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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,252 --> 00:00:20,302 (He chuckles) 2 00:00:22,372 --> 00:00:24,242 Ahhh... 3 00:00:40,262 --> 00:00:44,202 - Rarrrgh! - Your dental floss, Master. 4 00:00:44,252 --> 00:00:46,322 Renfield! Eeergh... 5 00:00:46,372 --> 00:00:49,212 Just go to your hole! 6 00:00:50,292 --> 00:00:52,322 Thank you, Master. 7 00:00:52,372 --> 00:00:54,342 An early night! 8 00:00:59,202 --> 00:01:01,302 Is that a toffee in your mouth? 9 00:01:02,342 --> 00:01:04,202 This? 10 00:01:04,252 --> 00:01:07,202 Just a very, very chewy cockroach. 11 00:01:12,222 --> 00:01:16,342 How dare you bring confectionery into this house? 12 00:01:16,392 --> 00:01:19,262 What if my precious son, Vlad, should find them? 13 00:01:19,312 --> 00:01:22,332 It was your precious son who I stole them from in the first place. 14 00:01:22,382 --> 00:01:26,372 He's got a whole stash in his bedroom. 15 00:01:27,172 --> 00:01:30,342 Oh, he has, has he? Right. 16 00:01:34,302 --> 00:01:37,392 Robin and I are going to have so much fun. 17 00:01:38,192 --> 00:01:40,332 The point I was trying to make is that a sleepover 18 00:01:40,382 --> 00:01:43,342 isn't the most sensible idea you've ever had. 19 00:01:43,392 --> 00:01:46,152 What about your father, Vlad? 20 00:01:46,202 --> 00:01:49,202 I know Dad may be an evil blood-sucking vampire, 21 00:01:49,252 --> 00:01:51,242 but he's actually pretty chilled out. 22 00:01:51,292 --> 00:01:52,392 Vladimir! 23 00:01:59,342 --> 00:02:02,242 All right, hand over the sugar. 24 00:02:04,212 --> 00:02:06,372 Sugar? What sugar? 25 00:02:07,172 --> 00:02:08,272 Vladimir. 26 00:02:08,322 --> 00:02:12,232 - Come on, a few sweets won't hurt. - Won't hurt? You're a vampire! 27 00:02:12,282 --> 00:02:15,332 How can you except to bite people if you don't have strong and healthy teeth? 28 00:02:15,382 --> 00:02:17,372 Dad, I don't want to bite people! 29 00:02:18,172 --> 00:02:21,172 You will one day. Now hand over the sweets. 30 00:02:21,222 --> 00:02:24,302 Or I'll book you in for a check-up with Renfield. 31 00:02:24,352 --> 00:02:26,292 Renfield? 32 00:02:26,342 --> 00:02:29,242 Sorry, Dad. What was I thinking? 33 00:02:29,292 --> 00:02:32,332 I'll never eat sweets again, I promise! 34 00:02:43,342 --> 00:02:45,222 Oh, phew! 35 00:02:45,272 --> 00:02:48,182 That was a narrow escape. 36 00:02:48,232 --> 00:02:50,342 Why are you smiling? You've lost your sweets. 37 00:02:50,392 --> 00:02:53,182 You don't grow up with the Prince of Darkness 38 00:02:53,232 --> 00:02:55,302 without picking up the odd trick or two. 39 00:02:56,382 --> 00:02:58,342 He set light to my pyjamas! 40 00:02:58,392 --> 00:03:02,292 I'm not sure it's wise to eat quite so many sweets, master Vlad. 41 00:03:02,342 --> 00:03:05,352 Oh, not you as well, Zoltan. 42 00:03:06,152 --> 00:03:08,212 My teeth are fine. 43 00:03:09,392 --> 00:03:11,202 Ow! 44 00:03:12,362 --> 00:03:15,192 So, Master Vlad. 45 00:03:15,242 --> 00:03:17,342 A little toothache, eh? 46 00:03:19,212 --> 00:03:23,152 Well, we'll soon have that sorted. 47 00:03:25,172 --> 00:03:27,152 Open wide. 48 00:03:27,202 --> 00:03:29,152 (Drill whirs) 49 00:03:31,212 --> 00:03:34,162 Aaaaaaghhhh! 50 00:03:36,152 --> 00:03:39,322 It's all right. You were having a nightmare. 51 00:03:39,372 --> 00:03:41,312 - Morning! - Aargh! 