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“A relationship is like a shark, it has to constantly move forward or it dies."

ALVY SINGER, ANNIE HALL (1977)

Look, look, look... look at his teeth.

Let’s see how you taste. Bring me your leg!

Stop, stop.

- Delicious. - Stop. I am being serious.

What will you do if a shark eats me?

There will be no shark in the water you swim.

What if there was? Imagine a shark biting off my left leg.

- Your left leg? - Yes...

...what if he bites off my whole leg?

- What will you do? - If he bites off your left leg...

29 days, 4 hours, 3 minutes without Selin.

250 liters of tears.

174 liters of alcohol absorbed into my bloodstream.

Selin’s updating her profile for 1008 times.

132 songs that remind Selin.

Depression cardigan which immobilizes the body temperature to 38 degrees.

Sinasi; the furriest mate in my time of need.

You say I need to go to the market?

If I don’t bump into anyone I know, Selin will come back to me.

If I don’t bump into anyone I know, Selin will come back to me.

- If I don’t bump into anyone I know... - Mehmet.

How are you Mehmet?

I am fine. How are you?

I am fine. How is Selin?

I don’t know. We broke up.

When? I didn't know.

Good question. Don’t stop! Keep asking.

Whatever. I hope you will get well soon.

Take good care of yourself, ok?

- Yes ma’am! - It has been so long...

...we are definitely getting together next week. OK?

- Definitely. - Definitely.

See you.

22 is the number of people I don’t get to see next week.

It seems like getting old with Şinasi is in my destiny.

What can we do?

We will get 9-10 more cats and go on with our lives.

Why are they cuddling?

People have lost respect for heartbreak.

There you go...

...I guess they don't let men go stag?

Altan...

Altan... come on, we need to get going.

OK, I am coming!

Leave that for God’s sake! You can take care of it tomorrow.

What is this?

Gross.

You shouldn’t have eaten it. I rubbed it with baby oil to make it shine.

What did you do?

We have a new shampoo gig.

The samples are here. Take a look at them.

- Let’s see what it is. - Look.

Look at it but for God’s sake please look at it from a distance.

There is a certain amount of polyquaternium in this.

Bleach also has the same substance.

We can’t shoot this. What if people go bold?

Altan, who are you? Robert Bosch?

I bring you slippers, you ask for an orthopedic one...

...I bring you fruit juice, you don’t want any preservatives inside.

I bring you shampoo my friend...

...you complain about poly whatever ternium it is.

You don’t like anything Altan. We can’t go on like this.

We can. Of course we can. We will manage.

- I hope the car tape works. - Altan, of course it will.

- Buckle up. - I pull the strap behind my back--

Buckle up. Buckle up the right way.

Altan they hit my car!

Altan are they blind?

I don’t believe it. My car got screwed.

The first time I laid my eyes on her, the world stopped.

All the stars in the sky fell.

The moon became tongue tied.

The sun was set in the middle of my heart.

I guess they all happened at the same time.

When I looked her directly in the eyes,

it was very hard not to fall in love with her.

Very... very...

I am very, very, very sorry.

- You are ok right? You are not injured? - We are fine.

- Fine. - Are you alright?

My car got screwed! It is a wreck. Damages will cost a lot.

I know. It is totally my mistake. Umm...

- ...if our phones... - We will call the police.

We will call the police and ask them to report a file.

Altan, take photos of the car. Nobody moves!

Wait, stop! Let’s not get the police involved because...

...the car is not mine.

- What? - Yes.

- Are you also a thief? - No way.

Of all the cars, the thief crashes into ours.

Is this for real Altan?

Hey neighbors, we have a thief here.

No, I am not a thief. Come off it!

I promise I will take care of all the costs. It is just that...

...I am running very late. Can I just...

...give you my phone number?

- No way! - Sure, sure.

- Sure? - Of course.

Thank you so much. OK, just a sec.

Get a grip! What is your problem?

Altan, they broke the wing of my white dove.

What dove? What dove?

Here comes the dove.

- Thank you so much. - You are welcome.

Her eyes...

...her lips...

...her hair...

...blonde hair on the back of her neck...

On a scale of 1 to 10, I will definitely give her...

Sir.

9,5.

That is because I don’t give 10 points to everyone.

Sir, 98 liras and 50p.

Altan...

...this game is off the hook. Take a look!

I don’t feel like it.

Altan, give her a call.

Ask her when she can pay for the damages.

Dude, I am about to find the love of my life...

...and all you care about is money.

No Altan. Come on.

I don’t care about money.

I am doing this for you.

You need to be more daring when it comes to women.

Otherwise, some other guy will take her.

- Maybe she is already taken. - Altan...

...don’t you forget how we end up with rotten goods?

Dirty bastard.

Altan, I can’t make anything out of this.

What is that?

Take a look.

Altan...

...she pulled a number out of her ass.

I told you to take the number of her licence plate.

...this chick is a thief.

Fake numbers, fake IDs...

...fake faces.

What thief? All she can steal is someone’s heart.

Altan, start calling. Come on.

Is that a three, an eight or a four?

Three.

Three.

Or eight.

Hello. We are guests of Miss Selin.

3 beers please. She will pay for them.

- Don’t be ridiculous. - Why am I being ridiculous Altan?

She invited us over here.

Shame on you! Are we going to make her buy all these drinks?

Of course we will Altan.

I will drink as much as the cost of my bumper.

All right!

Ship is burned, turning back is just a dream.

Time is running out, my poor heart is in growing pains.

The hole in my heart hasn’t been filled, no one showed up

It can’t be.

I can’t breathe, I can’t go on without hearing that voice.

The climate of my body’s chemistry...

The boy who turns the world upside down...

