All language subtitles for Wonderland s01e10 Mothers.eng

Oh, Christ!

I think I want a divorce.

- He loves you, Mum.
- I know that.

But he doesn't want
anything to change.

Breaking up with Adam,

it's like losing
this shared history.

You know, he's the last guy
I'll be with that knows Jeremy.

- I miss you.
- Yeah, I miss you too.

I'm trying to be a better man, and I
don't want to wreck any more lives.

Sorry. Excuse me.

Could I just get you to move
your pram just a little bit?

Oh! Sorry. Thank you.

I made it.

And I'm not even
meant to be here.

I'm meant to be
working from home.

- Hello? Carlos.
- Oh. Sorry.

Such a beautiful thing.

- Do you have a problem?
- Sorry?

- With me breastfeeding.
- No!

- So why are you staring?
- Oh, no, um, just...

- My boyfriend...
- Your boyfriend has a problem?

- No, no, no.
- No...

I wouldn't have to feed her
if you hadn't woken her up.

Sorry, I was just trying to
get past your enormous pram.

- It is taking up a lot of space.
- Excuse me?

Oh, no, I didn't say that.

It's hard for people
to get through. You know?

What do you expect me to do?
Just leave the baby outside?

That's it.
Look, you come in here.

You order one coffee.
And you block all my trade.

You know,
hot water for your bottles.

- Free babyccinos.
- We have a right to be here.

You don't have a right to leave
half-chewed sandwiches

you haven't bought here
all over my floor.

Oh, maybe we should just
all ca... calm down.

Don't tell me to calm down.
You started it.

Now you're going to abuse
my regular customers?

You know,
I think you should all leave.

- We're not going anywhere.
- Hey!

Out. Go!

Everyone. Everyone!

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I did nothing wrong!

I mean, the owner was clearly
harbouring grievances.

Just let it go!

This wouldn't have happened
if you hadn't been staring.

Oh, so now it's my fault?

You see a mother
breastfeeding, you look away.

- Instantly.
- I did look away.

You were the one staring.

I'm joking.

Breast milk
cures conjunctivitis.

It's a natural remedy few of us
have access to, sadly.

I just hate the way
that people assume

that if you don't have
children, you don't understand.

Well... you don't.

- Do you?
- What?

Understand how it feels
to be a mother.

I plan to be a mother.
I can imagine.

Not really.

I'm making pancakes,
if anyone's hungry.

I love mothers.

- So you were minding twins?
- Um, yeah, my cousins.

- Leo and Theo.
- Oh, cute.

Steve used to be called Leo
during his Ninja Turtle phase.

- There was no phase.
- So you're busy tomorrow, then?

Well, we're babysitting
for a few hours. Why?

'Cause Adam's coming down
for the weekend,

and I thought maybe
you'd want to catch up.

Bring him to FAT night.

Grace and Colette
are dying to meet him.

I get it. You need a buffer.
Get Tom to buffer.

- Happy to buffer.
- Forget it.

I'll just tell him his oldest
friend is too busy to see him.

Why do you need a buffer?

'Cause Adam's gonna
want to get physical.

I know the way his mind works.

And I'm just not ready
for that yet.

- Well, don't.
- Oh, yeah. Not that easy.

- Oh, I see.
- Yep.

What's not that easy?

Apparently, Miranda is gonna

find it difficult
to resist Adam's charms.

Oh, a little bit toey,
are we, sis?

Well, it's been a while for me,
and Adam's...

- You know.
- No. What?

We broke up, but not because
things weren't good

in that department.

- Overshare?
- Yep.

So it's true?

Yes. I was a Turtle.

And will be again.

- Oh, really?
- Mmm.

When I pass on sensei wisdom
to our own little Ninjas.

Uh, Ninja.

- To start with.
- No, in total.

What about
the other three Turtles?

Well, you'll just have to have
them with your second wife.

I've only ever wanted
to have one kid.

How many were you thinking?

- Really?
- Really.

You're not joking, are you?

Let me know
what you want for tonight.

I'll pick it up
when I'm doing the shopping.

Adam will be here.
I can do it.

He can come with me.

He's coming down
for the weekend.

You're gonna take him
grocery shopping?

So?

- Toothpaste.
- Sure. What type?

- Any.
- You must have a favourite.

