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Holly, hurry up.
You're gonna be late for school.
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[ Holly ]: Yeah, okay.
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I thought I told you --
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"When we're out of something,
write it do--" Ohhh!
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What?
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Your, uh --
your shirt.
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What about it?
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You need one.
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It's the style.
It's supposed to be this way.
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Well, uh, how 'bout
you start a new trend?
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Throw a big sweater
on over that
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and call it
the "I'm not naked" look.
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No, starting trends is just
too much responsibility.
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Like when I came up with that
whole "talk to the hand" thing,
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it got way out of control.
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You didn't start that.
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Prove it.
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Just go put some human-size
clothes on please.
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Hey, I've got an idea --
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why don't I go see if I have
something in my Amish drawer?
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Okay.
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Morning.
You ready to go?
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Give me a sec. My clothes
didn't pass the Val test.
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Well, you know, you do have
an excellent sense of style.
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I mean, look at you.
What are those, like...
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pants?
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Yeah. They're back.
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Fantastic!
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Holly!
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[ Holly ]: Yeah?
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Gary's in a hurry.
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Hang on.
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Can you be home by 7:00?
I'm making meat loaf.
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I'm supposed to
go out tonight.
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I'll probably
just grab something then.
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I love meat loaf.
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Where are you going?
Who with?
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Uh, don't know.
Not sure.
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Actually, I love
any kind of loaf.
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Can you be
more specific?
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Well, I love
an onion loaf,
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an olive loaf,
turkey loaf...
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Gary, why don't you
go wait in the elevator.
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I'll be
right behind you.
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All right.
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When you have
more definite plans,
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make sure you leave me
a note.
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- Okay.
- And take your cellphone.
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I will.
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What?
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Nothing.
You just sound like such a mom.
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I don't sound
like a mom.
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Whatever.
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Don't give me "whatever."
I invented "whatever."
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No, you didn't.
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Prove it.
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I think this speaks
for itself.
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Whatever.
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[ intro to "What I Like
About You" plays ]
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⪠Hey! âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠You really know how to dance âª
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⪠When you go up, down,
jump around âª
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⪠Talk about true romance âª
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⪠Yeah âª
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⪠Keep on whisperin'
in my ear âª
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⪠Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear âª
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⪠'Cause it's true âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠Hey! âª
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Sync by chocomoon
www.addic7ed.com
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Here you go.
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Mmm, thank you
for making me breakfast.
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One of the perks
of managing a restaurant.
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Plus, I had to get rid
of those eggs.
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Kidding.
Hey, give me a taste.
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Hmm...so can you believe
Holly said that?
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She looked me right in the face
and said, "You are such mom."
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I am so not a mom.
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Ooh, careful -- hot.
[ blows ]
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You should have seen her
this morning.
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She wanted to
go to school half-naked
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just because
all of her friends do.
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If all of her friends wanted to
jump off a bridge, I supp --
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oh, my God.
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I do sound like a mom.
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So what if you do?
She's your little sister.
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You're just
looking out for her.
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No. I said,
"Jump off a bridge."
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I used to hate hearing that
when I was a kid.
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I used to hate hearing,
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"Don't eat anything
bigger than your head."
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If I were Holly,
I would want me to be more fun.
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I'm being some, like,
strict parent.
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I don't know.
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I should be
her cool older sister.
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- You know what cool older sisters do?
- What?
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Let their boyfriends sleep over
at their apartments.
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No.
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So that's a yes?
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[ door opens ]
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Hey, you're up late.
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Oh, hey, I didn't mean
to wake you.
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I'm just getting
to bed right now.
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[ bell dings ]
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What's that?
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Um, that's the microwave telling
me it's time to get to bed.
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It smells like popcorn.
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How odd.
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Huh...
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nighty-night.
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Don't let me
chase you off.
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If you want to
stay up late, it's fine.
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You don't mind that I'm up
on a school night?
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No. Why would I mind?
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Have you met you?
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I know I've been keeping you
on a pretty short leash,
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but I want to change that.
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Really?
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- Yeah.
- Huh.
