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Wrong thigh, sucker.
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Well, if caressing
your thigh is wrong,
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then I do not
want to be right.
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Ugh! I can't believe that I
have to go to stupid work.
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Is there a job where you
get paid to make out?
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Yeah, we could be
ladies of the night.
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Oh, I'm gonna miss you
so much.
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Oh, I'm gonna
miss you, too, Boo.
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Mmm. "Boo."
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Aww.
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Doesn't it just make you
want to vomit, Boo?
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How long
am I gonna have to hear
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"I love you more than there
are stars in the sky"?
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"I love you more than there
is sand on the beach."
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"Oh, no, no, no.
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"I love you more than there are
raisins in the new Raisin Bran,
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now with more raisins."
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"I love you more than
there are drops of water
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glistening down your cheek."
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"No, I love you more than
there are green in your eyes."
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⪠What I like about you
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⪠You really know how to dance âª
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⪠When you go up, down,
jump around âª
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⪠Talk about true romance âª
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⪠Yeah âª
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⪠Keep on whisperin'
in my ear âª
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⪠Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear âª
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⪠'Cause it's true âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you, you, you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠It's what I like about you âª
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Okay, here you go.
I'm so sorry it took so long.
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We're renovating,
and not everything's working,
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including the staff.
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Lauren. Lauren!
What are you doing?
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[ laughs ]
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I wasn't working.
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Are you talking to
that poker guy online again?
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You have been e-mailing him
for, like, three weeks.
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Why don't you
just meet him?
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Then you can talk to him and
even see him, ooh, after work.
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No.
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W-what are you afraid of?
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- You already love his personality.
- I know.
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And he loves yours,
so what's the problem?
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Well, you know,
it's kind of a weird, uh...
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he just has this thing,
you know?
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Ew. No. On his what?
What's he got?
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Oh, you know.
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It's just kind of, um,
you know, a...
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a wife thing.
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He's married?
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Mm-hmm. Let's get back
to work now, lazy.
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And you're still
makin' time with him?
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"Makin' time"? Oh, yeah, see.
Yeah, doll.
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We went to go see
the Andrews sisters,
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and then we
made some time.
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You are in love
with a married man.
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I am not in love, okay?
We're friends. We talk.
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Do you have any idea
how dangerous this is?
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Look, I'm not
hurting anyone.
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No, no, Lauren,
you're hurting yourself.
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La la la la
la la la la!
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I'm trying to help you!
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This is good.
This is good.
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It's nice to know I'm not
the only one you fight with.
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I am fighting with her
because I love her.
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The poker guy she's been
e-mailing is married.
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I've got to stop it.
Lauren is a beautiful girl.
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She deserves to be
in a healthy relationship.
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Like ours?
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Look, baby, what's happening
with Lauren is classic, okay?
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The married guy is just filling
an emotional void in her life.
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All she needs to do is
find someone else to fill it.
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That is incredibly sensitive.
Where'd you come up with that?
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We got a gay dude
on the squad.
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Hey, do you have
any straight ones?
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One that could maybe fill
Lauren's void?
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Uh, well, would she like
someone 6'2", 180, Italian?
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Mmm.
She loves Italian...
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on her salad
and in her men.
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Uh, no, you know what?
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I forgot --
he's terribly shy.
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I tried to fix him up one time,
and he wouldn't even go
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because he wasn't comfortable
one-on-one.
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What other kind of date
is there?
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Double.
[ laughs ]
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Great, you can take the gay guy
from your squad.
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[ drill whirs ]
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[ exhales sharply ]
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Oh, my God, oh, my God,
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Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God.
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I know. You already told me that
on the message.
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Okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay, okay.
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- Say it!
- Okay.
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Remember this morning
when Vince and you
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were acting all in love
and disgusting and stuff?
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Uh-huh.
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Well, when you left
for work,
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Gary and I started
making fun of you,
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and then something
horrible happened.
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It was something hideous.
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It was something repulsive,
something grotesque.
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Worse than the time
we found that hand?
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Way worse.
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This morning,
when you guys left,
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Tina and I
were making fun of y'all.
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And we started
joke love-talking
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and then we started
joke love-kissing and...
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all of a sudden,
little Gary did the wave.
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It started out as a joke,
you know?
