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(Zoe) People say you
should never go backwards,
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but those people haven't met Stephen.
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After I read that you and
Gemini were breaking up,
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I figured I'd "D.M." you.
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Isn't that what the kids
are calling it these days?
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(Zoe) Stephen and I went to college.
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He graduated Magna Cum Laude
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and I dropped out
to get my M-r-s.
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You know, Stephen, I hope you don't mind,
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but I checked out your Facebook profile
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and your relationship status
read, "It's complicated."
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So either you're going
through a breakup too,
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or you a low-down dirty cheater.
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The former, and for the record,
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she was the low-down dirty cheater.
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Oh, that's good.
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I mean, that's bad.
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Hey, beautiful.
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Did you break those wings
when you fell down from Heaven?
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Hey, buddy, back off, okay?
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The lady's not interested.
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Maybe not in you.
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Looks aren't everything.
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I got a package that'll
knock your socks off.
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Hey, man, you looking for a beat-down?
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Man, please, my night
terrors are scarier than you.
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Uh, may I?
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You better move your stank ass away from me
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or I'll use my Louis
Vuitton to poke a new orifice
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in that ratchet thing you call a face.
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Get out of here!
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(Zoe) I may not have
graduated from college,
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but this girl still
knows how to win a debate.
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Zoe
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Ever After
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Zoe
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(elevator bell dings)
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(elevator bell dings)
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(elevator bell dings)
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(elevator bell dings)
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Ooh!
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Ooh, ooh...
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This is getting dangerous.
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We should take this inside.
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Lead the way.
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You know if you hadn't dropped
out of school to marry Gemini
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this could've happened a lot sooner.
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Well, between your flat
top and my freshman 15,
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it probably wasn't meant to be.
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Well, look at you now.
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You got your own business, your son,
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and this place, it's...
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It's beautiful.
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Thank you.
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And we both turned out good, Counselor.
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Admit it.
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I look fly in that flat top.
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You keep telling yourself that.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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- Yeah?
- Really.
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Wait... and then what happened?
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He went home.
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- Oh...
- What?
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- Yeah.
- No sex?
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Why? Was he...
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wearing a little hoodie down there?
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No!
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I mean, I... I don't know.
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I mean, it didn't get that far.
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And you know what, I shouldn't
be sharing my sex life
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with you, Valente, it's unprofessional.
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Why don't you check my emails
to see if we've heard anything
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from Lupita's people?
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Because, as your social media coordinator,
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if you decide to get
your freak on one night,
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I should know about it, no offense.
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- Oh, I am offended.
- Oh.
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And you're gonna be unemployed
if you don't check them emails.
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Okay.
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So, what was Stephen like
after all these years?
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Girl, exactly like he was in college.
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I mean, he's smart, funny...
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Oh!
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He was your sweetie in college.
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Yeah.
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Stephen was Zoe's
"woulda, coulda, shoulda".
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- Oh.
- Mm-hmm.
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If she hadn't have been with Gemini,
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she woulda 'cause she coulda,
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- and in retrospect, she shoulda.
- Mm-hmm.
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So, when are you gonna?
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Oh...
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If you ask me, all this talk
is inappropriate in an office
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that's paid for by your husband.
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My ex-husband,
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and what were you just
doing underneath my desk?
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Bad news is one of my guys
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"accidentally" cut the phone wires,
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but the good news is, now I
know where you stash your porn.
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Oh, my God... That's mine!
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Um...
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I was ordering these magazines
for advertising mock-ups.
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Yeah, they mine.
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I hate to see what's
under your desk, buddy.
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Why don't you come some night
after hours and I'll show ya?
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Hello, I'm trying to run
a business here... really?
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Um, hello, I'm not done
with this Stephen thing.
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You know, here's a little
pearl of wisdom for you.
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If the hottest guy from
college shows up ready,
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you need to be willing.
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And if not, I'm able.
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The timing just wasn't right.
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I mean, for one thing,
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I hadn't properly waxed
or trimmed down there.
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Well, then get your hairy lady bits over to
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the Brazilian ladies on Third.
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Ask for the Pearly Special.
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All right.
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Truth?
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Always.
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I've never had sex with anybody but Gemini.
