All language subtitles for Wonderland s03e07 .eng

Jade is pregnant and it's my baby.

Kate - the woman that my mother
left my father for.

Steve, this is Kate's daughter.

We're sisters.

I don't want you going over there
and disappearing,

body never recovered.

I know exactly
what I'm getting into.

What is the story
with Grace and Carlos anyway?

Do they actually even love
each other?

If you give me a ride
up to the station

I will tell you everything
over coffee.

I slept with Cal.

I want to open
my own little wine bar one day.

You need to understand that
your ownership of Tom has expired.

(PHONE RINGS)

(PHONE RINGS)

(PHONE RINGS)
Who is it?

It's mine. I'm switching it off.

Hey, hi.

Hey, baby. Where are you?

I'm at work.

No, you're not. I'm at your work.

No, I mean I was at work until now.

I'm home.

I was lying. I'm at your apartment.
You're not here either.

How stupid do you think I am, Sasha?

Are you seeing someone?

No, I meant that
I am on my way home now from work.

Look, just stay there.
I'll see you soon.

The morning sun set alight

The future and all that it holds

And I walk with intent,
left no room for regret

You don't miss something
you never had

Come on, come inside

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

STEVE: So Dani was worried about
going into business for herself

but she's already had so much
support, haven't you?

He's just sucking up

because I'm going to be
the sole breadwinner in two weeks

so he has to be extra nice.

Hm. That's why you're meeting
your mother-in-law for lunch?

Correction.
Favourite mother-in-law.

I do have to get back to the office,
though.

Hey, tell Kate we are sorry
she couldn't make it.

Yeah, it's hard for her to get away.
Yeah.

Oh, hey, show your mum
the mock-up for the Pied Piper job.

My wife is a genius!

He's been great helping set up.

Have you written an exit clause
into the investment contract?

Er...what is that?

Well, it's good to be clear
about who gets what share

if there is a divorce.

It's like a prenup for business.

(SCOFFS) Who has a prenup?

We are not the Kardashians.

You build a business for years,
he leaves, takes it all.

I mean, cover yourself.
It's sensible.

Not all men are arseholes, Mum.

No, I've got it.

Thank you.

Are you sure?
Mm.

It was like a hit-and-run.

I mean, seriously, who says that?

Mothers.
Mothers-in-law.

Even suggesting that we might
divorce is completely offensive.

I thought she really liked Steve.

Well, I guess since her marriage
to my father didn't work out

mine won't either.

Parents, hey? They just ain't
what they used to be.

Yeah, how's it going over there
in your broken home?

Badly. My mother is walking around
in a permanent post-shag bliss.

Oh, stop it!
ALL: (DISGUSTEDLY) Oh!

Dad's put himself on the paleo diet
and joined Tinder.

And your father is to blame.

He's having a third childhood,
what can I say?

Well, my world view has shifted.

Monogamy - now,
there is a lot to be said for it.

Sasha has got to you!
Oh, whatever!

I declare that no-one at this table
is allowed to split.

From now on new rule for FAT night,

you break up,
you are banned for life.

Well, you can't ban me.

Max leaves for Jakarta in two days

and it will take me at least a month
to find a replacement.

Pop goes the weasel, hey?

That joke is getting tired, mate.

Hi.
Hey! Hi.

Were you talking about me?

Yes. Tom is never leaving you.

Oh, well, it's agreed then.

Miranda is excused
but no more break-ups.

We're going to show the grown-ups
how it's done.

To together forever.

ALL: Together forever.

Cheers.

(SWING MUSIC PLAYS)

Whoo!

Come on, come on!

(SCREAMS)

(LAUGHS)

Oh, it's all in the timing!

(PHONE RINGS)

Hello?

CAL: (OVER PHONE) Well, I thought
we'd finally got that right.

Maggie?

Oh, we have! (GIGGLES)

(MAGGIE AND CAL GIGGLE AND SIGH
CONTENTEDLY)

I found this
on the coffee table again.

I just don't understand
how flossing is a couch activity.

It takes a long time. I get bored.

Yet you're perfectly happy to
brush your teeth in the bathroom

and splatter toothpaste
all over the mirror.

