All language subtitles for Wonderland s02e13 Burn.eng

I think they're biased against women.
I got the job.

Some chick has baked
homemade muffins

and left them on my doorstep -
this is not good.

I'm coming home next week.
I'll book a flight now.

Your job is more important.

There is nothing more important
to me in this world than you.

What are you gonna tell them, huh?

Hey!

Considering your visa status,
this time I'm contacting Immigration

and informing them
we're intending to charge you.

I've only ever been
in one relationship before,

so this is a little strange for me.

I have to get ready soon.
What for?

I've got a... a prior engagement.

Have you seen a light
wooden box about this big,

with a gold lock on it?

The Sasha Box?

Sasha was very beautiful,
but troubled.

So, what went wrong?
She betrayed him.

What are you doing with that?

Will you come in!

I know it's not until tomorrow,
but Warwick's coming down,

and I might not see you.
Nah.

It's always nice to have presents
when you first wake up anyway.

Happy birthday, for tomorrow.
Thank you so much, Maggie.

Ooh, hang on - there's a card!
Oho!

I would have offered you
breakfast in bed,

but our family dropped
that tradition a long time ago.

So, what are your plans
for the big day?

Oh, thank you.

I'm trying to pick a restaurant.
Yes?

Tom's taking me somewhere special.

Oh! That's wonderful!
Mmm.

And at the moment,
I'm torn between Hawkstone...

Oh, that looks nice.
I know, right?

But Sails is ahead,
because it has rabbit on the menu,

and I LOVE rabbit.

Rabbit?
Mmm.

Really?
Mmm.

Gosh.

Yeah, I... I love it.

And they have wines
to match everything.

You know, I have heard
great things about Hawkstone.

Really?
I would definitely book Hawkstone.

And don't worry about his wallet.

Oh. Sorry.

Ugh. Damn. It's work.

I have to go back.

I'm sorry.
Oh, that's alright.

Have a great day tomorrow.
Oh, thank you.

I'll see you soon.
Bye. Mwah!

Bye.

Oh, it is SO beer o'clock.

You want one?
No, no.

I need my hand-eye coordination
if I'm gonna get this dish right.

Let me tell you a little secret.

The trick is
you start drinking early,

and then, by the time
FAT night starts,

you're too drunk to even care
about the competition.

Well, I'm seeing Max after dinner,

so I don't want to turn up
with my underpants on my head.

He's in Port Hedland,
doing a story on the strike,

but he's back tonight.

Well, you know what they say
about journos on assignment -

interview all day,
intercourse all night.

Was that... meant to be funny?

It's a fact.
Oh.

Mmm.

Hey, how do you feel about dinner
parties two nights in a row?

Why?

'Cause it's Ava's birthday tomorrow.

Uh, I was planning on taking her
to dinner tomorrow night.

Oh. Right. OK.
Yep.

I told her to pick somewhere nice.

But... I can cancel.

No, no, go ahead.
You know, she's all yours.

Come on, Warwick - answer.

You are not gonna believe this -
I have just seen Sasha.

And I don't know
what to do about Tom.

Call me.

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- OK, so, no names.
- Oh, here we go.

OK? No names.

Uh, wait - is that surnames
or just first names?

Any names - nicknames, anything.

Only "Oi, you" and stuff like that.

So, no names, no pointing?

- Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
- Oi!

You pointed!

Oh, no,
I was just asking a question.

How delicious
does losing taste, Thomas?

No names!
Oh...!

So, the secret I picked up
in Singapore is

think twice before you accuse
someone else of breaking the rules.

Hey, exactly how many times
did you and Rebecca play this game?

Hey!

Oh, no!

You'd better get those bones
knitting, baby.

Ugh! Bet you the perfect PA
never calls him Steve...

Oh, my God!

I didn't! I didn't! I didn't!

Oh, my God - we all pointed!

Hey!

Uh, there's some pumpkin
risotto over there,

but steer clear of the shots.

Hey, thanks. I'm starving.

What, are you worried about
Song starting next week?

Yeah, no,
it's not the best start,

having the new senior lawyer
know that I lied about Nick.

Oh, Nick - I said his name.

You know what? You should go in
on the charm offensive

and arrive with a box of cronuts.

