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Happy Thanksgiving!
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Oh, God.
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Did you send our turkey
to Jenny Craig?
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No. It's squab.
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It's a delicacy.
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I wanted to try something
different this Thanksgiving.
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Like make it suck?
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Coming.
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- Hey.
- Hi!
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Oh, make sure
you, uh, eat dinner
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before you come over
for dinner tonight.
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I was on my way
to get the pies,
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and I saw these
at your door for Val.
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They're marked
"personal and confidential."
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Oh, God! Shh!
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Oh, God!
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I hope those aren't
the annulment papers!
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They are.
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I'm guessing.
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Okay, Tina.
Well, you must go hide those!
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Isn't it weird how,
last Thanksgiving,
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Val was about to marry Rick
and that ended.
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Now this Thanksgiving
she's married to Vic,
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and that's about to end?
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No, no.
It is not ending.
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They're meant to be.
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There's no way I'm
letting her lose this one.
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Is that because
you feel guilty
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about ruining her wedding
last year?
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Shut up!
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It was a good thing!
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And if I didn't
"ruin her wedding,"
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She never would have
met Vic.
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The man she's about to
get an annulment from?
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Shut up again!
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Now, go to
the Little Pie Company
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and pick up Val her pies.
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Why do I have to be the one
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that waits
in that long line?
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I am not the one
who feels guilty
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about ruining her wedding.
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And I am not the one
who feels guilty
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about hiding
the annulment papers.
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Yeah, but who's the one
who feels guilty
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about sleeping with my boyfriend
last Thanksgiving?
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Off to the pie line.
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Mmm!
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This is gonna be
the best Thanksgiving ever.
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We got stuffing.
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We got Vic.
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We got yams.
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We got Vic.
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- We got --
- Holly!
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We got Vic.
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Hey.
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Whoa. Hey, didn't the pilgrims
used to hang these
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from their
rearview mirrors?
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Uh, yeah.
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You see,
it's a -- it's a joke
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'cause, uh, they didn't
have cars back in the day.
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Okay. Well, uh, I'm gonna
get going to the firehouse.
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You guys have
a happy Thanksgiving.
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What do you mean
you're going to the firehouse?
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I have a charity event
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for St. Jude
Children's Research Hospital.
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Every year,
they auction off dates
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with the bachelor firefighters
for Thanksgiving.
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You're not a bachelor.
You two are married.
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You shouldn't be allowed
in that thing.
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Well, technically,
we're --
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Yeah, we're kind of
neither here nor there.
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But, I mean,
if I had a good reason,
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I guess
I could get out of it.
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Vic?
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Yeah?
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I hope you go for a lot
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at the bachelor auction.
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Thanks.
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Uh, Val?
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- Yeah? - Yeah?
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Don't forget
to turn off your oven.
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Thanksgiving's the number-one
fire day of the year.
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What is the matter
with you?
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Why did you
let him leave?
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I don't know, Holly!
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I'm so confused.
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I made parakeet!
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Well, I am not confused.
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You and Vic
need to be together tonight.
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Well, it's a little late
for that.
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Oh, is it?
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Next up, a Thanksgiving date
with fireman Vic!
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Val?
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We're here for the kids.
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How much money you got?
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Uh, $100.
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I have $100.
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That makes...$200.
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Okay, let's
open our hearts...
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I'm not just another
pretty face.
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We'll start the bidding
for fireman Vic at $100.
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$100!
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$101!
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$150!
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151...dollars!
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$200!
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- Damn! - Damn!
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What else do you have?
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I've got...
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uh, $223...
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and a lip gloss
in the coral family!
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Okay, we have $223
for fireman Vic going once...
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going twice...
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You are so having
the best Thanksgiving!
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: $5,000.
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Sold...for $5,000.
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Bianca?
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Hey, baby.
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"Baby?"
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Who's calling your baby
"baby"?
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Well, Holly,
it looks like
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we have a new
Thanksgiving tradition.
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Every year
you make my life suck!
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Great.
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If you and I
pool our money together,
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we could get
the fat chief.
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Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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What? What?
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What?
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Lauren?
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Gary?
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Were you online with
that married poker man again?
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He contacted me,
I swear.
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I told him three weeks ago
it was over.
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Oh, my God.
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Okay.
He wants to meet me.
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What should I wear?