Grace, you have habits that
I might find irritating

but I choose to ignore them.

Really?
Mm-hm.

For instance?

Uh-uh.

No, go on.
I won't take offence.

OK. You bleach everything.

And it's like living in a hospital.

I'm hygienic.
You're obsessive.

And you walk around the house
half naked.

I am not half naked!

I'm about to go to bed
in my own apartment.

Which you are sharing.

Right, fine.
I will use less bleach.

I will put a robe on.

But you need to address
your toilet paper usage.

Huh?
No-one needs to wipe that much.

Oh, sorry. I didn't realise
you were counting the squares.

This is how much
a normal person uses.

Look at the gaps.

You have to fold the paper otherwise
a finger might poke through.

Poke through?
What are you doing down there?

Goodnight.

(HEAVY BREATHING)

I'm on fire...

Wait, wait, wait. Stop.

What? Do you need a second?

I just want to look at you.

But my eyes,
they intend to love you

(PHONE BEEPS)

GRACE: Max?

MIRANDA: No, Sasha, actually.
She wants me to let her in.

She'll have to wait.

So you and Max have been
having nightly sleepovers

but you are not going to miss him
when he goes to Jakarta?

No.

I mean, at first I had to flip
the switch

to not see him as boyfriend material

and whenever I messed up

he found a way to show me
that we are nothing more.

That doesn't sound so bad.

That sounds like you've got yourself
a purely sexual relationship.

Yeah, I do.

Huh! How grown-up is that?

I'm so grown-up
I've got the reverse.

It's all marriage, no sex.

So now I break the news to Grace
we don't have to be married anymore.

She'll be OK with that?

Are you kidding? She will be
so happy to be rid of me.

And you are absolutely certain
this is your guy?

You said it happened pretty quickly.

That face.

I remember that face.

I really didn't think
we would get anywhere.

I didn't think we would either.

But this will give you enough.

Got an ETA on that baby?

Jade reckons it's going to
be at least a week late.

Apparently first babies usually are.

Well, we're going to need
to get some serious surf time in

between now and then.

Colette thinks I should be using
this time

to map out how this co-parenting
thing is going to work.

Well, is there that much stuff?

You know, access rights, schools,

is it going
to be gluten-free like Jade?

(PHONE RINGS)

I just don't want these combos
getting all tense and legal,

you know?
Yeah.

Mate, how are you?

You need to get down here.

This place is actually starting
to look like a bar.

Sorry?

No.

I think we need to
talk about that first.

What about payment
for the work to date then?

Sorry?

I can still hear you, dude.

Is that the boss?

He's declaring bankruptcy.

They do cooking classes
at the fish market on Saturday.

I did one in Tokyo - it was fun,

but I like the sake-tasting courses
more, though.

(GIGGLES)

Actually it's sa-ke, not sa-ki.

Different meanings.
You want to get that right, Cal.

What are you doing here?

Well, forecast say it was going
to be a ripper of a weekend.

I thought, why pay all those rates
to own a place at the beach

and not use it?

Because I'm living here?
Maggie.

Maggie, Cal, this is Vanessa.

Hello. Lovely to meet you.

Lovely to meet you.

So, how do you guys know Warwick?

Hope you don't mind.
I brought a friend.

Another terrible interview.

The woman didn't blink once.

Imagine that.
Working for a non-blinker.

I sent out the Pied Piper pitch
at 8:09.

It's been in their inbox all morning
and nothing.

So you're just sitting there
hitting 'Send and receive'?

I found a typo.
After all that triple checking?

It's just a comma.
Do you think I should resend?

(KNOCK AT DOOR)

OK, step away from the email!

Hey.
Hey. Is Dani home?

She is, yeah. You OK?

Yeah.

Hey.
Hi.

Are you alright?

Yeah, um, she told me
not to tell anyone

but she's been staring
at the wall all morning.

Leave you to it.

Wait, why is she staring at a wall?
Where is Kate?

Kate left her.

(KNOCK AT DOOR)

Mum, it's Dani.

Sorry, sorry!
You could have left a key out.

Well, I was at yoga.

I had important stuff on my iPad
that I needed for work.

I've been waiting for an hour.

