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Mmm...
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Sweet.
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Mmm...salty.
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Bingo.
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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Oh, my God,
how was Vermont?
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Tell me everything. I can
tell just by looking at you,
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all rosy-cheeked and glowy.
Tell me everything.
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Oh, gosh, it was beautiful.
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We stayed in this
cozy little cabin
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with a gorgeous stone
fireplace and bear rug.
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Went for a sleigh ride,
saw a deer,
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and then we broke up.
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What?
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Yeah. Oh, wait, no,
first, we broke up,
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and then we saw the deer.
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Oh, my God, what happened?
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Well, it's kind of
a long story,
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but basically, even though
we both love each other,
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Jeff never wants
to get married.
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Huh, looky there.
It's a short story.
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Wait a second.
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You can't just tell me
something like that
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and then just walk away.
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Well, there's really
nothing left to tell.
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I mean, it sucked.
Moving on.
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Oh, come here...
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No, seriously, Jeff and I
talked through the whole thing
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like adults -- no screaming,
no crying.
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Jeff screamed a little
when the deer chased him.
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So that's it?
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No, actually,
I got you a present.
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Wow, bacon!
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My prayers
have been answered.
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It's what Vermont's
known for.
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That and gay marriage.
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Is that the reason
for the breakup?
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Sync by chocomoon
www.addic7ed.com
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⪠Hey! âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠You really know
how to dance âª
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⪠When you go up, down,
jump around âª
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⪠Talk about true romance âª
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⪠Yeah âª
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⪠Keep on whispering
in my ear âª
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⪠Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear âª
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⪠'Cause it's true âª
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⪠What I like âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠What I like âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠Hey! âª
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Oh, I'm sorry,
did I wake you?
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It's okay.
Do you need to talk?
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What time is it?
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5:30.
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In the afternoon?
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Wow, just two hours short
of my record.
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In the morning.
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Oh. What happened?
Couldn't sleep?
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Come here...
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You remember how I used
to get up early
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and go for those
nice long runs?
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I miss doing that.
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Of course you miss Jeff.
He was a huge part of your life.
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You loved him.
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- What?
- What?
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Come running with me.
It'll be fun.
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We'll start out slow,
just a 5 or 6k.
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If "K" is for Krispy Kreme,
I'm in.
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All right. If you don't
want to, you don't have to.
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No. No, it's okay.
I'd love to keep you company.
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Can I follow you
in a cab?
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I'll mix up some hot water
with lemon to warm us
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- before we go.
- Mmm...
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Come on, Blankie.
Wanna see the park?
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Man, I can't believe
they broke up.
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I know.
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I'm going to miss that dude.
I mean, there is a special bond
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that forms between a best
friend's older sister's
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boyfriend and the sister's
platonic guy friend,
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you know what I mean?
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Special bond?
You guys watched sports
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and talked about boobs.
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The good times.
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Hey, do ladies
have groins?
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'Cause I think
I pulled mine.
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So are you going to have
to jog with Val every morning?
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Hey, it's her way of dealing,
and I want to be there for her.
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Well, that's really nice.
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I like to think I'd do
the same thing in your place.
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Could you...tomorrow?
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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Hi. Oh, Holly,
I owe you an apology.
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I've been poisoning you.
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Oh, is that why I'm
so sleepy all the time?
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I want to show you
something.
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Do you know
what is in here?
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Sure. Yeah, that row's
breakfast, that row's lunch,
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and that row is dinner.
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It is all processed
chemicals.
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No!
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What is --
my licorice,
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my corn chips...
my God!
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It's garbage, and I don't
want it in the house.
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After our jog this morning,
I felt so great.
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I felt like I wanted
to make a fresh start.
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You know, I felt cleansed
and pure.
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And then I came home
and I looked in the pantry,
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and it was disgusting.
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Nature's Grocery?
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I don't like
the sound of that.
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It's a miracle. This stuff
is going to help us
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live to be 106.
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How about corn dog and I
just make it to 60?
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Holly, I swear,
you won't miss this stuff.
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Not once you taste...
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Meatella.
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Meatella?
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Yeah.
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It's the new all-natural
meat-style food product.
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It tastes so good
you never know
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it was harvested from a fungus
that grows underground.
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Call Child Services.
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Hey, I hope you don't mind
me saying this,
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but your sister seems
to have lost her mind.
