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(whistles)
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(quacks)
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(rhythmic beeping)
MAN: From what I can see, Dave,
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it's not flowingin at all.
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There's heavy clogging inseveral of the main arteries.
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DAVE:
Well, Tom, I suppose
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this is an all tooinevitable response
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to the stress ofeveryday life.
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Hey, right you are, Dave.
(horns honking)
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Tens of thousands of peopleescaping the rat race
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for the stress-free solitude
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of Castle KingdomAmusement Park.
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(angry shouting)
We're live via helicopter
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with the KPOVdrive-time report.
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Let's take a lookat how this blistering heat
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is affecting things.
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(horns honking,
radiators hissing)
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(popping)
Uh-oh!
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(popping)
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(explosion)
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(horns honking)
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I think my keen eyefor news
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is aboutto pay off, Dave.
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I'm getting a report ofa possible grand mal seizure
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in one of the carsblocked in traffic.
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I'll radio an ambulance
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after I give our viewers
a close-up
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of something they have
no right to be privy to.
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It's a gas pedal, diaper-butt!
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It won't bite!
Move it! Move it!
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Where is a forklift
when you need one?
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"D" is for drive, dipstick!
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Ooh, refresh me...
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Middle finger straight up
mean a left turn in this state?!
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What the hell
are you staring at?!
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(horns honking)
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Bad enough I gotta be stuck
out here,
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I don't need some busybody
sticking his face
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into something
that's none of his business.
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Shazam!
Lady, those things real
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or did you have to pay
to make them point that way?!
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Duckman, pipe down!
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You're embarrassing us!
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Embarrassing you?
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I think you got
the jump on me there
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the day you decided spandex
was a good look for you.
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(gasps)
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Wait, Aunt Bernice.
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Perhaps you'd like to put off
thrashing Dad until after
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he's paid
our admission.
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Thank you, son.
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CHARLES:
Dad, I think Aunt Bernice's
ultimate concern
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is the example you're setting
for your children.
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At ten, ten, and 15,
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we're still subject
to emulating
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even the most crass and
reprehensible behavior
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of our significant elders.
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Including smoking!
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Right. Like my cigarettes
are really hurting anyone.
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(explosion, people screaming)
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(brass fanfare playing)
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(roller coaster rumbling)
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(fanfare continues playing)
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Hi, everyone.
Welcome to Castle Kingdom...
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the land of magic, merriment,
and make-believe.
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Remember: no smoking,
no littering,
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no eating on rides,
no public displays of affection,
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no black socks and sandals,
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no percentage of the gross,
no interracial dating,
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no tantrums,
no visible butt cleavage,
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and no on Proposition 24.
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No hands!
(water splashing)
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Hey, everyone, look.
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We've inadvertently
found ourselves on line
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for the Dragon of Death.
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No way!
I don't care what it's for,
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we're not waiting in this line!
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Ah, why not?
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Come on, Dad.
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It's the most popular ride
in the park, Dad.
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The other kids are doing it.
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And if the other kids jumped off
a cliff, would you?
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How many of them?
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AJAX:
* A hundred and nine thousand,
six hundred *
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* And fifty-two
bottles of beer on the wall *
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* A hundred and nine thousand,
six hundred *
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* And fifty-two
bottles of beer... *
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Family, awake!
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We're next!
Huh?
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Yuck! What the..?
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Damn it, Bernice!
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You let another bird
build a nest in your mouth!
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Mambo, look, the park is open
for 12 more minutes!
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We're actually going
to get on a ride!
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Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh,
boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!
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Nothing can stop us now!
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(people shouting)
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Gangway! Rich and famous
celebrity coming through.
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Come on, come on, move it!
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(grunting)
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Hey, come back here, you
steroid-sucking chrome domes!
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I don't care who he is,
you picked the wrong duck
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to knock down and walk all over!
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You the duck we knocked down
and walked all over?
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He sure is!
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And he says,
"You picked the wrong d..."
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(chuckles nervously)
Kids...
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Get trampled,
break a rib or two...
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they get the crazy idea
it's a bad thing.
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Mail this general release form
preventing you from suing for:
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...and shooting your dog
for the sheer fun of it,
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and you get a free 8x10 glossy
of my boss, Vile Kyle.
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ALL:
Vile Kyle?
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Ooh... that man
makes my elbows sweat.
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Vile Kyle?
