All language subtitles for Bekarliga Veda 2013

- What do you think of this?
- Wow!

Didem, pull yourself together.
What are you doing?

You are trying to drive me crazy.
Look where you have brought me!

Didem, please calm down.

You are going to get married one day
and have a baby too.

When? When?

Are you ready?

This is it, for sure!
What do you think?

Didem, that's enough. You are
occupying people for no reason.

Alright, alright! So what?

- Welcome.
- Hello.

Esra, how do I look?
What do you think?

Girls, should I buy this?

Didem, enough with this nonsense.
We came here for Esra.

- Okay.
- Girls, let me tell you something.

Mert is going to introduce me
to his mother this weekend.

- Finally!
- Finally!

It's crucial
that his mother likes you.

I have read that mothers of men
don't want to share their sons.

Therefore,
it's crucial that she likes you.

So?

But she'll like me, right?

- What's up?
- I hope your mom will like me.

Of course she will.
Why wouldn't she?

I don't know, they say that...

...mothers of men
don't want to share their sons.

My mother isn't like that at all.
Come on.

Don't worry. You'll see...

...she will be very happy to hear
that we have decided to get married.

We have decided to get married.

You decided to get married?

If you'll excuse me,
I'll be right back.

I don't think she's happy
to hear about our decision.

It's alright, she'll get used to it.

Well...

You'll have some champagne,
right, Esra?

No, thank you.

Why?

Is it because...

I understand.
I understand perfectly.

When I was pregnant with Mert,
I didn't drink either.

God bless!
I'll take care of your child...

...the same way I took care of you
as your nanny.

Don't you worry.

- Murvet, you may begin the service.
- Sure.

- You misunderstood us.
- Esra isn't pregnant, mom.

Then why are you getting married?

I mean, you are both very young.
- "Young", mom?

I'm just in my early forties.

Sweetheart...

Mom, darling...
Don't worry.

When the time comes, we'll tell our
children not to call you "grandma".

- Where's the bathroom?
- That way.

Excuse me.

Hello?

Esra, how is it going?

She was a bit shocked at first when
she heard about our decision, but...

And?

I think she liked me!

I didn't like her at all.
You deserve much better.

Don't try to insist,
I refuse to meet her family.

Yes. Look at that.

Yigit, sweety, do you want one?
- No, I don't eat sausages. Thanks.

- Then, I'll eat it, sweety.
- I appreciate it.

Come on.
Let's give them the presents.

Happy birthday
to your beautiful daughter.

- Thank you so much.
- Hopefully, it will be my turn next.

Since you are all here,
let me give you these invitations.

- Are you getting married?
- Yes!

I'm also getting married
this summer.

I'm so happy for you!

How about you, Didem?
- Would you like something to drink?

No, thank you. We hope to see you all
at ourwedding.

I'm about to lose it!

Do you see
what kind of pressure I'm under?

We used to make fun of this girl
in high school...

...saying that
she'll never find a husband.

Tell me who the loser is now.
- Didem, stop being ridiculous.

Why are you making
such a big deal out of this?

I think you should
openly discuss this with Cem.

Where's the harm in that?
- I agree.

- No way in hell!
- Why not?

Rule number one
from the book "The Road to Marriage":

"Don't be the one to bring up
the marriage issue first. "

Wait, wait. I'll go spend some time
with the kids.

Rule number five:
"Whenever possible...

...try to give him the impression
that you'd make a good mother. "

Dude, I don't like kids at all.
It's all so pointless.

I only like the act of making them.

I'm thinking of proposing to Didem.

- Really? That's great, man. When?
- You too? You too?

First, Mert, and now, you!
Are you nuts, man? Are you nuts?

What marriage? Don't get yourself
into that mess too.

Day and night, the same woman.
Day and night, the same woman.

You are going to get bored.
How can you not see that?

Look at Ergun!
Just look at him!

Yes. The man is married.
The man is married.

His joy of living is gone.
He is finished.

Watch what you are saying, man.
He's going to hear you.

Ergun!

Stop it, man. Maybe he has
some sort of a problem.

Give me a minute,
I'll do a little survey for you.

Here I am.

- Come, my dear Ergun.
- How's it going, guys?

Good, very good.

Ergun, we want to ask you something.
We were really curious...

We were wondering...
How is the situation?

- What situation?
- The situation!

- Whose situation?
- Naim Suleymanoglu's!

Whose situation could it be?

Well, guys, you see?
He has forgotten all about it.

It's not even on his mind.
You are not getting any, are you?

How could you tell?

- Ergun!
- Take that.

- Yes, sweetheart?
- Elif is crying, can't you hear her?

I'll be right there. Enjoy it, guys.
I'll go check on the baby.

Take that, Ergun!

So, you see, guys.

That's a married man's life.
So, I was right.

You should change your minds before
it's too late. Let's party instead.

Look!
We'll blow the candles now!

- Honey, let's blow the candles!
- Come on! One, two, three...

Come on!
- Come on!

One, two, three...
- Look at the cake!

Bravo! Bravo!

I'd say Ukraine,
what do you think?

What do I think about what?

Let's have Mert's bachelor's party
in Ukraine.

Then, he'll change his mind for sure.

Or maybe we should go somewhere
in Asia. I can't decide.

Or I'll put together a team of girls
from all different nations.

That would be the best.

Okay? Are you with me?

- We'll see.
- We'll see?

Don't be scared, I'm going to
take you on a world tour.

How come
he still hasn't proposed to me?

I have done every single thing
written in this book.

For example, rule number one:
"Don't talk about marriage. " I don't.

I cooked. Actually, it was take-out,
but he didn't seem to notice.

I don't show him as much attention.
I only call him 10 times a day.

I don't act as jealous anymore
either.

Right away, my love.

Hey! Do I look like someone who would
let her boyfriend get snatched up?

Get the hell out of here
before I rip your hair out!

At least Cem doesn't notice
that I am jealous.

