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'See that?
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'That's what's going to kill everyone
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'any second now.
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'It doesn't matter who you are,
who you pray to,
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'black or white,
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'straight or gay,
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'rich or poor.'
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'Yeah, it's Judgment Day.
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'The actual apocalypse.
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'And where am I?
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'In Slough.
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'Or rather, under Slough,
watching it on telly.'
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One minute now.
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One minute. These pictures
coming live to us from Hubble.
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'I know what you're thinking.
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'Cheer up,
you're one of the lucky ones!
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'My question is, am I?
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'I mean, have you seen
who else is in here?
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'Who are these people?'
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'How the hell did this happen?
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'Are we the future of mankind?
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'I mean, seriously?!'
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The human race
united as never before.
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It's time to brace ourselves
to say goodbye.
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Thank you all for watching.
I hope we'll meet again.
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Hey, lovely.
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Message 2,610.
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It's my birthday. Yay!
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Seventh one without you.
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And it's not getting any easier.
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I thought it would,
but nothing changes.
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I still miss you...
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..as much as I did on day one.
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So, usual stuff -
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if you're out there,
give me a sign.
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Anything. Just...
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a little birthday present.
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Blimey, you're up early.
I haven't been to bed yet.
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But good news, I am now officially
a Level 3 Warlock.
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All right!
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Good to hear the career
is going well.
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Aren't you tired of having
exactly the same thing
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cooked for exactly the same
amount of time every morning?
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No. And by the way, it's Tuesday.
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No, don't sigh, just pay the rent.
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'I spend too much of my life
having this conversation.
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'So set up a direct debit.
Yeah, but then I'd be on the grid.
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'What grid?!'
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Let's do a little experiment,
shall we? Let's not.
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What happens if I do this?
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Oh, no, he's out of
his comfort zone.
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Heart pounding, palms clammy.
Embrace it, this is therapy.
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Embrace the chaos.
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Good news,
I'm also timing it on my watch.
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So there!
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Hmm? I... Ah!
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Is this you teaching me
to embrace the chaos?
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You've burnt your mouth, haven't you?
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Seriously, Jamie,
these routines are killing you.
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You need to get some life
back in your life.
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Noob! Noob!
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Be careful where you look, yeah?
Don't look 'em in the eye.
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In here, it's a sign of aggression.
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You're in a world of pain, noob.
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Ignore 'em, just walk.
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Noob! Noob! Noob! Noob!
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Deep breaths.
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Deep breaths.
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Noob! Noob! Noob! Noob!
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Welcome to the neighbourhood, noob.
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She's fine, got dibs on that!
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Going to rope it,
soap it and grope it.
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This is temporary.
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No, no, I mean it. I'm going to
get bailed out any second.
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My lawyer's working on it.
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So you'll come and get me
as soon as it's posted, right?
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I put a mint on your pillow. Enjoy.
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OK.
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OK, don't panic. Don't panic.
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Hey, noob, over here.
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It's OK, don't be scared.
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What's your name, noob?
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Rhonda.
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Rhonda, that's a nice name.
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Fuck you, Rhonda.
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Where's my money?
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See, this ring's for the Latinas.
You pay rent, bitch.
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Hey, why don't you leave her be?
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This don't concern you.
It's between me and the noob.
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I said, leave her alone
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or else you and me is going to have
a little problem, sweetheart.
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Hey, Rhonda, I'm Leanne.
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Girl, I seen you on the TV.
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You are quite the celebrity.
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You OK in there, hon?
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Uh, not really.
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Now, don't you worry about
them girls.
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You're going to be just fine.
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You're with me now and I ain't going
to let nothing bad happen to you.
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Thank you. Well, it is my pleasure,
hon.
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What are friends for?
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Et benedictus fructus ventris tui
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Ave Maria, gratia plena
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Dominus tecum
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Benedicta tu in mulieribus
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Et benedictus fructus ventris tui
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Ah, you must be the new
work experience. Gavin, is it?
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Welcome aboard.
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So, interested in banking, are we?
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Nah, I sent my form back late.
All the good stuff had gone.
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Oh, I see.
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'Well, any questions -
don't be shy. Just ask.
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'So, you're one of
them fat cats then?'
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One of the wankers that screwed us?
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Well, what do you think?
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Nah, you'd be better dressed.
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Good.
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Any other questions?
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Yeah, got a hug for your mum?!
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Oh!
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Mum, this is Gavin.
Gavin, my mum.
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Loser.
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Mum, I can't drink.
I'm at work.
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Nonsense.
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I've got one child and I am going to
help him celebrate his birthday.
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Plus, I just finished being
on nights for a week. So, cheers.
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Christ, I'm losing the will to live.
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Sod it, we're not learning anything.
Let's do this.
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Here you are! Happy birthday,
darling. Thanks, Mum.
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A subscription to
an online dating website.
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Mum, we've been through this!
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You've got to move on, Jamie.
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I don't want to move on.
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You're like that woman in the book.
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You might have to narrow
that down a little bit.
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You know the one, the cobwebby one.
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Spider-Woman?
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No, from the old days.
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Um... Oh...thingy!
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I've actually
got some work to do.
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Havisham.
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Miss Havisham - Great Expectations.
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Jilted at the altar.
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I wasn't jilted at the altar.
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Spent years
moping around the house
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wearing her wedding dress -
frozen in time.
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But you're still young, Jamie.
PHONE RINGS
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Yeah? You've got to stop
acting like
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your best days are behind you. Who?
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It isn't healthy.
Well, what do they want?
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Life throws stuff at you.
I'll be there in a minute.
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Sometimes it's bad
but sometimes it's really good.
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It's been seven years, Jamie.
Time to let go.
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And did you ever stop to think
that maybe I like my rut?
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Maybe I like having a routine?
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I don't want any more surprises
in my life.
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I like knowing exactly
what's going to happen next.
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Shut it, shit mouth.
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Jamie Winton, I'm arresting you
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on 484 separate charges
of bank robbery,
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identity theft
and international cyberterrorism.
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What?! Jamie,
what the hell's going on?
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You don't have to say anything
but it may harm your defence
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if you don't mention when questioned
something which you later rely on in court.