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He wants to meet you
on a national holiday
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that he should be
spending with his wife?
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Mm-hmm.
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And do you see the part
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how he wants us both
to wear yellow carnations?
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It's like we're spies
or something.
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Girl, have you no
"morale" fiber?
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I know
that he is married.
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And I know that it is wrong,
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which is why
I have to meet him,
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to tell him that he's married
and that it's wrong.
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And I will do it
in a very classy way,
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with my cha chas like this.
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Lauren, I'm serious.
You're gonna get hurt.
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Now, promise me
you're not gonna go.
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Okay. I promise.
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Watching you.
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I saw that.
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I heard that.
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Yeah, yeah.
I know what you're thinking.
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Very rude, woman,
very rude.
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But then I thought, now Val
is gonna have this image
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of Vic
and his ex-girlfriend
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going 'round and 'round
in her brain all day.
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It's gonna make her more
miserable than last year!
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Come on, baby.
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Screwing up her wedding
to Rick was way worse.
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Aw, you're so sweet.
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But not to worry,
'cause I fixed everything.
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"How," you ask?
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With two phone calls --
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one to Bianca, who is now
picking up Vic at our place,
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and one to Vic, who's now
being picked up by...
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well, you two
are smart cookies.
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You can figure it out.
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Yo. Sorry I'm late.
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I was having
a confidential meeting
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with one of my employees.
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Yeah. And, uh, it seems
that she has been communicating
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with a married man online
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and is planning
to meet him today.
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Yeah, yeah -- today.
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Wait. Lauren is meeting
her married guy?
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I never said
it was Lauren.
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Excuse me.
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Poker man?
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Rick?!
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Lauren?!
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You're my poker man?
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And you're my --
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- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God!
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The woman I've been
chatting with for months
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who's so...
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thoughtful and deep
and sexy and romantic is you?!
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Could you lose
a little bit of the disgust?
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All right.
I mean it in a good way.
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My, God. Lauren, I knew you
for, what, two years?
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And all the things
we've been talking about,
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I never knew all
that stuff about you.
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Yeah. Well, you know,
you were a little preoccupied,
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sleeping with
my best friend and all.
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God, when you told me
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you were the fattest girl
at fat camp --
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Second fattest.
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It broke my heart.
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God, I don't think
I've ever told that
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to anybody but you.
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I can't believe it.
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'Cause I'm so skinny now?
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No, because
you're beautiful...
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and funny and...
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great.
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Finally, I can see
the front of the line.
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Oh, jeez.
At a pie place?
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Oh, my God.
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Guys?
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I...I have to get something
off my chest.
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I was talking
about Lauren.
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I can't believe I wasted my pearls of
wisdom on that woman, my pearls.
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All right.
Listen up.
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What we all saw,
we must forget, okay?
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If Val finds out that
Lauren's married guy is Rick,
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I swear it could send her
over the edge.
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But what if Lauren
says something?
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Oh, if only!
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Wait.
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You don't think Lauren's gonna
say anything to Val, do you?
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Who in the hell knows
what she's gonna do?
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She said she wasn't gonna
meet the dude,
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and she met the dude.
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She's a loose cannon,
I tell you!
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Here's the plan.
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I have to make sure
Vic and Bianca do not leave.
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So, Gary,
you stay on Lauren.
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Make sure she keeps
her mouth shut about Rick.
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And, Vince, you stay on Bianca
and keep her busy.
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Make sure
she stays away from Vic.
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And, Tina...
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try not to have sex
with anybody.
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- Happy Thanksgiving!
- Happy Thanksgiving!
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Ooh, Val, I got you your
favorite sour cream apple pie.
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Yum!
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Thank you, Holly.
Come here.
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Listen. I am sorry
about what I said earlier.
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It was mean.
You don't make my life suck.
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Thanks.
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Have you
started drinking yet?
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No.
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Hi.
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Start.
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Lauren's here! Yay!
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Let the games begin.
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Sorry I'm late.
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I was just
picking up some pie.
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It's just
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I woke up pretty fragile
this morning,
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today being the anniversary
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of one of the worst days
of my life.
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Then we went
to that auction.
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- We never should have gone to that auction.
- 'Cause you love Vic?
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No, because I am confused,
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which is why I am so glad
he is going out tonight.
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I just need some time
to think, you know?
