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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,547 --> 00:00:11,347 All my life I've wanted to fit in, to be ordinary. 2 00:00:11,347 --> 00:00:15,627 So I thought moving to a new town would be my chance. 3 00:00:15,627 --> 00:00:19,867 My chance to be normal. But I was forgetting one little thing... 4 00:00:25,267 --> 00:00:26,907 I'm a vampire. 5 00:00:42,067 --> 00:00:45,387 I'm sure we should have taken a left back there. 6 00:00:45,387 --> 00:00:50,107 stop breathing in my face. You can't have brushed your teeth for weeks. 7 00:00:50,107 --> 00:00:52,627 Am I the only one gagging here? 8 00:00:52,627 --> 00:00:56,107 I can't believe we have to speak this stupid language. 9 00:00:56,107 --> 00:01:00,227 - We've got to keep a low profile. - Why did we have to move anyway? 10 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:02,907 Please be quiet, I'm trying to read the map. 11 00:01:02,907 --> 00:01:06,987 Don't tell me to be quiet, insect-biter! 12 00:01:06,987 --> 00:01:10,907 - Right! That is it! - Oh! 13 00:01:10,907 --> 00:01:14,867 - Don't you touch me, you fungus! - Brat! - Creep! 14 00:01:14,867 --> 00:01:17,147 - Pus-face! - Turn right! 15 00:01:17,147 --> 00:01:20,587 - Corn-chewer! - Cretin! - Freak! 16 00:01:21,827 --> 00:01:25,147 - Fart breath! - Spider licker! - Scab picker! 17 00:01:25,147 --> 00:01:27,267 - Snot eater! - Renfield! 18 00:01:36,107 --> 00:01:40,547 What exactly is going on? 19 00:01:40,547 --> 00:01:43,547 Sorry for disturbing you, Master. 20 00:01:43,547 --> 00:01:48,587 - Silence! - Ingrid wants Renfield to turn the hearse around and go back to Transylvania. 21 00:01:48,587 --> 00:01:54,147 Oh, you do? And what about the angry, torch-wielding Transylvanian peasant mob? 22 00:01:54,147 --> 00:01:57,347 Would you like to go back to them too? 23 00:01:57,347 --> 00:02:00,707 FIERCE SHOUTING 24 00:02:01,987 --> 00:02:07,907 Yeah, well, better going back to face them than living in this dump. I mean, look at it! 25 00:02:07,907 --> 00:02:12,347 - It's so...normal. - Normal. 26 00:02:12,347 --> 00:02:14,627 That's just what I was thinking. 27 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:23,627 Robin! 28 00:02:23,627 --> 00:02:26,787 Robin! 29 00:02:26,787 --> 00:02:30,587 - Robin! - Face it, Mam, you did a good job with me and Paul. 30 00:02:30,587 --> 00:02:34,987 - And me. - Three out of four ain't bad. - It's unfortunate that you also had a goth-child. 31 00:02:34,987 --> 00:02:39,387 - He hasn't come out of his room all morning. - And that's a bad thing? 32 00:02:39,387 --> 00:02:42,787 If he doesn't come out, no-one's going camping. 33 00:02:42,787 --> 00:02:44,827 Oi! Nut-job, open up! 34 00:02:44,827 --> 00:02:46,907 Oi! Hurry up! 35 00:03:01,707 --> 00:03:08,107 - Can I proceed now, Master? - Yes, yes! - Good. It smells like a zombie's armpit in here. 36 00:03:09,627 --> 00:03:13,107 I thought so - it's Vlad's stupid stuffed dog! 37 00:03:13,107 --> 00:03:15,427 Oi! He's not a dog, he's a wolf. 38 00:03:15,427 --> 00:03:17,507 And he doesn't smell. 39 00:03:17,507 --> 00:03:20,547 Well, actually, Master Vlad, I do smell a bit. 40 00:03:20,547 --> 00:03:25,227 My sawdust seems to have got a little damp in transit. 41 00:03:25,227 --> 00:03:27,627 Renfield, drive. 42 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,987 What...is that? 43 00:03:57,467 --> 00:03:59,707 Home sweet home. 44 00:04:03,627 --> 00:04:05,947 Maybe Dad should go on a diet. 45 00:04:05,947 --> 00:04:07,787 I heard that. 46 00:04:14,787 --> 00:04:18,267 Well, here we are. At last. Hmm. 47 00:04:18,267 --> 00:04:21,187 It's not exactly what I was expecting. 