The meaning of my life...

...is hidden in me.

Hello.

Welcome.

- How are you? - I am fine. You were great up there.

- Super. Great songs. - Thanks.

- Beer? - Sure.

What are you doing?

I take photos.

So you are a photographer.

What kind of photographs do you take?

I don’t usually take photographs of popular subjects.

I don’t photograph a product if I think it is harmful.

Good God.

Your options must be going down, right?

Kurt thinks I am working for the wrong sector.

Kurt?

Kurt. He was with me during the accident.

The one who called me a thief.

I thought his name was Altan.

We call each other Altan.

Why is that?

So everything will be great.

OK.

It is an interesting name.

Coming from a person whose "number 4" took us a while to figure out.

You thought it was eight, right?

We were debating on three but eight was a good candidate.

I am sorry. It is a stupid habit.

- Do you only make music? - Yes.

I studied business just to make my father happy.

I never stopped singing. Music has always been in my life.

Now I am trying to get an album release but...

...I have been working on it for a while now.

- Why? I think you are great. - Thank you.

I wish that was enough.

Let’s say I am waiting for the right moment.

Then, to the right moment!

To the right moment!

We talked about everything for hours that night.

I found out that she laughed at...

...people who used the word lavatory instead of toilet...

...and people who called Okan Bayulgen by his first name.

And that she is very afraid of sharks.

Would you buy some tissues?

Thank you.

I wish you didn’t buy them.

They don’t get to keep the money.

Money goes to the men who make these children work.

You are right but I can’t help it.

Maybe one day it will come in handy.

She is both beautiful and smart...

...plus she picked the most difficult meal to eat on a first date.

This is great.

How do you manage to take such a huge bite...

...and keep it from getting all over your face?

Years of practice.

Isn’t that Faik?

- Who? - Faik, he is that guy from the...

...I mean Arda Ardan.

The one who stars in “Rental Mansion” The series.

- Did they make series of “Rental Mansion”? - Yes.

Naim had the third heart attack because...

...Arda... I mean Faik got Seniha knocked up.

I don’t watch that. I don’t know.

Neither do I...

...only if it is on TV.

OK. I watch it. I admit I watch it.

I also watch “House of Cards” but I don’t know...

..I just love “Rental Mansion”, what can I do?

What can I do?

Whatever! What movie are we...

...going to see now?

I made a small research on...

...movies.

Now...

...there is a film called “Golden Nightmare”.

It has an 8.2 score on Imdb...

...and an 82% on Rotten tomatoes.

There is also...

...Aaron Levy who won a Golden Globe award with his movie last year.

Hehas a new drama.

Omur Gedik thinks we shouldn’t see it which means we should definitely see it.

Come closer.

I am going to tell you something.

How is the burger?

- Burger? - It is good.

It is a good thing. I mean I generally like a burger.

Could Selin’s being a fan of “Rental Mansion”

cause her to lose 0.25 points?

Maybe it could but it didn’t.

If a relationship is a shark that has to constantly move forward...

...ours was in full speed.

Hey... shame on you!

Don’t you feel ashamed of telling dirty stories?

You set a bad example for children.

I set a bad example?

They are setting a bad example for me.

Each time I look at them, I remember my own childhood.

Do I complain?

Impudent man!

Don’t listen to him my child!

Let’s get going.

I am sure a shark will eat me.

That’s how I will die.

Shark?

Yes, shark.

Look at him.

Look, look, look... look at his teeth.

Why does this thing even exist? Can he be real?

Let’s see how you taste. Bring me your leg!

Stop!

Stop. Stop. The phone is ringing.

Hello.

Yes.

Sure... ok, of course.

OK. See you.

It is that last record label to whom I sent my demo.

They loved it. They want to see me tomorrow!

Sir, you have been looking at it for the last 10 minutes...

...if you are not getting it, I will. It is the last one.

“If you are not getting it, I will.”

Take it, damn it!

These songs are made for me. Did you know?

- Happy birthday to you. - Thank you.

And... I have a surprise for you.

I loved your arms first...

...then your delicate eyebrows.

Did you save your...

...lethal looks only for me?

You flowed into my life...

...then wiped away all my tears.

You loved me so much...

...you made me get used to you.

We watched ourselves so many times in movies.

We made love even on the worst day.

I can’t love anyone else. This is the last...

...this is the last station for my love train.

Some ran away, some passed by...

...but this time, it is 10 out of 10.

I can’t love anyone else. This is the last...

...this is the last station for my love train.

Some ran away, some passed by...

...but this time, it is 10 out of 10.

It is 10 out of 10. It is 10 out of 10.

She is my girlfriend. I dropped my card.

- Please. I can’t let you in sir. - Come on! Why can’t you?

She is my girlfriend! Everyone knows me.

It is going great. Of course, we will shoot one soon.

Selin!

Selin.

Client insists on using a red tie.

Agency wants it to be claret red.

Keep talking, I am listening.

Kurt tries to manage both the client...

...and the agency...

You are not listening Selin.

I am. I am listening.

You finish that then I will tell you.

OK. Thank you.

...I am sorry. I will take care of this in two seconds...

...etc etc.

Now I’m all ears.

Whatever, Kurt is driving me up to wall.

I am so sorry my love.

It is work related. I need to check it.

- Should I? - You are right. It is work.

Exactly.

Take care of it.

OK.

It is on silent mode, I am putting it aside...

...now I am completely all ears. Done.

Whatever! To sum it up...

...while trying to choose between red and claret red...

...we decided to go with the original color.

Selin...

- ...what’s up? - How are you?

- Fine, how are you? - I am doing well, you?

Umm... Mehmet, Bora, Harun.