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You know that.
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Well, of course.
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You were saying "I do"
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while the rest of us were saying "I don't.
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- Well, maybe... Okay."
- (chuckling)
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Oh, my God.
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You've only had sex with one man?
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Suddenly everything I know
about you is becoming clear.
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You poor, angry, uptight thing.
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Let me hold you, baby.
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No, no, no, I don't need
you to hold me, Valente.
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I need you to stay out of my business
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and get back to work.
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All right, well, all I'm saying is
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the only way to get over a man
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is to get under another one.
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I don't know, y'all.
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I need some time to think.
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Oh, well, while you're
thinking, consider this.
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My wedding day is fast approaching.
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You mean the one without a groom?
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- Um, yet.
- Right.
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And I can get a designer
dress at a discounted price
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if you'll let me have a
trunk show here, tonight,
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for the designer, please?
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Okay, okay.
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But there better not be any veils, chiffon
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or suicidal brides when
I get here in the morning.
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Ah, you hear that, Pearl?
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You shouldn't come in tomorrow.
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(laughing sarcastically)
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So what are you going to do about Stephen?
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Woulda, coulda, will you?
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What you doing?
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- Calling him.
- I'll stay for that.
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- Come on, somebody.
- Do it.
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Stephen...
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It's Zoe, I was, uh, wondering
if you wanted to finish
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what we started?
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(Zoe) It's on, y'all.
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- Time to call the Brazilians.
-
Zoe
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(men grunting)
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- Hey, Dad!
- What's up?
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Ow! Hey!
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Don't you see my son's talking to me?
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Uh, wha... what you need, man?
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You know anything about Harriet Tubman?
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Uh, uh, yeah, sure.
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She helped free a bunch of slaves.
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And... ?
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And, and I'm not the one
writing this paper, you are.
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So, you do it.
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Hello!
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This isn't history class,
we're training here.
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(grunting)
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Dad, what do you think about
Mom having friends who are boys?
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I think your mother's a grown woman,
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she can have any friends she wants.
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Cool. She said she was having dinner
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with a friend from college.
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I think his name was Stephen?
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Stephen!?
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From college?
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A woulda, coulda, shoulda?
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How come you ain't tell me, man?
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I just did.
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What else don't I know?
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Well, you don't know
jack about Harriet Tubman.
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I'm talking about your
mom and Stephen, boy.
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I don't know, ask her.
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But it'll have to wait.
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I heard her tell Pearl she was
going to need some Brazilians.
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Brazilians?
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Word.
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Come on, man, grab my phone, let's go.
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Yeah, smack it hard...
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Oh, no, you think I
should change this dress?
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Oh, stop worrying about the dress.
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Eye on the prize, girl,
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meaning if things go well,
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you won't be wearing it for long.
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It's been a minute, Pearl.
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I mean, what if I've
forgotten how to... you know.
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No, I promise, it will
all come back to you.
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It's just like riding a... man.
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He should be here by now.
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You think he changed his mind?
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All visitors must show three forms of ID.
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That's ridiculous.
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Okay, fine, whatever.
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Oh, I like your hair much better now.
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Good news, you can go up...
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after I get the thumbprint
for the background check.
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(phone buzzing)
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Hey.
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(Zoe) Where are you?
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In the lobby.
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Your doorman won't let me up.
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Please do something before he
tries to do a cavity search.
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Let me talk to him.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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I cannot take personal
calls during business hours.
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Amir, take the damn phone!
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Amir here.
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You better let my guest up this minute!
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- Okay.
- Or I'm gonna come down there
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and kick your ass all the
way back to Islamabad.
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You can go up now.
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Really, this picture, it
does not do you justice.
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So good looking.
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You have got to come and see this.
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- I found the perfect dress.
- Oh!
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It's an Amsale Aida
waterfall back size eight.
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Ooh, aren't you a ten?
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- It's my goal weight.
- Uh-huh?
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What the hell is she doing with my dress?
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Oh.
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Excuse me, but that Aida is spoken for.
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Yes, it's speaking to me.
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(laughing)
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But I had the dress first.
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Well, I have it now.
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I will take that veil and
wrap it around your neck
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before I let you get that dress!