Sorry, I can't keep track
of your movements.

Sometimes you stay, sometimes you
leave in the middle of the night.

It is none of your business
why I had to leave.

I don't have to explain
myself to you.

You know what? Some people have more
important things in their lives

than yoga and playing
stupid little power games.

Well, then change your life
and stop taking it out on me.

It was a crazy impulse.

I mean, normally
with online meet-ups

I keep it to just a coffee date
so I have an out

but there was something
about this one's messages.

We sparked!

Plus we have a mutual friend so when
he invited me down here I thought,

"Oh, stop doubting the universe,
Vanessa!

"Just see this as romantic
rather than..."

Opportunistic.

When you go to a Turkish restaurant,
what do you call the flat bread?

I'm off carbs. Paleo diet.

Most people say 'pide',
but it's pronounced pi-day.

Sa-ki, sa-ke.

Pi-de, pi-day.

I didn't know that.

So you two just met this morning?

We've been chatting for a while.

Yeah, he had this whole banter
going on about his ex-wife.

Oh, God. That's you, isn't it?

I...I swear it was flattering.

Glad to be an icebreaker.

Anyway, my sister lives nearby

so I thought I could go there
if I had to

but then Warwick drove up and wow.

Wow! That's a big reaction.

DANI: Why didn't you tell me
all of this yesterday?

Didn't want to spoil our lunch.

I just feel like
I need to be alone...

..for a while.

(CLEARS THROAT)
OK, enough. Up you get.

No, I'm OK. I'm fine here.

You heard me. Come on, get up!

Dani!
Dani, please!

Stop!
What are you doing?!

Stop! Leave her!

I'm fine.

You know where the shower is.

Wash your face and the rest
of you and get dressed.

I've been sick.

Make sure she gets in the shower
and I'll organise some lunch.

I just have to say hats off to you
because some couples split

and they can't even be
in the same room together.

My ex-husband, forget it!

Warwick, can you help me
in the other room?

Why?

There are other serviettes
that I want...

Won't be a second.

Excuse me.

So do you have any hobbies, Vanessa?

You are being ridiculous!

Living my life. Same as you.

Turning up unannounced
in my apartment is living your life?

Our apartment. Our apartment.

Can I ask you something?

This isn't
one of those weekends, is it?

Hm?

Well, you know, the seafood,
the cocktails, the over 40s orgy?

Oh, no, no.

Maggie and I are dating exclusively.

Oh, good. I didn't...

I sensed something between them
and I didn't know...

You think I'm going to work
my arse off paying off our debts

so you can prance around
with your boyfriend down here?

No-one is prancing around but you!

I might give them a hand.

You two aren't being as quiet
as you think you are.

Hey, mate,
this is my place, my wife.

Oh, you know what?

You can have the apartment, Warwick.
Have it all weekend.

We will stay in a hotel.

Good, great.

Eat some pide.

Wash it down with some sa-ki!

So you don't keep your honey
in the fridge?

Actually...

Well, actually honey has enzymes
that keep microbes out.

It's better at room temperature.

Tom tells me that Max is leaving
the country in a couple of days.

Mm-hm. Yeah.

No plans to go with him?
No, I'm cool here.

Hey, you are home early.

Hm.

Place went out of business before
the first cocktail was poured.

Ow!

Got in OK?

Yeah, well,
Miranda let me in eventually.

Well, if you look on the table

you will see that you don't
have to wait anymore.

Tom Wilcox,
are these the keys to your heart?

Oh, Tom has had a few sets made.

So this bar is half finished
and the guy is just abandoning it?

Mm.

Have you done much work on it?

Heaps.

Can I see what you've done?

Mm.
Yeah?

(GASPS) Wow!

It's a fantastic space and location.
Mm.

And the upstairs apartment
is rented as well?

Yeah, I think it's
all on the same lease.

They were going to get me
to quote a conversion up there

if down here started booming.

So are you serious about this?

Running my own place was always
the plan but I just got...trapped.

It's time to get out.

What would this bar be like?

Excellent wine list, naturally.

Naturally.

But no, apart from that,
just nothing too polished.

We could make it a pop-up.

