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- Hey.
- Hey, guys.
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How was Lincoln Center?
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Oh, it was incredible.
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Nobody does modern dance
like Pina Bausch.
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The choreography
was amazing.
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She's so imaginative.
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So were you on the cab ride
ome-hay.
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Hmm...Ome-hay.
Ome-hay.
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You guys fooled around
in the cab,
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but where was it heading?
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Nothing happened
in the cab.
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Well, then we should do
nothing a little more often.
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Don't you need
to get ome-hay?
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Oh, home!
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Love ya. Mwah!
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Bye.
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'Night.
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Come on, get over here.
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Why?
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You don't have to be
all nervous about this.
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We can talk about it.
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I don't know,
it's weird.
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Come on!
Give me a little credit.
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We subscribe
to Cinemax.
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Okay, you're right.
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We should not be embarrassed
to talk about sex.
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We're both grownups,
right?
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- Thank you.
- Yeah.
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So, how far have you gone
with a boy?
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'Night.
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www.addic7ed.com
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Val?
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Val?
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I knew it!
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I had a bad vibe about you
from day one!
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I'm not stealing stuff.
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I'm trying to get
Val's ring size
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for Valentine's Day.
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What?!
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You're getting her a ring
for Valentine's Day? That's --
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Shh!
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Yes!
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What kind of ring?
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No, no, no, no.
I've said enough.
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You better promise me you're
not gonna say anything to Val.
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- Promise me.
- Don't you trust me?
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It's not you.
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It's your whole damn
generation.
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So, where are you
going to do it?
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I'm taking her
to my restaurant.
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Ooh, free meal --
that's classy.
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Girls love it
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when you don't spend
any money on them.
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You're a funny little girl.
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Val's gonna be blown away.
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I've been shopping
for this ring for two months.
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Two months?
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Remember, not a word.
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Val! Aah!
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Aah! Oh, my God!
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Aah! I know something!
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- What?
- I can't tell you.
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You scared the hell
out of me.
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Oh, my God,
it is so worth it,
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but I can't tell you why.
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Then get out of here
and let me finish my shower.
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Oh, my God,
this can't wait! Val!
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What is it?
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I can't tell you.
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What do I do?
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Tell her.
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Okay.
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Jeff's gonna ask you
to marry him!
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Aah!
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What?
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Jeff is going
to propose to you.
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And he made me promise
not to tell.
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Then why are you
telling me?
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I got talked into it.
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Wait. Did he say
that he was actually
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going to propose to me?
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I wasn't going to ask him.
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He obviously
wants to surprise you.
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Val, he's been looking
for the ring for two months.
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Oh, my God!
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He's taking me
to Vermont this weekend.
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That's probably
where he's gonna do it.
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No, he's doing it
at the restaurant.
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And that is all
I'm going to tell you.
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Your sister is going
to get engaged
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on Valentine's Day?
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Ooh, Gary, don't you think
that is so romantic?
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Uh, Jill, now,
I like you a lot,
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but I'm not really
in a financial position
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to take on a bride
right now.
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Well, if you hadn't
blown all your money
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on that Poopin' Moose
candy dispenser...
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Ha ha ha ha.
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Yeah,
that guy's hilarious.
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You lift up his head,
and M&M's come out the back.
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Plain or peanut?
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He doesn't care.
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He'll squeeze out Skittles
if you want him to.
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See you tomorrow night?
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Yes, you will,
Valentine.
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Bye.
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I really like her.
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Yeah, well,
do what I'm doing.
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Enjoy her while you can, 'cause
after this Valentine's Day,
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she's going to dump me.
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What are you
talking about?
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Valentine's Day
is her favorite holiday.
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I got to come through
with some big-time romance,
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and I've got no game.
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Calm down. Let's just
start with the gift.
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Did you get her
something good?
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Oh, I wouldn't be surprised
if she cried a little bit.
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Ooh,
what did you get her?
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Nothing. That's why I think
she's going to cry.
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Look, I can't even afford
to buy her a nice dinner.
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Just take her to Jeff's.
He'll give you a discount.
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And then just get her
some roses or candy,
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preferably not
from a moose's ass.
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When it comes to this
romantic stuff, I suck.
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You got to come with me.
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Oh, right,
that sounds good.
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You, me, and Jill
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having an intimate
Valentine's dinner.
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And then maybe
on the carriage ride home,
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the three of us
can all make out.
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Yeah, now that's a friend.
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All right,
just get a date.
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For tomorrow night?