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Some peace.
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You don't think
it would be easier
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to figure out
how you feel about him
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if him were here?
265
00:11:12,001 --> 00:11:13,302
No.
266
00:11:14,518 --> 00:11:16,585
That's too bad.
267
00:11:18,175 --> 00:11:19,675
I'll get it!
268
00:11:22,504 --> 00:11:24,872
- Hi.
- Hi, I'm here to pick up Vic.
269
00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:27,155
Um, you must be Bianca.
270
00:11:27,202 --> 00:11:28,736
Bianca's here!
271
00:11:28,779 --> 00:11:30,446
Oh, God,
this is gonna be good.
272
00:11:30,491 --> 00:11:33,260
Bianca? W-what is Bianca
doing here?
273
00:11:33,309 --> 00:11:35,677
She and Vic are going out
to eat around the corner,
274
00:11:35,725 --> 00:11:37,293
so I thought
it would be better
275
00:11:37,336 --> 00:11:38,837
if Bianca
picked Vic up here.
276
00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:40,614
You?
277
00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:42,259
You!
278
00:11:43,410 --> 00:11:44,978
Let me fill
that up for you.
279
00:11:46,531 --> 00:11:48,398
Ooh, yay! Vic's here!
280
00:11:48,443 --> 00:11:50,278
Um, listen.
We're gonna get going.
281
00:11:50,322 --> 00:11:52,924
We don't want to interrupt
your Thanksgiving.
282
00:11:52,974 --> 00:11:55,042
"Interrupt"?
Are you kidding?
283
00:11:55,088 --> 00:11:57,256
You're not interrupting
at all!
284
00:11:57,302 --> 00:11:59,470
Why are you even
going out to dinner, anyway?
285
00:11:59,517 --> 00:12:01,518
Thanksgiving is about
being with friends,
286
00:12:01,564 --> 00:12:03,231
right...Vince?
287
00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:08,128
Bianca,
this is Vince.
288
00:12:08,175 --> 00:12:09,275
Hi.
289
00:12:09,316 --> 00:12:11,651
You're pretty.
290
00:12:11,699 --> 00:12:12,832
Thank you.
291
00:12:15,759 --> 00:12:17,393
Take her away.
292
00:12:21,229 --> 00:12:22,863
Um, look, Val,
I'm really sorry.
293
00:12:22,906 --> 00:12:24,340
Are you sure
this is okay?
294
00:12:24,383 --> 00:12:25,950
Oh, yeah.
I mean, you're here.
295
00:12:25,994 --> 00:12:27,261
You don't have your coat on.
296
00:12:27,302 --> 00:12:28,502
And it is cold outside.
297
00:12:28,545 --> 00:12:29,745
So it's decided!
298
00:12:31,564 --> 00:12:34,365
So, uh, the auction --
299
00:12:34,416 --> 00:12:36,250
I heard you went
for 5,000 big 'uns.
300
00:12:37,604 --> 00:12:40,038
Speaking of big 'uns,
Bianca's a big 'un.
301
00:12:41,799 --> 00:12:43,133
Uh-huh.
302
00:12:43,174 --> 00:12:45,609
So you went to
the Little Pie Company, huh?
303
00:12:45,658 --> 00:12:47,926
Did you find that place
on the internet?
304
00:12:47,974 --> 00:12:50,008
No. I always
get my pies there --
305
00:12:50,054 --> 00:12:52,055
you know, weddings,
bar mitzvahs.
306
00:12:52,101 --> 00:12:54,736
All kind of affairs.
307
00:13:03,845 --> 00:13:05,679
And then Vic hit the water,
308
00:13:05,724 --> 00:13:07,558
and his suit
came right off.
309
00:13:07,604 --> 00:13:10,139
I had to sit on his lap
the whole way home
310
00:13:10,188 --> 00:13:11,588
to keep him covered up.
311
00:13:14,751 --> 00:13:17,420
Wow. You two sure do have
a lot of naked stories,
312
00:13:17,469 --> 00:13:18,569
don't you?
313
00:13:19,784 --> 00:13:21,485
They're old naked stories.
314
00:13:21,530 --> 00:13:23,998
Well, remember the time
we went go-kart racing?
315
00:13:24,046 --> 00:13:26,281
They don't want to hear
that story, "B."