- Nice to meet you. - Same here.

- You remember Bora. We shot a music video. - Right, right.

Excuse me for a sec.

Don’t stand there by yourself, come sit with us.

Sure why not?

Can you bring a chair over here?

I heard you are a photographer, right?

Yes.

We are almost in the same line of business. What are you doing?

I am taking photos of products or events. This and that.

- Which brands do you work with? - My last gig was with a slipper company.

Since you are not mentioning the brand, these projects must be top secret.

No. On the contrary...

...nobody knows these brands.

Mehmet has principles.

He doesn’t photograph the products unless he believes in them.

Wow... eccentric man.

Good, we like eccentric men.

I actually want Mehmet to open an exhibition.

He takes great photos outside of work...

...but he doesn’t feel like opening one.

Why dude?

I don’t feel ready.

My dear Selin, you have some work to do with this one.

- Let’s drink. - Let’s drink.

Another one?

Fill it up dude.

Don’t make a face.

They are nice people, can you mingle a little?

If you get bored, we will leave early.

OK.

There you go!

Wait, wait.

- Do I look beautiful? - Very beautiful.

- Really? - Really.

- Wait a minute, wait a minute. - What happened?

“There is nobody special in my life, I am only focused on my work?”

Mehmet! It came out like that.

- It came out like that? - Yes.

Is it so hard to say you have a boyfriend?

What does this have to do with it?

You can’t be annoyed with this. You are kidding, right?

- Do you feel ashamed? What is it? - What does this have to do with it?

I had to say that, ok? Mr. Engin warned me about it.

It doesn’t make any difference as long as we know each other.

Of course, it doesn’t make any difference if I exist or not.

I didn’t think it would hurt you this much. I am sorry.

Come on, let’s go.

- Look who is here? - How are you?

- Fine. What’s up dude? - Hello.

Come with me. I want you to meet some people.

Look, look.

Hear me out...

...in my new project I am making a research on nudity of a woman’s body.

Would you like to be a part of this research you sweet girl?

I am really passionate about the art of positioning lately.

Did I get your phone number?

Leave Mehmet and come to me.

I will leave him right away and run into your arms.

- There you go. - I am here and now we are leaving.

- What? What are you doing? - What is going on?

- Don’t you talk! - Mehmet.

She is my girlfriend.

- Selin, do you need help? - No, there is no need.

It is not your place to help her.

Mehmet!

Mehmet what are you doing? Are you out of your mind?

Why do you cause disturbance?

Me?

I cause disturbance?

Why can’t you be happy for me?

I couldn’t find the time to be happy for you because I have been sad for myself.

Mehmet, you broke a tray on his head, a tray!

I am glad I did it.

I will give that bastard 4 or maybe 5 out of 10.

Just because of you.

He has been hitting on you.

You seem to enjoy it.

You enjoyed it. Do you think I didn’t notice?

You have been gazing into each other’s eyes...

...having flirtatious laughs.

Don’t do it in front of my eyes!

Mehmet are you aware of what you are saying?

Unfortunately I am!

Tell me what to do.

Should I go crazy? Should I cut myself?

I think you should start preparing a list of songs...

...to listen in case of a break up, Mehmet.

What a heart break! You are too depressed!

You exaggerated too much.

You are talking to me?

I am exaggerating?

Everyone breaks up.

Then they get back together...

...they break up, they get back together.

You don’t know me.

On a scale of 1 to 10...

...I will give you 6 for how much I know you.

You have been talking for an hour.

All I don’t know about is your childhood.

I am Mehmet.

Defne.

Nice to meet you.

What are you writing?

Thanks to you, nothing.

Yes...

...tell me what you want to talk about.

I am making no sense.

I don’t get it.

You run away from your friends...

...you do everything to ignore people you know...

...but you always talk about her whenever you get a chance.

I don’t know?

Maybe from a woman’s point of view...

Never mind!

No, no. OK!

I got it.

I think I can handle it.

Handle what?

I will listen to you tonight.

If you want, I can give you suggestions.

If you agree to it, next beers are on you.

Deal.

Salih... fill them up.

...a bottle of tequila and 2 shot glasses.

Come on, walk.

Are we there yet?

Are we there yet? Is this the place?

- That is it. - This is it?

OK, come on.

Come on, walk.

Super.

Get out of my way. Come on.

You will die there.

It would be a terrible death.

Come on.

Come on. OK. Come on.

Stop. Stop!

Lift your arm. Wait.

Is this the place? Should I ring the bell?

Should I ring the bell? Is anyone home?

- There is Sinasi. - Who is Sinasi?

- My cat. - Your cat.

Where is the key? Where is the key of the apartment?

Give me the key.

Where is the key? Give it to me so I can open it.

Give it, give it...

Is this the key?

Where is your key?

This will do. I can use this. Hold it.

Hold it. Hold this.

Thank God you have me.

Wait a sec... Wait a sec.

Come on. Open up.

I got it. Wait up.

Damn!

I have to tell you something...

...you were looking so good together.

Really.

But look...

...I am going to tell you something...

...you can’t lose this break up...

...pounds easily.

...pizza...

...kebab. You ate the whole world.

Once I...

Please don’t tidy up.

I am not tidying up. I am trying to make space for coffee.

Can we have it outside?

Sure. I am coming right after I take care of this.

OK. Fine.

Are you ready to hear the latest news on this year's it couple?

Here are the details.

And the it couple.

The up and coming beautiful singer Selin...

...got caught holding hands with the handsome actor, Arda Ardan.

The couple avoided making any comments about their relationship.

Guys, thank you. Thank you very much.

- Are the rumors true? - Thank you so much.

Guys, we are not going to make any comments. Everything is quite clear.

