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Absolutely not.
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But we're in Europe,
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the birthplace of
the modern rail system.
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It is also the birthplace
of the guillotine.
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You're not playing
with that, either.
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But I'm a college senior
and I know more about trains
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than Richard Trevithick.
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Who?
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He built the first
working steam locomotive.
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I don't care.
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You are not
gallivanting around Europe
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on a train by yourself.
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German children ride trains
by themselves
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all the time.
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When you become
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a German child, we'll talk.
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Richard Trevithick?
How does he know these things?
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Oh, George wrote me a letter.
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Dear Mary,
hope you and Sheldon
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are having a great time
in Germany.
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So great.
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Got the phone bill
the other day.
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It was a whopper.
Oh.
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I figured maybe,
instead of calling,
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we should try
the good ol' U.S. mail.
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Everything here is fine.
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A little crowded
since the tornado,
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but it's bringing us together.
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Missy, I got business
to tend to.
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I'll be out
in a second.
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Is she almost done?
I got to shower.
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There's a line
or a hose out back.
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Take your pick.
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Count of three!
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And our granddaughter is
getting more fun every day.
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Ah-boo.
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What is wrong
with you?
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It was just peek-a-boo.
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You'll be happy to know
your daughter
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made a new friend. Taylor.
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And they've been
hanging out a ton.
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Where're you going
all dressed up?
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I'm not dressed up, and I'm
going to the mall with Taylor.
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When do I get to meet this girl?
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Soon. Gotta go.
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Okay, let's do this.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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Ooh, she wrote back.
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Saving money already.
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Dear George,
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it was really nice
to get your letter.
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It reminds me of when
you were in Vietnam,
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except this time, I'm the one
in a foreign country
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and the enemy is Sheldon.
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The other day, he wanted to
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go riding around Germany,
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by himself, on a train.
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But I put a stop to that.
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Good.
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Shh.
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Your mom's been
going through a rough patch
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since she lost the house,
but she's a strong woman.
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You'd be proud of
how well she's dealing with it.
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Hey.
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What are you doing?
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Taking one of your beers.
What are you doing?
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Writing Mary a letter.
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Too cheap for a phone call?
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You know how much
those things cost?
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Tank of gas to say,
"I miss you."
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Besides, this is nice,
writing back and forth,
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kind of like when
I was in the Army.
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Oh, she writing you
back, too, huh?
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Mm-hmm.
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Huh.
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What?
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My house blows away,
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I don't even get
a damn postcard.
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Well, you should write her
first. That's what I did.
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Well, I'm not
her cheapskate husband.
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Heads up,
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I might kill your mother
before you get back.
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Oh, 7:19 to Frankfurt.
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Birthplace of the frankfurter.
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That's a must-see.
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Sheldon,
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can I get you
anything?
No.
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You sure? Cup of tea?
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I'm fine.
Hot chocolate?
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Why are you badgering me?
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Whoa, what brought that on?
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Nothing. Everything's fine.
I just have to study.
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Is this about the train?
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What? No. What train?
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Are you still mad that
I won't let you go alone?
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Yes.
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Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
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Someday, when you're a parent,
you'll understand.
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I'm sure I will.
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Okay, then.
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Dear Missy,
I'm sure you're surprised
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I'm writing to you,
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but I have a secret
and I have to tell someone
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or my head will explode.
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Ooh.
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The other day,
against Mother's orders,
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I rode a train by myself.
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What a loser.
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♪ Because you're mine ♪
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♪ I walk the line ♪
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♪ Because you're mine ♪
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♪ I walk the line... ♪
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George tells me you and Sheldon
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are having a good time
in Germany.
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Things here are
finally settling down.
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I moved in with Dale,
which has been great.
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He's been so
supportive and patient...
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Could you play another song?
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I'm working on this song.
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My last nerve
is what you're working on.
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Well, you got to practice
if you want to get good.
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For what? You're 74.
