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And that, Vladimir, is the story
of the day you were born,
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13 years ago to this very day.
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And there's you riding Zoltan.
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Oh! And look, that's you taking
your first bite. Rargh!
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Oh, the rest's just Ingrid.
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Do we have to do this every year?
It's embarrassing.
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I know, son.
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- You forget, I was young once.
- Yeah, 600 years ago.
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So, what wild mischief have you got
planned for your party tonight,
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you little delinquent?
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Balloons...
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cake...
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- Pass-the-parcel?
- Oh. You're just a late starter.
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It'll come with time.
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Not that much time, though,
Master Vlad.
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Only three more years
till you become a proper vampire.
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Yes, thank you. I hadn't forgotten.
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Three short years.
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There'll be no normal parties
for you then.
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- I'm trying not to think about it.
- No cake.
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No balloons.
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Shut up!
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Just sucking blood
and avoiding stakes.
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Put a sock in it!
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Yes, three years.
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Three whole years to find a way out
of ever becoming a stupid vampire.
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Starting today.
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(He mumbles)
Master Vlad! Master Vlad!
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The sole's worn, the heel's broken,
they're too small.
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Where do you think the money comes
from? Bills don't pay themselves, you know.
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Am I supposed
to walk around barefoot?
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- That's the spirit!
- Dad, I need some cash for party decorations.
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- How much?
- ?5?
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Take ten.
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Thanks, Dad.
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You just gave Vlad ?10!
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When it's your 13th birthday,
you can have money.
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- But I'm 15.
- Oh, bad luck.
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I hope you fry in the sun.
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Glow-in-the-dark plastic fangs
and a bottle of fake blood.
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- Thanks, Robin.
- It's dead cool. Let me show you.
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Open mine.
I actually put some thought into it.
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You mind reader! I love it!
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What is it exactly?
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A sun lamp. You wanted to lose
that ghostly complexion.
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That's not all it'll get rid of
if the Count gets hold of it.
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"Arrgh! I'm melting!
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"I'm melting!"
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Good point.
Let's try it out in the crypt.
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It'll be safer down there.
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But will we be?
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Ooo-hahahaha!
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Master Vlad?
Where did you go-o-o-o?
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Now, hold this
and point it at anything with fangs.
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Right, left a bit.
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A bit more.
Hold it!
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- I can see someone.
- A vampire feasting on mortal blood?
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Er, not quite.
It's the butler picking his nose.
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Eurgh! Try the next window.
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See anything?
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Argh!
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Please keep quiet, Jonathan.
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Screaming like a girl is not
conducive to vampire-slaying.
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You need to take a leaf
out of my book.
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I never get scared by anything.
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Pah! Ah...
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Thank goodness for that.
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Achooooo!
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Nerves of steel.
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(Crash)
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Aaargh!
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You were saying?
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I can think of better places
to sunbathe.
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So, do I look any different?
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Wow! Who dug them up?
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That's Granny and Grandpa.
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Mum's parents.
Krone and Atilla Westenra.
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We don't talk about them much.
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- They don't like Dad.
- Why not?
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Robin! That's none of our business.
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Why not?
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They weren't exactly thrilled
about us leaving Transylvania.
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Renfield! Pack the hearse,
we're leaving.
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And where do you think you're going?
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There's an angry mob of peasants.
They're not here to borrow sugar!
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If you run away,
you'll bring shame on this family.
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If I stay, my family will be dust.
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In 2000 years, no vampire has ever
been chased away by breathers.
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The Grand High Vampire
will be flapping furious!
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Why were your grandparents
in such a mood?
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Well, they're majorly strict
about vampire tradition.
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You wear a cape at all times,
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you've got to be asleep
by daybreak,
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you can't eat normal food
and you don't mix with breathers.
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If they knew what my life
was like here...
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They'd kill you!
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No, they'd send me back
to Transylvania,
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to a vampire boarding school.
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No friends, no family,
no daylight ever again.
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I'd spend the rest of eternity
lurking in the shadows.
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Can you imagine anything worse?
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-Wicked!
- Wicked, spiteful and evil.
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At least they're 3000 miles away!
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(Bell rings)
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Is that for me?
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Oh, no!
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Let that be a lesson to you, son.
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- Expect the unexpected.
- I was expecting disaster.
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Oh, come on, son,
show a bit of enthusiasm.
