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- That's what I thought.
- Hey, you're home!
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I know it looks like
I'm home, but I'm not.
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Ow!
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No, you're home.
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Which means we can go
shopping for my dress today.
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No, we can't. I still
have a ton of work to do.
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Come on!
Liz's party is on Friday,
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and you promised you would
help me find the perfect dress.
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Yes, and I will,
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as soon as I come up
with a new P.R. campaign
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for the New Jersey
Board of Tourism.
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I got it.
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New Jersey -- it's supposed
to smell like this.
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Hey, gang.
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: Hi.
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Guess what I got
right here in my pocket, huh?
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I'll give you a hint --
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it's right next
to my Bono glasses.
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Oh.
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I hope it's a receipt
for those glasses.
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It's the tickets
to tonight's U2 concert.
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I'm sorry.
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I can't go anywhere
until I come up with
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a brilliant campaign
for New Jersey.
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You're gonna miss U2?
It's in the luxury suite!
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The luxury suite?
How'd you guys score those?
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Jeff's ex-girlfriend Dana
is an editor at "Vogue."
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And 3, 2, 1...
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She used to be a model.
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A model? Damn!
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Uh, but we broke up 'cause,
you know, she was gross.
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Jeff, you don't have
to do that.
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I think I can handle
the fact
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that you used to date
a model.
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She was featured
in "Maxim."
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Tramp.
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Ah, this sucks. You can't go.
Dana's boyfriend can't go.
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Oh, wow, this does suck,
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'cause now you can't go,
either.
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Excuse me?
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It was one thing
when I was going
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and Dana's boyfriend
was going,
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but now there's no me
and no boyfriend,
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which leaves you
and your ex-girlfriend.
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Who's a former model.
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Thanks, dude.
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So, what,
you don't trust me?
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I don't trust her.
I don't trust Dana.
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Look, Val, I love you.
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I have no feelings for Dana,
and I'm dying to see U2.
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But if you're really
worried about it,
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then, fine, I won't go.
Case closed.
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What if I go?
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Case reopened.
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Well, then I should
go, too.
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Uh, trust me, no one ever
has sex when I'm around.
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You know what, Jeff?
I'm being ridiculous.
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If you really want to go
to the concert, then go.
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Have a great time.
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You're the best.
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Holly...
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you make sure that
boyfriend-stealing tramp
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keeps her hands off Jeff.
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She even looks at him,
go for the eyes. Rowr!
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Sync by chocomoon
www.addic7ed.com
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Ah, these seats
are so comfortable.
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I'm loving the luxury suite.
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I feel like a dictator
looking down on the masses.
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I decree that there be
beer and nachos
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for all the people
of the crappy lodge seats.
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Hey, who's the dude
with the luxury hairdo?
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That's Craig Miller.
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He owns hotels, casinos,
office buildings.
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So he's loaded.
Doesn't mean he's happy.
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Oh, God, let me be
that unhappy just once.
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Hey.
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Hey, Dana.
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Thanks for the tickets.
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Welcome.
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Hi!
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Hey, Dana, I'm Holly --
Val's sister.
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Val really wishes she could
have been here tonight,
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because she and Jeff are in
a committed relationship.
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Um, okay.
It's nice to meet you.
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I love that jacket.
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Oh, my sister --
Jeff's girlfriend --
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picked it out.
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She has style, class,
brains, and beauty.
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Those are the big four,
says Jeff.
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Hi, are you Gary?
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You were in "Maxim."
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Hi, "Maxim."
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Oh, Bono, I love you!
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Oh, my God,
that was so incredible.
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It was like Bono was singing
just to me,
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which is weird,
'cause he barely knows me.
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Hey, iced tea dude, you
thinking what I'm thinking?
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Luxury toilet.
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Wow.
Jeff looks really good.
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I don't know, there's
a sadness to his eyes.
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I think he misses Val.
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Holly, I get it, okay?
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I'm not going after
your sister's boyfriend.
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Sorry, I guess I just got
a little overprotective.
