All language subtitles for What I Like About You s01e07 Tankini.eng

Thanks for letting me
do my laundry with yours.

You're welcome.

It would be so cool

if I had a maid
to do this stuff for me.

Come home
from a long day's work,

open the door,
there she is --

my maid.

I'm not gonna put
that costume on again.

It would also be cool
if I had my own Catwoman.

Hey, this isn't mine.

Oh, no, that's mine.

I like to sleep in it
when it's cold.

It's so warm and cozy.

It's kind of big,
isn't it?

Yeah. It used to belong
to an old boyfriend -- Steve.

Oh. Steve.

I don't remember you
mentioning that one.

[ Boston accent ]
So, was big Steve

a big Harvard football fan?

Big Harvard
football player.

Really? Great.

You know,
Harvard's really never

had a good football team.

I know, but he only
ended up playing there

for a couple of years,
anyway.

Ouch!

Cut from Harvard.
Whoo! That's embarrassing.

No, he wasn't cut.
He quit.

He went to England
on a Rhodes scholarship.

Couldn't afford to pay
his own way, huh?

Loser!

- Hey!
- Hey!

Holly, look who called
for you.

Oh, my God!

- I know.
- Oh, this is so cool!

I know!

- What's going on?
- I don't know!

Samantha Grey
is moving to New York.

Who's Samantha Grey?

Only my number-one
best friend

in the entire world.

Holly.

She's still mad
because I told her

the whole moon landing thing
was fake.

See, some people choose
to live in a fantasy world.

Not me.

In junior high, Sam and I
did everything together.

We were inseparable.

We used to call ourselves
the Three Musketeers.

- Who was the third?
- Oh, Angela Simpson,

but she left us
for another clique.

Like who, the Fab Four?
The Magnificent Seven?

Mm, no.
The Hare Krishnas.

Sometimes I see her
at the airport.

Hey, now that Samantha's here,
you should be the new Angela.

Ooh, finally
in a girl clique.

Now I get to see
what happens

at those slumber parties
after the pillow fights stop.

Somebody gets asthma
and goes home early.

Is she wearing
little jammies?

♪ Hey! ♪

♪ Uh-huh ♪

♪ What I like about you ♪

♪ You really know
how to dance ♪

♪ When you go up, down,
jump around ♪

♪ Talk about true romance ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Keep on whispering
in my ear ♪

♪ Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear ♪

♪ 'Cause it's true ♪

♪ What I like ♪

♪ That's what I like
about you ♪

♪ What I like ♪

♪ That's what I like
about you ♪

♪ What I like about you ♪

♪ That's what I like
about you ♪

♪ What I like about you ♪

♪ Hey! ♪

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Where's Samantha?

The Knicks game starts
in a half an hour.

Oh, she's always late.
It's kind of her thing.

Well, it's bobblehead night
at the Garden,

and useless free stuff
is kind of my thing.

[ knock on door ]

Ooh, she's here.
Let the fun begin.

Do we have time for a quick
fight before the game?

Cut it out.

- Holly!
- Sammy!

- Holly!
- Sammy!

Oh, my God, I am so glad
you're here!

How are you?
How was the flight?

The airport was a nightmare,
but I saw Angela.

She told me
to tell you "hi"

and to give you
one of these.

Sam, Gary. Gary, Sam.

Hey, how you doing?

Fine. Oh, you are not
gonna believe what I found

when I was packing.

- You're gonna love this.
- What is it?

Oh, my God! It's us
at Sarah Wilson's party!

- Look at those outfits.
- Man, the '90s really sucked.

Hey, Gary, look.

Can you believe
we actually wore that?

Wow, man.
What is up with that?

Pants. Shirt. Hair.

I don't get it.
You guys look fine.

Hey, you heard what happened
to Sarah, right?

- Oh, I know.
- With the --

- And the --
- Unbelievable.

- What?
- And now she's --

- I heard.
- Well, after that, what do you expect?

Seriously, what are we
talking about?

He probably
wouldn't get it.

No...

[ Both ]: But Joey Butler would!

Your hair is so --

Isn't it? I did it
to make my face --

It totally does.

Hey, you guys, remember the time
you showed me the picture

of the two of you
at a party,

and I didn't really know
what to say

about your clothes?
That was fun, huh?

Ha ha ha ha ha.

I guess
you had to be there.

Hey, I got your message.
What's up?