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We've finally got cast-iron proof!
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Proof that your plans are rubbish!
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Look at that face, son.
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That is the face of evil.
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I think we should give it back,
before we get in more trouble.
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I will, in time.
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I've got a feeling
it might come in useful.
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Quickly, quickly!
The sun is setting.
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They'll be out any second.
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Some birthday this turned out to be!
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Aww, has poor Vlad's party
been cancelled?
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Go sit on a stake!
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Get the cobwebs under the chairs
and in all the corners.
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- Is there anything else?
- No.
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Looks good to me.
No sign of breather-life anywhere.
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Quick, hide!
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Atilla! Krone!
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- What an unpleasant surprise.
-You!
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You traitor! You've brought shame
on this family.
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You're a disgrace
to the name vampire.
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Nice to see you, too.
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Ingrid, my favourite grandchild.
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Oh, new shoes! Thanks, Granny!
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Tsch, it's only money.
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Vladimir, come here, boy.
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Into the shadows
so I can see you better.
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Too much colour in your cheeks.
You should stay inside more.
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Leave him alone!
Vlad's becoming a fine young vampire.
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A credit to the family name.
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Ha! Do you know what they call you
now in Transylvania?
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The Prince of Darkness!
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- The Draculosers.
- The what?
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You ran away from a couple
of breathers with garden rakes.
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- It was a mob with flaming torches.
- Whatever makes you feel better.
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Well, I can think of one thing
that would make me feel better.
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Don't threaten me, Count Draculoser.
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Why?
What are you gonna do about it?
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Me? It's the Grand High Vampire
that you should worry about.
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The Grand High Vampire?
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He has heard rumours that you may
not be living a true vampiric life.
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He has?
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I hope, for your sake, he's wrong.
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(Toy car whirs)
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Jonathan, turn that off!
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(Whirring continues)
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(Whirring stops)
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If only there was a way
to get inside the castle
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without actually going ourselves.
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I like the second bit.
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What?
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Jonathan...
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I have a plan!
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Great, I'll alert casualty.
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You feed regularly
on the blood of peasants?
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Oh, every night.
It's blood, blood, blood.
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You're feared and hated
by all who meet you?
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- Everyone.
- Even the bin men.
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Because if I discover
anything suspicious,
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anything at all,
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I shall have to inform the Council.
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You could be stripped
of all your privileges.
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Or worse.
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(Clattering)
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I smell a breather!
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Probably just Renfield.
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Granny, have you seen the gargoyles?
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What is the meaning of this?
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I'm Robin, Vlad's friend.
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And who is this mortal?
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My lunch. Nearly empty.
You're velcome to the dregs.
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Vlad will have no friends
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unless I decide they are suitable.
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Sit!
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Screwdriver.
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Pliers.
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You will be able
to put my car back together?
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Yes, yes. Always looking
at the little picture.
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Can't you see what we're creating?
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A mess.
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Who are your parents?
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C-Count and...Countess...
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Spatula!
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Count Spatula?
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I know no Spatulas. What part
of Transylvania are they from?
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The, er...
The eastern part.
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That explains it! What would you do
if you were attacked with a stake?
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I vouldn't be. I'm too clever.
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Clever, eh? And arrogant, too.
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Do you prefer
French blood or Italian?
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Tick-tock, tick-tock!
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- Ooh, I know! I know!
- Let him answer!
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- Neither. They both taste of garlic.
- Hmm, I approve.
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You could learn a thing or two
from this boy, Vlad.
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- Swot!
- Well done, boy.
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- A breather!
- Run for it!
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Stop them! They're getting away!
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Mixing with breathers
is an unforgivable crime.
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What should we do with them, Atilla?
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Rau (harm) durere (pain) moarte (death)!
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I couldn't do that. I've just had
this cloak dry-cleaned!
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Now, listen here, you old bat...
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You wouldn't want
the Grand High Vampire to find out
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about this, would you?
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As for you, Vlad, our only grandson,
we expected better.
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Vlad's shown he's not a worthy heir.
I think I should take his place.
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Don't be stupid, child.
Girls don't inherit the title.
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- But Granny...
- No!
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You're a girl. And don't forget it.
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Besides, it's about time Vlad started to take
his role more seriously.
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Atilla! My bag.
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You are the future
of the bloodline, Vlad.