Rule number two:

"To raise a kitten or a puppy
together might be a step forward. "

Open your eyes!

Honey, I'm so sorry.

I didn't know
that you were allergic to dogs.

At least, I tried.
Listen to me. Rule number three:

"Be open to fantasies,
spice up your sex life. "

Surprise!

How was I supposed to know
that the national soccer team...

...had a game that night?
Anyway. Rule number four:

Adrenaline is really important
in a relationship, keep it high.

My love, it's been years since
I jumped last! I am so excited!

I love you!
- I love you too!

I'm afraid of heights!

I can't do this! I can't!
Get me down!

What else can you do?
You've already tried everything.

- I did. I swear, I did.
- Didem, calm down, please.

You have a great relationship
with Cem.

Is marriage a must?
- Yes, it is.

What do you think?

I'd definitely pick the blonde one.

Dude.
I wasn't talking about the girls.

Madam. Excuse me.

Sorry to bother you, but my friend
and I can't make a decision.

Which one would you choose?
- The one in your right hand.

Yeah? Can I put it on you?

To see how it looks.

If it suits you,
I'll buy it for you as a gift.

What are you doing, man?
Cut it out for a minute.

But I'm bored, man. You've been going
back and forth for an hour now.

Just choose one already.

Okay, I'll take this one.

Look at yourself. I swear,
I'll stop hanging out with you.

And on top of it, you are happy!

Okay, stop pouting. Don't worry,
we'll find you a good wife too.

What happened, man?

- Where did this girl come from?
- Which girl?

We only had sex once,
and now, she's stalking me.

Did she see me? Is she looking?
- No, but she's coming.

- Yigit?
- Mine, what's up?

- It's not Mine, it's Merve.
- Close enough.

I've been calling you for days.
Why won't you answer my calls?

You are avoiding me, right?
But why?

You said you were in love with me,
you were really happy with me.

- My dear Mine...
- Merve.

Whatever.

Please, don't cry.
You are getting hysterical again.

- I trusted you, you fooled me!
- Come on.

- Really?
- Really.

I'm sorry that I yelled at you.
- No problem.

We'll see each other.

What did you tell her?

It's a professional secret.

What else could it be,
for a scumbag like you?

Didem! Hey, Didem!

What is it?

I saw Cem today, coming out
of a store with a box in his hand.

Erdi, today is our anniversary.
He probably bought me a present.

I said "a store", I said "a box".

A ring!

He bought me a ring!

He is going to propose!

He is going to propose!
I did it!

I finally did it!
That's the power of the book!

I'm really happy, Yaman.
This screenplay was great.

I'm really happy
that they chose me.

This job is going to be
your big break.

You don't get this lucky every day.
We have to make the best of it.

If it works out
the way we want it to...

...you could be a star by next year.
Everybody would be talking about you.

We are going to dinner
with the producer this evening...

...and you are coming too.

I'd love to,
but it's my anniversary with Didem.

He's going to propose to her.

Bravo!
Tell me, are you nuts?

That's it! Let experience
speak for itself. Bravo, my friend.

This is your first feature film.

You have to be very careful
with your personal life.

She's not going anywhere.
You can get married next year.

- Didem.
- Yes?

Excuse me. There's been a little
mix-up with the orders, I believe.

Did you order a salad with shrimp and
salmon with tropical ginger dressing?

We ordered a salad with parmesan
and grilled entrecote.

What were you saying, my love?

- How would you like your meat cooked?
- Very well-done.

Would you like vegetables,
rice or mashed potatoes with it?

- Vegetables.
- Vegetables it is.

I strongly recommend our soufflé.
- I don't want it!

What were you saying, my love?

You are the best thing
that ever happened to me.

Except for the handbag you threw
at my head, when we first met.

I love you so much.

Yes! Yes!
Yes, yes, yes! Yes!

This is...
I really wanted...

I have wanted these earrings
for so long.

That's great.
I'm glad you like them.

Actually,
I have a surprise for you.

There can't be a bigger surprise
than these earrings.

I landed a part in a feature film.

- I'm so happy for you.
- Cem?

Good evening, Didem.
- Hello.

Gozde.

Gozde, come here. Let me
introduce you to Didem and Cem.

He will be your co-star.

- Nice to meet you.
- You too.

I looked at these earrings and
screamed "yes", can you believe that?

He's not going to marry me.
This man is not going to marry me!

What are you talking about, Didem?
Besides, you are being selfish.

Think about how important
a feature film is for Cem's career?

And what about my career?
Geez!

And he's working with this girl
in the movie.

- She's nothing special.
- You are much prettier than she is.

Of course.

There's no need
to make a big deal out of this.

Cem is an actor and he will always
work with girls like her, okay?

You should get used to this idea.
- I think Zeynep is right.

Don't turn this into a problem.

I'm telling you,
it would be a huge mistake.

- So, you live in the US, Gozde?
- Yes, in New York.

Are you here for the movie?

Yes, I am. But there's nothing
holding me in the US anymore.

I'll see what life has to offer.

Where did I go wrong?

- I'm going to kill myself.
- Please, stay calm, Zeynep.

Here it is. I found it.

"If you applied all the rules
and he still hasn't proposed...

...be prepared to see another woman
in your boyfriend's life soon. " What?

That's all we needed!

Didem, I'm begging you,
drop that book already.

I'm all out of energy right now!

He's not picking up.

He rejected my call!

What if...

No way.

No, when can he cheat on me?
You know, I don't let him breathe.

Didem, you talk as if you don't know
what men are like.

First, they say
they are in a meeting, and then...

He just said that right now.
He said it.

I'm finished. I'm all out of energy!
I'm about to lose it!

- Me too!
- Me too!

Don't lose it, girls.
We'll catch him.

I have caught many cheaters,
thanks to my fortune teller.

Your fortune teller?

Come.

This is my first time
at a fortune teller. I'm so excited.