Oh, hey. I got
a little something for you.

- Yeah?
- I was so excited, I didn't want to wait.

Oh!

How sweet!

Now we're gonna be twins.

You and Holly?

No, me and Nana.

But thank you.

I thought you'd like it.

Oh, I do.

It matches
my sleeping bonnet.

I just hope
the town elders will approve.

Look, I just thought
it was something

warm and cozy
for you to sleep in.

Oh, I get it.

This is about
my Harvard sweatshirt.

Can't a guy
buy his girlfriend

flame-retardant sleepwear

without it being
about something?

Jeez!

I appreciate the gesture.

It's just
I like my sweatshirt.

But it's nice
to have options.

Oh. Funny you should
mention that.

May I introduce you
to option number two?

Do not tell me
Nana has that one, too.

Man, that was the most
exciting Knicks game

I've ever been to.

I know. I mean, Spike Lee,
Chris Rock, Ben Affleck.

Yeah. I just hope
you weren't distracted

by all those tall guys
trying to put the ball

in the "round thingy."

Are you still pouting?

I'm not pouting.

Why does she get to have
two bobbleheads,

and I get squat?

I told you the extra one
was for my brother.

But you took the last two,
and you said

your brother's
a colonel in the army.

Yeah, and I suppose someone
who's willing to fight

for their country
doesn't deserve a bobblehead?

Gary, let it go.

The Knicks won,

and you finally
got on the Jumbotron.

For about a half a second,

till they cut away
to that stupid baby.

Because you looked
terrified.

It's the Jumbotron, all right?
There's a lot of pressure.

Look, guys, let's focus
on the good times, all right?

Remember?
We all had nachos.

With cheese!

I do like liquid cheese.

Listen, guys,
I better get going.

Oh, hey, Gary and I are going
to the movies tomorrow,

so you have to come.

Oh, I don't know if I can.
I have to unpack and --

Oh, well. Some other time.
Bye now. Be safe. Sleep tight.

Come on, it's your first
movie in New York.

Where else can you pay
$14 a ticket

for a broken seat?

Now who could say no
to that?

- I'll see you tomorrow.
- Bye.

I can't believe
we're back together again.

- We're gonna have to hang out all the time.
- Yes.

Give me a bobblehead.

No.

Why did you invite her
to the movies?

What are you talking about?
It'll be awesome.

Well, it'll be awesome
without me,

'cause I'm not going.

You can't do that.

She's going to think
you don't like her.

And she'd be right.

How can you say that?
Sammy's the best.

She showed up late,
which is disrespectful,

she talked through the whole
game, which is rude,

and she laughed in my face
when I told her

about the moon landing,
which is --

Stupid, Gary.
It's just stupid.

Fine. Take her side.

I'm not taking
anyone's side!

[ sighs ]

I was afraid
this was going to happen.

What?

You don't like
hanging out with us

because you feel
like the third wheel.

I don't feel like
the third wheel.

I just think
the second wheel sucks.

Look, just give her a chance.

I promise you,
once you get to know her,

you will love her.

I don't know.

That's what my dad said

when he brought home
new mommy.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- You look cute.
- Thanks.

Where you headed?

To hang out with my two best
friends who hate each other.

We're gonna see a movie,
eat some popcorn.

Oh, did I mention
hate each other?

You know, I had a situation
like this once in college.

I was very close
with my roommate,

and then I met this
other girl down the hall,

and the two of them
couldn't stand each other.

Oh?
How'd you work it out?

Well, turns out
they were both insane.

I had to switch dorms.
Twice.

But, hey, good luck
with your thing.

I'm just gonna have to sit
between Sam and Gary

during the movie.

Otherwise,
things could get messy.

Too late.

Oh, you guys totally had me going!
I totally bought it.

The doors opened,
you were all making out,

and I was like, whoa!

Hey, look,
it's happening again.

Ha ha ha.
I don't get it.

Last night you couldn't
stop fighting,

and now you can't
stop kissing.

Stop kissing!

What happened?

Well, right after I left,
I ran into Sam on the subway.

The car was really crowded.

And all of a sudden,
it kind of jerked,

and we fell down, and I was
like, "Get off of me!"

And I was like,
"You get off of me!"

And then we both kind of looked
at each other and --

You know that thing
where one minute

you're on a subway
arguing with this guy,

and then the next minute
you're lying on the floor

making out with him?

