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Speed Dating Café Meow Meow

LOVE x Massage

Um...

Do you think you could give my Chisato here a job?

How about it?

You know that's impossible.

All you need to work here is a mouth, right?

She's got that!

That's not it.

Yonamine-san, your daughter's still a minor, right?

Maybe we could've gotten away with that years ago,

but nobody takes risks like that anymore.

Come on, I'm begging you.

Sorry, not happening.

I have nothing.

Shit!

You can't even work in a whorehouse,

you freeloader!

The money from the government doesn't pay for a thing!

Why did your mom have to die?

If you'd died instead, this never would've happened!

Damn it!

Damn it!

Damn it!

Am I going to die here?

Wh-Who the hell are you?

I have something important to talk to you about.

Do you want to be a Magical Girl?

You'll Surely Be a Wonderful Magical Girl

Blue skies!

White beaches!

It's the ocean!

Gino Bay, Okinawa Prefecture

This is a fancy place for a field trip.

It costs a lot,

but it's optional.

Over here!

They said we can split watermelons!

I'm coming!

By the way, where's Kurumi-san?

She said she'd be here late.

I see.

Peace, huh?

I may still be able to reattach your arm.

I've got something important to do, and I'm in a hurry.

So I'll make this quick.

Please tell me everything you know about your employer.

I don't know anything!

The person who hired me was in the Russian mafia.

Have you ever heard of the Babel Brigade?

N-No!

How do I seem to you?

What do you think of me?

War Nurse from the Magical Five!

An angelic nurse!

Very cute! Super cute!

Incredibly cute!

War Nurse, you're an angel!

Thank you.

But I'm no angel.

Doing all of the Magical Five's dirty work was my job.

It wasn't something I was forced to do.

You know,

I can't make the person I care about torture someone, right?

They're blew up that picture from the photo booth.

They've got too much free time on their hands.

The teacher's pretending he doesn't even see it.

Do I have to fight the Disas to protect people like this?

I could transform into a Magical Girl right now.

I could kill them all if I wanted.

Come with me.

There's no time to waste on these worthless people.

They were worthless,

and you said so.

That's what saved me.

That honesty of yours.

I know how easily my Asuka-san can be hurt.

So I volunteered for anything I thought would hurt you.

Let's inject your brain with something that'll make you feel good.

What is this?

A magical drug that makes your senses dozens of times sharper.

If I touch your sensitive parts, or do anything to hurt you,

you're in for a rough time.

You have magical power,

so it may not work as well on you.

But the more you resist,

the worse it will be later.

Magical Spanking!

Asuka-san,

I can do anything for you!

I want to be useful to you.

Oh no,

I'm late!

Naha Garrison, Naha City, Okinawa Prefecture

You remember what I said about the Topology Bridge, right?

We built a nuclear fallout shelter

disguised as a hangar on top of the Stable Bridge.

The bridge lies behind this reinforced door.

Next week, the largest inter-world trade conference in years will be held.

The 6th WTO Two-World Multilateral Conference on Trade.

The "6th Naha."

The conference is kept an absolute secret from the public.

Security is handled solely by US and Japanese special forces units.

Observers will also be coming from the UN Magical Security Council.

A major figure from the Spirit World will be coming, too.

Ideally, nothing happens, but...

Things have been strange lately.

We're going to protect this conference if it costs us our lives!

Roger.

This is so yummy! So much fun!

D-Did I make it in time for dinner?

Good.

You caught up.

She's out of her uniform.

Dinner's over,

and now it's time to go to sleep.

I'll be sleeping in the same room as Asuka-san,

and it's just the two of us!

Wh-What could be better?

The Disas are trying to establish a front line base here.

We need to flatten them.

The other three are fighting on the other side of the planet right now, chu!

Until we meet up with them,

I'll be our leader. That's okay, right?

Yeah.

You've got some personality problems, but sure.

Personality problems?

Where?

Right there!

Leader's orders!

Asuka, come to my bedroom tonight.

Of course not.

That's right!

How disgusting.

I was kidding!

Francine was the strongest Magical Girl.

I looked up to her.

We lost our leader.

We lost so many of our comrades.

I joined the spec ops group,

and came back to the battlefield.

What will I lose now?

Who will I lose?

How much do I have to lose to make real peace come?

Kurumi?

I swear I'll protect you.

I'll protect this world.

I won't run anymore,

no matter how much it hurts.

But...

Why is she sleeping in my bed?

She looks really happy, too.

JSOC Magic Operations Response Group (MORG) Captain Larry Ironside

Sergeant Major Mia Cyrus

Larry...

Good to see you again.

It's good to see you again, Iizuka-san.

The UN's Magical Security Council observers, huh?

Tamara Volkov is participating with them as an observer.

