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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,031 --> 00:00:01,813 [SYNTH ROCK MUSIC] 2 00:00:01,913 --> 00:00:05,837 ? ? 3 00:00:15,125 --> 00:00:17,767 ? ? 4 00:00:24,180 --> 00:00:26,202 Girl, you need reading glasses. 5 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:27,610 - I�m fine. - Nah. 6 00:00:27,635 --> 00:00:30,554 - You are trombone arming. - [SIGHS] 7 00:00:30,579 --> 00:00:32,528 And on your right, you have the Nitehawk Cinema, 8 00:00:32,553 --> 00:00:34,895 modeled after the 1922 Commodore. 9 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:36,904 Not again. Do these buses ever stop? 10 00:00:36,929 --> 00:00:38,619 It�s unbelievable. I mean, when did Brooklyn 11 00:00:38,644 --> 00:00:40,146 become a tourist attraction? 12 00:00:40,171 --> 00:00:41,469 Right around when the orthodox temples 13 00:00:41,494 --> 00:00:43,280 turned into night clubs. 14 00:00:43,768 --> 00:00:45,858 [DOOR KNOCKS] 15 00:00:45,883 --> 00:00:47,104 Good morning. 16 00:00:47,301 --> 00:00:48,866 Nicole just asked me 17 00:00:48,891 --> 00:00:51,559 why Mommy and Daddy sleep in separate rooms. 18 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:55,366 Maybe you can walk him to school today and explain. 19 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,643 I would be happy to. 20 00:00:59,798 --> 00:01:02,141 Look, they just want to know... 21 00:01:02,499 --> 00:01:05,120 if we�re ever getting back together. 22 00:01:05,667 --> 00:01:07,939 And, frankly, so do I. 23 00:01:08,072 --> 00:01:10,013 I mean, my book launch party�s this week. 24 00:01:10,038 --> 00:01:11,460 People are gonna ask, and I-I... 25 00:01:11,485 --> 00:01:13,487 [CELL PHONE DINGS] 26 00:01:14,745 --> 00:01:16,976 Oh, my God. 27 00:01:17,618 --> 00:01:20,259 - Oh, my God. - What? 28 00:01:20,460 --> 00:01:23,098 What? What? 29 00:01:25,184 --> 00:01:28,098 [UPBEAT SKA MUSIC] 30 00:01:28,386 --> 00:01:31,381 ? ? 31 00:01:31,406 --> 00:01:33,576 [DOORBELL CHIMES] 32 00:01:33,601 --> 00:01:36,407 [DOOR BUZZES] 33 00:01:36,593 --> 00:01:38,262 Oh, my God. 34 00:01:38,287 --> 00:01:41,001 Look, look, look, look, look, look! 35 00:01:41,054 --> 00:01:43,462 "Exciting news, the next Reese Witherspoon 36 00:01:43,487 --> 00:01:45,491 book club pick is �Marriage Vacation�"! 37 00:01:45,516 --> 00:01:46,609 - I know! - You guys, you guys, 38 00:01:46,634 --> 00:01:48,125 that is enormous. All of Reese�s picks 39 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:50,360 - become best sellers. - [ALL CHEERING] 40 00:01:50,385 --> 00:01:52,220 Yo. What�s going on? 41 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:54,382 Oh, my God. Reese Witherspoon just picked our book 42 00:01:54,407 --> 00:01:55,726 - for her book club. - Wow. 43 00:01:55,751 --> 00:01:58,032 Hey. I didn�t know you were back from Ireland. 44 00:01:58,057 --> 00:01:59,598 Yeah, I got in late last night. 45 00:01:59,623 --> 00:02:01,070 Clare�s coming in a few days. She had to get her dog 46 00:02:01,095 --> 00:02:03,047 a few shots before she could bring him over. 47 00:02:03,072 --> 00:02:05,242 Oh. So you�re gonna be a doggy daddy? 48 00:02:05,267 --> 00:02:06,923 Yeah, I guess so. 49 00:02:06,948 --> 00:02:09,011 I�m sorry I didn�t say good-bye after the wedding. 50 00:02:09,036 --> 00:02:11,217 - Our flight was... - It�s fine, it... 51 00:02:11,242 --> 00:02:12,864 I DM�d you, though. 52 00:02:12,889 --> 00:02:14,120 - You what? - Yeah, Josh is always 53 00:02:14,145 --> 00:02:15,915 sliding into those DMs. 54 00:02:15,940 --> 00:02:17,718 - [SCOFFS] - Um... 55 00:02:17,743 --> 00:02:19,939 Instagram has a direct message feature. 56 00:02:19,964 --> 00:02:21,008 It�s kind of like a text message. 57 00:02:21,033 --> 00:02:22,320 Oh, I didn�t know that. 58 00:02:22,345 --> 00:02:24,197 How could you not know that? 59 00:02:24,222 --> 00:02:26,072 I read three novels a week. 60 00:02:26,097 --> 00:02:27,888 That�s like a thousand Instagram stories. 61 00:02:27,913 --> 00:02:30,283 Ahh. 62 00:02:30,425 --> 00:02:33,347 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 63 00:02:33,625 --> 00:02:38,396 _ 64 00:02:42,625 --> 00:02:45,211 Hi, Reese. Millennial Print appreciates 65 00:02:45,236 --> 00:02:47,112 your support. "Marriage Vacation" 66 00:02:47,137 --> 00:02:50,721 would make a great movie starring YOU. 67 00:02:54,444 --> 00:02:56,426 ["ROCKET SHIP" BY KACI BROWN PLAYS] 68 00:02:56,451 --> 00:03:00,082 ? Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na ? 69 00:03:00,626 --> 00:03:02,939 ? You�re gonna feel like ? 70 00:03:02,964 --> 00:03:06,815 ? Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na ? 71 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:09,758 ? You�re gonna feel like a woman ? 72 00:03:11,914 --> 00:03:13,455 [DOOR KNOCKS] 73 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:15,462 Do you have a moment before the staff meeting? 74 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:16,628 Of course. 75 00:03:16,653 --> 00:03:17,934 I was wondering... 76 00:03:17,959 --> 00:03:19,676 how you found Liza? 77 00:03:19,701 --> 00:03:22,063 Was it through a friend, an agency? 78 00:03:22,088 --> 00:03:23,530 Actually, I�m not sure. 79 00:03:23,695 --> 00:03:25,077 Liza, Charles was asking, 80 00:03:25,102 --> 00:03:26,797 how did your resume land on my desk? 81 00:03:26,822 --> 00:03:28,230 Oh, I ambushed you at a New York 82 00:03:28,255 --> 00:03:29,832 women in publishing event. 83 00:03:29,857 --> 00:03:33,205 - Was I being honored? - No, Jennifer Franklin was. 84 00:03:33,432 --> 00:03:36,028 I was probably honored the year before. 85 00:03:38,492 --> 00:03:40,245 Charles, are you looking for an assistant? 86 00:03:40,270 --> 00:03:42,410 Uh, no, not for me. Asking for a friend. 87 00:03:43,033 --> 00:03:44,574 Is the meeting in here? 88 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:46,452 Conference room. 89 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:50,317 And I will see you there. 90 00:03:52,771 --> 00:03:54,300 What�s the meeting about? 91 00:03:54,325 --> 00:03:55,090 I�m not sure... 92 00:03:55,115 --> 00:03:57,386 but judging by his mood this morning 93 00:03:57,411 --> 00:03:58,742 can�t be good news. 94 00:03:59,402 --> 00:04:01,120 ? ? 95 00:04:01,384 --> 00:04:03,456 Phones down for this, please. 96 00:04:04,361 --> 00:04:07,504 And close the door. I�ll be brief. 97 00:04:07,758 --> 00:04:11,040 The LL Moore revelations and their aftermath 98 00:04:11,065 --> 00:04:13,568 have hit our finances hard. 99 00:04:13,593 --> 00:04:15,249 It�s as bad as you�ve heard. 100 00:04:15,274 --> 00:04:17,396 So we�re going to be a little bit late 101 00:04:17,421 --> 00:04:18,750 meeting payroll. 102 00:04:18,775 --> 00:04:20,363 Please bear with me. 103 00:04:20,443 --> 00:04:23,298 However, I want to make one thing clear. 104 00:04:23,614 --> 00:04:25,435 This company... 105 00:04:25,886 --> 00:04:27,453 will endure. 106 00:04:27,824 --> 00:04:30,463 Empirical Publishing has survived depressions, 107 00:04:30,488 --> 00:04:33,064 printing strikes, Amazon, 108 00:04:33,133 --> 00:04:35,296 and we are not going down 109 00:04:35,321 --> 00:04:38,299 because one man couldn�t control his appetites. 110 00:04:38,324 --> 00:04:40,016 The only question... 111 00:04:40,041 --> 00:04:42,984 about our future is what great voice 112 00:04:43,009 --> 00:04:45,071 we will discover next. 113 00:04:45,096 --> 00:04:47,053 Well, this morning, Reese Witherspoon 114 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:49,966 picked "Marriage Vacation" for her book club, 115 00:04:50,130 --> 00:04:52,414 and presales have already spiked. 116 00:04:52,439 --> 00:04:54,317 Just since two hours ago. 117 00:04:54,342 --> 00:04:55,717 That is good news. 118 00:04:55,943 --> 00:04:58,215 Make sure you mention it to the press 119 00:04:58,240 --> 00:04:59,826 at the launch party. 120 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,342 What else? Zane? 121 00:05:02,367 --> 00:05:04,102 I�m on the cusp of something I can�t 122 00:05:04,127 --> 00:05:05,965 say too much about, but it is 123 00:05:05,990 --> 00:05:08,585 a genre-busting concept that will reach across 124 00:05:08,610 --> 00:05:10,277 multiple platforms. 125 00:05:10,302 --> 00:05:12,575 What genre-busting concept would that be? 126 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:14,596 You�ll just have to wait and see, Peters. 127 00:05:14,621 --> 00:05:15,871 - [CELL PHONE DINGS] - [GASPS] 128 00:05:15,896 --> 00:05:17,443 Reese just slipped into my DMs. 129 00:05:17,468 --> 00:05:18,455 - What? - Speak English. 130 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:20,481 - What does that mean? - It means Reese Witherspoon 131 00:05:20,506 --> 00:05:22,767 sent a private direct message to me. 132 00:05:23,393 --> 00:05:25,673 - What�s the slipping part? - It�s slide. 