All language subtitles for Younger s01e06 donism.eng

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So I don't think I can do those things.

I thought the same thing
when I first joined CrossFit,

but I bet you'll surprise yourself.

I know you have the stamina.

Well, I have a very inspiring coach.

Do your best, all right.

I want this to be our thing.

It's a lot of fun, okay?

- Okay.
- Okay.

[claps]

[whistle chirps]

(man) All right, listen up, class.

Today's workout is IDA.

- I hate IDA.
- Who's Ida?

IDA is a mean, cold-hearted bitch.

IDA will find your weak
spots and exploit them.

IDA is 500 sit-ups, 200 burpees,

100 Olympic clean and presses,

then the three timed heats.

Don't worry.

It sounds worse than it actually is.

Now, I'm required by our lawyers
to read this statement aloud.

"This is a strenuous workout.

"And we are not scaling in here.

"So if you're 40 or older,

proceed at your own risk."

(man) All right, guys. Spread out.

[whistle chirps]

Burpees.

[upbeat pop music]

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She-donism,

the latest soon-to-be best seller

by our very own Annabelle Bancroft.

Annabelle will be doing Andy Cohen tonight

and Hoda and Kathie Lee tomorrow

before heading off on her ten-city book tour.

I just want to say I
read the book last night,

loved it.

For those of you who
haven't seen the galleys,

the book is about three best friends,

all recently divorced,

who make a slut pact never to remarry.

Marketing has created
t-shirts to be given away

at point of purchase

and at the She-donism book
launch party tomorrow night.

Liza.

I'd like to bring Anton Bjornberg.

He's alone here. His family's in Sweden.

Also, he'd get to see what to
expect for his own launch party.

By all means, invite him.

Thank you.

Just don't give him false expectations

about his own book launch.

Not everyone can have champagne
in fur-wrapped bottles.

I need you to double confirm the RSVP list

and make sure Anderson Cooper's office knows

we will be sending a car for him

and his hot Latin boyfriend.

Done and done.

And Annabelle insists that all
the vodka tomorrow night...

Organic and gluten-free. Got it.

Are you limping? What's wrong?

I need you not crippled right now.

I'm sorry.

I took a CrossFit class this morning,

and I think I tore my... Everything.

Liza, when I was your age, I could run a 10K

and rehydrate with White Russians.

Oh, God, help us.

She's smoking in my office.

[laughs]

Sweetie.

(Diana) Annabelle.

Oh, nobody told me you were here.

I have some concerns about tomorrow night.

I saw the media alert for the party.

And, frankly, I'm not happy.

Annabelle, it's going to be a fantastic event

in one of the hottest clubs
in the Meatpacking District.

Which would all be just so exciting

if this was 2003.

Why not just go all the way
and invite Paris Hilton?

She passed...

because she wasn't invited.

Sweetie, you're phoning it in.

This party should be somewhere interesting,

like in an industrial shipping container

or some skanky club in Brooklyn.

Liza lives in Brooklyn.

- Who?
- Liza.

My assistant, Liza. She lives in Brooklyn.

Uh, yes, that's right.

I... I live in Williamsburg.

Is that the t-shirt?

Annabelle Bancroft.

It is so nice to meet you, Liza.

Annabelle, may I just say
what a fan I am of your work.

I've read all your books.

I loved Mantastic and Goldman Sex.

Liza, just what are we
gonna do about this party?

I spent the last year like a little mouse

in my little mouse house typing and typing,

and now I just want to have a good time.

Of course. That's what we're here for.

I want this party to be epic.

I want hot men and live peacocks

and young people that no one would ever think

to invite to something like this,

because they're under the radar

and much too interesting to bother.

They're on the cusp.

Do you know what I'm saying, Liza?

Um, yes, yes, I do.

You want cusp-ers,

young cusp-ers.

She knows what I'm talking about.

Liza is my secret weapon for
all things youth culture.

She's dating a tattoo artist.

Uh, yes, that's true.

He's pretty amazing.

He's invited.

Liza's going to step up
and really take charge

of making sure this party
is fun, young, and hot.

In fact, I'm going to make her run point

for the party tomorrow.

Me?