- Are the rumors true? - Thank you very much.

See you guys. Sorry, take care.

- Mr. Arda can you give a statement? - Clear the way.

Mehmet.

Mehmet.

Mehmet! Come on.

Wake up. Get up. Get up.

Get up.

Get back on your feet.

Are you OK? Are you OK?

OK. Come on.

“Selin”

Hold on... Mehmet. Wake up.

Look at me! Open your eyes!

Open! Open your eyes!

Come on Mehmet. Open them up.

Our 40-day period wasn’t up.

It has been 31 days and 12 hours.

Let’s get some fresh air. Get up, get up! Fresh air.

Come, get up!

Come on. Get up, get up! Get up!

Come on get up!

I have a great idea.

What was our purpose?

What was our purpose?

To get Selin who walked away from Mehmet...

...back to him...

...again...

...and try to get her closer to Mehmet...

...as well as revitalizing the love they have for each other.

Yes.

How are we going to do this?

- Hodja... hodja. - Well done.

Yes Mehmet how are we going to do this?

Suppose I had an accident...

...and Selin heard about it.

She came to hospital in tears and in pain.

She realized she loved me so much and that she couldn’t go on without me.

Hands are tied in the air.

You...

...are a complete idiot.

Yes, sit down. Zero!

Yes.

Let me rephrase it.

What emotions do we...

...want Selin to feel?

- Remorse. - Remorse. That’s it.

Remorse, yes.

Re-mor-se.

Yes, what else?

- Guilt. - Very well. Yes, Guilt.

Gu-ilt.

- Compassion. - OK.

- Tolerance. - Tolerance. Yes.

Mercy.

Jealousy.

Admiration.

That’s it...

...this is the key word.

Ad-mi-ra-tion.

Now...

...Selin is a famous person.

She is surrounded with...

...a lot of successful people...

...but Selin will come back to you.

She will come back to you...

...but...

...will she come back to this guy?

Right? Look at yourself.

We have to turn you into...

...one of those successful people around Selin.

Because women...

...love powerful men.

How?

How?

We will turn you into...

...a photography artist...

...that people like and...

...admire.

I am already a photographer.

Mehmet. I am not saying a photographer. Not a photographer.

I am saying “a photography artist.”

We will open an exhibition for you...

...and that Selin will come to the exhibition, she will be there and...

...see the Mehmet she has never seen before.

No way!

Why not?

Didn’t she want you to open an exhibition?

Actually she did.

There you go. OK.

Someone founded Facebook over a heartbreak.

Imagine facebook! Why can’t we open an exhibition Mehmet?

OK, great.

What do we have?

Yes dear Mehmet, first of all...

...I must say that you have done a good job...

But I have a few little remarks and...

...revisions to make.

Like what?

We need to renew your whole portfolio...

...because I can’t find one single photograph here...

...that can be shown in an exhibition.

Altan...

...are you here?

Why don’t you tell me you are here?

What are you doing? What is going on?

Nothing is going on. We are looking at the photographs.

We are going through the photographs

because we will open an exhibition for Mehmet.

Exhibition?

Did you persuade him?

Something like that.

I can’t believe this. It is great.

Another great example of the effect women have on men.

Great! By the way, I am Kurt...

You can call me Kurdt as well.

Defne.

Please to meet you.

- The pleasure is mine. - That... sorry.

What is going on between the two of you, Altan? Just like that?

- Are you old friends or something? - No we just met.

You just met. Altan what the...?

I am standing right here.

I can hear you clearly.

- Great. - No, it is not like that.

Yeah right. So what is it like, Altan?

Whatever! I was just telling Mehmet...

...that we can’t open an exhibition with these photographs.

Mehmet, where are our grandpas reflecting true life experiences on their faces?

Where are the crying kids with booger hanging from their noses?

- Where are they Mehmet? - I don’t see them here.

No.

- Hey kid... Look at me. - What’s up?

- What are you doing? - Cry for me.

- Why would I cry? - Didn’t your mother die?

- No she didn’t. - Suppose she died.

I will cut your ball and make you all cry. Cry damn it!

To hell with you. Who do you think we are?

We don’t like photographers here. We are happy.

You have been emotionally abusing people by using our images for years.

Defne, let’s go.

Can you cry just for once? Should we pay him?

We are happy!

Look at us. We got so dirty.

It is awful! Dirty kids!

My mother used to tell me to become a kindergarten teacher.

Why would I be? These are all little devils.

Thank God you didn’t become one.

It looks like you are not a fan of pedagogy.

It is not my area of expertise.

What is it that you do?

Do you have a specialty other than being a locksmith?

- I am a writer. - Writer?

Didn’t you like it?

No it is not that. Did you write a book?

Do I need to write a book to become a writer, Mehmet?

You don’t need to?

Money?

I make money from here and there...

...from various temporary jobs.

- Part time jobs. - Exactly.

One last thing...

...why do you help me to win Selin back?

Good question.

The day we met at the bar you looked like you could use some help.

You were like a kitten that got wet in the rain.

I couldn’t let you go back to your sofa in that shape.

By the way, anybody in my place would have done the same thing.

Nobody would have done the same thing.

I have been through the same.

My record is 45 days, 35 hours and 12 minutes.

I didn’t eat anything for the first week.

Wow!

- No shower? - No.

That is why I am not doing this favour only for you...

...I am doing it for all the lovers out there.

You can call it a social responsibility project.

If that Selin comes back to you...

...then we will prove to the whole world...

...that people like you and I are not doomed to lose.

To the world?

Come, come.

It is time for you to take new photos. Come.

Hello.

Hello.

I will get the door.

Hello. I forgot my key at home.