52 00:03:42,192 --> 00:03:43,332 W-w-what do you want? 53 00:03:43,382 --> 00:03:48,182 Your father told me to fix the door. But I could fix you as well! 54 00:03:48,232 --> 00:03:49,252 (Zoltan growls) 55 00:03:56,302 --> 00:03:58,312 Come on, up you get. You'll be late! 56 00:04:00,252 --> 00:04:02,182 Aaaaaaaarrrrrrgh! 57 00:04:02,232 --> 00:04:03,272 - Morning! - Aarggh! 58 00:04:03,322 --> 00:04:05,392 Graham? What's happened? 59 00:04:06,192 --> 00:04:09,382 Dad, you're so gullible! It's my new horror make-up kit! 60 00:04:10,182 --> 00:04:12,182 Robin, I thought there'd been a murder! 61 00:04:12,232 --> 00:04:14,322 Don't worry, that could be arranged. 62 00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:27,202 Is everything all right, Vlad? 63 00:04:27,252 --> 00:04:29,312 Mmm, absolutely. 64 00:04:29,362 --> 00:04:33,222 Morning, Ingrid. Happy birthday! 65 00:04:35,262 --> 00:04:37,212 I'm a Dracula. 66 00:04:37,262 --> 00:04:40,292 I'm far too evil for birthdays. 67 00:04:40,342 --> 00:04:44,242 So you won't want this card from your mother, then? 68 00:04:50,262 --> 00:04:52,272 Dad! 69 00:04:52,322 --> 00:04:55,342 - You garlic muncher! - Language, Ingrid. 70 00:04:57,282 --> 00:05:02,202 - That was cruel, even for you. - Oh, yes, I've still got it. 71 00:05:02,252 --> 00:05:05,172 Ha ha ha ha ha! 72 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:06,322 Ruler. 73 00:05:08,232 --> 00:05:10,322 - Pencil. - Pencil. 74 00:05:12,262 --> 00:05:14,202 Scalpel. 75 00:05:14,252 --> 00:05:16,362 - Scalpel? - Joke! 76 00:05:17,162 --> 00:05:21,172 It's not funny. I need to find out what's wrong with my teeth. 77 00:05:21,222 --> 00:05:23,242 Before our sleepover. 78 00:05:23,292 --> 00:05:26,272 Well, this book of yours isn't helping. 79 00:05:26,322 --> 00:05:31,262 That is, it wouldn't be anything to do with The Change, would it? 80 00:05:31,312 --> 00:05:34,152 The Change happens at the age of 16. 81 00:05:34,202 --> 00:05:37,322 I've got three whole years until I start growing fangs. 82 00:05:37,372 --> 00:05:40,372 Growing fangs? Wicked! What does it say? 83 00:05:41,172 --> 00:05:42,272 Nothing important. 84 00:05:42,322 --> 00:05:46,352 "When a young vampire complains of dental discomfort, 85 00:05:47,152 --> 00:05:50,152 "he may be about to embark on The Change." 86 00:05:50,202 --> 00:05:51,292 Robin! 87 00:05:51,342 --> 00:05:54,302 "This occurs at the age of 16." 88 00:05:54,352 --> 00:05:57,342 "But can happen several years earlier." 89 00:06:02,202 --> 00:06:04,152 Do you know what this means? 90 00:06:05,242 --> 00:06:07,212 I'm turning into a vampire! 91 00:06:29,352 --> 00:06:32,242 Gotcha, you Transylvanian vermin! 92 00:06:35,252 --> 00:06:37,232 Congratulations, Jonno! 93 00:06:37,282 --> 00:06:41,252 You're now a Grade One vampire slayer. 94 00:06:41,302 --> 00:06:45,182 Whatever, Dad. So when are we going camping? 95 00:06:45,232 --> 00:06:46,342 Camping? 96 00:06:46,392 --> 00:06:49,322 You promised to take me once I'd got my Grade One. 97 00:06:49,372 --> 00:06:51,352 - Did I? - Yes! 98 00:06:52,152 --> 00:06:54,392 Oh, right, well... This weekend, I suppose. 99 00:06:55,192 --> 00:06:57,312 (Bell rings) Wicked! 100 00:06:57,362 --> 00:07:00,292 Come on, let's get this lot cleared away! 101 00:07:09,192 --> 00:07:10,382 "Dork!" Ha ha ha! 102 00:07:17,172 --> 00:07:19,162 For the last time... 103 00:07:20,332 --> 00:07:24,252 I am not a dork! 104 00:07:24,302 --> 00:07:25,392 Or an ork! 105 00:07:26,192 --> 00:07:28,382 Or a wok! 106 00:07:29,342 --> 00:07:32,302 - Aaaargghhhh! - Chill out. It's just make-up. 107 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:36,292 Yeah, I knew that. I was just humouring you. 108 00:07:41,222 --> 00:07:43,292 - Waarrrgh! - Jonno. 