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What happened to you?
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We were rollerblading
in Central Park.
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He was checking out two girls,
lost control,
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and skated into
a pretzel cart.
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F.Y.I., soft pretzels --
not so soft.
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I'm gonna go
get cleaned up.
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So, what did you do all day?
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Oh, not a lot --
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sat around, doing nothing,
waiting for you.
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What?
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Spa day?
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Oh, my God.
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We were supposed to spend
the day together at the spa!
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Val, I totally forgot!
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And yet, on any given day,
you can remember
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which department store
is giving away
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a free Clinique bonus.
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Hey, where you going?
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I can't -- the fighting...
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We're not fighting.
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Yeah, but your voice --
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it's heading into
the danger tone.
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Stay here.
Be brave.
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Look...
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I just thought --
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we've barely seen each other
since you moved in.
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I just was looking forward to
spending some time with you.
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What? There's no tone!
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I think it's the calm
before the tone.
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Look, why don't we just go
tomorrow?
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Because tomorrow
I am stuck here all day
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waiting for the phone guy to
come install your new line.
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Oh, that's right.
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Can you make sure
I get call waiting?
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Okay. Prepare for the tone.
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No, no.
No, no, wait.
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Why don't you two go
to the spa tomorrow,
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and I'll wait here
for the phone guy?
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That's perfect!
How does that sound?
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I'll see if I can get us in.
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The lady was not
very happy with me
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when I canceled
at the last minute.
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Her "have a nice day" --
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I just don't think
she meant it.
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Can you call them
on the way to dinner?
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We're already late.
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See ya later.
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Thank you so much.
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I'm just glad
the ugliness is over.
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- Wait -- you're going to the spa tomorrow?
- Yeah.
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I thought you were going
to the record store
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to get your picture taken
with that guy from N'Sync.
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Oh, my God.
That's tomorrow?
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Gary! Why didn't you say
something before?
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Why didn't you say something
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before you let me plow
into that pretzel cart?
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Because that was funny.
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Look, just tell Val
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you'll do the spa thing
some other time.
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No. I don't want her to think
I'm flaking out on her again.
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Plus, I want to go.
We'll have a great time.
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So forget about the picture.
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No, I can't.
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Liz and I have been taking
pictures of celebrities
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ever since we saw Carrot Top
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come out
of Bed, Bath & Beyond.
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Look -- I have a picture
with every member of N'Sync
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except for J.C.
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Well, he is
the elusive one.
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Wait a second.
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The spa and the record store
are four blocks apart, right?
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So?
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So, if I time it out right,
I can sneak out,
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get my picture taken
with J.C.,
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and be back before Val
even knows I left.
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That works!
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I guess.
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Hey...is that you
and Noah Wyle?
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Yeah. And I was this close
to George Clooney,
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but he freaked out.
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How come?
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Because I was this close
to George Clooney.
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[ intro to "What I Like
About You" plays ]
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⪠Hey! âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠You really know how to dance âª
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⪠When you go up, down,
jump around âª
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⪠Talk about true romance âª
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⪠Yeah âª
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⪠Keep on whisperin'
in my ear âª
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⪠Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear âª
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⪠'Cause it's true âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠Hey! âª
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Sync by chocomoon
www.addic7ed.com
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How may I help you today?
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We have reservations for the
all-day paradise package --
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Val and Holly Tyler.
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Oh, yes --
you canceled yesterday.
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At the last minute.
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It was all my fault.
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I was rollerblading,
and I totally forgot.
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Oh, so it wasn't
an emergency,
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as I was told
on the phone...
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by you.
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You are fun.
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Is this part
of the paradise package?
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Excuse me.
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That was rude.
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Pardon?
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The whispering --
it was obviously about us.
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So?
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So [ chuckles ] if you've got
a problem with us,
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then just say it.
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- Holly --
- Like, if I had a problem with you,
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I wouldn't whisper it
to my sister.
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I'd just say, "Hey, Val,
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what's up
with Judy attitude-y?"
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You could've whispered it.
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[ knocking on door ]
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What's up, Jeff?
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Uh...Holly isn't here.