OK. Get in. Wait here for your mother.

Handsome.

- Hello. I am Defne. - Ufuk.

Do you keep playing violin?

Violin on Mondays...

...tennis on Tuesdays and Thursdays then there is fencing on Fridays.

You have a busy schedule.

- Which one do you like the most? - Recess and painting.

What is this? Is it a plan to win Selin back?

How did you figure out?

Relationships between men and women, right? It is all the same.

You know the relationships between men and women?

We have been through some stuff.

- Do you have a girlfriend? - I do. Meltem.

Dude, are you going to marry Meltem?

She is only 9 years old.

She is mature enough not to get married to the first boy she dates.

By the way, I have a suggestion for you.

What is your suggestion?

Just be yourself no matter what.

You are better off this way.

Can you elaborate that?

You need to feed on your pain like every other artist...

...instead of imitating someone else’s photographs.

If this is being done to win Selin back...

...then everything must be for her.

Photographs must be for her as well.

I took a note of that.

If you are wearing a depression cardigan then you can’t get out of a depression...

...if you can’t get out of depression, you can’t win the girl you love.

Mehmet, the kid is right.

- There you go. Are you ready? - Yes.

Why am I never being placed to the right of a frame?

Everyone places me to the left. Is there a problem with my photo?

Altan?

Wow!

Who is this?

Mehmet...

...you happen to be handsome.

That cardigan wasn’t flattering you.

The cardigan wanted to be remembered. May God bless its soul.

May God bless its soul.

Whatever...

Yes, tomorrow evening...

...there is a conceptual art exhibition at Artik.

We can meet the owner of the gallery and do some networking.

I am coming as well.

Networking is what I do best.

Maybe...

...I can hook up with a depressed artist.

Maybe she will undress me...

...for art.

I hope she won’t.

It is too late.

I need to get going. I am going to work, I will see you later.

- What work? - It is just work.

People come home from work at this hour.

Will you come back tonight?

I don’t think so. It will go on until the morning.

She became very sexy after putting lipstick on.

Welcome.

"The artist blends flaw of flawlessness...

...with the flawlessness of flaw."

I don’t get it.

- Give it to me. - There you go.

I don’t no understand this language.

Lifting the boundaries and mixing up the spaces...

...you must be remembering my last exhibition.

The one in the senior center.

What was it called? I see dead people.

Very inherent.

I am thinking about opening the next exhibition in a cemetery.

Wow, wow, wow.

Altan, what the hell?

It is so hot in here. I am extremely thirsty.

Thank God.

Mehmet, Mehmet. Here is the lady I have mentioned about.

- Hello. Welcome. - Thank you.

Miss Aysegul is the owner of the gallery.

What have you done?

What have I done?

That wasn’t water. It was art you moron!

Altan do you hear that? It was art.

Please Miss, don’t get angry. I will refill it from a tap.

No you can’t refill it.

8 year of saved up sweat of the artist was inside of this jug.

Get out!

Quick, get out! Get the hell out!

Get out of here!

- Go away! Walk away! - Don’t push me.

You don’t know art. You don’t understand art. What are you doing here?

- How was I supposed to know? - Did you drink sweat?

Shame on you uncle. Wait a sec.

I am so sorry Altan.

I wish we hadn’t buried the cardigan.

I am going to make it up to you. I promise.

How will you make it up?

All the galleries are booked. That was our only chance.

I got the location. I got it.

I am going to take care of it.

Actually I already did.

We will open the exhibition in 2 days. In 2 days.

Get ready.

My lucky number: 8.

Nights we slept together: 251.

Concerts you watched with your head on my shoulder: 32.

Tissues: 406.

Is that the yogurt drink? I'll get some.

No!

“the scar still remains” Mehmet Susamoğlu

We gave this place to our brother Mehmet...

...because we have to support art.

It is really beautiful.

To tell you the truth, I wasn’t expecting this much.

- There is plenty effort in this. - Yes.

- The invitation has been sent, right? - Yes it has. Definitely.

- Will she come? - Of course Altan.

What do you mean “will she come”?

Who wanted you to open an exhibition the most?

Selin.

If she doesn’t come, it will be a pity.

Altan, this is your first exhibition.

Let’s take a photograph together.

Finish what you have in your mouth then we will take a photo.

Come on.

- Dude take our photo. - Wow.

- Smile. - Smile. I am taking it.

Sorry.

So sorry.

They are calling from work. I need to take this.

Hello.

Yes.

I am available.

Which guy?

Where--

No, no, no.

I am not going to work for him.

I was done at 2 in the morning last time.

He wanted me to stay until the morning...

...and he dared not to give my money.

150 turkish liras.

Oh... the other guy. That one will do.

I get along with him. OK. Alright!

OK. Talk to you later.

I need to go home.

If Selin comes, text me.

Let’s go home.

I held up everyone for no reason.

What time is it?

I have been checking the social media...

...Selin hasn’t shared anything. I mean she hasn’t gone anywhere.

She can come here anytime.

Is Mehmet Susamoglu here?

That’s me.

You have a delivery.

Flower?

“You finally made it. Congratulations. Selin”

Guys...

...what doesn’t kill us makes us stronger.

Yes...

...Selin didn’t come to the exhibition today...

...but her flower did.

What does this mean?

Her manager works well.

No.

Selin still cares about Mehmet.

But we need a lot more than her caring.

Selin must miss Mehmet.

Exactly.

- How is that going to happen? - So...

...we need to freshen up all the memories...

...of Mehmet in Selin’s mind.

Now, Selin should see Mehmet wherever she looks at...

...and finally that message should be sent.

“I have missed you, triple dot."

Mehmet you need to help me. Think a little.