Never heard of him.
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Dad, he's a world-famous
daredevil and self-promoter.
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You know, they guy who
jumped over the Grand Canyon,
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the Twin Towers...
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and, in his recent "thank
you to my fans" special,
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flew his rocket car
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over 250 fawning volunteers.
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He would have made it
if it wasn't for that headwind.
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Vile Kyle.
You haven't seen brave
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till you've seen me
tame a roller coaster!
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(all gasp)
Huh?
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(people retching)
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(nervous chuckle)
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You know, these sissy rides
just aren't scary enough.
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I'll just go over there
and do something more exciting.
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(chuckles nervously)
Like pick my teeth.
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Hmm. I guess Duckman's
really Chickenman.
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(all laughing)
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AJAX:
He's sure no Vile Kyle.
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MAMBO:
He is a less-than-
ideal role model.
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(cats yowling)
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(evil laughter)
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Whoa, whoa, hey!
What th...?
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Let me off this thing!
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Sit back, my child.
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You don't want to get hurt.
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Hey, listen, Sister, the only
thing that's going to hurt me
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on this wimp-mobile
is an act of God.
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(metallic rattling,
Duckman grunts)
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(man groaning)
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Who the hell are you?
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The doctor.
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At least until I've exhausted
all the pills
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Doctor? Oh, yeah, right...
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I, uh, hit my head while
rescuing the baby from that...
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you know... runaway, uh...
burning thing.
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Actually,
your head is fine.
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But we discovered you had
comprehensive health insurance
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so we ran hundreds
of expensive tests
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to see what else
we could come up with.
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The good news is you don't
have a yeast infection.
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Oh, you do, however,
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need an immediate
adrenal gland transplant.
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Adrenal gland transplant?!
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What the hell are you
trying to pull here?
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I want a second opinion!
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Oh... no, no,
no, no, no.
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I've been down
that road before.
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Better-educated
and equipped doctors
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telling my patients
they're fine and then what?!
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They never come back!
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I have proof--
proof--
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of your condition.
Here's your EKG.
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Here's where I remembered
to plug it in.
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I didn't get around
to a blood test,
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but, hey, the sight
of that stuff
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makes me blow lunch anyway.
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I did run cat scans,
MRIs, and urine tests.
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And as you can see,
they are all conclusive.
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I'm surprised
you never noticed any symptoms.
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Are you
sometimes irritable?
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What's it to you,
butt-head?!
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Do you lack energy?
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No way. After a
three, four hour nap
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and some prescription
drugs, I'm raring to go.
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Do you ever want to mud wrestle
with sumo waitresses?
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What?
Well, actually,
that's not a symptom.
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I belong to a little club
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and we're looking
for new members.
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Really?!
(clears throat): I mean, well...
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Well, you know, coincidentally,
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we just got a fresh
adrenal gland.
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Shall we get started
with the slice and dice?
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Wait a minute! Hold it!
I got a thing about operations.
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Ever since
that little appendectomy mishap.
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Good thing I already had kids.
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("Greensleeves" melody):
* Here lies your dad *
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* He got hurt on the rides *
(bell jingling)
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* We'll cut open his chest
and pull out his insides... *
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Dad! Dad!
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Are you all right?
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We heard what happened.
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Shh. Don't disturb your father.
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He's still recovering
from his death-defying ride
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on Mr. Cottontail's Bunny Hop!
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(howling laughter)
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I don't know how else
to break this to you...
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your father needs a
new adrenal gland.
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Oh, my God!
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Look, the gland I got
is fine the way it is,
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and that's that, okay?
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But, Dad, the lack
of a sufficient adrenal gland
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may explain why you were scared
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to go on the Dragon of Death
with us.
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Not to mention the hundred
other ways fear and laziness
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have kept you from doing
things we can look up to.
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But I don't want
someone else's gland in my body.
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I could change.
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I could become
a totally different person,
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completely unrecognizable
to anyone who knows me.
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What's the down side?
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(laughing)
AUNT BERNICE:
Chickenman.
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AJAX:
He's sure no Vile Kyle.
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MAMBO:
He is a less-than-idealrole model.
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DUCKMAN:
How come you hear these voicesin your head every week?
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Okay, Doc, let's do it.
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You're letting me go in?!
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I mean, wise choice.
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Nurse! Scalpel!
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Clamp! Suction!
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I'll be okay, right, Doc?