You know - gel, whitening,
stripes, tartar control.

I don't really care.

- Seriously?
- Yeah.

I like variety.

Of course you do.

Uh-uh-uh!

- Hey, you.
- Hey!

- Good to see you.
- Yes. You too.

- G'day, Tom.
- Adam.

I'll just, um...

Just dump your stuff there
for now.

- Why? Where are we going?
- Out.

I only just got here.

Yeah, but there must be
plenty you want to see.

Seriously, I don't have to
do the tourist thing.

I'm really happy
just to hang with you.

- I've got to do some shopping.
- Hey. I'm cooking tonight.

Hope you like beef curry.

Uh... Yeah, sure.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how hot?

Uh, 10, I guess.

Me too.

We're having dinner with Tom?

Uh, it's not dinner.
It's... it's FAT night.

Come on.

Rob, Colette, Grace -
everyone cooks the same meal,

and then we compete.

And they're all
coming to dinner?

Yes! You'll enjoy it. And...

You know, we'll still be able
to spend time together.

- And Steve will be there.
- Uh, do you need a hand?

- I'm fine, thank you.
- Is that Adam? It can't be!

- Mum, let him help you.
- It's been a while, Maggie.

Uh, you just tell me
what you need me to do.

- Oh, don't tempt me.
- You behave yourself.

Can't do much else
with a broken hip.

You take her arm
and I'll take her bag.

There you go.

You must have been 13
when I saw you last.

- Now look at him. He's a hunk.
- Yep.

I notice my son isn't rushing
to help his grandmother.

That's because I'm scared
of her, Mum. Hello, Nanna.

You should be scared.
I don't like being helped.

She doesn't like being helped.

Good luck
getting into the will.

- Hasn't worked for me yet.
- Oh!

- Uh, watch the steps.
- I can see the steps.

I'm crippled, not blind.

- You're so adorable.
- Sleeping, yes.

They should stay that way
for the next couple of hours.

But just in case,
there's milk here.

Theo just bites the teat.
Make sure he actually drinks.

Leo has half
then needs burping.

Don't let him get his hands
stuck under his bib.

Nappies here, dummies,
BabyBjorns.

Oh, change mat.
Extra clothes.

Ear thermometer
and bottom wipes.

If you jangle the keys,
it stops Leo grizzling.

But it does make Theo cry.
So, um...

Oh! Theo loves
the toy hippo.

And Leo nibbles
the baby elephant's ears.

But, really, I mean,
they should just sleep.

OK. Thanks, guys. 'Bye.

- Get all that?
- Uh, yep. Theo loves the hippo.

Hey, you gonna be long?

I'm just, uh, coming.

Babe.

What's the urgency?

I've got a bit of black bean
beef wedged in my back tooth.

- Have you seen the floss?
- Um...

Leave you to it.

Yeah, you'll have to speak
to the owner again.

And, um, he's not in,
I'm afraid.

Right. Well, you can give him
a message from us.

- We'd like a formal apology.
- OK, yeah. I'll pass it on.

Thanks.

Oh, perfect timing!

Oh, that looks great.
But I'm running late.

You can't teach
on an empty stomach.

- It's not empty.
- What?

Don't worry. I'll...
I'll just take this.

- Everything alright?
- Yeah, I'm just in a rush.

Do you want to
have lunch today?

Maybe. Uh, I don't know.
Actually...

Um, maybe not. I, uh...
might have something.

Uh... Uh...
Are you gonna be home tonight?

- It's FAT night at Tom's.
- Yeah, but before that.

Yeah. Where else would I be?

Well, I'll see you then. Uh,
uh, uh, have a good day, baby.

Oh, great.

I mean, what idiot
parks you in?

Oh. Hi.

- I'm really glad to see you.
- Oh. Hello. Yes?

I just wanted to say,
about yesterday, I...

I hadn't had a lot of sleep.
I was a bit overwrought.

Oh. Really, it's so fine.
I totally understand.

- Have you got kids?
- No.

Oh. Then you don't.

You have no idea. Although
I'm sure one day you will.

OK. Well, something to look
forward to, you know. No sleep.

Anyway, it's the owner
that really upset me.

I don't blame you,
and for the record,

I'm not anti-breastfeeding.

I'm pro - any time, any place.
It really doesn't bother me.