133 00:05:25,698 --> 00:05:27,346 You slide into someone�s DMs. 134 00:05:27,371 --> 00:05:29,863 I meant slide. All my friends say slide. 135 00:05:29,888 --> 00:05:31,060 I would never slip into someone�s DMs. 136 00:05:31,085 --> 00:05:33,995 Only slide. I slide into... 137 00:05:34,020 --> 00:05:35,278 Kelsey�s DMs all the time. 138 00:05:35,303 --> 00:05:37,688 Maybe I should slide into Zane�s. 139 00:05:39,990 --> 00:05:41,262 What did Reese say? 140 00:05:41,287 --> 00:05:43,469 She wants us to meet her people. 141 00:05:43,697 --> 00:05:45,184 We�re gonna meet Reese�s people? 142 00:05:45,209 --> 00:05:46,545 I know! 143 00:05:46,570 --> 00:05:48,066 Well, on that piece of good news, 144 00:05:48,091 --> 00:05:50,186 we are adjourned. 145 00:05:53,128 --> 00:05:55,150 Okay, but just so you know, 146 00:05:55,175 --> 00:05:58,203 sliding into DMs is kind of flirty. 147 00:05:58,228 --> 00:06:00,425 What, so it�s wrong to say I slid into your DMs? 148 00:06:00,450 --> 00:06:03,863 No, it�s not wrong, wrong, but it�s also just not right. 149 00:06:03,888 --> 00:06:05,317 - You know? - Would I maybe hit your DMs? 150 00:06:05,342 --> 00:06:08,163 - Okay, just stop. - Okay. 151 00:06:27,591 --> 00:06:30,046 How did I not see this? 152 00:06:30,071 --> 00:06:33,733 I was ready to break up my family for this woman. 153 00:06:33,758 --> 00:06:38,607 She has been married. She has a kid in college. 154 00:06:39,637 --> 00:06:41,966 Part of me�s relieved that she�s not 27. 155 00:06:41,991 --> 00:06:43,670 And then I think... 156 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:45,814 How, how can she lie like that? 157 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:47,938 Is she some kind of opportunist? 158 00:06:47,963 --> 00:06:50,275 Or is she some kind of sociopath? 159 00:06:50,300 --> 00:06:51,849 It�s chilling. 160 00:06:52,039 --> 00:06:54,642 And then I-I can�t stop thinking about her. 161 00:06:55,288 --> 00:06:58,136 Well, you had strong feelings for her. 162 00:06:58,338 --> 00:07:00,662 I was in love with her. 163 00:07:00,687 --> 00:07:04,231 Which, in retrospect, seems absurd 164 00:07:04,256 --> 00:07:07,591 and certainly makes me question my judgment. 165 00:07:08,674 --> 00:07:11,658 I honestly have no idea what to do. 166 00:07:12,270 --> 00:07:14,910 At the very least, I have to fire her. 167 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:16,716 Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 168 00:07:16,741 --> 00:07:18,513 Let me stop you there. 169 00:07:18,693 --> 00:07:21,143 As your friend, my heart�s breaking for you. 170 00:07:21,168 --> 00:07:23,170 I get it, you want to do something, 171 00:07:23,195 --> 00:07:24,993 but as your lawyer, I am telling you 172 00:07:25,018 --> 00:07:26,472 you cannot fire her. 173 00:07:26,497 --> 00:07:29,070 - What, why? - She�s doing her job, right? 174 00:07:29,095 --> 00:07:31,631 - Well... yes. - And you kissed her. 175 00:07:31,656 --> 00:07:34,546 And now you want to fire her because she�s too old? 176 00:07:38,530 --> 00:07:40,975 Is this the first time you�re hearing it out loud? 177 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,744 �Cause it�s bad, Charles. 178 00:07:42,825 --> 00:07:45,579 You cannot afford another scandal. 179 00:07:46,916 --> 00:07:48,326 My best legal advice 180 00:07:48,351 --> 00:07:50,557 is to stay away from this woman. 181 00:07:51,037 --> 00:07:53,981 I can�t avoid her completely. She works for me. 182 00:07:54,006 --> 00:07:55,787 Avoid her when you can. 183 00:07:55,955 --> 00:07:58,684 And when you can�t, smile, 184 00:07:58,889 --> 00:08:01,792 and... pretend she�s 27. 185 00:08:06,701 --> 00:08:09,440 I am not good at pretending. 186 00:08:10,381 --> 00:08:12,383 [UPBEAT POP MUSIC] 187 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:18,144 We love "Marriage Vacation." 188 00:08:18,169 --> 00:08:19,712 Oh, wow, thank you. 189 00:08:19,737 --> 00:08:21,867 I mean, this is such a thrill for me. 190 00:08:21,892 --> 00:08:23,553 Are you kidding? This is such a thrill for me. 191 00:08:23,578 --> 00:08:25,937 I mean, your book is so smart. 192 00:08:25,962 --> 00:08:27,659 I can�t tell you how many manuscripts I read, 193 00:08:27,684 --> 00:08:28,732 and just from the first paragraph, 194 00:08:28,757 --> 00:08:30,168 it stood out to us. 195 00:08:30,193 --> 00:08:31,855 Thank you so much. 196 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:33,416 I�ll be frank. "Marriage Vacation." 