48 00:04:21,187 --> 00:04:24,947 Where are the cobwebs? The damp? The rotting corpses? 49 00:04:24,947 --> 00:04:27,747 Look, Dad, you just said find a castle. 50 00:04:27,747 --> 00:04:30,547 It was the best I could find at short notice. 51 00:04:38,827 --> 00:04:43,307 Well, suppose I might feel better when I've had someone to eat. 52 00:04:47,067 --> 00:04:49,747 Right, I'll get my things. 53 00:04:49,747 --> 00:04:53,467 - Bagsie the tower room. - I'm the eldest. I'm having that one. 54 00:04:53,467 --> 00:04:57,547 - But I called it. - When? - In the hearse. 55 00:04:57,547 --> 00:05:02,747 Well...I called it before you were born. So...kiss my cape. 56 00:05:02,747 --> 00:05:06,627 Please, this is very simple. 57 00:05:06,627 --> 00:05:09,027 Vladimir will have the room. 58 00:05:09,027 --> 00:05:12,827 Brilliant. Oh, Ingrid, I do believe you were about to chew on that. 59 00:05:12,827 --> 00:05:17,107 - This is because he's your favourite, isn't it? - Yes, that's right. 60 00:05:17,107 --> 00:05:19,067 I hate you more than garlic. 61 00:05:23,227 --> 00:05:26,587 She is so much like her mother. 62 00:05:26,587 --> 00:05:29,347 Ugh! In the attic. 63 00:05:29,347 --> 00:05:33,747 - Yes, Master. - Behind some boxes. - Yes, Master. 64 00:05:33,747 --> 00:05:35,307 Thanks, Dad. 65 00:05:35,307 --> 00:05:38,427 Oh, Vladimir, there's no need to thank me. 66 00:05:38,427 --> 00:05:41,787 You are the son and heir of the Dracula family. 67 00:05:41,787 --> 00:05:44,587 It's only right you should have the best room. 68 00:05:44,587 --> 00:05:48,987 Actually, I only wanted the tower room cos I thought I might get a TV, 69 00:05:48,987 --> 00:05:52,347 - and the reception's better up there. - Grrr-rrr! 70 00:06:02,187 --> 00:06:04,547 Time to meet the neighbours. 71 00:06:08,947 --> 00:06:11,147 Not juicy enough. Go away. 72 00:06:17,067 --> 00:06:19,707 "A TV? A TV? 73 00:06:19,707 --> 00:06:23,787 "If you want to see moving pictures, Vladimir, run around the portrait gallery!" 74 00:06:23,787 --> 00:06:28,507 - Does he think he's living in the 19th century? - Of course not, Master. 75 00:06:28,507 --> 00:06:31,387 The Count thinks he's living in the 17th century. 76 00:06:31,387 --> 00:06:34,587 He's a few hundred years behind everyone else. 77 00:06:34,587 --> 00:06:39,547 - I hate being a vampire. It sucks! - Isn't that rather the point? 78 00:06:39,547 --> 00:06:42,947 I just hoped this move would be a new start for us. 79 00:06:42,947 --> 00:06:44,987 A chance to be a bit less... 80 00:06:44,987 --> 00:06:49,267 - Vampiric? - Exactly. Come on, take a look at this. 81 00:06:53,147 --> 00:06:54,307 See? 82 00:06:54,307 --> 00:07:01,307 Semi-detached houses, street lights, a newsagent, a golf course. 83 00:07:01,307 --> 00:07:03,107 It's all so normal. 84 00:07:03,107 --> 00:07:06,947 Right, new life, new neighbourhood... 85 00:07:06,947 --> 00:07:08,747 Time to check 'em both out. 86 00:07:08,747 --> 00:07:12,987 But your father has forbidden us from leaving the castle. 87 00:07:12,987 --> 00:07:15,347 We need to keep a low profile. 