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The-The kids will like
the new me.
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Of course, they will.
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This time,
I know I'll get it right.
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(vacuum cleaner running,
Charles and Mambo crying)
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He's gone! Gone!
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Snatched away at his peak.
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We didn't even
(sniffles)
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get a chance
to say good-bye.
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Or tell him how much
we really loved him.
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Hey, don't cry.
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I came through. I'm okay.
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Who gives a rat's butt?!
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We're talking about Vile Kyle.
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He died at the park yesterday
right before you got hurt.
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A bunch of hungry nuns
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accidentally knocked him
into a snack stand.
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He fell into the
cotton candy machine
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and died in a cocoon
of spun sugar.
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(shuddering groan)
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Another senseless,
religion-based confection death.
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DUCKMAN:
Wait a minute.
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Vile Kyle died
right before I got hurt?
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The doctor said
there was a fresh donor.
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That must mean
I got Vile Kyle's gland.
250
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Wow. The adrenal gland
of a daredevil!
251
00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:29,634
And you know what?
I do feel different.
252
00:09:29,701 --> 00:09:32,133
In fact, I'm starting to get
the strangest urges.
253
00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:34,901
You said you'd see a therapist
if those ever came back.
254
00:09:34,968 --> 00:09:37,133
Not those urges.
255
00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:39,534
I'll be back faster
than you can say turbocharge.
256
00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:43,767
(hammer pounding)
257
00:09:48,534 --> 00:09:50,701
Hey, love to rebuild the garage,
but I'm off to work.
258
00:09:50,767 --> 00:09:53,601
Bah! Why slow myself down
with a car?
259
00:09:54,701 --> 00:09:56,300
(running footsteps)
260
00:09:56,367 --> 00:09:57,934
I'm here.
What do you got for me?
261
00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,467
Things, stuff,
more things and stuff?
262
00:09:59,534 --> 00:10:00,534
Mr. Duckman...
263
00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:01,767
Save it!
You'd love to say something
264
00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:03,534
disgustingly cute, cuddly
and politically correct,
265
00:10:03,601 --> 00:10:05,467
then I'll get PO'd and commit
an unthinkably brutal act.
266
00:10:05,534 --> 00:10:06,767
Let's cut to the chase.
267
00:10:09,801 --> 00:10:12,067
(explosion)
268
00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:14,167
Morning, pig o' my heart.
It's a new day.
269
00:10:14,234 --> 00:10:15,734
Everything's different.
Everything's changed.
270
00:10:15,801 --> 00:10:18,501
I got an adrenal gland
transplant from Vile Kyle.
271
00:10:18,567 --> 00:10:20,767
I got all his energy,
his strength, his courage.
272
00:10:20,834 --> 00:10:21,767
Hut, hut, hut!
273
00:10:21,834 --> 00:10:22,968
(yells, glass breaking)
274
00:10:23,033 --> 00:10:24,534
Not to mention his eye
for judging distances.
275
00:10:24,601 --> 00:10:25,901
So I'm a little
new at it.
276
00:10:25,968 --> 00:10:28,033
The point is I'm ready to attack
life with a new abandon.
277
00:10:28,100 --> 00:10:30,300
I got thrills to seek,
deaths to defy,
278
00:10:30,367 --> 00:10:31,968
mattress tags to tear off.
279
00:10:32,033 --> 00:10:33,968
You realize, of course,
science would frown at the idea
280
00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:35,300
that a glandular
transplant
281
00:10:35,367 --> 00:10:36,901
could manifest
into behavioral change.
282
00:10:36,968 --> 00:10:38,267
Can it and sell it
to someone else, bacon boy.
283
00:10:38,334 --> 00:10:39,634
If I were interested in science,
284
00:10:39,701 --> 00:10:40,968
I wouldn't have spent
all that classroom time
285
00:10:41,033 --> 00:10:42,367
in the porno arcade.
286
00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:44,100
Then perhaps you'd like to focus
your new-found energy
287
00:10:44,167 --> 00:10:46,701
on the person who just called us
about a case.
288
00:10:46,767 --> 00:10:48,267
Caller's name?
Doris Applebottom.
289
00:10:48,334 --> 00:10:50,501
Someone stole her six-year-old
daughter's Tinkling Tammy doll.
290
00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:51,701
Suspects?
291
00:10:51,767 --> 00:10:53,133
Little Timmy Tupperman,
the boy next door.
