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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:20,080 Renfield, is that you? 2 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:23,480 If I catch you parading around in my cape again, 3 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:25,400 there'll be trouble. 4 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:29,840 Well, I wonder where he can be hiding. 5 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:39,040 Ah. 6 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:43,840 Aaaghhh! 7 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:48,440 - Aaagh! Aaagh, aaagh! - What's the matter, master? What's wrong? 8 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:52,360 - Nothing, fool. Get off! - Was it one of your nightmares? 9 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:56,680 Don't be ridiculous. Count Dracula does not have nightmares. 10 00:00:56,680 --> 00:01:01,640 Was it where Magda gets staked and her ghost comes back to haunt you? 11 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:06,680 Mention that again, and I will remove your privileges. 12 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:11,520 - I don't have privileges. - Then I shall find something else to remove. 13 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:15,880 BELL RINGS 14 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:21,560 Tonight will go down in history as the greatest Halloween ever! 15 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:25,720 - About that... - A spooky old castle, a family of vampires... 16 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:30,760 - what more could we want? Bet you've got scary stuff planned. - Actually... 17 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:33,760 I've pulled Halloween stunts before. 18 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,800 But think of the mayhem we could both cause! 19 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:40,440 - Sorry, Robin, I'm going to the school party. - What?! 20 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:44,680 - Everyone's going. - We're not "everyone". We're different. 21 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:48,760 People may think we're freaks. But at Halloween, we rule! 22 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:52,400 But I don't want to rule. I want to fit in! 23 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:57,600 I thought we could stay in tonight. Cook some food, watch some telly. 24 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:00,640 - Dad? - Hmm? Whatever you think. 25 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:04,360 I can't shake the feeling I've forgotten something. 26 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:09,080 Don't know why. Nothing special about tonight. 27 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,480 Oh, hold still! 28 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:16,280 It keeps on tearing off. 29 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:20,120 This is stupid. I don't want to go dressed as a loo roll. 30 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:25,400 - You're supposed to be a mummy. - Got it! Why not go as a vampire? 31 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:32,000 What was I thinking? Where would you get a vampire costume at this hour, 32 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:36,280 - on Halloween? - Ooh, is it Halloween? - Shh! 33 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:41,800 I don't want Dad to know. 34 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:46,520 - Why? - Halloween affects Dad like a lit match in a firework factory. 35 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:51,080 Even a sausage through the heart wouldn't subdue him. 36 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:52,760 You mean a stake. 37 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:55,520 Oh, yes. 38 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:59,280 You see, the Count has banned me from using that word. 39 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:03,320 That word and "bun-fight". 40 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:07,200 Sunlight? 41 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:09,840 Mm-hmm. Bun-fight and sausage. 42 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:14,440 Great. We can't even talk about it. This is the worst Halloween ever. 43 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:19,080 Look, Dad's got a trunk full of old clothes stashed up in the attic. 44 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:22,760 I bet we could find some scary outfits for the party. 45 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:27,600 - Better than this, anyway. - Real vampire clothes? 46 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:30,520 Are they black? 47 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:38,280 Oh, wow! 48 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:40,280 - Spooky! - Exactly. 49 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:43,200 It's weird and very dangerous. 50 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:46,560 So don't touch anything. 51 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,960 There aren't spiders, are there? 52 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:54,400 - Probably. Why? - Just asking, because Robin's terrified of them. 53 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,760 Aren't you, Robin? 54 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:58,640 Robin? 55 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:02,800 - Robin?! - Boo! 56 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:04,080 Idiot! 57 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:06,640 This attic's awesome. Wow! 58 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:10,840 - What's this? - I don't know and I don't want to know. Put it back. 59 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:14,960 - Hieroglyphics. - I don't think a ten-year-old can translate 60 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:19,680 - complex Egyptian hierogl... - "Danger. Do not open. Run, hide!" 61 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:21,880 I told you not to touch anything. 62 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:25,960 It's just a biscuit tin. What's the worst that can happen? 