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We can't allow you to become
an embarrassment like your father.
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It is possible, Draculosers,
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under very special circumstances,
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for a young vampire to receive
his full powers before he is 16.
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For this to happen,
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he must drink the blood
of a Transylvanian bat
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on his 13th birthday.
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Vladdy,
it's your 13th birthday today!
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It is?
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What an amazing co-incidence.
We shall have the ceremony tonight!
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I don't believe this.
This is so unfair!
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This morning you woke in a bed,
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a naive and simple boy.
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Tonight, you will lie in a coffin,
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an evil and bloodthirsty vampire!
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(Krone cackles)
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I didn't even get to say goodbye
to Robin and Chloe.
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There's so much
I still haven't done.
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I've never ridden a bicycle. I've
never played rugby or gone camping.
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I'll never even own a mobile phone.
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Oh, what hope is there, Zoltan?
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Zoltan?
(Bell rings)
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Zoltan?
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Zoltan!
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Zoltan, wake up! Can you hear me?
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Oh...
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- Where am I?
- What happened?
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I'm afraid my memory seems
a little clouded.
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Sorry to inconvenience you,
Master Vlad.
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Well, you're all right.
That's all that matters.
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So, have I missed anything?
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The way I see it, Master Vlad,
you have three choices.
253
00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:58,710
Right.
254
00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:02,840
One, you drink the blood
and become a full vampire.
255
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:08,820
- Two, you run away.
- Not appealing.
256
00:17:08,870 --> 00:17:12,880
Three... Actually,
I'm still working on three.
257
00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:15,740
Great. So that's it, then?
258
00:17:15,790 --> 00:17:18,830
I'm afraid so, young Master.
You're doomed.
259
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:20,850
Thanks for the help, Zoltan.
260
00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:23,670
- Done for.
- I get the picture.
261
00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:24,820
Condemned.
262
00:17:24,870 --> 00:17:26,830
Lost. Ruined!
263
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,770
(His voice is muffled)
264
00:17:29,810 --> 00:17:31,900
Son, it's time.
265
00:17:33,790 --> 00:17:35,870
Unleash the WolfCam!
266
00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:46,680
Hnh? Nnnnh!
267
00:17:53,790 --> 00:17:55,710
Look, it's working!
268
00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:56,890
It's alive.
269
00:18:00,730 --> 00:18:01,860
It's alive!
270
00:18:03,830 --> 00:18:06,880
All right, calm down.
You're not Frankenstein.
271
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:18,810
Nnh! Nnh!
272
00:18:21,820 --> 00:18:24,690
(Door closes)
273
00:18:27,870 --> 00:18:29,840
Come to measure me for my coffin?
274
00:18:29,890 --> 00:18:32,670
No, but good thinking.
We can do that later.
275
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:36,710
- Can't wait.
- Neither can I!
276
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:39,680
This will bring us so much closer.
277
00:18:39,730 --> 00:18:44,760
We can go out flying and hunting
and terrorising together.
278
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,780
- Father and son!
- No!
279
00:18:46,830 --> 00:18:49,750
I'm not you, Dad. I never will be.
280
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,870
But you will be a vampire.
There's no escaping that.
281
00:18:53,670 --> 00:18:55,900
At least let me have
three more years.
282
00:18:56,700 --> 00:19:01,860
No, it's time you grew up
and accepted some responsibility!
283
00:19:02,660 --> 00:19:04,840
It won't be as bad as you think.
284
00:19:04,890 --> 00:19:07,730
Oh, really.
285
00:19:17,870 --> 00:19:21,740
I'm running away.
It'll buy me a couple more years.
286
00:19:21,790 --> 00:19:24,680
But you'll fly
and get your own fangs!
287
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:27,780
Haven't you been listening?
It's not going to happen.
288
00:19:27,830 --> 00:19:30,840
I'm leaving,
unless you've got a better idea.
289
00:19:30,890 --> 00:19:35,770
I pretend to be you, drink the blood and
become a vampire? Then, everyone's happy.
290
00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:37,870
Like you did such a good job
last time.
291
00:19:38,670 --> 00:19:41,720
Granny nearly turned
Chloe's fake bite into a real one.
292
00:19:41,770 --> 00:19:44,750
It was pretty realistic, though,
wasn't it?
293
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,820
Shame you can't switch
the fake blood with the bat blood.