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Don't you think I know what it's
like to be 16?
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Oh, I did some pretty crazy
stuff in my day.
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- You did?
- Oh, yeah.
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One time I ditched school
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and drove all the way to
Hartford for a Salt-n-Pepa show.
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Salt and pepper?
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It's "Pepa."
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The point is, I want you
to start having fun.
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So from now on, think of me
as your cool older sister.
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Okay...does this mean
you're gonna stop
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checking my toothbrush
to see if it's wet?
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Hey, you only have to brush
the ones you want to keep...
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but it's your mouth,
and I'm gonna stay out of it.
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What are we watching?
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Oh, I was watching
infomercials.
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Hairgami.
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Ooh!
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1 tool,
300 ponytails.
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Hey...
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Want to try
something good?
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[ snorts ]
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Amateur.
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Hey, Val, wake up.
You're gonna be late for work.
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What?!
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Huh?
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You got a little...
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Oh.
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Ooh...
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Why do I feel hung over?
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You're coming down
off the sugar.
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Need a fix?
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What?
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Nothing.
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Is my outfit a problem?
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No. No. Why would it be
a problem?
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It was a problem
yesterday.
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Yesterday I wasn't
this cool.
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Okay, well, if it makes you feel
uncomfortable then...
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No, no, I am totally
comfortable.
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Fuzzy slippers are jealous
of my comfort. [ laughs ]
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Okay. If you're sure.
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Hey, uh, I have an idea...
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what do you have
first period?
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Uh, Algebra II.
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Ooh, Algebra --
"x" plus "y,"
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"Two trains leave
the station..."
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nobody uses that stuff
in real life.
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What if you blew it off?
I'll take you to breakfast.
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Skip class?
Are you serious?
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Whatever you want.
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Okay, sweet.
Let's do it.
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Wait a second...
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At this breakfast
we're not gonna talk about
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"becoming a woman"
again, are we?
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Get this -- after she took me
to breakfast --
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all the bacon I could eat --
she dropped me off at school.
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I told her I needed a note,
and she signed a piece of paper
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and said, "make up
anything you want."
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- This is Val?
- Val.
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Your Val?
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Val!
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I'm not believing this.
What did you write on the paper?
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I said I had
Clark syndrome.
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What -- what's that?
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I invented it.
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And it flares up on Fridays
when the weather's nice.
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Man, my parents would never
let me miss a minute of school.
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I mean, just once
I would love to not get
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the perfect attendance
award...
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and the ridicule
that comes with it.
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Gary, perfect attendance
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is something you should
celebrate and --
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[ laughs ] be proud of.
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Yeah, that's what
it says on the sash.
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Hey, Gary,
you hungry?
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- A little bit.
- Eat this!
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[ explodes ]
Aw, man!
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I got beat by a girl
with Clark syndrome.
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Hey, you know this
new Val thing won't last.
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It's way too good
to be true.
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I don't know.
She seems way into it.
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On the way home,
she said "damn."
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What?
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Twice.
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Man, you are living
a dream.
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I mean, if I was you
I'd buy a motorcycle,
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travel the world,
and drink five Cokes a day.
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Gary, that's a lot
of caffeine.
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Yeah.
It was a fool's dream.
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No, I got to be
honest with you.
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I thought I was gonna have
a harder time with this --
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you know, letting go,
giving Holly more freedom.
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But it just feels right.
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Yeah, kind of like
how I felt
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when I took the lamb
off the menu.
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People looked at me weird,
but...I knew.
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Communicating with a teenager
is not that complicated.
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I'd love to share my insights
with others.
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Maybe I'll write a book.
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Hey, look.
Holly left you a note.
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Doesn't surprise me at all.
Freedom promotes responsibility.
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"Going to party on Long Island.
Be back tomorrow."
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"Back tomorrow"?
That's it?!
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No, no, no.
There's more.
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"P.S. --
we're out of juice."
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Oh, my God.
What are we gonna do?
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Do not say,
"get more juice."
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Then I got nothing.
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What was she thinking?!
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Who is she with?
Where is she going?
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Who am I calling?