109 00:07:43,342 --> 00:07:46,322 (Class cheer and jeer) 110 00:07:52,232 --> 00:07:53,372 Quieten down... 111 00:07:55,292 --> 00:07:57,332 before there's a class detention. 112 00:07:58,382 --> 00:08:02,372 And, Branagh, wash that muck off your face. 113 00:08:04,222 --> 00:08:06,282 - I can't believe you did that! - It was funny. 114 00:08:06,332 --> 00:08:10,172 - Stupid, as well, with Van Helsing around. - Sorry. 115 00:08:10,222 --> 00:08:13,372 Look. Maybe you should talk to your Dad about your teeth. 116 00:08:14,172 --> 00:08:16,292 Tell him I'm going through The Change? You're crazy? 117 00:08:16,342 --> 00:08:19,332 - Won't he be pleased? - Pleased? He'll throw a party! 118 00:08:19,382 --> 00:08:23,332 - Wicked! Can I come? - No! It's not gonna be a party. 119 00:08:31,152 --> 00:08:33,262 Surprise! Oh... 120 00:08:33,312 --> 00:08:36,232 - How did you know? - Where's Ingrid? 121 00:08:36,282 --> 00:08:40,222 - Oh, you're having a party for Ingrid. - She's only a pointless female, but... 122 00:08:40,272 --> 00:08:42,332 Oh, Ingrid, darling! Happy birthday! 123 00:08:42,382 --> 00:08:44,322 Wow! 124 00:08:44,372 --> 00:08:48,302 - What, really? This is all for me? - You thought we'd forgotten! 125 00:08:48,352 --> 00:08:51,212 Renfield's been out shopping all week. 126 00:08:53,282 --> 00:08:55,232 Oh, Dad! 127 00:08:55,282 --> 00:08:57,362 It's perfect! 128 00:08:58,162 --> 00:09:00,362 This is the best birthday ever. 129 00:09:01,162 --> 00:09:03,302 I can't believe it. 130 00:09:05,232 --> 00:09:09,272 - All right, what's going on? - Nothing's going on, my precious. 131 00:09:09,322 --> 00:09:13,232 We just want you to look your best for your... husband. 132 00:09:13,282 --> 00:09:16,302 - I don't have a husband. - You do now. 133 00:09:16,352 --> 00:09:21,242 Renfield, introduce Adrianus! 134 00:09:21,292 --> 00:09:25,192 Unfortunately, Adrianus could not be with us today 135 00:09:25,242 --> 00:09:28,252 so he recorded this special message. 136 00:09:28,302 --> 00:09:30,192 Hello, Ingrid. 137 00:09:30,242 --> 00:09:33,212 Let me introduce you to my goats. 138 00:09:38,182 --> 00:09:40,372 - We're not going. - What do you mean "we're not going" ? 139 00:09:41,172 --> 00:09:43,282 I passed my Grade One exam. 140 00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:46,352 Then you failed it when you made a big ninny of yourself in class. 141 00:09:47,152 --> 00:09:50,212 I'll do the test again. It wasn't exactly hard, was it? 142 00:09:50,262 --> 00:09:53,372 Oh, I see. So Grade One is too easy? 143 00:09:54,172 --> 00:09:56,342 Well, let's see how you cope with Grade Three. 144 00:09:56,392 --> 00:10:00,182 - Oooh, Grade Three! - Yeah, that's right, Jonno. 145 00:10:00,232 --> 00:10:02,372 In at the deep end. 146 00:10:04,212 --> 00:10:07,262 Let's see if you've got what it takes to be a real slayer. 147 00:10:12,182 --> 00:10:16,292 So those were Fluffy and Iris, our goats. 148 00:10:17,332 --> 00:10:22,272 And now this is the coffin we will one day share. 149 00:10:24,382 --> 00:10:28,312 Along with the rest of my family, of course. 150 00:10:31,322 --> 00:10:35,352 Yes, life is hard here in Trans-Siberia. 