He knows everything, right?
- Of course he does. Come on.

Didem, sit across from me.

- He knew my name!
- I just called you by your name.

Oh, right.

Ask.

My boyfriend
still hasn't proposed to me.

Could there be
anotherwoman in his life?

Could there be?

Your boyfriend is
very popular and handsome.

- Yes, he is an actor.
- Don't you interrupt me!

There are loads of women
around him.

- What happened?
- I see him kissing a tall brunette.

- No, no. That's impossible.
- They are having sex.

- No, no, no!
- They are all over each other.

- Are you sure?
- Water doesn't lie.

You will see it for yourself soon.

I have to go.

You know, we will shoot the teaser.
And you also have fighting lessons.

See you.

Do you need a ride?

No, we'll have another drink.
Right, Cem?

He'll cheat on me with Gozde.
I knew it from the start.

I can't believe you, Didem.

You should see a shrink
instead of a fortune teller.

It's not only
what the fortune teller said.

Another book now!

Listen. Wait.

"If he doesn't answer your call
immediately", as it happened today...

"If he suddenly starts buying you
expensive gifts. "

That's the explanation
for the earrings.

"If you don't have sex
as often as before. "

What's that got to do with it?
I don't agree with that.

That's no surprise,
since you have no sex drive.

- Didem!
- But it's true, she has no drive.

Who knows when
she had sex with Ergun last?

Poor guy.
- Poor guy? Don't exaggerate.

Okay, okay. Wait a minute.

Tell the truth,
when was the last time you had sex?

I don't know.
Let me think about it.

We went to a concert together,
and I got really drunk, remember?

I think it was then.

Zeynep,
that was four months ago.

- Four months and a week.
- Four months and a week?

Shame on you, man!

I told you, his joy of living
is gone, he's finished.

Didn't I tell you? There you go.
- Yigit, cut it out.

He already has a hard time
confiding in us. Listen to yourself!

- I am a man, after all.
- Yes, dude. You are a man.

And this is the issue
you are bringing up?

Well, obviously, nothing else
is coming up. But anyway...

Yigit.

If you have money problems,
why don't you tell me?

Mert, give Ergun a grand.
Give it to him.

What are friends for?

Is that the solution?
Go see a therapist with Zeynep.

A therapist?

What are you talking about?
For God's sake, are you crazy?

You are really overdoing it.
Buddy, hold up.

I'm going to provide you...

...with some medicine.

And...

Here it is.
- Get out of here!

- What's that?
- Be cool. Relax. There's no problem.

It's completely herbal.
It has no side effects.

In Europe, there are shops
selling it on every street.

Go to Amsterdam, you'll see it.

Guys, now that we are having
a heart-to-heart...

...we should admit that
we, men, aren't always successful...

...when it comes to
giving women orgasms.

But it's also true that
there's a place out there.

Although we have never been there
or seen it, it's ours to conquer.

Why didn't you tell me before
that you have such a problem?

You can't live your whole life
doing it by yourself.

You tell me that
it's been four months and a week...

...and you have the nerve
to come shake my hand.

- You'll see when he cheats on you.
- That's enough!

Leave me alone, Didem.

Stop! Stop!
Cem is with that girl!

Quick, tell me what to do.

- Wait a minute, calm down.
- Yes, calm down.

He told me that he's in a meeting,
damn liar!

- Don't make a scene, okay?
- Okay. I'm just going to talk to him.

Hello. I hope
I'm not interrupting your meeting.

My love, come.
The meeting is over. Have a seat.

No, thanks, I'll pass.

You remember Gozde?

I came out to shop.
I called you to let you know...

...but for some reason,
you rejected my call.

We were still having a meeting then.
I was just about to call you, honey.

If my turn comes, of course!

I completely forgot that I had
something very important to do.

If you'll excuse me...
- Sure, don't let us hold you up.

Gozde, we can give you a ride
if you want.

- No, no. Don't bother. See you, Cem.
- See you, my dear.

Didem, have a seat.

Darling, have a seat.

Would you like something to eat?
- No.

- What's wrong? Is there a problem?
- I don't know. What do you think?

I don't think
that there's a problem.

Sure. Except for your lies.
You were in a meeting?

My love,
I really was in a meeting.

Afterwards,
we came here to grab a bite.

Yaman just left.
- I'm sure he did.

Are you trying to imply something?

Let's go.

No. I'm mad because you have the time
to grab a bite with Gozde...

...but no time to call me.

Is there something going on
between you and Gozde?

If so, be honest with me.

Didem, you are being ridiculous.
Don't you trust me?

After all this time,
if you still don't trust me...

Of course I trust you, honey.
But I don't trust women.

Ergun. What are you doing?
Behave yourself.

But you promised me last night,
darling.

I have a headache.

I'm begging you, Zeynep.

For God's sake, the last time
we had sex, it was snowing!

Shut up, the kid will hear you!

So what
if a two-year-old girl hears it?

Ergun, stop it.
Stop stressing me out.

"Stop stressing me out", she says.

"Stop stressing me out", she says.
I'm the one who is stressed out!

- What do you have in your hand?
- Nothing. What should there be?

- You are hiding something.
- Why would I?

Whatever.

I've been looking for this.
It's my medicine.

- Medicine forwhat?
- It's a painkiller. From abroad.

It's a very strong,
herbal painkiller.

Let me have one.
Maybe it'll help me.

Okay, honey.

Come on.

Let me dissolve it in water first.

Hold me, I'm about to faint.

Their house
doesn't even have a walkway.

I have a headache.

We used to live
in a village like this too.

It took me back to my youth.
I'm so glad we came.

Should we stay for a few days?

Don't you hear what I'm saying,
Murvet? Listen to yourself!

I don't feel well.
I think I'm going to faint.

It's probably because of the
fresh air. Come on, it's okay.

We are basically in the wilderness.
I'm sure there are bears here too.

Welcome.

Mom, mom...

