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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:29,800 SNORING 2 00:00:36,147 --> 00:00:39,307 - Morning, Zoltan! - Indeed it is, Master Vlad, 3 00:00:39,307 --> 00:00:44,707 and in case you'd forgotten - you don't do mornings, you're a vampire! 4 00:00:44,707 --> 00:00:46,347 Not before I'm 16, I'm not. 5 00:00:46,347 --> 00:00:49,787 Until then I'm just a normal kid and I'll do what normal kids do. 6 00:00:49,787 --> 00:00:52,107 Turn me upside down and look for batteries? 7 00:00:52,107 --> 00:00:54,987 No, I'm going to school. 8 00:00:54,987 --> 00:00:57,427 But, Master Vlad, it's not safe. 9 00:00:57,427 --> 00:01:02,067 The only person who knows I'm a vampire is Robin and he's promised he won't tell a soul. 10 00:01:02,067 --> 00:01:04,507 Well, don't come running in my direction 11 00:01:04,507 --> 00:01:07,347 when you're named and shamed as the spawn of Dracula. 12 00:01:07,347 --> 00:01:11,107 Zoltan, relax. It's gonna be chilly. 13 00:01:11,107 --> 00:01:15,707 I mean...cool. That's what kids say round here, isn't it? 14 00:01:15,707 --> 00:01:20,347 Yeah, as in, "Isn't it cool we slayed the vampire?" 15 00:01:20,347 --> 00:01:22,067 BELL RINGS 16 00:01:22,067 --> 00:01:24,707 - THUMP! - Flaming torches! 17 00:01:27,227 --> 00:01:29,267 Renfield! 18 00:01:29,267 --> 00:01:31,987 I'll get it, Master! 19 00:01:34,987 --> 00:01:36,547 Morning, Renfield. 20 00:01:39,027 --> 00:01:41,827 Hiya, Robin! 21 00:01:41,827 --> 00:01:43,707 You see, perfect fit. 22 00:01:43,707 --> 00:01:46,387 Yeah, those trousers really show off your ankles. 23 00:01:46,387 --> 00:01:50,707 - So, are we all set? - Yeah, just one problem. 24 00:01:50,707 --> 00:01:54,347 Hello! I'm Robin's mum, Elizabeth. 25 00:01:54,347 --> 00:01:56,307 Ah, nice. 26 00:01:56,307 --> 00:01:59,667 That's Mum's polite way of saying, "It needs a clean". 27 00:01:59,667 --> 00:02:02,667 Vlad my man! Is Ingrid around? 28 00:02:02,667 --> 00:02:05,467 Robin! Are we expecting anyone else? 29 00:02:05,467 --> 00:02:07,987 It's not my fault, they just followed me up here! 30 00:02:07,987 --> 00:02:12,027 - Get them out of here quick before Dad hears them. - Renfield! 31 00:02:12,027 --> 00:02:15,547 - Who's there? - Erm, let's all move along, shall we, folks? 32 00:02:17,107 --> 00:02:19,067 Going somewhere, Vlad? 33 00:02:19,067 --> 00:02:22,427 - Yo, 'Grid. - Ah, so you must be the famous Ingrid. 34 00:02:22,427 --> 00:02:25,387 You've certainly made some fans in our house. 35 00:02:25,387 --> 00:02:27,587 BOTH: Mam! 36 00:02:27,587 --> 00:02:32,627 - You'd better get dressed for school. - You can't seriously think that I'm going to school? 37 00:02:32,627 --> 00:02:35,547 You don't have to go, but I want to. 38 00:02:35,547 --> 00:02:36,987 Just don't tell Dad, OK? 39 00:02:36,987 --> 00:02:39,707 Sure. Don't worry. 40 00:02:39,707 --> 00:02:43,387 - Dad! - Beelzebub's bog-brush! 41 00:02:43,387 --> 00:02:47,227 I am trying to sleep! 42 00:02:47,227 --> 00:02:52,667 What peasant dares knock at my palace of doom?! 43 00:02:54,227 --> 00:02:56,787 Hello, you must be Mr...? 44 00:02:56,787 --> 00:02:59,467 - Count. - Mr Count. 45 00:02:59,467 --> 00:03:01,987 I'm Elizabeth Branagh, your neighbour. 46 00:03:01,987 --> 00:03:05,067 Welcome to our country. It's wonderful to meet you. 47 00:03:05,067 --> 00:03:06,667 What is that smell? 48 00:03:09,027 --> 00:03:11,267 I think it's coming from... 49 00:03:11,267 --> 00:03:12,947 The slime pit! 50 00:03:12,947 --> 00:03:15,907 Oh! I think you may have a problem with your drains. 51 00:03:15,907 --> 00:03:20,947 My Graham's a plumber. I'll send him to have a look once I've dropped Vlad and Ingrid off at school. 52 00:03:20,947 --> 00:03:23,267 - WHOOSH! - "School"? 53 00:03:23,267 --> 00:03:25,427 What school? 54 00:03:25,427 --> 00:03:27,267 Stokely Grammar. 55 00:03:27,267 --> 00:03:30,147 My children do not go to school. 