- Why should it bother you?
- Really, it doesn't.

I think you could expose your
breasts all over the place.

She's the one
who parked you in.

- Is that your car?
- Um...

Yeah, I just popped in
to get a coffee,

just, you know, two minutes,
in and out.

Well, actually, uh, we were
getting coffee, so you...

You obviously went
somewhere else.

You avoided us.

Yeah. I...

I can't explain it.

What does that say?

You parked me in.

What if there'd been
some kind of emergency?

Unlike you, I don't
have the luxury of thinking

the entire world
revolves around me.

Please. I'm sorry. I gotta go.
I'll get out of your way.

Um, I...

- She's disgraceful.
- Unbelievable.

I'm surprised you could
get the weekend off.

- It's all part of the new Adam.
- Who's he? Do I know him?

I've got an assistant
at work now.

Really?

And I've been looking round
for a house to buy.

- Which I think I've found.
- Oh, where?

- Mary Street.
- Oh, my gosh.

I love that street.

It's the big house
with the red awning.

- On the corner.
- Yep.

Plenty of trees.
Room for a pool.

I thought you said that it was

too big of a step
buying a house.

I was an idiot.

Where did this new Adam
come from?

Hey, look, you were right.
I needed to change.

And I'm making that happen.

Toothpaste.

- What?
- Tom needs... needs toothpaste.

- Which one?
- Um, he doesn't care.

What?! Who doesn't have a
favourite brand of toothpaste?

- Tom, apparently.
- Yeah.

- That'd be right.
- What?

The guy can't even commit
to a brand of toothpaste.

Well, you can't really
say that about someone

that you last knew
in primary school.

Steve lived with the guy
for five years.

- I've heard the stories.
- Tom was right.

He can... He can do the rest
of the shopping. Let's just go.

Come on.

These are...

People.

They are all...

- Friends.
- Right.

This man is a...

At the window.

He wants to know the time.

Uh... uh, no. He wants to know
when I'm finished.

Five.

Pregnant.

I don't know how
you kept it a secret.

Well, I only took the test
this morning.

The line was faint,
but it was definitely there.

Why didn't you tell me
straightaway?

Because I didn't know
how you'd react.

Does this tell you?

I'm gonna see the doctor
this afternoon.

That's why I said
maybe to lunch,

because I didn't know
if she could fit me in.

What for?
Is something wrong?

No, just to confirm

and get a referral
to an obstetrician.

Well, just find out
which one costs the most

and we'll use them.

We want the best.

When your mum was grilling me
about not giving you children,

I was already pregnant.

- Wish I'd known.
- I'll give her a call.

Not yet.

Let's just enjoy it ourselves
for a while.

It's our secret.

Not if you can't wipe
that stupid grin off your face.

Hey. Do you need
another cushion, Mum?

Only to suffocate myself with.

I'm not going to be a burden
to anyone when the time comes.

You are not a burden.
I like looking after you.

But you don't need to.
The rehab's over.

My hip's working.
You can go back to Warwick.

There's something
I want to talk to you about.

I'm not going into a home,
so don't waste your breath.

- It's about Warwick.
- Is he alright?

Men that age
need a lot of attention.

If they don't get it,
they easily pop off.

I'm thinking about
getting a divorce.

Nothing to say?

He's always been hard work.

What does Warwick think?

He's desperately trying
to talk me out of it.

Like I said, he needs you.

I just feel I've got
so many more good years left.

I just don't want to shut down
all my options.

Problem with you gen Yers
is you want it all.

Leo. Theo. You have been fed.

You have been burped
and you have been changed.

You should be sleeping
like little babies.

Yes.

Let it out, little men.
Better out than in.

They're learning from you
already.

Maybe we should take them
for a walk.

Nah, they'll be asleep
in a minute.

Well, they look
pretty awake to me. Come on.

- Let's not take the risk.
- What risk?

Well, we've got to
get the pram downstairs.

What if they fall out and
bump their tiny little heads?

- They won't.
- I'm just saying.

They're not ours. We should
limit the possibilities.

Well, cars lose control,
mount the kerb,

pram brakes fail, they roll.

Uptight much?

Oh, there you go. What'd
I tell you? Leo's snoring.

And Theo's...

No, no, no, no. Shh, shh.
Don't wake your brother.