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Yeah...she's going through
a tough time right now,
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and she's always been there
for me, so I want to be
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supportive and...
this looks like poo.
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Henry...tell me again.
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But slower this time.
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Oh...
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that's my favorite.
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Thin crust?
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Three types of cheese?
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Okay, Henry,
we have to stop.
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[ knock on door ]
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Holly, are you --
oh, I'm sorry.
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I didn't know
you were on the phone.
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Oh, no, it's okay, we're done.
Henry, we're done. Bye.
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You okay?
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Yeah. I just feel like
talking.
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Good. Yes, let's talk.
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Okay. There's just
some things I've been
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thinking about, you know...
do you have time?
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Oh, my God, for you?
All the time in the world.
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What's on your mind?
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You.
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Me.
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Yeah. You. I mean,
I know we have
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our nice morning jogs,
but we don't really
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get a chance to talk,
you know?
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Yeah, that's 'cause
I can't breathe.
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I just -- I want to know
what's going on with you,
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you know? What's up?
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What's the dilly-yo
with Holly?
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School --
what's up with school?
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I have a math test.
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Hmm, you know, this isn't what
I really want to talk about.
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I didn't think so.
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Come here...
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Henry.
Let's talk about Henry.
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- Henry?
- Yeah.
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Yeah. So...
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So...what?
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How serious are you two?
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I don't know.
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Do you and I need to have
the, uh, talk about...
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How uncomfortable
you're making me?
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[ telephone rings ]
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Hello?
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Oh...hey!
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Yeah, no, no, okay.
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Look, I'm sorry,
I love...
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this.
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But this is actually
kind of an emergency.
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Okay.
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I'll, uh, come back
when you're...
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Okay. You and me...
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All right, tell me all about
your long-distance phone plan.
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Don't leave anything out.
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Val is killing me.
I mean, I love her,
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and I want to be there
for her,
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but I'm sore,
and I'm hungry.
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And she almost made me talk
to her about sex.
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See, what you got to do is,
you got to break down that wall,
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get her to face the pain.
Cry it out.
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And once those floodgates
open, baby,
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you'll be back to sleeping late
and eating garbage
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like a normal person.
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Okay, so how
do I get her to cry?
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Well, for me, lately,
it's been two things --
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seeing "Antwone Fisher"
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and getting my business
caught in my zipper.
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Val?
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In here!
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Hey, you up for a movie?
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I rented
"Terms of Endearment,"
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"Steel Magnolias,"
"Titanic"...
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What are you doing?
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Oh, my gosh,
I had so much energy,
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I wanted to clean
and organize my closet,
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but you know what? My closet's
already cleaned and organized.
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So I thought I'd come in here
and do yours.
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Yeah. Your shoes
were all in a pile,
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but not anymore. Look.
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Got a sneaker section,
a boot section,
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and I took out a bunch of your
clothes to give away.
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Now, that bag's jeans,
that's sweaters,
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and those are outfits
I don't really approve of.
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Holly?
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Where'd you go?
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You haven't even seen what I've
done with your underwear!
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Looking for something
to eat.
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- Oh, I can make you something.
- No, I'm okay. Thanks.
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Are you all right?
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This pudding is covered
in mold.
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Oh, goody. It's ready.
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Hey, why don't I start dinner,
and you can sort
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through those old sweaters
and decide which ones
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you want to keep?
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No, I don't have to sort
because I know which ones
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I want to keep --
all of them!
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Someone sounds
a little stressed.
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Maybe it's because I came home
and you were in my room
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cleaning out my closet.
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Are you mad at yourself
for letting it get so messy?
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It's my closet!
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Okay, come here.
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Sit down.
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Holly, I know you.
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You haven't been
yourself lately.
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You're tired all the time,
you have no appetite,
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you have this huge overreaction
about a clean closet.
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- Is there a problem with Henry?
- No.
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Because if there is, you should
really talk about it.
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It's not good
to hold these things in.
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It's not Henry.
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If it's Dad,
do you miss him?
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I mean, you can call him
if you want --
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It's not Dad, it's not Henry,
it's not me! It's you!
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You are the one who needs
to talk about things.
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Talk about what?
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Oh my God!
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Jeff, your boyfriend!
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You were with him for a year,
you broke up,
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and then not a word.
