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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,173 --> 00:00:11,456 Uh, hey, are you using these chair...? 2 00:00:11,457 --> 00:00:13,655 Back off! (scooches chair) 3 00:00:16,458 --> 00:00:18,542 - Sunday Funday! - Sunday Funday! 4 00:00:18,543 --> 00:00:20,828 (Gretchen laughs) (both grunt) 5 00:00:20,829 --> 00:00:24,214 Where have you been? I've had to fight off wave after 6 00:00:24,215 --> 00:00:26,500 wave of hungry, cool dads and trust-fund alts. 7 00:00:26,501 --> 00:00:30,220 It's been like a hipster Game of Thrones up in this bitch. 8 00:00:30,221 --> 00:00:33,438 - Sorry, Ty drove me. - You banged Ty last night? 9 00:00:33,439 --> 00:00:37,759 Worse... he came over this morning to invite me to the Tribeca Film Festival. 10 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:39,537 We'd leave tonight on a private plane. 11 00:00:39,538 --> 00:00:44,189 LINDSAY (gasps): Gretch... Tribeca is super hip. 12 00:00:44,190 --> 00:00:47,689 - It, like, stands for something. - The triangle below canal. 13 00:00:47,690 --> 00:00:52,443 No. Something real. I'll think of it later. Private plane...! 14 00:00:52,444 --> 00:00:55,412 - Private plane...! - Dicks on a private plane... 15 00:00:55,413 --> 00:00:57,414 - But Jimmy... - Gretchen. 16 00:00:57,415 --> 00:01:01,118 Ty is famous. Also, he's a total dog, so he's 17 00:01:01,119 --> 00:01:03,420 never gonna want you to meet his gross Polish parents or tell you 18 00:01:03,421 --> 00:01:06,457 about his squash games or ask you to shave his butthole. 19 00:01:06,458 --> 00:01:09,293 Tell me you don't shave Paul's butthole. 20 00:01:09,294 --> 00:01:11,462 Marriage is dark, Gretch. 21 00:01:11,463 --> 00:01:14,298 I want to go, but not even really, because of Ty. 22 00:01:14,299 --> 00:01:17,184 Right. Private plane, free champagne. 23 00:01:17,185 --> 00:01:19,436 No, here's what's keeping me up all night: 24 00:01:19,437 --> 00:01:22,356 Even though Jimmy's a squirrelly guy, when I look at him, 25 00:01:22,357 --> 00:01:25,309 I swear I can see years into the future with this dude. 26 00:01:25,310 --> 00:01:28,479 And that is why I am thinking of getting on that plane. 27 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:31,398 Geez... What are you going to do? 28 00:01:33,210 --> 00:01:35,972 I'm gonna have the best goddamn Sunday Funday ever 29 00:01:35,973 --> 00:01:37,371 - and figure it out later. - Figure it out later, 30 00:01:37,372 --> 00:01:40,407 - dicks on a plane, Sunday Funday. - Sunday Funday! 31 00:01:40,408 --> 00:01:42,409 Sunday Funday, biznitches! 32 00:01:42,410 --> 00:01:44,151 (women laughing) 33 00:01:45,060 --> 00:01:47,498 * Sunday Funday Better than a Monday * 34 00:01:47,499 --> 00:01:51,084 * Can only do it one way * * And that is the drunk way * 35 00:01:51,085 --> 00:01:52,336 * Sunday Funday... * 36 00:01:52,337 --> 00:01:55,984 Bloody Mary and a triple whiskey neat. For the love of God, hurry. 37 00:01:55,985 --> 00:01:57,141 * And that is the drunk way! * 38 00:02:02,313 --> 00:02:07,759 * I'm gonna leave you anyway * * I'm gonna leave you anyway * 39 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,712 Gonna leave you anyway. 40 00:02:09,713 --> 00:02:14,760 - Sync and corrections by brayanatsix - - www.addic7ed.com - 41 00:02:16,383 --> 00:02:19,285 I can't believe you agreed to come to Sunday Funday... 42 00:02:19,286 --> 00:02:21,885 Just because I decided to come to a "drinking" brunch 43 00:02:21,886 --> 00:02:24,201 does not mean I'm part of your juvenile ritual. 