63 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:30,400 AIR FILLS WITH ROARS AND SHRIEKS 64 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,400 That. 65 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:37,160 I told you not to open it. Now look what you've done. 66 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:41,320 - What does it say? - Have we won a holiday? 67 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:45,600 No, Robin, we've awoken an ancient curse. 68 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:57,360 All day I've sensed impending evil. 69 00:04:57,360 --> 00:05:01,080 And now I can smell it. 70 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:04,000 It's probably those eggs. 71 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,880 Mmm, perhaps. What's the date? 72 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:13,680 - It's the, um, the Friday. - No, Jonathan. The date. 73 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:15,920 Oh! 74 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:18,600 - It's, er...the, um... - Well? 75 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:28,680 - Trick or treat! - Aaagh! 76 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:33,120 Back, bloodsuckers! Don't force me to use this! 77 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:35,400 What on earth are you doing? 78 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:39,480 No! 79 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:42,160 I thought that they were... 80 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:47,280 Nothing. 81 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:50,720 Come away, children. That man's not very well. 82 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:56,120 Trick or treat, of course! You know what this means, Jonathan? 83 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:58,280 Five days till Bonfire Night? 84 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:02,280 It's Halloween. 85 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:06,520 "A terrible curse on you and your family, foul fiends. 86 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:10,400 "From midnight, you'll be stripped of your evil powers 87 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:14,880 - "and reduced to the status of mortal breathers. Ha, ha". - Great! 88 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:19,040 How do I explain this? "Dad, we've accidentally awoken 89 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:23,080 "a curse and we'll all be turned into normal living..." 90 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:24,880 Hang on. 91 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:27,600 Normal? Robin, you're a genius! 92 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,960 - I am? - You know what this means? 93 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:32,240 I'm going to have a normal family. 94 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:34,640 We can go camping together! 95 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:36,680 Barbecues in the summer! 96 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:40,120 - Family bike rides! - But think of what you'll lose. 97 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:45,480 - What, fangs and a dad who turns into a bat? Who's gonna miss that? - Me. 98 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:51,320 - Oh. - Oh? What do you mean, "oh"? - Come here. 99 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:58,520 "If three screams are heard from your family after sunset tonight, 100 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:00,840 "you'll be freed from the curse". 101 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:03,800 I don't want to be freed. I like the curse. 102 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:07,880 "The pyramid turns with each scream. If it gets to three, 103 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:09,920 "that's it. Game over". 104 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:13,960 Like that'll happen. Vampires aren't scared of anything. 105 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:15,880 - SCULPTURE SMASHES - Aaaah! 106 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:19,280 - Much. - Do that in an hour, and you're in trouble. 107 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:21,880 Great! My only chance to be normal, 108 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:25,440 and I've got to stop people screaming - at Halloween! 109 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:28,520 Your dad doesn't know it's Halloween. 110 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:32,680 MUSIC STARTS PLAYING ABOVE 111 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:39,440 - He did the mash - He did the monster mash... 112 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:42,600 - Oh, no! - Oh, wicked! - I think he remembered. 113 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:45,720 Ah Vlad, there you are. 114 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:48,400 Renfield! Take a break. 115 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:52,360 - Thank you, master. - That's long enough. Back to work. 116 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:56,680 - What's going on? - It's Christmas(!) 117 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:59,280 What does it look like? 118 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:03,200 Well, can't you feel the pride stirring in your chest? 119 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:08,120 Tonight we celebrate vampire heritage! Hundreds of years 120 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,560 of history and culture. 121 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:13,000 Dem bones, dem bones Dem dry bones 122 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,520 Dem bones, dem bones Dem dry bones 123 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:19,080 Dem bones, dem bones Dem dry bones... 124 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:22,880 I had no idea you breathers could be so...tasteful. 125 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:25,480 ..hear the voice of the Lord. 126 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:27,480 Good. You have fun tonight. 127 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:31,520 - Unfortunately, we've got plans. - Nothing we can't drop. 128 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:32,560 Splendid! 