88 00:07:15,347 --> 00:07:21,027 Zoltan, I'm a pre-teen vampire. That means I've got the reflexes of a night hunter, 89 00:07:21,027 --> 00:07:25,547 combined with an incredible ability to sneak out behind my parents' back. 90 00:07:35,667 --> 00:07:41,587 - Ingrid! How's the grand sulk going? - I've decided I'm going to go and live with Mum. 91 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:47,787 Ingrid, your mother's dead. 92 00:07:49,307 --> 00:07:53,867 - YOU'RE dead. We're all dead. - You still can't go and live with her. 93 00:07:53,867 --> 00:07:58,907 - You're just mad because she left you for a werewolf. - She did not leave me for a werewolf. 94 00:07:58,907 --> 00:08:03,947 - We mutually agreed to separate. - After she met a werewolf. - Vladimir keeps the room. 95 00:08:03,947 --> 00:08:07,187 - It's his birthright. - And what's MY birthright? 96 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:13,547 I don't know. Cleaning my capes? Housework. Something like that. I haven't given it much thought. 97 00:08:13,547 --> 00:08:17,027 I hope you get some painful splinters from your coffin. 98 00:08:20,387 --> 00:08:23,987 Renfield, my stomach tells me it's lunchtime. 99 00:08:23,987 --> 00:08:26,027 Time to sample a local peasant. 100 00:08:26,027 --> 00:08:29,787 Now, Master, promise you won't be angry. 101 00:08:29,787 --> 00:08:31,787 No. I like being angry. 102 00:08:31,787 --> 00:08:36,707 - Promise you won't hurt me. - Again, not a commitment I feel I can make. 103 00:08:36,707 --> 00:08:41,627 We, um...we may have a food problem. 104 00:08:43,147 --> 00:08:48,427 - What sort of problem? - A sort of "we don't have any" problem. 105 00:08:49,387 --> 00:08:51,787 WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! 106 00:08:51,787 --> 00:08:56,147 I thought you wanted to keep a low profile, so I turned a peasant away. 107 00:08:56,147 --> 00:08:59,667 And what with the driving, map-reading and cobweb hanging, 108 00:08:59,667 --> 00:09:02,747 I didn't have time to stock up with any fresh blood. 109 00:09:02,747 --> 00:09:05,467 Two weeks from Transylvania, 110 00:09:05,467 --> 00:09:10,267 and all I've had to eat is some black pudding in a motorway services! 111 00:09:10,267 --> 00:09:15,347 It's not good enough! I need a juicy peasant or at the very least, a steak. 112 00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:18,427 Mmmmm...extremely rare. 113 00:09:18,427 --> 00:09:21,507 Don't worry, Master, I'll think of something. 114 00:09:29,227 --> 00:09:32,787 - Going somewhere? - Yeah, just popping out. 115 00:09:34,587 --> 00:09:38,547 Ow, ow, ow! You're not going anywhere, young vampire. 116 00:09:38,547 --> 00:09:40,787 - Go to your room! - But, Dad... 117 00:09:45,587 --> 00:09:48,547 You know which room's yours, don't you? 118 00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:52,027 - It's the one that should be mine! - I'm coming, Master! 119 00:09:55,787 --> 00:09:58,827 I hate...sunlight. 120 00:10:00,827 --> 00:10:03,947 We're all going on a camping holiday 121 00:10:03,947 --> 00:10:06,787 Just some tent pegs and a rope or two... 122 00:10:06,787 --> 00:10:09,787 Dad, you're making strange noises again. 123 00:10:09,787 --> 00:10:14,987 It's called singing. People do it when they're in a good mood. Oh, sorry. "Good mood" - 124 00:10:14,987 --> 00:10:20,107 - I hope I'm not confusing you with my complicated technical jargon. - Ha-ha(!) 125 00:10:20,107 --> 00:10:22,267 We're out of Kendal Mint Cake. 126 00:10:22,267 --> 00:10:27,587 What?! We can't have a Branagh family camping expedition without Kendal Mint Cake. 127 00:10:28,827 --> 00:10:31,427 This is a disaster! Elizabeth! 128 00:10:38,627 --> 00:10:41,507 I wish they'd do this stuff in black. 