All language subtitles for What I Like About You s02e18 The Interview.eng

"So if I am fortunate enough

"to be accepted
to Columbia University,

"those are the contributions
I feel I would bring

to your fine institution."

That, little sister,
was gold.

Go Lions!

Boo-yah!

Okay, now, when I answered this
question during my interview,

not only did I get
into Columbia,

but my interviewer and I
both got a chill.

Mm.

Okay, ready? Ahem.

"When they look back
on your life,

how do you want your friends
and family to remember you?"

- Well...
- What I said was,

"I want people to say
that honesty was my compass

and truth my true north."

Okay, I've got everything
up to the compass.

Who's Trudy North?

No, you have to come up
with your own answer.

Oh, okay, no problem.

How do I want people
to remember me?

Um, well...

if my friends
think about me and smile,

then I think
I've had a good life.

I just got another chill.

You know, you really
surprise me sometimes.

I mean, you don't
show people

that deep, thoughtful side
of yourself very often.

That was pretty awesome.

Thanks. Before my interview,
I'm just going to run up

and catch a rerun
of "Jackass."

- Hi.
- Hey.

[ Val ]: Hi.

Sorry I'm late,

but you know the life
of a doctor's girlfriend.

No problem.

I was just helping Holly
with her Columbia interview.

Oh, Holly,
don't sweat it.

As long as you have
good S.A.T. scores,

they don't even care
about the interview.

So Columbia, huh?

Mm-hmm.

I tried to get
into med school there.

They turned me down.

Yeah, well,

you've got to be
pretty special to get in there.

I ended up
going to Harvard.

Well, at least
you got in somewhere.

[ pager beeps ]

Oh, no, do you have to
go back to the hospital?

He's a doctor.

Oh, this is great.
My conference was canceled.

You know what that means --
I have the whole afternoon off,

and that gives us
eight hours to be together.

Can you get
the afternoon off?

Absolutely.

I'll meet you
back at your apartment

in 10 minutes.
Don't start without me.

Uh, did you not
see me do this?

I have been dating the doctor
for three months,

and we haven't done it.

What?

You have held out
for three months?

It's not me. It's him.

Yeah, well,
that's normal for a guy

not to want to have sex
for three months.

Oh, he wants to.

Hello.

♪ You really know
how to dance ♪

♪ When you go up, down,
jump around ♪

♪ Talk about true romance ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Keep on whispering
in my ear ♪

♪ Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear ♪

♪ 'Cause it's true ♪
♪ What I like ♪

♪ That's what I like about you ♪
♪ What I like ♪

♪ That's what I like about you ♪
♪ What I like about you ♪

♪ That's what I like about you ♪
♪ What I like about you ♪

♪ That's what I like about you ♪
♪ What I like about you ♪

♪ That's what I like about you ♪

♪ What I like about you ♪

♪ That's what I like about ♪
♪ Hey ♪

♪ Uh-huh ♪

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Why don't you take
a year off with me?

Everybody's
doing it now.

No, I really want
to go to Columbia.

You can still go.
Just go a year later.

Okay, you be me,
and I'll be Val.

Tell me
you're taking a year off.

Okay, I'm taking
a year off.

I'm sorry. I would answer you,
but I just had a stroke.

Man, have y'all thought about
what's going to happen to us?

I mean,
I'll be at NYU,

you'll be at Columbia,
Henry will be at Princeton,

you'll be out
doing your thing,

and it just won't be
like this much longer --

us here together.

Gary, we're all going
to school in New York.

Tina's living
in New York.

We're still going to see
each other all the time.

Yeah,
but it'll be complicated

trying to coordinate
our schedules.

No, not really.

I guess
what I'm trying to say is

when I get to college
and the girls discover Gary,

you guys won't be seeing
much of me,

so soak me in,
soak me in.

Hey.

Hey.

Okay, check this out --

Coney Island
opens next week, right?

This guy I work with --

his dad's
one of the operators over there,

and he told me I could bring
a bunch of friends today

to test out the rides --
for free.

Everything's free.

- What's the catch?
- We could die.

- Free food, too?
- Everything's free.

Ha ha. Hey, I'm going
to go cancel our orders.

What a bummer.
You can't go.

What are you talking about?
Of course I'm going.

What about
your Columbia interview?

Oh, that's not until 4:00.

I'll go to Coney Island
with you guys,

have some free fun,

and I'll be back
in time for my interview.

My God,
you are so frustrating.

Last week when you made Vince
that romantic dinner

and he blew you off,
you were like,

"That is it. I am not putting
myself through this anymore."