Yeah,
it's a small bar licence, right?

It's not expensive.

Babe, it's the fit-out that costs.

I think I know a good cabinetmaker.

This is your design?

Yeah.

And it's all mine,
seeing as I haven't been paid.

I mean, I've got some savings
but I probably...

Definitely still need
a silent investor.

Cabinetmaker can't help you there

but he might have some
friends who could.

Mum left me and Dad for Kate

so, I don't know, she should
have tried harder or something.

Hang on.

Is she still getting changed?
Yes.

Is this why you're being so horrible
to her, so you can get even?

I'll call you back.
Good luck with the interview.

Tough love. It's how it works.

OK, well, thanks for your help but
I think I can take care of her now.

I swear I'm not trying to pull rank,

it's just I've been
here before with my dad.

He was a mess for years.
And you are still blaming her.

No, but letting her lie there
isn't helping her either.

She got up yesterday to meet you.
And she's gone backwards today.

I know the signs.

You don't want a depressed parent.

Girls...

Look, I didn't feel like a shower.

But did somebody say
something about lunch?

Coming right up.

GRACE: You did what?

Max and I tracked down a guy.

How?! What, on Facebook?!

Max has a journalist contact in Rio

and they sent through the pictures
of the suspects in the case and...

It doesn't matter.

I saw the guy's picture
and I know who it was

and I know that my family
will be safe

so I can go to the FBI as a witness
and apply for protection visa.

Shh!

And then Max says that I won't have
to go back to Rio to testify,

will I?

I don't know, because, like Max,
I'm not an immigration lawyer.

Did Max also have an opinion on how
this would affect our spousal visa?

Well, if I go for a protection visa

then we can call
the marriage visa off.

Hey. Carlos, nice to see you.

You too. How are you?

We're just having lunch.

Oh, gosh, don't be silly.

Take the arvo off or work from home.

Go be newlyweds! See you!
Bye.

How am I supposed to tell everyone
that it didn't work out

after two months?

How is that not going to look
like it's completely fake?!

I thought that you would be happy

to not have to be married to me
anymore.

MAX: It's such a great shot.

Yeah, thanks.
Well, say goodbye to the beach.

Hey, have you ever been to Bali?

No, but it's on the list.

I could meet you there
for a week or so.

It's close enough for both of us.

Meaning what?

You want to keep things going?

Well, I'm sure we could both do
with a holiday.

Really?

(KNOCK AT DOOR)

Max, have you got a minute?
Yeah.

Carlos tells me that you two
have been playing boy detective.

Well, I spoke to a colleague,
that's all.

You don't know whether
identifying this man

will help with
the Rio investigation.

Grace...

You may not want to be married to me

and I realise it's been
torture for you,

but our spousal visa
is already in the system

and pulling out will only expose us.

Am I missing something here?

I thought the whole point was
you wanting out of the marriage?

You can apply for both visas
at the same time.

Problem solved.
No, problem not solved.

If you publish the story

then that is asking Immigration
to put us under the microscope.

As I explained to Carlos, it helps
his case to make it high-profile.

Bullshit.

You just want to file some copy.

This is our lives.

Wow!
This place could be so amazing!

We think so too.

So are you...? You aren't...?

Well, that is what Tom
is talking to Rob about.

Actually we wanted to ask you guys
how you would feel

about taking this place on with us?

No, sorry...

You know, I'll just leave it to Tom
to talk to you both.

Um...

I mean, it's not something
I've ever thought about

but Rob doesn't have the headspace.

It's all about the baby.

You're already invested.

It's just some money
and a bit more labour.

Sasha has got you
wrapped around her little finger.

Oh, it's nothing like that!
Oh, yeah?

Well, yeah,
I mean, it was Sasha's idea, yes.

But she's not wrong.

Pop-ups can get a big return
on small risk.

I'd put in the capital if I had it.

Do you trust her?

Because, you know, you don't jump
into a commitment like this

unless you trust someone.

I nearly had the full deal
with her once.

Kids running around the backyard.

I want that now.

Mate, I'd love to do this with you.
We would have some fun.

We would have ridiculous levels!

Just give it a minute!

Dude, just think about it!