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Well, there's really nothing
to talk about.
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I told you everything
when I came home --
255
00:11:24,013 --> 00:11:26,247
the cabin, snow, sleigh,
breakup, angry deer.
256
00:11:26,282 --> 00:11:29,584
Oh, my God,
do you hear yourself?
257
00:11:29,618 --> 00:11:31,920
Even the deer got angry!
258
00:11:31,954 --> 00:11:35,490
For God's sakes,
show some emotion, woman!
259
00:11:35,524 --> 00:11:39,060
Look, I know you might not
understand this,
260
00:11:39,095 --> 00:11:41,429
but this is the way
grownups deal with things.
261
00:11:41,464 --> 00:11:43,331
And the truth is, it has
nothing to do with you.
262
00:11:43,365 --> 00:11:44,732
Oh, ha ha.
263
00:11:44,767 --> 00:11:46,401
Nothing to do with me?
264
00:11:46,435 --> 00:11:49,370
The reason I am so tired
is because you wake me up
265
00:11:49,405 --> 00:11:51,639
at 5:00 in the morning,
and the reason
266
00:11:51,674 --> 00:11:53,975
I have no appetite is because
we have a pantry
267
00:11:54,009 --> 00:11:56,311
full of twigs
and gravel!
268
00:11:56,345 --> 00:11:57,879
Just look at this!
269
00:11:57,913 --> 00:12:00,782
I spent $30 on depressing videos
to get you to cry.
270
00:12:00,816 --> 00:12:02,484
Why do you want me
to cry so bad?
271
00:12:02,518 --> 00:12:04,586
So you can deal
with your feelings,
272
00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:07,689
get on with your life,
and just get out of mine!
273
00:12:07,723 --> 00:12:09,858
I didn't know
I was such a burden!
274
00:12:09,892 --> 00:12:11,259
Just let it out!
275
00:12:11,293 --> 00:12:13,161
Fine, okay, great!
You want me to --
276
00:12:13,195 --> 00:12:14,996
you want me to cry?
You want me to get mad?
277
00:12:15,030 --> 00:12:17,065
How about this?
Boo-freakin'-hoo!
278
00:12:20,136 --> 00:12:22,203
Is that so hard?
279
00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:31,766
[ knock on door ]
280
00:12:31,801 --> 00:12:32,934
Yeah?
281
00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:34,569
Hey.
282
00:12:34,603 --> 00:12:36,938
Hey. What are you
doing here?
283
00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:39,474
I just came by
to give you these.
284
00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:42,310
They're 100% organic,
sugar-free, dairy-free,
285
00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:44,212
flour-free cookies.
286
00:12:45,481 --> 00:12:47,782
They look good,
but don't worry, they aren't.
287
00:12:47,817 --> 00:12:51,619
Thank you, but you didn't
have to do that.
288
00:12:51,654 --> 00:12:53,788
Well, I'm sorry
I lost it last night.
289
00:12:53,823 --> 00:12:55,156
That's all right.
290
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:57,158
I think
it's the sugar withdrawal.
291
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,660
It's getting better,
292
00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:01,463
but some days
are pretty dark.
293
00:13:01,497 --> 00:13:05,166
I shouldn't have pushed
all that stuff on you.
294
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,002
Go back to eating
what you want.
295
00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,503
Sleep in.
296
00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:10,638
Learn about sex
on the streets.
297
00:13:10,673 --> 00:13:12,107
Thanks. I have.
298
00:13:13,976 --> 00:13:16,845
I just want you to know
that I am totally here for you.
299
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,546
If you ever need to --
300
00:13:18,581 --> 00:13:19,681
I know.
301
00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:21,182
And I'm glad.
302
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:23,685
Now, please,
stop worrying about me, okay?
303
00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:25,286
Every minute of every day,
304
00:13:25,321 --> 00:13:27,622
I'm a little bit more
like my old self again.
305
00:13:27,656 --> 00:13:30,725
Whoo-hoo! Who's ready
for 50 cent jello shooters?
306
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:33,294
Whoo-hoo!
You and me tonight!
307
00:13:33,329 --> 00:13:34,529
Single Val.
308
00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:36,231
Single Lauren.