- Help!
- Hello, how are you?

Hello. My dear...

Can I have some lemon cologne
or water?

- Esra! What happened to her?
- Should we call a doctor?

Good God!

Mom, are you okay?

She's coming to.
Are you okay?

Mert went to see Esra's family
to ask for her hand in marriage.

They are going to get married.
Then, they are going to regret it.

After six months,
it will all be over.

Dude, what do you know about love?

Have you ever had
a serious relationship?

Everybody has a purpose in life.
Mine is...

...to make women happy.

If I devoted myself
to just one woman...

...it would be unfair to the rest.
I can't do that to them.

I was so afraid that something
was going to happen to her.

Thank God, she felt better quickly.

I can't believe this.

I left my boyfriend in Istanbul
with this girl.

There she goes again.

Supposedly, he has fighting lessons
with Gozde orwhatever.

Wait a minute.

Is there no
cell phone reception here?

I'm finished. No reception!

- Is that enough for today, coach?
- Sure.

I'm telling you, man,
you can't resist that woman for long.

Don't be ridiculous.

Who's that girl?
Introduce us right away.

No way. She's Gozde's best friend.
Surely, you'll treat her bad.

You see? She likes me.

I'm finished.
I don't understand.

How do people live here
without Facebook or Twitter?

Besides that, they live
without talking on the phone.

I think I have reception!

Hello?

What's going on?
- Are you hurt?

- No, I'm okay.
- Let me see.

I'm sorry, I didn't see you.

What's with the rifle
and the hunting?

Are we in the wilderness here?

Aren't we?

Dude, meet Mr. Ozil.
I scored six goals.

You must be a fool.

Yes. That girl turned me into a fool.
I can't get her out of my mind.

- Which girl?
- Hande, man. Hande!

Is it possible I fell in love?
- No.

Are we going to play?

To get her out of my mind,
I have to sleep with her.

Do you think she'll call me?

You gave her your number by force.
So, she won't.

You think so?

Dude, Hande is calling.
- No way!

Yes!
Yes! This is a signal!

Hello, Hande?
What a nice surprise.

Tonight?

- Mom, it's your turn.
- Okay.

I don't really know
how these things work, but...

The reason for our visit
is apparent.

The kids have decided to get married.
If you are also okay with it...

But if not, we wouldn't mind.

Mom.

You have our blessing.

Yes!
Where should I have sex with her?

What are you doing tonight?
- I don't know.

I'll probably watch TV.
- Really? That's great.

So, you stay here, and
I'll sleep with her at your place.

No, you can't sleep with her
at my place.

- Okay. See you.
- Yigit. Yigit!

Didem?

I can't help it, my dear.
I'm so moved.

I wish Cem was here too.

Maybe he'd get more excited
about the whole marriage thing.

Mustafa. Welcome.

- Hello.
- How are you?

- Fine. Congratulations, cousin.
- Thanks. I wish you the same.

This is my cousin, Mustafa.
Meet Didem, Zeynep and Mert.

- Hello.
- Hello.

- Hello.
- Mustafa is a civil engineer.

He lives in Ankara, but
he's moving to Istanbul soon. Right?

Yes, hopefully.

Put that phone away.
You're obsessed with Cem.

Alright, alright.
I can't reach him anyway.

How are you, Yaman?

- It's Yigit.
- Close enough.

Is this your place?
- Yes.

- It looks way too fancy for you.
- Why? It's mine.

- So you must be married.
- No, no, no. I'm not.

I don't like to commit,
and I don't approve of it.

Let me make it clear,
I'm not thinking about marriage.

Yeah, it's pretty pointless.

Yes. What is that all about?
To live together until you grow old.

What did Nietzsche say about women?

"Young: A cavern decked about.
Old: A dragon sallies out. "

- That's cool.
- Yes.

Wine?
- I hate it.

Really? Me too.
What is the deal with wine anyway?

So...

So, what should we do?

A beer?
- That would be great.

I can't apply the henna.
Where is the bride's mother-in-law?

That's you.
Go put a golden coin in her palm.

- What golden coin, Murvet?
- What would you do without me?

What a futile act!

- She's coming.
- Okay.

Come and dance,
mother-in-law.

No, thank you.
I don't like to dance.

Dancing was the only thing
left undone.

I have a headache again.

Give me my medicine, Murvet.
- I don't have it.

What do you mean, you don't have it?
I told you to put it in your purse.

- Mom, do we have any painkillers?
- We should.

Aunt Helime,
I have some in my purse.

Just to remind you,
I am 70 years old, Ender.

My husband Ergun
had it brought from abroad.

It kills the pain immediately.
It's herbal.

- You are a photographer, right?
- Yes.

- You should take my pictures too.
- Sure.

- But nude.
- For sure.

Some things have to be appreciated
while they are beautiful, right?

Definitely. I'll take your pictures
whenever you want.

Right now, if you like.
- I'm not in the mood right now.

What should we do?

Should we watch a movie?
- Okay.

This is it.

Have you seen this movie?

- Only the first 15 minutes of it.
- Really? Me too.

- Really?
- Really!

Then let's start it
after the first 15 minutes.

I don't like wasting time.
- Me neither.

I don't know what happened.

It must have got some bad luck.
Why did it end so fast?

But if we wait for an hour or so,
I'll make it up to you. Promise.

I don't have that much time.
I have to go.

- What?
- I have to go.

What?

You have to go? Why?
Won't you stay with me?

No, baby.
I can't sleep next to a man.

Besides,
I have an early class tomorrow.

What do you mean?
Was this it?

My dear God!

Oh, God!
- What did you give her?

Excuse me.

Darling? Are you back?

Yes, where are you?

Okay, I'll stop by.
Text me the address, honey.

We are going to Cem's place.
- What?

You can't snoop around
Cem's apartment.

Come on.

I won't snoop around
anyone's apartment!

Me neither.

An earring.

A strand of hair.

An earring.