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No, no, no, there's been a mistake.
That's what they all say.
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Oh, this is way cooler
than I thought it was going to be.
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Hurry up, Sister Celine.
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Please don't doddle,
I'm a very busy man.
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Sorry, I have done
the whole touristy bit
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but I have never been
behind the scene before.
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I feel like Dorothy
in The Wizard Of Oz,
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when she looked behind the curtain.
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A somewhat inappropriate analogy.
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There is an actual Devil's Advocate?
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You did read the job description
before applying, didn't you?
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Father Jude will be with you
in due course.
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Take a seat.
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And good luck.
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Is it me or did she just
look me in the eye?
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I just came to say hello,
why you got to be so aggressive?
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I-I-I wasn't, I swear.
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I don't have any money,
I can't pay you.
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No money and an attitude?
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Puts us in an awkward position,
don't it?
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Oh, now see, I thought
I told you to leave her alone.
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These ladies bothering you, hon?
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Oh, Jesus.
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Oh, please don't take
the Lord's name in vain, sweet pea.
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Now, like I said,
Rhonda is with me.
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That true, noob? You klanning up?
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Well, don't be shy now,
Rhonda, I thought we was friends.
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OK, I'm going to say this
real nice and slow,
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because I know that English
ain't your strong point.
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Why don't you,
and the rest of the donkey fuckers,
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go and take a siesta.
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You think that's acceptable, noob?
That kind of racial slurring?
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Ain't no slurring occurring,
just stating facts.
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I'd rather fuck a donkey
than fuck my own brother.
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Oh, now, see, that is racial,
starting in on the inbreeding jibes.
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I mean, how come you ain't
chastising her, huh?
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Oh, what, you on their side now?
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Hey, noob, we don't want you
on our team.
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It ain't like on the outside, hon.
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In here, you're white - end of.
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You ain't with us,
you ain't with no-one.
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Oh, no, time to pick!
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Um...
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McNeil, your lawyer's here.
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Let's go.
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Oh, that's a shame!
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Because it looks like
I'm out of here. But...
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..for the record,
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I would have chosen this for you.
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Oh, but don't worry,
I've got one for you, too. What?!
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Bye!
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What do you know about the group
calling themselves Deus Ex Machina?
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Nothing,
just what's been on the news.
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They're hackers, or anarchists.
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I don't know,
they seem to hate everything.
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And what's your connection to them?
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I don't have one.
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I want you to take a look
at their calling card.
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What does this word mean to you?
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Nothing, it is gibberish.
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And what about if I do...
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this?
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No, still nothing.
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Revelations -
chapter six, verses 1-2.
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"And I saw when the lamb opened
one of the seven seals,
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"and I heard one of
the four living creatures saying,
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"as with the voice of thunder,
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"'Come and behold, a white horse.'"
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And how is this relevant
to my client?
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No-one knows the real identity
of the leader of Deus Ex,
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but online, he goes by
the username TheWhiteHorse.
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Would you like
to see a photo of him?
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Remind you of anyone?
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Pricks!
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Who the fuck are you?
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Sister Celine.
I am here for the interview.
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Oh, yes, the researcher job.
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Please. Bear with me.
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Sister Celine... Sister Celine?
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Sorry about my language, by the way.
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Oh, it's OK, I speak English.
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I meant my potty mouth -
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my swearing. Did it offend you?
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It surprised me a little but, no, it
does not offend.
250
00:15:43,183 --> 00:15:44,263
Let me ask you,
251
00:15:44,423 --> 00:15:48,583
do you find the phrase
"Christ on a bike" offensive?
252
00:15:48,743 --> 00:15:51,343
Because I just used it in a meeting
and you would have thought
253
00:15:51,503 --> 00:15:53,823
that I'd performed an abortion
on the table or something.
254
00:15:53,983 --> 00:15:57,143
Well, I suppose the image
of Christ riding a bicycle
255
00:15:57,303 --> 00:15:59,303
could seem a little bit
disrespectful.
256
00:15:59,423 --> 00:16:00,983
Really?
257
00:16:01,143 --> 00:16:03,703
Because I think he'd be
very likely to ride a bike.
258
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:06,543
He seems like that
kind of a guy to me.
259
00:16:06,703 --> 00:16:09,823
What else would he show up in,
a stretch Hummer?
260
00:16:09,943 --> 00:16:12,543
No, it's not here.
261
00:16:12,703 --> 00:16:14,423
Father Alphonse,
262
00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:17,143
could you please bring in
Sister Celine's file?
263
00:16:20,423 --> 00:16:24,023
So, tell me what you know
about the Devil's Advocate.
264
00:16:24,143 --> 00:16:25,823
Honestly, nothing.
265
00:16:25,983 --> 00:16:28,983
I thought it was a figure of speech
until I saw your door.
266
00:16:30,263 --> 00:16:34,103
I should not admit that.
I never had a job interview before.
267
00:16:34,263 --> 00:16:37,703
Right, in that case
I will treat you to the full spiel.
268
00:16:37,863 --> 00:16:40,503
When they want
to make someone a saint,
269
00:16:40,663 --> 00:16:42,663
they have to prove that
they led a good life
270
00:16:42,783 --> 00:16:44,423
and that there are two miracles
271
00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:46,823
that can be attributed to them
since they died.
272
00:16:46,983 --> 00:16:48,583
My job is to prove
that they felt up kids
273
00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:50,223
and parked in the handicap spaces,
274
00:16:50,383 --> 00:16:52,743
and that the two miracles
are bullshit.
275
00:16:52,863 --> 00:16:54,703
It's basically quality control.
276
00:16:54,863 --> 00:16:57,183
And it's worked very well
for 400 years,
277
00:16:57,343 --> 00:17:01,343
until old JP II abolished the office
in the '80s,
278
00:17:01,463 --> 00:17:03,063
and then what do you think happened?
279
00:17:03,183 --> 00:17:04,743
Eh... We made more saints?
280
00:17:04,863 --> 00:17:06,223
Exactly.
281
00:17:06,383 --> 00:17:08,783
We have canonised more people
in the past five years
282
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:11,423
than in the entire 19th century.