129 00:10:41,507 --> 00:10:43,147 GLUG! 130 00:10:43,147 --> 00:10:45,627 I'm disappointed in you, son. 131 00:10:45,627 --> 00:10:49,387 Where's this bad attitude coming from, hmm? 132 00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:54,587 - The cheeriness, the optimism... the love of the outdoors. - Dad... 133 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:57,427 And the clothes you wear! Why? 134 00:10:57,427 --> 00:10:59,267 Why the bright colours? 135 00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:05,147 - They make my eyes hurt. - It's what kids wear. - Well, not MY kids. 136 00:11:05,147 --> 00:11:07,587 Vladdy, come stand here. 137 00:11:24,347 --> 00:11:26,307 This is what we are, son. 138 00:11:26,307 --> 00:11:28,307 We're vampires. What are we? 139 00:11:28,307 --> 00:11:31,747 - Vampires. - There's no escaping that. 140 00:11:31,747 --> 00:11:35,067 In a few years, you'll come into your full powers 141 00:11:35,067 --> 00:11:39,027 and your reflection, like mine, will disappear. 142 00:11:39,027 --> 00:11:44,987 Now, I am going to sort out the food situation. 143 00:11:44,987 --> 00:11:49,427 Can't we have something normal? Like a hamburger. 144 00:11:49,427 --> 00:11:51,827 - A person from Hamburg? - No! 145 00:11:51,827 --> 00:11:53,987 Vampires. 146 00:11:53,987 --> 00:11:55,507 You can't escape it. 147 00:11:57,507 --> 00:11:59,587 It's your destiny. 148 00:12:30,267 --> 00:12:31,747 Oh, great(!) 149 00:12:45,147 --> 00:12:47,227 Cool. 150 00:12:47,227 --> 00:12:51,067 OK, no cape. This is serious. 151 00:12:51,067 --> 00:12:54,867 If I wasn't already undead, I'd be...dead. 152 00:12:55,867 --> 00:12:57,147 THUD! 153 00:12:57,147 --> 00:13:00,147 - Look, Master Vlad! - Shh! 154 00:13:03,907 --> 00:13:08,347 - Someone's moved into the castle. - You'd have to be weird to want to live there. 155 00:13:08,347 --> 00:13:13,307 - We can't find Robin. - Where could the weirdo have got to? 156 00:13:14,387 --> 00:13:16,907 OK, I'll go and get him. 157 00:13:25,987 --> 00:13:27,667 AARGH! 158 00:13:27,667 --> 00:13:32,427 - Got you. - Thanks. - Who are you? 159 00:13:44,707 --> 00:13:46,267 You rang? 160 00:13:51,427 --> 00:13:55,107 - Sorry to bother you... - Have you come to donate blood? - What? 161 00:13:55,107 --> 00:13:58,187 - Have you come to donate blood? - No. - It's for a good cause. 162 00:13:58,187 --> 00:14:03,107 - What cause? - Lunch. - No. I'm here because... Did you just say lunch? 163 00:14:03,107 --> 00:14:05,507 - I've got a...cough. - Who is it? 164 00:14:05,507 --> 00:14:08,747 - Some local peasant, Master. - I beg your pardon? 165 00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:13,267 Well done, Renfield. 166 00:14:15,267 --> 00:14:17,387 So nice to see you, peasant. 167 00:14:17,387 --> 00:14:19,067 Do come in. 168 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:22,347 OK. But first, I'm not a peasant 169 00:14:22,347 --> 00:14:26,627 - and...can you stop staring at me like that? - Like what? 170 00:14:26,627 --> 00:14:31,227 - Are you sure you haven't come to donate blood? - Yes. 171 00:14:31,227 --> 00:14:36,027 Oh, just flirting with us, were you? Well, sling your hook. 172 00:14:37,707 --> 00:14:41,427 Sling your hook?! That was a ten-pint delivery. 173 00:14:41,427 --> 00:14:44,027 But he said he didn't want to give blood! 174 00:14:45,827 --> 00:14:48,427 They never WANT to give blood. 175 00:14:48,427 --> 00:14:51,467 That's why I've got these! 176 00:14:51,467 --> 00:14:53,307 This is like a horror film. 177 00:14:53,307 --> 00:14:57,027 You know, one by one, up to the castle. Never to return. 