Hey, Russian.

It's been a while, Texas Girl.

Are you still as stupid and reckless as ever?

I see you're still basically a robot, too.

Stop it, Mia.

Two JSDF Magical Girls are in Okinawa already.

There are three days until the 6th Naha begins.

The US and Japanese special forces and Magical Girls will take the lead on security.

We have information that a magic-using terrorist organization is up to something.

I have nothing.

No dreams. No hope.

Nothing I can do.

You're right. The world is filled with awful things.

But there's something you can do.

There is?

I want you to become a Magical Girl and fight for us.

Fight?

Kill people?

That's what Magical Girls do, right?

I was born in the Horn of Africa.

Somalia.

And I became a child soldier and killed many people.

I was just like you.

With no hope, and facing a sad death...

When the brigade commander saved me.

I was given this body and hope.

Your body?

Want to see?

I promise you.

The brigade commander kills people,

but she gives us hope.

Hope...

This is made using the same technology as my body.

What's that?

Do you want use this leg to run free in the outside world?

My hope...

Magical Girl Whiplash Chisato.

This is a Greed-class Disas monster we prepared to test your abilities.

It's more powerful than a Voorhees-class, gi!

The way she uses that thing after only training a few times...

We might have a prodigy on our hands, gi.

She'll probably make it in time.

We're going to practice clothed swimming!

When you're rescuing somebody,

you need to be able to swim with your clothes on.

This is Kaori-san,

our CPR practice mannequin.

What's CPR?

Cardiopulmonary resuscitation.

That's what it's short for, obviously.

Is that common knowledge?

Maybe it's not obvious.

I wish I was that mannequin.

Way to go, Asuka!

She looks so practiced.

Hey,

aren't you guys taking this a little too seriously?

Relax!

Sorry.

Was I overdoing it?

No, please teach us.

Sayako?

I don't know what'll happen.

So I want to know more about this stuff.

Yeah, you're right.

Let's take it seriously.

I used to do karate.

Ever since I was in kindergarten, I did a lot of contact sparring.

But after the accident a year ago, I couldn't anymore.

My mom worked for a cabaret club.

She had terrible taste in men, but she was so kind to me.

When I said I wanted to learn karate,

she really supported me.

She was awful at cooking,

but she always made me lunch on the days when I had matches.

And then I saw her crushed right in front of me.

It was four young men and women who were driving drunk.

They were minors, so they just went to juvie.

Even the driver will be out in two years at most.

That's terrible.

Life is nothing but pain.

But...

You gave me freedom,

so I think I could do anything for you.

Sata andagi!

I don't see any sata andagi anywhere.

I just wanted to say it 'cause it sounds cool.

Sata andagi!

What's gotten into you?

Iizuka-san

Incoming Call

I'm on a field trip.

And I was eating.

A job in Okinawa?

We're here.

Who are they?

The ones who killed your mother.

We kidnapped them from juvie.

You're going to suddenly find yourself in the middle of a fierce battle.

Thanks to your strong magical power and karate,

you're going to be a powerful warrior-type Magical Girl.

But killing someone is a different matter.

The first one is what's important.

I was just a normal farm boy.

But my village was attacked by armed guerrillas.

We were all taken prisoner.

I was almost killed by one of them for no reason at all.

So I begged for my life.

And then their leader said to me...

Kill your parents.

Rape your sister.

And if you do,

we'll let you live and kill the others.

You can be one of us.

I did as he told me.

After that,

they let me join them.

I killed a lot of people.

But during one operation, they left me to die.

The first thing I did when the brigade commander gave me this new body

was kill every one of those guerrillas.

Chisato, kill the four of them.

But you can't transform.

Do it with your own hands.

Use the knife.

Make sure you take more than ten minutes per person when killing them.

To do that,

you'll have to stab them somewhere that isn't fatal,

then cut their throat to finish them.

If you can't do this,

Chisato,

you won't be able to become a Magical Girl.

Thank you, Giess...

For finding people that will be so easy for me to kill.

Chisato!

I'm fine. I can keep doing this.

I told you...

I think I can do anything for you.

Maybe she was so tired from killing them that she passed out.

She's fast asleep.

If she can kill four people like that, she passes, gi!

An expeditionary strike brigade made from surviving Disas.

They come equipped with a full set of close air support capabilities, gi.

From the look of it,

Chisato will be a great help, too.

We begin deployment at midnight tonight.

The attack on the 6th Naha will proceed as planned.

The enemy Magical Girl,

as well as the commanders of the Babel Brigade, attack!

Two types of indirect fire turns Naha Garrison into a sea of flames!

Can Asuka and the others stop the enemy?

Next time: "The Lid of Hell."

The Lid of Hell

With your Magical Karambit, rip the bad guys to pieces, chu!