Oh, I think it is gonna take
a little bit more

than an overdose of fat and sugar
to get Song back on side.

Oh, crap - I said her name.

Uh, what's a cronut?

It's a cross between
a croissant and a doughnut,

and it's super-delicious.

Uh, not as delicious
as my sauteed strawberries.

Ohh! Bring it on!

Yes! Good!

Sorry.
I want that in me.

More risotto!

Grace, you're smashed.

Oh, and your powers of observation
are staggering.

I might call it a night.

Are you OK?
Goodnight, mate.

Yeah.
Yeah, he's just weird.

He's just suffering
from general weirdness.

What did you do to him in Rio?

Grace!

See you, guys.

- Bye.
- See ya.

That was yum. I'm gonna grab a shower.
OK.

Now, I've spoken to Ava,

and she's very happy
to do birthday dinner at home.

Oh, no, no, no -
I don't want to spoil your plans.

Plus, I can cook anytime.

You could cook for Max.

Where's Max? How is Max?

Um, he's away.

But we have been text-flirting.

Mmm. He probably group-texts.

Can you stop, please?

Not too many texts - just... enough.

But, you know, I don't want
to be that partner that's like,

"Why aren't you replying
to my texts?"

"Partner"?

Oh, no, I don't mean 'partner' -
I mean... uh...

One-night stand?

Excuse me!
I'm sorry.

That's... Oh, sorry.
Oh, my God!

I got it. I got it.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Are you alright?

That's awesome!

Good job.
Yeah.

Oh. You ARE back.
Hey.

Yeah, um, I wasn't sure
whether you were or not.

So, um, I just wanted
to let you know

that that smoke and the alarm
and everything was, um...

..uh, it was nothing.

So...

OK.
Yeah. So...

Actually, it was something -
it was a fire.

Um, but not a big fire.

So I just wanted to let you know,
in case you were panicked, um...

And I wasn't.
Good. Good.

You never told me you were
the building's fire warden.

Well, I didn't want
to intimidate you.

Actually, I was gonna ask
if I could borrow the helmet.

Right.

Look, if you're not too busy, um,
you know, fighting fires...

Yes?

..you might want
to, um, come inside?

OK.

Uh, Song, it's Grace here.

Um, I'm really sorry
for the late-night message.

Um...

Oh, you are gonna be
so great in this job.

And you have my full support.

And I'm serious.

At least, I... wwww...

At least, I was actually thinking

about that time
that we went up to...

Whose bright idea
was this again?

Ugh. I can't remember.

Let's just go
for a surf down here.

I can't be buggered driving
all that way. I need a coffee.

It's times like this
I miss 24-hour room service.

Mmm.

Alright.

Man, you've gotta be
loving it over there, huh?

Drinking games? The high life?

Yeah.

It just feels wrong without Dani.

Yeah, right.
No, I'm serious, man.

The guys I work with
have wives back home

as well as girlfriends in Singapore.

And that's just... not me.

Well, how do they get away with that?
I don't know.

Everyone lives in this tiny bubble.

I don't want to go
to the same place every night,

see the same people
do the same things.

Well, not like we do here.

No, but it's clients and expats -
it's not mates.

I want to be in bed
watching movies with my wife.

Are you really doing it tough?

I hate it over there, man.

Especially without her.

Well, why don't you just whack her
on a plane and get her over there?

No, I can't. We agreed to wait
till the leg's fixed, for her sake.

She's pretty good
on the boot now, mate.

I think... she might be up
for the move sooner than you think.

You reckon?
I reckon.

Oop.

Hey! No! That's supposed
to be my job.

Well, thank you
for the brekkie in bed.

My mum always insisted
on birthday breakfast in bed,

until my 14th birthday,
when things got a bit awkward.

Now she... knocks.

That's great.
Mmm.

Well, looks like this will live
to see another day.

Yeah. If we can
get rid of the smell.

Well, we can just get pizzas
tonight, if you like,

and still include Miranda.

No, I think we should
stick to our plan,

go out together.

Have you decided
on a restaurant yet?

Mmm. Something you need
to know about me, Tom.

Hmm?
I can never make up my mind.

Which is why I said
that I would book it.

Well, if you're having
trouble deciding,

I can always make it
a surprise for you.