Sure.
It's why I don't take cabs.

It was very romantic.

Yeah. I think it would
make a great movie.

I picture J-Lo as Samantha
and Sir Anthony Hopkins as me.

I mean, he'd have to drop
a few lbs,

but we're not
gonna start shooting

for at least a year, huh?

So, you two together,
huh?

I don't really know
what to say.

And, luckily,
it just doesn't matter.

Ah, so, I heard
the movie's really great.

Ending's supposed
to be really cool.

It's gonna be showing
that way.

Oh, my God,
the guy in the hat.

That's just like --

- In the --
- Except he's more --

Totally.

What are you guys
talking about?

She probably wouldn't
get it.

Nah.

[ Both ]:
But Carson Daly would!

You've already got
inside jokes?

And you know Carson Daly?

Hey, I'll be back
in a sec.

Oh, no, no, no, no.
Sit down, sit down.

I'll get it.
What do you need?

To use the bathroom.

Hey, if I could,
I would.

I'll miss you.

But not too much.
I'm not high maintenance.

But could you get me a Coke,
half diet, half regular,

with just a little bit
of ice?

You know how I like it, baby.
All right.

Ha ha ha ha.

She's not coming back,
is she?

So, this is really
serious, huh?

Yeah. Hey,
and thank you so much.

This never would have
happened

if you hadn't told me
to give her a chance.

I can't even remember what
life was like without her.

Can you remember
yesterday?

That woman
is like adrenaline.

I only slept 12 hours
last night.

I feel like a kid again!

So you really
like her, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Hey, should I get her
a giant box of Milk Duds

and surprise her
outside the bathroom?

Definitely. Girls go ape
for giant candy.

Third wheel?

Me too.

That's a good way
to lose a finger.

What is this?

Go ahead. Have a look.

I was going through
my closet today,

and I found something
you might like.

Ha ha.

Oh, isn't it great?

[ as Mr. T ]
"I pity the fool!"

Yeah.

I don't know why people
ever quit saying that.

Well, you know,
since you like

to sleep in a sweatshirt,
I thought maybe

you'd like this old
broken-in cozy thing.

Mmm.

[ as Mr. T ]
Pleasant dreams, fool!

Oh, okay, sweetie,
I get it.

You don't have to bring me
any more sleepwear.

You're jealous
of the Harvard sweatshirt.

I'm not jealous.

Good, because it has
no sentimental value.

I mean, I don't even remember
what the guy looked like, okay?

Okay.

Please don't wear it.
I'm jealous.

I'm glad you told me.
That's all you had to say.

If it makes you uncomfortable,
I won't wear it.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

What?

Nothing.

What is it?

[ giggling ]

It's just kind of funny
that you're intimidated

by a sweatshirt.

I'm not intimidated.

I'm jealous.

I know, I know,

and that's kind of funny,
right?

Funny how?
Like funny stupid?

No, like funny silly.

Like, you're a big silly.

I mean, it's a sweatshirt.

Uh-huh. Okay, great.

I'm a big silly.

Well, big silly's got
some produce to sign for.

Jeff, come on.

[ as Mr. T ] Don't be jealous
of a sweatshirt, fool!

Ahh.

See? Neil Armstrong.
On the moon.

Are you calling
Colonel Neil Armstrong a liar?

Nope. I'm calling him
an actor.

Hey, I gotta get going.

I told Sam to meet us
around 7:00.

Is that cool with you?

Uh, actually I was thinking
maybe you guys

should go without me.

Without you? Why?

Uh, so this way
you could skip

the ignoring me thing
and go straight

to the making out
in public thing.

This is about me and Sam,
isn't it?

Look, I thought
the three of us

hanging out together was
going to be a lot of fun,

but it's torture.

Oh, oh, I get it.

When hanging out with Sam
wasn't fun for me,

I had to give it a chance.

And now that it's not fun
for you, you just can't deal.

That's totally different.

How would you like it
if me and Sam

were making out
all the time?

Well --

You know what I mean.

It's different
because you're a couple.

I know when you guys
were hanging out

and talking about
old times,

you might as well
have been a couple.

The only difference is,
now you're the squeaky wheel.

I think you mean
third wheel.

Whatever wheel.

You don't want me
to be happy.

You're just like new mommy.

What was that about?

Me and Gary are just --

Don't bother.
I was eavesdropping.