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But then Gary got
really close to me,
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and, Holly, I may have feelings
for Gary other than hate.
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Oh, my God.
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Tina, that's fantastic!
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You know, I always thought
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that there was something
happening there.
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I hate him!
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I hate her!
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Then you may be sending
mixed signals
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by making out with her.
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Come on!
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The four of us can go skiing,
bowling, miniature golfing.
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No! No four of us!
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No two of us!
I despise him!
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Do you think he likes you?
'Cause if he likes you --
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Holly, I hate him!
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[ gasps ] The four of us
can go to Ixtapa!
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- Oh, you get the best deals for four!
- Stop talking!
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Look, man, you have got
to have my back on this.
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Uh, tell Tina that
now that you're dating Holly,
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you are very discomforted
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by seeing her strutting her butt
around in her tiny bikini,
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which only covers half
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of her delicious,
scrumpdiddlyumptious,
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round, bubbly...
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Oh, my damn.
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Oh, don't go there, little "G."
Don't go there.
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I hate his personality.
I hate his stupid laugh.
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I hate how he wears
his t-shirts all tight,
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and they make his big,
beautiful, chocolaty muscles...
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All we have to do is tell him
that you like him.
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No, no, no, no.
You can't tell anyone.
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I swear to God, Holly,
if you tell anyone...
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All right, I won't, but...
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No buts.
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You like his butt, too,
don't you?
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I swear to God, dude,
I won't tell anyone.
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The only ones
that will know
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will be you, me,
and little "G."
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Hey! What are you
doing here?
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Nothing.
He's doing nothing here.
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Hey, babe.
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Gary didn't happen to mention
anything about Tina, did he?
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- I got to get to work.
- No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Before you go,
I have some information
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that could very possibly get us
a good deal at Ixtapa.
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Holly, I'm really late.
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Okay, Tina has the hots
for Gary! [ gasps ]
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You've been standing
out here with him.
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He didn't say anything
about her, did he?
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I love you, baby.
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We have to fix them up.
They will be so cute together.
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But we have
to play it cool
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because Tina told me
not to tell anyone.
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But you just told me.
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Yeah, but you're not anyone.
You're my boyfriend.
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We don't keep secrets
from each other
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because we have
that intimate bond.
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I love that we have
that bond.
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Yeah, love it.
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Love the bond.
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Mmm!
Something smells good.
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Are you and the missus
having company over?
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The only reason that him and I
are doing this together
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is to set Lauren up and get her
away from her online guy.
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He's married.
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[ Lauren laughs ]
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Lauren, are you on my laptop?
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[ computer chimes ]
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Come on.
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A handsome single guy
is gonna be here any second.
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- Now get yourself together. It's showtime!
- Whoo!
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[ knock on door ]
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Hi...
[ chuckles ]
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Have fun.
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Hi, is this
the Meladeos' apartment?
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- Who are the Meladeos?
- We are, baby.
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Hey, Joe, welcome.
This is my --
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Um, Val. I'm Val.
Hi.
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And this here
is the Tyler residence.
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Thanks for the invite.
This is for you.
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Oh!
That's so sweet.
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Strawberry preserves --
did you make these?
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No, we got a gay guy
on the squad.
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Joe, I want you to meet
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my very special,
very lovely friend, Lauren.
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Wow.
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Oh, "wow" back at you.
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[ computer chimes ]
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Bro, I think
I finally figured it out.
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Every time I think of Tina,
I snap this
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and associate Tina
with pain.
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Ow! Oh!
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Now, wouldn't that be
more effective
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if you put it around
little Gary?
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How about we get you to a club,
hook you up,
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and forget
about this girl?
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- Good looking out.
- That's my man.
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- Hey, guys!
- Hey!
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- What's she doing here?
- What's he doing here?
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All right,
I'm gonna go fake pee,
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and when I get back,
I'm gonna real kill you.
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[ chuckles ]
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Okay, how hot is Tina?
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Don't tell me
you didn't notice, Gary?
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W-w-why you asking me?
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I just think it's interesting
how, lately,
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you light up
when Tina walks in the room.
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Come on, man!
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You went and told Holly
that I have unwanted feelings
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of a desirous nature
toward Tina?
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What?
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No, I didn't tell her.
You just did, Gary.
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Oh, no.
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I just blurted out
my own secret?
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Aw,
I can't tell me anything.