Valentine's Day? Right.
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I couldn't help but overhear
your conversation...
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because I'm eavesdropping.
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I'll be your date.
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Oh, hi, Henry.
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If you want,
I can make some calls
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and change my plans
for tomorrow night.
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Oh, no. No,
you don't have to do that.
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Okay, the thing about
making the phone calls,
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that was fake.
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I just didn't want to seem
too available.
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But I am fully available,
and that is not fake.
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Please, Holly.
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Okay.
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Um, okay. Just so we're clear,
this is not a real date.
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Yes! Perfect!
Totally onboard.
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Just friends,
not a date.
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You da man!
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Does he think I'm a man?
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Holly, just do this
for me.
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Okay.
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Well, I'll see you
tomorrow night.
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It's a date!
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No, it's not.
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Come in.
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Hey, what you doing?
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Oh, thinking...drinking.
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A little early celebration?
Sounds good.
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Yeah, it is.
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Fruity, full-bodied,
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with just a hint of...
I'm getting engaged!
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It's so exciting!
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Oh, I know, yes.
I'm also a little nervous.
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I'm just trying
to find my balance.
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Note for adulthood --
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turn to alcohol for help
with big decisions.
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- What's all that?
- Magazines -- "Modern Bride," "In Style Weddings,"
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uh, "Bride" magazine --
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"American Lawyer"?
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So you don't get screwed
in the prenup.
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Oh.
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Wow, look at all those
beautiful gowns.
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I know.
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I'm starting
to get excited again!
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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He said the ring is going
to blow you away.
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I wonder how big
the diamond is.
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Well, it doesn't matter
how big the diamond is.
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It just matters
that it comes from the heart.
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Ha ha ha.
You kill me!
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I wonder
how he's going to do it.
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I'm thinking he's going to
stuff it into your cheesecake
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or drop it into
your champagne --
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something that guys think
is romantic
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but can actually kill you.
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Well, it doesn't matter.
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I'm sure whatever he does,
it will be perfect.
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The point is,
I'm getting engaged!
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Oh, my God,
this is so exciting!
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: Ha ha.
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There's Val and Jeff.
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Ah, that's your sister?
She's beautiful!
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I know. The whole
family is hot!
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I've got your table
ready.
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Excuse me, rose lady,
hit me 12 times.
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A dozen red roses
for my Valentine.
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Gary, that's really
not necessary.
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I wanted these roses
to see
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how beautiful you are.
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That's $120.
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Okay, they've seen you.
Move along now.
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Actually, I, uh, I've got
something for you, too, Holly.
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I know this isn't
a real date,
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but these are real roses,
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and you're real pretty.
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Oh, thanks.
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They're intertwined
at the stems,
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and it said one red
and one white
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symbolizes unity.
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Because I'm just glad
that we're together
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on our non-date.
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Thank you, Henry.
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Never heard that before.
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You know, about the roses.
Isn't that beautiful?
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Oh, not as beautiful
as you are...
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in the face area...
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during springtime...
or anytime.
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It's all good.
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Did I tell you
how great you look tonight?
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Yeah, yeah, you too.
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Well,
what are you doing?
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Um, toasting God...
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for bringing us together.
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Here's to you, big guy.
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Man, I thought for sure
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it would be
in the champagne glass.
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You know, putting the ring
in the food items --
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kind of "Love Boat."
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I could not agree more.
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What would you do?
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Well, I would, uh...
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I would, uh...
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Tell her that great story
you were telling me --
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about the beach
and the sunset.
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Right.
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I would propose
on the beach.
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When?
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At sunset.
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I would take your hand,
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lead you out
onto the rocks,
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and just as the sun
dipped into the water,
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Free Willy would jump
over our heads.
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Then I'd pop the question.
The end.
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That was awesome.
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But did you know
that Free Willy's
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in Norway now
and he's dying?
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It could be any whale,
Henry, okay?
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How would you do it,
Henry?
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I think it depends
on the girl.
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For instance, and I know
that this is not a date,
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but if it were Holly,
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I'd take her to the dump.
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To dispose of my body?
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No, because it's funny.
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And then after we were
married,
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whenever you were feeling
crummy or something,
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I could say, "Hey, remember
when we got engaged
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at the dump?"
262
00:11:44,151 --> 00:11:45,951
And then you'd laugh,
263
00:11:45,986 --> 00:11:47,987
which would make you
feel better.
264
00:11:48,021 --> 00:11:50,990
And me too, because
I'd get to hear you laugh.