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Uh, her cellphone?
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Yes. Good.
I will call her cellphone...
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and I will suggest
in a firm, but cool, way
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that she get her little
miniskirted butt back here.
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[ cellphone rings ]
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I'd leave this chapter
out of your book.
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Calm down.
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How can I be calm?
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My 16-year-old sister
is at a random party
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somewhere on Long Island.
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I have no way
of reaching her.
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She's dressed like
a Barbie doll --
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in clothes that would fit
a Barbie doll!
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Let's start with
the facts, okay?
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Here's what we know --
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Holly forgot her cellphone
and you're out of juice.
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How can these clues
help us?
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We've got to go get her.
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How?
She went to Long Island.
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Not short,
easy-to-find-people island.
256
00:10:07,534 --> 00:10:10,736
Maybe the address to the party
is on her e-mail.
257
00:10:10,770 --> 00:10:12,471
You're gonna read
her e-mail?
258
00:10:12,505 --> 00:10:14,506
Isn't that kind of
an invasion of privacy?
259
00:10:14,540 --> 00:10:16,440
Oh, you didn't see
her outfit.
260
00:10:16,475 --> 00:10:18,175
I don't think she's very
concerned with her privacy.
261
00:10:18,209 --> 00:10:19,243
[ beeps ]
262
00:10:19,277 --> 00:10:20,677
Oh, shoot.
I need her password.
263
00:10:20,712 --> 00:10:22,212
I use your birthday.
264
00:10:22,246 --> 00:10:24,547
April 21st
is your password?
265
00:10:24,581 --> 00:10:25,948
[ hesitantly ]
Uh-huh.
266
00:10:25,983 --> 00:10:27,383
[ sweetly ]
Oh.
267
00:10:31,587 --> 00:10:34,388
I cannot believe
she would do this.
268
00:10:34,423 --> 00:10:36,490
How are we gonna figure out
where she is?
269
00:10:36,525 --> 00:10:39,059
Would it be cheating if we read
the flyer to the party?
270
00:10:39,093 --> 00:10:40,994
Give me that!
271
00:10:41,028 --> 00:10:42,528
[ gasp ]
272
00:10:42,563 --> 00:10:44,797
This is all the way out
in farm country.
273
00:10:44,831 --> 00:10:46,465
Wow.
That's a long drive.
274
00:10:46,499 --> 00:10:49,134
By the time we get back,
it'll be really late.
275
00:10:49,169 --> 00:10:50,402
I better crash here.
276
00:10:52,772 --> 00:10:53,771
So that's a yes?
277
00:10:58,776 --> 00:11:00,610
Whoo-hoo! Road trip, baby!
278
00:11:00,645 --> 00:11:02,278
How great is this?!
279
00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:04,447
Whoo! Time to take one
for the scrapbook.
280
00:11:04,481 --> 00:11:05,748
What scrapbook?
281
00:11:05,782 --> 00:11:07,082
Time to start a scrapbook!
282
00:11:07,117 --> 00:11:10,085
Okay!
283
00:11:10,119 --> 00:11:11,920
Man, I wish we had
better tunes.
284
00:11:11,954 --> 00:11:14,255
The only station we get
is some bagpipe festival.
285
00:11:14,289 --> 00:11:15,722
Who cares?
Crank it!
286
00:11:15,757 --> 00:11:16,490
Okay.
287
00:11:16,524 --> 00:11:18,825
[ march plays ]
288
00:11:18,860 --> 00:11:21,861
[ bagpipes playing ]
289
00:11:28,101 --> 00:11:29,701
[ music stops ]
290
00:11:29,735 --> 00:11:32,836
So, what'd you tell your brother
you're using his car for?
291
00:11:32,871 --> 00:11:35,005
Oh, to deliver food
to old people.
292
00:11:35,039 --> 00:11:36,973
And that's what you told
your parents?
293
00:11:37,007 --> 00:11:38,774
Oh, no.
They'd never believe that.
294
00:11:38,809 --> 00:11:40,776
They think I'm at
a jump-rope marathon
295
00:11:40,810 --> 00:11:42,077
for the heart association.