178 00:14:57,027 --> 00:15:00,227 Though he IS going to return. Isn't he? 179 00:15:00,227 --> 00:15:04,267 He's probably talking about the plumbing, you know what he's like. 180 00:15:04,267 --> 00:15:07,547 Maybe someone should go up and get him. 181 00:15:10,987 --> 00:15:14,147 She can't go by herself. 182 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,347 Right. 183 00:15:16,347 --> 00:15:18,587 Oh, you mean us? 184 00:15:18,587 --> 00:15:20,107 Come on, Paul. 185 00:15:23,587 --> 00:15:27,427 - Shall I bite him, Master? - Not yet. 186 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:31,507 - SNIFFS LOUDLY - Right, Vlad, you rancid little worm. 187 00:15:31,507 --> 00:15:33,827 Quick! Hide! Hide! 188 00:15:35,347 --> 00:15:38,467 Ah, here you are - in my room. 189 00:15:38,467 --> 00:15:40,587 It's not your room. 190 00:15:40,587 --> 00:15:42,467 What's that smell? 191 00:15:42,467 --> 00:15:46,627 Smell? What smell? ..Can you smell a smell, Zoltan? 192 00:15:46,627 --> 00:15:51,427 No, Master Vlad, only your sister's cheap perfume. 193 00:15:51,427 --> 00:15:54,107 Shut it, four-wheels. 194 00:15:54,107 --> 00:15:56,467 I can smell something different. 195 00:15:56,467 --> 00:15:59,027 Something rather "eurgh"! 196 00:15:59,027 --> 00:16:01,147 - A-ha! - No! 197 00:16:01,147 --> 00:16:03,267 I can't wait to tell Dad about this. 198 00:16:03,267 --> 00:16:07,427 I can explain. Climbed in through the window. Nothing to do with me. 199 00:16:07,427 --> 00:16:11,547 A massive pile of dirty laundry climbed in through the window? 200 00:16:14,467 --> 00:16:16,107 What?! 201 00:16:16,107 --> 00:16:19,307 - Where did he go? - Who, the Dirty Sock Fairy? 202 00:16:19,307 --> 00:16:22,707 - Er...yes. - You're such a loser. 203 00:16:28,027 --> 00:16:31,347 Zoltan, did you see where that boy went? 204 00:16:31,347 --> 00:16:35,707 No, I was distracted by the sawdust running down my left side. 205 00:16:35,707 --> 00:16:39,027 We'd better find him. Before Dad does. 206 00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:44,867 Please, Master, take it out. 207 00:16:44,867 --> 00:16:49,187 No. It's important that you know WHY you're being punished. 208 00:16:49,187 --> 00:16:54,147 - Is it because I smell? - No. Well, you do, but that's not the reason. 209 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:58,147 - Is it because I picked my nose and ate it? - No... 210 00:16:58,147 --> 00:17:02,067 - After going to the loo without washing my hands? - No. Eurgh! 211 00:17:02,067 --> 00:17:06,987 But no. The reason you're being punished is because I'm HUNGRY! 212 00:17:06,987 --> 00:17:10,947 In fact, I'm starving, and when I'm starving, I get nasty. 213 00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:14,587 - And that's why you put a tarantula down my shirt? - Correct. 214 00:17:14,587 --> 00:17:18,227 And also because I like watching you squirm. 215 00:17:20,347 --> 00:17:24,107 Oh, I think she's just gone down my trousers! 216 00:17:25,707 --> 00:17:27,547 Sssh! Be quiet! 217 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:30,307 I've sensed an intruder. 218 00:17:30,307 --> 00:17:32,987 There is a human in the castle. 219 00:17:32,987 --> 00:17:37,547 - I'm human, Master. - Yes, but a human that doesn't smell of mouse droppings. 220 00:17:39,507 --> 00:17:40,547 Mmm... 221 00:17:43,587 --> 00:17:45,667 I smell young blood. 222 00:17:49,267 --> 00:17:52,707 Right, where are you, hmm? 223 00:18:00,107 --> 00:18:02,307 So close. 