No.
No?

It can be a surprise
for you instead.

Perfect.

Oh, GOD!

42 minutes?!

I left a 42-minute message
on Song's voicemail last night

at 1:00 in the morning.

Oh.

What the hell was I saying
all that time?!

Uh, it wasn't just what you were saying.
What?

Well, I... I heard you singing.

What?!

Uh, it was, like,
a '90s medley, or...

Oh... Why didn't you stop me?!

Well, I didn't know
that you were on the phone.

I...thought that you were having
your own little private party.

I think I was trying to remind her
how much fun we used to have at uni,

and we... we used to do karaoke.

Did you used to sing
MMMBop by Hanson?

No.

Yeah, that was in the medley.
Oh, God.

I have just made things
so much worse.

Wait - where are you going?

Why are you abandoning me
and my time of crisis?

I need to go see the rent boy.
Oh. Um...

Your Alanis Morissette, Ironic -
beyond reproach.

Oh...

Hello?

It's Colette. Who's this?

Hi, Sandra.

Uh, sorry, no.
I think Rob's gone for a surf.

N-no. Actually, I just woke up.

Yep, I will ask
your son to call you.

OK. Bye.

I'm sorry about this.

I wrote the number down wrong
last time.

The guy won't come until he has it.
That's fine.

Hey, would you prefer
if I go through the agent next time?

No.

Well, it's just, um, that
the rent hasn't come through yet.

Oh. Sorry.
Yeah.

Here -

I'll give you cash.

Uh, look, I know that I just
completely bypassed the agent,

but I think when it comes to money

we should stick
to official channels.

My husband's a little anal.

Not with me.

That is not what I meant.

OK.

Uh, look, is there any, uh,
point in talking to you

about doing a story
on my waste-to-energy plant?

You know, I'm probably not
a good fit for that.

Do you... want to... get it?

You know what? I'll have a look
into, uh, doing your story, OK?

As a favour to my landlady.
Uh...

Oh. Uh, great. Well,
I'll drop the information over.

Great. Well, if I'm not here,
just put it in an envelope

and slip it under the door.

Uh, O... OK.

Thanks.
Bye.

Hey.

Oh - you brought me tea.

White with half a sugar, right?
Mm-hm.

Yum.

- I'm here!
- Finally.

I called you again this morning.
You didn't answer.

Didn't want to be on the phone.
Cops are all over that freeway.

I couldn't sleep at all last night.

What are we gonna do?
What do you mean?

I mean, do we tell Tom
about seeing Sasha or not?

Well, it's a big city.

If they haven't run into each other
yet, they're not going to.

But this is the whole point -

Ava wants to eat at the restaurant
where Sasha's working.

Tonight, Warwick!

What is she, a waitress?
Sommelier.

So do I warn him or not?

I don't see the value
in you interfering.

He'd want to know.
Would he?

He's put all that Sasha drama
behind him.

Uh, that's not exactly true.

And I'd want to know.

But at the same time
I'm terrified if I tell him

he'll charge
straight across to see her.

I doubt it.

Maybe Tom's more over
the break-up than you think.

Or maybe he's more over it than you.

So, how much longer
do you have to wear the boot?

Ugh. Forever.

Nah. I've only got two more
specialist appointments, so...

Hey!
Hey!

You and your boot and the beach
have made friends again.

I'm getting pretty good at it now.
Good times.

Mmm.

You guys want to go for brunch?

Cool.
Yeah.

Hey, um, can...
can we catch up with you?

Yeah.

Yeah.
Alright.

So I guess we'll... catch you later.

OK. See ya.

Hey...

Do your family know
that we're together?

Sorry?

Your family -
do they know we're on again?

Um, I don't...

I'll give you a hand.

No, they don't.

What's going on?

Your mum called the house, and she
was very surprised to hear my voice.

I just... I wanted to tell her
in person, you know?

Or...

..were you avoiding it because you
didn't want to hear her bag me out?

You and me back together
is what I want more than anything.

Alright? I have no doubts.

Are you off?
Yeah. Yeah.

I've got a few bits
and pieces to get organised.

It's Ava's birthday today.

What are you up to later?

No idea yet.

Um, it's kind of hard
to think past this deadline.