44 00:02:24,202 --> 00:02:26,370 Jimmy, Sunday Funday is not juvenile. 45 00:02:26,371 --> 00:02:30,207 Sunday Funday is about participating in fun activities with friends. 46 00:02:30,208 --> 00:02:34,511 Sunday Funday is about squeezing every drop of life out of the weekend... before Monday. 47 00:02:34,512 --> 00:02:37,214 Right, neither of you has a job. 48 00:02:37,215 --> 00:02:39,659 You can not have a job and still hate Mondays. 49 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:42,933 - Like Garfield. - Like Garfield, Jimmy... Garfield. 50 00:02:42,934 --> 00:02:45,222 Hmm, well, you picked the right day to come... 51 00:02:45,223 --> 00:02:46,223 it's my turn. 52 00:02:46,224 --> 00:02:47,538 Oh, you take turns. 53 00:02:47,539 --> 00:02:49,393 Yeah, two weeks ago, I made a list of activities. 54 00:02:49,394 --> 00:02:52,620 Last week was Lindser's. Today is Edgar's. 55 00:02:52,621 --> 00:02:56,215 You may not believe this, but I never got to lead a mission in Iraq. 56 00:02:56,216 --> 00:02:59,286 And I'm telling you, I have designed the Ultimate 57 00:02:59,287 --> 00:03:04,124 Sunday Funday List Ever of All Time... Ever. 58 00:03:04,125 --> 00:03:06,493 What does it say? "Mooch off Jimmy, scream in your 59 00:03:06,494 --> 00:03:09,163 sleep, threaten people at Best Buy"? 60 00:03:09,164 --> 00:03:11,331 No... It's a surprise. 61 00:03:11,332 --> 00:03:13,333 Sunday Funday 62 00:03:13,334 --> 00:03:17,304 - * Sunday Funday. Sunday Funday. * - * Ooh, yeah, baby * 63 00:03:17,305 --> 00:03:19,389 Can't get enough of the Sunday Now 64 00:03:19,390 --> 00:03:22,279 - * Funday, Sunday * - * And... * 65 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:24,046 - * Fun... * - Really good stuff... 66 00:03:24,047 --> 00:03:26,263 - Really... - Those are the kind of 67 00:03:26,264 --> 00:03:29,316 - people who do Sunday Funday. - I'm from L.A. 68 00:03:29,317 --> 00:03:33,374 Fun hipster shit is just poor Latino shit from ten years ago. 69 00:03:33,375 --> 00:03:35,322 - (Lindsay laughs) - I'm telling you, this is gonna 70 00:03:35,323 --> 00:03:40,925 be the most underground, unique and dope Sunday Funday Ever... 71 00:03:40,926 --> 00:03:44,448 Hey, man, you, uh, dropped this. 72 00:03:44,449 --> 00:03:47,437 - EDGAR (sighs): Thanks. - Don't worry about it. 73 00:03:47,438 --> 00:03:48,368 Hey, I think it's really cool 74 00:03:48,369 --> 00:03:50,420 that you guys are doing Sunday Funday, you know? 75 00:03:50,421 --> 00:03:54,458 I kind of started it. Recognize these? 76 00:03:54,459 --> 00:03:58,462 From Drive? (chuckles) 77 00:03:58,463 --> 00:04:02,132 All right, man, have fun. (giggles) 78 00:04:02,133 --> 00:04:04,384 - To Sunday Funday. - (Edgar grunts) 79 00:04:04,385 --> 00:04:06,220 A Sunday, a Funday 80 00:04:06,221 --> 00:04:08,388 A better than a Monday. Sunday Funday 81 00:04:08,389 --> 00:04:13,312 Sunday Funday Beep, ba-boop, Sunday Funday 82 00:04:13,313 --> 00:04:15,028 Ooh, yeah. 83 00:04:17,198 --> 00:04:20,317 - Oh, see you. - Ty invited 84 00:04:20,318 --> 00:04:23,814 Gretchen to go to Tribeca. They're leaving tonight. 85 00:04:23,815 --> 00:04:25,455 - Tribeca?! - It's the triangle 86 00:04:25,456 --> 00:04:28,158 - for canals, Jimmy. - Tonight? 87 00:04:28,159 --> 00:04:32,467 Seriously? Well, that's fine. 88 00:04:32,468 --> 00:04:34,068 We're both free to do what we want. 89 00:04:34,069 --> 00:04:37,200 You really want Ty flying Gretchen on a private 90 00:04:37,201 --> 00:04:39,336 - plane to a fancy film festival? - Look, she's a big 91 00:04:39,337 --> 00:04:41,255 girl... she can make her own decisions. 