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Totally understand.
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Val's lucky to have
a little sister like you.
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I wish I had one.
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So, you work
at "Vogue," huh?
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Yeah.
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That's really cool.
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Well, if you like
celebrities and parties,
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high pay, gorgeous men.
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Now, those are the big four,
says Holly.
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So, I have a question.
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Last month, there was
a picture of Natalie Portman
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wearing this amazing dress.
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I know the exact dress.
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Well, I've been looking
for something like it.
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Any chance
it's from Old Navy?
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Ha ha ha.
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What if I told you
that I could get you
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that exact dress
for free?
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Are you serious?
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Yeah. I'll pull it
for you tomorrow.
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Wow. Thank you.
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Craig, are you okay?
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I think he's choking!
Somebody help him!
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Excuse me, excuse me.
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Oh, my God.
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: Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Gary, you just saved
Craig Miller's life.
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Oh, no, stop calling me
a hero.
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I only did what any
ordinary man would do
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in the presence
of a dying bajillionaire.
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Oh, man, I thought
that was it.
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Thanks, man.
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Get his name and address.
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I'm gonna send you
something.
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Oh, thank you, Mr. Miller,
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but that's really
not necessary.
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Well, you just saved
my life.
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I'd like a chance
to repay you.
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That's Thorpe --
Gary Thorpe, with an "e."
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Hockey sucks.
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You know, the fights
are fixed, like in wrestling.
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You are so --
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seriously?
Where'd you hear that?
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Oh, that's me.
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Hello?
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Oh, yeah. Hey, Dana.
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Dana? What's she want?
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Oh, my God,
are you kidding?
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Of course I still want
the dress.
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Dress? What dress?
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Okay, yeah, well, let me
just check my schedule,
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and I'll call you back
with the time.
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Jeff says hi.
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No, I didn't.
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Why is she calling you?
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Because she hooked me up
with Natalie Portman's dress
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for my party.
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No, no, no, no, no.
No dress, no Dana.
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- Dana's off limits.
- What?
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Val does not like Dana.
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She wouldn't want her
calling you,
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hooking you up with dresses,
being all buddy-buddy,
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braiding
each other's hair.
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Is that what you think
girls do?
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No.
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Look,
Dana's just being nice.
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She's a nice person.
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Listen to me, okay?
You don't realize it yet,
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but you're being sucked
into the Dana vortex.
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- What?
- The Dana vortex!
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She has this way of making
life seem really exciting
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'cause of the people
she knows
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and the things she does,
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and you think
she's a really nice person,
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but, really, she's
a bad person with nice skin.
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- Hey.
- Hey. You're home.
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Yeah, but I can't stay.
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I've got to go back
to New Jersey tonight
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and all day tomorrow.
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It's only been two days,
and I already hate that state.
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Think you found
your slogan.
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I'm glad you guys are here.
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Now I can give you these
in person.
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"I owe you
one romantic evening."
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Aww. You even drew
little stick figures of us.
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Look,
we're playing leapfrog.
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Oh, no, not leapfrog.
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Oh, right.
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And here's one for you.
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"I owe you
one dress-shopping trip."
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Saturday. Bloomingdale's.
I'm all yours.
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: Doesn't that
sound great?
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Just you and your sister
shopping for that special dress.
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Yeah, this sounds great.
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Thanks, Val.
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Okay, I got to get going.
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There's a car downstairs.
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Oh, about this
I.O.U. thing --
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this drawing of me?
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You're kind of stingy
with one of my sticks.
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So, Gary, what do you think
that rich guy's gonna give you?
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I haven't given it
that much thought.
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I'm just glad I was there
to help.
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My sense of satisfaction
is reward enough.
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But I wouldn't say no
to an above-ground pool.
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Um, I'm looking
for Gary Thorpe.
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That's me.
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Hi, I'm Jill.
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I'm an intern
for Craig Miller.
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Are you the gift?
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That's cute.
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Ha ha.
And I'm serious.
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No, Mr. Miller wanted me
to give you this.