197 00:08:33,441 --> 00:08:34,976 It�s perfect for us. 198 00:08:35,001 --> 00:08:36,620 Our company is focusing on strong 199 00:08:36,645 --> 00:08:38,514 female characters with unique points of view. 200 00:08:38,539 --> 00:08:40,452 That�s why Reese picked her for the book club 201 00:08:40,477 --> 00:08:43,433 and also why we�re interested in optioning the film rights. 202 00:08:43,574 --> 00:08:46,171 Oh, my God. That�s so exciting. 203 00:08:46,196 --> 00:08:47,545 - Amazing. - Wait. 204 00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:49,313 Reese Witherspoon is gonna play me? 205 00:08:49,338 --> 00:08:50,807 Well, let�s not get ahead of ourselves. 206 00:08:50,832 --> 00:08:52,249 We have tons of projects in development, 207 00:08:52,274 --> 00:08:54,285 but we are definitely interested. 208 00:08:54,310 --> 00:08:55,967 [GASPS] 209 00:08:56,957 --> 00:08:59,550 - Reese Witherspoon! - Oh, my God. 210 00:08:59,575 --> 00:09:01,004 That could not have gone any better. 211 00:09:01,029 --> 00:09:03,000 - I�m buying lunch. - Yeah, and I will drink it. 212 00:09:03,025 --> 00:09:04,559 Yes. 213 00:09:04,952 --> 00:09:06,653 - Are you coming, Liza? - You know what? 214 00:09:06,678 --> 00:09:08,185 I�m gonna catch up with you guys in a few. 215 00:09:08,210 --> 00:09:09,905 - Okay, coffee shop? - Yes. 216 00:09:09,930 --> 00:09:11,552 ? ? 217 00:09:11,705 --> 00:09:15,072 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 218 00:09:17,529 --> 00:09:18,991 - Hi. - Hi. 219 00:09:19,016 --> 00:09:20,158 I have an idea. 220 00:09:20,183 --> 00:09:21,822 It�s, uh, it�s kind of a big idea, 221 00:09:21,847 --> 00:09:24,446 but you strike me as a person who embraces big ideas. 222 00:09:24,471 --> 00:09:25,573 Definitely. 223 00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:27,469 What do you got? 224 00:09:28,696 --> 00:09:30,835 "Millennial" is all about strong young voices, 225 00:09:30,860 --> 00:09:32,436 especially female voices, 226 00:09:32,461 --> 00:09:34,961 which means our brands overlap. 227 00:09:35,222 --> 00:09:36,712 You should consider partnering up with us. 228 00:09:36,911 --> 00:09:38,387 For exclusive access 229 00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:40,629 to all "Millennial" titles in the pipeline. 230 00:09:40,654 --> 00:09:42,245 You mean like a "first look" deal? 231 00:09:42,270 --> 00:09:45,373 Like a content incubator. 232 00:09:45,506 --> 00:09:47,453 We have so many great projects 233 00:09:47,478 --> 00:09:49,340 that I know your company would love. 234 00:09:49,365 --> 00:09:51,277 We have a book about Ada Lovelace, 235 00:09:51,302 --> 00:09:53,004 the only daughter of Lord Byron, 236 00:09:53,029 --> 00:09:54,899 who also wrote the very first computer program 237 00:09:54,924 --> 00:09:56,656 back in the 1800s. 238 00:09:56,681 --> 00:09:58,739 We have a teen courtship novel that takes place 239 00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:02,377 entirely in the comment section of one Instagram post. 240 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:05,934 And so many more that I would love to discuss. 241 00:10:07,957 --> 00:10:10,581 Tell me more about this Ada Lovelace book. 242 00:10:10,605 --> 00:10:12,104 ? ? 243 00:10:12,333 --> 00:10:13,884 Here�s the draft... 244 00:10:13,909 --> 00:10:16,187 Charles. Hey. 245 00:10:16,212 --> 00:10:18,408 Hey, I have some great news. 246 00:10:18,433 --> 00:10:21,067 Uh, no, can you email me? I�m just on my way to a meeting. 247 00:10:21,092 --> 00:10:22,691 Oh, it�ll just take a sec. 248 00:10:22,716 --> 00:10:23,678 Kelsey and I, we just had 249 00:10:23,703 --> 00:10:24,809 our Reese Witherspoon meeting, 250 00:10:24,834 --> 00:10:26,107 and guess what? 251 00:10:26,581 --> 00:10:28,703 Reese�s people say that they... 252 00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:30,789 anyway, the headline is... 253 00:10:30,814 --> 00:10:32,660 - Hello? - Charles Brooks. 254 00:10:32,685 --> 00:10:35,766 Hi, it�s Kiara Johnson from "Hello Sunshine." 255 00:10:35,791 --> 00:10:38,496 It�s them. Reese Witherspoon�s company. 256 00:10:38,521 --> 00:10:39,910 That�s what I was trying to tell you. 257 00:10:39,935 --> 00:10:41,556 ? ? 258 00:10:41,580 --> 00:10:43,149 Bottom line, Reese is ready to make 259 00:10:43,174 --> 00:10:45,150 a sizable financial commitment. 