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I'm telling you,
Vince walking in
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right when you're about to tell
Henry you love him -- weird.
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It was weird.
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It's weird
every time I see Vince.
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- Is it weird now?
- No. Why?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hi.
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Hey, can you guys
sit somewhere else?
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Holly and I are kind of in
the middle of something weird.
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Fine -- we've got
some weird stuff
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to talk about, too.
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Hey, man, you think
it would be weird
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for a dog
to marry a bird?
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So the thing is
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Henry and I are so good
together when we're alone,
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but when Vince is around,
it's really weird.
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Must be really weird
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when Henry and Vince
are in the same room.
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It's the weirdest.
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- Is it weird now?
- No. Why?
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Hey.
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Quit doing that.
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How's it going?
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- Not good.
- Why? What's the matter?
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- I just got into a huge fight with my dad.
- What about?
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I tell him that I'm thinking,
just thinking,
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about going to Columbia instead
of his precious Princeton,
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and he freaks.
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Whoa, when did
that happen?
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I thought that you were
definitely going to Princeton.
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I don't want
to be away from you,
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and if my dad can't handle
me going to Columbia,
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it's too damn bad,
and that's what I told him.
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Wow, you said that
to your Dad?
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Yeah, and he gave me that
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"As long as you live
under my roof" crap,
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so you know what? I'm not
living under his roof.
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So then where
are you going to live?
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I don't care.
I'll find a place.
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I'm not going
back there.
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You can crash with me
until you find something.
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No, he can't.
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I...I just mean that --
don't you have a roommate?
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He's in L.A.
for three weeks.
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Yeah, but he could
come back unexpectedly.
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I mean, come on,
it's L.A.
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Their governor is
a robot from the future.
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Or, you know,
he could love it.
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How perfect is this?
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It's quite a situation.
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Now come on.
Let's go get you a key made
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- and head on over.
- Okay, yeah.
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I'll call you later.
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Okay. Bye.
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⪠We going
to get some keys made âª
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⪠We going
to get some keys made âª
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⪠You really know
how to dance âª
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⪠When you go up, down,
jump around âª
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⪠Talk about true romance âª
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⪠Yeah âª
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⪠Keep on whispering
in my ear âª
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⪠Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear âª
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⪠'Cause it's true âª
⪠What I like âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about âª
⪠Hey âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
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So now Henry and his dad
are in such a huge fight
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that he moved out,
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and guess who he's
staying with -- Vince.
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- That sucks.
- Get out.
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Yeah, I know,
and now they're making
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this big dinner
for everybody tonight,
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and how uncomfortable
is that going to be?
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- You must feel horrible.
- I do.
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No, I mean Val.
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Yeah, your sister's
got two boyfriends,
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and you have none.
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And do you want to know
why you have none?
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Because you won't admit
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that you and Peter
are supposed to be together.
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Yuck.
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Okay, Holly,
will you tell her?
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- Yeah, well --
- What are the odds?
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He shows up in the same city
in the same hotel
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in the room
right next door to you.
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It was coincidence.
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It was fate.
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Will you tell her, Holly?
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Yeah, I --
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You and Peter are just
so meant to be together.
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Otherwise, you would not
have kissed him, right?
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Right. Ha!
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Okay, I did not kiss him.
He kissed me.
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For 14 seconds?
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Confidential.
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[ knock on door ]
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Hi.
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Hey.
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Ow!
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That was
really nice of you,
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letting Henry
crash with you.
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He's a good guy.
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Yeah, you know, he is
a good guy.
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He's a good boyfriend,
he's a good person.
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He's really fantastic
at everything.
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This box is heavy.
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Sorry. Go ahead.
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What is it?
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It's for Val.
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Ooh, for me? From who?
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Here's the card.
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It's from Peter.
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[ gasps ]
Ow.
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"I hope you enjoyed Chicago
as much as I did."
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Mm.
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Oh, Chicago-style
pizza.
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Kielbasa?
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A Cubs baseball cap?
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Oh, that is the most
romantic thing I've ever seen.