- What's going on?
- Didem?

What happened?
- An earring, a strand of hair...

...and there's a beer bottle with
lipstick on it in the living room.

Do you still think I'm wrong?

There must be a logical explanation
for all of this, Didem.

Yes, there is.

He cheated on me.

Just a minute, I'm coming!

Yeah, pizza. Just a second.

Here you are. Thanks.

Where to?

Yes? The receipt?

I got you.

Yigit was the one
who brought a girl here!

Here you go.

You were going to make
a fool of yourself.

We can't be sure that it was Yigit.
What if he came this morning?

But we are not certain
whether it was Cem either.

Yes.

So, the possibility that I've been
cheated on has dropped to 50 percent.

Which is worse.
I can't live with this suspicion.

What is he doing?

God damn you!

What the hell are you doing?

- We should have jumped.
- We'd be better off dead.

Okay. Forget it, it didn't happen.
We didn't see anything.

- But it did happen.
- I still feel sick.

I can hardly walk, slow down.

Cut!

Excuse me,
is this the movie set?

Shooting is in progress.
You can't go in, madam.

Well, I'm Cem Sezgin's girlfriend.

We have strict orders
from the director, madam.

You can't enter
until the shooting is over.

Please wait here.

Cem.

Didem.

Cut!
What the hell is going on?

I'm sorry,
she is my girlfriend.

Dear God!
I brought a cake for all of you.

Wait.
Just a minute. Dear God.

Good day. Hello. I'm Didem.
- Hello.

Hello.

Here you go, man.

Good luck with your new set.

- Welcome, Didem.
- Hello, Gozde.

I couldn't say no to Cem
about visiting the set.

I was out of town
the last two days.

He couldn't wait until tonight,
so he asked me to come by.

We are so in love
with each other.

We have a very passionate
relationship.

How nice.

- Do you have a boyfriend?
- Unfortunately not. We broke up.

- Why? Maybe you'll make up.
- I doubt it. He was way too jealous.

I would have to quit my career
in order to be with him.

Quit, then. What is
more important than love in life?

Love is important too. But still...

Oh, I'm so sorry.
Come here, my dear.

So you are stuck in between
a dilemma. Best of luck, my dear.

- They're not the same.
- I agree.

I think they're the same.

Girls, don't you see the difference?

One is Loreal 4-30 dark brunette,
the other one is 3-20 chestnut.

Believe me, I worked at a hairdresser
before, so I know.

We've been waiting for half an hour.
I have things to do, dude.

Leave me alone.
Get out. I'm going.

If I wait alone,
she'll think that I'm a loser.

Of course you're not!

Today she'll definitely
go to the gym.

- And if she won't?
- Then we'll come here again tomorrow.

You are really losing it.

Don't you realize that
you've become obsessed with her?

Man, I'm telling you,
she used me and dumped me.

I need to get back at her.

And you are taking it
as a matter of pride?

There's no such thing as pride
when it comes to love.

What kind of love is that?

Unfortunately,
that's how it is.

When someone doesn't give you
attention, you fall in love.

It's that simple.
- Look at that bike!

It's understandable
that she doesn't want me.

Would she jump off that bike
and jump on top of me?

Hande. How's it going?

Fine.
I didn't return your call, right?

Yes. I thought
we could do something together.

I'm sorry, dear,
I've been a little busy.

No problem,
we can do something later.

I'm not available.

- What about tomorrow?
- I already have plans for tomorrow.

- How about this weekend?
- I'll be in Antalya this weekend.

Antalya? I don't believe it!
I'll be in Antalya too! Which hotel?

- Adam and Eve.
- Adam and Eve?

Oh my God, what a coincidence!
This must be a sign!

I'll be at the same hotel.
We'll probably see each other.

I've already made plans with the
girls. I won't have time for you.

- She told you to f... off, right?
- You know it!

I was annoyed, anyway.

But I won't let myself
get to this point again.

We're going to Antalya this weekend
to have Cem's bachelor's party.

Get ready, I'm back!

Honey, should I come to Izmir
with you?

It's up to you, my love.
But what will you do at a funeral?

Besides,
Esra and Zeynep aren't coming either.

I'll just go and come back
with the guys.

You're right.

Didem, are you certain that
they are going to Antalya?

- I told you, I saw the text message.
- Why would they lie to us?

Are you naive orwhat?

Because, here, Cem couldn't
get comfortable with Gozde.

And why did he invite
Mert and Ergun again?

I don't know, maybe she'll
bring her girlfriends with her.

Ergun wouldn't lie to me.
He can't.

Zeynep, he already did.

If you give it to him once every
four months, this is bound to happen.

What did I tell you? You can't let a
man run loose even for five minutes.

You don't let him run loose,
but look what happens.

Okay, but at least I found out
that the funeral was a lie.

I can't believe you, man!

So we're going to a funeral, huh?

Why didn't you tell me anything?
I would have packed a bag, at least.

Don't even look at me.
It was all a part of Yigit's plan.

Don't worry, guys.

I am going to make sure that you
spend a night you will never forget.

Guys, I'm really excited.

Because this is the first
bachelor's party that I'm attending.

- Oh, poor guy.
- Good luck then.

God, I never thought
I'd see this day.

I'm the man!
- Ergun, you are so pathetic.

You will learn, man.
You will get hooked.

I don't see any girls with them.

I'm going to divorce Ergun.
For sure! You'll see!

Can I say something?

Maybe there was a last minute change
of the location of the funeral.

What? It can't happen?
- Give me a break!

Sir, could you please
switch off your mobile phone?

No problem,
it's in the "take off" mode.

Look, he even arranged a ride.

Welcome.

Hello.
To Adam and Eve Hotel, please.

Get in, guys.
Come on.

Hurry up with the bags, son.
I brought the boys here for vacation.

Welcome. Please.

Run, run, run!
Excuse me!

Damn it!

Follow that black van
in front of us.