92 00:04:41,256 --> 00:04:44,998 No, she can't! Her decisions are 99% dog shit. 93 00:04:44,999 --> 00:04:47,121 She got LASIK at the Pasadena Flea Market. 94 00:04:47,122 --> 00:04:49,959 For some perverse reason, you make her happy. 95 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:54,978 So, ask yourself this: Do you want Ty's claws even 96 00:04:54,979 --> 00:04:57,660 - deeper into her? - Ready, Lindsanity? 97 00:04:57,661 --> 00:05:00,107 You know, on second thought, I think I will witness 98 00:05:00,108 --> 00:05:03,110 this juvenile display myself. There's near-constant drinking 99 00:05:03,111 --> 00:05:05,162 - involved, right? - Near-constant. 100 00:05:05,163 --> 00:05:07,164 - Well... okay. - Full squad! 101 00:05:07,165 --> 00:05:09,199 - Full squad. - Full squad. 102 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:12,035 Let's go! (Lindsay whoops) 103 00:05:14,339 --> 00:05:16,123 (sighs) 104 00:05:21,736 --> 00:05:25,107 Ew... Why are records so gross? 105 00:05:28,576 --> 00:05:32,774 (gasps) (whispers) Hey, look. That other weird brunch group is here. 106 00:05:32,775 --> 00:05:35,665 - Oh, no. - What? 107 00:05:35,666 --> 00:05:37,884 Back at the restaurant, I dropped the list 108 00:05:37,885 --> 00:05:41,257 - and that guy returned it. - Aw, that was nice of him. 109 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:44,470 No, don't you see? He copied the list. 110 00:05:44,471 --> 00:05:47,719 Otherwise, why would he be at this exact, obscure record store? 111 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:49,012 You're being paranoid. 112 00:05:49,013 --> 00:05:56,194 No... I've let important intel slip into the wrong hands before. Najaf, 2009. 113 00:05:56,195 --> 00:05:58,354 That did not turn out well. 114 00:06:00,908 --> 00:06:04,414 Hey... pick a record, my treat. 115 00:06:04,749 --> 00:06:06,876 All right, big spender. 116 00:06:09,867 --> 00:06:11,400 - This one. - (laughs) 117 00:06:11,401 --> 00:06:14,337 Genesis... good. Okay, but not until you tell me 118 00:06:14,338 --> 00:06:17,437 if you are a Peter Gabriel or a Phil Collins. 119 00:06:17,438 --> 00:06:21,678 - They're both good. - What? 120 00:06:21,679 --> 00:06:23,880 I like them both. What's the big deal? 121 00:06:23,881 --> 00:06:27,684 The big deal is that you cannot like two things 122 00:06:27,685 --> 00:06:29,886 which are diametrically opposed. 123 00:06:29,887 --> 00:06:32,522 Huh. And yet I do. 124 00:06:34,809 --> 00:06:36,776 Oh, hey... brunch guy. 125 00:06:36,777 --> 00:06:38,728 Oh, you know about this place, too? 126 00:06:38,729 --> 00:06:40,647 - Yeah. - Yeah, I-I love 127 00:06:40,648 --> 00:06:42,899 - it, it's so... authentic. - Yeah. 128 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:45,735 - That's why it was on my list. - Oh, cool, yeah. 129 00:06:45,736 --> 00:06:47,570 Mine, too. 130 00:06:59,583 --> 00:07:02,552 - Cramp. - Oh, good. 131 00:07:02,553 --> 00:07:04,522 Sunday Funday. 132 00:07:05,736 --> 00:07:07,317 (Ringleader speaking Spanish) 133 00:07:08,726 --> 00:07:12,550 - Look! A baby record. - You rotten bitch! 134 00:07:12,551 --> 00:07:15,473 - You're leaving now? - Paul has a work barbecue. 135 00:07:15,474 --> 00:07:17,204 I'm facing a major decision, 136 00:07:17,205 --> 00:07:20,654 and you're leaving me to go hang with those calorie-counting Restylane-monsters? 