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Kielbasa.
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Hey, I'm heading
back there.
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Anything you want me
to tell Peter?
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Oh, no. Just tell him
I said thank you.
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Any --
anything else?
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No, unh-unh.
Just thank you.
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That's it?
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That's all I get --
"thank you"?
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You were standing out there
waiting to see what I would say?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, and I got to tell you,
I'm a little disappointed.
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I mean, I was really hoping
for something like
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"Oh, he's so sweet"
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or "How thoughtful"
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or "I can't wait
to kiss him again."
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Ow. Seriously,
don't do that again.
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Okay, that kiss -- it was
an accident, all right?
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It was not supposed to happen,
so just forget about it.
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You loved it.
I bet you came back here
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and told those two
all about it.
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I did not.
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You two kissed?
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And it lasted
14 seconds?
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I just don't understand why
you kicked Peter to the curb.
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Stapler, please.
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Just tell me why.
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Because I need to put these
two pieces of paper together
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in a permanent-type fashion.
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But he likes you
so much,
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and I know
you like him.
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Yes, I do.
I like him a lot, okay?
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And that is the problem.
Now give me the damn stapler.
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What is the problem?
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When we were in Chicago,
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he told me to my face
how much he hates commitment.
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That is exactly
what I went through with Jeff.
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Why would I
do that again?
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Because you haven't
had sex in a year.
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Hi.
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Wow. Who are you
dressing for --
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your boyfriend
or your boyfriend?
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Shut up!
Henry is my boyfriend.
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Hmm, Val doesn't
have a boyfriend.
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Shut up!
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Hey, Holly,
do you believe
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- Val running into Peter in Chicago was fate?
- Yeah.
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Okay, do you believe
Val kissing Peter was fate?
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No, that was her not having
had sex for a year. Night.
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So you're telling me
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that you don't believe
in fate, ever.
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No. Mnh-mnh.
No fate.
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Okay, come here.
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Then how do you
explain this?
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That is
a speed-dating web site.
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Exactly.
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You were supposed to be
making me a spreadsheet.
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Which is fate.
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If you had hired someone who
knew how to do a spreadsheet,
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she never would have
found this web site.
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It's fate.
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You don't know
how to make a spreadsheet?
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I don't even know
what it is.
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But may I remind you
that you hired me
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because I'm pushy,
I don't take crap from clients,
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and I'm a people person.
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That's true.
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Okay, look, you don't
have to go out with Peter,
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but you got
to meet someone.
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Not like that.
That is so not me.
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Okay, fine.
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But if you don't go,
I don't go.
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Eventually,
Holly will move out.
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I'll take her room,
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and then it's you and me
together
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now and every New Year's Eve.
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I'll get our coats.
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[ knock on door ]
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[ Gary ]: Coming.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Oh, cool place.
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We brought cake.
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Oh, what smells
so good?
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That's Vince's tortellini.
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Why don't you two sit down,
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and I'll get you
something to drink.
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Yeah, here,
let me take your coats.
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Holly. Tina.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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You doing okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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I'm actually doing
a lot better than I thought.
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[ Tina ]: How about now?
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I've had a setback.
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Hey, girls.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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You paint?
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Yeah, I fool around
with it.
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It kind of
helps me relax.
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How's, uh,
how's my tortellini?
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Oh, it smells great.
Is it done yet?
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Let's see.
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Got it?
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Here, Tina,
try this.
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Mmm. That's amazing.
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All right. Holly?
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Oh. Ha ha.
I'll just --
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Oh! Aah!
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Okay.
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Hey, Tina,
look at that huge TV.
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Let's go see
if it's bigger than you.
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I have to get Henry
and get out of here.
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This is
way too uncomfortable.
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I know. Look at him.
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He looks unbelievable
in that shirt.
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And now you find out
he cooks, he paints --
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how sexy is that?
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This is helpful.
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Look, I need to be alone
with Henry right now.
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Um, I'll come back
and pick you up later, okay?
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Oh, who plays guitar?
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Oh, I do.