296
00:11:42,111 --> 00:11:43,711
They donated $30.
297
00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:47,748
Gary, look out!
There's something in the road!
298
00:11:47,782 --> 00:11:51,250
Relax.
It's just an old blanket.
299
00:11:51,284 --> 00:11:52,985
Great. A flat.
300
00:11:57,790 --> 00:11:59,924
Now what?
301
00:11:59,958 --> 00:12:01,692
At least we got the radio.
302
00:12:01,727 --> 00:12:05,496
And now, a selection
of your favorite party tunes.
303
00:12:05,530 --> 00:12:07,030
[ laughs ]
304
00:12:07,064 --> 00:12:09,031
From the 17th century.
305
00:12:09,065 --> 00:12:12,567
[ classical music plays ]
306
00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:20,342
We've been traveling
for about 30 minutes
307
00:12:20,377 --> 00:12:22,511
at an average speed
of 60 miles an hour,
308
00:12:22,545 --> 00:12:26,848
so if we continue at this rate,
and I convert it to metric...
309
00:12:26,883 --> 00:12:28,016
oh, damn.
310
00:12:28,050 --> 00:12:29,850
You do need this stuff
in real life.
311
00:12:29,885 --> 00:12:32,352
Don't worry about it.
We'll find her.
312
00:12:32,386 --> 00:12:33,353
[ sighs ]
313
00:12:33,387 --> 00:12:34,654
This is all my fault.
314
00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:36,222
If I wasn't trying to be
so cool,
315
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,656
this never would've happened.
316
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:39,225
Oh, don't blame yourself.
317
00:12:39,260 --> 00:12:41,061
She's just a kid.
This is what kids do.
318
00:12:41,096 --> 00:12:43,230
It's like that time
you ran off to Hartford
319
00:12:43,264 --> 00:12:44,564
to see Salt-n-Pepa.
320
00:12:44,599 --> 00:12:47,567
I never really did that.
321
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:51,670
It's just a story I tell people
so they'll think I'm hip.
322
00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:53,672
Really?
323
00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:55,407
Yeah. Why?
324
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,942
You do realize
that in a fake story,
325
00:12:57,976 --> 00:12:59,977
you can say anything?
326
00:13:02,380 --> 00:13:05,481
Oh, man!
I don't believe this!
327
00:13:05,516 --> 00:13:07,149
What, no jack?
328
00:13:07,184 --> 00:13:08,350
No.
329
00:13:08,385 --> 00:13:10,886
My brother's gonna give
everybody gloves
330
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,387
for Christmas again.
331
00:13:12,421 --> 00:13:15,156
Can you give me a hand
with these lug nuts?
332
00:13:15,190 --> 00:13:17,358
Move over.
Let a man take care of it.
333
00:13:19,694 --> 00:13:22,529
[ grunting ]
334
00:13:26,899 --> 00:13:29,200
Gary, move over.
335
00:13:34,873 --> 00:13:36,273
I'm okay.
336
00:13:36,307 --> 00:13:39,241
I scared myself a little bit,
but I'm okay.
337
00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:42,611
Do you have any oil or something
we can use to loosen them up?
338
00:13:42,645 --> 00:13:43,712
Well, let me check.
339
00:13:57,157 --> 00:13:58,357
Oh, whatever.
340
00:13:58,392 --> 00:13:59,692
[ horn honks ]
341
00:13:59,726 --> 00:14:03,328
[ screams ]
342
00:14:27,182 --> 00:14:29,616
This ought to work.
343
00:14:33,354 --> 00:14:35,688
When did Jiffy Pop
start making pants?
344
00:14:39,759 --> 00:14:42,794
What do you think is going on
at the party right now?
345
00:14:42,828 --> 00:14:44,995
They're probably listening
to music,
346
00:14:45,029 --> 00:14:46,329
maybe dancing.
347
00:14:46,364 --> 00:14:47,664
Oh, God.
348
00:14:47,698 --> 00:14:50,266
I hope they're not
freak-dancing.
349
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:52,168
What's freak dancing?