265
00:11:51,024 --> 00:11:52,892
You have a great laugh.
266
00:11:56,563 --> 00:11:58,097
Oh, my God,
267
00:11:58,131 --> 00:12:01,800
that was amazingly
romantic.
268
00:12:06,072 --> 00:12:08,007
Wow, I've never seen you
269
00:12:08,041 --> 00:12:11,210
go after a piece
of cheesecake like that.
270
00:12:11,244 --> 00:12:13,479
You're like a raccoon.
271
00:12:13,513 --> 00:12:15,314
It's just so good.
272
00:12:15,348 --> 00:12:16,782
Are you done?
273
00:12:16,816 --> 00:12:19,852
Yeah. I...am...
274
00:12:19,886 --> 00:12:20,853
finished.
275
00:12:20,887 --> 00:12:22,121
Good,
276
00:12:22,155 --> 00:12:24,690
because there is
something very important
277
00:12:24,724 --> 00:12:26,325
that I want
to say to you.
278
00:12:26,359 --> 00:12:28,527
Oh, God.
279
00:12:28,562 --> 00:12:30,863
Okay. I'm ready.
280
00:12:30,897 --> 00:12:31,964
Go.
281
00:12:31,998 --> 00:12:34,200
Wait!
282
00:12:36,736 --> 00:12:40,339
Okay, go. Go. Go!
283
00:12:40,373 --> 00:12:41,607
I've, uh, been --
284
00:12:41,641 --> 00:12:44,009
No, wait. Just --
285
00:12:44,044 --> 00:12:45,544
There you go.
286
00:12:48,548 --> 00:12:49,848
Okay.
287
00:12:49,883 --> 00:12:52,451
Okay.
288
00:12:52,485 --> 00:12:54,386
I've been thinking about
this past year a lot...
289
00:12:54,421 --> 00:12:55,888
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
290
00:12:55,922 --> 00:12:58,123
And I was trying to think
what I could give you
291
00:12:58,158 --> 00:13:01,026
to really show you
how much you mean to me.
292
00:13:01,061 --> 00:13:02,294
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
293
00:13:02,329 --> 00:13:04,363
Val...
294
00:13:04,397 --> 00:13:05,731
Uh-huh?
295
00:13:05,765 --> 00:13:06,732
I love you.
296
00:13:06,766 --> 00:13:08,234
Oh, God.
297
00:13:08,268 --> 00:13:10,202
Easy. You haven't even
opened it yet.
298
00:13:10,237 --> 00:13:12,805
I think I'm going --
oh! Oh! No!
299
00:13:14,207 --> 00:13:16,909
Wait! There's a card!
300
00:13:25,428 --> 00:13:26,929
What happened?
301
00:13:26,963 --> 00:13:28,230
I don't know.
302
00:13:28,264 --> 00:13:30,165
She just bolted
all of a sudden.
303
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,034
She didn't even get to open
her gift. Check it out.
304
00:13:32,068 --> 00:13:33,769
Oh...
305
00:13:33,803 --> 00:13:35,437
earrings?
306
00:13:35,472 --> 00:13:37,740
What's with the frickin'
earrings?
307
00:13:37,774 --> 00:13:39,641
They're pretty, huh?
308
00:13:39,676 --> 00:13:41,043
Where's the ring?
309
00:13:41,077 --> 00:13:42,277
I thought you were
getting her a ring!
310
00:13:42,312 --> 00:13:43,779
Oh, I was.
311
00:13:43,813 --> 00:13:45,814
There was a beautiful
sapphire set in platinum.
312
00:13:45,849 --> 00:13:47,816
But then the guy
at the jewelry store told me
313
00:13:47,851 --> 00:13:49,885
only an idiot would get
his girlfriend a ring
314
00:13:49,919 --> 00:13:51,587
on Valentine's Day that
wasn't an engagement ring.
315
00:13:51,621 --> 00:13:53,589
Ha ha. Who knew?
316
00:13:53,623 --> 00:13:55,591
Everyone!
317
00:13:56,860 --> 00:14:00,262
I have to go talk to Val.
318
00:14:00,296 --> 00:14:02,431
Um...
319
00:14:02,465 --> 00:14:06,035
there's not an exit
back there, is there?
320
00:14:09,039 --> 00:14:10,973
Hey, are you okay?
321
00:14:11,007 --> 00:14:12,775
Better now.
322
00:14:12,809 --> 00:14:14,143
Where did you get
the toothbrush?