I'm so excited!
I always wanted to do this.

- Welcome.
- Good boy.

Come on, guys.

God, I'm coming to you!

Gentlemen, are you ready
for a tour around the world?

Didn't I tell you?
- You are really starting to scare me.

Easy.

Let's go. Come on.

I'm starting to scare myself too.

Actually, I wouldn't cheat on Zeynep.
But just in case, hold me back.

Don't worry, bro.

Go, go, go!

What's going on here?

Look at these girls. We look like
damaged goods next to them.

Come on.

They're coming.

- What are they doing?
- Come on.

- Hello.
- Hello. Welcome.

- Do you have a free room?
- Let me check right away.

We'd be glad
if it was the adjoining room...

...to the gentlemen
that were just here.

Gentlemen.
The royal suite.

- Wow.
- Wow.

Guys, really,
all this was unnecessary.

When is my best friend going to
have another bachelor's party?

- Hopefully never again.
- Hug me!

- You did it again.
- Yes, I did.

- Yigit, the suite looks nice.
- Of course it does.

Cem? Don't worry,
I got us a good bargain.

- Why do you have my credit card?
- Don't be a penny-pincher.

- Then we should enjoy it.
- Yes, we should.

It's amazing here.
It's a great hotel for a honeymoon.

Why didn't they invite us to come?

Why would they?
They have other plans in mind.

I can't believe
what we're going through.

My husband, the father of my child,
is in the next room...

...getting ready
to cheat on me.

They couldn't even wait
until nighttime. You will see!

Girls. Come on, let's go!

They're not waiting until tonight,
they're already at the pool.

Hande.

Sorry, I thought you were
someone else.

I'm Yigit, by the way. Hi.

Beat it.

I see.

As you can see, you were wrong,
Didem. There aren't any girls.

Right. False alarm.

What difference does it make?
After all, they lied to us.

- Right.
- They haven't called us for hours.

They already have an excuse. That
they're supposedly at the funeral!

Look at these idiots.
And they're sunbathing!

And then they wonder
how they got caught.

And they say that
the women are evil.

They wouldn't admit that they're
idiots, so we are the evil ones.

I have an idea.

Be quiet.
- Wait, don't call.

Let's call altogether at the same
time, so they panic.

Let's see what happens.

- I'm calling.
- Me too.

Zeynep.
Guys, Zeynep is calling.

Zeynep is calling,
what are we going to do?

- Esra is calling too.
- And so is Didem.

They felt it.

Man, these women are a nightmare.

They're all evil.

Gentlemen, even if they
didn't sense anything...

...they will surely find out
when we get back.

And why?

Because you're tanning
like idiots.

Do you have a 50 factor?

I wonder what they're talking about.
Come on, let's go.

I think we should tell
the girls the truth.

What are you talking about?
What are we going to say?

"We told you that we were going to a
funeral but we felt bad for lying. "

What are you saying, Mert?
- I can't say that.

She's extremely jealous these days.
She'll never trust me again.

You guys are so whipped!

Look at yourselves
after just one phone call.

They put a leash on you.
"Sit! Sit! Get up! Get up!"

Do you have to report to them?

A Turkish man should be the one
wearing the pants.

He doesn't wait for orders.
If necessary, he'll smack her around.

- Dear God!
- Ergun, calm down.

What are you talking about?
Who is smacking who?

- Are we that weak?
- Okay, I may have exaggerated a bit.

But if you call the girls now,
they'll be here within an hour.

Gentlemen, please don't screw up
the bachelor's party tonight.

- Bachelor's party?
- Bachelor's party?

Please. Yes.

Guys, I'm going in the water.

Dude, I'm telling you, they felt it.

Cem, dude!
How come you guys are so relaxed?

Guys, I'm going to call Didem.

Look at the time.
She must have freaked out by now.

Cem is calling.
What should I do?

Stay calm, answer the phone,
don't give anything away.

Okay, wait.

Yes, my love?
- How are you, honey?

Sorry, I wasn't able to call earlier.
- That's understandable.

- What are you up to?
- Not much. I'm at home.

Darling, I went to the pool
with the girls. I'm so tired now.

What are you guys up to?
- Well, we went to the funeral.

Now we're
at Yigit's parents' house.

Darling, I think
we'll be going to bed early tonight.

What's going on?

Nothing. It's just Yigit.
We can't shut him up.

Oh, is that so?
I'm so sorry for his loss. Anyway.

Alright, darling.
Say hi to everyone for me.

Kiss you.

Shut up, man.

Be quiet,
they're going to hear you.

What was that?
God damn!

Gentlemen, there's something weird
going on next door.

Whatever that guy is doing to that
girl, I think we should do the same.

- I'll kill him!
- Come here! Didem!

- Girls, girls!
- Did you find anything out?

Yes, yes.
The party is on the atrium floor.

And the concept is harem.

- What? Harem?
- Yes.

Do you know what it means?
Do you know what harem means?

It means a lot of pretty girls.

When are we leaving?

- Let's go.
- I'm bored already.

I think they're leaving.
Come on.

They're gone.

We have to sneak in to that party
and see what they're doing.

Okay, but how?

Hande.

God damn.
I'm really sorry.

You again?

I'm so sorry, man.
We meet again.

It's my fault.
What's up?

Get out of here! Are you trying to
dick me around orwhat?

Dick? No, I've got nothing to do
with dicks.

Well, I mean,
I'm into women.

But of course, not your woman.
I wouldn't even think of it.

Thank God.
Where have you been?

Look, here's my woman.
It was all a mix up.

Don't they look alike?
Let me see.

No, absolutely not.

We're leaving then.
I wish you dick-free days.

Where are you going, Hande?

Oh, God...

This place is amazing, Cem!

- Oh, Cem?
- Gozde?

How are you?
- Fine, and you?

Fine. What's up?

What would you like to drink?

- I'll take vodka too.
- Two shots of vodka!