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Pearl, Pearl, P-Pearl, Pearl.
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Let me speak to this lovely
child of Jesus for you.
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Honey, which one of them ham hocks
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do you think is gonna fit
into that size eight dress?
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It's my goal weight.
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Oh.
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All my life I had to fight,
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and I will fight you for this dress!
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Look, look, I'm pretty
sure there are other dresses
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you could squeeze all that jelly into.
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Oh, I'll be squeezing
my jelly into this one!
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Ooh, I will cut you!
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Look, free wedding cake samples!
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Where? Where?
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Not you! Grab the dress!
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00:09:37,706 --> 00:09:40,240
- Oh, okay.
- (ripping)
263
00:09:40,242 --> 00:09:42,376
Oh, my God!
264
00:09:42,378 --> 00:09:44,828
(sobbing)
265
00:09:47,416 --> 00:09:50,250
266
00:09:50,252 --> 00:09:51,418
(door opens)
267
00:10:01,513 --> 00:10:04,064
Oh, excuse me.
268
00:10:04,066 --> 00:10:05,232
How did you get in here?
269
00:10:05,234 --> 00:10:07,901
I'm a supermodel, I can get in anywhere.
270
00:10:10,072 --> 00:10:11,188
(Zoe) Note to self...
271
00:10:11,190 --> 00:10:14,157
Get a lock for my fire escape.
272
00:10:14,159 --> 00:10:17,411
Do you always have supermodels
climbing through your window?
273
00:10:17,413 --> 00:10:18,695
Why?
274
00:10:18,697 --> 00:10:21,081
I guess I'm asking if there's
a vacancy in your building.
275
00:10:23,702 --> 00:10:25,202
(elevator bell dings)
276
00:10:25,204 --> 00:10:26,336
Knock knock!
277
00:10:26,338 --> 00:10:27,504
How's it going, man?
278
00:10:27,506 --> 00:10:29,005
Not very far.
279
00:10:29,007 --> 00:10:30,424
What the hell are you doing here?
280
00:10:30,426 --> 00:10:32,459
Your husband called and
he said you have rats.
281
00:10:32,461 --> 00:10:33,677
Rats?
282
00:10:33,679 --> 00:10:38,632
The only rodent problem I
have is my ex-husband and you.
283
00:10:38,634 --> 00:10:40,384
Well, this place still
284
00:10:40,386 --> 00:10:42,052
technically belongs to your husband,
285
00:10:42,054 --> 00:10:43,887
so he has a right to protect it.
286
00:10:43,889 --> 00:10:45,055
My ex-husband.
287
00:10:45,057 --> 00:10:47,607
Well, anyway, he seemed pretty concerned.
288
00:10:47,609 --> 00:10:50,894
He used the words "emergency"
and "life or death".
289
00:10:50,896 --> 00:10:53,063
You rich people are so dramatic.
290
00:10:53,065 --> 00:10:55,565
But I can't complain 'cause
it's great for business.
291
00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:56,733
Where's your crawlspace?
292
00:10:56,735 --> 00:10:57,734
Maybe I should go.
293
00:10:57,736 --> 00:10:58,735
Oh, no, no, no, no.
294
00:10:58,737 --> 00:10:59,736
You're not the one who's leaving.
295
00:10:59,738 --> 00:11:00,987
- Miguel.
- Yeah.
296
00:11:01,069 --> 00:11:03,036
You better get your ass
in that elevator, now,
297
00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:05,872
before I exterminate you.
298
00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:08,124
Oh!
299
00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:10,827
I didn't... okay, you two are about to...
300
00:11:10,829 --> 00:11:12,462
Well, you know what?
301
00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:13,497
My apologies.
302
00:11:13,499 --> 00:11:15,298
I'm gonna call your husband and reschedule.
303
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:18,001
My ex-husband, and I don't have rats.
304
00:11:18,003 --> 00:11:19,553
It's your funeral.
305
00:11:19,555 --> 00:11:21,221
But you'll have to be a closed casket,
306
00:11:21,223 --> 00:11:23,840
'cause the rats are
gonna gnaw your face off.
307
00:11:23,842 --> 00:11:26,226
- (elevator bell dings)
- Now, where were we?