260 00:10:45,175 --> 00:10:47,273 Not only for access to "Millennial" content 261 00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:48,844 but also for the chance to collaborate with 262 00:10:48,869 --> 00:10:51,615 these two amazing young women who are shaping 263 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:53,137 the voices of their generation. 264 00:10:53,162 --> 00:10:54,258 I gotta hand it to Liza. 265 00:10:54,283 --> 00:10:56,310 The incubator was her idea. 266 00:10:56,335 --> 00:10:58,822 Millennials love to disrupt, right, Charles? 267 00:10:58,862 --> 00:11:00,711 - They certainly do. - Okay. 268 00:11:00,736 --> 00:11:03,236 So should we put our legal departments in touch? 269 00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:06,726 - I�ll have to think about it. - Oh. 270 00:11:06,751 --> 00:11:09,135 Okay. Well, I look forward to hearing from you. 271 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:11,000 Right. Thank you. 272 00:11:11,927 --> 00:11:13,520 What is there to think about? 273 00:11:13,545 --> 00:11:15,533 Uh, it�s an interesting proposition. 274 00:11:15,558 --> 00:11:17,776 Reese is a powerhouse who wants to embrace 275 00:11:17,801 --> 00:11:19,102 the next generation of women. 276 00:11:19,127 --> 00:11:20,290 That�s spectacular. And... 277 00:11:20,315 --> 00:11:22,524 I said I�d think about it. 278 00:11:24,883 --> 00:11:27,826 [DUBSTEP MUSIC] 279 00:11:28,011 --> 00:11:32,987 ? ? 280 00:11:41,278 --> 00:11:43,108 I�m sure Charles has a very good reason 281 00:11:43,133 --> 00:11:44,617 for not taking this deal. 282 00:11:44,642 --> 00:11:46,643 Yeah, I�ll tell you the reason. 283 00:11:46,668 --> 00:11:49,258 It�s because "Millennial" might actually out-earn "Empirical," 284 00:11:49,283 --> 00:11:51,780 and that�s just a reality he can�t understand. 285 00:11:51,805 --> 00:11:53,920 Maggie, Maggie, it�s up, it�s up, buffered. 286 00:11:53,945 --> 00:11:55,142 Great. 287 00:11:55,167 --> 00:11:56,967 - You guys ready? - Yes. 288 00:11:58,368 --> 00:12:02,241 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 289 00:12:02,705 --> 00:12:09,106 ? ? 290 00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:13,610 [GROWLS] 291 00:12:13,916 --> 00:12:16,855 We�re not great. We�re Heller Good. 292 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:20,343 All right, what do you guys think? 293 00:12:22,765 --> 00:12:25,608 - I like the cheetah. - Yes. Thank you. 294 00:12:25,633 --> 00:12:28,029 Are you sure you want to say you�re not great? 295 00:12:28,054 --> 00:12:29,997 Yes. I�m better than great, dude. 296 00:12:30,022 --> 00:12:32,293 I�m "Heller Good." 297 00:12:33,527 --> 00:12:36,242 And that�s better? Really? 298 00:12:36,267 --> 00:12:37,888 Hundo P. Come on. Yes. As the founder, 299 00:12:37,913 --> 00:12:40,415 I need to project confidence, you know? 300 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:42,172 Why are all people your age "founders"? 301 00:12:42,197 --> 00:12:43,703 I mean you haven�t even found your own apartment. 302 00:12:43,728 --> 00:12:45,711 Okay, well, I did find sponsored vodka 303 00:12:45,736 --> 00:12:47,883 for Kelsey and Liza�s book party. 304 00:12:48,047 --> 00:12:49,993 - You got us free booze? - Yes, I did. 305 00:12:50,018 --> 00:12:53,414 - Ah, you�re the best! - No. I�m Heller Good. 306 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,162 Mm. Still no. 307 00:12:55,187 --> 00:12:56,517 I�m gonna hit the ladies� room. 308 00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:58,010 No, no, no, no, really, I wouldn�t. 309 00:12:58,035 --> 00:12:59,242 It�s a crime scene in there. Very dangerous. 310 00:12:59,267 --> 00:13:00,155 - Yeah. - Ew. 311 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,970 - Use ours. - Oh, thanks. 312 00:13:03,603 --> 00:13:05,802 Okay, can we talk about the cheetah? 313 00:13:06,103 --> 00:13:08,785 [FUNKY ROCK MUSIC] 314 00:13:09,467 --> 00:13:16,233 ? ? 315 00:13:20,964 --> 00:13:23,639 Hey, sorry, I just came up to use... 316 00:13:27,627 --> 00:13:29,168 Are you okay? 317 00:13:30,339 --> 00:13:32,741 Clare just called. 318 00:13:33,784 --> 00:13:35,419 She�s not coming. 319 00:13:35,444 --> 00:13:37,131 She�s not coming tonight? 320 00:13:37,933 --> 00:13:39,267 Nope. 321 00:13:40,371 --> 00:13:42,513 She�s not coming at all. 322 00:13:43,702 --> 00:13:45,440 What? 323 00:13:47,134 --> 00:13:49,042 She just said that... 324 00:13:50,559 --> 00:13:52,156 I mean, the truth is, we didn�t have 325 00:13:52,181 --> 00:13:53,903 the greatest time on our honeymoon. 326 00:13:53,928 --> 00:13:56,205 Didn�t look that way on Instagram. 