for
You and che to go over

That room with their lab boys.
- will do.

Steve, about that
Building equipment company,

Building manager says the girl
Rented the store for 30 days,

Paid them in cash.

And the bank account?

Owned by a dude who
Called him abner hobson.

Reddish hair, steel-rimmed
Glasses, that all

The cashier could remember.

No make on him anywhere,
Obviously a phony name.

Gentlemen, I
Think it's time we

Paid some very special attention
To our friend hunter r. Hickey.

I want a 24-hour tail on him.

Now, if our
Paperhanger so much as

Sticks his nose
Outside his hotel room,

I want to know about it.

[music playing]

Well, I don't see.

Yes, frank.

Since we only took one blank
Check, how come only $200,000?

Why not a half a million?

Did I ever tell you how
They catch monkeys in africa?

No.

Well, they take an
Empty coconut shell

And tie it to a tree with some
Nuts inside and a little hole

Just big enough for
Him to get his hand in.

Now what the hell
Has that got to do

With a half a million dollars?

The monkey comes along, sticks
In his hand, grabs the nuts.

But the hole is too small
For him to get his fist out,

But he won't let
Go of those nuts.

He wants them so
Bad, he won't let go.

And they catch him.

So?

So the point is
Not to be so greedy.

Right.

$200,000, a local
Bank can handle.

But a half a million,
Might have to go

To fisco, the federal reserve.

That means a delay of 48 hours.

Do you want to sit
And wait for 48 hours?

Now this is something that
Might interest you both.

I didn't invent the
Technique, but I did--

I did perfect it.

Janice, that navy payroll
Check that you cashed.

First, a length of inked
Ribbon of the proper color,

Then a strip of cellophane
Tape to cover the ribbon.

Then a sharp stylus to
Trace the signature.

I thought you said a traced
Signature can be detected.

I did.

But this is a machine signature,
Requires a different technique.

[music playing]

There you are.

Every bit as authentic as the
Original machine signature.

It would fool any bank.

Hunter: so-- well, I'd say it's
Time for our little phone call.

Hawaii national bank?

Uh, may we speak with
A cashier, please?

Pearl harbor
Switchboard calling.

Mr. Darcy, we have
A call for you

From our fleet
Dispersing office.

Hold on, please.

Hello, mr. Darcy?

Uh, commander belding.

Yes, acting disbursement
Officer at pearl.

Commander hutton is on leave.

Say, mr. Darcy,
Navy's got a problem.

We've got a big carrier
For us coming in today.

And I think that we need
A little more currency

Than commander hutton drew.

If I brought along
Another treasury check,

Could you help us out?

Oh, not much, just
Another 200,000.

That's all.

You can.

Oh, that's fine, mr. Darcy.

Navy appreciate you.

Goodbye.
[cheering]

[music playing]

Here, for you.

Thank you.

Danno: so everything's
Accounted for up to here.

- yes.
- mr. Williams?

I don't know whether this
Means anything, but look.

This shipment of treasury checks
Stamped and ready to go out

To the navy at pearl,
There's one blank check

Missing from the back.

One blank check?

If it were
Misprinted or damaged,

Then it would be stamped void,
But it wouldn't be thrown away.

Get me steve mcgarrett.

[music playing]

That's it, danno-- got to be.

They broke into a government
Office and blew the safe--

All for one blank check.

But why?

I could understand taking
Treasury certificates,

Bonds, even passport forms.

But a blank government check?

And a navy check at that.

Well, they could cash it for
A few hundred dollars, sure.

But not for any
Larger amount, no way.

Why do you say
That, mr. Helms?

Navy security procedure.

It would have to be cashed
By a dispersing officer

With the proper credentials,
Uniformed, armed guards,

And a convoy of navy vehicles.

I see.

Thank you.

Let's go, danno.

I smell a pro here, danno.

What is our friend hunter
R. Hickey doing right now?

Driving around downtown
Honolulu with chin and duke

On his tail.

They can't make him out.

Just driving around?