308
00:11:27,846 --> 00:11:29,262
Add the right theme music
309
00:11:29,264 --> 00:11:30,347
and it'll look like the start
310
00:11:30,349 --> 00:11:31,681
of every porn movie I've ever seen.
311
00:11:31,683 --> 00:11:32,682
Get out!
312
00:11:32,684 --> 00:11:33,733
Action!
313
00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:36,686
(vocalizing porn music)
314
00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,357
Wait... you sure you didn't see any rats?
315
00:11:40,359 --> 00:11:41,858
'Cause when I was there
I saw a big old rat.
316
00:11:41,860 --> 00:11:45,028
Now, okay, look, maybe if you
get your crew down there and...
317
00:11:45,030 --> 00:11:47,447
Hello? Hell...
318
00:11:47,449 --> 00:11:48,532
Look, we gotta go.
319
00:11:52,948 --> 00:11:55,032
Someone's trying to get freaky.
320
00:11:55,034 --> 00:11:56,333
What are you talking about?
321
00:11:59,955 --> 00:12:01,088
(chuckling)
322
00:12:01,090 --> 00:12:03,791
I thought this was you.
323
00:12:03,793 --> 00:12:06,460
You know, maybe we should
take this in the bedroom,
324
00:12:06,462 --> 00:12:08,462
see what kind of toys you got in there.
325
00:12:13,052 --> 00:12:15,969
You know, bedroom would
normally be an awesome idea.
326
00:12:15,971 --> 00:12:18,639
But last night I went on
a major goldfish binge,
327
00:12:18,641 --> 00:12:21,391
yeah, and then I didn't get
a chance to change my sheets,
328
00:12:21,393 --> 00:12:23,694
and you know those crumbs, they
get in places they don't belong
329
00:12:23,696 --> 00:12:25,028
and they sting!
330
00:12:25,030 --> 00:12:28,115
Well, I'm not afraid of
a few goldfish crumbs.
331
00:12:28,117 --> 00:12:30,067
It might be fun to find them.
332
00:12:30,069 --> 00:12:31,318
I don't know, Stephen.
333
00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:32,736
I saw this thing on the "Today Show"
334
00:12:32,738 --> 00:12:35,822
about this guy in Guam
that had a nasty infection
335
00:12:35,824 --> 00:12:37,658
from stepping on a goldfish.
336
00:12:37,660 --> 00:12:39,876
Or was it a puffer fish?
337
00:12:39,878 --> 00:12:41,078
I don't know, I don't remember.
338
00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:42,746
The point is is that you
can never be too careful
339
00:12:42,748 --> 00:12:44,381
when it comes to a fish.
340
00:12:48,721 --> 00:12:50,337
Zoe...
341
00:12:50,339 --> 00:12:53,090
Look, if you're not into
this, we don't have to.
342
00:12:53,092 --> 00:12:54,841
Look, listen, it's not that.
343
00:12:54,843 --> 00:12:56,760
It's just... oh, gosh, I knew...
344
00:12:56,762 --> 00:12:59,763
I was going to have to share
this with you at some point,
345
00:12:59,765 --> 00:13:02,683
but...
346
00:13:02,685 --> 00:13:06,486
You, you'd be my first...
347
00:13:06,488 --> 00:13:07,571
since my ex.
348
00:13:09,525 --> 00:13:11,024
Okay.
349
00:13:11,026 --> 00:13:12,526
That's cool, I get it.
350
00:13:12,528 --> 00:13:14,444
You know, it took me a
while to get back in the game
351
00:13:14,446 --> 00:13:15,662
after my divorce.
352
00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:18,165
No, no, it ain't about
getting back in the game now.
353
00:13:18,167 --> 00:13:20,917
It's about you being the only...
354
00:13:20,919 --> 00:13:24,588
person other than my ex...
355
00:13:24,590 --> 00:13:25,706
ever.
356
00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:30,510
So the only person you
have to compare me to
357
00:13:30,512 --> 00:13:33,714
is the reigning middleweight
champion of the world.
358
00:13:33,716 --> 00:13:36,383
Ha-ha, no pressure there.