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Oh, I got to go.
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No, no, unh-unh.
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I'm not into, you know,
superficial stuff.
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A guy doesn't
have to be tall,
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doesn't have to
be all muscular,
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doesn't have to
have a ton of hair.
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Does he have to
have a personality?
256
00:09:27,006 --> 00:09:29,007
[ bell dings ]
257
00:09:29,041 --> 00:09:30,342
Okay, that's three minutes.
258
00:09:30,376 --> 00:09:33,111
Gentlemen, please move
to another table.
259
00:09:33,145 --> 00:09:35,612
I hate you.
260
00:09:35,647 --> 00:09:37,881
Do you hate me now?
261
00:09:40,218 --> 00:09:43,653
Hi, little guy.
262
00:09:43,687 --> 00:09:45,988
Hi, I'm Val.
263
00:09:46,022 --> 00:09:47,823
You have
an incredible body.
264
00:09:49,859 --> 00:09:51,893
Look, I know we've been
instructed not to say
265
00:09:51,927 --> 00:09:53,261
what we do
for a living,
266
00:09:53,295 --> 00:09:56,230
but, uh, I just sold
a little pipe company,
267
00:09:56,264 --> 00:10:02,200
and I'm worth
8,600,000 buckaroonies.
268
00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:03,735
Ding.
269
00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,003
Oops!
270
00:10:05,037 --> 00:10:06,938
Time's up.
271
00:10:06,972 --> 00:10:09,273
So what do you do
for fun?
272
00:10:09,308 --> 00:10:11,109
I collect butterflies.
273
00:10:11,143 --> 00:10:13,844
I'm a lesbian.
274
00:10:15,980 --> 00:10:17,514
Making a getaway?
275
00:10:17,548 --> 00:10:19,182
Oh, big time.
276
00:10:19,217 --> 00:10:21,017
I'm right behind you.
277
00:10:21,052 --> 00:10:24,387
Hey, did I
talk to you?
278
00:10:24,421 --> 00:10:26,856
No, you definitely
didn't talk to me.
279
00:10:26,890 --> 00:10:29,858
Isn't this the most
incredibly horrible thing
280
00:10:29,892 --> 00:10:31,326
you've been through?
281
00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:32,693
I know.
The whole process is stupid.
282
00:10:32,727 --> 00:10:35,028
How can you even get to know
someone in three minutes?
283
00:10:35,063 --> 00:10:36,696
I proposed to my wife
after six weeks,
284
00:10:36,731 --> 00:10:38,564
but this is ridiculous.
285
00:10:38,599 --> 00:10:40,432
You have a wife?
286
00:10:40,467 --> 00:10:42,901
Because I think that
might be against the rules.
287
00:10:42,935 --> 00:10:45,903
No, no. I...I lost my wife
two years ago,
288
00:10:45,938 --> 00:10:47,371
which is the reason
289
00:10:47,406 --> 00:10:50,007
my friend's been pushing me
to come to one of these things.
290
00:10:50,041 --> 00:10:53,143
Oh, I'm sorry
about your wife.
291
00:10:53,177 --> 00:10:54,611
Thanks.
292
00:10:54,645 --> 00:10:56,779
I don't usually drop that
on people so fast, but I'm still
293
00:10:56,814 --> 00:10:59,348
in that "spill your guts
in three minutes" rhythm.
294
00:10:59,383 --> 00:11:00,983
Yeah.
295
00:11:01,017 --> 00:11:02,451
I went out
with a guy for a year,
296
00:11:02,485 --> 00:11:03,885
he told me
he didn't want a commitment,
297
00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:05,920
we broke up, I don't like
onions on my pizza.
298
00:11:05,954 --> 00:11:07,888
Ding. Ha ha.
299
00:11:07,922 --> 00:11:10,357
I'm Jack.
300
00:11:10,391 --> 00:11:11,525
I'm Val.
301
00:11:11,559 --> 00:11:13,460
It's really nice
to meet you.
302
00:11:13,494 --> 00:11:16,462
You're the first normal person
I've met all night.