Don't worry. It happens.
It happens to everyone.

But that has never happened
to me ever.

Look, I'm surrounded by all
my wife's stuff - that's what it is.

No, I get it. I totally get it.
Well, what do you say?

Let's give it another go.
(KNOCK AT DOOR)

(KNOCK AT DOOR)

Dad, hi.

This is my son Tom.
This is my friend Vanessa.

But you don't need to remember that
because I'm going to take off.

Do you mind staying with him
for a while?

He's feeling a bit low.

What? No, stay. I'm feeling good.

One of these days you are going
to make a great dirty weekend

but at the moment
you're just not ready.

Oh, I'm ready. I am ready!

You don't have to leave!

I want to, though. Bye.

Bye.
Bye.

Brought a random back
to Mum's apartment?

Our apartment.

OK. So was it to prove that you
could still pull?

I think you might want to run
these moves by me, first, Dad.

Mum is going to know you're
just trying to make her jealous.

Oh, it didn't work anyway.
She's off happy with him.

So Mum has got the hand
in the break-up now.

It's all about who has got the hand.

I have no hand.

You might want to start
with some dignity.

Dad!

Unbelievable. The embassy has
misplaced my visa application.

Do you think you'll get it in time?

I'm sure it's just a hiccup
but I have to do some chasing.

Well, maybe you can write
a story about it.

Look, I don't understand the details

but Grace obviously isn't happy
with the Carlos story you're doing.

Grace thinks she knows everything.

Look, he knew I was trading
information for an exclusive.

That was our deal.

Yeah, but some things are more
important than a story, Max.

You don't want me to file it?

No.

OK. I won't.

Really?

Done.

Are you using bleach on that?

Thank you for cleaning the mirror.

What you said before...

It isn't torture
being married to you.

That's not why I wanted to get out.

Really, it doesn't matter.

What was torture was watching you
lie to your parents about us

and your dad saying that
I would be his son-in-law.

I don't want you to have to pretend
that you're in love with me.

Well, I appreciate the sentiment

but this isn't something that we
can just snap our fingers and undo.

Well, the way that Max put it

it seemed like
a reasonable alternative. It isn't.

Look, hopefully I've stopped him
from putting the story out

and we can just forget all about it.

Yeah. Let's just forget about it.

First there is denial
and bargaining.

Then what?

Anger.

Or is it chocolate?
No, it's chocolate, definitely.

(PHONE RINGS)

It's Kate.

Are you going to talk to her?
No.

It's only going to get harder
the longer you wait.

Hi, Kate. It's Dani.

She doesn't want to talk to you.

No, not right now.

I will tell her that
you want her to come over.

Bye.

Did she say she was going to
force me to move in with her

because she is my, and I quote,
biological mother?

Is that a possibility?

She's such a hypocrite.

Always going on about the fact
that we are equal parents

until it suits her and then
she pulls out the biological card.

That's what I was trying
to tell you yesterday.

You just don't know somebody's
character, their ethics, nothing,

until you divorce them.

The bar is going to be amazing.

Sasha knows what she's doing.

What did Tom say?

I turned him down.
Why?

Our fixed deposit is not earning
any interest.

We don't need much.
It's a pop-up bar.

We've got a lot of expenses
coming up, babe.

With the baby, you mean?

That's hard to know though,
isn't it?

When you and Jade
haven't faced any of those issues.

Couldn't you have done that today
instead of going for a surf?

It's not about having enough time,
it's about finding the right time.

I don't want to get Jade offside
and create a hostile environment.

Rob, the baby is coming.

Yeah, I know that.

Our lives are about
to change forever.

I'd like to know the parameters,
our money, the finances -

is it all going to be
about the baby now?

No! It won't be like that.

Then what will it be like?

Also, I like the idea of the bar.

Maybe you could have discussed that
with me first before deciding.

Why do you need my password?

Why did you change it?

Because I can't have a business

and keep the password I've had
since I was 12.

Honey, Backstreet Boys
was easy to remember.

Hang on.
I've got it written down somewhere.

Dani?
Hm.

Do you smell that?

Steve, I'll call you back.

(LAUGHS)

She's found her angry stage.

What are you doing?