56 00:03:30,147 --> 00:03:33,787 Oh, please let me go, Dad. How else am I going to make friends? 57 00:03:33,787 --> 00:03:36,747 Our kind don't need friends. 58 00:03:37,027 --> 00:03:39,867 Well... Now, come on, you lot, or we'll be late. 59 00:03:39,867 --> 00:03:43,027 - Nice to meet you, Mr Count. - Bye. 60 00:03:43,027 --> 00:03:44,547 See you. 61 00:03:47,547 --> 00:03:50,987 Well, thanks. Thanks a lot(!) 62 00:04:03,547 --> 00:04:06,987 Here we are, son - Stokely Grammar. 63 00:04:06,987 --> 00:04:08,707 A fresh start for both of us. 64 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:11,427 Dad, you are going to behave yourself at this school. 65 00:04:11,427 --> 00:04:14,427 It'd be nice to stay in one place for more than a few months. 66 00:04:14,427 --> 00:04:16,027 Johnno, I promised, didn't I? 67 00:04:16,027 --> 00:04:19,947 And a Van Helsing never breaks his promise. 68 00:04:19,947 --> 00:04:22,147 Blood and garlic! 69 00:04:25,547 --> 00:04:27,267 It's a vampire! 70 00:04:28,147 --> 00:04:31,027 Dad, it's a boy in a cape. 71 00:04:32,987 --> 00:04:35,787 Morning, Mr Van Helsing! 72 00:04:35,787 --> 00:04:37,907 Morning, Headmistress. 73 00:04:37,907 --> 00:04:41,627 Just doing my morning squats. 74 00:04:43,347 --> 00:04:48,147 Congratulations! 15 seconds into a new school and you've already spotted the vampire. 75 00:04:48,147 --> 00:04:49,867 It's instinct, son. 76 00:04:51,387 --> 00:04:53,467 I'm a vampire slayer. 77 00:04:53,467 --> 00:04:56,507 No, Dad, you're a woodwork teacher. 78 00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:03,587 Vlad, it's quarter past midnight! 79 00:05:08,027 --> 00:05:09,267 Come on, get up. 80 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:11,267 What do you mean? I've been up all day. 81 00:05:11,267 --> 00:05:14,907 Well, tough necks, sonny. That's your choice, not mine. Come, come. 82 00:05:14,907 --> 00:05:19,627 Come look at this beautiful moonshine! 83 00:05:19,627 --> 00:05:22,547 You can't just laze around in bed all night. 84 00:05:22,547 --> 00:05:25,547 You do realise I'm not actually a vampire yet, don't you? 85 00:05:25,547 --> 00:05:29,067 I sleep at night, I like garlic bread and I want to go to school. 86 00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:30,547 Just deal with it. 87 00:05:30,547 --> 00:05:35,307 Is this about the friends thing, mmm? Cos I've been thinking about what you said earlier. 88 00:05:35,307 --> 00:05:37,867 You've changed your mind? I can go to school? 89 00:05:37,867 --> 00:05:40,427 No, even better. 90 00:05:40,427 --> 00:05:41,907 I'll be your friend. 91 00:05:41,907 --> 00:05:44,467 Thanks, but I'd like some friends my own age. 92 00:05:44,467 --> 00:05:46,427 I could teach you all my wicked ways. 93 00:05:46,427 --> 00:05:51,827 I don't want to be an evil vampire. I wanna be an ordinary boy. 94 00:05:51,827 --> 00:05:56,667 THUNDER AND LIGHTNING 95 00:05:56,667 --> 00:05:59,987 You disappoint me. 96 00:06:11,267 --> 00:06:12,987 I'm sorry. 97 00:06:19,507 --> 00:06:21,067 BELL RINGS 98 00:06:21,067 --> 00:06:22,507 THUMP! 99 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:25,387 Ow! 100 00:06:25,387 --> 00:06:28,267 If that's that Branagh woman again...! 101 00:06:29,947 --> 00:06:33,747 Master! Master! It's a breather! 102 00:06:33,747 --> 00:06:36,347 With a metal horse! 103 00:06:36,347 --> 00:06:39,627 So you must be Vladimir and Ingrid. 104 00:06:39,627 --> 00:06:42,467 And you must be wearing that for charity. 105 00:06:42,467 --> 00:06:45,307 Oh, a free-thinker. Splendid stuff. 106 00:06:45,307 --> 00:06:48,427 I'm Ms Harker, your new headmistress. 107 00:06:48,427 --> 00:06:50,827 Ah. 108 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:52,347 Morning, it's Mr...? 109 00:06:52,347 --> 00:06:54,427 Count. 110 00:06:54,427 --> 00:06:57,307 Mr Count, that's right. 111 00:06:57,307 --> 00:07:01,267 Now, I've had reports that the children haven't been placed in a school. 