350
00:14:52,202 --> 00:14:55,270
You know that thing your mom's
poodle does to your leg?
351
00:14:55,304 --> 00:14:56,538
Yeah.
352
00:14:56,572 --> 00:14:58,606
It's like that,
but with music.
353
00:14:58,641 --> 00:15:00,575
You have nothing
to worry about, okay?
354
00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:02,643
I've been to a million parties
like this
355
00:15:02,677 --> 00:15:03,978
when I was Holly's age.
356
00:15:04,012 --> 00:15:04,978
And?
357
00:15:05,013 --> 00:15:06,713
And they're always the same.
358
00:15:06,747 --> 00:15:08,748
The girls are hanging out
on one side of the room,
359
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:10,683
the guys are hanging out
on the other side.
360
00:15:10,717 --> 00:15:12,017
It's pretty boring.
361
00:15:12,052 --> 00:15:14,119
Till some guy
named Chad shows up
362
00:15:14,153 --> 00:15:16,187
with beer he got
with a fake I.D.
363
00:15:16,222 --> 00:15:18,356
And everyone starts
drinking.
364
00:15:18,390 --> 00:15:19,657
The two sides merge.
365
00:15:19,691 --> 00:15:21,358
Chad hits on Holly
366
00:15:21,393 --> 00:15:24,461
and tells her he's thinking
of becoming a pro tennis player.
367
00:15:24,495 --> 00:15:26,963
She thinks he's cute
'cause he has the kind of hair
368
00:15:26,997 --> 00:15:29,465
that looks perfect even when he
does nothing to it.
369
00:15:29,499 --> 00:15:31,900
He offers her a beer.
Holly smiles at him.
370
00:15:31,935 --> 00:15:35,070
I'm gonna kill this Chad guy
when I get my hands on him!
371
00:15:41,042 --> 00:15:42,610
What are you doing?
372
00:15:42,644 --> 00:15:43,844
I'm gonna jack up the car.
373
00:15:43,878 --> 00:15:45,378
That's not where it goes.
374
00:15:45,413 --> 00:15:47,647
Didn't you watch the video
in Driver's Ed?
375
00:15:47,681 --> 00:15:50,849
You know me.
Once the lights go out, so do I.
376
00:15:50,884 --> 00:15:54,285
Give me it.
377
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,654
That just seems wrong.
378
00:15:56,689 --> 00:16:00,491
Seems wrong they gave you
a license, but here we are.
379
00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:02,827
Uh, Holly...
380
00:16:02,861 --> 00:16:04,028
Where's the spare?
381
00:16:04,062 --> 00:16:05,596
You just put it down
right --
382
00:16:05,630 --> 00:16:06,997
Oh, no!
There it goes!
383
00:16:07,031 --> 00:16:08,198
Down the embankment!
384
00:16:08,232 --> 00:16:09,966
Maybe the fence will
stop it.
385
00:16:10,001 --> 00:16:11,968
[ thud ]
386
00:16:12,002 --> 00:16:14,637
And through the fence
and...
387
00:16:14,671 --> 00:16:17,105
over the ditch
and into the woods.
388
00:16:17,139 --> 00:16:19,707
I can't believe it rolled
like that.
389
00:16:19,741 --> 00:16:22,509
That's kind of its job.
390
00:16:22,544 --> 00:16:24,044
I'll get it.
391
00:16:28,716 --> 00:16:30,182
What?
392
00:16:30,217 --> 00:16:32,084
I can't do it.
I'm afraid.
393
00:16:32,118 --> 00:16:34,585
Of what?
394
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:36,853
Hoboes.
395
00:16:36,888 --> 00:16:38,688
Hoboes?
396
00:16:38,723 --> 00:16:40,189
Do they even exist?
397
00:16:40,224 --> 00:16:43,259
Girl, yeah.
They're making a big comeback.
398
00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:46,662
Gary, why would a hobo do
anything to you?
399
00:16:46,697 --> 00:16:49,398
Because they've got nothing
to lose.
400
00:16:49,433 --> 00:16:51,134
Fine.