323
00:14:14,177 --> 00:14:15,978
My purse. Want one?
324
00:14:16,012 --> 00:14:18,580
No. What happened?
325
00:14:18,615 --> 00:14:20,149
I don't know.
I got so excited.
326
00:14:20,183 --> 00:14:21,650
Everything was perfect --
327
00:14:21,684 --> 00:14:23,419
the champagne,
the cheesecake.
328
00:14:23,453 --> 00:14:25,454
Then he started saying
such romantic things.
329
00:14:25,488 --> 00:14:27,456
And he pulled
a little box out,
330
00:14:27,490 --> 00:14:29,758
and I just barfed.
331
00:14:29,793 --> 00:14:31,627
If someone asks you
to marry them,
332
00:14:31,661 --> 00:14:33,629
your first reaction
should not be to barf.
333
00:14:33,663 --> 00:14:34,997
It's okay. It's okay.
334
00:14:35,031 --> 00:14:36,498
No, it is not okay.
335
00:14:36,533 --> 00:14:38,167
How am I going to go
back out there?
336
00:14:38,201 --> 00:14:39,668
He's gonna want
an answer.
337
00:14:39,702 --> 00:14:40,969
Okay, look,
338
00:14:41,004 --> 00:14:43,238
I really should not
get involved.
339
00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:46,075
It's just not my style.
340
00:14:46,109 --> 00:14:47,810
You know how you thought
that Jeff
341
00:14:47,844 --> 00:14:49,311
was going to give you
an engagement ring?
342
00:14:49,345 --> 00:14:50,412
Yeah.
343
00:14:50,447 --> 00:14:52,915
He's not!
344
00:14:52,949 --> 00:14:55,918
He got you
non-engagement earrings!
345
00:14:55,952 --> 00:14:58,754
What? He's not going
to ask me to marry him?
346
00:14:58,788 --> 00:15:00,489
No. You just built it up
347
00:15:00,523 --> 00:15:03,092
in that pretty little head
of yours.
348
00:15:03,126 --> 00:15:04,693
You are the one who told me
349
00:15:04,727 --> 00:15:06,395
he was going to give me
an engagement ring.
350
00:15:06,429 --> 00:15:07,796
You said, I said --
he ain't proposing, kiddo.
351
00:15:07,831 --> 00:15:09,932
Let it go.
352
00:15:09,966 --> 00:15:12,167
Get back out there
and slap those earrings on,
353
00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:14,436
because everything
is back to normal.
354
00:15:14,471 --> 00:15:16,438
No, everything is not
back to normal.
355
00:15:16,473 --> 00:15:17,940
I came here tonight
356
00:15:17,974 --> 00:15:20,042
thinking he was going
to propose to me,
357
00:15:20,076 --> 00:15:22,077
and I thought I was going
to say yes.
358
00:15:22,112 --> 00:15:24,179
But then the time came,
and I threw up.
359
00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:26,515
You know what this means,
don't you?
360
00:15:26,549 --> 00:15:28,617
I'm not ready.
I'm so not ready.
361
00:15:28,651 --> 00:15:30,018
Good.
362
00:15:30,053 --> 00:15:31,987
Because you don't have
to make any decisions.
363
00:15:32,021 --> 00:15:33,822
Now just go out there,
finish your dinner,
364
00:15:33,857 --> 00:15:35,691
and head up to Vermont
and have fun!
365
00:15:35,725 --> 00:15:37,126
Yeah. That's what
I'm going to do.
366
00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:38,494
I'm going to go have fun.
367
00:15:38,528 --> 00:15:40,496
Vermont has liquor stores,
right?
368
00:15:40,530 --> 00:15:42,764
People couldn't live there
without them.
369
00:15:42,799 --> 00:15:44,633
Okay.
370
00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:46,768
Hey, do you think it's weird
that suddenly
371
00:15:46,803 --> 00:15:48,837
I'm kind of attracted
to someone
372
00:15:48,872 --> 00:15:50,506
who at some time
in his life
373
00:15:50,540 --> 00:15:52,341
has probably put on
a magic show?
374
00:16:01,384 --> 00:16:03,685
Man, we've been
sitting here forever!
375
00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:06,021
What is going on
up there?
376
00:16:06,055 --> 00:16:07,356
How you feeling?
377
00:16:07,390 --> 00:16:08,624
Better.
378
00:16:08,658 --> 00:16:10,259
I can't believe
my girlfriend
379
00:16:10,293 --> 00:16:12,027
got sick from food
at my restaurant.