129 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:37,760 The bloodletting, er...the fun begins at six, when the sun has set. 130 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:40,160 - ROBIN: - Should be a scream! 131 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:44,760 I saw fangs and a cape. 132 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:47,760 It was an easy mistake to make. 133 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:51,440 Dad, you nearly whisked an eight-year-old! 134 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:54,080 I was acting on instinct, son. 135 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:58,080 - As a vampire slayer, I've developed acute senses. - Dad... 136 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:03,480 - A heightened awareness that warns me when trouble is brewing. - Dad! 137 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:07,440 And at Halloween, it's at its strongest. 138 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:09,520 Almost like a, a sixth sense. 139 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:13,040 - Dad, your trousers are on fire. - Argh! 140 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:21,960 - Well-spotted. - That's it. You're staying in tonight. 141 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:29,640 - Da-ad? - Not now, Ingrid. 142 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:33,800 Can't you see I'm engaged in heavy manual labour? 143 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:37,000 Two inches lower, Renfield. 144 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:42,040 - I need a costume for the school party. - Why? 145 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:44,280 What about that dress thing? 146 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:50,160 Ruined. I found it in Renfield's wardrobe with the stitching burst. 147 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:55,440 Well, there's a simple solution to this. 148 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:57,920 You'll have to get a job. 149 00:09:57,920 --> 00:10:00,880 - Me? Work? - It'll do you good to get out. 150 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:04,920 - You can be someone else's problem. - Why can't Vlad get a job? 151 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:08,080 Because he has one already. Heir to my throne. 152 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:09,320 Aah! 153 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:11,880 Dem bones, dem bones Dem dry bones 154 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:15,680 - # Dem bones, dem bones... # - Aah! 155 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:16,960 MUSIC STOPS 156 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:21,840 Oh, dear. Well, that's a day's wages you owe me. 157 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:26,000 And you can forget about going to any parties until I get it. 158 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:37,160 - The night starts here. - Just six hours, and you'll be normal! 159 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:39,840 I'll tell Mum and Dad what we're doing. 160 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:45,120 - Then we can make your dad scream. - You mean, stop him screaming. 161 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:48,640 That's what I said. Wasn't it? 162 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:58,360 Zoltan, I need your advice. I've got this problem. 163 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:02,200 Bathe it in warm water and keep it bandaged overnight. 164 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:07,440 - That works for me. - No. It's...should you do what's best for yourself, 165 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:09,800 or what's best for your friends? 166 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:13,840 Most say you should put others' well-being before your own. 167 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:18,000 Look at me. I've never been selfish. 168 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:22,400 And now...I'm stuffed. 169 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:26,040 Ignored. Mounted on wheels. 170 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:32,360 - Thanks, Zoltan. - Glad to be of assistance. 171 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:38,400 One more thing. Do you know if the Count's scared of anything? 172 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:42,760 - Something that makes him scream? - Well, only golf balls. 173 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:45,120 - Golf balls? - Of course. 174 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:48,600 - Well, he is a vampire. - Golf balls... 175 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:58,160 DOORBELL RINGS 176 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:03,680 Trick or treat! 177 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:06,080 Trick. 178 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:08,520 What? 179 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:11,640 You don't know what you're doing, do you? 180 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:18,360 There's no point trick or treating if you haven't got any tricks. 181 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:23,240 - Like what? - Well, fortunately, you've come to the right person. 182 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:26,440 Right, let the evil games commence! 183 00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:33,600 - Dad, just in time. - You can start on the sky. 184 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,480 What is the meaning of this? 185 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:39,720 - This is not scary Halloween fun. - It is scary. 186 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:45,040 What if we got to the end and found there was a piece missing? 187 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,280 No, Vlad. 188 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:53,040 I want to play games that chill to the very core of a man's being. 189 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,440 Charades? 190 00:12:55,440 --> 00:13:00,040 I'm not happy leaving you tonight. You know how you get at Halloween. 