327 00:13:58,276 --> 00:14:02,180 She was just... posting for immigration. 328 00:14:02,481 --> 00:14:04,457 When the reality is, she just... 329 00:14:05,352 --> 00:14:08,273 she just couldn�t lie anymore. 330 00:14:15,220 --> 00:14:17,222 I mean, we were never real. 331 00:14:23,357 --> 00:14:25,794 What the hell is wrong with me? 332 00:14:27,192 --> 00:14:29,432 Nothing is wrong with you. 333 00:14:31,154 --> 00:14:33,558 You went out on a limb to help somebody. 334 00:14:34,318 --> 00:14:37,273 That is a beautiful, generous act on your part. 335 00:14:37,298 --> 00:14:39,857 ? ? 336 00:14:39,882 --> 00:14:43,686 So stupid, I mean... I just... 337 00:14:43,724 --> 00:14:45,513 I just keep putting myself out there for people, 338 00:14:45,538 --> 00:14:47,342 and I just keep getting kicked in the face. 339 00:14:47,367 --> 00:14:48,869 I... 340 00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:51,777 [TENDER MUSIC] 341 00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:53,469 It�s okay. 342 00:14:53,494 --> 00:14:55,316 ? ? 343 00:14:55,554 --> 00:14:56,999 It�s okay. 344 00:14:57,024 --> 00:14:59,066 Everything�s gonna be okay. 345 00:15:09,104 --> 00:15:11,106 [UPBEAT PERCUSSIVE MUSIC] 346 00:15:13,765 --> 00:15:16,516 Ooh-hoo, great hat! 347 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,563 I�ve got a cigar that would go perfect with that. 348 00:15:18,588 --> 00:15:21,055 No, thanks. I�m headed to the "Marriage Vacation" party. 349 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,896 I thought I was your marriage vacation. 350 00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:24,641 And on your right, you have the Nitehawk Cinema, 351 00:15:24,666 --> 00:15:26,514 modeled after the 1922 Commodore... 352 00:15:26,539 --> 00:15:29,427 Hey, Gavoon, five times a day, I gotta hear this? 353 00:15:29,452 --> 00:15:30,705 I got a permit! 354 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,414 Yeah, well, I got a big bucket of piss. 355 00:15:32,439 --> 00:15:35,365 - You say patzah! - [SPEAKING ITALIAN] 356 00:15:36,074 --> 00:15:37,896 Don�t mind the locals, guys. 357 00:15:37,921 --> 00:15:40,081 Wait, you wouldn�t really pee in a bucket and throw it. 358 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,754 You do what you gotta do. 359 00:15:42,869 --> 00:15:45,011 ["HAVANA" BY CAMILA CABELLO] 360 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:50,170 ? Half of my heart is in Havana ? 361 00:15:50,195 --> 00:15:53,235 ? He took me back to East Atlanta ? 362 00:15:53,408 --> 00:15:55,135 Nice job with this party, Liza. 363 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:56,649 The theme is very appropriate. 364 00:15:56,674 --> 00:15:58,602 Well, the book is "Marriage Vacation." 365 00:15:58,627 --> 00:16:00,808 And if it�s not a gigantic best seller, 366 00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:03,304 we may all be taking a permanent vacation. 367 00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:04,955 You have to try the signature cocktail. 368 00:16:04,980 --> 00:16:06,836 Sticky sex on the beach. 369 00:16:06,861 --> 00:16:08,897 - What makes it sticky? - Bubblegum vodka. 370 00:16:08,922 --> 00:16:10,141 Trust me, two of these, and you�re wearing 371 00:16:10,166 --> 00:16:11,716 a grass skirt like a veil. 372 00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:13,899 Oh, hello, Ms. Trout. 373 00:16:14,232 --> 00:16:16,632 - Who is this person? - This is Lauren Heller. 374 00:16:16,657 --> 00:16:17,965 A terrific young publicist 375 00:16:17,990 --> 00:16:20,154 who just hung out her own shingle. 376 00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:22,100 Heller Good PR. We�re not great. 377 00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:23,743 We�re Heller Good. 378 00:16:23,768 --> 00:16:25,270 B-T-dubs, love your work. Love you. 379 00:16:25,295 --> 00:16:27,054 Love this, love this, love that. 380 00:16:27,312 --> 00:16:29,129 You know, if you ever need to outsource anything, 381 00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:32,295 I mean anything, text me, call me, at me, mean it. 382 00:16:32,717 --> 00:16:34,611 Maybe I�ll slide into your DMs. 383 00:16:34,636 --> 00:16:38,199 Oh, please do, diva. Give me. 384 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:42,922 - Did I say that right? - Close enough. 385 00:16:43,163 --> 00:16:46,194 Oh, my God. This is incredible. 386 00:16:46,219 --> 00:16:47,621 Charles. Pauline. 