151 00:10:36,152 --> 00:10:41,202 But we know good fortune has finally come our way, 152 00:10:41,252 --> 00:10:45,322 now that the beautiful daughter of Count Dracula 153 00:10:45,372 --> 00:10:48,162 has agreed to be my wife. 154 00:10:50,272 --> 00:10:53,342 - This had better be a joke. - I knew you'd be pleased. 155 00:10:53,392 --> 00:10:55,322 I'll pack your bags! 156 00:10:56,372 --> 00:10:58,232 This is all your fault! 157 00:10:58,282 --> 00:11:00,272 - What did I do? - You were born! 158 00:11:01,282 --> 00:11:04,372 Look, you're not the only one with problems. 159 00:11:05,262 --> 00:11:08,182 Ready, Jonno? Your first challenge. 160 00:11:15,212 --> 00:11:17,392 - Come on, Jonno. - I'm not eating worms! 161 00:11:18,192 --> 00:11:21,152 Don't be such a big girl's blouse! 162 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:26,172 - Mmmmm. - Eurgh! 163 00:11:26,222 --> 00:11:27,262 Mmmmm. 164 00:11:36,342 --> 00:11:39,232 Dad! This is spaghetti! 165 00:11:42,152 --> 00:11:45,162 Got you! But you passed. Well done, son. 166 00:11:45,212 --> 00:11:47,352 - Can we go camping now? - Don't be ridiculous. 167 00:11:47,392 --> 00:11:51,262 They don't give a Grade Three away just like that. 168 00:11:51,312 --> 00:11:54,252 One challenge gone, two more to go. 169 00:11:58,182 --> 00:12:00,322 So, you'll fly over tomorrow to collect her? 170 00:12:00,372 --> 00:12:04,152 Ha, ha, ha. Splendid, splendid! 171 00:12:04,202 --> 00:12:06,362 Open up or I'll put garlic in your slippers! 172 00:12:07,162 --> 00:12:10,252 Ingrid? Oh, yes, she's very excited. 173 00:12:10,302 --> 00:12:11,332 Hello? 174 00:12:13,292 --> 00:12:14,392 Hello? 175 00:12:19,252 --> 00:12:22,342 Ingrid, I am trying to talk to your husband! 176 00:12:22,392 --> 00:12:26,272 - He's not my husband! - No, but he will be. 177 00:12:26,322 --> 00:12:29,262 - You just want to get rid of me! - Of course I do. 178 00:12:29,312 --> 00:12:32,262 Then it'll just be me and Vladdy forever. 179 00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:36,212 Well, I don't need Adrianus. 180 00:12:36,262 --> 00:12:38,322 I've already got a boyfriend! 181 00:12:38,372 --> 00:12:43,182 Why the flaming torches didn't you tell me, silly girl? 182 00:12:43,232 --> 00:12:46,332 I must meet him immediately. Tonight. 183 00:12:49,212 --> 00:12:51,322 There's always been a bit of chemistry. 184 00:12:51,372 --> 00:12:54,192 But now I'm Ingrid's boyfriend! 185 00:12:54,242 --> 00:12:57,202 Pretend boyfriend and for one night only! 186 00:12:57,252 --> 00:12:59,232 Aren't you forgetting something, Robin? 187 00:13:01,182 --> 00:13:02,382 Our sleepover! 188 00:13:05,302 --> 00:13:09,202 Well, the thing is... Ingrid is very pretty. 189 00:13:09,252 --> 00:13:13,272 - You're supposed to be my friend! - Vlad, don't be so selfish. 190 00:13:13,322 --> 00:13:17,372 If I can't prove I've got a boyfriend, Dad will send me to Trans-Siberia! 191 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:21,282 Oh, dear. Send us a postcard when you get there. 192 00:13:21,332 --> 00:13:25,322 Do what you have to, Robin. I've got plenty of other friends. 193 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:28,192 Chloe, do you want to come to my sleepover? 194 00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:32,172 - I'd love to. - You're aware of Vlad's fang issues? 195 00:13:32,222 --> 00:13:35,202 I'm sure it's just a bit of toothache, that's all. 196 00:13:35,252 --> 00:13:37,312 Since when vampires are your special subject? 197 00:13:37,362 --> 00:13:39,362 Still, if you know what you're doing. 