137 00:07:20,655 --> 00:07:23,881 I hate the salad-eaters, too, but I have to go. 138 00:07:23,882 --> 00:07:26,743 Just stay for one more thing on the list. Please? 139 00:07:26,744 --> 00:07:28,745 Only if you buy me the little baby record. 140 00:07:31,749 --> 00:07:35,585 - Ow. Ow. Ow! - You are the tensest 141 00:07:35,586 --> 00:07:37,654 - dude in the world. - You can literally 142 00:07:37,655 --> 00:07:39,923 touch me anywhere. I'm not shy. 143 00:07:39,924 --> 00:07:42,625 Hey, Edgar, how did you narrow it down to this 144 00:07:42,626 --> 00:07:45,577 massage spot? I mean, after all, it's so much 145 00:07:45,578 --> 00:07:48,681 easier to just not make choices, right, Gretch? 146 00:07:48,682 --> 00:07:51,050 - Here we go. - What are you talking 147 00:07:51,051 --> 00:07:52,703 - about? - Peter Gabriel versus 148 00:07:52,704 --> 00:07:54,348 - Phil Collins. - Remember when Phil 149 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:57,065 - Collins drowned a guy? - That's not the story 150 00:07:57,066 --> 00:07:59,137 at all. That didn't happen. 151 00:07:59,138 --> 00:08:00,894 It was disproven a billion times. 152 00:08:00,895 --> 00:08:03,646 He sent the guy front-row tickets. 153 00:08:03,647 --> 00:08:05,782 Saying "both" is just a cop-out. 154 00:08:05,783 --> 00:08:08,136 All right, that's it. I'm helping you figure it out. 155 00:08:08,137 --> 00:08:09,578 Oh, God. 156 00:08:12,687 --> 00:08:17,196 Okay, so I could ask you... "Solsbury Hill" or 157 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:19,023 - "Against All Odds." - Both great. 158 00:08:19,024 --> 00:08:20,547 Okay. Aah! 159 00:08:20,548 --> 00:08:23,003 Wrong, which is why we're going to come at this 160 00:08:23,004 --> 00:08:25,817 sideways, okay? Number one: which do you prefer? 161 00:08:25,818 --> 00:08:28,919 Sean Connery or Roger Moore? 162 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:32,041 Daniel Craig. Update your references, old man. 163 00:08:32,042 --> 00:08:35,310 Daniel Craig? He looks like an upset baby. 164 00:08:35,311 --> 00:08:40,850 (Gretchen laughs) Oh, my God, he does. 165 00:08:40,851 --> 00:08:42,402 Let it out. Throw it! 166 00:08:42,903 --> 00:08:45,605 Okay, eggs or pancakes? 167 00:08:45,606 --> 00:08:47,896 Which one's Phil Collins, and which one's Peter Gabriel? 168 00:08:47,897 --> 00:08:49,659 Are you serious? 169 00:08:49,660 --> 00:08:52,977 - Edgar, what are we doing here? - The most obscure taco 170 00:08:52,978 --> 00:08:56,666 stand... What?! 171 00:08:56,667 --> 00:08:58,534 Well, this place is over. 172 00:09:06,104 --> 00:09:08,121 Oh, cool. You guys know about this place, too? 173 00:09:14,685 --> 00:09:18,310 Look, Jimmy, I like the Tarzan soundtrack, 174 00:09:18,311 --> 00:09:21,180 and I like the crappy Vampire Weekend song that name-checks 175 00:09:21,181 --> 00:09:23,381 Peter Gabriel. I'm down with it all. 176 00:09:23,694 --> 00:09:25,336 Why does this bother you so much? 177 00:09:25,337 --> 00:09:27,694 It's just such a lazy way of living. 178 00:09:27,695 --> 00:09:30,430 "Put it in my vagina or my butt. I don't care." 179 00:09:30,431 --> 00:09:31,935 Sometimes you want both. 180 00:09:31,936 --> 00:09:34,284 Yeah, Jimmy. Sometimes you want both. 181 00:09:34,285 --> 00:09:38,509 (Gretchen mouthing words) Anyway, your whole thesis is flawed. 182 00:09:38,510 --> 00:09:43,802 Not everything is one or the other. Edgar is both a patriot and a skeptic. 