292
00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:54,601
Motive?
She pulled his pants down
293
00:10:54,667 --> 00:10:55,934
in front of
her first grade class.
294
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,234
When will people learn?
295
00:10:57,300 --> 00:10:59,267
Let's polka!
296
00:11:05,934 --> 00:11:07,868
(women laughing)
297
00:11:22,234 --> 00:11:24,667
(phones ringing)
Duckman Investigations.
Please hold.
298
00:11:24,734 --> 00:11:27,000
Duckman Investigations.
Please hold.
299
00:11:27,067 --> 00:11:28,367
Duckman Investiga...
300
00:11:28,434 --> 00:11:29,934
(distant siren wailing)
301
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,167
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.
302
00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:35,367
Ah, gentlemen, the murderer
has left us his calling card.
303
00:11:35,434 --> 00:11:38,434
This soil
is only found in one place.
304
00:11:38,501 --> 00:11:39,601
Your backyard!
305
00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:40,701
(gasps)
306
00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:41,767
(laughs)
307
00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:42,767
Please hold,
please hold.
308
00:11:42,834 --> 00:11:44,200
Yes, ma'am,
please hold.
309
00:11:44,267 --> 00:11:45,767
Please hold.
Please hold.
Please hold.
310
00:11:45,834 --> 00:11:47,400
Judging by the hair sample
311
00:11:47,467 --> 00:11:49,200
I found nestled
in the carpet weave,
312
00:11:49,267 --> 00:11:50,434
the culprit is...
313
00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:51,601
you!
314
00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:53,467
Sir Edmund
Patten Vags.
315
00:11:53,534 --> 00:11:56,200
I say, old chap,
how did you know?
316
00:11:56,267 --> 00:11:58,234
I didn't... till now.
317
00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,300
Take him away!
318
00:12:00,367 --> 00:12:01,534
BOTH (rapidly):
Duckman, please hold.
319
00:12:01,601 --> 00:12:03,234
Duckman, please hold.
Duckman, please hold.
320
00:12:05,033 --> 00:12:07,701
(squealing)
321
00:12:12,367 --> 00:12:13,968
Have a souvenir.
322
00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:15,968
(French accent):
Ah, Monsieur Duckman!
323
00:12:16,033 --> 00:12:18,868
So good to see you again.
324
00:12:18,934 --> 00:12:21,367
Our finest table.
325
00:12:21,434 --> 00:12:23,467
DUCKMAN:
Save it for the
tourists, Fritz.
326
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:24,634
I'll take that table.
327
00:12:24,701 --> 00:12:25,801
The light's better.
328
00:12:25,868 --> 00:12:27,367
But they have
just been served.
329
00:12:27,434 --> 00:12:28,767
Perfect.
330
00:12:28,834 --> 00:12:30,434
We'll have what they're
having... literally.
331
00:12:30,501 --> 00:12:31,667
(laughing)
332
00:12:31,734 --> 00:12:33,634
(popping, people gasping)
333
00:12:33,701 --> 00:12:35,100
Rad, Dad.
Wow!
334
00:12:35,167 --> 00:12:36,267
Killer.
335
00:12:36,334 --> 00:12:38,767
Your table, sir,
and naturally
336
00:12:38,834 --> 00:12:41,601
we will still bill
everything to them
337
00:12:41,667 --> 00:12:44,167
because you are Duckman.
338
00:12:44,234 --> 00:12:46,601
(laughing)
339
00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:48,300
We shared a moment, Fritz.
It's over. Beat it.
340
00:12:48,367 --> 00:12:50,167
But of course.
341
00:12:50,234 --> 00:12:50,968
(popping)
342
00:12:52,567 --> 00:12:54,167
Duckman's bread!
343
00:12:54,234 --> 00:12:55,601
(all shouting)
344
00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:57,334
(clears throat)
345
00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,767
Mr. Duckman, sir?
Excuse me.
346
00:12:59,834 --> 00:13:02,167
My wife is a great
admirer of yours.
347
00:13:02,234 --> 00:13:04,934
In fact, she's something
of an amateur detective.
348
00:13:05,033 --> 00:13:07,300
Zoiks! If you ask me,
she's something of an eyesore.
349
00:13:07,367 --> 00:13:11,000
Well, would it be
too much trouble
350
00:13:11,067 --> 00:13:12,534
for you to ask
her to dance?