What reminds Selin of Mehmet?

Mehmet...

...don’t exaggerate.

You wanted me to write what came to my mind.

I am going to work.

- Work? - Yes. See you tomorrow.

Should I talk to her Sinasi?

- Defne. - What?

You don’t need to do this. You know that right?

I can’t let you do that.

If we have to, we will share a loaf of bread together...

...but still manage to live with dignity.

What are you saying? I don’t get it.

You can get out of this mess.

- We can do this together Defne. - What mess?

What do you think I do?

What are you doing?

I am going to a set.

- Set? - Yes.

- What set? - Commercial, movie set...

Really?

...I was wondering what you have been up to late at night.

You were deliberately not saying what you have been up to...

...and you mentioned 150 liras that some guy didn’t pay you.

Are you listening to my phone calls?

What was I supposed to do? I was curious.

Fine. You know now. Are you relieved?

I am.

Mehmet.

Thank you. For thinking of me.

I didn’t end up on the streets or anything...

...but it is good to know that there is someone who will rescue me if I had.

Hello dear friends.

I have made the perfect plan...

...after a considerable amount of effort.

First of all, Ufuk can you set up a whatsapp group for us?

Right away.

We take action on Saturday, not tomorrow.

Because Arda is going to be out of town for a shoot.

Selin has a meeting around 5pm...

...at café Maybe and Selin generally...

- ...goes to her meetings -- - An hour before.

You were a very good boyfriend.

So our plan proceeds like this...

...The first sound Selin will hear as soon as she leaves the apartment...

Mehmet! Mehmet, come on son. We are running late.

A father is calling out to his son.

But who is Selin going to remember?

And later when Selin is strolling down the street...

...she sees a couple buying a pack of tissues and boom!

Who do you think Selin will remember?

Selin can’t resist and buys a pack herself.

I made a deal with reputable friends to arrange this.

I don’t want any mistakes.

Selin stops at traffic lights before crossing the street and...

...hears a familiar voice announcing...

“Now you can cross the street and go back to your ex-boyfriend.”

She bumps into lovers having fun with a shopping cart on the road...

...and remembers that once she was in it.

When Selin walks up to the café, Kurt gets a signal from us and Kurt...

...sprays Mehmet’s parfume on everyone in the café...

...and all the café smells like Mehmet.

Women are sensitive about parfume and smell...

...when a boyfriend becomes an ex, parfume becomes valuable.

Selin sits down and orders...

...Americano with little milk and...

...name of the brand of the sugar which is being brought along with her coffee is...

...Mehmet.

When she sips her coffee...

...she sees an old friend from past.

...the most furry memory of living with Mehmet.

Sinasi?

What are you doing here?

And finally the golden shot.

While our furry friend is in her arms...

...all of a sudden your song starts playing in the cafe...

...and after all these signs...

...tears will roll down, emotions will be all over the place...

...Selin will be messed up...

...and her hand will reach for the phone.

Who do you think...

...Selin will send a text to?

Brother Ismail look...

...how gently Ufuk is rolling them.

Try to do it like that.

There you go, gently.

OK bro. Thank you.

Let’s keep working...

...come on.

OK.

You can cross the street.

I like this one. From your diaphragm.

Do another one exactly like the same.

Why are we recording again if this one is good?

Then do an alternative.

An alternative.

Now...

...you can cross...

...the street...

If you tap on your throat...

What’s there?

Keep talking.

I don’t have it.

Now...

...you can cross...

...the street.

OK.

Then do something else.

Now you can cross the street...

...and get back to your ex-boyfriend.

- Thank you. - You are welcome.

How is it? Do you recognize me?

You can’t. There you go.

I am on channel 2, tune into the same frequency.

Hold push-to-talk button before speaking. OK?

OK.

- Hello. Do you hear me? - I hear you.

- Do you hear me? Do you hear my voice? - OK.

- Mehmet, move aside, I can’t see anything. - OK.

Sedat yell! Yell now!

Mehmet!

Mehmet!

Vegetable seller?

Mehmet! Mehmet!

It wasn’t heard. It wasn’t heard.

- Get up, get up, get up! - Let me explain!

Hear me out... Wait a minute.

Does she have in ear headphones?

Now you can cross the street and get back to your ex-boyfriend.

What the hell is going on?

I am telling you this is the exact same one.

I got the recipe from a Senegalese friend of mine.

- What are you doing here? - Sorry bro.

- What are you trying to do? - Let go!

Don’t you see we are passing by?

- There is a lady here. Calm down. - She is gone.

No need. I don’t use sugar anymore. Thanks.

Sinasi. You screwed us Sinasi.

Why do you give in right away?

If this stone...

...bounces three times, Selin will come back.

I don’t know. Maybe she will.

I think Arda is the whole problem.

If he hadn’t showed up, the plan would have gone perfectly.

We have to get rid of him.

You scare me.

What are we going to do?

- Are we going to kill him? - We won’t kill him...

...but we will make him suffer.

That Arda...

...is afraid of two things in life...

...first one is downfall of his career...

...and the second one is turmeric.

- Turmeric? - Right.

Turmeric?

How come you know so much about Arda?

How do I know Mehmet?

I follow the tabloids and watch his interviews.

That man probably doesn’t know this much about himself.

You are a real stalker.

Don’t say that...

...I am a great social media user.

...I have skilled at analytical thinking...

...plus my memory is not bad at all.

Why do you think there is little information about you in my memory?

I don’t know.

I don’t like talking about myself, that’s why.

I mean...

...you don’t let me read your writings.

You are stubborn. Just like a goat.

I know how to make you talk.

What are you going to do?

Stop! Stop!

You got the game, right?

I say, have I never ever...