224 00:18:07,147 --> 00:18:09,867 So very close. 225 00:18:22,467 --> 00:18:24,387 Come to Daddy. 226 00:18:25,867 --> 00:18:29,587 Daddy, can I have a word? 227 00:18:29,587 --> 00:18:32,227 Not you! I'm trying to find dinner! 228 00:18:32,227 --> 00:18:34,587 Well, it's just... 229 00:18:34,587 --> 00:18:36,907 I think I've got my first fang. 230 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,587 A fang! 231 00:18:38,587 --> 00:18:41,747 Oh, my boy! Let me have a look. 232 00:18:41,747 --> 00:18:44,907 Hmm, I can't see anything. 233 00:18:44,907 --> 00:18:47,907 Never mind, my favourite child. 234 00:18:47,907 --> 00:18:52,387 Nurture HIM, why don't you? You just hate me because I'm a girl. 235 00:18:52,387 --> 00:18:56,507 No, he hates you cos you're really annoying. 236 00:18:56,507 --> 00:18:57,787 Oops. 237 00:18:57,787 --> 00:18:59,707 Right. 238 00:19:00,987 --> 00:19:02,467 SQUELCH! 239 00:19:02,467 --> 00:19:04,427 Oh, Master... 240 00:19:04,427 --> 00:19:06,347 I've sat on your tarantula. 241 00:19:06,347 --> 00:19:09,587 Imelda! No! 242 00:19:09,587 --> 00:19:10,867 (Come on.) 243 00:19:11,867 --> 00:19:13,707 Imelda! 244 00:19:13,707 --> 00:19:17,267 If it's any consolation, Master, she wouldn't have felt a thing. 245 00:19:17,267 --> 00:19:20,427 Except your huge bottom squishing her. 246 00:19:22,867 --> 00:19:25,187 Hello. We haven't been properly introduced. 247 00:19:25,187 --> 00:19:29,467 My name's Vlad. You must be the kid who climbed in, and started wandering around. 248 00:19:29,467 --> 00:19:31,827 Robin. I've brought your cloak back. 249 00:19:31,827 --> 00:19:34,827 Oh. Thanks. 250 00:19:37,627 --> 00:19:43,507 - What are you doing? - Aren't you going to bite me? - Bite you? Why would I want to bite you? 251 00:19:43,507 --> 00:19:45,947 - You can if you want. - No! 252 00:19:45,947 --> 00:19:47,467 Oh. OK. 253 00:19:47,467 --> 00:19:51,827 You're lucky Dad didn't find you. You've got no idea what he's capable of. 254 00:19:51,827 --> 00:19:56,307 - I know exactly what he's capable of! You're vampires! - Don't be ridiculous. 255 00:19:56,307 --> 00:19:57,827 What a silly idea. 256 00:19:57,827 --> 00:20:02,267 - Talking wolf, blood-thirsty dad, first fang... - Oh, bats! 257 00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:05,947 Please don't get an angry mob and drive us out of town. 258 00:20:05,947 --> 00:20:09,827 You're underestimating suburban apathy. Anyway, vampires are awesome. 259 00:20:09,827 --> 00:20:15,067 - Awesome? - I know everything there is to know about them. Or at least I thought I did. 260 00:20:15,067 --> 00:20:16,787 How come you've got a reflection? 261 00:20:16,787 --> 00:20:21,027 Well, we don't come into our full powers until our 16th birthday. 262 00:20:21,027 --> 00:20:27,387 - So I've got a reflection, I can't turn into a bat and I don't bite people. - Really? 263 00:20:27,387 --> 00:20:31,547 I don't get burnt by sunlight or have an adverse reaction to garlic. 264 00:20:31,547 --> 00:20:36,587 - You know, for my first vampire, you're not coming across as very... - Vampiric? 265 00:20:36,587 --> 00:20:41,387 - And for my first normal kid, you're not coming across very... - Normal? 266 00:20:43,547 --> 00:20:46,387 First fang?! You scrawny little scab. 267 00:20:49,347 --> 00:20:54,787 - Talking to yourself, you freak? - My darling sister, how nice of you to rudely walk in without knocking. 