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Ooh, tickets!
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Ha ha.
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"Bob the Builder on Ice."
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How did he know?
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Now, you and your guest
will have Mr. Miller's
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luxury suite
all to yourselves,
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and after the show,
you can both go backstage
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and meet Bob the Builder.
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Bob himself, huh?
Ha ha. Exquisite.
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All right,
well, one guest.
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Hey, you know, this is
going to cause quite a rift
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among my friends,
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so, uh, why don't I
just take you?
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Well, sure. Okay.
Sounds fun.
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I'm sorry. What?
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I said yes.
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So now what happens?
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Well, how's about
I meet you there?
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See you tonight.
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What was that all about?
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You have a date
with that girl tonight.
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Well, I'm gonna be all alone
in a luxury suite
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with a hot smokin' female.
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What if she wants me
to talk to her?
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Do you think she wants me
to talk to her?
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Of course she's going
to want you to talk to her.
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Oh, this is not good.
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Sometimes I say
stupid stuff.
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The prettier the girl,
the stupider the stuff.
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Look, before you speak,
think about
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what you're gonna say,
and then say it.
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Or, I could keep
lots of food handy,
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and every time I start
to say something stupid,
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I can jam it in my mouth
before anything even comes out.
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What do you think of that?
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I think you're gonna gain
a lot of weight.
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What do you think?
257
00:10:39,961 --> 00:10:41,628
Oh, my God.
258
00:10:41,662 --> 00:10:44,197
I cannot believe I am wearing
Natalie Portman's dress.
259
00:10:44,232 --> 00:10:46,400
You're definitely gonna be
the hottest girl at the party.
260
00:10:46,434 --> 00:10:49,169
Well, thanks to you.
This dress is so amazing.
261
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,402
Well, well, well.
What have we here?
262
00:11:02,436 --> 00:11:04,136
Look at that dress.
263
00:11:04,171 --> 00:11:05,604
Doesn't she look
fabulous?
264
00:11:05,639 --> 00:11:07,039
Yeah.
I like the way the color
265
00:11:07,073 --> 00:11:08,540
brings out the guilt
in her eyes.
266
00:11:08,574 --> 00:11:10,308
Ha ha ha!
267
00:11:10,343 --> 00:11:11,876
God, I never got
your humor.
268
00:11:11,911 --> 00:11:13,744
All right, well,
I've got to run.
269
00:11:13,778 --> 00:11:15,579
I've got a shoot
with Gwen Stefani,
270
00:11:15,613 --> 00:11:17,414
and then we're all
gonna go over
271
00:11:17,448 --> 00:11:18,781
to the D-Bar on Bleeker.
272
00:11:18,815 --> 00:11:20,249
You should swing by
if you can.
273
00:11:20,283 --> 00:11:21,583
Sure. I'd love to.
274
00:11:21,618 --> 00:11:23,418
Two kisses.
How fancy. Ha ha.
275
00:11:23,453 --> 00:11:24,753
See ya.
276
00:11:24,787 --> 00:11:25,920
Bye.
277
00:11:25,955 --> 00:11:27,422
Bye.
278
00:11:27,456 --> 00:11:29,656
Okay,
it's not what you think.
279
00:11:29,691 --> 00:11:31,859
Oh, really? 'Cause I think
you promised your sister
280
00:11:31,893 --> 00:11:33,994
you were gonna go with her
to get a dress,
281
00:11:34,029 --> 00:11:36,197
but you went behind her back
and got it from Dana instead.
282
00:11:36,231 --> 00:11:38,165
Oh, it is what you think.
283
00:11:38,199 --> 00:11:40,266
Look, Holly, I've been
where you are.
284
00:11:40,301 --> 00:11:42,101
You're in the heart
of the Dana vortex.
285
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,302
It is not safe!
286
00:11:43,337 --> 00:11:45,003
Oh, please, Jeff,
287
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,438
this is no different than
you getting tickets from her.
288
00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:49,440
Luxury suite,
luxury dress.