183 00:09:43,803 --> 00:09:46,580 - True dat. - Lindsay's both a wife and a skank. 184 00:09:46,581 --> 00:09:49,492 Recovering, but, yeah, totally. 185 00:09:49,493 --> 00:09:52,454 I'm professional and completely unprofessional. 186 00:09:52,455 --> 00:09:54,353 - Well, that's true. - And, you, Jimmy... 187 00:09:54,354 --> 00:09:58,666 you're... You're just one thing. 188 00:09:58,667 --> 00:10:01,744 - Exactly. - Stop it. 189 00:10:01,745 --> 00:10:03,868 Oh, my God. (Lindsay screaming) 190 00:10:04,768 --> 00:10:05,522 (phone chimes) 191 00:10:07,653 --> 00:10:11,081 - Well, you're very popular today. - I know. Sorry. 192 00:10:12,283 --> 00:10:15,311 There, I'm done. You know why I don't want to 193 00:10:15,312 --> 00:10:17,735 pick Peter Gabriel or Phil Collins? 194 00:10:17,736 --> 00:10:20,779 Because you are just waiting for me to pick wrong so you can 195 00:10:20,780 --> 00:10:23,467 judge me, and why would I want to put myself through that? 196 00:10:24,601 --> 00:10:26,767 Because I'm asking you to. 197 00:10:33,650 --> 00:10:36,097 - You told him. - What?! No. 198 00:10:36,098 --> 00:10:38,720 Gretch, stop overthinking everything. 199 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,964 He's trying to be a good sport and hang out. 200 00:10:40,965 --> 00:10:43,677 - Just enjoy it. - Okay, I'll try, 201 00:10:43,678 --> 00:10:46,024 - but don't leave. - I know, it's gonna 202 00:10:46,025 --> 00:10:49,422 suck so hard, but Paul has been really patient. 203 00:10:52,180 --> 00:10:54,584 (Paul yawning) 204 00:10:54,585 --> 00:10:58,033 - Wait. Has Paul been...? - You'll make the right decision. 205 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:05,539 - What's next? - Come on, I'll show 206 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:07,737 you. It's the best one yet. 207 00:11:13,421 --> 00:11:16,351 - Faster! Faster! - No, slow down! 208 00:11:16,352 --> 00:11:20,676 Shopping cart races were my favorite as a kid. 209 00:11:22,131 --> 00:11:25,930 - Yeah! - (group hoots and whoops) 210 00:11:50,235 --> 00:11:52,783 Jimmy! You okay? 211 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,478 I just want to go home and shower! 212 00:12:00,651 --> 00:12:03,488 - What are we doing here? - Open houses are on the 213 00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:05,572 list. Plus, this real estate lady 214 00:12:05,573 --> 00:12:08,492 always has freshly baked cookies. 215 00:12:08,493 --> 00:12:11,712 Great idea, Edgar. A free activity where you can 216 00:12:11,713 --> 00:12:14,748 snoop on your neighbors and judge their shitty taste? 217 00:12:14,749 --> 00:12:18,752 Yes, please. Get upstairs. 218 00:12:18,753 --> 00:12:20,587 What...?! 219 00:12:23,508 --> 00:12:24,758 Quick, take a shower. 220 00:12:24,759 --> 00:12:26,760 - Come on, what... here? - Do what I say. 221 00:12:26,761 --> 00:12:29,763 I'll get you some dry clothes. Sunday Funday. 222 00:12:29,764 --> 00:12:32,316 Oh, Gretchen, come on. 223 00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:46,663 Oh, right! I thought of another one, okay? 224 00:12:46,664 --> 00:12:49,282 Chekov's plays or Chekov's short stor... (laughs) 225 00:12:50,535 --> 00:12:52,336 Gretchen? 