359
00:13:36,385 --> 00:13:38,435
Stephen, listen, Gemini's my past...
360
00:13:38,437 --> 00:13:39,886
Hey, Mom!
361
00:13:39,888 --> 00:13:41,555
Hey, Boo-boo!
362
00:13:41,557 --> 00:13:43,106
What you doing here?
363
00:13:43,108 --> 00:13:45,142
I live here, remember?
364
00:13:45,144 --> 00:13:46,610
Oh, and I finished my report,
365
00:13:46,612 --> 00:13:49,479
so I'm going to my room to
go play some video games.
366
00:13:49,481 --> 00:13:51,064
See you in the morning. I love ya!
367
00:13:51,066 --> 00:13:52,733
I love you.
368
00:13:55,904 --> 00:13:58,121
Woulda, coulda, shoulda.
369
00:13:58,123 --> 00:13:59,740
Do, done, did.
370
00:13:59,742 --> 00:14:01,575
The elevator's here, better
hurry up and catch that
371
00:14:01,577 --> 00:14:03,910
before the door closes on that one too.
372
00:14:03,912 --> 00:14:05,078
Excuse me.
373
00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:07,831
If anybody is leaving it's gonna be you.
374
00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:09,249
(Stephen) It's cool, Zoe.
375
00:14:09,251 --> 00:14:11,001
We'll pick up where we left off
376
00:14:11,003 --> 00:14:12,669
when I get back in town next month.
377
00:14:12,671 --> 00:14:13,754
Or not.
378
00:14:20,262 --> 00:14:21,678
Stephen, I'm, I'm...
379
00:14:27,569 --> 00:14:29,269
What the hell is wrong with you?
380
00:14:29,271 --> 00:14:31,321
- Wrong with me?
- Yes!
381
00:14:31,323 --> 00:14:33,273
Well, I'm not the one digging
up old college boyfriends,
382
00:14:33,275 --> 00:14:35,025
and that dude, Z, really?
383
00:14:35,027 --> 00:14:36,493
You could do a little better than that.
384
00:14:36,495 --> 00:14:38,945
He's a bad look.
385
00:14:38,947 --> 00:14:40,447
Where the hell's the apple juice?
386
00:14:40,449 --> 00:14:43,200
I don't buy apple juice anymore
because it's full of sugar,
387
00:14:43,202 --> 00:14:45,168
and you are full of shit.
388
00:14:45,170 --> 00:14:47,120
Come on, Gemini, we have rules
389
00:14:47,122 --> 00:14:49,339
about when you have X and when I have X,
390
00:14:49,341 --> 00:14:51,174
and you can't keep
breaking 'em just because
391
00:14:51,176 --> 00:14:53,043
you're trying to sabotage my damn dates!
392
00:14:53,045 --> 00:14:54,127
- Oh, word?
- Word.
393
00:14:54,129 --> 00:14:55,512
Word, okay, listen, hey, that's fair.
394
00:14:55,514 --> 00:14:57,881
The next time your son says
he wants to see his mom's,
395
00:14:57,883 --> 00:14:59,382
I'ma tell him, "I'm sorry, my man.
396
00:14:59,384 --> 00:15:01,935
She's too busy boning some fake frat dude."
397
00:15:01,937 --> 00:15:03,053
And you need to stop using X as an excuse
398
00:15:03,055 --> 00:15:05,021
for your jealousy.
399
00:15:05,023 --> 00:15:06,139
- Oh, jealousy?
- Oh, yeah.
400
00:15:06,141 --> 00:15:07,390
- Jealous?
- Jealous, very, very...
401
00:15:07,392 --> 00:15:09,059
That big fake Ken doll looking dude?
402
00:15:09,061 --> 00:15:10,527
You crazy, get outta here.
403
00:15:10,529 --> 00:15:12,062
That's like implying
there's some kind of way
404
00:15:12,064 --> 00:15:13,480
we're on the same level.
405
00:15:13,482 --> 00:15:15,315
I don't breathe the same air as that punk.
406
00:15:15,317 --> 00:15:16,483
Get over yourself.
407
00:15:16,485 --> 00:15:18,785
How can I when you can't get over me?
408
00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:20,620
What?