309
00:13:36,265 --> 00:13:38,099
Actually, it's cheating-on-her-
long-distance-boyfriend Lauren,
310
00:13:38,134 --> 00:13:39,467
but who cares? Ha!
311
00:13:39,502 --> 00:13:41,536
Whoo-hoo!
312
00:13:43,372 --> 00:13:45,540
What the hell was that?
313
00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:48,376
That was Lauren.
You remember Lauren.
314
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:51,046
Oh, yeah, and I also remember
that you can't stand her.
315
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,048
Oh, I totally
misjudged her.
316
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:55,750
She and I have a lot more
in common than I thought.
317
00:13:55,785 --> 00:13:56,818
Like what?
318
00:13:56,852 --> 00:13:59,154
Jello shooters. Whoo-hoo!
319
00:13:59,188 --> 00:14:01,623
- Whoo-hoo!
- Whoo-hoo!
320
00:14:07,663 --> 00:14:09,030
[ both giggling ]
321
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:10,365
Ha ha ha ha ha!
322
00:14:10,399 --> 00:14:11,866
Oh, my God.
323
00:14:11,901 --> 00:14:13,535
Where's the can?
324
00:14:13,569 --> 00:14:15,136
Uh...
325
00:14:15,171 --> 00:14:19,307
uh...damn, I used to know.
326
00:14:20,910 --> 00:14:24,879
Oh. Be cool. Be cool.
327
00:14:24,914 --> 00:14:27,682
Good evening, Holly.
328
00:14:27,716 --> 00:14:29,484
It's 2:00 in the morning.
329
00:14:29,518 --> 00:14:31,319
Of course.
330
00:14:31,353 --> 00:14:35,056
[ English accent ]
Good morrow, Holly.
331
00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:37,992
Yeah, would you guys like
to tell me what's so funny?
332
00:14:38,027 --> 00:14:39,527
I said "morrow."
333
00:14:39,562 --> 00:14:41,663
Like a British.
334
00:14:42,898 --> 00:14:44,532
Why didn't you call me?
335
00:14:44,567 --> 00:14:46,167
I did.
336
00:14:46,202 --> 00:14:47,635
Yeah, this doesn't count.
337
00:14:47,670 --> 00:14:49,537
- [ Lauren ]: Whoo-hoo!
- [ Val ]: Whoo-hoo!
338
00:14:49,572 --> 00:14:51,039
[ Both ]: Shooters!
339
00:14:51,073 --> 00:14:53,341
[ both laughing ]
340
00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:55,610
Ooh, I just remembered
where the can was.
341
00:14:57,713 --> 00:15:00,181
What did you do
to my sister?
342
00:15:00,216 --> 00:15:01,716
Nothing.
343
00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:04,185
She kissed me, okay?
344
00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:06,187
Oh, my God!
345
00:15:06,222 --> 00:15:08,723
I'm kidding.
Look, we're just having fun.
346
00:15:08,757 --> 00:15:10,425
It's girls' night out.
347
00:15:10,459 --> 00:15:13,761
My sister does not do
girls' night out.
348
00:15:13,796 --> 00:15:16,064
Look, I'm really worried
about her.
349
00:15:16,098 --> 00:15:18,066
She's been acting weird
with me,
350
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:21,102
and now she's partying
with a girl she can't stand.
351
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:23,571
Not you.
Oh, she loves you.
352
00:15:23,606 --> 00:15:27,008
What are you
so worried about?
353
00:15:27,042 --> 00:15:29,444
She just broke up
with her boyfriend of a year.
354
00:15:29,478 --> 00:15:31,513
Yeah, I know.
She said she's over it.
355
00:15:31,547 --> 00:15:32,914
She's so not over it.
356
00:15:32,948 --> 00:15:34,582
She's just doing
anything she can
357
00:15:34,617 --> 00:15:36,050
to avoid dealing with it.
358
00:15:36,085 --> 00:15:37,585
All right, listen.
359
00:15:37,620 --> 00:15:41,156
Now, as impossible as this
may be to imagine,
360
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:44,359
I've been broken up with
a time or two.
361
00:15:44,393 --> 00:15:48,196
Mm, yeah. Well, why would
anyone break up with you?
362
00:15:48,230 --> 00:15:50,932
Sometimes
it's court-mandated, but...
363
00:15:50,966 --> 00:15:54,269
Listen, if you are really
worried about your sister,
364
00:15:54,303 --> 00:15:56,137
I know how to help her.