226 00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:57,290 (Gretchen conversing, muffled) 227 00:13:00,511 --> 00:13:03,630 I know, it sounds amazing, Ty. 228 00:13:03,631 --> 00:13:06,455 I gotta go. I'll call you in a bit. 229 00:13:08,436 --> 00:13:10,539 The real estate lady said Jimmy left. 230 00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:13,473 He did?! Well, Sunday Funday's over. 231 00:13:13,474 --> 00:13:15,306 No! We can't quit now. 232 00:13:15,307 --> 00:13:16,545 We don't have a car. 233 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:20,480 - Jimmy drove. - Whoa. 234 00:13:20,481 --> 00:13:23,567 - Are you guys following us? - You son of a bitch. 235 00:13:23,568 --> 00:13:26,152 - You stole my list. - What are you 236 00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:27,571 - talking about? - Edgar. 237 00:13:27,572 --> 00:13:30,741 Back at brunch, I dropped the list and he 238 00:13:30,742 --> 00:13:34,711 clearly copied everything on it. He stole our Sunday Funday. 239 00:13:34,712 --> 00:13:37,130 - No, we didn't. - Open houses are on 240 00:13:37,131 --> 00:13:40,288 your list, too? And this exact two-bedroom 241 00:13:40,289 --> 00:13:43,470 - colonial charmer? - We look for Patty 242 00:13:43,471 --> 00:13:47,204 Kohan's open houses. She always has cookies. 243 00:13:48,509 --> 00:13:52,168 What's that in your hand, man? Looks like a cookie. 244 00:13:52,647 --> 00:13:54,347 (laughs) 245 00:13:57,568 --> 00:13:59,569 I like your sweatshirt. 246 00:13:59,570 --> 00:14:01,571 Oh, my God, thanks. 247 00:14:01,572 --> 00:14:05,518 - How's your Sunday Funday going? - Actually, I'm just 248 00:14:05,519 --> 00:14:08,717 using it as a distraction so I don't have to decide between two guys. 249 00:14:08,718 --> 00:14:13,038 Oh, I hear you. I am in love with Keith. 250 00:14:13,039 --> 00:14:14,229 The guy with the man bun? 251 00:14:14,230 --> 00:14:16,039 We've been doing Sunday Funday for, like, 252 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:19,366 two years, and he still calls me Sloppy Sweatshirt Girl. 253 00:14:19,367 --> 00:14:23,139 So I totally understand where you're coming from. 254 00:14:23,140 --> 00:14:24,276 Yeah, cool. 255 00:14:27,548 --> 00:14:30,678 - I need to talk to Lindsay. - She's at Paul's 256 00:14:30,679 --> 00:14:33,990 West Side barbecue. How are we gonna get there? 257 00:14:33,991 --> 00:14:39,306 We don't have a car. No. 258 00:14:39,307 --> 00:14:43,447 No. 259 00:14:47,735 --> 00:14:49,569 (Gretchen mouthing words) 260 00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:05,302 (women laughing) 261 00:15:08,534 --> 00:15:13,487 Excuse me. Ladies, I need to borrow dear 262 00:15:13,488 --> 00:15:17,045 Linds for a second. Toodles! 263 00:15:18,850 --> 00:15:21,568 I got it all 264 00:15:21,569 --> 00:15:26,523 I got it all indeed 265 00:15:26,524 --> 00:15:30,443 Got everything I want 266 00:15:30,444 --> 00:15:34,498 Everything I need 267 00:15:34,499 --> 00:15:37,501 But what I don't got is 268 00:15:37,502 --> 00:15:39,252 A feeling that's inside... 269 00:15:39,787 --> 00:15:42,388 They're not that bad. 270 00:15:42,389 --> 00:15:44,375 I knew it! There is one over there dressed 271 00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:46,960 head-to-toe in riding gear. There is not a horse around 272 00:15:46,961 --> 00:15:48,871 - for miles. - Anyway, this is your fault! 273 00:15:48,872 --> 00:15:51,715 - How?! - Around you I'm never the cool one. 274 00:15:51,716 --> 00:15:56,129 But with them, I'm the coolest. By, like, miles. 275 00:15:56,130 --> 00:15:58,396 First, you get married, then you abandon me for 276 00:15:58,397 --> 00:16:01,501 these Botoxed pterodactyls. I've never done that to you. 277 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,304 I don't even have any other friends. 