409
00:15:20,622 --> 00:15:22,239
I know you're not over me yet, Z.
410
00:15:22,241 --> 00:15:24,658
Well, I'm trying to be
but you keep poppin' up!
411
00:15:26,829 --> 00:15:27,911
I ain't over you.
412
00:15:27,913 --> 00:15:30,213
I can't get over the fact
that I walk into my house
413
00:15:30,215 --> 00:15:34,918
and see some dude on my
couch looking at my wife.
414
00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:36,386
You're not over me.
415
00:15:47,699 --> 00:15:50,249
(snoring)
416
00:15:54,922 --> 00:15:56,589
Huh?
417
00:15:58,376 --> 00:16:01,260
Hey, what's up, baby?
418
00:16:01,262 --> 00:16:02,461
Do you want some more, huh?
419
00:16:02,463 --> 00:16:04,013
No.
420
00:16:04,015 --> 00:16:06,382
I can't believe I fell for the okey doke.
421
00:16:06,384 --> 00:16:08,884
Oh, I don't know what you're talking about.
422
00:16:08,886 --> 00:16:10,553
Come on, man.
423
00:16:12,356 --> 00:16:15,725
There's my girl, always salty, damn.
424
00:16:17,562 --> 00:16:20,062
You want something from the fridge?
425
00:16:20,064 --> 00:16:22,281
Other than, you know, real food?
426
00:16:22,283 --> 00:16:23,899
No.
427
00:16:23,901 --> 00:16:25,451
I want you to go home, Gemini.
428
00:16:27,622 --> 00:16:28,621
You serious?
429
00:16:28,623 --> 00:16:29,955
Yes.
430
00:16:29,957 --> 00:16:32,491
I mean, it's bad enough I let this happen.
431
00:16:32,493 --> 00:16:35,578
I don't want X to see you and get confused.
432
00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:36,746
So...
433
00:16:36,748 --> 00:16:39,749
You seriously about to
throw all of this out
434
00:16:39,751 --> 00:16:42,551
in the middle of the night
like some cheap trick?
435
00:16:42,553 --> 00:16:45,004
Exactly, except I'm not paying you.
436
00:16:45,006 --> 00:16:48,591
(laughing)
437
00:16:48,593 --> 00:16:50,509
Come on, baby.
438
00:16:50,511 --> 00:16:51,761
You know you enjoyed it.
439
00:16:51,763 --> 00:16:53,095
I did, but I mean...
440
00:16:53,097 --> 00:16:54,480
But what?
441
00:16:54,482 --> 00:16:58,434
We're divorced, and we can't
keep blurring the lines.
442
00:16:58,436 --> 00:17:00,319
Just 'cause we signed some little papers,
443
00:17:00,321 --> 00:17:04,607
that don't erase 20 years
of us doing what we do.
444
00:17:04,609 --> 00:17:06,075
Me making you mad...
445
00:17:06,077 --> 00:17:08,611
Because you've done something ignorant.
446
00:17:08,613 --> 00:17:12,114
And then I hit your spot
and make it all better.
447
00:17:12,116 --> 00:17:13,949
Then you fall asleep,
448
00:17:13,951 --> 00:17:17,503
and while you're in dreamland,
I lay awake, resenting you,
449
00:17:17,505 --> 00:17:20,422
and fantasizing about the
many way I could kill you
450
00:17:20,424 --> 00:17:22,625
and get away with it.
451
00:17:22,627 --> 00:17:26,545
My favorite is when you
get hit by a falling piano.
452
00:17:26,547 --> 00:17:30,132
But that's only because
I like "Looney Tunes".
453
00:17:30,134 --> 00:17:31,467
That's dark, baby.
454
00:17:31,469 --> 00:17:34,220
Well, you sent me to some dark places, G.
455
00:17:34,222 --> 00:17:35,471
You can't just come up in here anymore
456
00:17:35,473 --> 00:17:37,523
and wave your little Gemini
around and expect me...
457
00:17:37,525 --> 00:17:40,359
Ain't no little, ain't no little.
458
00:17:41,696 --> 00:17:44,480
Well, we got divorced for a reason,
459
00:17:44,482 --> 00:17:46,031
a reason I'm sure I will remember
460
00:17:46,033 --> 00:17:48,901
once you put your shirt back on.