And now all of a sudden,

he wants you
to go to Coney Island,

and you're like,
"Ha ha. Okay, Vince."

No, I love Coney Island.
You know that.

How would I know that

when the entire time
we've been friends,

you never
even mentioned it?

Okay, well, you didn't know me
during my Coney Island period.

Back then, everybody was like,
"Where's Holly?" "Coney Island."

Let's go, let's go.

Hey, what are you
doing here?

I thought you were
taking the afternoon off.

There's a problem
with me and doctor.

Can it wait? I'm going to
surprise Holly at her interview.

I thought maybe
I'd take her out to dinner.

We did
the hippity-dippity.

Okay, I'm really
happy for you, but, um...

I don't have time
to hear about it.

Okay, well,
I'll just come with you.

Even if I did
have the time,

I so very much --
so very much --

don't want to hear
about it, okay?

Okay, just go.

[ sighs ]

All right, I'll give you
one minute,

but don't be gross.

Okay.

Everything was perfect --
chilled champagne,

scented candles,
and an awesome foot massage.

Thank God I just shaved
the tops of my toes.

Anyway, so we were
just about to finish

making some
beautiful love,

when all of a sudden,
he started to giggle.

Giggle?

Giggle.

During?

Just before the dippity.

Took me right out of it.

Okay, I have heard enough.
I have to go.

Is it possible
it wasn't a giggle?

Maybe it was
the bed creaking.

No, the bed
wasn't moving enough.

Issue number two.

Hey, Gary, check this out.

Shark! Shark! Help! Aah!

That is a good one.

Oh, wait.

Gary, seriously, help me.

I can't get out.
I think I'm stuck.

Are you serious?

You -- you can't get out?
You can't move?

No. I think my hair's
caught in his teeth.

Okay, hold on.
Hold on.

Thank you.

Hey!

Stop it!

Stop -- ow!

Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.

I think some ketchup
accidentally got on your dog.

No, I put it there.

How can you eat that?

Like this.

These are free, too?

Yeah, they want
to make sure

the ones from last year
are still good.

I'm just...

Okay, now that
you're full of food,

let's go hit
the Cyclone again.

Gary, Tina, Cyclone!

Ooh, I get the front!

I get the front!
I get the front!

Go ahead and take it.

When I was a kid, I always
threw up in the front.

I get the back! I get the back!
I get the back!

It was really the back
I threw up. Come on, let's go.

No way can I do
the Cyclone again. I just ate.

You have to.
You're my Cyclone buddy.

Okay!

Wait, help!

Yeah, it's me -- Tina.

Ow, ow, ow.

All right,
I'll meet you there.

I got to get Tina's head
out of the shark.

Hey, what are you doing
in there?

I thought
it would be funny.

It's hilarious.

Come on.

Vince is waiting
for the Cyclone.

Ow, ow. Okay.

All right, now,
what are you doing?

You know, your interview
is in, like, 45 minutes.

You have to go now.

Yeah, I'm going
to have to reschedule.

Okay, so you're going

to just reschedule
your college interview?

Come on,
I'm having so much fun.

- With Vince!
- Yeah, with everyone.

How often do you get to come
to amusement parks for free?

You know what I think?

You're being really stupid
right now.

[ humming ]

Hi. I'm sorry.

Um, I was looking
for Holly Tyler.

Can you tell me if she's
already gone in there?

No, actually,
I just got a call.

There was some kind
of emergency,

and she had to cancel.

E-emergency?

What kind of an emergency?
What did she say?

Oh, I didn't talk to her.

I talked
to her sister Val.

Oh -- Val. Really.

What exactly
did Val say?

Just that Holly was detained,
and she couldn't make it today.

[ angrily ] Oh, my God.

Oh, don't worry.
It didn't sound serious.

I'm sure she'll be okay.

Ha ha ha ha.

I wouldn't be so sure
about that.

- Hey.
- Hey.

How was your interview?

Oh, the admissions office
called and canceled on me.

Apparently, they had
some sort of emergency.

An emergency, huh?

Yeah,
some "scholastic disaster."

I don't know, but they said
that they'll just reschedule.

Would you stop it?
I know what you did.

What?

You canceled
your college interview.

I went there to surprise you.
I know everything.

Okay, okay, yes, I did.
Calm down.

I did cancel my interview,

but it was
for a perfectly good reason.

Oh, good, good.
I can't wait to hear this one.

Go ahead, tell me,
tell me, tell me.

I went to Coney Island!

Coney Island?

Yeah, Vince got us in
for free.