294
00:19:47,870 --> 00:19:50,680
That'd solve all your problems.
295
00:19:52,670 --> 00:19:53,770
What?
296
00:19:53,820 --> 00:19:57,770
Dad, about this initiation...
297
00:19:57,820 --> 00:20:00,790
Oh, Ingrid, I don't have time
for arguments.
298
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:04,760
-1 think it's a brilliant idea.
-Why?
299
00:20:04,810 --> 00:20:07,700
Vlad's growing up.
He can't stay young forever.
300
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:09,860
Exactly. Now go away.
301
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:15,820
I think it's great how you don't
mind robbing him of his childhood.
302
00:20:15,870 --> 00:20:18,700
You're so impressively evil.
303
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,830
Aren't I just?
304
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:24,820
As long as you don't mind
breaking your favourite child's heart,
305
00:20:24,870 --> 00:20:27,870
then I guess that's OK.
You don't mind, do you?
306
00:20:28,670 --> 00:20:32,720
No. No, of course not.
307
00:20:32,770 --> 00:20:35,830
Good. I'll see you
at the ceremony, then.
308
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:31,780
(Organ music plays)
309
00:21:34,740 --> 00:21:39,710
And so, my precious son, while I know
this is a big step for you,
310
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,900
and maybe not exactly
what you want...
311
00:21:42,690 --> 00:21:44,710
Are you kidding? I can't wait!
312
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:46,830
- Bring it on!
- Really?
313
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,740
Right. Good.
314
00:21:48,790 --> 00:21:51,700
Well, as I was saying,
315
00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:54,850
I just know you're going to make
a great vampire,
316
00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:56,900
even if you're not quite ready.
317
00:21:57,700 --> 00:21:59,820
Ready? I've been ready for years!
318
00:21:59,870 --> 00:22:03,700
Have you?
Oh, splendid!
319
00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:05,790
What an eloquent speech, Count.
320
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:09,870
I'm glad we're all in agreement
at last. Let's get on with it.
321
00:22:10,670 --> 00:22:13,860
Vladdy, come and help me
light some candles.
322
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:26,670
I know you're putting on a brave face
because you want to make me proud.
323
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:27,830
- I am?
- But let's face it.
324
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,860
You'd make a hopeless vampire.
325
00:22:30,660 --> 00:22:33,820
Learning from the master,
you should be ready in a year or so.
326
00:22:33,870 --> 00:22:35,860
But until then,
327
00:22:36,660 --> 00:22:40,720
I've cunningly switched the vial
for a bottle of fake blood!
328
00:22:40,770 --> 00:22:43,690
You did? For me?
329
00:22:43,740 --> 00:22:46,810
- Wait, you did what?!
- I switched the...
330
00:22:46,860 --> 00:22:48,750
I switched the blood!
331
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,890
Where did you find the fake blood?
332
00:22:52,690 --> 00:22:55,740
In that drawer there.
I thought you'd be pleased.
333
00:22:55,790 --> 00:22:57,890
I switched them!
I switched them, too.
334
00:22:58,690 --> 00:23:01,800
Well, done, boy. Crafty
and deceitful like your old man.
335
00:23:01,850 --> 00:23:03,890
You've put the real blood back.
336
00:23:06,660 --> 00:23:08,710
Ah...
337
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:10,740
Curses!
338
00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:15,840
We've not seen anything interesting.
Give it here.
339
00:23:15,890 --> 00:23:19,750
No, this job calls for a steady hand
and a quick mind.
340
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,840
- Exactly. Give me the...
- Get off!
341
00:23:21,890 --> 00:23:23,700
- Give me...
- Off!
342
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,800
Ooh! Puh! Brrrrrr.
343
00:23:29,850 --> 00:23:33,900
We've been dawdling long enough.
Let's get on with it!
344
00:23:34,700 --> 00:23:37,760
I'm not ready! I...
345
00:23:37,810 --> 00:23:39,730
need the loo.
346
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:43,740
Atilla - the vial.
347
00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:48,820
Ordog pokol stregoica vlkoslak!
348
00:23:48,860 --> 00:23:52,680
(Thunder)
349
00:23:54,730 --> 00:23:55,870
Which means?
350
00:23:56,670 --> 00:23:59,740
Bottoms up! Now, drink.