Right. Well, if you
need some inspiration...

You don't want to be
the inspiration for this story.

What are you working on?

Uh, it's just a freelance piece.

Oh, OK. Well, um, good luck,
and, um, I might catch you later.

OK.

You know, my family's
gonna support me

whatever I do, wherever I live,

and whoever is stupid enough
to live with me.

It's their job.

Speaking of which,
how stupid are you feeling today?

Scale of 1 to 10 -
1 being, "Let's just keep walking",

10 being...

.."Yes, Rob, I'd love
to move back in with you"?

I'm... just not at the 10 mark yet.

Look, I know you said
we should just enjoy it,

but I'm enjoying it, so much.

I'd just like to enjoy it
all the time.

Hello, darling.
Hi, Mum.

Have you been having a cheeky fag?
Oh, don't be silly.

I haven't smoked for a decade!
Uh-huh.

Are you all set for the dinner tonight?
For the what?

Oh, it's lovely that you're taking Ava out
somewhere special for her birthday.

Oh! Right. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, no, looking forward to it.

So, I guess this means things
are going well between you two.

Oh, so, are we having
a romance talk?

Hmm?

Have you told Ava about Sasha?

Why would I do that?

Well, it's just that when you
first get together with someone,

you usually talk about those things.

OK.

But in my case that'd be pointless,

seeing as Sasha's got nothing
to do with anything anymore.

Darling, you have this whole box dedicated
to your ex-girlfriend's memory.

Who told you that? Miranda?

I just think, if you're moving
forward with someone else,

then it's probably good
to let go of the past.

Do you know what, Mum? I don't want
to sound like a arsehole

but, times like this, I really wish
we didn't live in the same building.

I'm just trying to make sure
that you've had some... No! Bad chat!

..closure.
Bad chat, Mum.

I saw Tom.
I didn't tell him about Sasha.

I hope I've done the right thing.

What's this about?

I found it in the draw.

It tastes a terrible
for what it's worth.

I could smell it on you
as soon as I came here.

Lying in bed last night, read,
living the whole...

time.
I just had it's overwhelming edge.

Are you stressed out about it?

Warwick, you should have seen
him react on her name brought up.

I just wanted to test the waters.

And she's still
not out of his system.

I think it's best
to keep the lid on it.

Que?

This letter says they're
cancelling my student visa.

You were informed the
Immigration Department would be told

about the alleged incident.

Alleged - exactly.

Nothing has been proven, so...
It's out of our hands.

No, they can't cancel my visa
before the case is heard.

I mean, innocent
until proven guilty, right?

It was your second assault offence.

S-sir. Please.

Can't you just call them

and tell them
the case isn't even in court yet?

I mean, this is my whole life
we're talking about.

Sorry.

Eyes closed.
Promise.

Is it a pony?

Yes, it's a pony.

Ah. Thanks, buddy.
Turn it round.

It's the one that you said was
your favourite from my exhibition.

Oh. Wow. Thank you so much.

That's OK.

And it's the same as Tom's.

Well, you both have
spectacular taste in art.

He has print number one,
and you have number two.

Ah.

But there's plenty more
birthday fun to come...

..when I come back from the shops.

Oh!
Mwah!

See you soon.
OK.

Bye.
Bye.

How does one acquire a roll of cash?

Deal drugs.
Oh, don't say that.

Ugh! I don't know.

I'm sure there are plenty
of other explanations.

I just can't think of any.
Oh, he's dodgy.

Well, he's attractively dodgy.
No, I'm worried about Miranda.

Why? I mean, she could do
with some bad boy action.

Oh, come here.
Oh.

I want to smother you in kisses
while I still have the chance. Ugh.

Mmm. Can we just remember that
some of us are violently hung-over

and that public displays
of affection may cause nausea.

You really are rocking
that boot now.

Mmm! It's just like a real leg.

Does that mean you're up for an
outdoorsy husband date this arvo?

I've got something to ask you.

That sounds promising.
Yeah?

Romantic picnic before I head off?

Alright, I gotta organise.

Oh, that could be Song.

Is all forgiven?

No. It's Carlos.

I'm too hung-over for this.
What does that mean?

"I need to see you now."

I told you this would happen.