...done this and that...

...if you have done it...

...you drink up.

Yes.

Have I never ever...

...ditched the school.

I have never been to a school.

OK. It is my turn. OK.

Have I never ever...

...swum naked in the sea.

Really?

In Gocek.

Crazy guy.

OK...

- ...it is your turn. - It is my turn.

Have I never ever...

...lied.

To my mother.

Give me the bottle.

Once I left the house saying that...

...I was heading to İzmir but instead I went...

...to Japan.

- Japan? - Yes.

I had a Japanese boyfriend. Haku.

I went after him.

Why are you laughing? Are you laughing at Haku?

I am not laughing at you. I am laughing with you.

Have I never ever...

- Been on a cable car. - Have I never ever hitchhiked.

Have I never ever eaten eggplant.

Have I never ever cheated on my girlfriend.

Have I never ever watched Star Wars.

Have I never ever had a tattoo.

Mistake of youth.

It is half done...

Have I never ever...

...trusted anyone.

Have I never ever...

...stopped believing.

Have I never...

...ever...

...felt...

...this safe.

Have I never ever felt...

...the way I feel now.

How?

Like that.

Fine.

We have drunk so much.

- My head is in pain. - Right? My head hurts.

Let’s go out for a breakfast.

- What time is it? - It is almost three.

Almost three? Doesn’t the play start at 6?

Defne, why didn’t you wake me up?

I am going to take a shower. Get ready...

...I don’t want us to be late.

- Did you tell Kurt to get turmeric? - No. I will tell him now.

Thank you very much.

I am going to the restroom.

Go ahead my lad.

Dude, are you ready? You are up next.

Can you give me a sec? I am trying to get into my character.

Is that so? Sorry.

Come on son. Walk!

Sorry!

Tell me why you are crying.

I lost my mother.

She was here a second ago. I don’t know where she went.

I am homeless.

OK. You don’t need to cry over this. Don’t be afraid.

- We will find your mother. - But be quick.

OK.

Come on. Come with me.

I swear this kid is a devil. We should be afraid of him. Well done!

It always falls!

They are out of soap.

I can give you a wet tissue if you want.

Can I ask for a favour?

I am trying to put this on but I can’t...

- ...can you help me out? - Sure.

Please.

That tiny thing is causing trouble.

Thank you.

- It is so tiny. - Yes. I got it.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

I have a heart in me...

...a soul, an energy.

It will surround us...

...and warm our home.

LEGENDARY PERFORMANCE

They will definitely get married.

They will have three sweet children.

Selin...

...will write three books about...

...how she lost pregnancy weight...

...she will succeed in that as well.

No way dude.

They will be over in 2 years.

The guy is a douchebag.

He will definitely cheat on Selin.

What is going on?

Can someone tell me?

If this dude cheats on Selin...

...it will be a total waste of time for her.

Instead of wasting two years, it should be over now.

Her time shouldn’t be stolen.

So?

I mean, be ready for new operations.

There is a Golden Baloon award ceremony on Friday evening.

Everyone says Arda will win an award.

Let’s make a scene there.

Altan, this kid is very interesting.

I want to have him observed in a laboratory.

Defne, you are very quiet. What is going on?

- We are expecting participation from you. - I have a set on Friday evening.

Damn!

We have been working on this for so long...

...are you going to a set that evening?

I mean... we will see.

Guys...

...return all the items you took for one last mission...

...it is not over yet.

Come on!

Go ahead. Good luck bro.

- He is leaving Altan. - Come, come.

- Bro-- - Altan, hold on. I will say the words.

Follow that car!

I work on the other side of İstanbul.

What do you mean you work on the other side?

Bro, it is a matter of life and death. Just drive.

I am sorry. I need to cross the bridge.

This is outrageous!

We planned thoroughly. Look where we got stuck.

- Damn you. - Dear God!

OK. It is a piece of cake from now on.

We will wait for the girls to text.

Why are you anxious?

You must be hungry. Should I order an appetizer or something?

No bro, thanks.

Did someone say something to you? Has someone bothered you?

No. Nobody said anything. Thanks.

There they are.

Wait. We haven’t succeeded yet.

Let’s wait for the videos before we applaud.

Altan, you are making such a big deal.

I am telling you these girls are professionals...

...that video will be sent. Relax!

- Have we ordered? - No we waited for you.

We tricked him into this...

...for God’s sake can someone trick me as well?

...I want to be trapped for good.

Dude has been waiting for an opportunity.

We did a favour to Selin.

Girls sent the first video.

Don’t look my dear.

Do you love Selin?

Are you kidding? Who cares about Selin now?

Jackpot!

Well done, hard-working girls.

First of all, I would like to thank you all for attending this motivation dinner.

Now that everyone is here, I am going to make a small speech.

My Altan...

...thank you very much for being next to me no matter what...

...and for supporting me...

...with your never ending energy.

Ufuk...

...thank you very much for working with us...

...day and night just like those Chinese child labors.

Your mother would ruin us if she heard you ditched your violin lessons.

She will ruin me if she hears I am drinking this.

Brother İsmail...

...thank you for opening your store for us...

...and being our catering sponsor...

...as well as sending meaningful emojis to our whatsapp group.

You are the dearest.

Defne.

I don’t know where to begin.

I don’t know how I can pay back.

Maybe...

...I should thank Selin...

...because I got to know you.

It hasn’t been a very long time but...

...I feel like we have been together for years.

I hope...

...we stay together for a lifetime.

Come on.

By the way...

...don’t mention any of this to Selin. Everything stays between us.

Of course Altan.

Look at me braveheart. What’s the matter with you?

You haven’t tried the famous eggplant appetizer here...