She's still at the spa.
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I know, but I got a monster
project due at school tomorrow,
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and my computer crashed.
You mind if I use this?
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It doesn't work.
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I tried logging on
a little while ago,
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couldn't even get my e-mail.
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You've got mail.
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How'd you do that?
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Well, did you disable
the fax line?
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Disab --
you mean, like, cut it?
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[ chuckles ]
No, no, but don't feel bad.
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I grew up with this stuff.
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A lot of people your age have
problems with the technology.
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My age?
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Dude, I'm only 10 years
older than you.
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Oh, you mean, like,
a decade?
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But nice use of "dude,"
though.
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So, you think I'm old?
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No...sir.
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Okay. You may be
younger than me,
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but I'm still in
better shape than you are.
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Oh, you think so?
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Uh, yeah, I do.
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Well, I'll tell you what.
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Let's go down the block,
shoot a little one-on-one.
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I can't. I gotta wait here
for the phone guy.
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Okay. All right,
well, maybe tomorrow.
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'Cause I got plenty of time.
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Do you?
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- Care to join the club?
- What club?
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The gun club!
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Count.
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One...two...go.
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Ugh.
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Aha!
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Whoo! Yeah!
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Oh!
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All right, hold up, man.
I'm left-handed.
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Fine.
We'll go lefty, then.
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Set?
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Yep.
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[ grunting ]
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Ha ha! Ha ha!
Yeah! Yeah!
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What you think
about that, baby?
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Okay.
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Okay, wait a second.
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It's a tie!
This proves nothing.
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We're gonna have to settle
this another way.
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All right. How?
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Okay. Um...uh...
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Having a senior moment?
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Oh, my God.
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Your second toe is bigger
than your big toe.
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It is not.
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It looks like the start
of a whole new foot.
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[ door opens ]
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Oh, uh, I'm sorry.
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There's no food allowed
in the treatment area.
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Oh. Sorry.
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Here you go.
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Heads up!
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Your massage room is ready.
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Um, hey, Val?
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I was, uh, thinking
I may skip my massage.
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Why?
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I'm not into the whole "being
rubbed by a stranger" thing.
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I get enough of that
on the subway.
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Okay, but I thought we were
gonna do everything together
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so we could talk.
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Well, we will.
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I'll get a mud bath
and you'll get a massage,
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and we'll have twice as much
to talk about.
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Okay.
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Ow!
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Your freaky toe getting
in the way?
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Tell me again --
why are we doing this?
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As we get older,
one of the first things to go
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is hand-eye coordination.
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And as you can see,
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- I've still got reflexes like a panther!
- [ knock on door ]
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It's open!
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You, uh...
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wanted a phone line
installed?
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Ha! Yes I win!
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Whoo! Game over! Ha!
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Hey, my ball flew off.
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Hey, it's not whether
you win or lose.
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It's that I won,
and you lost. Whoo!
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But that's not fair!
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Life's not fair.
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Shut up!
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You shut up!
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Excuse me!
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Is your mother home?
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Uh, the phone line goes
in that bedroom back there.
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Just admit it -- I won!
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All right, all right --
you won...
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on a technicality.
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Now sit down before you fall
and break a hip.
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No.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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We're not gonna leave it
like that.
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If you're gonna go around
saying I won on a technicality,
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we're just gonna have to
settle this another way.
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All right.
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Well, it's gotta be
something tough.
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Yeah -- something
only a man could handle.
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But nothing
involving spiders.
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Or clowns.
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Hey, Liz,
you at the record store?
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Is J.C. as cute in person?
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Cool.
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Oh, no!
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Nothing -- I just got
a spot on my shirt.
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No, it's not that noticeable.
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Okay. See you in 10.
Bye.
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[ knock on door ]
Holly?
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Val?
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Can I come in?
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Um...uh...shouldn't you
be getting massaged?
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My masseuse is running late.
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I wanna see the mud.
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Um...
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Coming in.
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Ooh.
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Hey, you!
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Having fun?
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Yeah.
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Kinda stinky.
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Well, see ya.
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Bye.
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This is definitely noticeable.
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Thanks, J.C.