283
00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:14,383
So, they have reinstated the office
and here I am...
284
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:18,503
..the ecclesiastical turd
in the swimming pool.
285
00:17:19,983 --> 00:17:21,663
And I need help.
286
00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:24,423
I need someone tenacious,
with a clear head and thick skin,
287
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,423
because we will not be popular.
288
00:17:28,783 --> 00:17:31,903
Do you have doubts,
Celine, about your faith?
289
00:17:32,023 --> 00:17:33,103
Yes.
290
00:17:33,263 --> 00:17:36,143
Good, there is no faith
without doubt.
291
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,663
Next question. Do you smoke?
292
00:17:39,903 --> 00:17:41,783
Have you ever tried?
293
00:17:41,943 --> 00:17:43,903
Then how do you know
you won't like it?
294
00:17:45,103 --> 00:17:47,823
It's so good
to see a friendly face!
295
00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:51,063
You have no idea... OK,
here's the thing.
296
00:17:51,183 --> 00:17:52,903
We may have a slight problem.
297
00:17:53,983 --> 00:17:55,583
But I'm making bail, right?
298
00:17:55,743 --> 00:17:58,023
You said if I cooperated
I'd make bail.
299
00:17:58,143 --> 00:17:59,103
I know.
300
00:17:59,263 --> 00:18:01,183
You said you could keep me
out of jail.
301
00:18:01,303 --> 00:18:02,823
You said community service -
302
00:18:02,983 --> 00:18:05,023
picking up trash
on the side of the road.
303
00:18:05,143 --> 00:18:08,343
You said those things.
304
00:18:08,503 --> 00:18:11,863
I'm a librarian.
I can't survive in here!
305
00:18:11,983 --> 00:18:15,743
There's gangs. There's murderers.
306
00:18:15,863 --> 00:18:17,183
There's a...
307
00:18:18,783 --> 00:18:22,143
There's a woman who ate someone.
308
00:18:22,263 --> 00:18:25,783
Rhonda, I am doing everything I can.
309
00:18:25,943 --> 00:18:30,223
But I just met with the prosecutor
and he's playing hardball.
310
00:18:31,423 --> 00:18:34,903
I don't understand.
He is refusing to plea bargain.
311
00:18:35,063 --> 00:18:38,663
They're making an example of you,
to deter others.
312
00:18:40,143 --> 00:18:44,023
The charge stands at treason.
He is seeking five to ten.
313
00:18:46,303 --> 00:18:47,903
Months, right?
314
00:18:48,023 --> 00:18:49,343
Years.
315
00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:55,423
But nothing was stolen!
Nothing leaked.
316
00:18:55,543 --> 00:18:57,863
They don't care, Rhonda.
317
00:18:57,983 --> 00:19:00,543
Look at me, what is a black hat?
318
00:19:00,663 --> 00:19:02,823
What's VPN pivoting?
319
00:19:02,943 --> 00:19:04,783
SQL injecting?
320
00:19:04,903 --> 00:19:06,383
What's a rootkit?
321
00:19:06,503 --> 00:19:08,463
Rhonda, what's PowerPoint?
322
00:19:09,663 --> 00:19:14,183
You really expect me
to believe that you hacked the NSA,
323
00:19:14,343 --> 00:19:18,303
that you got past the toughest
cybersecurity on Earth?
324
00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:19,783
Yeah!
325
00:19:19,903 --> 00:19:22,743
Rhonda, help me to help you, please!
326
00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:28,463
Look, I know you're
covering for your son.
327
00:19:28,623 --> 00:19:31,263
And that's very noble,
but it's very misguided.
328
00:19:31,383 --> 00:19:33,183
They're throwing the book at you
329
00:19:33,343 --> 00:19:35,943
and they can't throw it very hard
at a 14-year-old.
330
00:19:36,063 --> 00:19:37,263
I know it was Spike.
331
00:19:42,903 --> 00:19:43,983
It was me.
332
00:19:44,103 --> 00:19:45,743
All me.
333
00:19:45,863 --> 00:19:48,783
OK, well, there's one more thing.
334
00:19:48,903 --> 00:19:50,023
In your absence,
335
00:19:50,183 --> 00:19:52,263
the court awarded custody of your son
to his father,
336
00:19:52,383 --> 00:19:55,103
his biological father.
337
00:19:55,263 --> 00:19:58,983
No, that man has done nothing
for my son his whole life!
338
00:19:59,103 --> 00:20:01,703
My husband is Spike's dad.
339
00:20:01,823 --> 00:20:03,183
But your husband is very ill.
340
00:20:03,343 --> 00:20:06,543
He's in no state to take care
of a minor and you're in here.
341
00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:08,063
That's time.
342
00:20:08,223 --> 00:20:10,743
No, wait, please.
OK, you have to get me out of here!
343
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:14,543
I know, Rhonda, I am trying
all I can. Just stay safe.
344
00:20:16,303 --> 00:20:18,583
Don't do anything dumb.
345
00:20:18,703 --> 00:20:20,823
Don't antagonise anyone.
346
00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:34,831
Hey, did you hear about
that poor cow in the States,
347
00:20:34,951 --> 00:20:36,231
the librarian?
348
00:20:36,251 --> 00:20:38,531
Somehow she hacks the NSA, right?
349
00:20:38,533 --> 00:20:42,373
20 minutes she's in the system -
stole nothing, leaked nothing.
350
00:20:42,623 --> 00:20:45,703
She faces five to ten years
on principle.
351
00:20:45,823 --> 00:20:47,683
Where are you going with this?
352
00:20:47,683 --> 00:20:50,523
Well, Deus Ex hacked the White House
and the Pentagon.
353
00:20:50,643 --> 00:20:52,603
They leaked thousands of files.
354
00:20:52,723 --> 00:20:54,363
If they did that to her,
355
00:20:54,523 --> 00:20:57,203
just imagine what the Americans
are going to do to you
356
00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:58,523
when you're extradited.
357
00:20:58,683 --> 00:21:01,083
But it's not me.
Yeah, except that it is.
358
00:21:01,203 --> 00:21:03,603
And I can prove it. How?