303
00:11:16,496 --> 00:11:20,265
That one over there,
the Olympic skater?
304
00:11:23,402 --> 00:11:27,337
Yeah, she's a little nuts.
305
00:11:29,306 --> 00:11:30,440
Yeah.
306
00:11:37,357 --> 00:11:41,093
Okay, let's check
how many responses I got.
307
00:11:41,127 --> 00:11:43,596
Already? We just left
20 minutes ago.
308
00:11:43,630 --> 00:11:46,599
Ha. There's a reason
it's called speed dating.
309
00:11:46,633 --> 00:11:49,268
Those people are desperate.
310
00:11:49,302 --> 00:11:52,170
Lauren, you're
one of those people.
311
00:11:52,205 --> 00:11:54,472
I did not go there
to meet men.
312
00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:57,474
I went there for you.
I really don't even care.
313
00:11:57,509 --> 00:12:00,376
Oh, my God!
I got one! I got one!
314
00:12:00,410 --> 00:12:02,878
I'm getting married!
315
00:12:02,913 --> 00:12:05,280
Which one is it?
316
00:12:05,314 --> 00:12:06,414
Russell.
317
00:12:06,448 --> 00:12:08,449
Russell. Russell.
318
00:12:08,483 --> 00:12:09,983
Oh, I remember.
319
00:12:10,018 --> 00:12:12,552
He's the tall, red-headed guy
who's the sports fanatic.
320
00:12:12,586 --> 00:12:14,387
You hate sports.
321
00:12:14,421 --> 00:12:17,790
No, it's okay.
I'm going to change him.
322
00:12:19,092 --> 00:12:21,359
Okay, let's see
if you're getting married.
323
00:12:21,394 --> 00:12:22,994
Hey, how are you getting
into my e-mail?
324
00:12:23,028 --> 00:12:24,462
You don't know
my password.
325
00:12:24,496 --> 00:12:26,764
Ooh, your birthday.
I cracked the code.
326
00:12:28,533 --> 00:12:31,702
Oh, my God!
You got one, too.
327
00:12:31,736 --> 00:12:32,736
I did?
328
00:12:32,770 --> 00:12:33,803
Oh, no, no.
329
00:12:33,838 --> 00:12:35,305
It's not that short guy
330
00:12:35,339 --> 00:12:37,873
with the curly hair
and the boogie, is it?
331
00:12:40,410 --> 00:12:42,377
You know,
I wouldn't write him off.
332
00:12:42,412 --> 00:12:44,178
It's probably gone
by now.
333
00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:46,580
No, it's from Jack,
334
00:12:46,615 --> 00:12:48,516
the guy you weren't
even supposed to meet.
335
00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:50,751
Do you see what I'm saying
about fate?
336
00:12:50,785 --> 00:12:52,485
Ooh, look,
he wants to meet you
337
00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:54,888
tomorrow morning for coffee
at Dean & Deluca's.
338
00:12:54,922 --> 00:12:57,623
Ooh, let's see that.
Oh, that is so sweet.
339
00:12:57,658 --> 00:13:00,459
Aw, your first date
with your new boyfriend.
340
00:13:00,494 --> 00:13:01,961
I...I don't know.
341
00:13:01,995 --> 00:13:04,563
Oh, come on. This guy
will obviously commit, okay?
342
00:13:04,598 --> 00:13:06,031
He was married,
343
00:13:06,065 --> 00:13:08,767
and he didn't break it off.
She crapped out on him.
344
00:13:16,808 --> 00:13:19,175
Ha ha ha ha.
345
00:13:19,210 --> 00:13:20,476
Hey, where'd everybody go?
346
00:13:20,511 --> 00:13:21,511
I don't know,
347
00:13:21,545 --> 00:13:23,379
but it looks like
they saved us some cake.
348
00:13:23,413 --> 00:13:25,380
Oh, yeah.
349
00:13:25,415 --> 00:13:27,382
Hey, I'm sorry I made us
miss your dinner.