268 00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:57,107 Stick a stake in it. 269 00:20:57,907 --> 00:21:00,867 SHE SNIFFS LOUDLY 270 00:21:02,587 --> 00:21:05,027 Ah, yes, my socks... 271 00:21:06,227 --> 00:21:08,547 - How did that get there? - Hello. 272 00:21:08,547 --> 00:21:12,587 What are you playing at? You know we're not supposed to mix with breathers. 273 00:21:12,587 --> 00:21:17,787 - What if he found out that we're...? - Vampires. - Yes! ..Hang on. He knows? 274 00:21:17,787 --> 00:21:22,947 - Yes, and it's fine. He's promised not to tell. - Oh! He's promised(!) 275 00:21:22,947 --> 00:21:26,067 Well, that's fine then. 276 00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:28,307 Listen to me, meat-face. 277 00:21:28,307 --> 00:21:34,947 Swear by all that is morbidly evil not to tell anyone about us, on pain of a long and gruesome death. 278 00:21:34,947 --> 00:21:37,907 - You're very pretty. - Yes, I am. 279 00:21:37,907 --> 00:21:40,147 - Now swear. - I swear. 280 00:21:40,147 --> 00:21:42,427 Good. 281 00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:48,587 Now, let's get you out of here before my father decides to have you for dinner and us for dessert. 282 00:21:48,587 --> 00:21:50,547 Thanks, Ingrid. 283 00:21:50,547 --> 00:21:55,027 You don't think I'm saving this stinking blood bag just to be nice, do you? 284 00:21:55,027 --> 00:22:00,827 Oh, no. You and I are going to have a little conversation about room allocation. 285 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:05,747 OK. Give us our Dad and brother back! 286 00:22:05,747 --> 00:22:10,347 Nah, too confrontational. Have you seen a man in sensible waterproof clothing 287 00:22:10,347 --> 00:22:15,787 - and a weird-looking goth-child? - Look, are you going to knock or not? - Yeah, I'm getting ready to knock... 288 00:22:15,787 --> 00:22:18,427 - You do the talking. - No, you. 289 00:22:19,267 --> 00:22:20,747 Yes? 290 00:22:22,267 --> 00:22:26,587 - Um... - Have you seen anyone wandering around here with a cloak? 291 00:22:26,587 --> 00:22:28,427 Yeah, loads. 292 00:22:28,427 --> 00:22:31,547 But I presume you want this one. 293 00:22:31,547 --> 00:22:35,067 - Now get lost. - You're quite rude, aren't you? 294 00:22:35,067 --> 00:22:37,267 It's my thing - deal with it. 295 00:22:37,267 --> 00:22:42,907 - See you then, Robin. - Yeah. Come to mine if you fancy it. Number 22, down the hill. 296 00:22:42,907 --> 00:22:45,067 Oh, thanks. 297 00:22:45,067 --> 00:22:49,947 And hey, maybe you could do me a favour? Get these things for me? 298 00:22:49,947 --> 00:22:53,467 - Sure. - So will we be seeing you again? 299 00:22:53,467 --> 00:22:55,547 Perhaps. 300 00:22:55,547 --> 00:22:57,867 Catch you later! 301 00:23:04,547 --> 00:23:09,587 I can't believe you were so dumb. Do you have any idea what Dad would have done 302 00:23:09,587 --> 00:23:13,747 - if he'd caught us talking to breathers? - Cut our allowance? - And our throats. 303 00:23:13,747 --> 00:23:17,547 Oh, I think you underestimate me, my darling children. 304 00:23:17,547 --> 00:23:20,827 Split up - then perhaps one of us will live. 305 00:23:22,747 --> 00:23:24,947 Come on, let's find Dad. 306 00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:33,467 Mixing with zombies I could forgive. Understand, even. But breathers? 307 00:23:33,467 --> 00:23:38,947 - Socialising with possible dinner ingredients! - We don't want to be driven out again. 308 00:23:38,947 --> 00:23:43,707 Perhaps we should be blending in more. More blending, less biting. 