278 00:16:04,244 --> 00:16:06,996 Plus, you lied when you said you were dreading coming here. 279 00:16:06,997 --> 00:16:09,716 I wasn't lying. That's the weird thing. 280 00:16:09,717 --> 00:16:12,049 I don't even know exactly what I was dreading. 281 00:16:12,050 --> 00:16:14,571 I like the people. I like the food. 282 00:16:14,572 --> 00:16:18,942 - I don't know what it is. - Sweetie, Jenna wants to 283 00:16:18,943 --> 00:16:23,569 know if she should serve your spinach dip with water crackers 284 00:16:23,570 --> 00:16:25,549 - or toast points? - Just go away! 285 00:16:25,550 --> 00:16:30,474 I'll be right there! So, yeah. 286 00:16:30,475 --> 00:16:33,171 I can't quite put my finger on what it is I don't like here. 287 00:16:33,724 --> 00:16:36,309 What? 288 00:16:39,830 --> 00:16:42,429 I mean, I'm sure at some point, everybody looks at their 289 00:16:42,430 --> 00:16:47,191 husband and is like, "Eh, that's my future. 290 00:16:47,192 --> 00:16:51,608 That's it. And why does it smell like ham 291 00:16:51,609 --> 00:16:56,402 all the time?" That's normal, right? 292 00:16:56,403 --> 00:17:02,860 - I hope not. - I just wish I had 293 00:17:02,861 --> 00:17:05,538 - what you have. - What do I have? 294 00:17:05,539 --> 00:17:08,375 Someone I wanted to do Sunday Funday with. 295 00:17:08,376 --> 00:17:10,543 Actually, he bailed. 296 00:17:10,544 --> 00:17:13,197 I was hoping he'd stick around to help me figure out what to do 297 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,348 about Ty, but he's... 298 00:17:19,470 --> 00:17:21,388 He's here! 299 00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:32,651 - Well, well. - Hey. 300 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:35,465 Listen, um... (clears throat) Phil Collins... 301 00:17:35,466 --> 00:17:40,369 he has his merits, all right? As lightweight and nutritionless 302 00:17:40,370 --> 00:17:42,820 they are. I mean really, "Land of Confusion," 303 00:17:42,821 --> 00:17:45,162 with is leaden pleas for world peace and the 304 00:17:45,163 --> 00:17:48,467 healing power of love. Thank you, George Bernard Shaw. 305 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:51,040 Give me a fortnight to machete my way through the dense... 306 00:17:51,041 --> 00:17:52,504 - Jimmy... - Metaphoric thicket 307 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:53,667 - of those lyrics. - Jimmy... 308 00:17:53,668 --> 00:17:56,582 And while Peter Gabriel, he's, he's complex, 309 00:17:56,583 --> 00:18:02,047 dark, you know, interesting. I recognize that it can be nice 310 00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:06,700 to have some breezy "No Reply at All" fun. 311 00:18:06,701 --> 00:18:10,909 You know, but following you around all day today just trying 312 00:18:10,910 --> 00:18:14,697 to convince you what to do? Well, it's... it's just made me 313 00:18:14,698 --> 00:18:19,757 feel, just-just made me feel a-ashamed and jealous 314 00:18:19,758 --> 00:18:24,536 and low. Like Phil Collins when he 315 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,439 - wrote "Sussudio." - Jimmy... 