387 00:16:47,646 --> 00:16:48,989 - Oh, Diana. - Hi. 388 00:16:49,014 --> 00:16:50,646 This is beyond. 389 00:16:50,671 --> 00:16:52,129 You outdid yourself. 390 00:16:52,154 --> 00:16:54,522 - Yeah, Diana. It�s lovely. - Thank you. 391 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,767 - Picture time, you guys. - Oh, okay. 392 00:16:56,792 --> 00:16:59,152 I hate posing for pictures, so. 393 00:16:59,177 --> 00:17:00,395 I know you do, but just for tonight, 394 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,882 can you pretend you don�t? 395 00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:04,741 Please? 396 00:17:06,290 --> 00:17:08,316 - All right, come on. - Okay. 397 00:17:12,841 --> 00:17:16,380 - Thank you. - Congratulations, Peters. 398 00:17:16,768 --> 00:17:19,402 Honestly, I don�t know how you do it. 399 00:17:19,427 --> 00:17:22,414 No authors, and yet, you dress like a Prada model. 400 00:17:22,439 --> 00:17:24,457 I�m sweating about work, believe me. 401 00:17:24,482 --> 00:17:25,583 You don�t look it. 402 00:17:25,608 --> 00:17:27,264 You look very cool and collected. 403 00:17:27,489 --> 00:17:29,609 This room is full of influential people. 404 00:17:29,634 --> 00:17:31,446 What am I supposed to do? 405 00:17:31,847 --> 00:17:33,759 Tell them I lost my only author? 406 00:17:33,784 --> 00:17:36,265 Course not. I gotta be a duck. 407 00:17:36,290 --> 00:17:37,453 Calm on the surface, 408 00:17:37,478 --> 00:17:39,799 but paddling like hell underneath. 409 00:17:39,824 --> 00:17:41,327 At least you don�t have a corkscrew dick. 410 00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:42,610 What? 411 00:17:42,635 --> 00:17:44,223 Have you never seen a duck dick? 412 00:17:44,248 --> 00:17:46,439 How do you know something like that? 413 00:17:46,464 --> 00:17:48,101 My favorite thing to do as a child 414 00:17:48,126 --> 00:17:51,245 was to hole up in my room with the animal encyclopedia. 415 00:17:51,661 --> 00:17:54,571 - Parents fight a lot? - Something like that. 416 00:17:54,688 --> 00:17:56,989 Worse comes to worst, I could always hire you 417 00:17:57,014 --> 00:17:59,235 freelance and you could do a "Millennial" book. 418 00:17:59,260 --> 00:18:01,250 - I can�t work for you. - And why is that? 419 00:18:01,275 --> 00:18:04,631 Because you�d get in trouble for dating me. 420 00:18:04,656 --> 00:18:06,198 Get over yourself. 421 00:18:07,622 --> 00:18:10,085 Kelsey. Great party. 422 00:18:10,110 --> 00:18:13,710 Oh, my gosh, Kiara, thank you so much for coming. 423 00:18:13,735 --> 00:18:15,608 Who was that hot guy you were talking to? 424 00:18:15,633 --> 00:18:17,168 Is he single? 425 00:18:17,631 --> 00:18:19,652 Yeah. And gay. 426 00:18:19,677 --> 00:18:21,925 Like, fully gay. 427 00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:28,138 Charles. How you holding up? 428 00:18:28,163 --> 00:18:30,404 Are you enjoying the vacation theme? 429 00:18:30,429 --> 00:18:31,607 How are you? 430 00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,301 I really appreciate you hanging in there 431 00:18:33,326 --> 00:18:35,223 during these tough times. 432 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,214 I will go down with the ship if that�s what it takes. 433 00:18:37,239 --> 00:18:38,416 Like the "Titanic." 434 00:18:38,441 --> 00:18:40,007 Yeah, they were on vacation too. 435 00:18:41,857 --> 00:18:44,395 Uh, may I ask a favor? 436 00:18:45,117 --> 00:18:47,184 Uh, yeah, anything. 437 00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,570 If the company is going under, 438 00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:51,096 could you give me some warning 439 00:18:51,121 --> 00:18:53,150 so I can put my apartment on the market? 440 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,711 I wouldn�t want to have to sell under duress. 441 00:18:54,736 --> 00:18:57,741 I just checked Zillow, and my Zestimate is high. 442 00:19:02,416 --> 00:19:05,497 Actually... I have some news. 443 00:19:05,522 --> 00:19:08,214 I was just about to announce it. 444 00:19:14,986 --> 00:19:16,987 Excuse me, everyone. 445 00:19:18,967 --> 00:19:20,629 Thank you. 446 00:19:20,654 --> 00:19:22,455 I have something I�d like to share. 447 00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:26,916 Reese Witherspoon�s company was so impressed 448 00:19:26,941 --> 00:19:29,780 with "Millennial" that they have offered us 449 00:19:29,805 --> 00:19:32,448 an unprecedented incubator deal. 450 00:19:34,141 --> 00:19:37,215 And we are very happy to accept. 