350
00:13:27,416 --> 00:13:28,950
You worked so hard.
351
00:13:28,985 --> 00:13:30,952
No, no, that was
a great idea you had.
352
00:13:30,986 --> 00:13:33,220
I think we needed
to spend some time alone.
353
00:13:33,255 --> 00:13:35,222
I mean, when was
the last time we did that?
354
00:13:35,256 --> 00:13:38,158
It seems like there's
always somebody else around.
355
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:39,392
I know.
356
00:13:39,426 --> 00:13:41,193
I like when we do this,
you know?
357
00:13:41,228 --> 00:13:44,763
When it's just you and me,
everything's, like...
358
00:13:44,797 --> 00:13:45,797
Like what?
359
00:13:45,831 --> 00:13:48,399
It's just better.
360
00:13:48,433 --> 00:13:49,900
[ girl giggling ]
361
00:13:49,934 --> 00:13:51,267
[ Vince laughing ]
362
00:13:51,302 --> 00:13:54,970
Sounds like Vince
has some company.
363
00:13:57,107 --> 00:13:58,206
Oh, my God.
364
00:13:58,241 --> 00:13:59,441
What?
365
00:14:03,478 --> 00:14:05,112
Tina's bag.
366
00:14:06,481 --> 00:14:08,815
Vince and Tina
hooked up?
367
00:14:08,850 --> 00:14:11,618
That's awesome.
368
00:14:11,652 --> 00:14:14,586
Isn't that awesome?
369
00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:29,813
Hey.
370
00:14:29,848 --> 00:14:31,215
Hey.
371
00:14:31,249 --> 00:14:32,983
Ooh, I love
your new desk.
372
00:14:33,017 --> 00:14:34,951
Really? Want to make out
with it?
373
00:14:34,985 --> 00:14:36,819
Ha ha. What?
374
00:14:36,854 --> 00:14:38,621
I just know how much you like
making out with everything,
375
00:14:38,655 --> 00:14:40,389
regardless of how it makes
your friends feel.
376
00:14:40,424 --> 00:14:41,991
What are you
talking about?
377
00:14:42,025 --> 00:14:44,059
- You and Vince?
- What?
378
00:14:44,093 --> 00:14:45,627
Henry and I came back,
and we heard you guys.
379
00:14:45,661 --> 00:14:46,199
You know,
380
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,633
it's like my friendship
means nothing to you.
381
00:14:47,668 --> 00:14:49,167
Are you insane?
382
00:14:49,202 --> 00:14:51,803
- How would you like it if I did that to you?
- Did what?
383
00:14:51,837 --> 00:14:53,805
Whatever you and Vince
were doing in his bedroom.
384
00:14:53,839 --> 00:14:55,339
- We were painting.
- Huh?
385
00:14:55,374 --> 00:14:57,642
He was showing me how to paint.
What is wrong with you?
386
00:14:57,676 --> 00:14:59,276
- You were just painting?
- Yes!
387
00:14:59,311 --> 00:15:00,811
Yeah, that's what
I told Henry.
388
00:15:00,846 --> 00:15:01,846
Hey, you hungry?
389
00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:03,046
No, no, no,
get back here.
390
00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:04,580
You -- you thought
I was with Vince?
391
00:15:04,614 --> 00:15:06,815
Yeah, I'm sorry. I was wrong.
It's no biggie.
392
00:15:06,849 --> 00:15:08,516
Oh, no, it's a hugie.
I mean, first of all,
393
00:15:08,550 --> 00:15:10,584
I would never do something
like that to you.
394
00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:12,052
And second of all,
don't you think
395
00:15:12,086 --> 00:15:14,020
it's a little weird that
you're getting all freaked out
396
00:15:14,055 --> 00:15:15,989
about me and a guy
who is not even your boyfriend?
397
00:15:16,023 --> 00:15:18,391
Okay, I said I'm sorry.
It's over.