- Another round?
- Sure.

Two more!

How's it?

- Another round?
- Sure!

Two more!

- Another round?
- Sure!

Send us two more!

Another round?

I get it, you're trying to get me
drunk and take advantage of me.

Sure, sure.

Send us two more.

Why are you staring
like you fell in love with me?

Like you fell in love with me?

Maybe because I fell in love
with you? Can't it be?

What love?
Love, he says!

That was great.

Let's go outside.
- What?

- Let's go outside and get some air.
- Sure.

Esra. Esra. Baby!
Baby, where are you going?

Why should I listen to you?
You are a dirty liar!

But I didn't lie to you.

I didn't even know
that we were coming here.

Didem. Didem, listen to me.
Didem!

Why should I listen to you?
This is all your doing, isn't it?

So that you can cheat on me
comfortably with Gozde.

Cheat on you?
Look, Yigit came here for Hande.

I didn't even know
that Gozde was going to be here.

Do you think I'm stupid?

Do you know how many books
I've read about cheating?

I could write a thesis
on this subject!

And he says he didn't know!
Like I will fall for this!

I'm going to go crazy!
- Didem!

Darling...

Don't even open your mouth Ergun,
or I'll tear it apart. Shame on you.

But I wasn't going to cheat on you.

You were all over her, but you
weren't going to cheat on me?

It's over. I'm going to divorce you.
- But, darling...

Zeynep, Zeynep, darling.
Please listen to me.

What happened?

Nothing,
there are so many pebbles here.

They're pricking me,
and I can't concentrate.

Yes!

Yes! Yes!

Yes!

Yes!
Could you ease up on the biting?

It doesn't feel as good as
women think it does.

Who's biting?

Are you okay?

- Is she not answering?
- No.

- Mert is calling.
- So is Ergun.

But I won't answer.

He can call as much as he wants,
but I won't answer.

Why isn't anybody calling me?

She's going to leave me.
And she won't let me see my child.

Man, I'm finished!

Esra isn't picking up, either.

Relax, dude. She'll call you back
when she calms down.

That's how women work.

You think she can find a man
better than you?

- He's still talking!
- What have I done?

What else could you have done?

Because of you,
we have all been dumped!

Really?
I almost lost the little guy.

And all you guys are thinking about
is being dumped.

It's over now.
We had fun, and now we're back.

We all have things to do, come on.

It's over.
I will never forgive him.

I'll divorce him quickly
and take the kid too.

- When did you take that picture?
- Well, I am a lawyer.

Who are you texting with?
- I'm flipping on Cem.

What should I do? Keep it bottled up?
Listen to my last message:

"I hope the movie doesn't get
more than 10,000 viewers. "

That is the worst thing that could
happen to him. Watch, you'll see.

Good thing we went out.

As if it mattered when we used to sit
at home. They didn't appreciate it!

You're right.

Let's show them
what it means to have fun.

- Turn the volume up.
- Okay.

Louder!
Oh, yeah!

He will see.

I will find someone new and
get married as soon as possible.

I already made that mistake once.
And I have a child.

I will never get married again.

And I will adopt a child.
Do I have to get married?

- No, you don't.
- No, you don't.

- Don't call her!
- It's none of your business.

Why don't you go home already?
You settled down here.

I can't leave.
I have memories in this place.

The next song is from Cem to me.

And the next one
would be from Mert to me.

And the next one from Ergun to you.

I don't want a song or anything else
from him.

If I hadn't showed up there,
he was going to cheat on me. Scumbag!

Yes! Dirtbag!

Liar!
He'll never see my face again.

- Same here.
- Same here.

Girls, I'm fed up.
Enough is enough.

Are you nuts?
You can't break up because of this.

People forgive
far worse things.

As if there are a lot of decent men
left on the market.

Zeynep!

Besides, the rule is:

I didn't see, I didn't hear,
I don't know.

You have to play the fool
and seek revenge secretly.

Do I have to teach you
how to be a woman?

Let me tell you, if you continue to
act like this, you'll end up alone.

Ergun! Ergun!

Okay, wait here. I'm going to
get Zeynep for you, okay?

- Bring me my wife.
- I will.

Could you keep an eye on him?
- Bring me my wife!

Girls, do you think
we overreacted?

- Shut up, Didem.
- Shut up, Didem.

Shut up.

Zeynep.

Ergun is outside, all messed up.
You might want to see him.

I better go see him.

Esra.

Babe. I'm sorry.
Come on, please don't overdo it.

We are going to get married soon.
Let's not ruin it now.

So am I the one who is ruining it?
You are the one who lies!

Okay, babe. Come on, let's go,
we'll talk at home.

There's nothing to talk about.

Zeynep. Darling, I promise,
this will never happen again.

Please, let's go home.
- No way.

Darling, I promise,
this will never happen again.

- Mert!
- Excuse me.

- Leave me alone. Mert!
- Enough is enough!

I can't handle this!
Come on, we're going home!

Act like a woman!

The more I stayed quiet,
the more you walked all over me.

I'm your husband!
Go, now! Go!

Okay, darling.
Don't get angry.

And why hasn't Cem called me?

Give me my phone back.

Okay, man, here you go.

Call her as if
you are the one who is guilty.

Beg on your knees, but you will
never be in charge again.

Listen to me.

She'll come to her senses and
come knocking at your door.

You really don't know
women. You really don't.

You're depressing me.

You can't wait
for him to call forever.

What should I do? Call him?

Of course not,
use your tactics.

He has to feel as though he lost you.

How?

Yigit really knows about women.

I came to get my stuff.

Okay.

Wait, let me get them for you.

Instead of apologizing to me,
she's leaving me.

- Yes, yes, I did as you said.
- And did you make up?

No, he's inside right now, packing my
stuff. He didn't even invite me in.

I can't believe it. He definitely
has something going on with Gozde.

Listen, don't you dare let yourself
go. Grab your stuff and leave.