359
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:08,003
Six weeks ago, Interpol learned
that TheWhiteHorse was in Moscow.
360
00:21:08,123 --> 00:21:09,163
They just missed him
361
00:21:09,323 --> 00:21:13,283
but they did manage to get some DNA
of a wine glass that he used.
362
00:21:13,403 --> 00:21:15,883
And guess who came up as a match.
363
00:21:16,003 --> 00:21:18,603
I've never been to Moscow!
364
00:21:18,763 --> 00:21:21,883
And yet your DNA has.
How do you explain that, Professor?
365
00:21:23,603 --> 00:21:26,403
I don't suppose there's any chance
that you have a twin?
366
00:21:26,523 --> 00:21:28,083
No.
367
00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:30,563
Oh, bugger,
that really would have helped.
368
00:21:31,963 --> 00:21:33,843
Hello?
369
00:21:34,003 --> 00:21:37,563
Spike, honey, it's me.
Mom, are you OK? I'm fine,
370
00:21:37,683 --> 00:21:38,923
it's all fine.
371
00:21:39,083 --> 00:21:43,083
Don't you worry.
The people here are...lovely.
372
00:21:43,243 --> 00:21:46,323
It should be me in there, not you.
Honey, remember that talk we had.
373
00:21:46,483 --> 00:21:49,123
It's all gone to shit anyway,
Mom. They're taking me away.
374
00:21:49,283 --> 00:21:52,403
But it's only temporary.
I'm getting out soon, I promise.
375
00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:54,803
It's all going to be OK.
376
00:21:56,603 --> 00:21:58,963
I know you don't know
your real dad but...
377
00:21:59,083 --> 00:22:00,603
he's not so bad.
378
00:22:00,723 --> 00:22:02,483
You always said he was an asshole.
379
00:22:02,603 --> 00:22:04,563
Well, yeah.
380
00:22:04,683 --> 00:22:06,203
But people change, you know?
381
00:22:06,363 --> 00:22:08,203
Did they tell you where
he's living now?
382
00:22:08,363 --> 00:22:10,803
These dicks don't tell me anything.
It's going to be fine.
383
00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:13,323
My lawyer's on it and...
384
00:22:13,443 --> 00:22:15,803
Oh, my money's running out.
385
00:22:15,963 --> 00:22:19,123
Listen to me,
I'm coming home. I promise.
386
00:22:19,283 --> 00:22:22,883
I love you so much. I...
387
00:22:36,403 --> 00:22:39,723
Hi, this is Rhonda McNeil,
can I speak with my husband, please?
388
00:22:39,883 --> 00:22:42,643
I'm afraid he's asleep right now.
The doctor wants him to rest.
389
00:22:42,763 --> 00:22:43,803
He had chemo this morning.
390
00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:46,323
I understand but
I really need to speak with him.
391
00:22:46,483 --> 00:22:48,963
I am sorry, it's not a good time.
Try him again tonight.
392
00:22:49,123 --> 00:22:52,283
No, I can't try tonight because
this is my last coin, see? I...
393
00:22:52,443 --> 00:22:55,443
About eight, OK? Thank you. No...
394
00:23:18,666 --> 00:23:19,786
Here you are.
395
00:23:19,946 --> 00:23:23,066
Let's find out all there is to know
about Sister Celine.
396
00:23:23,226 --> 00:23:26,586
Entered the convent
straight out of school and...
397
00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:28,906
been there ever since. And...
398
00:23:30,586 --> 00:23:32,466
That's it.
399
00:23:32,586 --> 00:23:34,986
Ooh, is this you?
400
00:23:35,106 --> 00:23:36,586
Oh, you were so fat!
401
00:23:37,946 --> 00:23:40,826
Yeah, well, now I get it.
Now it makes perfect sense.
402
00:23:40,946 --> 00:23:42,026
Bullied at school,
403
00:23:42,186 --> 00:23:44,586
you wanted the boys to look at you
and none of them did
404
00:23:44,746 --> 00:23:48,506
so you turned to the one man who
would always love you as you are.
405
00:23:48,626 --> 00:23:50,066
And look at you now.
406
00:23:51,386 --> 00:23:55,106
A decade of convent living
under your belt and,
407
00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:56,706
that belt has tightened.
408
00:23:58,066 --> 00:24:00,026
The boys look at you
now, don't they?
409
00:24:01,146 --> 00:24:04,226
And in your head is a voice saying,
410
00:24:04,346 --> 00:24:06,346
"Maybe I made a mistake.
411
00:24:06,466 --> 00:24:08,546
"I could have had someone.
412
00:24:08,666 --> 00:24:10,066
"Been loved.
413
00:24:10,186 --> 00:24:11,546
"Made love."
414
00:24:11,666 --> 00:24:13,466
And there is another voice, saying,
415
00:24:13,626 --> 00:24:16,626
"Don't be stupid,
this is your life.
416
00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:19,466
"Out there, you have nothing."
417
00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:22,106
And both of those voices are yours,
aren't they?
418
00:24:22,226 --> 00:24:24,586
Neither one is God's.
419
00:24:25,666 --> 00:24:28,626
So, is it faith keeping you with us
420
00:24:28,746 --> 00:24:29,866
or cowardice?
421
00:24:31,546 --> 00:24:34,026
And the waterworks!
How predictable.
422
00:24:34,146 --> 00:24:36,106
I'm just tired. I had a long week.
423
00:24:36,226 --> 00:24:38,506
Oh, too tired to defend yourself?
424
00:24:38,666 --> 00:24:42,186
Sister Celine - tenacity,
a thick skin.
425
00:24:44,026 --> 00:24:46,786
Look, you've never lived.
426
00:24:46,946 --> 00:24:49,546
How can you possibly have
any insight into human nature -
427
00:24:49,666 --> 00:24:51,266
the desperation that people feel,
428
00:24:51,426 --> 00:24:53,426
the lies that they tell
because of it?
429
00:24:53,586 --> 00:24:57,186
Have you ever been
hungry, addicted, broke?
430
00:24:57,306 --> 00:24:58,546
What, and you have?
431
00:24:58,666 --> 00:24:59,786
Yes.