351
00:13:12,601 --> 00:13:13,901
Sorry. Haven't had my shots.
352
00:13:13,968 --> 00:13:15,133
Jesus marimba!
353
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,367
Who's the talent?
354
00:13:16,434 --> 00:13:17,534
(slurping)
That's my daughter.
355
00:13:17,601 --> 00:13:20,000
Well, thank God
for hospital mix-ups.
356
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:22,000
Tell me, Casper,
how old is she?
357
00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:23,167
Fourteen.
358
00:13:23,234 --> 00:13:24,467
Ouch.
359
00:13:24,534 --> 00:13:26,300
All right, bring her
to my place in two years.
360
00:13:26,367 --> 00:13:28,133
Make it four.
I like them with experience.
361
00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:30,434
Okay, go on, finish your paper
route or something.
362
00:13:30,501 --> 00:13:32,200
You're blocking
my breeze.
363
00:13:32,267 --> 00:13:33,534
Hurrah, hut, two, three!
364
00:13:33,601 --> 00:13:34,834
Impressive.
Bumpin'
365
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,133
Sweet, Dad.
366
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:38,801
Duckman, I'm loathe to admit it
367
00:13:38,868 --> 00:13:42,067
but I'm a bit stirred
by your behavior.
368
00:13:42,133 --> 00:13:43,834
Yecch! You're loathe?!
369
00:13:43,901 --> 00:13:45,133
(giggling):
Oh, no.
370
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,200
What I mean is
you seem to be commanding
371
00:13:47,267 --> 00:13:48,601
more respect
from your children.
372
00:13:48,667 --> 00:13:50,701
Yeah, Dad, who would
have ever thought
373
00:13:50,767 --> 00:13:52,334
you'dbecome
a good role model?
374
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:55,367
I can't believe how
much things have changed.
375
00:13:55,434 --> 00:13:57,334
We're not even ashamed
to be sitting with you
376
00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,367
when you're picking
at your underwear in public.
377
00:13:59,434 --> 00:14:00,801
Ah, yes.
378
00:14:00,868 --> 00:14:02,567
Well, high praise indeed.
379
00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:04,501
And let me say how gratifying
it is to hear it.
380
00:14:04,567 --> 00:14:07,467
For all I ever wanted to be
was an ideal role model--
381
00:14:07,534 --> 00:14:10,501
a shining example of someone
my children could look up to.
382
00:14:10,567 --> 00:14:12,434
Fritz! Dessert!
383
00:14:12,501 --> 00:14:13,501
(popping)
384
00:14:14,601 --> 00:14:17,100
(gasps, crying)
385
00:14:17,167 --> 00:14:18,567
Much as I appreciate
386
00:14:18,634 --> 00:14:21,033
the official--
and no doubt valuable--
387
00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:22,534
Duckman thermos, Bernice,
388
00:14:22,601 --> 00:14:24,534
it doesn't make up for the fact
389
00:14:24,601 --> 00:14:26,968
that these children
have been spending
390
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,868
a great deal of time
in this office.
391
00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:30,234
We like the decor.
392
00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:32,901
Except it needs
more mauve.
393
00:14:34,667 --> 00:14:36,200
(kids laughing)
394
00:14:36,267 --> 00:14:39,934
Early on
I had dreams of being a dancer.
395
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,434
(all gasping)
396
00:14:41,501 --> 00:14:44,133
Same desk, same chair,
same thirst for authority
397
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:45,968
over people smaller than you.
398
00:14:46,033 --> 00:14:47,901
Your wife pick out
that suit?
(kids whooping)
399
00:14:47,968 --> 00:14:50,133
Duckman, you're
half an hour late.
400
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:51,701
And I should be feeling
what exactly?
401
00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:53,634
Duckman, there seems
to be a serious problem
402
00:14:53,701 --> 00:14:55,634
with our children...
403
00:14:55,701 --> 00:14:58,300
But first tell us all
about your latest case.
404
00:14:58,367 --> 00:15:00,200
Please, Bernice, you know
how I hate to brag.
405
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,267
Simply smashing
another crime ring for a world
406
00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:04,300
that's just a little bit better
off 'cause I'm around.