Oh, wow.

Oh, God, please tell me
you're not one of those

earnest millenials who's
never had a cigarette

and thinks her parents are heroes.

Nope. Definitely not.

Guess who's just been
promoted to point person

on the She-donism party?

What?

Diana is giving up control?

Annabelle wants a younger vibe.

Of course she does.

I'm sure she also has some young intern

writing her tweets.

It's really amazing to me

the way this older generation
just totally exploits us

to try to seem relevant.

Uh, totally.

We should file a class-action lawsuit

on behalf of exploited youth.

(Kelsey) Right?

And then use that money to
pay for their Social Security,

which will go totally bankrupt
by the time we need it.

Everything okay?

Uh, I... I don't know.

It's my ex...

my exercise instructor.

He's worried about me.

That is so nice of him to check in on you.

Yeah, I mean, it was a
really strenuous class.

Um, you know what,

why don't you go to lunch without me.

I'm gonna let him know that I'm okay.

Okay.

(Liza) David.

Liza.

Thanks for coming.

You look great.

- Thank you.
- Sit down.

I can only stay for a few minutes.

Yeah.

Can we...

So she'll have French roast, low-fat milk,

toasted scooped bagel and
a side of sliced cucumbers.

I forgot.

Hm, just the coffee, please.

Yeah?

All right, what's the emergency, David?

Oh, okay, so, um...

I just have to ask you a favor.

It's not gonna cost you a dime.

What kind of favor?

I just want to sign over the
title of The Liza to you.

What? Why?

Just so we can keep it safe.

Did you gamble away the boat?

Lo... [sighs]

A guy who hasn't fumbled in his entire career

fumbles twice in one game.

How is that even possible?

David, what did I say when I moved out?

I'm not asking for money.

It's just... It... Just some paperwork.

Why don't you ask your girlfriend?

She's proving to be less than sympathetic.

Does she not know about this?

Liza, I hate asking you this.

I know how difficult
I've made things for you.

It's just, this boat means a lot to me.

It's the last thing that I have...

from us.

Just... just think about it.

Okay. I'll think about it.

Oh, yeah. I got this.

I got it.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Actually, do you have a single?

(Liza) I can't believe
we're practically divorced,

and he's still pulling this crap.

Then I see him, and it's like
this old feeling kicks in,

like I want to take care of him.

Well, I, for one, say take the boat, sell it,

and keep the money.

Maggie, that boat is practically worthless.

Half my memories are of the two of us

bailing the damn thing out.

Well, then, why does David want it?

I don't know.

It's like that boat is
that one connection he has

with the man he used to be

and I think would like to be again.

[phone buzzing]

Annabelle says she's gonna slit her wrists

if there's any fluorescent
lighting at the party,

and she wants to approve
all the waiters' head shots.

What a demanding bitch.

Can't wait to see my gift bag.

Uh. Ow.

Are you okay?

Uh, yeah.

I may have ruptured my groin.

It's a small price.

See you later. Okay. Yeah.

No, no, I don't need a
peahen. I need a peacock.

Cock!

I need at least three of the biggest,

most beautiful cocks you have.

(Diana) Liza.

Come in my office.

I'm gonna have to call you back, sir.

Liza, I hope you realize the
opportunity I'm giving you.

- I do, Diana.
- Good.

Because my assistants don't
stay assistants very long.

They move up, or they move out.

I'm going to be following
this party very carefully...

on Twitter.

What... you're not gonna be there?

I have known Annabelle

since she was writing
sex tips for Cosmopolitan

back when I was your age.

- Seriously?
- Mm.

She used to be my closest friend.

We were wild.

She was always trying to
get us to have a three-way

with Jay Mclnerney.

What happened?

Well, I got serious about my career,

but for Annabelle, the party never stopped.

I've tried to get her into rehab.

There is only so much you can
do for people who need help,

but won't get it.

Well, sometimes people need a second chance.

I don't carry deadweight well

in my personal life

or in my office.

Good luck tonight.

(man)
Hey, hey, hey

(woman)
Ah

Laurent, I'm so sorry.

I don't see your name on the list.

What's the last name?

It's just Laurent.

Never mind... [speaks French]

Hey.