432
00:25:01,186 --> 00:25:03,066
I've made mistakes
and I've learned from them.
433
00:25:03,186 --> 00:25:05,466
But you know nothing.
434
00:25:05,626 --> 00:25:08,906
This has been...
a profound waste of time.
435
00:25:20,306 --> 00:25:22,626
Another one bites the dust.
436
00:25:22,746 --> 00:25:23,826
I'm not surprised.
437
00:25:23,986 --> 00:25:27,666
I really can't see how
a woman could... Shut up.
438
00:25:33,226 --> 00:25:34,626
Come on.
439
00:25:34,746 --> 00:25:36,826
Come on!
440
00:25:41,066 --> 00:25:42,826
Sister Celine.
441
00:25:42,986 --> 00:25:44,906
Is there something
that you want to add?
442
00:25:49,186 --> 00:25:51,266
I would have been good at this job.
443
00:26:00,826 --> 00:26:02,826
Was that the best you could do?
444
00:26:02,986 --> 00:26:07,346
You think you can just rip me apart
to amuse yourself?
445
00:26:07,466 --> 00:26:08,826
Because I am easy target?
446
00:26:08,986 --> 00:26:12,746
My English is not so good but
I know the word for that - asshole.
447
00:26:12,866 --> 00:26:14,626
Oh, get back in your closet.
448
00:26:14,786 --> 00:26:18,506
As for you, the smoking,
the swearing, all such a pose.
449
00:26:18,626 --> 00:26:20,306
Like a child who needs attention.
450
00:26:20,466 --> 00:26:22,226
"Oh, look at me,
aren't I different?"
451
00:26:22,346 --> 00:26:23,426
But you are not.
452
00:26:23,546 --> 00:26:26,306
You think you are a rebel but
you're just another sad little man
453
00:26:26,426 --> 00:26:28,426
who touches his penis too much.
454
00:26:28,546 --> 00:26:31,146
That's better.
455
00:26:31,266 --> 00:26:33,746
I like it, it's spunky.
456
00:26:33,866 --> 00:26:35,146
When can you start?
457
00:26:37,146 --> 00:26:41,706
So that's it, you're just going to
go back to the convent?
458
00:26:41,826 --> 00:26:43,166
You don't want to see the world?
459
00:26:43,226 --> 00:26:45,186
Not with you, no.
I don't believe you.
460
00:26:45,346 --> 00:26:49,386
Look, I think you have backed
yourself into a corner.
461
00:26:49,506 --> 00:26:51,706
So think about it, pray on it.
462
00:26:53,506 --> 00:26:55,786
Why don't you see
what the big fella wants?
463
00:27:07,906 --> 00:27:09,826
I mean, you have met him, right?
464
00:27:09,986 --> 00:27:12,986
Does he seem like a criminal
mastermind to you? I mean, really?
465
00:27:13,146 --> 00:27:16,666
Can we just go through the dates?
Thursday the 9th, evening.
466
00:27:17,746 --> 00:27:19,666
Right, Thursday is bowling.
467
00:27:19,826 --> 00:27:22,146
We're in a league.
The 9th was...
468
00:27:22,306 --> 00:27:25,866
Ah, yeah, our famous victory
over the Bowling Stones.
469
00:27:26,026 --> 00:27:27,986
I do a ball-by-ball
tweet commentary,
470
00:27:28,106 --> 00:27:29,466
with, like, photos and...
471
00:27:31,506 --> 00:27:33,346
There's the old boy.
472
00:27:34,946 --> 00:27:36,626
So you'll vouch he was with you?
473
00:27:36,786 --> 00:27:38,946
Oh, don't just take my word for it,
ask the boys.
474
00:27:39,106 --> 00:27:42,546
Miami Tony, Jazz...
All right, I get the gist.
475
00:27:42,706 --> 00:27:44,786
Oh, by the way,
did you get a mugshot of him?
476
00:27:44,906 --> 00:27:46,326
If so, could I get a copy of that?
477
00:27:46,386 --> 00:27:48,346
Cos I'd love to get
some T-shirts made.
478
00:28:05,146 --> 00:28:09,546
See, now, I would not be standing
out here alone if I was you.
479
00:28:09,706 --> 00:28:13,026
Oh, yeah, don't tell me - this is
your special white power rail.
480
00:28:15,266 --> 00:28:18,786
You don't like me but I'm going to
tell you something anyway.
481
00:28:18,946 --> 00:28:22,866
In this place,
it is all about front.
482
00:28:23,026 --> 00:28:25,746
You act like a victim,
you will be a victim.
483
00:28:25,866 --> 00:28:28,866
You act like a crazy bitch...
484
00:28:29,026 --> 00:28:31,306
I mean, why do you think
I got this thing?
485
00:28:33,466 --> 00:28:36,706
So you're not
a white supremacist?
486
00:28:36,826 --> 00:28:38,106
No, I am,
487
00:28:38,266 --> 00:28:40,786
I just ain't dumb enough
to think this is a good look.
488
00:28:40,906 --> 00:28:43,786
You need to get into the VIF.
489
00:28:43,946 --> 00:28:46,346
It's the
Vulnerable Inmates Facility.
490
00:28:46,506 --> 00:28:50,346
It's a little bit less...
intense kind of experience.
491
00:28:50,466 --> 00:28:51,826
How do I get in there?
492
00:28:51,986 --> 00:28:55,066
The two most popular ways is
getting stabbed or getting pregnant.
493
00:28:55,186 --> 00:28:57,466
I don't want you to stab me.
494
00:28:57,586 --> 00:29:00,266
Girl, I ain't offering to stab you.
495
00:29:00,386 --> 00:29:02,666
I can get you pregnant, though.
496
00:29:02,826 --> 00:29:05,426
That's nine months in there,
just for starters.
497
00:29:05,586 --> 00:29:10,786
Plus, another 18 months
for tit feeding and baby bonding
498
00:29:10,906 --> 00:29:12,586
and whatnot.
499
00:29:12,746 --> 00:29:15,746
That's over two years of safety,
Rhonda.
500
00:29:17,506 --> 00:29:19,946
How are you going to
get me pregnant?
501
00:29:20,066 --> 00:29:22,066
I can get you semen.