289
00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:50,975
That's totally different.
290
00:11:51,009 --> 00:11:53,010
I wasn't sneaking around
behind Val's back.
291
00:11:53,044 --> 00:11:55,613
Look...
292
00:11:55,647 --> 00:11:57,848
I thought I could
have this dress,
293
00:11:57,882 --> 00:12:00,117
and Val wouldn't know,
and everything would be okay.
294
00:12:00,152 --> 00:12:02,121
But it's not okay,
because you know if Val
295
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,856
found out, this would
really hurt her feelings.
296
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,191
You're right.
297
00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:08,626
Wow. Look at me.
298
00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:11,597
Communicating effectively
with a teenage girl.
299
00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:12,697
But...
300
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:13,898
Uh-oh.
301
00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,666
It's just like
how you think it's okay
302
00:12:15,701 --> 00:12:17,301
to stay friends
with your ex-girlfriend
303
00:12:17,335 --> 00:12:19,669
when you know that deep down
it really bothers Val.
304
00:12:21,005 --> 00:12:23,473
Crap.
305
00:12:23,507 --> 00:12:26,141
Okay. That's it.
306
00:12:26,176 --> 00:12:27,776
We're both breaking up
with Dana.
307
00:12:27,810 --> 00:12:29,244
I don't get any more
concert tickets,
308
00:12:29,278 --> 00:12:30,745
and you got to take back
that dress.
309
00:12:30,780 --> 00:12:32,413
Good call.
Right after this party,
310
00:12:32,448 --> 00:12:35,116
this dress
is so out of my life.
311
00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:41,390
Okay, I'll take the dress back
after the party.
312
00:12:43,794 --> 00:12:45,094
Okay, I'll do it today!
313
00:12:45,128 --> 00:12:46,896
What are you doing here,
anyway?
314
00:12:46,931 --> 00:12:48,298
Oh, I'm on my lunch break.
315
00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:49,732
Can't you eat
at the restaurant?
316
00:12:49,767 --> 00:12:50,933
I did.
317
00:12:50,967 --> 00:12:52,468
But when I nap
in my office,
318
00:12:52,502 --> 00:12:53,869
the busboys
always mess with me.
319
00:13:01,976 --> 00:13:04,343
Look at Bob.
320
00:13:04,378 --> 00:13:07,846
He and the machines
just built a gazebo.
321
00:13:07,881 --> 00:13:12,450
Ho ho! And he lands
the triple lutz.
322
00:13:12,484 --> 00:13:14,451
Everyone at the office
is talking about
323
00:13:14,486 --> 00:13:16,453
how you saved
Mr. Miller's life.
324
00:13:16,487 --> 00:13:17,954
What did it feel like?
325
00:13:17,988 --> 00:13:19,522
Oh, it was a rush.
326
00:13:19,556 --> 00:13:22,191
I mean, the first time
you stand behind a man,
327
00:13:22,225 --> 00:13:24,626
and your arms
are wrapped around him,
328
00:13:24,660 --> 00:13:26,695
and you're
squeezing him tight,
329
00:13:26,729 --> 00:13:28,263
and y --
330
00:13:28,297 --> 00:13:30,832
no, I didn't mean what --
331
00:13:35,570 --> 00:13:37,704
You know, Gary,
I'm really glad
332
00:13:37,739 --> 00:13:39,806
you asked me to come
tonight.
333
00:13:56,756 --> 00:13:57,723
Hey, Dana.
334
00:13:57,757 --> 00:13:59,291
- Hey, Holly!
- Hi!
335
00:13:59,326 --> 00:14:01,093
Everybody, this is Holly,
my new little sister
336
00:14:01,127 --> 00:14:02,394
that I've been telling you
about.
337
00:14:02,428 --> 00:14:03,728
Hi, guys.
338
00:14:03,762 --> 00:14:05,329
I want
a new little sister.
339
00:14:05,364 --> 00:14:07,398
Well, she's mine.
You can't have her.