380
00:16:12,061 --> 00:16:13,862
Ha.
381
00:16:13,897 --> 00:16:15,898
It wasn't the food.
382
00:16:15,932 --> 00:16:19,234
Do you want to hear
a funny story?
383
00:16:21,905 --> 00:16:24,873
I thought you were going
to propose to me tonight.
384
00:16:26,409 --> 00:16:27,776
What?
385
00:16:27,810 --> 00:16:29,278
Ah ha!
386
00:16:29,312 --> 00:16:31,180
I know. Yeah. Oh, God.
387
00:16:31,214 --> 00:16:33,849
Holly told me about you going
through my jewelry box
388
00:16:33,883 --> 00:16:35,851
and the ring
and Valentine's Day.
389
00:16:35,885 --> 00:16:37,853
She had me totally
convinced.
390
00:16:39,822 --> 00:16:41,990
Then when you pulled that
little box out of your pocket,
391
00:16:42,025 --> 00:16:43,859
I thought you were going
to ask me to marry you.
392
00:16:47,230 --> 00:16:49,865
So...you vomited?
393
00:16:49,899 --> 00:16:52,000
Yeah, but not because
of you.
394
00:16:52,035 --> 00:16:53,835
I mean, I love you.
395
00:16:53,870 --> 00:16:57,272
It's just I think
I'm not ready, you know.
396
00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:59,975
Well, let me put
your mind at ease, okay?
397
00:17:00,009 --> 00:17:02,644
You don't have to worry
about that. At all.
398
00:17:02,679 --> 00:17:05,480
I mean, I am so far away
from that.
399
00:17:05,515 --> 00:17:08,116
Like light years.
400
00:17:08,151 --> 00:17:09,985
Whoo hoo hoo hoo.
401
00:17:10,019 --> 00:17:11,520
Light years?
402
00:17:11,554 --> 00:17:13,855
Isn't that
a little extreme?
403
00:17:13,890 --> 00:17:15,123
I don't know.
404
00:17:15,158 --> 00:17:16,758
Is there something
longer than that?
405
00:17:16,793 --> 00:17:18,093
'Cause if there is,
I want that one.
406
00:17:30,974 --> 00:17:33,675
I had a really nice
Valentine's Day.
407
00:17:33,710 --> 00:17:35,010
Thank you.
408
00:17:35,044 --> 00:17:37,179
You don't
have to say that.
409
00:17:37,213 --> 00:17:38,947
Well, I know I don't have to,
but I did.
410
00:17:38,982 --> 00:17:41,183
Look, Jill,
411
00:17:41,217 --> 00:17:43,352
I know how you feel
about Valentine's Day,
412
00:17:43,386 --> 00:17:45,387
and I know how much
it means to you.
413
00:17:45,421 --> 00:17:47,990
And I wanted it to be
perfect, but the thing is,
414
00:17:48,024 --> 00:17:50,926
I don't know what the color
of roses means.
415
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:53,629
I don't have any romantic
dump stories.
416
00:17:53,663 --> 00:17:55,197
Gary, do you know why
417
00:17:55,231 --> 00:17:57,332
I wanted to spend
Valentine's Day with you?
418
00:17:57,367 --> 00:18:00,035
Not a clue.
419
00:18:00,069 --> 00:18:02,537
I wanted to be with you
because you're fun.
420
00:18:02,572 --> 00:18:04,706
And funny.
421
00:18:04,741 --> 00:18:06,341
And I like you.
422
00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:08,343
Yeah,
but I'm not romantic.
423
00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:09,845
You're adorable.
424
00:18:09,879 --> 00:18:12,814
And I'll take that
over romantic any day.
425
00:18:12,849 --> 00:18:15,183
Hold that thought.
426
00:18:15,218 --> 00:18:20,589
It's not much,
but I hope you like it.
427
00:18:21,991 --> 00:18:24,026
It's our ticket stubs
from our first date --
428
00:18:24,060 --> 00:18:26,461
Bob the Builder on Ice.
429
00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:29,965
Oh, my God.
You kept our ticket stubs.
430
00:18:29,999 --> 00:18:32,401
So, I did good?
431
00:18:32,435 --> 00:18:34,536
You did real good.
432
00:18:34,570 --> 00:18:36,438
Got something
for you, too.
433
00:18:40,076 --> 00:18:43,245
Is this the Deluxe
Poopin' Moose?