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You gonna
play that song in hell?
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Look, this is my house,
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and in my house,
I play the guitar.
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I thought you said
your house was my house.
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And in your house, there's a guy
who plays the guitar,
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and he's getting
pretty doggone good.
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Oh.
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Guide's here.
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Mmm.
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Julia Roberts
and Lyle Lovett.
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What does she see in him?
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Women love
musicians.
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Man, I got to learn
to play guitar.
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Why?
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So your love
for me will deepen?
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Nice save, Romeo.
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Oh, look.
Another letter from Mom.
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Aw. I think it's so romantic,
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you two writing to each other.
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It's just 'cause
he's a cheapskate.
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It can be both.
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Well, I think it's sweet.
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Well, I can write you
a letter if you want.
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Please don't.
Why not?
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'Cause your spelling
makes me sad.
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I can use small words.
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Dear George, I really loved
your last letter.
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Who would have thought
that I would have
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a love affair in Germany
and that it would be with you.
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I miss you all so much,
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but it sounds like
everyone is doing great.
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By the way,
Missy's new friend Taylor,
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is that a boy or a girl?
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Missy!
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I've included some Polaroids
of your granddaughter
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and your hot American boy toy.
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Don't feel bad for being
confused about Missy's friend.
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He is a boy, but don't worry,
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I'm on top of it.
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Taylor's a boy?
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Yes.
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So when you went to the movies
with him, he was a boy?
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Mm-hmm.
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And when you went swimming
at his house,
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he was a boy with his shirt off?
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I never said he was a girl.
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No, I said he was a girl
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and you didn't correct me.
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I don't remember who said what.
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Yes, you do.
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And that is the last
you're seeing of Taylor.
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Dad, it's not what you think.
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He doesn't like me like that.
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He's a 13-year-old boy.
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He likes all girls like that.
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He's 15, and he doesn't.
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Fifteen?
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And he really doesn't.
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The hell does that mean?
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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So, he's like a...
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gal pal?
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Bingo.
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Okay.
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So, can I go to his house
and watch a movie?
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No other boys'll be there?
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Just him and me.
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All right, then.
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Thanks, Daddy.
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It's a different world, Mare.
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I'm proud of Missy
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for keeping an open mind,
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and, shoot, I'm proud of myself.
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By the way,
I told my dad you're gay.
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Okay.
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Hey.
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Have you seen my guitar?
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No. Why?
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I could've sworn
I left it in the bedroom
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and now
I can't find it anywhere.
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That's weird.
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Did you hide it?
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I can't believe
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you would accuse me
of such a thing.
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Did you?
Did I what?
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Hide my guitar.
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♪ Because you're mine ♪
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♪ I lost my mind. ♪
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Well, give it back.
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Only under certain conditions.
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That guitar
has been here
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way longer
than you have.
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You want to
see it again?
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What conditions?
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First of all,
if I'm out of the house,
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you can play it all day long.
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That's reasonable.
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I'm a reasonable lady.
Number two:
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You cannot play the same song
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for more than five minutes.
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No, no, no, no.
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That's not how practice works.
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Repetition is
the key to mastery.
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Ten minutes.
Deal.
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It's in the closet
behind the rain coats.
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Well, thank you.
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♪ Because you're mine ♪
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Hold on,
let me get my egg timer.
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♪ Because you're mine. ♪
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Auf wiedersehen.
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Where you going?
Library.
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In Frankfurt.
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Have fun.
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As much as I hated lying,
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I loved trains
just a little bit more.
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Dear Mandy, there are
so many things
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I love about you, it's hard
to know where to start.
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But I will.
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Sure, I could go on and on
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about your beautiful...
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B-E...
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Where does the dang "U" go?
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...pretty... boobs.
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But what's more important
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is what's underneath:
Your heart.
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Oh, yeah. That's good.
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Can I cash out?
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Oh. Sure.