502
00:29:22,226 --> 00:29:26,786
For the right price,
I can get you good, strong semen.
503
00:29:26,946 --> 00:29:30,866
You see, I got a little arrangement
for the importation of goods.
504
00:29:31,026 --> 00:29:34,306
My grammy comes and visits me
once a week
505
00:29:34,426 --> 00:29:36,266
and, I mean, they search her and all
506
00:29:36,386 --> 00:29:37,746
but they don't go up her ass
507
00:29:37,906 --> 00:29:40,586
on account of respect
for the elderly and all that crap.
508
00:29:40,706 --> 00:29:43,226
I get it. That's the scam, right?
509
00:29:44,506 --> 00:29:47,506
You beat people up and then
you offer them safety for a price?
510
00:29:47,626 --> 00:29:49,146
Just leave me alone.
511
00:29:49,266 --> 00:29:51,666
I didn't order that hit, hon!
512
00:29:51,826 --> 00:29:54,466
Oh, where are you going?
I was trying to help!
513
00:30:00,426 --> 00:30:04,106
Tell me about your wife, Jamie.
Tell me about Layla.
514
00:30:06,506 --> 00:30:08,906
Why? "Why?"
515
00:30:09,066 --> 00:30:11,106
Because this is an interrogation
and I'm asking you.
516
00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:12,666
She disappeared, right?
517
00:30:14,106 --> 00:30:17,946
We were at Heathrow, we'd just
flown back from our honeymoon.
518
00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:20,026
We'd been married for two weeks.
519
00:30:20,186 --> 00:30:22,906
I went to get the car,
she went to get coffee...
520
00:30:25,346 --> 00:30:29,146
..I drove around to pick her up
and she wasn't there.
521
00:30:31,866 --> 00:30:34,346
And I never found her.
She just disappeared.
522
00:30:34,466 --> 00:30:36,746
Christ.
523
00:30:36,866 --> 00:30:39,226
Gone, just like that, into thin air.
524
00:30:39,346 --> 00:30:41,186
Pfff. Is she alive? Is she dead?
525
00:30:41,306 --> 00:30:42,506
Seven years and no answers.
526
00:30:42,666 --> 00:30:44,786
I mean,
how do you move on from that?
527
00:30:44,906 --> 00:30:45,986
You don't.
528
00:30:46,106 --> 00:30:48,186
No, I saw those videos you made.
529
00:30:48,306 --> 00:30:50,066
Well, not all of them, obviously.
530
00:30:50,226 --> 00:30:52,346
There must have been about,
what, 2,000?
531
00:30:52,466 --> 00:30:54,026
I've got to hand it to you, though,
532
00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:56,506
I don't know why you are doing it
but as cover stories go,
533
00:30:56,626 --> 00:30:58,306
you are very thorough.
534
00:30:58,426 --> 00:30:59,466
I don't understand.
535
00:30:59,626 --> 00:31:01,506
No, that's what I'm saying,
neither do I.
536
00:31:01,626 --> 00:31:03,706
I mean, what sort of person
537
00:31:03,866 --> 00:31:07,706
pretends that his wife
has been missing for seven years?
538
00:31:08,826 --> 00:31:12,026
And the Oscar goes to...
539
00:31:12,146 --> 00:31:13,386
Jamie Winton.
540
00:31:16,026 --> 00:31:17,866
There she is, alive and well.
541
00:31:17,986 --> 00:31:19,906
Oh, and who's that with her?
542
00:31:24,422 --> 00:31:25,742
She's my wife!
543
00:31:27,436 --> 00:31:29,156
I have a right to know!
544
00:31:29,316 --> 00:31:31,196
Well, you broke him.
545
00:31:31,357 --> 00:31:33,037
Didn't learn much, though, did we?
546
00:31:33,196 --> 00:31:37,196
Except A, he's not acting,
and B, he's got a watertight alibi.
547
00:31:37,214 --> 00:31:38,854
It wasn't him in Moscow.
548
00:31:40,534 --> 00:31:41,934
Go on.
549
00:31:48,134 --> 00:31:51,254
OK, we're dropping the charges.
You're free to go. It's about time.
550
00:31:51,373 --> 00:31:53,413
Come on, Jamie, let's go.
551
00:31:53,534 --> 00:31:54,534
I'm not leaving.
552
00:31:54,694 --> 00:31:57,414
I want the photo and I want to know
everything you know
553
00:31:57,574 --> 00:31:59,854
about who she's with, cos
it isn't me.
554
00:32:00,014 --> 00:32:01,414
Give me the photo.
I'm sorry,
555
00:32:01,574 --> 00:32:04,054
but it's evidence
in an ongoing investigation.
556
00:32:04,214 --> 00:32:05,974
I am not at liberty
to discuss it with you.
557
00:32:06,134 --> 00:32:09,814
I have been looking for seven years.
I have a right to know!
558
00:32:09,934 --> 00:32:11,374
I am sorry, Jamie.
559
00:32:11,494 --> 00:32:13,374
Really, I am.
560
00:32:13,494 --> 00:32:15,974
Come on, Jamie, let's get you home.
561
00:32:21,654 --> 00:32:23,174
In other news,
562
00:32:23,334 --> 00:32:25,694
the Attorney General
provoked controversy today
563
00:32:25,854 --> 00:32:28,574
by confirming he would seek the
maximum sentence for Rhonda McNeil.
564
00:32:28,734 --> 00:32:31,254
Civil liberties groups
criticised the decision,
565
00:32:31,414 --> 00:32:34,334
arguing the punishment was
disproportionate to McNeil's crime.
566
00:32:34,494 --> 00:32:37,814
McNeil now faces five to ten years
in a maximum security prison,
567
00:32:37,934 --> 00:32:40,294
despite stealing nothing...
568
00:32:40,414 --> 00:32:42,414
Girl, you need to sack that stylist!
569
00:32:42,574 --> 00:32:44,574
Her lawyer said today
that McNeil would...
570
00:32:46,494 --> 00:32:47,854
Hold on one second.
571
00:32:50,174 --> 00:32:52,334
We are interrupting to go
live to the White House,
572
00:32:52,494 --> 00:32:54,974
for an emergency statement
from the president.