434
00:18:43,279 --> 00:18:45,047
Try it.
435
00:18:45,081 --> 00:18:47,215
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
436
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:49,551
Little Valentine hearts.
437
00:18:49,585 --> 00:18:52,220
Now, that's a romantic
dump story.
438
00:18:55,925 --> 00:18:57,759
Ahh...
439
00:19:03,766 --> 00:19:05,567
Thanks
for walking me home.
440
00:19:05,601 --> 00:19:08,070
You were really nice
to talk to that banjo guy
441
00:19:08,104 --> 00:19:09,538
on the subway.
442
00:19:09,572 --> 00:19:11,907
Yeah, I'm pretty sure
he wasn't really Jesus,
443
00:19:11,941 --> 00:19:13,909
but you don't want
to get to heaven
444
00:19:13,943 --> 00:19:15,577
and find out
you were the guy
445
00:19:15,611 --> 00:19:17,446
who blew off
the son of God.
446
00:19:19,315 --> 00:19:22,117
I love that laugh.
That's the dump laugh.
447
00:19:22,151 --> 00:19:25,087
Thanks for a great date.
448
00:19:25,121 --> 00:19:28,023
Hey, you said "date."
449
00:19:28,057 --> 00:19:30,625
I did, didn't I?
450
00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:35,797
Good night, Henry.
451
00:19:40,970 --> 00:19:43,305
I was on a date.
452
00:19:58,087 --> 00:20:00,956
An armored truck
overturned in the tunnel.
453
00:20:00,990 --> 00:20:03,058
There was quarters
everywhere.
454
00:20:03,092 --> 00:20:04,926
I tried to get some,
but they shot at me.
455
00:20:06,462 --> 00:20:09,231
The people in the Saturn
thought that was hilarious.
456
00:20:09,265 --> 00:20:11,066
Why don't you marry them?
457
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:13,135
Oh, God.
458
00:20:13,169 --> 00:20:15,170
Oh, I'm sorry.
I forgot.
459
00:20:15,204 --> 00:20:16,438
You're against marriage.
460
00:20:16,472 --> 00:20:17,873
I'm not against marriage.
461
00:20:17,907 --> 00:20:19,608
I guess it works
for some people.
462
00:20:19,642 --> 00:20:21,810
But I've seen my friends
divorced, my brother.
463
00:20:21,844 --> 00:20:23,345
Look at my parents!
464
00:20:23,379 --> 00:20:25,580
After 30 years, even they're
calling it quits.
465
00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:28,650
Baby, I love you,
but marriage?
466
00:20:28,684 --> 00:20:30,786
I just -- I don't --
467
00:20:30,820 --> 00:20:33,255
What? Go ahead, say it.
468
00:20:33,289 --> 00:20:36,024
I just don't think
it's for me.
469
00:20:36,058 --> 00:20:38,160
Okay.
470
00:20:38,194 --> 00:20:40,295
Were you ever
going to tell me?
471
00:20:40,329 --> 00:20:41,897
We've been going out
almost a year,
472
00:20:41,931 --> 00:20:43,398
and you haven't
brought it up.
473
00:20:43,433 --> 00:20:44,699
I just assumed we were
in the same place.
474
00:20:44,734 --> 00:20:45,767
Well, maybe we're not.
475
00:20:45,802 --> 00:20:47,335
Are you sure?
476
00:20:47,370 --> 00:20:49,371
'Cause you thought I was going
to propose to you tonight,
477
00:20:49,405 --> 00:20:51,773
and your response was...
478
00:20:51,808 --> 00:20:54,342
That doesn't exactly scream
"Be my Valentine."
479
00:20:54,377 --> 00:20:56,011
I was overwhelmed
with the thought
480
00:20:56,045 --> 00:20:57,345
of getting married now.
481
00:20:57,380 --> 00:20:58,747
I'm not against marriage.
482
00:20:58,781 --> 00:21:00,348
I want to get married
someday.
483
00:21:00,383 --> 00:21:01,817
I want to share my life
with somebody.
484
00:21:01,851 --> 00:21:03,485
We're doing that
right now.
485
00:21:03,519 --> 00:21:04,986
We spend time together.
We love each other.
486
00:21:05,021 --> 00:21:06,688
Why can't it just stay
the way it is?
487
00:21:06,722 --> 00:21:09,391
I can't go on like this
forever.
488
00:21:14,163 --> 00:21:16,798
So what do we do now?
489
00:21:20,244 --> 00:21:24,314
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