198 00:13:41,272 --> 00:13:44,342 Ignore her, Vlad. You're not going to bite me. 199 00:13:44,392 --> 00:13:48,212 I hope not. I wouldn't want to miss that. 200 00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:49,262 What? 201 00:13:49,312 --> 00:13:53,232 Challenge Two is a test of nerve and bravery. 202 00:13:53,282 --> 00:13:56,362 Can you retrieve all three bulbs of garlic 203 00:13:57,162 --> 00:14:00,262 without being bitten by the six-foot python? 204 00:14:00,312 --> 00:14:03,322 - Oooh, I'm so scared. - You should be. 205 00:14:03,372 --> 00:14:06,232 Yeah, right. What you got in there? A bit of rope? 206 00:14:06,282 --> 00:14:10,192 Jonno! Steady! You'll aggravate Monty! 207 00:14:12,372 --> 00:14:14,232 One bulb. 208 00:14:15,262 --> 00:14:17,172 Two bulbs! 209 00:14:18,272 --> 00:14:20,322 Three bulbs! Easy! 210 00:14:20,372 --> 00:14:23,222 Bats alive, Jonno! That was... 211 00:14:23,272 --> 00:14:25,252 Wow! Well done! 212 00:14:25,302 --> 00:14:29,202 Yeah, like there's really a snake in that box. 213 00:14:29,252 --> 00:14:31,292 Aaaargh! I could have been bitten! 214 00:14:31,342 --> 00:14:34,282 Well, what do you think the gloves were for? 215 00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:39,242 - Father, this is my boyfriend, Uri. - So! 216 00:14:39,292 --> 00:14:43,202 This is the impudent upstart 217 00:14:43,252 --> 00:14:46,242 that wants to steal my daughter away from me? 218 00:14:46,292 --> 00:14:49,252 Who, me? I wouldn't dream of it. 219 00:14:49,302 --> 00:14:51,362 Well, why are you wasting my time? 220 00:14:52,162 --> 00:14:56,252 Take no notice of him. Uri's completely devoted to me. 221 00:14:56,302 --> 00:15:00,212 Well, let's see whether he's quite so devoted... 222 00:15:02,232 --> 00:15:04,312 when he's forced to endure... 223 00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:08,382 Ordeal by Sunlight! 224 00:15:18,232 --> 00:15:23,332 Oh, I see! Ow! Oooo! Make it stop! 225 00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:26,362 - Only if you give up my daughter! - Never! 226 00:15:27,162 --> 00:15:31,252 I would rather shrivel into dust than renounce my love for Ingrid! 227 00:15:31,302 --> 00:15:33,282 Hmmm... 228 00:15:34,312 --> 00:15:37,162 He's not even smoking. 229 00:15:37,212 --> 00:15:40,202 You're quite the tough cookie. Renfield. 230 00:15:40,252 --> 00:15:42,152 Yes, Master. 231 00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:45,362 Fetch the nun's breath! 232 00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:47,372 Oh, the nun's breath! 233 00:15:51,202 --> 00:15:53,272 Time for your third and final challenge. 234 00:15:53,322 --> 00:15:56,282 A blood-sucking vampire is loose in the school. 235 00:15:56,332 --> 00:15:59,192 Your mission, should you choose to accept it, 236 00:15:59,242 --> 00:16:03,272 is to hunt him down and slay him dead. Ready? 237 00:16:03,322 --> 00:16:05,262 Bring it on! 238 00:16:17,302 --> 00:16:21,332 So... even the ordeal by feather duster cannot crush him. 239 00:16:23,252 --> 00:16:26,292 Congratulations! You may kiss your prize. 240 00:16:26,342 --> 00:16:30,392 - I shall tell Adrianus the good news. - Oh, yes! 241 00:16:31,192 --> 00:16:33,212 Dad, where are you? 242 00:16:35,272 --> 00:16:37,252 I'm bored of this now. 243 00:16:40,342 --> 00:16:43,312 There has to be another way to spend a Friday night. 244 00:16:50,232 --> 00:16:54,152 No, no. I'm afraid she already has a boyfriend. 