112 00:07:01,267 --> 00:07:02,987 Reports? 113 00:07:02,987 --> 00:07:06,347 - From whom? - I'm afraid I can't say. 114 00:07:06,347 --> 00:07:08,107 Whoever it is, I shall crush them. 115 00:07:08,107 --> 00:07:09,827 Dad! 116 00:07:09,827 --> 00:07:13,867 Now, look, I don't know where you hail from, Mr Count, 117 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:17,027 but in our country, children are required to go to school. 118 00:07:17,027 --> 00:07:20,387 And if you refuse to cooperate, they'll be taken away. 119 00:07:20,387 --> 00:07:26,187 - Really? And how much would this service cost? - Cost? 120 00:07:26,187 --> 00:07:29,627 - It wouldn't cost anything. - Splendid! You can have her for a start. 121 00:07:29,627 --> 00:07:31,387 I still have hopes for the boy. 122 00:07:31,387 --> 00:07:34,827 Yeah, me too. I hope he'll get lost! 123 00:07:34,827 --> 00:07:36,747 Look, Mr Count, it's quite simple. 124 00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:40,267 Either you send the children to school or you'll be taken to court. 125 00:07:40,267 --> 00:07:44,867 Oh, taken to court. I'm aquiver with fear(!) 126 00:07:46,387 --> 00:07:50,387 And what, pray tell, is this so-called court? 127 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:53,787 Oh, just the local equivalent of an angry peasant mob. 128 00:07:53,787 --> 00:07:55,787 What?! 129 00:08:00,467 --> 00:08:03,427 Right. Vlad, Ingrid, get ready for school. 130 00:08:03,427 --> 00:08:04,707 Yes! 131 00:08:07,427 --> 00:08:09,627 This is so embarrassing. 132 00:08:09,627 --> 00:08:12,627 My first day at school and I look like a freak. 133 00:08:12,627 --> 00:08:14,867 So much for keeping a low profile. 134 00:08:15,827 --> 00:08:20,307 No, wait! I have a little good luck present. 135 00:08:20,307 --> 00:08:22,907 Now these are a pair of ancient brooches 136 00:08:22,907 --> 00:08:25,587 with the legendary Dracula coat of arms. 137 00:08:25,587 --> 00:08:28,027 - Oh, wicked! - So, Vladdy, my boy... 138 00:08:29,547 --> 00:08:32,067 ..this one's for you. 139 00:08:32,067 --> 00:08:35,787 And Ingrid... It's such a shame you weren't a boy. 140 00:08:35,787 --> 00:08:39,627 You're a heartless, spiteful, self-centred bully 141 00:08:39,627 --> 00:08:43,947 - and so am I but you just can't see it! - Shut the door! 142 00:08:43,947 --> 00:08:45,947 That girl will be the death of me. 143 00:08:45,947 --> 00:08:47,907 I'll see you later, Dad. 144 00:08:47,907 --> 00:08:50,267 Don't forget your cape! 145 00:08:51,227 --> 00:08:54,907 Dad, only a weirdo would wear a cape to school. 146 00:08:54,907 --> 00:08:56,427 Hi, Vlad. 147 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:10,307 My boy's growing up, Renfield. 148 00:09:10,307 --> 00:09:12,427 Yoo-hoo! Mr Count! 149 00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:13,947 Oh, please. 150 00:09:16,227 --> 00:09:19,867 I knew you'd change your mind! Can't wait to get rid of them, eh? 151 00:09:19,867 --> 00:09:23,667 I know the feeling! Must dash, see you soon. 152 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,627 It's her, isn't it? 153 00:09:28,627 --> 00:09:32,987 She must be the one who denounced me to the school. 154 00:09:32,987 --> 00:09:35,627 She must be punished, Master. 155 00:09:35,627 --> 00:09:38,307 Renfield. 156 00:09:38,307 --> 00:09:41,267 Home. 157 00:09:41,267 --> 00:09:43,627 We have work to do. 158 00:09:49,587 --> 00:09:52,467 Oh, wow! So this is school! 159 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:55,147 Yeah, it's a bit like a prison. 160 00:09:55,147 --> 00:09:57,707 Only sometimes people escape from prison. 161 00:09:57,707 --> 00:09:59,387 Hey, cool, look at this! 162 00:09:59,387 --> 00:10:02,107 My own private locker. 163 00:10:02,107 --> 00:10:04,107 Yeah, it's really not that exciting. 