407
00:15:04,367 --> 00:15:05,501
Be that as it may,
408
00:15:05,567 --> 00:15:07,400
your children have been
bullying students,
409
00:15:07,467 --> 00:15:10,000
taking their lunches,
pinching girls
410
00:15:10,067 --> 00:15:11,601
and throwing money around.
411
00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:12,801
I'm a busy man.
Get to the problem.
412
00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:14,200
But that is the problem.
413
00:15:14,267 --> 00:15:16,167
And every time
they're confronted
414
00:15:16,234 --> 00:15:18,300
they just say,
"We can do anything we want.
415
00:15:18,367 --> 00:15:20,167
Our father is Duckman."
416
00:15:20,234 --> 00:15:21,467
Look, you overpaid babysitter,
417
00:15:21,534 --> 00:15:22,801
so what if they're proud
of their old man?
418
00:15:22,868 --> 00:15:24,133
So what
if they think they're special?
419
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,734
They are special!
They're my kids!
420
00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:27,167
That makes them special!
421
00:15:27,234 --> 00:15:30,367
If my father had taken
this kind of interest in me,
422
00:15:30,434 --> 00:15:31,834
who knows?
423
00:15:31,901 --> 00:15:33,167
You know what
the real problem is?
424
00:15:33,234 --> 00:15:34,734
They're bored.
There's no challenge here.
425
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:36,100
Just like me and my cases.
426
00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:37,767
I solve them one, two, three,
and then what?
427
00:15:37,834 --> 00:15:39,601
Seven?
Close enough.
428
00:15:39,667 --> 00:15:41,701
See, these kids have had all
the formal education they need.
429
00:15:41,767 --> 00:15:44,300
Besides, where are they going
to use all these useless facts?
430
00:15:44,367 --> 00:15:46,501
Who cares that South Dakota
was a Confederate state?
431
00:15:46,567 --> 00:15:48,467
It's time to start learning
from the school of life,
432
00:15:48,534 --> 00:15:49,901
and who better to teach them
433
00:15:49,968 --> 00:15:53,200
than their adventurous, slash,
liver of life father?
434
00:15:53,267 --> 00:15:54,200
Let's go, kids.
435
00:15:54,267 --> 00:15:56,367
It's time to soak up some world.
436
00:15:56,434 --> 00:15:57,801
I'm quitting my job
and taking you
437
00:15:57,868 --> 00:15:59,634
out of this worthless
social institution.
438
00:15:59,701 --> 00:16:02,701
(cheering)
439
00:16:02,767 --> 00:16:04,701
Well, they can always find
rewarding careers
440
00:16:04,767 --> 00:16:06,734
in the fast-food industry.
441
00:16:13,934 --> 00:16:15,534
Hup. Yoo-hoo!
442
00:16:15,601 --> 00:16:18,133
(yelling)
443
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:21,234
Whaa!
(laughing)
444
00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:23,734
Just wanted
a little off the top.
445
00:16:23,801 --> 00:16:25,767
(speaking Chinese)
446
00:16:27,834 --> 00:16:29,634
Yo, Duckman!
447
00:16:30,567 --> 00:16:33,067
(cheering)
448
00:16:37,868 --> 00:16:40,000
Remember, kids, "fear" is a word
449
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:42,801
that doesn't belong
in your vocabulary.
450
00:16:52,367 --> 00:16:55,033
(gasping)
451
00:16:57,534 --> 00:16:59,734
(cheering)
452
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,934
(phone rings)
453
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,267
MAN:
Coroner's office.
Over three million exhumed.
454
00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:17,567
Good morning, ma'am.
I'm Pig.
455
00:17:17,634 --> 00:17:18,834
Detective Cornfed Pig.
456
00:17:18,901 --> 00:17:20,434
I need to see the body
of Vile Kyle.
457
00:17:20,501 --> 00:17:23,501
Sorry, Mr. Pig,
I can't just let anyone
458
00:17:23,567 --> 00:17:25,467
who comes in off the street
wanting to see the corpse
459
00:17:25,534 --> 00:17:26,801
of a dead action hero
460
00:17:26,868 --> 00:17:28,100
have free rein
around the place.
461
00:17:28,167 --> 00:17:30,133
We run a very tight
operation here.
462
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,467
I understand.
463
00:17:31,534 --> 00:17:32,667
Ma'am, would it be forward
to tell you
464
00:17:32,734 --> 00:17:33,968
that your voice
is of the Sirens,
465
00:17:34,033 --> 00:17:35,467
your breath is of the lilacs,
466
00:17:35,534 --> 00:17:37,501
and your skin is of the soft
downy wool of a newborn lamb?