309 00:23:43,707 --> 00:23:47,347 Then maybe we wouldn't have angry mobs storming the castle. 310 00:23:47,347 --> 00:23:53,547 Ah, now that...that was the result of a small misunderstanding between me and the village elders. 311 00:23:53,547 --> 00:23:57,787 - You drained their blood! - Well, all right, a big misunderstanding. 312 00:23:57,787 --> 00:23:59,627 Here's a radical idea. 313 00:23:59,627 --> 00:24:04,147 - How about actually being friends with our neighbours? - Friends? 314 00:24:04,147 --> 00:24:06,907 With our neighbours? 315 00:24:15,627 --> 00:24:19,747 Right, that's it, definitely no contact. Just go to your rooms! 316 00:24:19,747 --> 00:24:24,347 - Talking of rooms, we're swapping. - Nobody is swapping rooms without my permission. 317 00:24:24,347 --> 00:24:30,587 In fact, from now on, nobody does anything without my permission. Now get out of my sight! 318 00:24:30,587 --> 00:24:32,507 You're a disgrace. 319 00:24:42,507 --> 00:24:47,507 - I think sometimes the boy hates me. - You could always kill him. 320 00:24:49,067 --> 00:24:51,107 Not helpful, Renfield. 321 00:24:52,507 --> 00:24:54,387 KNOCK ON DOOR 322 00:24:55,387 --> 00:24:57,467 I'll go, Master. 323 00:25:08,387 --> 00:25:10,227 No-one there. 324 00:25:10,227 --> 00:25:12,467 But I found this on the doorstep. 325 00:25:12,467 --> 00:25:14,227 It's for Master Vlad. 326 00:25:14,227 --> 00:25:15,987 Well, open it. 327 00:25:18,907 --> 00:25:22,507 It's something called a Juice-A-Tron 3000. 328 00:25:24,187 --> 00:25:25,867 Oh... 329 00:25:25,867 --> 00:25:28,667 And some steaks. 330 00:25:32,467 --> 00:25:35,427 Oh, Vladimir. 331 00:25:37,547 --> 00:25:39,627 KNOCK ON DOOR 332 00:25:41,787 --> 00:25:44,787 Vladimir, I wanted to say thank you. 333 00:25:44,787 --> 00:25:49,627 For the meat. If I had a working heart, it would have been touched. 334 00:25:50,667 --> 00:25:52,467 Vladimir? 335 00:25:53,347 --> 00:25:55,507 Vladimir? 336 00:25:59,667 --> 00:26:01,187 Vladimir! 337 00:26:03,507 --> 00:26:06,387 VLADIMIR! 338 00:26:06,387 --> 00:26:11,747 - 'These bats that live in the wild here. We see them hiding...' - Hey, Robin! 339 00:26:13,667 --> 00:26:17,947 Wow! You flew up to my window. 340 00:26:17,947 --> 00:26:22,067 Erm, no... I climbed up. 341 00:26:22,067 --> 00:26:25,387 Oh. Are you sure you're a vampire and not a burglar? 342 00:26:25,387 --> 00:26:26,907 Yes, Robin. 343 00:26:28,147 --> 00:26:33,947 - So what happened to the camping trip? - Cancelled. My dad keeps falling asleep for some reason. 344 00:26:33,947 --> 00:26:35,627 It'll wear off. 345 00:26:35,627 --> 00:26:37,147 Great. 346 00:26:40,707 --> 00:26:43,227 Well, I'll go and get some drinks. 347 00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:45,787 Cup of blood, little bit of milk. 348 00:26:45,787 --> 00:26:47,307 Joke. 349 00:26:56,907 --> 00:27:00,027 So this is what my room should look like. 350 00:27:00,027 --> 00:27:01,987 TAPPING 351 00:27:08,947 --> 00:27:11,107 Aargh! 352 00:27:11,107 --> 00:27:13,227 You're lucky I don't drop you! 353 00:27:13,227 --> 00:27:16,227 - Dad! - Grrr-rrr! 354 00:27:19,707 --> 00:27:22,227 My neighbour's a vampire. 355 00:27:22,227 --> 00:27:23,747 Excellent! 356 00:27:29,547 --> 00:27:32,067 Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd 2006 357 00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:35,587 E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk 358 00:27:35,637 --> 00:27:40,187 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29080

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