316
00:13:26,328 --> 00:13:28,829
The hell we don't!
Tell it, "B"!
317
00:13:28,879 --> 00:13:31,948
You were supposed to be
distracting her!
318
00:13:31,999 --> 00:13:33,099
Shh.
319
00:13:33,140 --> 00:13:35,108
Bianca's talking.
320
00:13:35,154 --> 00:13:36,955
So, it was
the first time
321
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,867
I had been
go-kart racing.
322
00:13:38,912 --> 00:13:40,813
And, oh, my God,
the gas pedal gets stuck,
323
00:13:40,858 --> 00:13:42,358
the brakes
don't work, and --
324
00:13:42,402 --> 00:13:43,769
I will never forget
your face.
325
00:13:43,812 --> 00:13:45,813
What was the face?
326
00:13:47,871 --> 00:13:50,473
Yeah. She was just zooming
all around the track.
327
00:13:50,523 --> 00:13:52,257
She looked like
a 5-year-old.
328
00:13:52,302 --> 00:13:54,069
So I had to
jump on behind her
329
00:13:54,114 --> 00:13:55,314
and pull the gas line out.
330
00:13:55,354 --> 00:13:57,822
Oh.
You were my hero.
331
00:13:57,872 --> 00:13:58,838
Aw!
332
00:14:00,456 --> 00:14:02,424
It's a good thing
you had those bumpers.
333
00:14:03,812 --> 00:14:06,146
Uh-oh.
334
00:14:08,106 --> 00:14:09,707
Lauren, you're not eating
nearly as much
335
00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:11,351
as you did last year.
336
00:14:11,395 --> 00:14:13,763
Now, is that because
you're saving room for pie?
337
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,245
What is that
supposed to mean?
338
00:14:15,287 --> 00:14:17,688
Nothing.
It means nothing.
339
00:14:17,737 --> 00:14:18,970
Well, I'm just saying.
340
00:14:19,013 --> 00:14:20,580
I'm just saying,
you know,
341
00:14:20,623 --> 00:14:22,391
if a person gives
another person good advice,
342
00:14:22,435 --> 00:14:24,836
she should take it
instead of going out to buy pie!
343
00:14:26,059 --> 00:14:28,293
At the Little Pie Company.
344
00:14:28,341 --> 00:14:29,641
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
345
00:14:29,684 --> 00:14:31,385
Something wrong?
346
00:14:31,428 --> 00:14:32,629
No. No. Nothing.
347
00:14:32,670 --> 00:14:34,104
Maybe not here,
348
00:14:34,146 --> 00:14:37,115
- but this afternoon at the Pie Line --
- Gary!
349
00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:38,633
What's going on?
350
00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:40,110
Ask the hussy!
351
00:14:40,154 --> 00:14:41,354
"Hussy"?
352
00:14:41,394 --> 00:14:43,629
No, you have no right
to judge me, okay?
353
00:14:43,676 --> 00:14:45,410
You have no idea
what goes on
354
00:14:45,455 --> 00:14:48,090
within these walls
of guilty flesh.
355
00:14:48,140 --> 00:14:49,707
Say you're sorry.
356
00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:51,717
No. I have nothing
to be sorry about.
357
00:14:51,764 --> 00:14:54,499
What? How can you look
your best friend in the face
358
00:14:54,549 --> 00:14:56,450
and say that, huh?
359
00:14:56,495 --> 00:14:59,664
This is a good woman...
360
00:14:59,717 --> 00:15:03,153
with a kind face
and good character.
361
00:15:03,207 --> 00:15:04,841
You betrayed her.
362
00:15:04,884 --> 00:15:08,053
You ain't right.
You ain't right.
363
00:15:08,106 --> 00:15:10,941
I'm sorry, Val.
364
00:15:10,992 --> 00:15:14,728
I am so, so sorry!
365
00:15:15,689 --> 00:15:17,690
What? For what?
366
00:15:17,736 --> 00:15:21,372
My online poker guy is Rick!
367
00:15:21,429 --> 00:15:23,129
What did you say?
368
00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:25,240
I didn't want
to hurt you!
369
00:15:25,287 --> 00:15:27,655
It's just that
I love him!
370
00:15:27,703 --> 00:15:29,938
What? You love who?
371
00:15:29,985 --> 00:15:30,785
Rick!