Dani.

I think we did.

It's not working.

Um... Yeah. Yeah, no, no.

We'll... we'll try that. No, no,
no, we're fine. We're fine.

You enjoy yourself.
OK. 'Bye.

Selina reckons
it's most likely teething pain

but you can get something for it
at the supermarket.

She said you should
take him with you.

Oh, I don't know about that.

Well, at least that way, one of
them's gonna get some sleep.

That's what she said.

- You can take him in this.
- OK.

- Um...
- Alright.

Um... think you've got to...

Hold that.

OK. God, that was intense.

It's like baby origami.

Hang on. I think
we're missing a bit.

Oh, my God!
Where's his other leg?

Hey. Here.

- Ah! There you go.
- Hey?

So you're still enjoying it?

Yeah - I mean,
I'm getting better

at being
a photographer's assistant.

I know I...
said it was stupid.

- No, it was stupid, even to me.
- I want to apologise.

- Let me apologise.
- OK.

I'm sorry.

The build-up was a bit bigger
than the moment. Sorry. But...

- I was a dick.
- I was a little over-the-top.

No, you were spot-on.

You got no idea what it's been
like without you up there.

Every time I'm walking
down the street or... anywhere,

someone asks me, "How's
Miranda? What's she doing?"

And for the first time
in my life, I don't know.

And I hate that.

I...I really regretted
the way that we ended things.

I know that we've
done this before,

and I'm hoping
your feelings haven't changed.

Will you marry me?

Look, I can come in
if you want.

I'll make a few calls,
move a few jobs around.

It's not the mechanics.

I don't need you
to heavy the doctor for me.

Fair enough.

- If you need anything...
- I'll call.

Babe.

I love you.

I love YOU.

- Miranda, stop walking away.
- No!

Adam, sometimes you make me
just want to kill you.

We broke up because you said
we weren't going anywhere.

- I know what I said.
- Why don't you want the ring?

Couldn't we wait and see how it
goes for a couple of months?

What, visiting
every second weekend?

Yes! I don't know.

But... but jumping into this
is not gonna work.

Wait. I'm confused.
Why am I here?

- Do you want to be with me?
- Look...

- I... I miss you every day.
- That's not the same thing.

I think about you, what
you're doing, where you are.

After our whole lives,
that doesn't just end.

- It doesn't go away.
- Why does this have to be hard?

Because I don't want
to go back, not yet.

Look, I've been
at this practice for nearly...

since I was at uni -
you know that.

Eric's so close to retiring
and walking away.

It doesn't make any sense
for me to walk away.

I'm not asking you to do that.

And house prices here
are ridiculous.

That's not my priority.

That's not what you said to me.

Anymore. I meant to say
that's not my priority anymore.

OK. Photography, then.
That's your priority, right?

I did some research,

and there's plenty of work
in Toowoomba.

The work I want is here.

I haven't found it yet, and
I'm not ready to give up on it.

But you're ready
to give up on me?

God.

- Knock, knock!
- Hi.

- Hello.
- We're in here.

Hello.

- Contraband.
- Hand it over.

She's meant to cut down on
sugar. It disagrees with her.

What on earth would dare
disagree with you, Nanna?

Thank you for not making me
feel like an invalid before.

- Adam is very nice, Mum.
- Yes, the vet. He's very nice.

They certainly seem
like a good match.

Well, I'll let her know
that she's got your approval.

Now, what is the plan
for this afternoon?

Thought I'd learn to surf.

I've got a wetsuit. It's got
your name on it. Rompin' Ruth.

- Do you want some lunch?
- No, I've got to cook tonight.

There. You see?

No matter what happens
with your parents,

they did something right
with you.

Mum, I said I was
just thinking about divorcing.

What's the difference?
You think about it, you do it.

I only came
to drop off the jubes.

- Love you both.
- 'Bye.

It was meant to be
just between Warwick and me,

but as usual,
he wanted numbers on his side,

and so he got Tom involved.

Well, you're doing the same -

getting the numbers
onside with me.

You're my mother.
You're meant to be on my side.

Oh, is that how it works?

Ah, now, hand 'em over.

Artificial colours -
well, that's no good.

How you gonna get high on that?

Uh, let's look at sugar-free.

Liquid or gel -
what's the difference?