Isn't he being ridiculous?

Actually,
I think he's right.

Excuse me, could you take
the knife out of my back?

Do you want me to tell you
what I think?

Are you about to agree
with me?

- No.
- Then no.

Tough.
They're your friends.

If they're happy,
you should be happy, too.

When they kiss,

it sounds like someone
eating a sandwich.

You should support them.

Egg salad.

They're worth it.

With too much mayo.

Oh, for God's sake,
just get new friends.

[ giggling ]

Oh, hey.

Hey. Is Gary here yet?

No, but look --
slight change of plans.

I just met
these two guys,

and they want us
to go to Webster Hall

to see their band.

Oh, all right. As soon as
Gary gets here, we'll go.

Yeah, like I said,
slight change of plans.

Wait.
You're ditching Gary?

Well, it would be
kind of weird if he's here

while I'm trying to hook up
with one of these guys.

I can't believe you.

Oh, no, no, no.
Don't worry.

You can totally have the one
I don't want.

Let me guess which one.

W-wait.
What about Gary?

I thought you two
were together.

Look, over the course of
a relationship, things change.

we're just not
the same people we were.

Yesterday?

Look, you can't do this
to him.

He is my friend.

I know, and he's cute
and all,

but after a while,
he kind of gets on your nerves.

You know
what I'm talking about.

No, I don't.
He is an amazing guy.

He is loyal, he's smart,
he's funny.

He thinks the pyramids
are spaceships.

He's killing me.

Look, you are making
a really big mistake here.

We got to get to the club.

We only get to play
for five minutes.

- Are you coming?
- No!

Hey,
you wanna share a cab?

Oh, no, I'm not going.

Then can I just have
the cash?

Hey, sweetie.

Hey. How was your day?

Oh, it was good.

We got some new linen
at the restaurant, and --

Is it hot in here?

I don't think so.

Hmm. I'm dying.

Take off your sweater.

Okay.

I...I pray you're not
wearing a matching thong.

What? Oh, this?

Oh, it used to belong
to an old girlfriend.

I just wear it

'cause it's really soft
and comfortable.

Jeff --

Oh, no, no,
don't worry about it.

There's no
sentimental value.

I don't want you
to be jealous,

'cause then you'd be
a big silly.

Okay, I...I understand.
Now could you go change?

'Cause it's very difficult
for me to look at you

with that thing on.

Ah, see? So you admit it.
It gets to you.

Yeah. That gets to me.

Then say it.
I'm not a big silly.

You're not a big silly.

Thank you.

All I wanted
was my dignity back.

I'm very sorry if I was
insensitive to you.

It's okay.

I know it seems crazy

to act jealous
over a sweatshirt,

and I know you've had
boyfriends before.

When I think about you
with other guys,

I don't know...

You will never see
that sweatshirt again.

And as disturbing
and twisted

as this little joke
was --

and it was a joke,
right?

Okay.

Um, it reminds me

of what is so great
about you.

Remind me.

You're fun.
And unpredictable.

You have an eye
for cute tops.

And you make me feel

like the most important
person in the world.

You are.

And now I know
why you say

pretty clothes
make you feel pretty.

Well, you do have
nice boobs.

[ laughs ]

Oh, hey, Gary.

Hey. Listen, um,
I'm really sorry about --

Me too.

And I've been thinking
about what you said,

and now that Sam and I
are together,

I really don't want you
to feel left out.

Ooh. Gary --

Shh.

It's okay.

There will always be
space for you in our lives.

Yeah, let me just say --

And one of these days,

you'll find
someone special, too.

But first
you got to feel good...

in here.

She's not coming.

I'm sorry. What's that?

Samantha met some guys,

and they're going out
tonight...

without you.

Well, are they gay guys?

They're band guys.

Marching band?

No.
I'm sorry, Gary.

She did not run off
with a gay marching band.

Man, I'm such an idiot.

No, look, it's not you.
It's her.

Holly, she was so cute
and...

easy.

Look, I promise,
you can do better than her.

You're better off
without her.

I know I am.

Really?

I only need
one best friend.

That's me, right?

Yeah.

Come on, let's go.

So, word on the street --

the pyramids
might be spaceships.

Ooh, you heard that,
too, huh?

Oh, and Stonehenge --

one rock,
lots of mirrors.

I really hope
you don't die a virgin.

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