164 00:10:04,107 --> 00:10:06,387 It's somewhere you can stash your games kit 165 00:10:06,387 --> 00:10:09,547 - and, in your case, the blood of innocent victims. - Robin! 166 00:10:09,547 --> 00:10:11,227 I'm only having a laugh. 167 00:10:11,227 --> 00:10:13,907 Please just keep your mouth shut, all right? 168 00:10:13,907 --> 00:10:18,467 You're the only one who knows we're vampires and I'd like it to stay that way. 169 00:10:18,467 --> 00:10:20,027 Sure. 170 00:10:20,027 --> 00:10:22,587 Oh, hello, it's Batman and Batman. 171 00:10:22,587 --> 00:10:24,987 Hey, nice badge. 172 00:10:24,987 --> 00:10:28,107 Erm...it's nothing special. It's... 173 00:10:28,107 --> 00:10:31,627 Absolutely nothing to do with vampires! 174 00:10:31,627 --> 00:10:34,787 - Robin. - Ignore him. He thinks he's a vampire. 175 00:10:34,787 --> 00:10:38,027 Robin actually believes that bloodsucking humans exist. 176 00:10:38,027 --> 00:10:40,347 Sad, isn't it? 177 00:10:40,347 --> 00:10:44,667 So, what part of "keep your mouth shut" don't you understand? 178 00:10:46,307 --> 00:10:48,107 Vlad, your locker! 179 00:10:56,787 --> 00:10:59,827 So remember, no more getting distracted, all right? 180 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:03,707 What do you mean, "distracted"? All right, I won't get distracted. 181 00:11:03,707 --> 00:11:08,467 - Dad! - I was just going to tail him, Jonno. See where his lair is. 182 00:11:08,467 --> 00:11:10,267 He's in my class. 183 00:11:10,267 --> 00:11:13,707 - His name's Robin Branagh and he's not a vampire! - How do you know? 184 00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:16,107 Because there's no such things as vamp... 185 00:11:35,747 --> 00:11:37,467 Jonathan... 186 00:11:37,467 --> 00:11:39,427 Jonathan! 187 00:11:39,427 --> 00:11:41,467 Now who's getting distracted, eh? 188 00:11:44,827 --> 00:11:48,067 All right, settle down, please, class. 189 00:11:49,947 --> 00:11:52,147 Settle! 190 00:11:53,467 --> 00:11:56,427 My name is Mr Van Helsing 191 00:11:56,427 --> 00:12:01,027 and I'm here to help you turn wood into could. 192 00:12:01,027 --> 00:12:05,227 Now, apologies if it feels a bit cold in here this morning. 193 00:12:05,227 --> 00:12:08,827 Apparently there's a problem with the heaters. 194 00:12:10,347 --> 00:12:15,027 Either that or there's an undead presence in the room. 195 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:21,787 All right, those who haven't, get their books out, please, 196 00:12:21,787 --> 00:12:23,067 and get into pairs. 197 00:12:27,627 --> 00:12:30,387 And, Branagh, put this rubbish away. 198 00:12:32,507 --> 00:12:34,267 Just put that up there, please. 199 00:12:34,267 --> 00:12:36,027 What are you doing with my brooch? 200 00:12:36,027 --> 00:12:37,787 You left your locker open so I... 201 00:12:37,787 --> 00:12:39,907 Stole it! 202 00:12:39,907 --> 00:12:42,587 No. I was keeping it safe. I was protecting you. 203 00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:44,107 Give it back! 204 00:12:44,107 --> 00:12:47,627 - Vlad, you're making a scene. - Oi, you boys! Stop that! 205 00:12:47,627 --> 00:12:50,867 The rest of you, get on with your work, please. 206 00:12:54,027 --> 00:12:56,147 And whose is this then? 207 00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:03,587 Oh, well, there's a surprise. 208 00:13:03,587 --> 00:13:05,467 See me at lunchtime, Branagh. 209 00:13:05,467 --> 00:13:07,747 Alone. 210 00:13:11,907 --> 00:13:16,747 I, the Prince of Darkness and the scourge of all men, 211 00:13:16,747 --> 00:13:19,827 hereby declare a feud against... 212 00:13:23,907 --> 00:13:26,747 ..the Branaghs. 213 00:13:28,267 --> 00:13:31,507 I promise to destroy and utterly crush you 214 00:13:31,507 --> 00:13:34,987 in the most gruesome and unspeakably evil ways possible. 215 00:13:34,987 --> 00:13:36,987 Yours sincerely, 216 00:13:36,987 --> 00:13:39,067 Count Dracula. 217 00:13:39,067 --> 00:13:43,707 Hmm, you don't think it lacks the personal touch? 