340
00:14:07,432 --> 00:14:10,801
Come on, ladies, there's
plenty of Holly to go around.
341
00:14:10,835 --> 00:14:13,538
Cosmo...cosmo...
342
00:14:13,572 --> 00:14:14,872
and for
the young lady?
343
00:14:14,907 --> 00:14:16,341
Oh, nothing.
I can't stay.
344
00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:17,910
I just came by
to give you this.
345
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:19,645
What do you mean,
you can't stay?
346
00:14:19,679 --> 00:14:21,180
You sit your cute little
tushie down next to Niki.
347
00:14:21,214 --> 00:14:23,482
I know, and look
at that figure.
348
00:14:23,516 --> 00:14:25,183
What do you do
to stay in shape?
349
00:14:25,217 --> 00:14:26,584
Oh, nothing really.
350
00:14:26,618 --> 00:14:28,286
I just signed up
for A.P. History,
351
00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:29,654
so my backpack weighs
like 40 pounds.
352
00:14:31,290 --> 00:14:32,890
- Ha ha ha.
- Ha ha ha ha.
353
00:14:32,925 --> 00:14:36,160
Well, I guess I could
stay for a second.
354
00:14:36,194 --> 00:14:38,996
Um, so I'll have
a virgin martini.
355
00:14:39,031 --> 00:14:41,265
A martini
without the alcohol
356
00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:43,401
would be
a glass of olives.
357
00:14:43,435 --> 00:14:45,002
That's perfect.
358
00:14:45,036 --> 00:14:46,570
And a ginger ale.
359
00:14:46,605 --> 00:14:49,774
Hey, Holly, I spoke
to the hair and makeup people
360
00:14:49,808 --> 00:14:52,110
at the magazine,
and the night of your party,
361
00:14:52,144 --> 00:14:54,178
they are gonna make you
look fabulous.
362
00:14:54,212 --> 00:14:55,679
That is so incredible.
363
00:14:55,714 --> 00:14:57,448
You did not have
to do that.
364
00:14:57,482 --> 00:14:59,282
Oh, come on.
How long will it take
365
00:14:59,317 --> 00:15:01,284
to make you fabulous,
two minutes?
366
00:15:01,319 --> 00:15:04,287
Niki, you're fabulous.
Come on, double kiss.
367
00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:06,556
: Mwah. Mwah.
368
00:15:06,591 --> 00:15:09,626
Hey, Holly, Dana,
everybody.
369
00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:11,928
Jack. What are you
doing here?
370
00:15:11,963 --> 00:15:13,631
Isn't it obvious?
He's following me.
371
00:15:13,665 --> 00:15:15,099
Twice in one day.
372
00:15:15,133 --> 00:15:16,934
Actually, I came
to talk to Holly.
373
00:15:16,969 --> 00:15:18,937
Got a sec?
374
00:15:18,971 --> 00:15:22,140
Excuse me
for just one second, ladies.
375
00:15:22,174 --> 00:15:23,374
What are you doing here?
376
00:15:23,409 --> 00:15:24,843
Making sure you end this.
377
00:15:24,877 --> 00:15:26,378
Come on, I got
to let her down easy.
378
00:15:26,412 --> 00:15:28,045
- Why?
- Because she's a sweet kid.
379
00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:30,047
I can't just kick her
to the curb.
380
00:15:30,081 --> 00:15:32,548
You're in the vortex.
381
00:15:32,582 --> 00:15:34,349
I am hanging out
with my friends.
382
00:15:34,383 --> 00:15:36,317
We're having drinks,
exchanging witty banter.
383
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:37,818
I am not in the vortex.
384
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:41,188
I'm in my own episode
of "Sex and the City."
385
00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:46,729
Good.
You decided to stay.
386
00:15:46,763 --> 00:15:48,164
So, where's Val?
387
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:50,467
Did she let you
off your leash tonight?
388
00:15:50,501 --> 00:15:53,170
No, no. She's been working
crazy hours lately, traveling.
389
00:15:53,204 --> 00:15:54,504
Oh.