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Wait. You knew?!
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I stood out there
and asked you
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if Gary said anything
about Tina,
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and do you know
what you said?
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"I love you, baby"?
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How could you
not tell me,
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especially after I told you
that Tina had the hots for Gary?
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Say what?!
W-who has the hots for who?
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Tina has the hots for you,
and you have the hots for Tina!
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Oh, my God!
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I hate you.
246
00:10:55,181 --> 00:10:56,415
I hate you.
247
00:10:58,084 --> 00:11:00,185
I was talking to Holly,
but I hate you, too.
248
00:11:00,219 --> 00:11:01,753
I hated you first.
249
00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:03,989
Tina!
250
00:11:04,023 --> 00:11:05,924
Great!
Now look what you did!
251
00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:08,260
- Me?
- Yes! Now Tina hates me!
252
00:11:08,294 --> 00:11:09,828
I don't blame her
for being pissed at you.
253
00:11:09,862 --> 00:11:11,328
You should never
have told me.
254
00:11:11,362 --> 00:11:13,528
If Tina didn't want me to tell
you, she should have said,
255
00:11:13,563 --> 00:11:15,062
"Don't tell anyone,
including Vince."
256
00:11:15,095 --> 00:11:17,360
Without the "including Vince,"
of course I'm gonna tell you.
257
00:11:17,394 --> 00:11:18,593
We're a couple!
258
00:11:18,627 --> 00:11:20,658
Which obviously doesn't mean
the same thing to you.
259
00:11:20,693 --> 00:11:23,193
Holly, when somebody says,
"Don't say anything to anybody,"
260
00:11:23,228 --> 00:11:24,527
I don't say anything.
261
00:11:24,562 --> 00:11:27,563
What about our bond?
You said you loved the bond!
262
00:11:35,766 --> 00:11:37,300
[ laughter ]
263
00:11:39,369 --> 00:11:42,839
See? Do I not know when
two people should be together?
264
00:11:42,873 --> 00:11:46,209
Yes, you do not know when
two people should be together.
265
00:11:46,244 --> 00:11:48,612
So how about you give me
your number?
266
00:11:48,646 --> 00:11:49,980
Uh, is that the Blackberry
267
00:11:50,014 --> 00:11:52,449
with color screen
and wireless internet access?
268
00:11:52,484 --> 00:11:54,284
- Can I hold it?
- Sure.
269
00:11:54,319 --> 00:11:55,819
Want me to show you
how it works?
270
00:11:55,853 --> 00:11:58,288
[ laughs ] I'm very familiar.
Thank you.
271
00:11:58,322 --> 00:12:00,188
Why'd you let him bring
a Blackberry?
272
00:12:00,222 --> 00:12:02,021
You should have frisked him.
Lauren!
273
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,523
I'm just putting in
my phone number.
274
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,424
Hey, um,
why can't I get online?
275
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:07,959
How come I can't get online?
276
00:12:07,993 --> 00:12:10,127
Connect, bitch!
277
00:12:10,162 --> 00:12:12,963
Get her back.
Get her back.
278
00:12:12,997 --> 00:12:14,597
- Poker.
- Poker? No.
279
00:12:14,631 --> 00:12:17,466
Poker is the drug that got her
hooked on the married guy
280
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:18,901
in the first place.
281
00:12:18,935 --> 00:12:21,769
Exactly, but a taste of the drug
will keep her here with Joe,
282
00:12:21,804 --> 00:12:23,171
which might make her
like him
283
00:12:23,205 --> 00:12:24,839
and forget all about
the married guy.
284
00:12:24,873 --> 00:12:27,675
That's really good.
Where'd you get that?
285
00:12:27,709 --> 00:12:29,476
The gay guy on the squad
gets Cosmo.
286
00:12:38,919 --> 00:12:40,686
Tina!
287
00:12:40,721 --> 00:12:44,757
It's me --
good old best friend Holly.
288
00:12:44,791 --> 00:12:46,892
You're dead to me.
289
00:12:49,661 --> 00:12:52,696
Come on, Tina.
Open the door.
290
00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:53,998
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to --
291
00:12:54,032 --> 00:12:55,532
I'm only opening this door so
292
00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:58,435
to show you the international
sign of not speaking to you.
293
00:13:03,873 --> 00:13:05,340
That was the sign.