245 00:16:55,312 --> 00:16:58,172 I know, it's unbelievable, isn't it? 246 00:17:01,152 --> 00:17:04,222 You know, I think your Dad really likes me, Ingrid. 247 00:17:04,272 --> 00:17:06,272 What are you still doing here? 248 00:17:06,322 --> 00:17:10,212 I've been asked to stay for dinner. I'll be moving in soon! 249 00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:11,372 Listen, mongrel. 250 00:17:14,172 --> 00:17:15,322 Here's the plan. 251 00:17:15,372 --> 00:17:18,202 Tomorrow morning, I get an urgent call 252 00:17:18,252 --> 00:17:21,212 saying that you've been slain by an angry peasant mob. 253 00:17:21,262 --> 00:17:23,152 You're killing me off? 254 00:17:23,202 --> 00:17:26,392 Yeah, Dad'll be gutted. I'll be in mourning for years! 255 00:17:27,192 --> 00:17:29,392 - But what about us? - There is no us. 256 00:17:30,192 --> 00:17:33,382 I wouldn't suck your neck if you were the last breather on earth! 257 00:17:34,182 --> 00:17:38,332 Get out before I vomit on you! Raaargh! 258 00:17:38,382 --> 00:17:42,252 - I love it when you growl like that! - Out! 259 00:17:58,342 --> 00:18:00,192 Dad? 260 00:18:33,222 --> 00:18:34,332 Gotcha! 261 00:18:38,232 --> 00:18:40,372 Oh, dear. You just killed a dinner lady. 262 00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:43,242 Shame, I was looking forward to camping. 263 00:18:43,292 --> 00:18:46,222 - But, Dad, you promised. - You lost, Jonno. 264 00:18:47,332 --> 00:18:50,172 You'll never be a vampire slayer. 265 00:18:50,222 --> 00:18:54,312 Good, I don't want to be a stupid slayer! I just want to go camping! 266 00:18:54,362 --> 00:18:57,272 Jonno! Jonno! 267 00:19:07,162 --> 00:19:09,362 Oh, just go to sleep. 268 00:19:10,162 --> 00:19:12,272 You're not going to bite me. 269 00:19:14,232 --> 00:19:16,242 OK. 270 00:19:16,292 --> 00:19:18,252 Night, Chloe. 271 00:19:20,342 --> 00:19:22,242 Night. 272 00:19:25,202 --> 00:19:26,272 Jonno? 273 00:19:28,312 --> 00:19:31,212 I know you're here somewhere. 274 00:19:33,312 --> 00:19:36,292 (Sobbing) 275 00:19:40,302 --> 00:19:42,162 Jonno? 276 00:19:45,232 --> 00:19:46,302 Jonno? 277 00:19:50,282 --> 00:19:53,282 Come on. Talk to me. 278 00:20:06,312 --> 00:20:09,392 I'm sorry, son. I pushed you too far. 279 00:20:17,312 --> 00:20:18,342 Waaaaaarrrrgh! 280 00:20:18,392 --> 00:20:21,252 Gotcha, Transylvanian vermin! 281 00:20:23,282 --> 00:20:25,252 Where are we going camping? 282 00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:32,232 Aaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh! 283 00:20:32,282 --> 00:20:34,342 What have you done to me? 284 00:20:34,392 --> 00:20:37,162 Congratulations, Master Vlad! 285 00:20:37,212 --> 00:20:40,312 - Your first bite! - No! 286 00:20:40,362 --> 00:20:45,152 - What am I going to do? - Excuse me, I'm the victim here! 287 00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:47,162 What happens to me now? 288 00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:50,162 Welcome to the family, Mistress Chloe. 289 00:20:56,282 --> 00:20:57,382 Daddy! 290 00:21:00,172 --> 00:21:03,382 Daddy! It's Uri! He's dead! 291 00:21:04,182 --> 00:21:07,272 Of course he's dead. He's a vampire, stupid. 292 00:21:07,322 --> 00:21:13,342 No. I mean he was slain on his way home this morning. 293 00:21:15,252 --> 00:21:19,252 He stopped off in Paris for a bite to eat and... 294 00:21:20,302 --> 00:21:24,182 he was set on by a crowd with garlic! 