351
00:24:02,730 --> 00:24:04,710
Not so fast!
352
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:06,880
Everybody get back.
353
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:12,700
Oi! That's my sunlamp.
Have you been in my room?
354
00:24:12,750 --> 00:24:15,680
Not now, puss-face!
I'm saving your life.
355
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,670
I'm not letting my baby brother
get his powers first.
356
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,800
She's bluffing. She wouldn't dare.
357
00:24:21,850 --> 00:24:23,800
Oh, wouldn't I?
358
00:24:31,660 --> 00:24:33,680
I'm sick of always coming second.
359
00:24:33,730 --> 00:24:35,870
"Ingrid do this, Ingrid do that."
360
00:24:36,670 --> 00:24:38,810
"Ingrid can't
because she's a girl."
361
00:24:38,860 --> 00:24:42,840
Guess what? Ingrid's had enough.
362
00:24:42,890 --> 00:24:46,720
- Now give me the blood.
- That won't hurt me!
363
00:24:46,770 --> 00:24:48,740
No. But this will.
364
00:24:50,860 --> 00:24:52,810
Nothing can stop me now!
365
00:24:52,860 --> 00:24:54,830
Give me that!
366
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:57,680
- Ha-ha...!
- He-e-elp!
367
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,680
No!
368
00:25:00,730 --> 00:25:01,810
No!
369
00:25:05,770 --> 00:25:08,660
Give me that!
370
00:25:12,870 --> 00:25:16,660
I was wrong, Dad.
There are freaks living in this town.
371
00:25:16,710 --> 00:25:17,860
Us.
372
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:30,780
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
All of you!
373
00:25:30,830 --> 00:25:33,850
When the Grand High Vampire
hears about this...
374
00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:38,710
Oh, enough about
the Grand High Vampire!
375
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:40,840
I am sick of hearing about him!
376
00:25:40,890 --> 00:25:42,660
Really?
377
00:25:42,710 --> 00:25:46,770
Well, perhaps
I should tell him that.
378
00:25:46,820 --> 00:25:50,900
Perhaps I should tell him about your
precious daughter running off with a...
379
00:25:51,700 --> 00:25:52,840
What was it now, Ingrid?
380
00:25:52,890 --> 00:25:55,820
I think it was a werewolf, wasn't it?
381
00:25:55,870 --> 00:25:57,750
A werewolf!
382
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:01,820
Isn't that forbidden? What
would the Council say about that?
383
00:26:01,870 --> 00:26:03,850
Could be very embarrassing.
384
00:26:03,900 --> 00:26:07,870
A respected Council member
involved in a scandal.
385
00:26:08,670 --> 00:26:10,840
You wouldn't do a nasty thing
like that
386
00:26:10,890 --> 00:26:13,870
to your poor old grandparents,
would you?
387
00:26:14,670 --> 00:26:15,850
Er, yes, they would.
388
00:26:15,900 --> 00:26:21,800
Because they're Draculas,
and we are not afraid of anyone.
389
00:26:21,850 --> 00:26:27,770
Now flap off back to Transylvania,
you old bats.
390
00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:30,790
Don't think
you've heard the last from...
391
00:26:35,870 --> 00:26:38,810
Do you want to call Pronto-Post
or shall I?
392
00:26:38,860 --> 00:26:41,860
(Organ jingle)
393
00:26:42,660 --> 00:26:44,810
Sorry.
394
00:26:47,690 --> 00:26:49,700
Vladimir!
395
00:26:49,750 --> 00:26:51,690
Get down here this instant.
396
00:26:51,740 --> 00:26:54,720
You're in big trouble!
397
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,760
What now?
398
00:27:03,810 --> 00:27:04,900
Surprise!
399
00:27:06,850 --> 00:27:11,710
- Is this more what you had in mind?
- This is perfect! Thanks.
400
00:27:17,710 --> 00:27:18,800
Ho!
401
00:27:18,850 --> 00:27:21,790
- What's in this cake, Renfield?
- Well, there was no sugar.
402
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,790
-So?
- So I used pepper.
403
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:27,710
Aaaah... Aaaah... Aaachooo!
404
00:27:29,710 --> 00:27:31,720
Happy birthday, Vlad!
405
00:27:31,770 --> 00:27:34,660
Yay, woo!
Go, Vlad!
406
00:27:34,710 --> 00:27:39,260
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