There is none.

You're supposed to end up
buying both, just in case.

- You sure?
- I'm in marketing.

It's the oldest trick
in the book.

Oh. OK. Thanks for the tip.

He's adorable.
He looks like you.

Unlikely.

What's his name?

Leo.

Or Theo.

I'm babysitting.

Oh, that's sweet.
You're a natural.

Oh...

We need to clear something up.

I don't have a problem
with mothers

or breasts or babies or prams.

OK. It's not me, actually,
you have to talk to about it.

That's the thing.

I don't agree
with anybody being

thrown out of a cafe.

You can't treat those women
like that.

- It's not fair.
- I hear you. Sure.

And, frankly,
I don't think it's legal.

- What's the problem this time?
- I'm just saying...

I've lost customers
because of the trouble

you started yesterday.

What? I didn't evict them.

- You're causing more trouble.
- No.

You're the one
who started this!

You're banned.

What?! No.

Dani.

Mission accomplished.

Oh. Your brother's
still asleep.

I have teething syrup.

Dani!

- Hey, bro.
- Hey, mate.

Yes! Three beers left.
You are a good man.

- You, um, need one badly, mate?
- No. Just... great day outside.

Nice temperature.
Water looks awesome.

Perfect time for a coldie.
I'm running out of stock.

Should I text Steve
to come in for a beer?

I think he's got
his hands full.

Oh, yeah. Did you see
those two little tackers?

I did.

- Whacked with the cute wand, eh?
- Mmm.

Yep. If that's
the sort of thing you're into.

Yeah, no, it's... just...
noticed, you know.

Mmm.

Hey. Weren't you
going shopping?

- Uh, I went.
- What did you do?

Get every second thing
on the list?

We didn't finish
at the supermarket

because we got distracted.

Oh.

Well... if the vet
wants a beer,

tell him to come out
and join us.

- He's gone out.
- What, by himself?

I know. She got me
three varieties of toothpaste.

Thank you.

Well, that's because you can't
commit to anything, Tom.

O...K.

You know, maybe if you didn't
like variety so much,

then you'd be a happier person

because then you'd know
what you want

and so would everyone else.

That makes sense.

Oh, shut up.

Good chat.

Looks like I'll be
going down the shops

to get the rest of the stuff
for dinner.

Yeah, mate. All good.

- Oh, hi!
- Where have you been?

Uh, just hanging out
the baby blanket.

You left the baby
here on his own.

Yeah, only for a minute -
I don't want to

give it back to Selina
covered in vomit.

You could have waited
till I got home, couldn't you?

Seriously, Steve,
this is what mothers do

when their babies are sleeping.

Otherwise,
they'd never get anything done.

- But they're not our babies.
- OK.

What if he'd choked and
you're down in the backyard?

- Well, now I'm here.
- But that's not what you do.

Why are you
so upset about this?

Because you've had
some kind of brain fade

and I'm shocked
you don't realise it.

- That's all.
- Steve...

You should know
never to leave the baby alone.

It's not like
he's going anywhere.

I can't believe
you're being so flippant.

What's wrong with you?

Well, why don't I go and get my
tubes tied and be done with it?

Have you considered
getting work?

Not really.

You're good with people.

You could go back to the
magazines or be an air hostess.

I haven't wanted to be
an air hostess since I was 16.

They didn't take you.
They would these days.

They have to employ
any old boiler now.

Maybe you should do it, then.

There you go.
Blow on them.

Now's the time to
make the most of your health.

There's nothing
to hold you back anymore.

I never said
Warwick was holding me back.

He can't help himself. Always
thought you could do better.

Mum! We were together
a long time.

He deserves some respect.

What do you want, Maggie?

A husband and a life.

Well, I'll say this.

We girls know
how to enjoy ourselves, but...

there isn't one of us
who wouldn't have

our husbands back if we could.

Companionship counts for a lot
as you get older.

Never been banned
from anything.

I was a prefect at school.

- It's not funny.
- Ah, no.

- I'm surprised at you, Grace.
- I didn't do anything.

You know what started it? You
started it, with your staring.

How can these two glands
cause so much trouble?

Man has been pondering that
question throughout the ages.

- Uh, um... Is Grace in?
- She is.

Come with me.

- PlayStation?
- 'Transformers'.