295 00:21:24,232 --> 00:21:27,232 - I can't believe it! - Well, I certainly can't. 296 00:21:27,282 --> 00:21:30,302 He's been playing chess with me all morning. 297 00:21:30,352 --> 00:21:34,362 - Morning, gorgeous! - What are you doing here? 298 00:21:37,252 --> 00:21:41,272 I couldn't leave you, Ingrid. You're so special to me. 299 00:21:42,332 --> 00:21:46,212 Wonderful. Now you can really get to know one another, 300 00:21:46,262 --> 00:21:49,202 get married and leave the castle. Forever. 301 00:21:49,252 --> 00:21:51,302 Married? To him? 302 00:21:53,302 --> 00:21:55,362 I mean... 303 00:21:56,162 --> 00:21:59,322 Great. I think we should get betrothed right now! 304 00:21:59,372 --> 00:22:02,192 Betrothed? 305 00:22:02,242 --> 00:22:03,392 Yeah, you know. 306 00:22:05,302 --> 00:22:07,252 Like engaged. 307 00:22:07,302 --> 00:22:11,232 It's a traditional Transylvanian custom. 308 00:22:11,282 --> 00:22:14,392 Well, all right then, yah! Let's do it! 309 00:22:15,192 --> 00:22:18,172 - Renfield! - Good luck, Uri! 310 00:22:18,222 --> 00:22:20,302 What do you mean? 311 00:22:20,352 --> 00:22:24,202 It's just a simple ceremony, right? 312 00:22:24,252 --> 00:22:26,252 Prepare the surgery! 313 00:22:32,342 --> 00:22:37,252 Chloe? What are you doing in Robin's bedroom? 314 00:22:37,302 --> 00:22:41,382 - Leave me alone. I'm sleeping. - In the middle of the day? 315 00:22:42,182 --> 00:22:46,212 - You'd better get used to it. - Oh, no. 316 00:22:46,262 --> 00:22:50,172 Not another Robin, please! 317 00:22:50,222 --> 00:22:52,322 Come on, Chloe, up you get. 318 00:22:53,352 --> 00:22:55,392 Aaaargh! Your neck! Argh! 319 00:22:57,372 --> 00:23:00,342 Graham, pull yourself together! 320 00:23:00,392 --> 00:23:03,162 She's been at Robin's make-up, that's all. 321 00:23:03,212 --> 00:23:04,272 Make-up? 322 00:23:06,192 --> 00:23:09,392 I should have guessed. Ingrid! 323 00:23:25,232 --> 00:23:28,152 Where are you going? 324 00:23:28,202 --> 00:23:29,352 You're running away. 325 00:23:30,152 --> 00:23:33,372 There's no choice. I can't stay here and bite all my friends. 326 00:23:34,172 --> 00:23:35,392 But you didn't bite me! 327 00:23:38,222 --> 00:23:40,232 It was Ingrid's idea of a joke. 328 00:23:40,282 --> 00:23:42,342 Yeah, that's great, Chloe. 329 00:23:42,392 --> 00:23:45,312 Say goodbye to Robin for me. 330 00:23:45,362 --> 00:23:49,222 You've been the best friends I've ever had. 331 00:23:50,182 --> 00:23:51,372 But I'm fine! 332 00:23:52,172 --> 00:23:55,322 You are. I'm not. I've still got a toothache, haven't I? 333 00:23:55,372 --> 00:23:58,182 And OK, this time I didn't bite you, 334 00:23:58,232 --> 00:24:01,322 but next time I could really mess up your life! 335 00:24:01,372 --> 00:24:04,202 Running away won't solve anything. 336 00:24:04,252 --> 00:24:07,162 Chloe, I'm just a heartless vampire. 337 00:24:11,292 --> 00:24:13,192 Aaaaaaaghhh! 338 00:24:13,242 --> 00:24:14,392 - Robin! - Help! 339 00:24:15,192 --> 00:24:18,212 - Are you coming or not? - Help me, please! 340 00:24:18,262 --> 00:24:20,342 Someone help! 341 00:24:21,362 --> 00:24:23,212 Help! 342 00:24:23,262 --> 00:24:26,282 Oh, Uri, my brave and special vampire. 343 00:24:30,242 --> 00:24:34,352 - Maybe not so special, after all. - An impostor! 344 00:24:35,152 --> 00:24:37,302 Ingrid, perhaps you should explain to your dad. 345 00:24:37,352 --> 00:24:39,312 I certainly will. 346 00:24:39,362 --> 00:24:42,162 He deceived us all, Father. 