Vince?

Yeah. Oh, my God,
it was so much fun.

We were, like,
the only ones there.

Can you believe that?

No. I can't believe
any of this.

You went to Coney Island instead
of your college interview?

Do you understand
what you have done?

Why are you being so dramatic?
I'll just call and reschedule.

Reschedule? Yeah.

I have been on the phone
for the past two hours

trying to get you
another interview.

Do you have any idea
when the next slot is open?

Tuesday --

Great. I'll be there.

Mnh-mnh, no.

Tuesday, March 15, 2005.

What? That's, like,
next year.

Hmm. It's not like next year.
It is next year.

Okay, well, I'm sure
there's something --

No, there isn't.
You blew it.

Okay, well, maybe I can --

No, you can't.

Do you have any idea

how many people want
to get into Columbia?

Did you think they were
just going to stop

and fit you in whenever
it was convenient for you?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.
I'm so, so sorry.

Just stop being sorry

and just take control
of your life.

Stop letting some boy
who doesn't even --

What?
Doesn't even what?

I just don't want to see you
let some boy ruin your future.

He's not. It was my decision
to go to Coney Island,

and it wasn't for some boy
who doesn't even.

What was that?

That's 'cause you can't hear
my door slam from upstairs.

Interview...

[ muttering ]

What?

I'm a little hurt.

About what?

That you would choose
to confide in the eggs

instead of me.

Lauren, I just didn't want
to burden you --

Oh, burden me?

I'm your friend, okay?

Look, who knows you
better than I do?

I'm just so worried
about her.

Who?

Holly.

Ah. Go on. Yes.

I...I -- this is
a very critical time for her.

I don't think she realizes she
is at a crossroads right now,

and every decision
she makes from here on out

affects the rest
of her life.

Oh, come here.
Come here.

What do I do
about the giggler?

I don't know.

You said yourself

this relationship with Brad
isn't working out,

so just end it.

God, I was so much more
sensitive to your problem.

Okay, do you love him?

Who, giggles? Hell no.

Okay, why don't you write a list
of the pros and cons?

Ooh, I did it.

Let's start
with the cons.

Okay -- ahem.

He's tactless.

Tells disgusting stories.

Often smells
like sick people.

When he talks,
sometimes he gets

that white dot of spit
that goes up and down.

Okay, okay.

Oh, and twice, I saw earwax --
once 'cause he showed me.

How about the pros?

Ooh, I got a whole page.

That's it?

That's the only reason you're
staying in this relationship?

Because he's a doctor,

and he buys you
fancy things

and takes you
to expensive dinners?

I am appalled.

You think I'm with doctor
for his money?

Why else would you be

so obsessed
with dating a doctor?

Okay, can you please come here
and sit down?

Okay?

I'm just going to come clean
with you here.

All right,
total honesty.

Now, I have never
told you this before,

but I have
a serious illness.

Oh, my God. What?

I don't know yet.

But it is
just lurking inside of me

waiting to come out

at some moment
when I least expect it.

And if that moment
should happen at some odd hour

or in a foreign country
like Mexico,

I want to make sure

there's a doctor by my side
at all times.

Now, doesn't someone
feel silly?

Val said
I wrecked my whole future.

I just think that saying
that I wrecked my whole future

is kind of an overreaction.

Well, what are
you going to do?

You're obviously not going
to go to Columbia.

I don't know. Well, maybe
I'll just take a year off

and hang out with Tina.

I'm not hanging out.

For the first six months,

I am going to work
in an animal shelter,

and then I have a job
at a vet's office in Tribeca.

Wait a minute.

So all these times
that we say goodbye

and I go home
and listen to music,

you guys are
actually doing stuff?

All right, all right.
What is your backup plan?

Oh, my God. You have
backup plans, too?!

You don't have
a backup plan?

No, but I never thought
I'd need it.

It was always Columbia,
Columbia, Columbia.

And the worst part is

Val so had her heart set
on me going there.

Yeah, well,
my brother's the same way.

He was all excited
about me going to his school.

He even made me
go on a tour.

My mom did that, too.

God, what is it with people
and their colleges?

I guess it's like you're
keeping their past alive.

Now, I don't want
his old sad-ass memories.

I want my own
sad-ass memories.

So is that
why you're going to NYU

instead of
your brother's school?

Well, that and he went
to beauty school.

Oh, hi. You must be, uh,
Perdita Jasay.

Jasai.

Yes, I am
Perdita Jasai.

You're early.
I like that.

Why don't you, uh,
just close the door,

and we'll get started?