398
00:15:18,425 --> 00:15:19,792
No, you see,
it's not over,
399
00:15:19,826 --> 00:15:21,093
and it's not going
to be over
400
00:15:21,127 --> 00:15:22,528
until you get
your act together
401
00:15:22,562 --> 00:15:24,563
and figure out
what the hell it is you want.
402
00:15:24,597 --> 00:15:25,597
Ugh.
403
00:15:31,269 --> 00:15:34,270
I got stood up.
404
00:15:34,305 --> 00:15:37,474
What? That is not possible.
He loves you.
405
00:15:37,508 --> 00:15:39,242
Yeah, apparently,
not so much.
406
00:15:39,276 --> 00:15:41,077
Okay, well,
maybe he left you an e-mail.
407
00:15:41,111 --> 00:15:42,678
Your sister's insane!
408
00:15:42,713 --> 00:15:45,280
Yeah, well, I haven't
had sex in a year!
409
00:15:47,950 --> 00:15:49,884
Nothing. Damn.
410
00:15:49,919 --> 00:15:51,819
You know,
something is wrong,
411
00:15:51,853 --> 00:15:54,321
because you are
not the stood-up type.
412
00:15:54,355 --> 00:15:56,222
I'll bet you've never been
stood up in your whole life,
413
00:15:56,257 --> 00:15:57,357
have you?
414
00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:58,825
No.
415
00:15:58,859 --> 00:16:00,926
I hate you.
416
00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:03,095
Okay, look, obviously,
something happened to him.
417
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,096
Maybe we should
check the hospitals.
418
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,432
I did.
419
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,767
- It's all falling apart.
- What?
420
00:16:09,801 --> 00:16:11,068
My life.
421
00:16:11,102 --> 00:16:12,469
Last night, Henry and I
left Vince's for a while,
422
00:16:12,504 --> 00:16:13,738
and when we came back,
423
00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:15,273
Tina and Vince
were in his bedroom,
424
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:16,908
and I accused her
of doing stuff with him.
425
00:16:16,942 --> 00:16:18,476
Tina was with Vince?
426
00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:19,677
Yeah,
but they were painting.
427
00:16:19,711 --> 00:16:21,111
Each other?
428
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,946
No. Now, I have to
go meet Henry
429
00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:24,648
and convince him
to move out of Vince's.
430
00:16:24,682 --> 00:16:26,015
Otherwise,
my life is over.
431
00:16:26,050 --> 00:16:27,149
Well, Holly, wait.
432
00:16:27,184 --> 00:16:29,551
I have to go. Bye.
433
00:16:29,586 --> 00:16:31,353
You know what? Maybe
I should go after her.
434
00:16:31,387 --> 00:16:33,221
No, look,
she's got two boyfriends, okay?
435
00:16:33,255 --> 00:16:34,956
You're too pretty
to be alone.
436
00:16:34,991 --> 00:16:36,959
Look, I promise,
she's going to be fine, okay?
437
00:16:36,993 --> 00:16:39,127
But we got to find Jack.
Where does he work?
438
00:16:39,162 --> 00:16:41,530
I don't know. We only talked
for, like, 15 minutes.
439
00:16:41,564 --> 00:16:43,531
Okay, well, what did he say?
He must have said something.
440
00:16:43,565 --> 00:16:44,699
I don't know.
441
00:16:44,733 --> 00:16:46,834
Uh, he likes kids,
he lives alone,
442
00:16:46,868 --> 00:16:48,535
and he goes
to the batting cages.
443
00:16:48,570 --> 00:16:50,103
- Let's go.
- Where?
444
00:16:50,138 --> 00:16:51,471
The batting cages.
445
00:16:51,506 --> 00:16:54,073
No, we are not going
to the batting cages. Unh-unh.
446
00:16:54,108 --> 00:16:55,942
I'm not chasing after him.
Besides, there's, like,
447
00:16:55,976 --> 00:16:57,910
a one in a million chance
he'll be there.
448
00:16:57,944 --> 00:16:58,911
Well, that's right,
449
00:16:58,945 --> 00:17:00,245
and if your
true love is there,
450
00:17:00,279 --> 00:17:01,646
then you'll know
it was fate.