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Hey, question--
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if you sneak into the bathroom
to watch a woman shower,
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is that romantic or creepy?
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Romantic.
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That's what I thought.
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And when you're alone
in the shower...
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Ticket?
Oh.
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Mm-hmm.
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Ja.
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No.
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What-- What the hell?
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What?
What are you doing?
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Wh--
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00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:28,104
I'm just putting nose spray in
'cause you're snoring.
270
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:31,441
Well, that's no reason to stick
something up my nose.
271
00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:32,692
I'm sorry.
272
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,278
I mean, if anybody snores,
it's you.
273
00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:37,697
I mean, just look
at that honker.
274
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,366
That's not very nice.
275
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:42,744
What's not nice is you
violating my nose.
276
00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:44,287
It's not gonna
happen again.
277
00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:48,541
Hey, but listen,
now that you're up,
278
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,085
why don't we
just spritz
279
00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:52,212
the other nostril--
Don't you dare!
280
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,964
Okay, okay.
281
00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:58,009
And for your information,
you fart all night long.
282
00:11:58,009 --> 00:11:59,260
It's 'cause of
your cooking.
283
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:02,180
Quit feeding me fajitas.
284
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:06,476
Dear Missy, I'm currently
on my fifth train ride
285
00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,395
exploring Germany
and the nations
286
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,730
of the former
Austro-Hungarian Empire.
287
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,732
It's often referred to
as a dual monarchy
288
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,567
because the Hapsburg ruler
was both
289
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,112
the emperor of Austria
and the king of Hungary.
290
00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:20,240
Speaking of hungry... strudel.
291
00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:35,672
Wait! Wait!
292
00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,924
Warten! Warten!
293
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:40,010
That's German for "wait"!
294
00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:42,345
As you can see,
they did not warten.
295
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:57,027
Sheldon Cooper.
296
00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,156
Hello?
297
00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:02,157
OPERATOR
I have a collect call
298
00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:03,283
from Sheldon Cooper.
299
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,659
Do you accept the charges?
300
00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:06,327
Sorry, my dad said
it's too expensive and--
301
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,079
Missy, please,
it's an emergency!
302
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,082
Fine. I accept.
303
00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:12,167
Go ahead.
304
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:13,376
What?
305
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:14,836
I'm stranded
in a train station
306
00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,629
in Weinheim, Germany,
and I can't call Mom
307
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,131
because I lied about--
Sorry.
308
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,507
I'm getting another call.
Wait, don't--
309
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,801
Hello?
310
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,803
Oh, hi, Taylor.
311
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,347
Nothing.
What're you up to?
312
00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:26,973
Missy!
313
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,933
Missy?
314
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,310
Missy...
315
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,939
...and not just 'cause
you're naked in the shower--
316
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,233
'cause you're naked
and all sudsy.
317
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:40,403
It's like watching MTV,
but in the bathroom.
318
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:42,155
Well, I hope that didn't
sound creepy,
319
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:45,158
but you're so pretty
I can't stop looking at you,
320
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:48,161
even with clothes on
covered with CeeCee's spit-up.
321
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,955
Oh, you're
reading my letter.
322
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,207
I'll come back.
323
00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:53,875
Oh, now you want
to give me privacy?
324
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,919
So, it was creepy, huh?
325
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,462
It was.
326
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,256
Where you going?
327
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:02,509
Well, I'm gonna go
take a shower.
328
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,052
Maybe I'll leave
the door unlocked.
329
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:07,847
Well, all right.
330
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,772
It's okay, young man,
we speak English.
331
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,524
But not as well as my German,
so stay with me.
332
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,947
♪ I'm walking, yes, indeed ♪
333
00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:07,991
♪ And I'm talking
about you and me ♪
334
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,117
♪ I'm hoping ♪
335
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:11,244
♪ That you come back to me ♪
336
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,662
♪ Yeah ♪
337
00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:14,914
♪ I'm lonely as I can be. ♪
338
00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:20,461
Oh God!