365
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:59,574
If it'll help Val,
then I guess I'd try anything.
366
00:15:59,608 --> 00:16:02,110
[ Val ]: Whoo!
367
00:16:02,144 --> 00:16:05,246
I peed 75 seconds.
368
00:16:07,917 --> 00:16:09,951
Okay, I've got an empty
bladder. What's next?
369
00:16:09,985 --> 00:16:12,754
Okay, I was thinking
of something really cool.
370
00:16:12,788 --> 00:16:14,789
It's something you do
when you're marking
371
00:16:14,823 --> 00:16:16,524
a whole new chapter
in your life.
372
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:20,261
That is me.
That is what I am doing.
373
00:16:20,296 --> 00:16:21,863
Tell me.
374
00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:23,932
Tattoos!
375
00:16:23,966 --> 00:16:27,135
- We give them?
- No, we get them.
376
00:16:27,169 --> 00:16:28,536
Wait a second.
377
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:30,772
Listen, when I look
at my tattoo,
378
00:16:30,806 --> 00:16:33,441
it is a constant reminder
of the strength it took
379
00:16:33,475 --> 00:16:35,543
to start my life over again.
380
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,111
Every time I look
in the mirror,
381
00:16:37,146 --> 00:16:38,613
I say "Thank you,
382
00:16:38,647 --> 00:16:41,049
bloody skull with a knife
through the eye."
383
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:44,352
Yeah. You need
to go home.
384
00:16:44,386 --> 00:16:45,887
No, I want to get one.
385
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:47,956
Come on, I know this place
in the village
386
00:16:47,990 --> 00:16:49,958
just off Waverly
that's open all night,
387
00:16:49,992 --> 00:16:51,459
and the guy is a genius.
388
00:16:51,493 --> 00:16:52,794
He can draw anything.
389
00:16:52,828 --> 00:16:54,128
Ooh! Goody!
390
00:16:54,163 --> 00:16:55,630
I am so getting me
a tat.
391
00:16:55,664 --> 00:16:57,131
Stop!
392
00:16:57,166 --> 00:17:00,668
I'm sorry, but I absolutely
forbid you to go.
393
00:17:00,703 --> 00:17:02,070
I forbid it!
394
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,571
Oh.
395
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,640
Well, if you forbid it...
396
00:17:05,674 --> 00:17:08,076
plfft!
397
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,979
- Ha! We're getting tats!
- Whoo-hoo!
398
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:18,820
Wow.
399
00:17:18,854 --> 00:17:20,655
There are so many
to choose from.
400
00:17:20,689 --> 00:17:22,323
You know,
I'm thinking about
401
00:17:22,358 --> 00:17:24,058
this fire-breathing
skeleton.
402
00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:27,262
Ooh. Excuse me.
403
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,764
Potential mural
just walked in.
404
00:17:31,367 --> 00:17:33,668
Oh, Tinkerbell.
That's interesting.
405
00:17:33,702 --> 00:17:35,169
Got it.
406
00:17:35,204 --> 00:17:37,505
Maybe it would save time
if you showed me
407
00:17:37,539 --> 00:17:39,007
the ones you don't have.
408
00:17:39,041 --> 00:17:41,009
Okay. Got it, got it,
need it,
409
00:17:41,043 --> 00:17:43,278
got it, got it, need it.
410
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:44,779
Hey.
411
00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:50,118
What are you doing here?
412
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,120
- What is he doing here?
- I called him.
413
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:53,388
Why?
414
00:17:53,422 --> 00:17:55,790
I needed someone to talk
some sense into you.
415
00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:57,191
I'm fine.
416
00:17:57,226 --> 00:17:59,060
Of course you are.
You always hang out
417
00:17:59,094 --> 00:18:00,728
at tattoo parlors
at 2:00 in the morning.
418
00:18:00,763 --> 00:18:03,131
Could you please take
my sister home?
419
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,533
This is
who you broke up with?
420
00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:07,702
Hey, I don't want
to get married either.
421
00:18:07,736 --> 00:18:09,704
You want to waste a year
with me?
422
00:18:10,939 --> 00:18:13,207
Hey, Lauren, the big guy --
423
00:18:13,242 --> 00:18:15,176
no ring.