Oh, my gosh. You look amazing.

Thanks. You too. How's it going?

Oh, so far, so good.

I just wish people were tweeting more.

I really need you to post something cool,

like, every five minutes.

Okay, but can I send it as,

like, an email attachment instead?

No.

Uh, just go find a hot girl
with a Twitter account.

All right, well, then, she made a list.

Wait a second. Courtney Austin is here?

Yeah, she's, like, the Martha
Stewart of beauty blogs.

Oh, yeah, I've had a thing
for that woman for years.

I mean, like, seriously,

vivid dreams... Absolutely filthy.

And I hear she's finally single.

- Excuse me.
- Okay.

- Lauren, hey.
- Hey.

You told me to bring people.
I brought my whole list.

So you don't have to worry about your list.

Trust me. My list is much better.

Oh, my God. You got peacocks.

That is so awesome.

Yeah, and make sure to tweet about it

and tag your friends,

hashtag
She-donism, hashtag
SlutPact.

Relax. They'll tweet.

- Liza.
- Annabelle.

Are you having fun? Katie Holmes is here.

I just got the most disturbing text.

Somebody turned away my
coke dealer at the door.

(Josh) Hey, party girl.

Josh! Hi.

Uh, Annabelle, this is Josh.

Annabelle, nice to meet you.

Okay, he is very hot.

And it's my party,

so every hot man here is
my property for the night.

Come on, Josh.

Let's get those tats a drink.

Oh, is that a dolphin?

And where is that naughty
little dolphin diving to?

Hello, Flipper.

[upbeat dance music]

Hey, Courtney. Hi.

- Maggie.
- I heard you were here.

What a surprise.

Wow, you look beautiful.

Thank you.

I'm so sorry about you and Susie.

You guys were together for so long.

Five years.

But it's all for the better, really.

We wanted different things.

Mm.

So does this mean I can
finally ask you out on a date?

Maggie, I would love that.

But, first, I really need to find a bathroom.

Oh, wow. You're pregnant.

Oh, I thought you knew...

With twins!

Oh.

Don't move.

(woman)
I want you

So will I have a book party like this?

Mm.

Would you like a book party like this?

Absolutely not.

[laughter]

You look beautiful tonight.

Anton, I hope that you didn't sign with me

for the wrong reasons.

Do you really believe
that I would put my book

in the hands of anyone other
than an extraordinary editor?

I would hope not.

But you cannot deny that
there is an attraction.

No.

I just...

don't want us becoming confused
about what's really important.

I believe it was Fitzgerald who said that,

"The test of a first-rate intelligence

"is the ability to hold two opposed ideas

in mind at the same time."

I think it's highly possible

that F. Scott Fitzgerald was drunk

when he said that.

[chuckles]

[glass clinking]

I wanted to say from the bottom of my heart,

thank you, all, so much for coming tonight.

She-donism is more than a book.

It's a bible.

There's only one commandment:

Close your hearts,

and open your legs for everything

life has to offer!

Ha ha, Annabelle.

Oh, your unique sense
of humor is what is sure

to make She-donism

your next best seller.

Oh, my God. I see my dealer.

Laurent!

[all gasping]

Oh, my God.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm good.

Okay, hi, Laurent...

All right, okay, yeah. It's still glass.

Go around. It's okay.

It's okay.

Don't tweet that.

What?

Maggie, have you seen Annabelle?

No, but I did find Courtney.

She's nine months pregnant.

She wants me to take her home

so we can bang each other's brains out.

Apparently, double the hormones,

double the horny.

Wow. Good for her.

All I cared about in my last trimester

was fried chicken and my doughnut pillow.

Listen, can you stay at Josh's tonight?

Sure. Are you gonna go for it?

Why not? You know, sometimes
life gives you what you ask for.

But just... it's just not
the way you pictured it.

Besides, her tits are huge now.

Oh, all right.

Did you see this?

(Lauren) Annabelle is a Vine.

[all gasp]

[gasps] Oh, my God.

- How do we take that down?
- Take it down?

You can't buy this kind of publicity.

Believe me. I have tried.

Oh, mop and bucket... I got to go.

That's got Annabelle written all over it.