It's so hard to resist Carlos
when he's in full flight.

He's all serpent hips
and flashing eyes.

Are you still drunk?

Maybe.

Then you should definitely shag him.

Hello, Grace.
Oh. Hey. I just got your text.

Yeah. I was already in the street.

I'm... I'm sorry that
I called you weird last night.

Don't worry.

Um, Grace, I have a big problem,
and I need your help.

Um, yeah,
I'm not at my best today, sorry.

Grace, this is urgent.

This is different to the courier.

How? You still punched the guy.

No, I... I tackled him,
to stop him from getting her.

What is with this whole
'knight in shining armour' thing?

I didn't know that she was lying.

It doesn't matter
whether she was lying or not.

You can't go around attacking people just
because you think they're doing the wrong thing.

Defending people. No, there are
proper legal channels to go through

if you think there's
a domestic violence issue.

OK, so, then,
how do I beat Immigration

through... proper legal channels?

You need a licensed
immigration lawyer.

That's not my field.

Come on, Carlos,
you were always gonna go home.

This is just a little bit earlier
than expected.

No, it's... it's not an option.

If you just went back for a...
It's not an option!

I'm not going back.

Grace doesn't want to help me.

Well, have you told her?
The whole story?

I...I don't want to have to
explain, you know...

So, how... how can we help?

Ugh. Well...

I hate to ask you guys,
since you already bailed me out,

but, um, could you lend me
some money?

I don't know how much a lawyer
will cost, but, um... Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, of course, we'll help.
Really? Yeah?

Thank you so much.
I really, really appreciate.

Um, I'll find out who to talk to,
and... you know...

Yeah, yeah. Alright. We'll, um...
Thank you.

You do that,
and we'll chat later, eh?

OK. OK. Thank you, man.
Yeah. Cool.

What's wrong?

I just...

I mean, I don't mind him
asking for money,

but I just don't want him
coming around here

laying all that stuff
about Brazil on you.

Why not?

Because I don't want you
getting upset and worried.

You are very sweet.

But stop protecting me.

Hey.

Um, have you got a lighter?

There's no matches in the kitchen.

What are you planning
to burn down now?

It was your fault.

Mmm.

Uh...

Hey, can you please not tell my mum
about my personal business?

I don't.

Yeah. Right.

Thanks.

Thank you for the cronut.

No problem.

Hey - birthday selfie.
Yeah.

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to me!

Mmmmm!
Mmm!

Mmm.

You know, the good thing about Max

is that we can
work together as well.

I love that.

Hang on - let me quality check
before you put it up.

Tick. Yeah?
Mm-hm.

Oh.

Max has posted a photo
with a beer next to a laptop,

saying, "Deadline smashed."

Looks like we've both got
a hot date tonight, lady.

Ah. Looks like we do.

- Hi!
- Hey.

So, word on the street is
it's knock-off time.

Word on the street is correct.

Um...

I can only stick around for one.

My mate Cappy
just came in from the NT.

Oh. Fine.
Sorry.

It's just a bit of a last-minute thing.
No, no, no.

I've got stuff to do anyway.

I just wanted to come over
for one beer and then go.

Great.

Hey.
Oh.

Cheers.
Cheers.

Hey.

What happened to your date?

Oh, Max had to catch up
with a friend.

I didn't want to get in the way.

Oh.

Catching up with a mate, was he?

Yeah. Cappy, from Darwin.

That's a shame.
Mmm.

It sounds like a case of a guy
that wanted one thing, got it

and then headed for the door,
if you ask me.

What is your problem with Max?

Don't you think
you're being a little naive?

Why?

Because he's interesting?

Or because he's interested in me?

Is that... is that so hard to believe?
No, of course not.

Do you... do you actually think
that he wants a relationship?

Well, we had a pretty amazing time
together, and actually,

he's the only guy since I've been
here that's made me feel happy.

So that's gotta say something,
right?

He's just a player.
You don't even know him!

Oh, I do.
Really?

Mm-hm.
Guys...

I know the walk, the talk,
I know how a guy like that thinks.

Why? Because it's the way
you walk, talk and think?

OK, whatever.

Maybe what bugs you about Max
is what bugs you about you.

Where's this coming from?

Living with you, Tom -
MONTHS of you.