Oh, I love 'Cybertron'!

I'm sorry.

I know you were probably
planning the whole ring thing,

and "I want to kill you" wasn't
a very nice answer, and...

Please just pick up, and I...

Forget this message.

Hey, got a sec?

Yeah, I can't help out
with the babysitting.

Oh, no, they've already
been picked up. -Oh.

I just dumped
a lot of stuff on Dani,

and it had
nothing to do with her

and everything to do with me.

Um, what do you mean?

Adam.

Hi.

It's a million-dollar view.

Um... you got the big tick
from my mum.

For what that's worth.

You want a beer?

No.

I don't know
what I've done wrong.

Yeah. I don't think
you're alone there, mate.

- I asked her to marry me.
- Yeah.

Yeah, it must have been tough
to break it off.

No, I mean, again, today.

Oh. Really?

Found the perfect house
for us. -You did?

I got a list of dates from
the reception venue she wanted.

Actual dates, huh?

And I'd happily
have kids with her tomorrow.

- Wow. That soon?
- So I don't get it.

Thought I was giving her
what she wanted.

She knocked you back?

Man...

I've loved her
since she was 15.

No-one's ever gonna
know her better

or love her more than I do.

Yeah.

Tell the chippies
I'll sort it out Monday.

Yeah. Can do.

Not a problem in the world.

Yeah.

OK.

Yeah. Alright, mate.
I'll see you then.

- Hello.
- Hi.

So, they didn't
have daisies, but...

you can't go wrong
with hydrangeas,

if the hipster in the florist
can be taken seriously.

- Well...
- Did you get the referral?

Dr Thorne did a blood test.

My HCG levels are too low
for how many days overdue I am.

Well, what does that mean?

- The pregnancy hormone...
- Mmm.

It isn't high enough.

So... What, you
have to be in bed, or...

- What are you...
- No, baby, I mean...

It means that the pregnancy
isn't viable.

- What, we lost it?
- Yeah.

But it was never really there.

Not viable?

That's brutal.

It is. Um, but...

She said something like 1 in 5
pregnancies just go away.

Mostly before you even know
you're pregnant. So...

Helps to put it
in perspective, doesn't it?

I mean, I guess that's...

that's what this,
it's all... chemistry.

I mean, we weren't
planning for it,

so it's probably a relief
at this point.

Yeah. Yep.

I don't really feel like
going to FAT night.

- Do you want to just stay in?
- I really do, actually.

- Not really in the mood.
- Me either.

- Thank you.
- OK.

Hey. It's 'Daddy Day Care'.

- See you.
- See you tonight, man.

Yeah.

- Hey.
- Hey. Tom...

I'm sorry about before. I was
being irrational. I was upset.

Wasn't about the toothpaste?

- Do you want to talk about it?
- No.

Uh...

Steve blew up at Dani.

- Oh.
- Yeah. Um...

When Steve sort of freaked out

when they were
looking after the kids,

some stuff came up
about Jeremy.

Right.

You OK?

Yeah, but, you know,
it's always there.

Yeah. Yeah.

When they came to the house
to tell us about it,

Adam was there, and...
I don't know how I would have

got through it without him.

Now I repay him
by being horrible

and... and losing him.

You still love him?

- Yeah, I'll always love him.
- Yeah.

Well, he's not lost.

I mean, maybe a little,
but not in that way. I just...

I just saw him across the road.

OK.

I'm sorry.

Maybe I will be
a terrible mother.

No, you won't.
You'll be amazing.

How do you know?
I mean, there's no guarantee.

My mother left me.
Maybe I'll do the same.

Of course you won't.

I mean, you said that there was
something wrong with me.

Oh, can you just... forget about
what I said, please?

I just...

Since Jeremy, I can't feel like

bad things
only happen to other people.

I can understand that.

I was at home
on a uni break, and...

all I could think about
was catching up with my mates.

It's totally normal.

Yeah, but it never crossed my
mind, not for a second, that...

I'd never see him again.

You know, one minute,
life's alright, and...

one thing, one decision...

one random ditch
on a motocross track...

- You can't control everything.
- No, you can't, and that's it.

Bad things happen to everyone,
to our family, to us.

That's how I think. That's...
That's what I did.

Maybe having four kids
is a dumb idea.