Stay.

Okay.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh...

Diana?

I saw everything on Twitter.
This party is a disaster.

(Liza) No, no, it's not a disaster.

We have thousands of
retweets, and we're a Vine...

A trending Vine.

You're welcome.

(Diana) Let's just get her out
of here before she kills herself.

(Annabelle) Is that Diana? Dirty Diana.

[shushes]

Oh, let's go to Club
Shelter and dance in a cage.

Shut up. I'm taking you home.

You used to be fun.

I still love you, Grandma.

Oh, okay, let's get her
out the back door quietly.

You're a really good friend.

No, a good friend would stop bailing her out

and let her hit rock bottom.

This is professional. She is my author.

Now let's get her out of here

while she still has her underwear on.

Hoist. [grunts] Oh, God.

I still have my underwear on?

This was a terrible party.

Liza, why did so many
Amish move to Williamsburg?

They're not Amish. They're Hasidic.

But they're all wearing Prada.

How do they afford it?

What do they all do for a living?

They're not wearing Prada.
That's just how they dress.

Get her in the car

before she chokes on her hair extensions.

(Annabelle) I ordered a white
Town car with beige interior.

All right, let's get you
buckled up for safety.

Be careful with your hands, sweetie.

They're a dead giveaway.

This is your purse.

When you throw up, you
throw up straight into it.

- Understand?
- Understand what?

Miss Winehouse left her shoes...

Oh, that's all right.

I'll bring them to her doorman later.

- Okay.
- Okay.

(Annabelle) Club Shelter, please.

- No.
- Whoo!

(woman)
Oh

[grunts]

Huh.

I haven't been off my feet
for the last 17 hours.

It was fun visiting you at work, though.

You are such a good sport.

It was very entertaining.

[groans] Make it stop.

I can't see it.

It's awful.

You know, I figured out what her problem is.

What's that?

That she won't act her age.

I mean, she's clearly in her 40s.

She acts like she's in her 20s.

I mean, why would people do that?

I think some women feel a little...

I don't know... Lost

when they turn 40.

You know, there's a lot
of pressure to be young.

[chuckles]

I wonder what we're gonna be like in our 40s.

I think I'm gonna be a lot like I am now.

Me too.

Ow. CrossFit.

The more you do it, the less it hurts.

Sure.

[chuckles]

Did you see?

Finally fixed the bimini top.

I can't take the title, David.

Sure you can.

And you can use the boat whenever you want.

They still do fireworks
out here on the Fourth.

No, I can't keep bailing you out.

It isn't helping you.

If I'd stopped a long time ago,

maybe things wouldn't have gotten this bad.

Things aren't that bad.

I just hit a rough spot. That's all.

I'm gonna turn it around. You'll see.

I'm not gonna take the boat, David.

But I'll lose her.

I know.

Wow.

It's like you turned into this
completely different person.

[chuckles]

Maybe I have.

Good luck, David.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Did you get the tablet art
for the Happy Vegan Cookbook?

Uh, yeah, I'll forward it to you.

Thanks.

So are we just not gonna
talk about Bjornberg?

I saw you guys last night at the party.

Oh.

And Diana almost saw you too.

Yikes. All right.

I will be more discreet.

I don't think it's discretion

that's the issue.

I don't think I need a lecture right now.

Kelsey, I'm only saying this
because I care about you.

And you're too smart to be known

as the editor who sleeps with her author.

Okay, Liza, I know that you care.

But I know what I'm doing.

And you're not my mother.

You know what, you're right.

I'm sorry.

I am so totally not your mother.

(man)
Ooh, ooh

Caitlin, hey.

I can't believe it's been a
week since I last talked to you.

I heard Dad had to get rid of the boat.

Uh, yeah, I heard about that.

Sucks. First the house, now the boat.

It's like everything's going away.

Well, I'm not going away

ever.

You hear me?

Yeah.

All right, so tell me
what's going on with you.

You said you got invited to a Hindu wedding?

Yeah, do you want the short version

or the long version?

The long version.

And start from the beginning.

(Caitlin) Mom, it was so
beautiful and over-the-top.

The whole village was
there... Like, 500 people.

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