467
00:17:37,567 --> 00:17:38,767
Yes, it would.
468
00:17:38,834 --> 00:17:40,334
What if I told you
you had a great rack?
469
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,234
Oh. You're just saying that.
470
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,634
(chain saw buzzing)
471
00:17:54,701 --> 00:17:55,767
(gasping)
472
00:18:03,434 --> 00:18:05,868
Follow me,
you little deviled ham.
473
00:18:15,801 --> 00:18:17,367
(smacking lips)
474
00:18:17,434 --> 00:18:18,868
Tragic... yet yummy.
475
00:18:18,934 --> 00:18:20,100
Hmm, no scars.
476
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:22,234
That means he still
has his adrenal gland.
477
00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:23,501
A friend of mine's nutsy Fagin
478
00:18:23,567 --> 00:18:25,334
because he thinks
he has Vile Kyle's gland.
479
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:28,567
There was an adrenal gland
transplant that day.
480
00:18:28,634 --> 00:18:30,901
It came
from a dyslexic accountant
481
00:18:30,968 --> 00:18:32,734
who got run over
by that ambulance
482
00:18:32,801 --> 00:18:35,067
that was on its way
to save a duck.
483
00:18:35,133 --> 00:18:37,067
So, Duckman never did have
Vile Kyle's gland,
484
00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:39,100
which means in 15 minutes
he and his kids
485
00:18:39,167 --> 00:18:41,133
are going to attempt
an incredibly dangerous stunt
486
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,767
where he'll probably
plummet to his death
487
00:18:42,834 --> 00:18:45,100
on national television
unless I stop it.
488
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,367
Got time for a quickie?
489
00:18:46,434 --> 00:18:48,334
Sure. Those things
never start on time.
490
00:18:50,367 --> 00:18:52,667
Hello. This is
Ahmad Hashad Rhish Kebab
491
00:18:52,734 --> 00:18:55,367
high atop the tallest skyscraper
on the west side
492
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:57,868
where Duckman
will attempt the impossible--
493
00:18:57,934 --> 00:19:00,534
riding a unicycle
across a ten-pound test line
494
00:19:00,601 --> 00:19:02,033
while wearing a lead suit
495
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,067
and carrying his sons
on a balance pole.
496
00:19:05,434 --> 00:19:07,200
(high-pitched whistling)
497
00:19:07,267 --> 00:19:08,634
(explosion)
498
00:19:08,701 --> 00:19:11,234
CHARLES:
Dad, this is the best time
of our young lives.
499
00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:13,133
We've learned so much more
out here with you
500
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,901
than we ever did in school.
501
00:19:14,968 --> 00:19:16,734
Thing like, it's fun
to be fawned over
502
00:19:16,801 --> 00:19:19,400
by drooling sycophants,
and if you're big enough
503
00:19:19,467 --> 00:19:21,067
people will have
to put up with you.
504
00:19:21,133 --> 00:19:23,300
Dad, just in case
this is our final
505
00:19:23,367 --> 00:19:25,300
ten minutes of quality
time together,
506
00:19:25,367 --> 00:19:28,133
do you have any last words we
can take through life with us?
507
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,300
Live fast, die young
508
00:19:29,367 --> 00:19:30,534
and always take
carry-on luggage
509
00:19:30,601 --> 00:19:31,968
'cause baggage lines
are usually pretty long.
510
00:19:32,033 --> 00:19:33,334
Sometimes people have to fill
out those little address labels
511
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,734
and then you end up running
all the way to the plane.
512
00:19:34,801 --> 00:19:36,467
ALL:
Thanks, Dad.
513
00:19:36,534 --> 00:19:39,067
Got the lead on,
now let's get the lead out.
514
00:19:39,133 --> 00:19:41,067
(crowd chanting):
Duckman! Duckman! Duckman!
515
00:19:41,133 --> 00:19:42,901
(Cornfed panting)
516
00:19:42,968 --> 00:19:44,901
Duckman, sorry I'm late
517
00:19:44,968 --> 00:19:46,267
but the elevator's
broken.
518
00:19:46,334 --> 00:19:47,834
You ran up
140 flights of stairs?