372
00:15:30,823 --> 00:15:32,457
Who?
373
00:15:32,501 --> 00:15:34,301
Rick.
374
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:41,570
"Rick"? Uh,
the Rick I almost married?
375
00:15:41,628 --> 00:15:43,629
But h-he's
married to Julie.
376
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:46,544
It's not going so well.
377
00:15:48,911 --> 00:15:50,745
I am so sorry, Val.
378
00:15:50,789 --> 00:15:54,425
I would never do anything
to hurt you.
379
00:15:56,326 --> 00:15:57,459
Excuse me.
380
00:15:59,850 --> 00:16:00,984
Holly, I got it.
381
00:16:01,024 --> 00:16:01,857
No. I have to --
382
00:16:01,897 --> 00:16:03,130
I'm her husband.
383
00:16:03,172 --> 00:16:04,639
"Her husband"?
384
00:16:06,025 --> 00:16:08,393
I am here for you, "B."
385
00:16:09,917 --> 00:16:11,084
Good night, everybody.
386
00:16:11,126 --> 00:16:14,361
And you...drop dead.
387
00:16:15,923 --> 00:16:17,624
Bianca!
I-I'll get you a cab!
388
00:16:17,669 --> 00:16:19,403
No, I don't think so.
389
00:16:23,486 --> 00:16:27,055
Okay. Honey, I think
you've done enough scrubbing.
390
00:16:27,110 --> 00:16:28,477
Come on.
391
00:16:28,519 --> 00:16:30,353
Even your gloves are getting
all wrinkled and pruny.
392
00:16:32,210 --> 00:16:34,045
I'm not wearing gloves.
393
00:16:36,975 --> 00:16:38,509
Okay. Um, look.
394
00:16:38,553 --> 00:16:42,089
Baby, I-I get
what's going on, okay?
395
00:16:42,143 --> 00:16:44,211
What happened tonight
must have killed you.
396
00:16:46,002 --> 00:16:47,836
I mean, on Thanksgiving,
of all days,
397
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:50,150
you know, the day
that your marriage broke up.
398
00:16:51,841 --> 00:16:53,708
Yeah, you're probably
feeling,
399
00:16:53,754 --> 00:16:56,456
I don't know, just angry
and betrayed and hurt.
400
00:16:59,122 --> 00:17:01,057
Val, come on.
Y-you can't hold this inside.
401
00:17:01,102 --> 00:17:02,603
You got to let it out.
402
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,414
Look, when you heard
about Lauren and Rick,
403
00:17:04,459 --> 00:17:05,759
that probably just sent
you all the way back --
404
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:06,667
Rick?
405
00:17:08,182 --> 00:17:09,816
This isn't about Rick.
406
00:17:09,861 --> 00:17:11,929
I can't believe that you
would think this is about Rick.
407
00:17:13,251 --> 00:17:14,985
For the first time
in god knows how long,
408
00:17:15,028 --> 00:17:16,796
just hearing his name
made me realize
409
00:17:16,841 --> 00:17:18,442
that I have absolutely
no feelings --
410
00:17:18,485 --> 00:17:19,719
Do you like that girl?
411
00:17:21,103 --> 00:17:22,937
D-do I -- what?
412
00:17:22,981 --> 00:17:24,949
Bianca?
413
00:17:24,994 --> 00:17:26,495
You know -- "B."
414
00:17:31,605 --> 00:17:33,273
Do you?
Do you like her?
415
00:17:33,316 --> 00:17:35,417
'Cause, you know,
she sure seemed to like you.
416
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,073
W-what, with all
417
00:17:38,116 --> 00:17:39,950
the not being able
to take her eyes off of you
418
00:17:39,994 --> 00:17:42,295
and the nudie stories
419
00:17:42,344 --> 00:17:44,044
and, you know,
the go-kart pedal sticking.
420
00:17:45,666 --> 00:17:47,333
And the laughing --
you guys laughed all night.
421
00:17:47,378 --> 00:17:49,179
Yeah, but I didn't --
a-and I'm not jealous!
422
00:17:49,223 --> 00:17:51,858
I'm really not,
'cause, you know --
423
00:17:51,907 --> 00:17:53,074
It's just --
424
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:55,517
Why can't I
let myself be like that?