191 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,080 I'm going to Vlad's. Trust me. 192 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:06,360 - We're still replastering after last year. - It wasn't my fault. 193 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:10,840 - Pumpkins shouldn't explode. - And the year before? - The broomstick 194 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:14,560 - was an accident waiting to happen. - DOORBELL RINGS 195 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:18,360 Your father and I have looked forward to this for weeks. 196 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:21,760 I don't want it ruined by your antics. 197 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:31,280 - You little monsters! - I'm so sorry. 198 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:34,880 I don't know what came over them. You apologise! 199 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:38,440 It was him! He told us to do it. 200 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:46,280 I've called the agency. The babysitter will be here soon. 201 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:51,960 - Do as she tells you. Behave. - You can't do this. - Behave like a child, 202 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:55,440 - and you get treated like one. - I have to go to Vlad's. 203 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:59,560 - It's life and death. - You should have thought of that. 204 00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:03,640 - Sorry we can't change your nappies. - Got a party to go to. 205 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:06,720 - Shut it, Tweedle Dummies. - Not another word. 206 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:11,320 You two, pay the babysitter. We'll pick Chloe up on the way home. 207 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:16,960 When we get back, I want to see this house as it was. No...tomfoolery. 208 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:20,680 - And no... - (Shenanigans). - Shenanigans. 209 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:25,720 - And no... - (Hijinks). - Hijinks, of any sort. 210 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,080 What was that? 211 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,080 Me, putting a cup down! 212 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:38,800 This time. The next, it could be a vampire breaking in, 213 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:41,240 trying to suck our blood! 214 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:44,720 We've got to stop them! 215 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:47,960 Why don't you leave that and watch some TV? 216 00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:02,160 'Now, hide behind your sofas as we kick off our Halloween Vampire Night 217 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:05,440 'with the 1931 classic...' 218 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:08,200 'It's best to give your trees support 219 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:14,400 'by taking a big wooden stake and hammering it...into the soil. 220 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,520 'Bit stiff...' 221 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:20,280 'The mosquito possesses a serrated proboscis, 222 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:24,520 'which she uses to pierce humans and drain their blood'. 223 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:35,840 So I got this babysitting job. 224 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:40,680 And guess who my first baby is? 225 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:45,240 Robin's not in his room. His window's open. Must've done a runner. 226 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:48,040 You've let him escape? 227 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,640 You fools. 228 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,000 Oh, well, that's his funeral. 229 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,760 Come on, let's go party. 230 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:57,240 Nobody move! 231 00:15:57,240 --> 00:16:02,240 I need money, which means somebody is going to get babysat. 232 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:05,760 If there's no-one else, it'll have to be you two. 233 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:12,120 - You're joking? - Prop forwards do not get babysat. - Sit! 234 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:21,240 - How's it going? Anyone screamed yet? - No, thank goodness. - Yeah. 235 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:27,840 Well, now that we're all assembled, 236 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:31,160 we shall play a proper Halloween game. 237 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:35,000 - Apple bobbing. - Oh, great! 238 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,560 Sounds harmless. 239 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:39,960 Instead of apples, we'll bob for giant fish eyes. 240 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:46,720 Master, this one's staring at me. 241 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,960 Renfield! 242 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:14,360 Renfield, are you OK? 243 00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:17,120 Oh, yes. Thank you, master. Thank you. 244 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,520 CLANG! 245 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:22,560 And how about now? 246 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:27,600 ..And then from the window behind them, 247 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:31,160 they heard the tap, tap, tap noise. 248 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:35,880 So if you ever hear that sound, and you want to keep your head 249 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,000 attached to your neck, 250 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,040 then you'd better run. 251 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:41,840 Run as fast as you... 252 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,440 What was that? 253 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,920 Suckers! 