218 00:13:43,707 --> 00:13:45,227 Good point. 219 00:13:49,987 --> 00:13:55,827 PS, I shall drain all the fat 220 00:13:55,827 --> 00:13:59,147 from your cows. 221 00:13:59,187 --> 00:14:01,707 So eloquent, Master. 222 00:14:01,707 --> 00:14:04,307 I shall deliver it myself. 223 00:14:10,227 --> 00:14:11,947 Stop! 224 00:14:11,947 --> 00:14:15,227 What are you doing, you cretin? 225 00:14:15,227 --> 00:14:17,587 Now deliver it! 226 00:14:19,587 --> 00:14:21,987 Master, 'tis done. 227 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,147 Do you want me to get that? 228 00:14:29,147 --> 00:14:30,667 No, don't worry, I've got it. 229 00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:44,307 "Destroy...crush... 230 00:14:44,307 --> 00:14:47,987 "gruesome...drain..." 231 00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:52,147 Oh, it's from Mr Count up the hill. You know I said I'd noticed a bit of a smell. 232 00:14:52,147 --> 00:14:56,747 - Oh, please don't make me go up there again. - I know his ways are a little eccentric... 233 00:14:56,747 --> 00:14:59,147 "Eccentric"?! He's a total nutter! 234 00:14:59,147 --> 00:15:01,787 Just because their ways are a little bit different 235 00:15:01,787 --> 00:15:05,307 doesn't mean we shouldn't try and make them feel welcome. 236 00:15:06,747 --> 00:15:09,947 OK, I'll get my things. 237 00:15:14,267 --> 00:15:17,107 Unbelievable. 238 00:15:17,107 --> 00:15:19,227 Here in Stokely. 239 00:15:19,227 --> 00:15:22,667 The Dracula family coat of arms. 240 00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:24,307 DOOR OPENS 241 00:15:27,307 --> 00:15:29,147 You wanted to see me. 242 00:15:29,147 --> 00:15:31,547 Ah, Branagh, come in. 243 00:15:31,547 --> 00:15:34,067 I've just been admiring this brooch of yours. 244 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,707 I brought it in for a history project. 245 00:15:36,707 --> 00:15:40,347 Dad made me promise to bring it straight back - family heirloom. 246 00:15:40,347 --> 00:15:42,707 Your dad? 247 00:15:42,707 --> 00:15:46,227 And where might your dad be now then, Branagh? 248 00:15:46,227 --> 00:15:49,827 He's probably having a bite to eat back at the house but... 249 00:15:49,827 --> 00:15:52,627 A bite to eat, is it?! I know what your father does. 250 00:15:52,627 --> 00:15:56,907 Feeding on the innocent, bleeding them dry! 251 00:15:56,907 --> 00:15:59,627 He's a plumber, yeah, if that's what you mean. 252 00:15:59,627 --> 00:16:01,147 Oh, a plumber? 253 00:16:01,147 --> 00:16:02,707 I see. 254 00:16:02,707 --> 00:16:06,267 Well, perhaps he'd like to come and have a look at these heaters. 255 00:16:06,267 --> 00:16:08,627 I'm sure he would, I'll give you his number. 256 00:16:11,467 --> 00:16:13,787 Right. 257 00:16:16,067 --> 00:16:17,507 Thank you. 258 00:16:17,507 --> 00:16:20,387 So can I have my brooch back, please? 259 00:16:20,387 --> 00:16:22,507 No. 260 00:16:23,587 --> 00:16:25,587 I'll give it to your father later. 261 00:16:31,507 --> 00:16:35,107 - Hi, I'm Jonath... - Sorry, A-list only. 262 00:16:37,307 --> 00:16:40,347 Yeah. Back off please, folks! 263 00:16:43,027 --> 00:16:46,427 Nice. Thanks, Renfield. 264 00:16:46,427 --> 00:16:49,027 Urgh, spinach. 265 00:16:49,027 --> 00:16:50,907 Where's the brooch? 266 00:16:50,907 --> 00:16:53,907 Sorry. Can't you just tell your dad you lost it? 267 00:16:53,907 --> 00:16:56,107 Oh, yeah, if I want him to kill me. 268 00:16:56,107 --> 00:16:58,947 Well, that's all right, you're dead already. 269 00:16:58,947 --> 00:17:00,267 Who's dead already? 270 00:17:00,267 --> 00:17:04,027 Oh, I get it, he's a vampire as well, right? 271 00:17:04,027 --> 00:17:06,027 - Chloe! Sssh! - Oops, sorry! 272 00:17:06,027 --> 00:17:10,187 Mustn't say it too loudly. Don't want to scare the whole school. Vampire! 273 00:17:10,187 --> 00:17:12,467 - Ingrid, it's all right. - Ow! 274 00:17:14,547 --> 00:17:16,787 You little runt! 275 00:17:16,787 --> 00:17:19,027 You've got some nerve! 