Okay.

Well, why don't you tell me
something about yourself,

uh, Perdita?

That's a pretty name.
What does it mean?

Holly Tyler.

Yeah, that's right.
I'm actually not Perdita Jasai.

I don't understand.

Dr. Thompkins,

my interview was supposed to
be yesterday,

and I missed it, so I've been
trying to reschedule --

Yeah, you're going to have to
call the admissions office.

I already tried.

I can't get anything
until next year.

Well, that's probably because
there are 15,000 other people

trying to get in
this school, too.

I mean, these are the applicants
I have to see just today.

Well, Perdita's not due
for another seven minutes.

Can we just get to know
each other real fast?

I'm sorry.
Look, maybe next year.

No, I can't talk
about next year.

It has to be this year.
This is too important.

Look, I really
don't think that --

Dr. Thompkins,
you could be making

the biggest mistake
of your life.

I mean,
if I walk out that door,

you may never
see me again,

and look at all the people
that went to this school --

Teddy
and Franklin D. Roosevelt,

Caroline Kennedy,
Amelia Earhart,

Brian Dennehy,

not to mention
Grammy Award winners

Alicia Keys
and Lauryn Hill.

What if they had missed
their college interviews, huh?

I don't think you want
to take that chance, sir.

I don't think you do.

All right.

You've got five minutes
to win me over.

Okay. Thank you.

My sister Val
graduated from this school,

and she and I have talked
about me going here

since I was 7.

I've never even considered
another school,

and as far as I'm concerned,
there are no other schools.

Look, I don't have
your S.A.T. scores

in front of me.
How did you do?

Oh, I think I got, uh...

a 1600.

You know,
I can get them.

About those scores --

there's a reason
that they won't blow you away,

because the day
of the test,

something
really horrible happened --

totally unexpected.

Oh, no. What?

The questions
were really hard.

Ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha.

So am I in?

Hey, what are you doing?

Thinking.

Come on, really.

I've made a decision.

I have to break up
with Brad.

I took a long, hard look
at the pro and con list,

and I realized
there was only one pro.

The only reason
it looked like a lot

was because I wrote
the word "doctor"

really huge
with a big fat marks-a-lot.

I'm really sorry.

Yeah, I guess I'm going
to have to tell him.

Oh, God, I just can't.

No, you can do it.

It'll be okay.
Just let him down easy.

No, it's not that.

I don't want to see
that white spit dot again. Ew.

Hey.

Hey.

Okay, don't get
all excited,

but guess where I've just been
for the last hour.

Well, you've got
finals coming up,

so I'm guessing...
Funland?

No, I went
to my Columbia interview.

I decided that
if they won't reschedule me,

I'll reschedule them.

So I marched in there,
no appointment,

and had a great conversation
with that Dr. Thompkins guy.

He is so cool.

Wait, you just
barged in there?

Oh, I did it up
Perdita style.

Per-who?

Dita. It doesn't matter.

I can't believe
you did that.

I know. I did it,
and it went great.

It went better
than I even imagined.

[ gasps ] Ooh, tell me.
Tell me everything.

- It was so fun, and you know why, I think?
- Why?

Because we spent the whole time
talking about me.

This is so exciting.

I know. We talked
about my future and stuff,

and it kind of
made me feel like,

I don't know,
all grown up.

Ooh, good, good.

And then we just talked
about how I'm moving

into that period
of my life

where I have to be
responsible for myself,

making my own decisions,

because, you know,
it's my future.

It is.
It is your future.

- So I made my first big decision.
- What?

I'm not going
to Columbia.

Heh?

Val, I know how much
you wanted me to go there,

and it's a great school,

but it's your school
and your memories,

and I want my own memories
and my own experiences.

Okay, you have been dreaming
about going there

ever since
I was a little girl.

All right,
please listen.

When Dr. Thompkins asked me
why I wanted to go to Columbia,

do you know what I said?

"I don't know."

Aw, we rehearsed that.

Val, it's just that Gary is
so excited about going to NYU,

and Tina's so excited
about taking time off,

and I want to be excited
about what I want to do.

Okay, what do
you want to do?

I don't know,
but isn't that exciting?

No, unh-unh.

Okay, what I'm hearing
here is, uh,

you don't want to go
to Columbia,

and you're very excited
about your future,

although you have
no idea what it is.

Yes.

And you don't want
to go to Columbia.

No.

Brian Dennehy went there.

Hey. Oh, so I heard --

did you break up
with the, uh, doctor?

Well, not so much
break up as...

I'm engaged!
Ha ha ha!

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