254 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:52,560 We had you shaking like a little girl. 255 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:55,000 Ian, you can let go of my hand now. 256 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:58,960 CLOCK TICKS 257 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:04,520 I'm bored. I mean, can't someone liven things up a bit? 258 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:13,720 Ha! 259 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:21,840 What is this? 260 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:26,560 A Stokely Halloween tradition... the throwing of the golf ball. 261 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:28,320 Hmm. 262 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,880 Splendid! 263 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:34,800 Aa-! 264 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,600 Ah, yes. 265 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:44,800 - You said golf balls made him scream. - Ah, yes. 266 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:50,360 But what I actually meant was G-A-R-L-I-C. 267 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:54,400 Garlic. The Count's forbidden you from saying that. 268 00:18:54,400 --> 00:19:01,480 Mm-hmm. Sausages, bun-fight and golf balls. 269 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:13,160 - Think I might take the dog for a walk. - OK. 270 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,400 Dog? 271 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:29,080 - What are you doing? Give me that key. - No. It's for your own good. 272 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:33,600 What about the people out there? Their lives are in mortal danger. 273 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:36,560 Not while you're in here, they're not. 274 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:39,680 How do you play Vampires and Peasants again? 275 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:43,800 The peasants hide around the castle and then the vampires, 276 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:47,520 well, they find and bite them. 277 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:51,040 - What a surprise. - I'm in! Who wants to be on my team? 278 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:56,280 - OK. - Chloe! - But to make it fair, the first time, 279 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,080 we should be the vampires. 280 00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:00,240 You and your dad can go and hide. 281 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,760 Oh, right. Yeah, sounds good. I'm in. 282 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:08,960 - That's not how it works. - Come on, Dad! It can work up an appetite. 283 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:14,680 One, two, three, four... 284 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,000 Right, right. 285 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,600 ..Five, six, seven, eight... 286 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:24,080 - Well, go on, then. Aren't you gonna hide? - Are you kidding? 287 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:26,680 This should kill an hour or two. 288 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:32,880 Truth or dare? 289 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:35,680 - Truth. - Chicken. 290 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:38,320 OK. 291 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:43,920 Who's the most popular, stylish and beautiful girl in school? 292 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,520 OK, we've decided. 293 00:20:54,320 --> 00:21:00,280 - This is going so well. I think I can feel a pulse already! - Great. 294 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:13,080 - Great! - What? But no-one screamed! 295 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:15,880 Aaaaaargh! 296 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:19,640 Jennifer Smith?! 297 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:24,400 But she's plain and dowdy and... her ears stick out. 298 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:27,680 - Only joking. - You should have seen your face. 299 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:31,960 Do you know what happens to dogs who misbehave? 300 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:34,120 Ow. Get off, or we won't pay you. 301 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:37,760 - You've got the money? - Yeah, Mum gave it to us. 302 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:40,440 Then why are we sitting around here? 303 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:42,200 Let's go to the party. 304 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:45,280 - You need a costume. It's fancy dress. - Really? 305 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:50,160 - You mean that's not your real fur? - Borrow something of Mum's. 306 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:53,480 She's got some pretty horrifying outfits. 307 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,560 It's OK. It's only one scream. 308 00:21:56,560 --> 00:22:01,480 But it's not even nine o'clock yet. Where's Robin? 309 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:06,520 He left while you were lying in the foetal position, Master Vlad. 310 00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:10,560 I think he's gone to give your father another golf ball. 311 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:13,640 Golf ball? What are you talking about? 312 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:17,240 Ah, well, there was a bit of a misunderstanding. 313 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:20,680 Master Robin wanted to know if there was anything 314 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:23,920 that would make the Count scream. 315 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:33,440 And so naturally, the first thing I thought of was golf balls. 316 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:39,640 - Garlic! - Of course, I didn't mean golf balls. 317 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,720 That would be ridiculous. 318 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:47,520 Just like I didn't actually mean sausages. 