294
00:13:07,175 --> 00:13:09,176
Okay, just tell me
one thing.
295
00:13:09,210 --> 00:13:10,744
What the hell
were you thinking?
296
00:13:10,779 --> 00:13:12,412
Apparently, I wasn't.
297
00:13:12,446 --> 00:13:16,081
Tina, I never meant to hurt you.
I didn't set out to do that.
298
00:13:16,116 --> 00:13:18,416
I set out
to make you and Gary happier.
299
00:13:18,450 --> 00:13:20,016
By betraying my confidence?
300
00:13:20,051 --> 00:13:22,285
Yeah, it was a byproduct.
301
00:13:22,319 --> 00:13:24,019
A very, very bad byproduct.
302
00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:25,988
Listen, I honestly thought
303
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:28,223
that you and Gary
would be so good together.
304
00:13:28,257 --> 00:13:30,324
Okay, but that is between
me and Gary.
305
00:13:30,358 --> 00:13:32,225
Obviously Vince
understands that.
306
00:13:32,259 --> 00:13:35,161
He knows if his friend tells him
something in confidence,
307
00:13:35,195 --> 00:13:37,463
that trumps everything,
girlfriend or not.
308
00:13:37,497 --> 00:13:40,098
- I know. I know. I know.
- Holly!
309
00:13:40,133 --> 00:13:42,233
Listen, I was in a cab
the other day,
310
00:13:42,268 --> 00:13:44,835
and I read something
on the hanging deodorizer
311
00:13:44,870 --> 00:13:46,270
that really stuck with me.
312
00:13:46,304 --> 00:13:48,405
It said "A true friend
313
00:13:48,439 --> 00:13:50,573
is someone that you can trust
with your life."
314
00:13:50,607 --> 00:13:52,374
You're not my true friend
anymore now
315
00:13:52,409 --> 00:13:54,042
just 'cause you have
a boyfriend?
316
00:13:54,077 --> 00:13:57,812
No. I was an idiot --
an immature idiot.
317
00:13:57,846 --> 00:14:01,181
I now know
that "don't tell anyone"
318
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:03,550
has the implied
"including Vince."
319
00:14:05,020 --> 00:14:07,656
I never want you
to not trust me.
320
00:14:07,690 --> 00:14:11,564
One who has found a true friend
has found a treasure.
321
00:14:11,599 --> 00:14:14,572
Wow, that's really profound.
Where'd you get that?
322
00:14:14,606 --> 00:14:16,508
A Dove bar stick.
323
00:14:17,943 --> 00:14:19,944
Look at us reading.
324
00:14:19,979 --> 00:14:21,613
[ both laugh ]
325
00:14:28,287 --> 00:14:31,356
Okay, so let's see.
326
00:14:31,390 --> 00:14:35,494
I have won four,
and you have won none.
327
00:14:35,528 --> 00:14:37,863
Yeah, well...
328
00:14:37,897 --> 00:14:40,198
"Yeah, well"...what?
329
00:14:40,233 --> 00:14:44,469
Yeah, well...you!
330
00:14:44,504 --> 00:14:48,340
Okay, how many cards
you want, Val?
331
00:14:48,374 --> 00:14:49,774
Uh, two, Vic.
332
00:14:49,809 --> 00:14:51,609
There's two, Val.
333
00:14:51,644 --> 00:14:53,311
Thanks, Vic.
334
00:14:53,346 --> 00:14:57,749
- Lauren, how many cards you want?
- [ laughs ]
335
00:14:59,652 --> 00:15:00,719
Lauren.
336
00:15:00,753 --> 00:15:02,988
Hold on one second.
337
00:15:03,022 --> 00:15:05,624
Okay.
Okay, what?
338
00:15:05,658 --> 00:15:11,063
Listen, I got to get going.
I'm on duty in the morning.
339
00:15:11,097 --> 00:15:13,032
Can I have my Blackberry?
340
00:15:13,066 --> 00:15:16,368
Mm-hmm.
One...second.
341
00:15:16,403 --> 00:15:18,136
Uh, I really got to go.
342
00:15:18,170 --> 00:15:19,872
Okay, I am almost --
343
00:15:19,906 --> 00:15:21,539
Give me the Blackberry!
344
00:15:21,573 --> 00:15:24,009
I am so sorry.