I'll go get it, then.
401
00:16:51,168 --> 00:16:55,270
Don't be tempted by their
free-spirited lifestyle.
402
00:16:55,304 --> 00:16:57,371
We have to be getting
close.
403
00:16:57,405 --> 00:16:59,906
That Chad guy
better start running.
404
00:17:02,142 --> 00:17:06,244
Hey, why is my birthday
written on your hand?
405
00:17:06,278 --> 00:17:08,379
I think
the real question is,
406
00:17:08,413 --> 00:17:10,748
why is mine not written
on yours?
407
00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:17,620
You know,
you got a lot of guts.
408
00:17:17,654 --> 00:17:20,522
Not everybody would walk down
into a nest of hoboes.
409
00:17:20,557 --> 00:17:22,858
I didn't see any
down there.
410
00:17:22,892 --> 00:17:26,227
But they saw you.
411
00:17:29,164 --> 00:17:31,865
What's that shiny thing
up ahead?
412
00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:33,967
Slow down.
It's moving.
413
00:17:34,001 --> 00:17:35,969
I...I think
I'd better keep driving.
414
00:17:36,003 --> 00:17:38,704
I saw something like this
on the sci-fi channel once,
415
00:17:38,739 --> 00:17:40,906
and it did not end well
for the humans.
416
00:17:42,909 --> 00:17:45,710
Just pull over.
417
00:17:54,752 --> 00:17:55,985
Val?
418
00:17:56,020 --> 00:17:57,820
Hey!
Are you all right?
419
00:17:57,854 --> 00:18:00,289
Yeah. We got a flat tire.
I am so glad to see you.
420
00:18:00,323 --> 00:18:03,091
I'd imagine you are, considering
you're stranded out here,
421
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,592
dressed like a baked potato.
422
00:18:04,627 --> 00:18:06,260
Are you mad?
423
00:18:06,295 --> 00:18:07,595
Damn right, I'm mad.
424
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:09,329
Uh, Gary,
maybe you and I should --
425
00:18:09,364 --> 00:18:12,265
because they -- and the --
[ hisses ]
426
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:15,135
Do you realize I had no idea
where you were?
427
00:18:15,169 --> 00:18:16,436
Didn't you see the note?
428
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,004
Yeah, I saw the note,
429
00:18:18,039 --> 00:18:20,006
and it had absolutely
no useful information on it.
430
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,807
Why didn't you take
your cellphone?
431
00:18:21,842 --> 00:18:23,809
It wouldn't fit
in my skirt.
432
00:18:23,843 --> 00:18:26,644
You don't fit
in your skirt.
433
00:18:26,678 --> 00:18:29,313
What...what part of you thought
it would be okay
434
00:18:29,347 --> 00:18:31,014
for you to just leave
like that?
435
00:18:31,049 --> 00:18:32,983
What about
our new arrangement?
436
00:18:33,017 --> 00:18:36,018
Did you seriously think you
could just stay out all night,
437
00:18:36,053 --> 00:18:37,586
and I'd be okay with that?
438
00:18:37,621 --> 00:18:39,754
Kinda...at the time.
439
00:18:39,789 --> 00:18:41,356
Yeah.
440
00:18:41,390 --> 00:18:42,958
I don't believe that.
441
00:18:42,992 --> 00:18:45,260
I think you knew
you were taking advantage of me.
442
00:18:45,294 --> 00:18:47,262
I thought you wanted me
to have fun.
443
00:18:47,296 --> 00:18:49,697
Are you having fun?
444
00:18:49,732 --> 00:18:53,300
Can we just go home?
445
00:18:53,335 --> 00:18:54,969
[ sighs ]
446
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:57,137
At the risk of being
too motherly.
447
00:18:57,171 --> 00:18:58,972
Thank you.
448
00:18:59,006 --> 00:19:00,339
We're good to go.
449
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,307
Come on.
Let's just get out of here.
450
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,943
Hey! Hey!
It's locked!
451
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,778
Why is it locked?
The hoboes!
452
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,746
I got the keys!
I got the keys!