519
00:19:47,901 --> 00:19:49,400
I guess that would
have been easier
520
00:19:49,467 --> 00:19:50,934
than climbing the
side of the building.
521
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000
Look, I have to tell you
something important.
522
00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:55,100
You have the adrenal gland
523
00:19:55,167 --> 00:19:56,667
of a accountant
who was dyslexic.
524
00:19:56,734 --> 00:19:58,501
"Bulltish."
I'll prove it to you.
525
00:19:58,567 --> 00:20:01,100
Vile Kyle died by the grassy
knoll at 9:48 p.m.
526
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:04,000
Yet your adrenal gland operation
took place at 10:01 p.m.
527
00:20:04,067 --> 00:20:05,334
on the other side
of the amusement park
528
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:06,734
by the book depository.
529
00:20:06,801 --> 00:20:08,834
Are we to actually believe
that this magic gland
530
00:20:08,901 --> 00:20:10,100
made it from his body to yours
531
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:12,334
within 13 minutes?
I think not.
532
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:15,434
That's why I propose
the second gland theory.
533
00:20:15,501 --> 00:20:17,901
You mean,
I'm not really a daredevil,
534
00:20:17,968 --> 00:20:21,033
a hero to millions,
a role model to my kids?
535
00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:22,334
In your desire to
be a better father,
536
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,267
you over-compensated
using the gland transplant
537
00:20:24,334 --> 00:20:26,467
as an excuse for living a lie
538
00:20:26,534 --> 00:20:27,868
and performing increasingly
stupid, harebrained
539
00:20:27,934 --> 00:20:29,667
and jackass stunts,
endangering your own life
540
00:20:29,734 --> 00:20:32,133
and now your children's.
541
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,200
Not that it doesn't have
a certain entertainment value.
542
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:36,667
Call this off, Duckman,
before it's too late.
543
00:20:36,734 --> 00:20:38,334
I can't, Corny,
I'd let down my kids.
544
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,734
This would crush them.
545
00:20:39,801 --> 00:20:41,133
For the first time
in their lives
546
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:42,767
they actually look up to me,
they think I'm brave,
547
00:20:42,834 --> 00:20:44,601
they think I'm a good father.
548
00:20:44,667 --> 00:20:46,501
A good father is a father
who's alive to be a father
549
00:20:46,567 --> 00:20:48,767
and whose real bravery comes
in saying no to his kids,
550
00:20:48,834 --> 00:20:51,000
daring to be unliked
by doing the right thing.
551
00:20:51,067 --> 00:20:53,968
(crowd chanting):
Do it! Do it! Do it!
552
00:20:54,033 --> 00:20:56,701
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
553
00:20:56,767 --> 00:20:58,033
(sighs)
554
00:20:58,100 --> 00:20:59,868
Kids, we're not going
to go through with this.
555
00:20:59,934 --> 00:21:01,133
Not going through
with it?!
What do you mean?
556
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,467
You can't do this to us!
557
00:21:02,534 --> 00:21:03,801
I said no!
(kids gasp)
558
00:21:03,868 --> 00:21:06,200
Sorry, but I'm not going
to do it.
559
00:21:06,267 --> 00:21:08,334
MAN:
He's not going to do it?!
560
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,167
(crowd shouting)
561
00:21:12,767 --> 00:21:16,100
You know, I'm glad I came
to my senses in time.
562
00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:19,801
This isn't about fans
or adulation or blind praise.
563
00:21:19,868 --> 00:21:21,300
It's about family.
564
00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:23,567
I don't have to kill myself
to get the respect of my kids.
565
00:21:23,634 --> 00:21:25,367
They'll still love me
even if I'm not a daredevil.
566
00:21:25,434 --> 00:21:26,534
Right, boys?
567
00:21:30,634 --> 00:21:33,567
(crickets chirping)
568
00:21:33,634 --> 00:21:35,501
(birds chirping)
569
00:21:35,567 --> 00:21:37,534
Oh, look,
time for school already.
570
00:21:37,601 --> 00:21:38,868
Got to go re-enroll.
571
00:21:38,934 --> 00:21:41,534
Hope I remember
what grade I'm in.
572
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:43,868
Ah, well.
573
00:21:43,934 --> 00:21:45,367
Deep down inside,
they're still proud of me.
574
00:21:45,434 --> 00:21:47,033
At least you two know that,
right?
575
00:21:49,167 --> 00:21:51,100
(crickets chirping)
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