390
00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:56,573
Hey, some of us are going
to go out to the Hamptons
391
00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:58,307
this weekend,
and you guys should come.
392
00:15:58,342 --> 00:16:00,143
Like I said,
Val's got to work.
393
00:16:00,177 --> 00:16:01,777
Well,
then you should come.
394
00:16:01,811 --> 00:16:04,413
Don't you think
that would be a little...
395
00:16:04,448 --> 00:16:06,883
If you play your cards right,
it might be a lot...
396
00:16:08,685 --> 00:16:10,685
Well, Dana, I know
we're all grown up
397
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,086
and sophisticated here,
398
00:16:12,121 --> 00:16:13,788
but what the hell
are you doing?
399
00:16:13,822 --> 00:16:15,356
What?
400
00:16:15,390 --> 00:16:17,592
You're hitting on
my sister's boyfriend.
401
00:16:17,626 --> 00:16:19,527
Jeff is not
going to do anything
402
00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:21,028
that he doesn't want to do.
403
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,596
Are you, Jeff?
404
00:16:22,631 --> 00:16:25,032
You hear
that sucking sound?
405
00:16:25,066 --> 00:16:27,868
That's the vortex.
406
00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:30,438
Look, I'm not going
to the Hamptons with you.
407
00:16:30,472 --> 00:16:32,440
Yeah, that's right,
because he loves Val.
408
00:16:32,474 --> 00:16:34,309
Yeah, and I would never
do anything to hurt her,
409
00:16:34,343 --> 00:16:35,977
so thanks anyway,
but I won't be needing
410
00:16:36,011 --> 00:16:37,712
any more concert tickets.
411
00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:39,380
Yeah, and you know what?
I am not your little sister.
412
00:16:39,414 --> 00:16:40,714
I know.
413
00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:42,850
My little sister
wouldn't be this uncool.
414
00:16:46,087 --> 00:16:47,720
Hey!
415
00:16:47,755 --> 00:16:50,590
And you can have your stupid
Natalie Portman dress back.
416
00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:53,126
Too bad.
I was gonna give you
417
00:16:53,161 --> 00:16:55,630
those Kate Hudson shoes
to wear with it.
418
00:16:55,665 --> 00:16:58,333
The gold ones
with the little t-straps?
419
00:16:58,367 --> 00:16:59,567
Uh-huh.
420
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:01,236
You are the devil!
421
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:09,745
You know, I thought
that was going to be
422
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,913
really stupid,
but it was funny.
423
00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:15,117
And I learned a lot
about spackle and grout.
424
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,252
Uh-huh.
425
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,087
So, I was thinking,
426
00:17:20,121 --> 00:17:22,588
maybe you could walk me
back to my place?
427
00:17:22,623 --> 00:17:24,824
I could just grab my coat,
and we can go.
428
00:17:24,858 --> 00:17:27,592
Yeah. Walk.
429
00:17:27,627 --> 00:17:29,961
Go.
430
00:17:33,332 --> 00:17:35,601
Are you there, God?
431
00:17:35,636 --> 00:17:37,269
It's me -- Gary.
432
00:17:37,304 --> 00:17:39,938
Look, man, I promise
I will never ask you
433
00:17:39,973 --> 00:17:42,441
for anything again
as long as I live
434
00:17:42,475 --> 00:17:44,609
if you could just
find it in your power
435
00:17:44,643 --> 00:17:46,944
to get my food-filled body
up off this chair
436
00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:49,646
so I can walk
that smokin' female home.
437
00:17:51,149 --> 00:17:52,482
Whew.
438
00:17:54,852 --> 00:17:56,819
Ooh, that's cool, Lord.
439
00:17:56,853 --> 00:17:59,688
I understand.
I have been gluttonous.
440
00:18:01,724 --> 00:18:03,958
Hey. You okay?
441
00:18:03,993 --> 00:18:06,627
No, not really.
I'm too full to get up.
442
00:18:06,661 --> 00:18:08,762
Look, Jill, have a seat.