573
00:32:55,094 --> 00:32:56,694
My fellow Americans,
574
00:32:56,854 --> 00:32:59,094
three days ago
the Hubble space telescope
575
00:32:59,254 --> 00:33:03,014
detected an unusually large comet
in our solar system.
576
00:33:03,174 --> 00:33:06,094
Since then, scientists have been
working around the clock
577
00:33:06,214 --> 00:33:07,574
to plot its trajectory.
578
00:33:07,734 --> 00:33:10,134
The comet was first
identified in the 1980s
579
00:33:10,294 --> 00:33:12,534
and did not pose
any threat to Earth.
580
00:33:12,694 --> 00:33:15,774
However, it appears that
at some point in the last few weeks,
581
00:33:15,894 --> 00:33:17,254
in the light of the other...
582
00:33:17,374 --> 00:33:20,174
'Is this some kind of test, Lord?
583
00:33:20,334 --> 00:33:24,614
'If you want me to do the job,
why make me work with him?
584
00:33:24,734 --> 00:33:27,094
'Or is that the point?
585
00:33:27,254 --> 00:33:29,734
'Why did you have to
make this so difficult?
586
00:33:29,854 --> 00:33:32,094
'Just tell me, please.'
587
00:33:34,934 --> 00:33:38,094
Oh, thank God.
I've been worried sick!
588
00:33:38,214 --> 00:33:40,894
What the hell was all that about?
589
00:33:41,014 --> 00:33:43,294
Honestly, I wish I knew.
590
00:33:43,414 --> 00:33:45,494
So they've dropped the charges?
591
00:33:45,614 --> 00:33:46,574
Jamie?
592
00:33:48,134 --> 00:33:50,814
What is it, are you all right?
Layla's alive.
593
00:33:50,934 --> 00:33:52,054
Layla?
594
00:33:53,734 --> 00:33:55,414
What's Layla got to do with this?
595
00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:57,414
And it seems there's another me.
596
00:33:57,534 --> 00:33:59,294
What are you talking about?
597
00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:03,534
He looks just like me.
We've got the same DNA.
598
00:34:03,654 --> 00:34:06,534
Mum, what aren't you telling me?
599
00:34:10,054 --> 00:34:12,294
Oh, mate, turn on the TV.
Not now, Dave.
600
00:34:12,414 --> 00:34:14,214
No, now, you need to see this.
601
00:34:14,374 --> 00:34:16,974
The collision knocked
the comet off course
602
00:34:17,094 --> 00:34:18,814
and onto a new trajectory.
603
00:34:18,974 --> 00:34:21,174
It is with great sadness
that I must tell you
604
00:34:21,334 --> 00:34:24,694
that the comet is now on a direct
collision course with Earth.
605
00:34:26,174 --> 00:34:29,694
It will strike us
in just 34 days' time.
606
00:34:29,814 --> 00:34:32,454
The comet is eight miles wide and
will hit us travelling at a speed
607
00:34:32,614 --> 00:34:34,454
of approximately
27 miles per second.
608
00:34:34,654 --> 00:34:37,814
Current indications are that
it will impact Earth
609
00:34:37,974 --> 00:34:40,534
somewhere on the eastern Atlantic,
off the coast of Europe.
610
00:34:42,734 --> 00:34:45,214
'Just give me a sign
611
00:34:45,374 --> 00:34:47,694
'like you used to do
with the burning bushes.'
612
00:34:49,254 --> 00:34:51,494
'Something clear and unav...'
613
00:34:56,894 --> 00:34:59,334
They have checked
and rechecked their findings...
614
00:35:14,574 --> 00:35:17,094
..all the data
points to the same conclusion,
615
00:35:17,214 --> 00:35:20,414
that this will be an ELE -
616
00:35:20,534 --> 00:35:22,614
an Extinction Level Event.
617
00:35:22,734 --> 00:35:24,214
The burning bush.
618
00:35:24,334 --> 00:35:26,254
I would like to appeal for calm.
619
00:35:26,414 --> 00:35:29,574
The situation will not get easier
if we panic.
620
00:35:37,214 --> 00:35:39,574
I assure you,
the United States government
621
00:35:39,734 --> 00:35:42,934
is doing everything it possibly can
to affect the situation,
622
00:35:43,094 --> 00:35:45,534
and I will let you know
as soon as I have more information.
623
00:35:45,654 --> 00:35:46,894
Hey, are you watching this?
624
00:35:47,014 --> 00:35:48,374
Sit back down!
625
00:35:48,534 --> 00:35:51,254
Open the goddamn door,
I'm not going to die in this freezer!
626
00:35:51,414 --> 00:35:53,814
This is genuine,
this is not a hoax.
627
00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:57,054
We have just 34 days left.
628
00:35:57,174 --> 00:36:01,774
God, what do we do now?
629
00:36:01,894 --> 00:36:03,214
I don't know about you two
630
00:36:03,374 --> 00:36:05,854
but I am going to get
absolutely hammered.
631
00:36:06,014 --> 00:36:09,654
We can go to the weather here,
but...where's Jane?
632
00:36:09,774 --> 00:36:11,734
Has Jane gone?
633
00:36:11,854 --> 00:36:12,774
She's gone.
634
00:36:17,254 --> 00:36:19,654
You didn't answer my question.
635
00:36:19,774 --> 00:36:21,294
Do I have a twin?
636
00:36:22,534 --> 00:36:25,254
I don't know. Maybe.
637
00:36:25,374 --> 00:36:27,374
"Maybe"?!
638
00:36:27,494 --> 00:36:28,614
What do you mean, "maybe"?
639
00:36:31,254 --> 00:36:33,174
You're adopted, Jamie.
640
00:36:34,774 --> 00:36:38,094
You were found in a shoebox
in a car park.
641
00:36:38,214 --> 00:36:40,534
You were tiny, a few hours old.
642
00:36:40,694 --> 00:36:45,174
And I adopted you and I meant to
tell you, I promise I did.
643
00:36:45,334 --> 00:36:49,214
But it's just the older you got,
there just never seemed a good time.