451
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,414
And if he's not?
452
00:17:03,448 --> 00:17:06,383
They have bumper cars.
453
00:17:06,417 --> 00:17:07,617
- Okay.
- Okay.
454
00:17:14,725 --> 00:17:17,760
So I was thinking
about you and your dad
455
00:17:17,794 --> 00:17:20,161
and how great
your relationship is.
456
00:17:20,196 --> 00:17:23,998
Actually,
he's distant and unemotional.
457
00:17:24,032 --> 00:17:26,700
Which is why you have to
work even harder.
458
00:17:26,734 --> 00:17:28,334
So that's why I think
459
00:17:28,369 --> 00:17:32,004
that you need to move
back home -- tonight.
460
00:17:32,038 --> 00:17:34,840
What's going on?
461
00:17:34,874 --> 00:17:36,107
Nothing, nothing.
462
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:37,442
I mean, if you want
to go to Columbia, fine.
463
00:17:37,476 --> 00:17:39,177
If you want to go
to Princeton, fine,
464
00:17:39,211 --> 00:17:40,878
but I think
that's a decision
465
00:17:40,913 --> 00:17:42,847
you should make
at your parents' apartment.
466
00:17:42,881 --> 00:17:45,348
Okay, you're obviously
not telling me something.
467
00:17:45,383 --> 00:17:46,783
I don't know what it is,
468
00:17:46,817 --> 00:17:49,752
but when you're ready
to tell me, call me.
469
00:17:50,954 --> 00:17:53,522
At your parents' apartment?
470
00:18:02,730 --> 00:18:05,130
Lauren, I'm leaving.
471
00:18:05,165 --> 00:18:06,932
We have looked
in every batting cage.
472
00:18:06,966 --> 00:18:08,467
No, but people
are coming and going.
473
00:18:08,501 --> 00:18:09,968
Let's just make
one more round.
474
00:18:10,002 --> 00:18:13,303
This is ridiculous.
I'm going -- wait a second.
475
00:18:13,337 --> 00:18:15,305
I think that's him.
That could be him.
476
00:18:15,339 --> 00:18:16,472
Oh, I knew it!
477
00:18:16,507 --> 00:18:18,274
Wait, no, no, no.
I...I'm not positive.
478
00:18:18,308 --> 00:18:19,808
Well, I am.
479
00:18:19,843 --> 00:18:21,710
That man
whose butt looks
480
00:18:21,744 --> 00:18:23,811
so magnificently tight
in those jeans
481
00:18:23,846 --> 00:18:25,112
is your soul mate.
482
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:26,513
Now come on.
You go.
483
00:18:26,548 --> 00:18:27,948
Wait, no, no.
484
00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:30,450
He stood me up.
Maybe he doesn't want to see me.
485
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,719
Okay, listen,
did you ever think
486
00:18:32,753 --> 00:18:34,153
that maybe you're
the first person
487
00:18:34,187 --> 00:18:36,889
he's had feelings for
since his wife took a dirt nap?
488
00:18:36,923 --> 00:18:39,591
And maybe
he's just so nervous
489
00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:41,726
that it's
too much to handle.
490
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,994
Okay, I'm going in.
491
00:18:44,028 --> 00:18:46,163
Okay,
you go get 'em, tiger.
492
00:18:46,197 --> 00:18:47,731
Very firm.
493
00:18:47,765 --> 00:18:50,333
Thanks.
494
00:18:52,235 --> 00:18:53,335
Excuse me.
495
00:18:55,571 --> 00:18:58,172
- Peter?
- Hey.
496
00:18:58,206 --> 00:19:00,507
Holy crap!
497
00:19:00,541 --> 00:19:02,042
What are you doing here?
498
00:19:02,077 --> 00:19:03,678
What are you doing here?
499
00:19:03,712 --> 00:19:05,780
Batting balls.
500
00:19:05,814 --> 00:19:08,415
Huh, so you tracked me down
again, didn't you?
501
00:19:08,450 --> 00:19:09,750
No, no, unh-unh.