345
00:15:24,043 --> 00:15:26,445
Vic, why don't you walk him
to the elevator?
346
00:15:26,479 --> 00:15:28,814
Give him back his jam.
We don't deserve it.
347
00:15:32,418 --> 00:15:33,819
What is the matter
with you?
348
00:15:33,853 --> 00:15:35,754
I gave it a shot,
Val, okay?
349
00:15:35,788 --> 00:15:38,490
Joe's just not my type.
He's too...you know.
350
00:15:38,524 --> 00:15:41,660
Uh, ruggedly handsome,
charmingly polite?
351
00:15:41,694 --> 00:15:43,762
He had freckles
on his arm, okay?
352
00:15:43,796 --> 00:15:46,030
They were bugging the hell
out of me.
353
00:15:46,064 --> 00:15:48,865
And remember that time
354
00:15:48,899 --> 00:15:51,134
when he yelled at me
about the Blackberry?
355
00:15:51,169 --> 00:15:52,836
I did not care for that.
356
00:15:54,772 --> 00:15:56,907
No, no, no.
This is not over, okay?
357
00:15:56,942 --> 00:15:58,645
What you're doing here
is not healthy.
358
00:15:58,679 --> 00:16:01,650
- You are gonna end it.
- Oh, no. I'm not ending it, okay?
359
00:16:01,684 --> 00:16:04,553
I am in love
with my married poker man.
360
00:16:04,587 --> 00:16:06,488
Lauren, you don't even
know him, okay?
361
00:16:06,522 --> 00:16:08,323
You don't even know
if him's a him.
362
00:16:08,357 --> 00:16:09,691
It could be some old lady
363
00:16:09,725 --> 00:16:12,027
whose grandson taught her
how to use the computer.
364
00:16:12,061 --> 00:16:15,697
Well...she's funny,
365
00:16:15,731 --> 00:16:19,000
she's sensitive,
and she's more romantic
366
00:16:19,034 --> 00:16:21,035
than anyone
I have ever been with.
367
00:16:24,539 --> 00:16:26,674
What do you think --
a match made in heaven?
368
00:16:29,445 --> 00:16:32,211
You know, why don't you
go to bed? I'll clean this up.
369
00:16:32,246 --> 00:16:33,977
Really?
370
00:16:34,012 --> 00:16:35,244
Yeah.
Go have a hot bath.
371
00:16:35,279 --> 00:16:36,878
That always makes you
feel better.
372
00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:39,311
Okay.
373
00:16:42,947 --> 00:16:45,214
Hey, I'm already clean.
374
00:16:45,249 --> 00:16:48,651
Well, we could play
another hand.
375
00:16:48,685 --> 00:16:50,452
I could let you win.
376
00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:53,889
- Oh, I can win on my own.
- Oh, I don't think you can.
377
00:16:53,923 --> 00:16:55,757
Shut up and deal, fireman.
378
00:16:55,792 --> 00:16:58,527
Well, I've already taken
all of your cash, so...
379
00:16:58,562 --> 00:17:00,930
Okay, so we can play
for something else.
380
00:17:00,964 --> 00:17:02,732
- Like what?
- I don't know, like, um...
381
00:17:02,766 --> 00:17:05,301
- A kiss?
- What?
382
00:17:05,335 --> 00:17:07,403
You win,
you get your money back.
383
00:17:07,437 --> 00:17:08,671
I win, I get a kiss.
384
00:17:08,705 --> 00:17:10,806
Where?
385
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:13,642
The loft would be fine.
386
00:17:16,681 --> 00:17:18,382
[ clears throat ]
Okay.
387
00:17:29,929 --> 00:17:31,763
Hmm.
388
00:17:31,797 --> 00:17:34,699
Hmm.
389
00:17:36,602 --> 00:17:40,138
[ excitedly ]
Hmm-hmm!
390
00:17:40,172 --> 00:17:43,875
[ devilishly ]
Hmm-hmm-hmm.
391
00:17:43,909 --> 00:17:45,443
Unh-unh.
392
00:17:47,579 --> 00:17:49,847
[ disappointedly ]
Hmm.
393
00:17:49,882 --> 00:17:51,649
Okay, how many cards
you want, baby?
394
00:17:51,684 --> 00:17:54,920
Hmm...two.