Yeah.

Doesn't make sense.

Doesn't feel right.

Oh, uh, mr. Helms, one
More thing-- would you

Mind notifying all oahu banks
About that stolen check and

The serial number immediately?
- certainly.

Thank you.

All set?

All right, let's go--

Very cool.

[music playing]

Chin ho.
Steve (on radio): mcgarrett.

Yeah, steve.

Steve (on radio):
What's your heading?

We're on waiola street.

Steve (on radio): his
Highness tipped his hand?

No, he hasn't made a move yet.

He seems to be
Heading out of town.

Steve (on radio):
Stay with him, chin.

We're all ready
For you, commander.

Mr. Darcy.

Here you are.

It's all ready to be counted.

Fine.

Commander hutton and the
Boys will appreciate this.

Correct to the penny.

If you'll just endorse this.

All in order.

And I'll see you out, commander.

Ah, thank you.

There's an important phone
Call for you, mr. Darcy.

Have them hold
It just one moment.

Uh, the navy's grateful for
Your cooperation, mr. Darcy.

Just keep on defending us.

Thank you.

[music playing]

They what?

Man (on radio): a navy
Officer just cashed

That stolen treasury
Check at the bank

Of honolulu for $200,000.

Our friend hrh, huh?

How's that possible?

Chin and duke have been
Tailing him all morning.

Yeah.

Officer!
Could you help me?

Those two men have been
Following me all morning.

I had no idea.

They all seemed so legitimate.

I had no reason to doubt.

Excuse me.

It wasn't hrh in that car
We were following, steve.

It was a girl.

She tricked us.

So it was our
Old friend hunter

R. Hickey, after all, huh?

And he got away with it.

Yeah, maybe.

Maybe not.
Let's go.

Thank you, boys.

Thank you.

First rate, professional
All the way.

See you on the mainland
One of these days.

All right, boys, on your
Way as quick as you can.

We did it!

We did it!

I just heard it on the radio.

Did you have any doubt?

We better get going if
Want to get on that plane.

Now just one
Thing that we have

To take care of--
The staff car has

To go back where it came from.

Why?

Because if they find it here,
They might trace it to us.

There's nothing to it, mack.

You bring it back to the lot.

We pick you up at
The corner, and we

Zoom right out to the airport.

Well, I don't like it.

- trust me.
- ok.

- there we go.
- ok.

Can you make it, mack?

Oh, I'm all right.

You're clear.

Uh, hello, police department,
The man who took that staff

Car-- the navy staff car--

Is returning it to
The lot where he

Got it in just a few minutes.

While the police are busy with
Mack, we'll be on our plane

And away.

But why?

Things will be a lot
Cozier without him.

If he should talk--

No, he's not gonna talk.

He won't know that
We tipped them off.

Now come along, love.

Here we go.

Overhead announcer: flight
Number 218 for los angeles

Now ready for board at gate 7.
- that's us.

Uh, you go ahead.

We won't board
Together, just in case.

Overhead announcer: flight
Number 218 for los angeles now

Ready for boarding at gate 7.

Thank you.
Thank you.

Just a moment, sir.

Would you mind opening
The carry-on bag?

What'd you say?

Would you please
Open your bag?

Why?

For a special security
Inspection, sir.

Well, this is
Highly irregular.

Uh, whose bright idea was this?

Mine.

Damn.

Wha--

You mind opening?

Or shall we?

It's just been through
That thing, you know.

Oh, that valet of mine.

You know, you just can't
Get good help these days.

One minute, miss.

Calvin, is this the pretty
Lady who paid you to get

Mr. Mcgarrett's autograph?

Sure is.

Hi.

Could I have a look
In that bag, please?

[music playing]

Well, what do you know.

You know, I just can't
Figure out where I went wrong--

Every detail planned,
Executed perfectly.

Except one.

Now, when you break
Into a man's office,

You should always make it
A point to steal something.

That's what did you in.

Danno, book them.

[music playing]

Aloha.

[theme music]