319 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:52,480 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 320 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:55,280 I know you're in here. 321 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:58,320 Caught you. Traitor! 322 00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:00,720 Vlad! 323 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:04,840 I was just looking... for the bathroom. 324 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:08,440 Nope. Not in here. 325 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:14,640 - Where did that come from? - Some friend you are. 326 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:17,240 I'm trying to do what any friend would, 327 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:20,560 - save you from a life of boredom. - No, you're not. 328 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:25,680 - You're just thinking about yourself. - Someone has to. 329 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:29,880 You're the only person that doesn't think I'm a freak, Vlad. 330 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:32,400 No-one else even talks to me. 331 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:35,160 If you become normal, you won't either. 332 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:39,520 You'll be too busy going on stupid camping trips and bike rides. 333 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:43,480 And I'll just be on my own, again. 334 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:49,200 Let's get rid of this before Dad sees it. 335 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:55,480 If there's one thing that's gonna make him scream, it's garlic. 336 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:05,680 - Was that...? And I just...? - Yep. - Aaaaah! 337 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,600 Aaagh! Aaagh! 338 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:15,840 Oh, come on, Dad! You've been in there for ages. 339 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:17,720 WHISTLING INSIDE 340 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:28,000 WHISTLING CONTINUES 341 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:34,680 - This is terrible. This is a disaster. - What happened? 342 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:39,280 - It's OK, Vladdy. I'm all right. - What? Oh. Good. 343 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,360 Never fear, master. I'm here. 344 00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:47,480 Get off me, you imbecile! You're too late! 345 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:53,440 - I heard you scream and I panicked. - Me? Count Dracula does not scream! 346 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:58,560 - You do when you have that nightmare. - Shut up. - What nightmare? 347 00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:03,160 - It starts with your mother being staked. - Who's for a walk? 348 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:06,320 Then her ghost comes back to haunt him. 349 00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:10,920 A vision of the bride of Dracula. When she pulls back her veil, 350 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:16,040 her eyes are cold and dead, her skin pale. 351 00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,640 She raises her terrifying claws, 352 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:23,680 her breath rancid. Blood drips from her mouth. 353 00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:27,240 And then...she lunges at his throat! 354 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:30,520 And that's when he screams and wakes up. 355 00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:34,320 - Dad, I've got your money. I'm going to the party. - What? 356 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:37,520 Oh, just leave it in my study. 357 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:42,680 What? What? What? 358 00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:53,920 Ow, he's biting! Ow! 359 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:57,120 Thanks, Robin! 360 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,240 Only an hour till midnight. 361 00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:05,320 It might be the last time I see you as a vampire. 362 00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:09,240 Well, we'll still be friends. Even if I'm normal. 363 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:13,160 I mean, I probably won't come over to see you as often. 364 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:17,880 Shove off! 365 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:19,560 Wait. 366 00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:26,080 Here. 367 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,400 You can have this. 368 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,560 I won't be needing it any more. 369 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:33,440 Oh, thanks! 370 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,600 - Look out! He's got a sausage! - Aaagh! 371 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:51,880 Er...trick or treat? 372 00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:58,920 That's that, then. 373 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:01,480 Sorry, Vlad. 374 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,120 You'd better go home. 375 00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:08,840 Why are you here? We said to stay at home. 376 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:13,120 What have you done to your hand? I knew you couldn't be trusted. 377 00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:15,960 You're grounded for the rest of your life. 378 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:18,320 - See you tomorrow. - Bye, Vlad. 379 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:20,480 Wait. 380 00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,280 You're still gonna need this. 381 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,880 For now! 382 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:35,040 Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd 383 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:38,080 E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk 384 00:27:38,130 --> 00:27:42,680 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30235

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