276 00:17:19,027 --> 00:17:21,107 We bite you, not the other way round! 277 00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:22,827 Oh, so you're a vampire as well?! 278 00:17:22,827 --> 00:17:26,747 Well, that explains the hearse, the scary dad, the... 279 00:17:26,747 --> 00:17:31,387 What peasant dares knock at my palace of doom? 280 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,827 Aaaaaaaah! 281 00:17:40,027 --> 00:17:43,067 It's all right, don't panic. 282 00:17:44,227 --> 00:17:46,187 She just found a cockroach. 283 00:17:46,187 --> 00:17:48,227 THEY SCREAM 284 00:17:51,747 --> 00:17:54,187 Chloe, please, I'm not going to hurt you! 285 00:17:54,187 --> 00:17:56,107 Get back or I'll knock, you freak! 286 00:17:56,107 --> 00:17:59,267 I'm not a freak! Look, you've got to trust me. 287 00:17:59,267 --> 00:18:02,667 I'm just a normal kid like you or Robin. 288 00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:06,987 I mean, I don't get my fangs until I'm 16. Look. 289 00:18:09,427 --> 00:18:12,867 You've, erm, got a bit of spinach... 290 00:18:12,867 --> 00:18:15,187 Oh. Thanks. 291 00:18:17,747 --> 00:18:19,467 Yes? Can I help you? 292 00:18:19,467 --> 00:18:21,307 Erm... 293 00:18:23,267 --> 00:18:25,267 - Nothing, Miss. - Well, move along then. 294 00:18:25,267 --> 00:18:29,307 I've got a cockroach outbreak in the canteen to deal with. 295 00:18:32,307 --> 00:18:33,867 Thanks, Chloe. 296 00:18:33,867 --> 00:18:35,627 Look, I don't understand. 297 00:18:35,627 --> 00:18:38,467 Shouldn't you be in Transylvania? 298 00:18:38,467 --> 00:18:40,947 Close encounter with an angry peasant mob. 299 00:18:40,947 --> 00:18:43,187 We've come here to keep a low profile. 300 00:18:43,187 --> 00:18:45,547 Don't bring your cape into school next time. 301 00:18:45,547 --> 00:18:49,587 There may not be a next time. Dad will never let me come back 302 00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:52,867 now that Van Helsing's confiscated my brooch. 303 00:18:52,867 --> 00:18:56,307 - Well, we'll just have to get it back. - I've already asked - he said no. 304 00:18:56,307 --> 00:18:58,387 Who said anything about asking? 305 00:19:04,187 --> 00:19:10,947 He's here, Master, the Branagh male, armed with a bit of stick and rubber. 306 00:19:10,947 --> 00:19:13,107 Out the way! Out the way! 307 00:19:13,107 --> 00:19:17,947 Huh, well, that shall be no match for the might of Count Dracula. 308 00:19:17,947 --> 00:19:19,947 You said that about the porcupine. 309 00:19:19,947 --> 00:19:22,547 Just let him in, Renfield! 310 00:19:26,867 --> 00:19:29,387 Ah, Branagh! 311 00:19:29,387 --> 00:19:32,067 I take it you received my missive? 312 00:19:32,067 --> 00:19:35,507 Yes, I did, and listen, next time just pick up the phone. 313 00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:39,467 I'll give you my number. 314 00:19:39,467 --> 00:19:42,507 A-ha! Disarmed. 315 00:19:42,507 --> 00:19:44,387 Now I have the power. 316 00:19:46,387 --> 00:19:47,907 Aaarghh! 317 00:19:51,467 --> 00:19:54,907 Right, that'll teach these peasants to mess with Count Dracula. 318 00:19:54,907 --> 00:19:57,347 - < - Ah, there does seem to be a bit of a blockage. 319 00:20:01,347 --> 00:20:03,507 Mr Van Helsing? 320 00:20:10,187 --> 00:20:12,347 VOICE APPROACHES 321 00:20:14,267 --> 00:20:18,427 Maybe this afternoon? Mm-hm, that's right. 322 00:20:21,107 --> 00:20:23,067 Yeah. 323 00:20:23,067 --> 00:20:26,347 So I'll see you in the woodwork room this afternoon then, bye. 324 00:20:30,467 --> 00:20:31,667 Gotcha! 325 00:20:33,547 --> 00:20:35,907 We've done it, Jonno. 