Dad, get out!
339
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,130
Why didn't you
lock the door?
340
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:23,673
I didn't want
to miss anything.
341
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:28,553
...I've been sitting here
staring at your picture,
342
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:30,930
thinking about all the years
we've been together
343
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:35,643
and how I may have taken you
for granted the last few.
344
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:39,105
I do appreciate you,
I do love you,
345
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,441
and I'm sorry
I don't say it enough...
346
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,402
or say it at all.
347
00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:45,612
So...
348
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:48,072
rest up because when I get back,
349
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:50,033
I'm gonna show you how mu--
350
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:56,623
Hello?
351
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:57,832
Mom, it's me.
352
00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:59,250
I know I'm not
supposed to call,
353
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,835
but Sheldon called
and said he's in trouble.
354
00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:02,629
Sheldon's at the library.
355
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,297
No, he's not.
356
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,298
He's stuck at a train station
somewhere in Germany.
357
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,133
When did he call?
358
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,635
I don't know.
Two, three hours ago...
359
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,053
What?!
360
00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:11,888
You know, this is expensive,
I should go.
361
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,016
Oh.
362
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,560
I'm gonna kill him.
363
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,148
What are you doing?
364
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,400
I'm gonna go sleep
in the other room
365
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,568
so we don't bug
each other.
366
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:26,986
And leave me here all alone?
367
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,821
I thought you'd be happy.
368
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:32,033
Well, my nose might be happy,
but the rest of me won't be.
369
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,701
Aw.
370
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:36,246
Unless you're leaving
because my snoring is so bad.
371
00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:37,914
Alleged snoring.
372
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,165
Alleged snoring?
373
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,750
I'm going half deaf
in this ear
374
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,252
from your alleged snoring.
375
00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:44,337
Well, there must be
a way to compromise.
376
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,005
Compromise?
There's no compromise.
377
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,258
You won't let me spritz
your nasal passages.
378
00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:50,176
Even if I did,
that's not gonna stop
379
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:52,428
the tear gas coming out
of your pants.
380
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:55,348
Onions in, onions out--
381
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:58,017
We talked about
this, you know.
382
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,568
Oh, dear.
383
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,289
Uh, hello? Police?
384
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:21,416
Sprechen English?
385
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:22,875
Good, good. Um...
386
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,586
My little boy is lost
at a train station.
387
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,380
No, I don't know which one...
388
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,925
Um, he's, uh, five foot ten...
389
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:32,635
Well, he's little to me!
390
00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:36,097
Never mind.
391
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,766
What happened to you?
392
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,226
Tough day.
393
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,811
At the library?
394
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:44,105
Yes.
395
00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:46,482
Where's your other shoe?
396
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,862
When I was leaving...
the library,
397
00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:52,572
a wild dog attacked me.
398
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,407
Oh, sweetie, no.
399
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,659
I fought him off,
but at the price of a loafer.
400
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:58,286
Where's your backpack?
401
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:00,997
I guess he got that, too.
402
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,416
Well...
403
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,626
that all makes
sense, Sheldon,
404
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:07,462
if that's what
really happened.
405
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,422
It is.
406
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,758
Okay, then.
407
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,176
Why don't you
go lie down?
408
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:15,803
I will.
409
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:17,347
I'm tired from all
the things that happened...
410
00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:20,266
At the library.
411
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,976
Instead of punishing him,
412
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:24,187
I'm letting him think
he got away with it.
413
00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:26,356
The guilt is eating him alive.
414
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:29,150
I wish you were here
to enjoy it with me.
415
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,486
Hey.
416
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:33,863
Is it okay if Taylor and I
417
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:35,031
hang out in my room
and listen to music?
418
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:36,657
Sure.
419
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,284
Just keep the door closed
so I don't have to hear it.
420
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:39,410
You got it.
421
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,248
Probably gonna listen
to show tunes.
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