425
00:17:55,565 --> 00:17:57,900
I mean, have fun
and laugh with you
426
00:17:57,947 --> 00:18:00,048
and be comfortable and
have private jokes with you
427
00:18:00,095 --> 00:18:02,062
and share little looks
and stories.
428
00:18:02,109 --> 00:18:04,243
I mean, I hate it
that I'm so confused
429
00:18:04,290 --> 00:18:06,291
and so stuck
and so scared and I --
430
00:18:18,350 --> 00:18:20,184
Mmm.
431
00:18:25,095 --> 00:18:27,063
Wow.
432
00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:31,126
Yeah.
433
00:18:31,169 --> 00:18:32,870
Um, Val...
434
00:18:32,914 --> 00:18:33,948
Mm-hmm?
435
00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:35,521
...Y-you
have just made this
436
00:18:35,565 --> 00:18:37,299
the greatest Thanksgiving
of my life.
437
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,519
You know, the way
the day started out,
438
00:18:40,564 --> 00:18:42,732
I never would have thought
that it would be anyth --
439
00:18:49,961 --> 00:18:51,795
I never thought
that would happen!
440
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,807
I mean, with the way
that the day started out...
441
00:18:53,853 --> 00:18:55,520
Oh, God.
442
00:18:55,564 --> 00:18:57,565
I think I've been forgiven
for last year and this year.
443
00:18:57,611 --> 00:18:59,612
Do you realize if I didn't
break up that wedding,
444
00:18:59,658 --> 00:19:01,058
that never
would have happened!
445
00:19:03,953 --> 00:19:05,254
All right.
446
00:19:08,483 --> 00:19:09,817
- Val?
- Hmm?
447
00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:12,362
I swear to God,
I'm gonna make you so happy.
448
00:19:13,550 --> 00:19:15,685
I am so very
convinced of that.
449
00:19:17,477 --> 00:19:19,278
You know,
I am gonna give you
450
00:19:19,322 --> 00:19:21,257
everything
you ever dreamed of.
451
00:19:22,444 --> 00:19:23,343
'Kay.
452
00:19:23,383 --> 00:19:24,716
Yeah.
453
00:19:24,759 --> 00:19:28,128
And that is why I'm gonna
go to the firehouse now.
454
00:19:28,181 --> 00:19:30,549
Well, I did not
dream that.
455
00:19:31,739 --> 00:19:32,973
Okay, Val. Look.
456
00:19:33,014 --> 00:19:34,548
From the second
we got married,
457
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,658
you said this
relationship wouldn't work
458
00:19:36,704 --> 00:19:38,705
because we did everything
backwards.
459
00:19:38,752 --> 00:19:40,052
I said that?
460
00:19:40,094 --> 00:19:41,395
Yeah. A lot.
461
00:19:42,778 --> 00:19:45,112
But, look,
we've come so far.
462
00:19:45,161 --> 00:19:47,429
And I want to
do this right, okay?
463
00:19:47,476 --> 00:19:49,377
I want to give you
everything
464
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:51,056
that you have ever wanted --
465
00:19:51,101 --> 00:19:54,637
the courting, the dating,
the wooing.
466
00:19:54,691 --> 00:19:57,826
Wow. I'm quite
the little chatterbox.
467
00:19:59,457 --> 00:20:03,393
I never want you to have
any regrets about us, okay?
468
00:20:03,450 --> 00:20:04,717
So good night.
469
00:20:04,758 --> 00:20:07,660
I'm gonna go sleep
at the firehouse.
470
00:20:07,711 --> 00:20:11,647
And then you get ready
for the date of a lifetime.
471
00:20:11,705 --> 00:20:13,939
Okay, baby?
472
00:20:15,328 --> 00:20:17,530
Be prepared to be wooed
off of your feet,
473
00:20:17,577 --> 00:20:18,710
okay?
474
00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:31,463
All right.
475
00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:34,683
What a night.
476
00:20:34,724 --> 00:20:35,791
Mm.
477
00:20:35,831 --> 00:20:36,932
Vic?
478
00:20:36,972 --> 00:20:38,105
Yeah?
479
00:20:39,926 --> 00:20:42,828
You just made this
my best Thanksgiving, too.
480
00:20:48,654 --> 00:20:50,389
Oh, my God!
481
00:20:50,390 --> 00:20:53,190
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