Alright,
forget I even said anything.

I don't really want this.
Right.

Well, the truth hurts, huh?

The TRUTH is I saw Max
kissing another girl

the same night
that you guys hooked up.

THAT'S the truth.

Hurts, huh?

I mean, who does Tom think he is?

Are you sure that Max is as into
this relationship as you are?

Oh, my gosh.
Please, don't you start.

No, I'm not. I'm not.
I'm... I'm happy for you.

I...I am. I... I just...

He was pretty blunt
about wanting sex from the start.

Yeah, so what?
He's being open and honest.

When is that such a bad thing?

It's... it's... not.

But has he said
that he wants a relationship?

Grace, are you home?

Hey, um, no, you don't have to go.

You can stay.
No. I should... I should make a move.

Are you good?
Yeah, I'm fine.

OK.

Hi.
Hi.

What's wrong?

Yeah, no, I... I know all of that

and, like I said to him,
it's not worth fighting.

He's gonna get sent home anyway.

Listen, Carlos won't tell you this,
but I think you should know.

When we were in Brazil, we spent
a lot of time at his cousin's cafe.

We were there just before we left.

Don't tell me he punched someone.

These guys, uh...

..apparently drug lords,
stabbed a cop, in front of Carlos.

He had blood on his shirt -
that's how close he was.

Oh, my God.
And if these guys can stab a cop,

who knows what
they can do to Carlos?

Does... does he really think
they're gonna try and kill him?

Well, it's possible.

If you were him, would you risk it?

No.

Mummy!

What brings you...?

She cheated on you, Rob.
She's not worth your time.

Ugh! You didn't like her
BEFORE she cheated.

I had an instinct, and I was right.
You agreed.

Mum, will you give me a break?

Look, the whole reason
I rang this morning

was to tell you to thank Jenny.

Imagine when SHE picked up
the phone, cool as a cucumber.

Thank Jenny for what?

The muffins.

I told her you were single and you
might be needing looking after.

Mum!

Well, how was I supposed to know
you'd go running back to Colette?

You see, this is exactly why
I don't confide in you - this.

Jenny was good for you, Rob.
Colette isn't.

So Colette stuffed up!
It was one time!

She's a good person
and a great wife!

She keeps you away from us.
I mean it, Mum.

This is what I want, OK?

You need to quit butting in,
or I won't come round at all.

Oh...

You wouldn't do that -
you love your family.

I love her more.

Oh, great.

Be nice.
It's easier if I go.

Hi.
Hi.

Um...

Oh.

Hello, Sandra.

Colette.

I was just catching up with Rob.

Uh, it's... it's work.

Take it. I'll wait.

Rob Duffy.

Uh, yeah, I got the supplies.

Yeah, mate. No, we had...

You seemed surprised to
hear my voice this morning,

and now you're here.

Is there a problem?

I'm afraid you might hurt him again.

Why shouldn't I be?

Everybody makes mistakes, Sandra.

Oh, they certainly do.

And they can be forgiven.

Rob seems to think so, anyway.
Because he's a good man.

That's why I love him.

Well, the jury's still out for me,
so I hope you can deal with that.

You'd be surprised how much
I've learned I can deal with lately.

So, I suppose we'll be seeing you.

Uh, actually, Sandra, Rob has
asked me to move back in with him.

And I think you should be
the first person to know...

..that I'm accepting his offer.

Well...

Congratulations.

Just heading out.

Yeah, I, um... I just wanted
to have a bit of a chat first.

Sounds ominous.

Yeah, I hope not.

Um...

We're seeing each other, right?

I-I mean 'seeing each other'
seeing each other.

I just... wanted to make sure.

We're having fun, aren't we?

Um...

Is this exclusive fun?

What you want me to say, Miranda?

It's nice.

We're neighbours.
We... have excellent sex.

And I believe that should continue
as... as long as you want it to.

Yeah, it's... it's just we never
really discussed what this is.

What's to discuss?

Late-night doorknocking can be fun.

There's nothing wrong
with being casual.

Oh, my God.
I feel like such an idiot.

The thing is, I'm not really
a casual type of girl.

I'm sorry.

There won't be any more
late-night doorknocking.

Thank you for coming.