316 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:29,932 But if one day, right? Eggs forced you to choose 317 00:18:29,933 --> 00:18:33,712 between themselves and pancakes, and you chose the soggy, 318 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:37,683 tasteless pancakes, and you never ate eggs again, I'm just 319 00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:43,349 saying eggs... eggs would be really sad. 320 00:18:43,350 --> 00:18:44,723 - Jimmy. - What? 321 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:45,999 If you don't want me to go on this trip, 322 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,356 - just tell me. - Don't go. 323 00:18:49,357 --> 00:18:54,617 Okay. I won't. 324 00:18:54,618 --> 00:18:58,855 So, just to be clear. On one side, it's eggs, 325 00:18:58,856 --> 00:19:02,658 Peter Gabriel, and you, and on the other side it's pancakes, 326 00:19:02,659 --> 00:19:04,660 - Phil Collins, and Ty? - You know, I've been 327 00:19:04,661 --> 00:19:06,809 drinking all day and honestly I'm not even sure anymore. 328 00:19:06,810 --> 00:19:09,589 Gretchen! I did it! 329 00:19:11,301 --> 00:19:13,585 Good for you, Sloppy Sweatshirt Girl. 330 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:16,472 Good for... you. You want to get out of here? 331 00:19:16,473 --> 00:19:18,424 Immediately. 332 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:28,651 I just... things have been messed up, and I guess I 333 00:19:28,652 --> 00:19:32,488 thought if I could do a good job today, maybe I'd have the boost 334 00:19:32,489 --> 00:19:36,442 - to get my shit back on track. - Yeah, well... 335 00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:41,196 - Sorry, man. - It's not your fault. 336 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:48,420 - All right. - My list! 337 00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:50,627 - I knew it! - Okay, okay, okay. 338 00:19:50,628 --> 00:19:54,223 Shit. Okay, look. Look, these guys rely on me 339 00:19:54,224 --> 00:19:57,895 to come up with awesome, cool, underground cultural shit to do 340 00:19:57,896 --> 00:19:59,744 every single week. You know how much pressure 341 00:19:59,745 --> 00:20:03,539 that puts on me? I got shingles trying to find 342 00:20:03,540 --> 00:20:06,671 a new Ethiopian restaurant. Please don't blow up my spot, 343 00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:08,320 man. Please! 344 00:20:08,321 --> 00:20:12,186 Okay? I have trouble making friends. 345 00:20:13,396 --> 00:20:16,532 - Wow. - What? 346 00:20:16,533 --> 00:20:19,049 I'm screwed up because I saw my friends die. 347 00:20:19,835 --> 00:20:25,292 You're screwed up because... you're just a really lame dude. 348 00:20:25,293 --> 00:20:27,858 Thanks for making me feel better. 349 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:34,155 Wait, your friends died? 350 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:37,719 The ones from today? What happened?! 351 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:42,812 Hey. Yeah... yeah... 352 00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:45,513 There you are, honey. 353 00:20:45,514 --> 00:20:48,051 I came to a decision about the toast points. 354 00:20:49,432 --> 00:20:50,331 (screams) Isabel was getting 355 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:53,178 fussy and I asked Paul to hold her for a second and she quieted 356 00:20:53,179 --> 00:20:54,799 - right up. - I'm a natural. 357 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:58,291 What about you? Gonna be ready for one of these guys soon? 358 00:21:01,411 --> 00:21:06,164 Oh, my God! Aah! 359 00:21:07,914 --> 00:21:12,111 www.addic7ed.com 360 00:21:12,161 --> 00:21:16,711 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 28597

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