326 00:20:35,907 --> 00:20:37,987 The bloodsucker will be here at 4pm. 327 00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:40,587 Dad, you promised you weren't going after him. 328 00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:43,067 I never said nothing about his father. Now... 329 00:20:47,307 --> 00:20:49,587 Stake, 330 00:20:49,587 --> 00:20:51,787 mallet, 331 00:20:51,787 --> 00:20:53,987 garlic, 332 00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:55,547 rope. 333 00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:58,867 All right, let's imagine his father really is a vampire. 334 00:20:58,867 --> 00:21:01,267 Maybe we should, I dunno, call the police? 335 00:21:01,267 --> 00:21:04,987 What, and let them take all the glory? No way! This is our time, son. 336 00:21:04,987 --> 00:21:07,187 This is our destiny. 337 00:21:07,187 --> 00:21:10,867 We are the Van Helsings - vampire slayers! 338 00:21:22,707 --> 00:21:24,747 THUD! 339 00:21:25,947 --> 00:21:28,387 Your husband? 340 00:21:28,387 --> 00:21:31,427 No, we haven't seen him at all. 341 00:21:31,427 --> 00:21:34,867 Well, I think I found the cause of the blockage! 342 00:21:34,867 --> 00:21:37,107 Oh, Gertrude! 343 00:21:37,107 --> 00:21:39,147 You! Get back in the slime pit! 344 00:21:39,147 --> 00:21:43,347 - I've just done you a favour! - We're supposed to be having a feud! 345 00:21:43,347 --> 00:21:46,587 Sorry, have we done something to offend you, Mr Count? 346 00:21:46,587 --> 00:21:50,187 What, apart from denouncing me to the school? 347 00:21:50,187 --> 00:21:54,267 - Are you saying someone reported you to the school? - Yes, you. 348 00:21:54,267 --> 00:21:56,747 It was most certainly not me! 349 00:21:58,267 --> 00:22:02,587 Oh. So I don't get to slaughter your livestock? 350 00:22:02,587 --> 00:22:06,307 OK, well we'd love to stay and chat but I've got another appointment. 351 00:22:06,307 --> 00:22:10,227 - So must dash. - Yes, well, why don't we leave you the tray? 352 00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:14,587 I reckon you'll like that, it's fruit-cake. 353 00:22:16,907 --> 00:22:18,947 SCHOOL BELL RINGS 354 00:22:18,947 --> 00:22:22,067 Vlad! I've been looking for you everywhere. 355 00:22:22,067 --> 00:22:24,387 - We've got to get to the woodwork room! - Why? 356 00:22:24,387 --> 00:22:27,547 - Because Mr Van Helsing's a vampire s... - Hi, guys. - Hi, Dad. 357 00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:29,307 Just sorting out some heaters. 358 00:22:30,987 --> 00:22:33,067 Mr Van Helsing's a vampire? 359 00:22:33,067 --> 00:22:37,347 Slayer! He's meeting your dad in the woodwork room in exactly two minutes. 360 00:22:37,347 --> 00:22:40,507 Nice one, Chloe, you almost had me there! 361 00:22:40,507 --> 00:22:43,107 Vlad's dad can't come out in the daylight. 362 00:22:43,107 --> 00:22:49,067 But Van Helsing is definitely meeting someone who he thinks is a vampire. 363 00:22:49,067 --> 00:22:50,867 Dad! 364 00:22:55,267 --> 00:22:56,947 Walk, don't run! 365 00:22:57,027 --> 00:22:58,827 I said walk! 366 00:22:58,827 --> 00:23:00,187 Right! 367 00:23:02,107 --> 00:23:03,667 Stop! 368 00:23:07,307 --> 00:23:11,267 OK, ETA the vampire, 369 00:23:11,267 --> 00:23:12,787 minus one minute. 370 00:23:15,547 --> 00:23:18,267 There's no such things as vampires! 371 00:23:18,267 --> 00:23:21,467 Yes, there is and I can prove it. 372 00:23:22,987 --> 00:23:24,547 Look. 373 00:23:25,907 --> 00:23:28,587 The Dracula family coat of arms. 374 00:23:31,147 --> 00:23:33,707 So that's your proof? 375 00:23:33,707 --> 00:23:39,387 It's proof that the devious bloodsucker must have snuck into the school and swapped it! 376 00:23:41,747 --> 00:23:44,307 He's coming. 377 00:23:44,307 --> 00:23:45,587 Into position. 378 00:23:53,387 --> 00:23:55,907 Stop! That's an order! 379 00:23:55,907 --> 00:23:59,147 - Dad! Don't open the door! - Chloe? 380 00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:00,747 Freeze! 381 00:24:00,747 --> 00:24:02,547 The lot of you! 382 00:24:02,547 --> 00:24:05,187 I'm just here to look at some heaters. 383 00:24:05,187 --> 00:24:06,787 Ah yes, Mr Branagh. 