443
00:18:11,665 --> 00:18:14,800
Look, sometimes when I get
around pretty women,
444
00:18:14,834 --> 00:18:16,468
I get stupid.
445
00:18:16,502 --> 00:18:19,637
And the prettier they are,
the stupider I get.
446
00:18:19,671 --> 00:18:21,472
And being with you tonight,
447
00:18:21,506 --> 00:18:23,641
I have never felt
so stupid.
448
00:18:23,675 --> 00:18:24,976
Oh!
449
00:18:25,010 --> 00:18:26,644
That is one
of the nicest things
450
00:18:26,678 --> 00:18:28,312
anyone
has ever said to me.
451
00:18:28,347 --> 00:18:30,648
So, you know, I thought
if I kept eating,
452
00:18:30,682 --> 00:18:32,316
I wouldn't say stupid stuff,
453
00:18:32,351 --> 00:18:34,819
'cause, you know,
my mouth would be busy.
454
00:18:34,853 --> 00:18:39,290
You know, I have
a better way of doing that.
455
00:18:44,229 --> 00:18:46,663
I'll go see if they have
something for your stomach.
456
00:18:46,697 --> 00:18:49,500
You just sit...
and digest.
457
00:18:57,543 --> 00:19:00,177
How am I going to tell Val
what I did?
458
00:19:00,211 --> 00:19:02,678
How about if I make it
easy for you?
459
00:19:02,712 --> 00:19:04,679
I'm thinking
we don't tell Val at all.
460
00:19:04,713 --> 00:19:06,680
I mean, telling her
is only going to hurt her
461
00:19:06,715 --> 00:19:08,182
for no reason,
462
00:19:08,216 --> 00:19:10,284
so why don't we just
keep this between us?
463
00:19:10,318 --> 00:19:12,353
What, so I just hide
this from her
464
00:19:12,387 --> 00:19:14,321
and live
with the crushing guilt?
465
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:18,224
I like it.
466
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:23,529
Oh. Attention, shoppers,
467
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:26,198
who here needs to be
the hottest girl at the party?
468
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:29,035
Have you been reading
my diary?
469
00:19:30,171 --> 00:19:32,372
What is this?
470
00:19:32,406 --> 00:19:34,541
Well, I was in New Jersey,
471
00:19:34,576 --> 00:19:36,177
checking out
the garden state's
472
00:19:36,211 --> 00:19:37,812
seventh-biggest
tourist attraction,
473
00:19:37,846 --> 00:19:39,280
the Paramus Mall,
and I met this woman
474
00:19:39,314 --> 00:19:40,848
who worked
at the Pretzel Place.
475
00:19:40,883 --> 00:19:42,450
Her sister
works at Bloomingdale's.
476
00:19:42,484 --> 00:19:44,084
I told her about
your dress situation.
477
00:19:44,119 --> 00:19:45,552
Instead of us going
to Bloomingdale's,
478
00:19:45,586 --> 00:19:46,853
Bloomingdale's
came to us.
479
00:19:48,923 --> 00:19:51,257
Look, I have
to tell you something.
480
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,427
No, no. No, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
481
00:19:53,461 --> 00:19:56,129
She is my sister.
She deserves to know.
482
00:19:56,164 --> 00:19:58,164
What? What?
What is it?
483
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,601
Jeff sneaks
into our apartment
484
00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:02,902
and takes naps
when we're not here.
485
00:20:08,108 --> 00:20:09,710
Thanks for this.
486
00:20:09,744 --> 00:20:11,178
You're welcome.
487
00:20:13,114 --> 00:20:14,681
I don't suppose
there's anything
488
00:20:14,716 --> 00:20:16,116
on that rack for me.
489
00:20:16,151 --> 00:20:20,087
Actually, there is.
490
00:20:21,156 --> 00:20:23,224
You have been reading
my diary.
491
00:20:23,258 --> 00:20:24,859
Ha ha.
492
00:20:25,860 --> 00:20:29,860
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