Well, might be
safety in numbers.

They can look after each other.

Hey, you took Theo out today
and nothing bad happened.

Actually, something did happen.

I was hit on
by a very attractive woman.

Apparently,
men with babies are sexy.

- And I'm a natural.
- That's it. No babies anymore.

Take that, 'MasterChef'.

Hey. Where is he?

I don't know.
He's not where you said he was.

And he's still not
answering his phone.

It's not like Adam
to give up like this.

Well, you did refuse him
on his proposal.

Pretty big deal for a bloke.

Or a girl.
You should know.

Oh! Can we not bring Kristen
into this?

Just... even if I do find him,
I'm not gonna make him happy.

Well, I'm sure
there are many ways

that you can make Adam
very happy.

No, no matter
what he says or does,

there's no way I'm... I'm ready
to move back to Toowoomba,

and he's not gonna
move here, so...

- Sounds like my mum and dad.
- Exactly.

33 years on
and your dad still won't do

what makes your mum happy -
I don't want to be like that.

- But you said you loved him.
- Yeah, but... it just...

It won't work.
We want different things.

What am I gonna do?

Well, you can start by
helping me with the pappadums.

Just there.

Thank you.

I am a victim of circumstance.

Well, the kids... What are
they doing there anyway?

They should declare the Tratt
a child-free zone.

No. Don't even
joke about it.

You know, I wouldn't
mind child-free flights.

There's nothing worse
than a crying baby.

Where am I and the four Ninja
Turtles supposed to sit, huh?

In the kombi.
You're gonna be an amazing mum.

- Yes, I am.
- Yeah.

As long as you don't start
getting the look.

Colette calls it
the "I'm creating life.

"What are you doing?" look.

Where are those guys?

Why are they missing out
on this great curry?

I don't know.

You were so happy
today, and now that's gone.

No. Not gone.

Our baby just
changed its mind, that's all.

We can try again if you want.

What about you?

Are you ready for kids?

I hadn't really
thought about it until today.

But yeah.

I'm in.

Hi. It's me.

G'day. How was
my favourite mother-in-law?

Oh, you know Ruth.

I'll bet she was happy
we're divorcing.

Actually, no.

Is that what we're doing,
Maggie?

I might have been a bit hasty.

- I was frustrated. I still am.
- I understand.

But you're not on your own.

I was thinking of coming up
for a few days.

And we could
talk over things properly.

Sounds good to me.

Might even have
a shower and a shave.

Miss you.

I think that mother look
would really suit you.

We'd make beautiful babies,
you and me.

You two would make
gorgeous babies.

I think you and Steve would
make really beautiful babies,

with his blue-green eyes
and... and your...

Everything else.

It's good curry, Tom.
It's... it's very good.

Yeah, mate, you have
out-rendanged yourself.

Got a visitor.

- Oh, my gosh.
- You know everyone?

- No. Hiya, Carlos.
- Carlos. Grace.

- Hi. Nice to meet you.
- G'day. Adam. You too.

- Take my seat.
- Hello.

- Hey.
- Good to see you.

Hey, mate, sorry
I couldn't catch up earlier.

- We had our hands full.
- Oh, it's cool.

Gave me the chance to spend
the afternoon being a tourist.

Something to remind you of us
while you're in Toowoomba?

Yeah, it's funny -
the more I walked around,

the more I thought
how great it is.

It took me a while,
but I realised

everything I want is here.

So I've decided to move down.

- Mate, that's awesome.
- Oh, my gosh!

- Cheers?
- Yeah, cheers.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

Cheers.

I can't believe I heard you
saying those words.

- Why not?
- Adam.

You're not gonna make me
get the ring out again?

How... how's it gonna work?

Hey, just... step by step.

I'll start coming down
on weekends.

I'll look for
a practice I can join.

God, I've missed your face.

- No, I have.
- OK. That's it.

Who are you, and what have you
done with Adam?

Told you, it's the new me.

Well, the new you's
freaking me out a bit.

Where's the old Adam
that was stubborn and sensible

and would take about a month to
change his mind about anything

and would never say
anything like,

"God, I've missed your face"?

That guy's a pain in the arse.

So?

I'm not gonna pretend
that I know how you feel, but...

I do understand.

- I think Tom can hear us.
- What?

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