And don't listen to his lies.

Didem,
shouldn't we talk before we break up?

There's no need.
Goodbye.

Damn you, Yigit!
I was a fool for trusting you.

Mustafa?

What are you doing here?

I called Esra but couldn't reach her.

Her mother sent some things for her.
And I brought them over.

She's not here right now.
No problem, I'll take them.

I went to see Cem
to make up with him.

And he gave me my stuff.
Why do you think?

Because he has a thing with Gozde.
What else could it be?

I'm so sorry.

I hate all men.

Don't just stand there, come in.
Come on in.

Okay.

Could he have another reason
for giving me my stuff back?

You know what?

In this case, did I leave him,
or did he leave me?

What difference does it make?

It makes a huge difference, Mustafa.
A huge difference!

I wasted a whole year on this man.
Awhole year!

I'm going to cry again.

I'm not going to cry.

Could you pour me a drink?
I'm not going to cry.

That's enough,
you're going to get drunk.

I'm not going to cry.

And I don't get drunk.

I don't get drunk.

But you'll see.
Watch and see.

He will come here.
He will come back to me.

He's going to beg
for my forgiveness.

You'll see! He'll come here,
and beg for my forgiveness.

Okay.

I feel...

I feel nauseous.

- Okay. Come on, get up.
- He'll come here. He'll come!

Dirty liar.

Didem! OK, calm down.
Come. I got you.

It's okay, it's okay.

Didem, are you okay?

I'm coming in.

Didem, what are you doing?

- What? I'm taking a shower.
- Come on, let's get out of here.

Go away!

Didem, stop that!
Give me your hands.

Leave me alone.

Didem?

You should change. If you sleep with
these wet clothes, you'll get sick.

I just want to sleep.

Come on, get up.

- I want to sleep.
- You will sleep soon.

What?
Am I the only one who broke up?

I don't want to show off, but it's
like we are on our honeymoon again.

What? Didn't Didem come over
to your house last night?

- Yes. But just to grab her stuff.
- So why didn't you two make up?

I said, she came to grab her stuff.
She dumped me.

You definitely
don't know women.

Look, when a girl comes to grab
her stuff after you broke up...

...this means "let's fight and
then have make up sex".

- Does it really?
- Yes.

Didn't you know that?

Even I knew that.

Damn!

Good morning.

Coffee?

What have I done?

You were really drunk.
It can happen to anyone.

No problem.
- What do you mean, no problem?

It was difficult
to deal with you but...

Okay, stop! I don't want to hear it.
I feel so ashamed.

You don't have to.

Don't worry, I didn't see anything.
I had my eyes closed.

What a relief! I slept with you,
but you didn't even look at me.

Didem,
you misunderstood me.

I didn't misunderstand you!
I made a mistake!

I was drunk and cheated on, okay?

My subconscious took revenge,
not me. My subconscious.

It didn't happen, forget it.
Forget it, it never happened!

Look, nothing happened
last night, okay?

You were really drunk, you got in the
showerwith your clothes on...

...and I had to change them.
That's all.

Didem.

Could you forget about
this conversation and...

...just drink your coffee please?

Yes?

Didem.

Is she home?
- Yes.

Who are you?

I'm Esra's cousin. And...

...who are you?

You even made breakfast.
Mustafa, you are the best.

Cem?

I can't find the spare key to my car.
I came by to ask if you have it.

No, I don't.

Okay, I'll go then.

Okay.

Bye bye.

- Didem, don't do it.
- You'll regret it.

No, I won't.
I have others.

Look at what he's doing
instead of apologizing. Scumbag.

He has taken a year from me!
Awhole year!

But no.
I won't make this mistake ever again.

If they don't propose
in three months, I'll move on.

Next! Each minute is precious.
My biological clock is ticking.

When will I become a mother?
When will I have a baby?

- You're right.
- Definitely.

I have to get over him.

"At the wrap party for the movie
that they co-starred in...

...Cem Sezgin and Gozde Atasoy
shared intimate moments...

...which raised question marks. "
Shame on you.

Didem, enough.
You've been reading the same thing...

...for the past two days
and driving yourself crazy over it.

That's it.

You look great, bro.
- Thank you.

- Cheers to happiness.
- I hope you'll find it too.

That felt good.

Okay. Is the bride ready?

She looks gorgeous.

- You made a beautiful bride.
- Really? I'm so excited.

Sweetheart, hopefully
we'll see your wedding day too.

No, I'll pass.
I've learned my lesson.

From now on, I don't want anything
to do with men, or relationships...

...or dreams of marriage
and all that.

I'm fine the way I am.

Right, baby girl? Come here.

Afterwe get through tonight,
we'll be all better, right?

- It will hurt to see Cem, right?
- Not at all. Why would it hurt?

I told you, I'm fine.

Alright, alright.

Well, well, well.

Look at my brother, man.
You look so handsome.

Mert, listen to me.

You still have the chance
to back out, even right now.

My car is downstairs
with the engine running.

Just in case you back out.

- Yigit?
- Yes?

It's too late.

So your mind is made up.
Congratulations then.

Be happy.

Are you sure?
- Yes.

Come on!

Dear God! I had no idea that you all
wanted to get married so desperately!

Come on, come on!
Are you ready?

Come on in.

What are you doing here?

- Open it.
- For me?

What is this?

- It's the first picture of our baby.
- What?

Isn't it wonderful?

I scored.

- Didem.
- What kind of a man are you?

Have you no shame?
You cheated on me...

...you ruined our relationship, and
now you are parading around with her!

Cem? We are leaving.

Didem, did you guys get back
together? I'm so happy for you.

Come on, my love,
let's give them some privacy.

I'm sorry.

It's not a pair of earrings, is it?

Didem,
I love your sense of humor.

I love you so much.

Will you marry me?

Yes. Yes. Yes! Yes!

I did it!
I did it! I did it!

Honey!

- I did it!
- Congratulations.