I was worried if I didn't
you'd leave another message.

Um, things have just been...

Because if you're keeping
me phone hostage

we should probably tell
my family I'm OK.

I'm... I'm sorry.
I suck at apologies.

Listen, there's no grudge.

Sure, it was a bit awkward at first,

but I'm excited
about us working together.

Good, good, 'cause I don't want there
to be any... No, seriously, I'm... over it.

Over it.

Yeah?

OK, 'cause, um, on... on top
of being a... a bad friend

and a needy colleague
and a drunk-dialler,

I actually need
to ask you a favour -

or technically,
a friend of yours, a favour.

I know, I'm the worst.

I thought you would go
straight to the police.

I'm gonna help you.

You'll get me out of this?
Well, I'll do what I can.

Um, my new boss's best mate is an
immigration lawyer, so I'm on that.

Thank you.

Listen, be... before, um,
we go any further,

I just want to be clear that

however much time
we spend working on this

that it is just... one friend
helping another friend.

OK?
Yes, of course.

Friends.

OK. Um...

So, the first thing we need to do

is go through visa fine print
and see if we can find a loophole.

Mm-hm.

Mmm. This is just beautiful.

I'm gonna be all about picnics
for the rest of your visits.

So, I have an item
to put on the agenda.

Ooh, me too.

Oh. You go first.

OK, my old work has offered me
a paid job for the next four weeks.

What?
Yeah.

It's a month-long contract, and
it fits perfectly in with my leg.

And, well, it'll be
a nice distraction

from pining for my delicious
husband while he's overseas.

You want to work?

Well, you know that I hated
having to leave before the launch,

and now I don't have to.

It's the only upside to me
breaking my leg.

Yeah.

So, come on - what was yours?

Oh, it's nothing important.

You can't do that.

I just wanted to tell you
how much I love you and miss you.

You don't have to put that
on the agenda to say.

Mwah.

What's up with Miranda?

It's a bit of a backhanded gift.

What's backhanded about it?

Well, you have the exact same print.

Mmm?
So, what's she trying to say?

That we're gonna need one each
when we break up?

Oh, I think you're
reading a lot into that.

Well, how do you read it, then?

Well, you said you like the print,
so if we're going off that

she's a... she's a great friend
who pays attention.

Hmm?
Mmm.

Yeah.

Can you, um... put this on?
Uh-huh.

It was your Mum's birthday present
to me and I want to wear it tonight.

OK.

Tom...
Hmm?

Why did you tell her about Max?

She needed to know.

Yeah, but not like that.

Hmm.

There you go.

Sometimes I...

..I feel like you take Miranda's
life a little too personally.

Yeah, well, she's my friend too.

Are you jealous of Max?

Are you... jealous of Miranda?

OK. No to both.

Good. Good.

Good.
Good.

Tom was right.

Since when is Tom ever right
about relationships?

I was being naive.

I just... wanted it to be
something more, because...

Just because, I guess.

For you to be so calm, you obviously
don't remember what it was like -

the whole disaster.

I remember a time
for about three months

when you existed solely
on caffeine and nicotine.

Tom was worse.

You're having flashbacks.

Getting back on the ciggies
is only gonna make it harder.

I know. I know.

Do you know, a walk along the beach
and a good chat -

I actually feel better.

I will not succumb.

Mmm.

The necklace looks great!
Aha!

What a sort!
Thank you.

So, did you decide on a restaurant?
Yes, we did.

Thank you for your input.

Yep. 'Night, Mum.

So... so, which one did you go with?

Why? Are you gonna come and try
and sell us roses over dessert?

We're going to Hawkstone.

It'll... It... Perfect.

Have a wonderful, wonderful night.

OK.

You will drive tonight.

OK.

You can change your mind
as many times as you like.

It's your birthday.

I'll cancel the Hawkstone booking
as soon as we're sitting.

Mm-hm.

Thanks, mate.

Um, actually,
let... let's go to Hawkstone.

Yeah, let's do that.
Oh, no, they'll have a table soon.

No. No. I just... I hate waiting
for a table. Come on, let's go.

OK, well,
ask how long it's gonna be.

No, no, no, no, no. Come on.

They don't even have
rabbit on the menu.

Let's go.
Oh.

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