This is insane!

I feel completely sane.

I want to do one!

Don't get too close.

Can you both please just calm down
and come inside?

Why?!

Because you have neighbours
and a really nice driveway.

I don't want to calm down.

You know, she brought these
paintings from her art dealing,

cat loving, cliche
of a lesbian girlfriend.

I hated them at the time
and I hate them even more now!

You know,
this is terrible parenting.

No, Mum. It's great parenting.

She's right.

You are great!

(BOTH SCREAM)

What are you doing?

Well, if you won't
come to the shower

then the shower will come to you.

Don't! Oh, don't!

(SCREAMS AND LAUGHS)

CAL: Hey.
MAGGIE: It's not too cold.

Yeah, right.
(PHONE BEEPS)

Oh. Vanessa is gone.

Well, that's probably a good move.

Oh, Warwick wants to talk.

Hey, hey.
Don't let this knock you around.

He's just trying to get a reaction.

He's being a dick.

Don't talk about him like that.

Maggie, deep down
he wants you to be happy.

Yeah,
I can't ignore his feelings, though,

just because I'm happy.

You cannot be the one
to give him sympathy.

(SHRIEKS)

(DOOR CLOSES)
Hey.

Did you have anything for dinner?

No, I'm not staying home.

I'm just getting my books
and going to the library to study.

Oh, I just...

I thought that you might have
been shopping.

I was at the police station.

I made a report identifying the guy
who killed the cop in Rio.

Why would you do that?

It's so easy for you to say
forget it, isn't it?

But me telling the truth
is not about you, Grace.

I needed to do it.

This is everything
that we were trying to avoid.

The cop with a knife in his neck
was alive when he looked at me.

And now I know who killed him

so everything else,
we can do whatever you want,

but I had to report it.

And don't bother.

You don't have to tell me how stupid
I am or how wrong it was.

I can't even wipe my own arse
according to you.

(DOOR SLAMS)

Bye, Luce!

Can you tell her

that I've programmed takeaway to
be delivered every night this week?

You don't need
to be thinking about food.

It will just magically appear, huh?

Hm.
Like you?

I'm sorry about yesterday.
Forget what I said.

You and Steve
don't need exit clauses.

You are wonderful together.

See you soon.

Yeah.

Didn't you go to yoga this morning?

Calm and centred.

That's how I'm going
to get through this.

And alcohol.

So that's why you're keen
on this wine bar?

That's right.

There is just so much stuff
that is going to happen to you

and I'm not going
to be a part of it.

OK, well, let's have a look
at Tom's business plan.

I'll talk to Jade and we'll
make some plans there as well.

But I want you there
in those discussions

because you are part
of everything that happens to me.

It's so scary not knowing
how this is going to change things.

I'll call Jade
and get her to come over.

Hm? First instinct?

I'm worried.

Yeah, I just really want
to make it happen for her.

See, that is the wrong reason.

All romantic. Not practical.

You're just saying that
because you're not in love.

If you were, you'd be jumping
on a plane to Jakarta.

Yeah, you're right.

I'm not loved up
so I'm thinking rationally. Hm?

You asked for my opinion.

You're jumping into this, Tom.

Hey, babe!

Hey!

I need your man muscles.

There are some very old bottles
in there you do not want to break!

Mm-hm. What are these for?

I...

..swiped them after I quit.

The restaurant?

I thought I might as well
just bring them here.

I haven't found an investor yet.

We will. Full faith.

I was thinking maybe we should just
wait and do some research first.

But I spoke to the landlord.

Already?

Look, I can't afford
the rent at my place.

The upstairs apartment,
it isn't as insane as you'd expect

so I transferred the deposit.

Tom, I've seen this place now
and I want it.

Actually, no, I need it.

Hm.
You know what? Don't worry.

I will find another partner somehow.

No, no, no, no.

I just... This is...

This is good. I just need to
get my head in the game.

This is happening.

Yeah.

Today can't happen again.

I don't want this
descending into a farce.

It's not fair to us, or to Tom.

Yeah.
Sorry I crashed in on you like that.

OK. Good.

Is that it?
Is that what you wanted to say?

Callan thinks deep down
you want me to be happy.