451 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:40,845 So let�s give a big hand to Kelsey Peters... 452 00:19:40,870 --> 00:19:43,409 and Liza Miller. 453 00:19:44,540 --> 00:19:46,790 Wait, did you know he was gonna do that? 454 00:19:46,815 --> 00:19:48,985 Not a clue. 455 00:20:01,705 --> 00:20:04,307 And then he said my prose was sinewy. 456 00:20:04,332 --> 00:20:07,987 I mean, David Remnick thinks my prose is sinewy! 457 00:20:08,539 --> 00:20:11,110 This whole night has just... 458 00:20:12,031 --> 00:20:14,472 Ah! Never in my wildest dreams 459 00:20:14,497 --> 00:20:16,499 could I have imagined a night like this. 460 00:20:17,505 --> 00:20:19,507 Thank you. 461 00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:31,305 This isn�t working, Pauline. 462 00:20:32,862 --> 00:20:36,680 I love you, but I am not in love with you. 463 00:20:36,743 --> 00:20:39,066 And I can�t pretend. 464 00:20:40,196 --> 00:20:43,455 I have to pretend so much in my life. 465 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:46,308 And I just can�t do it anymore. 466 00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:49,738 [SOFT ROCK MUSIC] 467 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:53,452 ? ? 468 00:20:53,477 --> 00:20:56,243 ? Baby, don�t make me weep ? 469 00:20:56,268 --> 00:20:59,864 ? I�ve been down this road before ? 470 00:20:59,889 --> 00:21:04,352 ? And there�s a devil just asleep inside me ? 471 00:21:04,377 --> 00:21:09,392 ? Wanting to take what�s left of our hearts ? 472 00:21:12,976 --> 00:21:15,601 And on your right, you have the Nitehawk Cinema, 473 00:21:15,626 --> 00:21:17,356 modeled after the 1922 Commodore. 474 00:21:17,381 --> 00:21:20,073 - This again? - Hey, stronzo! Pipe down! 475 00:21:20,098 --> 00:21:21,904 Maggie, you don�t want to escalate this thing. 476 00:21:21,929 --> 00:21:24,909 Relax, I know what I�m doing. Idiota, keep on moving! 477 00:21:24,934 --> 00:21:26,661 Ladies and gentlemen, on the right, 478 00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:28,432 we have one of our colorful locals. 479 00:21:28,457 --> 00:21:30,785 Her family immigrated from Italy in the 1920s. 480 00:21:30,810 --> 00:21:32,311 Back then, Williamsburg had thousands 481 00:21:32,336 --> 00:21:33,679 of immigrant families. 482 00:21:33,704 --> 00:21:34,898 You know what, you�re gentrifying 483 00:21:34,923 --> 00:21:35,563 my neighborhood. 484 00:21:35,588 --> 00:21:37,539 Because of yous, my rent is going up! 485 00:21:37,564 --> 00:21:38,816 Now, get moving! 486 00:21:38,841 --> 00:21:40,611 I got a big bucket of piss here! 487 00:21:40,636 --> 00:21:42,419 I told you she was colorful. 488 00:21:42,444 --> 00:21:43,920 [LAUGHING] 489 00:21:43,945 --> 00:21:46,000 "Heh, heh, heh," yourself. 490 00:21:46,477 --> 00:21:48,299 So you�re a part of the tour now? 491 00:21:48,324 --> 00:21:50,257 50 bucks a pop. And on Friday, 492 00:21:50,282 --> 00:21:51,811 I get to throw apple juice at �em. 493 00:21:51,836 --> 00:21:53,211 [SNORTS] 494 00:21:53,236 --> 00:21:56,199 [UPBEAT POP MUSIC] 495 00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:00,396 - Hey. - Good morning. 496 00:22:00,421 --> 00:22:02,555 I-I didn�t get to talk to you after the party last night. 497 00:22:02,580 --> 00:22:05,098 I�m so glad you signed off on the Reese deal. 498 00:22:05,123 --> 00:22:06,996 What made you change your mind? 499 00:22:07,705 --> 00:22:10,768 In the end, I felt like I really didn�t have a choice. 500 00:22:10,939 --> 00:22:13,747 I don�t understand. This is a good thing. 501 00:22:13,772 --> 00:22:15,082 Isn�t it? 502 00:22:15,934 --> 00:22:17,726 It�s helping the company? 503 00:22:19,126 --> 00:22:20,635 Right. 504 00:22:22,162 --> 00:22:24,353 Well, congratulations, Liza. 505 00:22:24,930 --> 00:22:27,515 You really... pulled it off. 506 00:22:27,540 --> 00:22:32,256 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 507 00:22:32,281 --> 00:22:34,153 [MELLOW POP MUSIC] 508 00:22:34,178 --> 00:22:38,289 ? How do I talk when I can�t stop ? 509 00:22:38,314 --> 00:22:39,789 ? Thinking of you? ? 510 00:22:40,958 --> 00:22:43,660 ["MILLION DOLLAR LIFE" BY WIZARD OF OZ] 511 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:46,322 ? ? 512 00:22:46,372 --> 00:22:50,922 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36594

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