644
00:36:50,934 --> 00:36:52,734
And this...
645
00:36:52,854 --> 00:36:55,414
This is a good time?!
646
00:36:55,574 --> 00:36:58,254
It is my birthday
and the world is ending.
647
00:36:59,694 --> 00:37:01,174
I'm sorry.
648
00:37:01,294 --> 00:37:04,454
Jamie, I'm sorry. Jamie!
649
00:37:31,534 --> 00:37:32,894
Hello?
650
00:37:46,854 --> 00:37:48,694
Where's that music coming from?
651
00:37:53,814 --> 00:37:58,174
OK, call for backup. Now!
652
00:37:59,414 --> 00:38:01,414
I can't, the line is dead.
653
00:38:01,534 --> 00:38:02,814
OK, screw this.
654
00:38:05,534 --> 00:38:07,534
Hey! Hey!
655
00:38:14,254 --> 00:38:15,774
Isn't it wonderful?
656
00:38:15,934 --> 00:38:19,334
He's coming, Sister!
He's actually coming!
657
00:38:20,654 --> 00:38:22,214
Celine!
658
00:38:22,374 --> 00:38:25,854
Every crackpot in the world is
about to come out of the woodwork
659
00:38:25,974 --> 00:38:28,134
and prey on the scared and the weak.
660
00:38:28,294 --> 00:38:30,414
Fake prophets,
bullshit miracles -
661
00:38:30,574 --> 00:38:32,574
the world needs sceptics
now more than ever.
662
00:38:32,694 --> 00:38:33,694
Are you in or out?
663
00:38:33,814 --> 00:38:34,734
In.
664
00:38:54,374 --> 00:38:56,014
Attention, prisoners,
665
00:38:56,174 --> 00:39:00,094
this facility is no longer under
the control of the authorities.
666
00:39:00,254 --> 00:39:02,894
Please take a moment to
locate your nearest exit,
667
00:39:03,014 --> 00:39:05,454
then run, my pretties, run.
668
00:39:15,134 --> 00:39:16,974
I just found out I'm adopted.
669
00:39:17,094 --> 00:39:18,654
OK, and?
670
00:39:18,814 --> 00:39:21,134
So it's possible I have a twin
I didn't know about.
671
00:39:21,254 --> 00:39:22,694
I could maybe lead you to him.
672
00:39:22,854 --> 00:39:25,694
I could say I want to meet
and wear a wire or something.
673
00:39:25,854 --> 00:39:29,174
You finding him
is my best chance of finding her.
674
00:39:29,334 --> 00:39:31,814
Please, let me help
with your investigation!
675
00:39:31,934 --> 00:39:33,814
Jamie, turn your TV on.
676
00:39:33,974 --> 00:39:36,214
There's not going to be
an investigation.
677
00:39:36,334 --> 00:39:39,014
Who gives a toss about cybercrime?
678
00:39:39,134 --> 00:39:40,334
It's over.
679
00:39:42,694 --> 00:39:44,454
What the hell.
680
00:39:44,574 --> 00:39:46,734
Here, have it.
681
00:39:46,894 --> 00:39:49,574
Moscow, six weeks ago,
Thursday the 9th.
682
00:39:49,694 --> 00:39:51,094
That's all I know.
683
00:39:51,254 --> 00:39:54,694
If you want answers, you're going
to have to find them yourself.
684
00:39:54,814 --> 00:39:55,734
Good luck.
685
00:39:58,654 --> 00:40:01,174
On behalf of
the American penal system,
686
00:40:01,334 --> 00:40:03,574
I'd like to thank you
for your stay.
687
00:40:03,694 --> 00:40:05,254
If you've enjoyed your time here,
688
00:40:05,414 --> 00:40:07,774
do please recommend us
to your friends.
689
00:40:10,214 --> 00:40:12,414
Rhonda, get in!
690
00:40:13,614 --> 00:40:14,774
Who the hell are you?
691
00:40:14,894 --> 00:40:16,694
A big fan of your work. Get in.
692
00:40:23,894 --> 00:40:25,294
I'm coming too!
693
00:40:25,414 --> 00:40:27,614
No, drive!
694
00:40:37,134 --> 00:40:39,454
Hey, what's with the Nazi?
This wasn't the plan.
695
00:40:39,574 --> 00:40:41,174
The plan just changed. Drive.
696
00:40:41,334 --> 00:40:43,294
We wish you
a pleasant future,
697
00:40:43,414 --> 00:40:44,934
however short that may be.
698
00:40:47,814 --> 00:40:50,814
And if I may, I'd just like to say
the words "penal system"
699
00:40:50,934 --> 00:40:52,534
over a loudspeaker again.
700
00:40:57,134 --> 00:40:58,694
OK, who's for birthday cake?
701
00:41:09,814 --> 00:41:11,734
'And that was how it started.
702
00:41:13,494 --> 00:41:18,774
'That was the day our old lives ended
and our new lives began.
703
00:41:18,894 --> 00:41:20,614
'34 days ago.
704
00:41:28,334 --> 00:41:29,854
'It feels like a lifetime.
705
00:41:35,694 --> 00:41:39,454
'Back then, we were hurtling through
the universe on our separate paths.
706
00:41:39,574 --> 00:41:40,854
'And then boom...
707
00:41:44,014 --> 00:41:46,294
'..somehow we all collided.
708
00:42:08,334 --> 00:42:10,094
'There's 15 of us in here.
709
00:42:10,214 --> 00:42:11,534
'But why us?
710
00:42:11,734 --> 00:42:13,534
'I mean, we are hardly the A Team,
are we?
711
00:42:13,694 --> 00:42:16,694
'So is this just luck
or something bigger?
712
00:42:16,814 --> 00:42:19,454
'Fate, destiny?
713
00:42:19,574 --> 00:42:22,174
'I mean, are we the chosen ones?
714
00:42:22,334 --> 00:42:24,654
'God, I sound like such
a penis for saying that,
715
00:42:24,814 --> 00:42:27,974
'but still, after everything
that's happened,
716
00:42:28,094 --> 00:42:30,014
'how else do you explain it?'
717
00:42:31,318 --> 00:43:29,079
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