424
00:18:15,210 --> 00:18:16,778
[ Lauren ]: Ooh.
425
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,349
Come on, let's get
out of here.
426
00:18:21,383 --> 00:18:23,851
I'm not going anywhere
until I get a tattoo.
427
00:18:23,886 --> 00:18:25,853
Val, you don't want
a tattoo.
428
00:18:25,888 --> 00:18:27,655
Don't tell me
what I want, okay?
429
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:30,458
Because you obviously have
no idea what I want.
430
00:18:30,492 --> 00:18:32,994
- Val, if you --
- But you certainly know what you want.
431
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:34,696
Oh, wait. You know
what you don't want.
432
00:18:42,504 --> 00:18:44,372
Oh, no.
They've gone behind
433
00:18:44,406 --> 00:18:48,910
the paper-thin
curtain of silence.
434
00:18:48,944 --> 00:18:51,546
Look, obviously you're upset,
and it's totally understandable.
435
00:18:51,580 --> 00:18:53,448
Stop telling me
how I feel, okay?
436
00:18:53,482 --> 00:18:56,217
I'm sorry. I feel that
you're breaking up with me
437
00:18:56,251 --> 00:18:58,052
because I was honest
with you.
438
00:18:58,087 --> 00:18:59,554
Oh, you mean that thing
about you never wanting
439
00:18:59,588 --> 00:19:00,988
to get married?
440
00:19:01,023 --> 00:19:02,623
Yeah. And honestly,
I think you're being
441
00:19:02,658 --> 00:19:04,425
- kind of a hypocrite.
- Excuse me?
442
00:19:04,460 --> 00:19:06,327
You say you love me,
but it means nothing
443
00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:08,162
unless you got that
stupid ring on your finger.
444
00:19:08,197 --> 00:19:10,198
You act like it's
this bizarre idea
445
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,400
that two people meet
and fall in love,
446
00:19:12,434 --> 00:19:14,402
get married,
and have a family.
447
00:19:14,436 --> 00:19:16,471
I think it's bizarre to break up
with someone that you love.
448
00:19:16,505 --> 00:19:18,339
Yeah, well, I think
it's selfish of you
449
00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:20,141
to ask me to spend
the next however many years
450
00:19:20,175 --> 00:19:22,176
of my life waiting around
to see if maybe someday
451
00:19:22,211 --> 00:19:24,178
you're gonna change your mind
and want to marry me.
452
00:19:24,213 --> 00:19:26,581
Fine, I'm selfish.
I'm an immature, selfish jerk.
453
00:19:26,615 --> 00:19:28,383
This whole last year
meant nothing to me.
454
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,918
I'm beginning to think
maybe it didn't.
455
00:19:30,953 --> 00:19:32,520
How could you even
say that?
456
00:19:32,554 --> 00:19:34,389
Because -- all this crap
about you
457
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,190
and your problems
with marriage.
458
00:19:36,225 --> 00:19:38,159
That's how I feel.
I can't change that.
459
00:19:38,193 --> 00:19:40,061
I don't want to argue
about this anymore, okay?
460
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:42,196
What am I supposed to say?
461
00:19:42,231 --> 00:19:44,365
Nothing. Okay?
462
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:48,770
The truth is, Jeff,
if you really loved me,
463
00:19:48,804 --> 00:19:51,506
you would want to marry me.
464
00:19:53,142 --> 00:19:56,244
What do I do? Tell me
what to do, and I'll do it.
465
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,613
I think maybe
you should just go.
466
00:19:58,647 --> 00:20:01,749
I think maybe we should
just both move on.
467
00:20:15,597 --> 00:20:18,399
[ sobbing ]
468
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:21,502
Val?
469
00:20:21,537 --> 00:20:24,405
I think maybe the shark
wearing the sunglasses.
470
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,507
He looks fun.
471
00:20:26,542 --> 00:20:30,077
Oh, come here, sweetie.
472
00:20:37,119 --> 00:20:39,754
Come on, let's go home.
473
00:20:39,788 --> 00:20:42,190
You want to clean
under my bed?
474
00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:45,059
I already did.
475
00:20:46,395 --> 00:20:48,196
I can mess it up again.
476
00:20:48,230 --> 00:20:51,799
You're the best.
477
00:20:58,106 --> 00:21:03,176
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