384 00:24:06,787 --> 00:24:08,987 They're through here. 385 00:24:10,387 --> 00:24:13,707 - No! - Waaargh! 386 00:24:17,587 --> 00:24:21,707 Ah, headmistress, just the person! 387 00:24:21,707 --> 00:24:26,627 So what do you think of our new...burglar alarm then, eh? 388 00:24:26,627 --> 00:24:29,987 Let me out of here! 389 00:24:35,627 --> 00:24:37,867 Mr Van Helsing! 390 00:24:37,867 --> 00:24:40,947 My office, now! 391 00:24:40,947 --> 00:24:42,747 Both of you! 392 00:24:46,627 --> 00:24:48,547 I'd better get on with the heating. 393 00:24:48,547 --> 00:24:51,787 Why don't the two of you bring Vlad back to the castle? 394 00:24:51,787 --> 00:24:53,867 Castle? 395 00:24:54,907 --> 00:24:56,747 This boy lives in a castle? 396 00:24:56,747 --> 00:24:59,107 He's just moved here from Transylvania. 397 00:25:02,267 --> 00:25:03,827 Let's go! 398 00:25:11,147 --> 00:25:14,187 Transylvania, eh? 399 00:25:14,187 --> 00:25:17,907 I look forward to meeting your father, Vlad. 400 00:25:17,907 --> 00:25:21,347 - What do you mean we're going home?! - It's the neighbours, Ingrid, 401 00:25:21,347 --> 00:25:25,507 they're driving us out with their good turns and nauseating favours. 402 00:25:25,507 --> 00:25:28,147 But do you realise how popular I am at that school?! 403 00:25:28,147 --> 00:25:31,467 For the first time in my life, I actually exist! 404 00:25:31,467 --> 00:25:33,867 Don't you care about my feelings at all? 405 00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:35,867 Oh, Ingrid, silly, of course I don't! 406 00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:38,227 Now pack your bags, we're leaving at sunset! 407 00:25:38,227 --> 00:25:42,907 - This is because Vlad told his little friends about us, isn't it? - What?! 408 00:25:42,907 --> 00:25:46,347 I really don't think you should have said that, Miss Ingrid. 409 00:25:47,947 --> 00:25:51,427 So you promise that you won't tell anyone... 410 00:25:51,427 --> 00:25:53,547 else that I'm a vampire. 411 00:25:53,547 --> 00:25:55,947 Cross my heart and hope to die. 412 00:25:55,947 --> 00:25:57,787 Which is sooner than you think. 413 00:25:59,347 --> 00:26:01,387 THEY SCREAM 414 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:05,947 - Now, which of you shall I start with first? - Dad! Stop! 415 00:26:05,947 --> 00:26:07,387 They know we're vampires! 416 00:26:07,387 --> 00:26:09,107 They must be destroyed! 417 00:26:09,107 --> 00:26:12,427 We've discussed this. Friends are not food! 418 00:26:12,427 --> 00:26:14,227 These are no friends! 419 00:26:14,227 --> 00:26:17,067 It was probably them who denounced me to the school! 420 00:26:17,067 --> 00:26:20,667 - No, it wasn't, Dad! - Well, who could have done it then? 421 00:26:22,267 --> 00:26:24,187 Me. 422 00:26:27,547 --> 00:26:29,547 You? 423 00:26:33,427 --> 00:26:37,467 You double-crossed your own father? 424 00:26:39,227 --> 00:26:41,787 You clever little fox! 425 00:26:42,747 --> 00:26:45,027 What, is that it? 426 00:26:46,707 --> 00:26:48,387 He betrayed you! 427 00:26:48,387 --> 00:26:50,627 Mmm. Admirable cunning. 428 00:26:50,627 --> 00:26:52,267 A true vampire, eh? 429 00:26:52,267 --> 00:26:55,267 You know this town seems to bring out the best in you, son. 430 00:26:55,267 --> 00:26:58,787 So we're staying? Oh, excellent! 431 00:26:58,787 --> 00:27:02,587 - Yes! - Well, there's no need to leave just yet, I suppose. 432 00:27:02,587 --> 00:27:05,987 I mean, the locals may be annoyingly pleasant, 433 00:27:05,987 --> 00:27:08,027 but at least they're not... 434 00:27:08,027 --> 00:27:10,747 Well, I don't know... 435 00:27:10,747 --> 00:27:12,267 vampire slayers. 436 00:27:20,267 --> 00:27:23,307 Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd 2006 437 00:27:23,307 --> 00:27:25,347 Email subtitling@bbc.co.uk 438 00:27:25,397 --> 00:27:29,947 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32412

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