502
00:19:09,784 --> 00:19:11,618
I'm here to see
someone else.
503
00:19:11,652 --> 00:19:14,687
This is just a weird
coincidence, is what it is.
504
00:19:14,722 --> 00:19:16,756
It's a coincidence,
I tell you.
505
00:19:16,790 --> 00:19:18,557
You know what?
506
00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:21,827
I can't play these games
with you anymore.
507
00:19:23,795 --> 00:19:26,029
Listen, Val,
508
00:19:26,064 --> 00:19:27,864
I'm crazy about you,
509
00:19:27,899 --> 00:19:29,833
and I think
you feel the same way.
510
00:19:29,867 --> 00:19:33,136
I'm going to Italy
tomorrow morning.
511
00:19:33,170 --> 00:19:35,038
I'll be back
at the end of the month.
512
00:19:35,072 --> 00:19:37,073
And when I come back,
I'm going to call you,
513
00:19:37,107 --> 00:19:38,774
and I'm going to ask
514
00:19:38,809 --> 00:19:40,442
if we're worth
taking a shot.
515
00:19:49,886 --> 00:19:52,154
Because I think we are.
516
00:19:55,258 --> 00:19:56,692
Now get out of the cage.
517
00:19:56,726 --> 00:19:58,694
These balls come through here
at about 85 miles an hour,
518
00:19:58,728 --> 00:20:00,429
and I don't want
to lose you.
519
00:20:07,403 --> 00:20:10,537
- Now can we go on the bumper cars?
- Yeah.
520
00:20:19,412 --> 00:20:20,748
Hey, hey.
521
00:20:20,780 --> 00:20:23,415
What took you so long? I thought
you were all perceptive.
522
00:20:23,449 --> 00:20:26,651
Didn't you hear
the pain in my voice?
523
00:20:26,686 --> 00:20:28,486
I ordered you
a turkey burger.
524
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:29,887
Great. What happened?
525
00:20:29,921 --> 00:20:31,322
Okay, well,
Henry won't move out,
526
00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:32,956
and he thinks that
something's going on with me,
527
00:20:32,991 --> 00:20:34,457
because something is
going on with me,
528
00:20:34,491 --> 00:20:35,858
and I don't know
what to do anymore.
529
00:20:35,892 --> 00:20:38,127
Henry, Vince,
Henry, Vince -- aah!
530
00:20:38,128 --> 00:20:39,661
Help me fix it.
531
00:20:39,695 --> 00:20:42,830
Okay, calm down.
Listen to me, okay?
532
00:20:42,864 --> 00:20:46,299
You're just...
533
00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:48,567
going through a thing.
534
00:20:48,601 --> 00:20:51,001
And it's hard.
535
00:20:51,036 --> 00:20:52,269
Huh?
536
00:20:52,303 --> 00:20:53,536
Yeah, I know.
537
00:20:53,570 --> 00:20:55,904
Look, I feel
really bad for you,
538
00:20:55,938 --> 00:20:58,039
but, um, maybe I'm not
the perfect person
539
00:20:58,073 --> 00:21:00,440
to advise you right now,
because the truth is,
540
00:21:00,475 --> 00:21:01,942
um...
541
00:21:01,976 --> 00:21:04,843
I'm kind of screwed up
myself.
542
00:21:04,877 --> 00:21:07,011
Aw, but what am I
going to do?
543
00:21:07,045 --> 00:21:08,212
Okay, unfortunately,
544
00:21:08,246 --> 00:21:09,646
you're going
to have to make a decision.
545
00:21:09,681 --> 00:21:11,481
I mean, you cannot keep
stringing Henry along
546
00:21:11,516 --> 00:21:13,249
if you're having
these feelings for Vince.
547
00:21:13,284 --> 00:21:14,417
It's just not fair.
548
00:21:14,451 --> 00:21:16,052
What?
549
00:21:19,291 --> 00:21:21,823
I ordered you
a turkey burger.
550
00:21:21,824 --> 00:21:24,424
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