347 00:24:42,212 --> 00:24:44,322 I'll leave you to punish him how you see fit. 348 00:24:47,202 --> 00:24:49,252 Not so fast, you wretched girl! 349 00:24:49,302 --> 00:24:53,262 You think I don't know who's behind this charade? 350 00:24:53,312 --> 00:24:57,182 Pack your bags! You'll need something warm for Trans-Siberia! 351 00:24:57,232 --> 00:24:58,342 No! 352 00:24:58,392 --> 00:25:01,342 Ingrid's telling the truth. I deceived her. 353 00:25:01,392 --> 00:25:03,302 I see. 354 00:25:04,312 --> 00:25:06,292 - Made fools of us all! - Help! 355 00:25:06,342 --> 00:25:09,202 Robin's my friend, remember? 356 00:25:09,252 --> 00:25:11,342 He brought shame on the family name. 357 00:25:11,392 --> 00:25:14,202 You'll understand when you're a vampire. 358 00:25:14,252 --> 00:25:17,362 I am a vampire. I mean... 359 00:25:18,162 --> 00:25:21,392 That is... l think my fangs are coming through. 360 00:25:22,192 --> 00:25:24,282 - Oh, please! - Oh, my son and heir! 361 00:25:24,332 --> 00:25:26,222 Open wide! 362 00:25:26,272 --> 00:25:29,222 He hasn't got his fangs! He's got toothache. 363 00:25:29,272 --> 00:25:33,202 Ingrid! Don't ruin this precious moment. 364 00:25:34,272 --> 00:25:38,242 No, she's right... for once. 365 00:25:38,292 --> 00:25:41,282 So what caused the toothache, then? 366 00:25:41,332 --> 00:25:44,242 Cavities! I warned you, boy! 367 00:25:44,292 --> 00:25:46,172 Renfield! Renfield! 368 00:25:48,272 --> 00:25:52,262 What? No! No! Noooooooo! 369 00:25:54,162 --> 00:25:56,382 Tell you what, this is the life, eh Jonno? 370 00:25:59,372 --> 00:26:03,302 Yeah, the life of a lunatic and his unfortunate son. 371 00:26:10,212 --> 00:26:12,242 Thanks for stepping in and saving me, Vlad. 372 00:26:12,292 --> 00:26:15,372 - No worries. - Are your teeth OK now? 373 00:26:16,172 --> 00:26:18,372 Yeah. Renfield's a pretty good dentist. 374 00:26:19,382 --> 00:26:22,292 Make way for Ingrid's betrothal cake! 375 00:26:22,342 --> 00:26:25,262 Betrothal? Are we back on? 376 00:26:25,312 --> 00:26:28,172 You'll be back on the menu if you don't pipe down! 377 00:26:28,222 --> 00:26:30,302 Ingrid is betrothed to Adrianus. 378 00:26:30,352 --> 00:26:33,182 She's preparing herself as we speak. 379 00:26:33,232 --> 00:26:36,162 She really doesn't want to get married. 380 00:26:36,212 --> 00:26:38,312 She has no choice! My word is final. 381 00:26:38,362 --> 00:26:41,372 Master, the guest of honour is here. 382 00:26:42,172 --> 00:26:43,272 Adrianus! 383 00:26:43,322 --> 00:26:45,372 - Dad! - Please, call me Count. 384 00:26:47,152 --> 00:26:49,352 - And where is the lovely Ingrid? - Oh, she... 385 00:26:50,152 --> 00:26:51,202 Aaaaaghhh! 386 00:26:52,382 --> 00:26:55,322 - Hi! - Eeurggggh! 387 00:26:56,362 --> 00:26:59,192 - Ingrid! - I am not marrying that! 388 00:26:59,242 --> 00:27:01,322 No, wait, look, look! 389 00:27:02,362 --> 00:27:05,322 That's what she really looks like! 390 00:27:05,372 --> 00:27:07,282 Errrghhhh! 391 00:27:10,382 --> 00:27:12,232 Curses! 392 00:27:19,152 --> 00:27:23,182 You ungrateful spawn! 393 00:27:23,232 --> 00:27:25,382 That's the last time I try to find you a husband! 394 00:27:29,372 --> 00:27:33,202 - Nice one, Ingrid! - I knew you wouldn't leave me. 395 00:27:33,252 --> 00:27:36,392 Robin, two words. Dream and on! 396 00:27:39,162 --> 00:27:41,322 See what I mean? Sheer chemistry. 397 00:27:41,372 --> 00:27:45,922 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29241

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