461
00:17:48,903 --> 00:17:50,202
So you gotta go.
462
00:17:53,291 --> 00:17:54,623
Wait, you seriously about to kick me
463
00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:57,159
out of my own damn house.
464
00:17:57,161 --> 00:17:59,829
This isn't your house anymore,
465
00:17:59,831 --> 00:18:01,330
and I'm not your wife.
466
00:18:02,884 --> 00:18:04,250
Wow.
467
00:18:05,970 --> 00:18:07,636
Oh, okay.
468
00:18:07,638 --> 00:18:09,922
Come on, G, don't be
mad... don't be mad at me.
469
00:18:09,924 --> 00:18:11,056
Okay.
470
00:18:11,058 --> 00:18:13,175
Well, this isn't easy for me either.
471
00:18:13,177 --> 00:18:14,476
Hey, it sure seems easy...
472
00:18:14,478 --> 00:18:16,395
(chuckling) ... from where I'm standing.
473
00:18:16,397 --> 00:18:18,397
I mean, you got the best of both worlds, Z.
474
00:18:18,399 --> 00:18:20,816
You're living in my house, driving my car,
475
00:18:20,818 --> 00:18:23,018
spending my money on dilapidated buildings
476
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:26,272
and stupid ass businesses that
don't even make no damn money.
477
00:18:26,274 --> 00:18:30,075
My business is not stupid, you stupid.
478
00:18:30,077 --> 00:18:32,161
You know what, you're right.
479
00:18:32,163 --> 00:18:34,113
You're so right, I'm stupid.
480
00:18:34,115 --> 00:18:35,281
I'm stupid for wasting my time
481
00:18:35,283 --> 00:18:38,284
thinking there was something to save here.
482
00:18:38,286 --> 00:18:40,286
Nah, I get it now.
483
00:18:40,288 --> 00:18:43,289
Now, you wanna move on.
484
00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:45,624
You want me out of your life.
485
00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:48,043
486
00:18:48,045 --> 00:18:51,013
Careful what you wish for, love.
487
00:18:51,015 --> 00:18:53,716
I'd love to find, love
to find, love to find
488
00:18:55,519 --> 00:18:57,186
Love to find love
489
00:18:57,188 --> 00:19:00,306
Love to find, love to find love
490
00:19:00,308 --> 00:19:02,191
Just drink a little bit.
491
00:19:02,193 --> 00:19:03,559
Drink a little bit for Daddy.
492
00:19:03,561 --> 00:19:05,060
Come here.
493
00:19:05,062 --> 00:19:06,445
Okay.
494
00:19:08,065 --> 00:19:09,064
Oh, hey, Zoe.
495
00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:11,150
Hey.
496
00:19:11,152 --> 00:19:12,300
What's wrong with Pearl?
497
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:13,401
There was a fight.
498
00:19:13,602 --> 00:19:15,102
And the dress lost.
499
00:19:15,303 --> 00:19:16,403
But I won.
500
00:19:16,991 --> 00:19:18,875
With a little sewing,
501
00:19:19,297 --> 00:19:22,303
and a few strategically
placed Swarovski crystals,
502
00:19:22,353 --> 00:19:25,982
I'm gonna be the most beautiful
bride on the happiest day of my life.
503
00:19:27,028 --> 00:19:28,317
It's all coming together.
504
00:19:28,437 --> 00:19:30,251
It's going
505
00:19:30,512 --> 00:19:31,918
to work.
506
00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:32,946
Yes.
507
00:19:33,007 --> 00:19:35,102
- Yeah.
- Yes!
508
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:38,552
Ok, enough with the
bride of Frankenstein, so,
509
00:19:38,563 --> 00:19:41,541
hum, how was your
t?te-?-t?te last night?
510
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:44,258
Is it safe to say you
were properly deflowered?
511
00:19:45,103 --> 00:19:47,982
Let's just say, I definitely got screwed.
512
00:19:49,082 --> 00:19:52,133
Yeah, people say you
should never go backwards.
513
00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:54,845
I should really start
listening to those people.
514
00:19:55,202 --> 00:19:58,208
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