395
00:17:54,954 --> 00:17:56,388
There you go.
396
00:17:56,422 --> 00:17:58,424
Hey...
397
00:17:58,458 --> 00:18:00,426
Thank you
for having Joe over.
398
00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:03,462
He seemed really nice.
Oh, Lauren's so stupid.
399
00:18:03,496 --> 00:18:05,731
She could be sitting here
right now
400
00:18:05,765 --> 00:18:10,602
having fun with a handsome,
sweet, funny fireman.
401
00:18:12,471 --> 00:18:16,341
Someone
who makes her laugh,
402
00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:18,510
makes her forget
about stuff.
403
00:18:18,544 --> 00:18:21,612
Well, unless you've got
four of a kind,
404
00:18:21,647 --> 00:18:24,214
you have got
to kiss your hubby.
405
00:18:32,491 --> 00:18:34,225
Well, crap.
406
00:18:34,259 --> 00:18:35,626
[ chuckles ]
Let me see.
407
00:18:35,661 --> 00:18:37,695
No, no, no, no, no.
Never show your cards in poker.
408
00:18:37,729 --> 00:18:39,630
Okay, you won
fair and square.
409
00:18:39,664 --> 00:18:41,632
Come on, a bet's a bet.
You get the pot.
410
00:18:41,666 --> 00:18:43,734
Lay it on me.
411
00:18:43,768 --> 00:18:46,003
[ chuckles ]
Okay.
412
00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:48,472
[ clears throat ]
413
00:18:55,813 --> 00:18:57,481
No.
414
00:18:57,515 --> 00:18:58,815
No.
415
00:18:58,850 --> 00:19:01,785
Um...
you know what?
416
00:19:01,819 --> 00:19:05,388
When I kiss you, I want you
to want me to kiss you...
417
00:19:05,423 --> 00:19:08,324
not because you got
some bad cards.
418
00:19:11,061 --> 00:19:14,163
Yeah, well,
that's never gonna happen.
419
00:19:14,197 --> 00:19:15,464
Not on this date.
420
00:19:15,498 --> 00:19:19,101
Not on the date after that
or the one after that.
421
00:19:19,135 --> 00:19:22,371
But maybe on the one
after that.
422
00:19:31,113 --> 00:19:32,246
Hey.
423
00:19:32,281 --> 00:19:35,082
Hey.
424
00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:38,719
You were right.
425
00:19:38,753 --> 00:19:40,520
Awwww.
426
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,455
I know, Boo.
427
00:19:44,325 --> 00:19:47,327
I should have never
gotten mad at you.
428
00:19:47,362 --> 00:19:48,628
I love the fact
429
00:19:48,663 --> 00:19:50,530
that your friends can trust you
with a secret
430
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,232
and that I can trust you
with a secret.
431
00:19:52,266 --> 00:19:55,134
You know
that's how I roll, baby.
432
00:19:55,168 --> 00:19:58,670
You know another thing
that I love about you?
433
00:19:58,704 --> 00:20:02,173
The fact that you can
actually keep a secret.
434
00:20:04,109 --> 00:20:09,213
I find it incredibly masculine
and very sexy.
435
00:20:09,247 --> 00:20:10,681
Really?
436
00:20:10,715 --> 00:20:15,152
Well, it just so happens
I have another secret.
437
00:20:15,186 --> 00:20:18,122
[ gasps ] You do?
What would that be?
438
00:20:18,157 --> 00:20:20,091
I'm not gonna tell you.
439
00:20:22,862 --> 00:20:25,930
Come on, tell me.
440
00:20:25,964 --> 00:20:30,134
Nope,
and it's really juicy.
441
00:20:31,505 --> 00:20:33,039
Will you tell me now?
442
00:20:33,074 --> 00:20:35,410
I'm sorry, Holly.
443
00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:39,449
When people tell me something,
I take it to the grave.
444
00:20:39,484 --> 00:20:43,888
Don't tell me more.
Don't tell me more.
445
00:20:46,569 --> 00:20:49,575
⪠When I get that feeling,
I want sexual healing âª
446
00:20:49,609 --> 00:20:51,678
⪠Sexual healing âª
447
00:20:51,813 --> 00:20:53,380
⪠Oh, baby âª
448
00:20:54,016 --> 00:20:57,885
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