...take some. Put it on your plate.

No dude. She got sentimental.

Right. OK.

Defne?

Defne.

What kind of a pervert are you Defne?

If Defne is your real name!

All this time, I nourished a snake in my bosom.

Wait a sec! After all I have done for you...

...am I the snake now?

You lied to me!

Yes but we were both there for the same purpose.

What difference does it make? Didn’t we both want Selin and Arda to break up?

I made illegal things because of you.

Because of me?

Is that all because of me?

You were so greedy. All you wanted was to win Selin back.

You will tell me everything.

I don’t want to. I want to leave and throw myself into the water --

No, no, no...

...you can’t get away by dying. You awakened the sleeping giant.

You lit the fuse inside my head. I finally see through you.

- OK. - You will tell me everything.

You saw it with your own eyes. Arda and I used to be together...

...then we broke up.

Actually he left me.

I started following him.

First...

...I was making scenes everywhere.

Then he...

...got a restraining order.

I decided to approach Arda’s lovers...

...because I couldn’t go within 500 metres of him.

I started with little interferences then over a certain period of time...

...things got worse...

...and I came this far.

Don’t stop talking.

First...

...I found the ex-boyfriend of...

...Arda’s new girlfriend.

- Me. - You.

Then...

...I started following him.

So the night we met at the bar wasn’t a coincidence.

It wasn’t.

Did you think about being treated?

I really tried to stop myself but...

...it is not that easy.

I mean it is not that easy when your boyfriend is famous.

I see him wherever I look at. You know what I mean.

But...

...this time it didn’t go as I planned Mehmet.

Because...

...I fell in love with you.

What?

You...

...you are crazy.

Sinasi.

How are you, my Altan?

So so.

What happened that night?

I don’t feel like talking Altan.

Don’t do that. Don’t bottle up. Talk to us.

There is nothing to say brother İsmail.

She had planned everything.

I trusted her completely.

We all did. How were we supposed to know?

Actually she was a good girl.

She was honest. She was straight.

She has been very sad, very troubled lately.

- Maybe she regretted. - I will miss Defne.

- So will I. - So will I.

I won’t miss her.

Can we change the subject?

Let’s focus on the evening.

- Do we proceed with the operation? - Have you transferred the video?

Of course.

Let’s go through the operation.

Thank God. I thought you weren’t going to let us in.

Ladies and gentlemen...

...welcome to this year’s 4th annual Golden Baloon award ceremony.

Camera 3 ready for a wide shot of the stage.

I am looking at all of you and thinking...

...that probably I have seen this many celebrities all together...

...only in "Magnificent Century."

Great audience...

...a great night is waiting for us.

I should warn you about not to leave as soon as you get your award, OK?

I am in charge of security, ladies.

I am warning you. I might need to strip search you.

Ladies and gentlemen...

...now it is the time to announce one of the most important awards of the evening...

...the best actor.

Here we go.

Excuse me ladies.

That guy is so cute.

I inserted the tape. We are ready to cross fade.

Ready on a close up of new nominees!

Ufuk!

Mother?

I invite Omur Gedik on stage...

...to present the best actor award.

Immediate back up to the hallway area.

- Immediate back up to the hallway area. - What?!

My mother is approaching.

What have you been up to all these days?

- Be quick. - Plans have changed.

It is all on you brother Ismail. Finish it up.

What are you doing here?

You are going home.

Yes, one of the most important awards of this evening is the best actor...

...I wonder whose name is on the envelope.

And... and... and...

...the best actor is...

...Arda Ardan.

We invite Arda Ardan on stage.

- Congratulations. - Thank you.

- Congratulations. - Thank you.

Ready to roll. Ok it is enough. Come on.

Come on Cagatay.

Are we good to go?

But stop playing with your phone.

Let’s roll.

Hello guys!

Thank you.

You must be hungry. I brought you guys some snack.

You must be hungry as well. Come on. Have a snack.

Excuse me. I am sorry.

- What are you doing? - I am sorry.

- Can you get out dude? - What are you doing bro?

Don’t mess with that. Security, security!

Thank you very much. Thank you.

Thanks a lot.

They say there is a woman behind every successful man.

It is a lie.

She is not behind me...

...and in your presence I’d like to thank that wonderful woman...

...who is always by my side.

Selin.

What is going on?

Turn this off. What is going on Jess?

What the hell is going on Jess?

- I have no idea. - Turn this off.

Do you love Selin?

Are you kidding me? Who cares about Selin now?

Selin.

Mehmet?

I feel like an idiot.

Don’t worry. It is over.

I don’t know why things turned out this way.

Maybe you say to yourself that “She deserved all of it.”

Never. I never say anything like that.

No.

You are right to say so.

I made you very sad.

Actually I made you sad.

I am sorry Selin.

I am very sorry.

What?

You are the last person to say sorry.

Selin...

Selin...

...I...

- Mom. - Don’t you mom me?

Come on!

Hey shark! Where are you going?

Stop. You will ruin the continuity. Ganger!

What are you doing here?

I left the set.

My career is over.

Is that why you are crying?

If that is why you are crying then don’t.

We can start up a...

...detective agency for you.

You can go on with your career like that.

Don’t laugh.

I am not laughing.

The scar still remains.

Of what?

Of the dagger you stabbed on my back.

How was the award ceremony?

Everything went according to the plan.

Why aren’t you with your girl then?

I am with my girl.

Defne...

...you are...

...the most psycho...

...the most lunatic...

...craziest woman I can ever see in this world.

I know.

You are a real nutcase.

I know.

But if I were to give you a point...

...on a scale of 1 to 10...

...it would be 10...

...11...

...and even...

...12.

Come here.

You are good?