453
00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:10,914
It's got my keys!
It's got my keys!
454
00:19:12,517 --> 00:19:14,184
It won't stop!
455
00:19:14,218 --> 00:19:15,885
I can't hold it!
456
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:18,988
Oh, my brother's gonna
kill me!
457
00:19:19,022 --> 00:19:21,223
Holly!
458
00:19:21,257 --> 00:19:23,158
Holly!
459
00:19:23,192 --> 00:19:24,225
[ screams ]
460
00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:25,727
[ screams ]
461
00:19:25,761 --> 00:19:27,228
Let go!
462
00:19:27,262 --> 00:19:28,829
[ grunts ]
463
00:19:28,864 --> 00:19:30,797
I'm wearing the wrong shoes
for this!
464
00:19:30,832 --> 00:19:32,666
Holly...
465
00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:34,200
Let it go!
Let it go!
466
00:19:34,234 --> 00:19:37,636
[ breathing heavily ]
467
00:19:37,671 --> 00:19:40,205
Oh, my God. It's heading down
the embankment.
468
00:19:40,239 --> 00:19:42,040
Maybe that fence will
stop it.
469
00:19:42,074 --> 00:19:43,241
[ crash ]
470
00:19:43,275 --> 00:19:46,244
Through the fence...
over the ditch...
471
00:19:46,278 --> 00:19:47,812
and into the woods.
472
00:19:47,846 --> 00:19:50,180
Oh, that tree will
stop it.
473
00:19:50,215 --> 00:19:53,249
[ crash ]
474
00:19:53,284 --> 00:19:55,351
They got a car now.
475
00:19:55,385 --> 00:19:58,386
There's gonna be
hoboes dancin' tonight.
476
00:20:02,010 --> 00:20:03,010
Hey.
477
00:20:03,045 --> 00:20:05,277
Why are you reading
my math book?
478
00:20:05,312 --> 00:20:08,613
Oh, just brushing up
on metric conversions.
479
00:20:08,648 --> 00:20:10,982
You never know.
480
00:20:11,017 --> 00:20:13,151
I'm sorry I scared you
last night.
481
00:20:13,186 --> 00:20:14,686
It'll never happen again.
482
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,554
It was kind
of my fault, too.
483
00:20:16,589 --> 00:20:18,389
I know
it's hard to believe,
484
00:20:18,423 --> 00:20:20,490
but maybe I was
a little too cool.
485
00:20:20,525 --> 00:20:23,159
So maybe
it's no one's fault.
486
00:20:23,193 --> 00:20:25,361
No.
It was mostly you.
487
00:20:25,396 --> 00:20:27,863
Look, sit down.
488
00:20:27,897 --> 00:20:30,666
You -- you have to
understand something.
489
00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:32,668
You are my responsibility.
490
00:20:32,702 --> 00:20:34,968
I can't just give you
total freedom.
491
00:20:35,002 --> 00:20:36,102
Yeah.
492
00:20:36,136 --> 00:20:38,170
Maybe I do need
a little supervision.
493
00:20:38,205 --> 00:20:40,839
I don't know if you've noticed,
but I'm a bit of a loose cannon.
494
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:45,977
I do whatever pops into my head.
I'm like a monkey.
495
00:20:47,679 --> 00:20:50,681
I'm glad you showed up
last night.
496
00:20:50,715 --> 00:20:53,750
You're welcome.
497
00:20:53,785 --> 00:20:55,518
- Holly?
- Yeah?
498
00:20:55,552 --> 00:20:57,920
You can take off
the decoy clothes now.
499
00:20:57,955 --> 00:20:59,988
Decoy clothes?
500
00:21:04,059 --> 00:21:05,660
Cute.
501
00:21:05,694 --> 00:21:08,262
How'd you know
about decoy clothes?
502
00:21:08,296 --> 00:21:09,262
Please.
503
00:21:09,297 --> 00:21:10,764
You're looking at the girl
504
00:21:10,798 --> 00:21:12,932
who snuck out to see
Salt-n-Pepa.
505
00:21:12,933 --> 00:21:17,033
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