What do you think?

I think deep down
you want to kill me.

Him even more so.

Is it just
because he is someone else?

Is it because he dances?
I can dance.

Warwick,
it's what we've talked about.

We both want different things.

(TEARFULLY) I love you, Maggie.

I know.

And I love you too.

That's the point -
we can't just figure it out.

You and Rob haven't had a real
conversation about any of this.

I don't see
how that is your concern?

She is my wife.

Access. Can we start with that?

Rob can see the baby
whenever he likes.

OK. On what days?

How many days a week?
Can it stay the night?

Can it stay here just with me?

What about the surname?

What would that be?
The baby will have my name.

Hang on a minute...

Alright.

Well, this is all stuff
that needs to be formalised.

Do you think I'm going
to cause problems?

Use the child as a bargaining chip?

It's a possibility.

Nice.

I don't have to save your feelings.

We are not friends.

No, you're right. We're not.

It's good to be honest.

You are never allowed to divorce me.

If you do, I'm going to burn
all of your worldly possessions.

Can't help it. It's in my DNA.

Agreed.

But we still need an exit clause.

I know you were worried about
offending me, so I did it myself.

Grace drew one up for me.

Steve!
No, don't...

Don't focus on the breaking up part.

We'll just put in an exit clause
because in 30 years' time

our kids are going to want
to take the business from you, OK?

So we'll need to be protected so
they don't put us in a nursing home.

Cheeky little brats.

So entitled.
Hm.

Can I have a look?

Oi!

If we can't trust each other to
get divorced with love and respect

then I may as well
start burning your stuff now.

Fine.

So you're not going
to Jakarta at all

or you're just putting it off
for a while?

Probably won't go at all.

Right.
And it's just because of the visa?

What else would it be about?

Oh, I don't know.

I mean, you're moving to Jakarta
and then suddenly you're not.

How am I supposed to know what
it's about?

Well, at least
we can keep doing what we're doing.

Well, that is, unless you've got
some other guy on stand-by?

I always feel like
you're being obscure.

Like I'm only getting
half the story with you.

Don't worry.
You're getting the exciting half.

(PHONE BEEPS)

Ah!

Hold that thought.
What is it?

It's an interview
with a shift worker.

It's the only window they've got.
Do you have to go?!

Yeah, I do.

Hey, I've just seen Tom.

Have you heard about the bar?

I've made an appointment with
a real estate agent.

Someone is going to be around there
to do an evaluation.

Sorry?

We need to get an idea
of the asking price for the flats.

Why?

It's what you do in a divorce,
Maggie. Ordered assets.

Figure out what
we have to split up,

which will be bugger all
once we square our debts

but best to get this thing moving.

But why so soon?

I...

I mean, I'm not the only one
who is going to be affected.

I'm not trying to hurt anyone.

Tom is a big boy. He hasn't got
commitments to worry about.

He'll be fine.

My friends and family,
they don't understand

They think they'll lose so much
if you take my hand

But for you-ooh

You-ooh, I'd lose it all

Give me one reason why
I should never make a change

CARLOS: Miranda!

Hey!
Hi.

What are you doing
walking around in the dark?

I've been stalking Max.

Oh, alright.

No, honestly, I have.

He left my bed to interview a shift
worker, but he actually went home

and was having sex
with his so-called cleaner.

Yeah.
You followed him home?

I'm crazy! He is driving me crazy!

He's going to Jakarta,
he's not going to Jakarta.

I don't know why he was
and I still don't know why he isn't.

And he doesn't explain?

No, he just changes the subject.

I know we're only casual
but we're meant to be exclusive

so why is he seeing other women?

You like him.

I don't even know him.

I think...I think he has
drug problems, intimacy problems...

..telling the truth problems...

How can I be with someone that I
can't trust or I can't get close to?

You're asking the wrong person
for advice.

I...I'm with the person I want to be
with but I'm not with her at all.

Being with someone and not being
with them fully, it's torture.

You shouldn't waste your time
with this guy.

(SIGHS)

He shouldn't want to be with
other women - not when he has you.

You're sweet, Carlos.

(SIGHS)

Why are we both in this place?

I don't know.

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