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[ panting ]
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- Ugh!
- Ugh! - Ugh!
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What?
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Haven't you heard
mud is the new black?
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In six months,
you'll all be wearing it.
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- Liz!
- What happened to you?
264
00:10:21,957 --> 00:10:23,791
No time.
Do you have the camera?
265
00:10:23,826 --> 00:10:25,660
Yes, and I've been waiting
for you for a half-hour.
266
00:10:25,694 --> 00:10:27,595
I had to keep on letting
people cut in front of me.
267
00:10:27,630 --> 00:10:28,796
Are you ready now?
268
00:10:28,831 --> 00:10:30,398
Yes.
Uh, let's do this fast.
269
00:10:30,432 --> 00:10:31,165
Hi.
270
00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:32,534
Hi, J.C.! I'm Holly.
271
00:10:32,568 --> 00:10:34,469
I'm so incredibly glad
to meet you.
272
00:10:34,503 --> 00:10:35,737
And I'm Liz.
273
00:10:35,771 --> 00:10:37,405
Yeah -- she's also glad.
274
00:10:37,439 --> 00:10:38,873
Nice to meet you.
275
00:10:38,908 --> 00:10:40,808
Uh, you guys from New York?
276
00:10:40,843 --> 00:10:42,176
Oh, I am, and she's --
277
00:10:42,211 --> 00:10:44,145
Actually, I don't have
time to chat.
278
00:10:44,179 --> 00:10:45,947
Actually,
you didn't have time
279
00:10:45,981 --> 00:10:47,348
to take a shower, either.
280
00:10:47,383 --> 00:10:50,285
[ laughs ]
You're awesome.
281
00:10:50,319 --> 00:10:53,087
All right, can we have
a picture with you?
282
00:10:53,122 --> 00:10:54,556
Yeah, sure.
283
00:10:54,590 --> 00:10:56,758
Great.
284
00:10:56,792 --> 00:10:58,126
Wait, wait --
285
00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:00,094
do I have anything
in my teeth?
286
00:11:00,129 --> 00:11:02,697
Honey, it's the only place
you don't have something.
287
00:11:02,731 --> 00:11:04,198
All right, let's shoot it.
288
00:11:04,233 --> 00:11:05,533
[ camera shutter clicks ]
289
00:11:05,568 --> 00:11:06,668
Oh, wait.
290
00:11:06,702 --> 00:11:08,403
Uh, I blinked.
Can we do it again?
291
00:11:08,437 --> 00:11:09,637
Nope.
292
00:11:09,672 --> 00:11:11,439
You're even cuter in person.
[ laughs ]
293
00:11:11,473 --> 00:11:12,674
Oh...
294
00:11:12,708 --> 00:11:15,577
All right.
Liz, call you later.
295
00:11:16,812 --> 00:11:20,014
I bet Justin
doesn't have to do this.
296
00:11:24,853 --> 00:11:26,621
[ panting ]
297
00:11:26,655 --> 00:11:27,855
Excuse me.
298
00:11:27,890 --> 00:11:30,024
Just where do you think
you're going?
299
00:11:30,059 --> 00:11:31,292
Back to my mud bath.
300
00:11:31,327 --> 00:11:32,994
I'm sorry.
301
00:11:33,028 --> 00:11:35,530
We have a strict
"no re-entry" policy.
302
00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,732
Where does it say that?
303
00:11:37,766 --> 00:11:39,067
Right here.
304
00:11:39,101 --> 00:11:42,670
No re-entry.
305
00:11:42,705 --> 00:11:45,073
Look...
306
00:11:45,107 --> 00:11:47,475
I am trying to spend
a nice day with my sister.
307
00:11:47,509 --> 00:11:49,744
Problem is, she's in there,
and I'm out here.
308
00:11:49,778 --> 00:11:51,613
So would you please
just give me a break?
309
00:11:51,647 --> 00:11:55,817
Hmm...What should
"Judy attitude-y" do?
310
00:11:55,851 --> 00:11:58,786
Look, I think we got off
on the wrong foot.
311
00:11:58,821 --> 00:12:01,823
What do you say we just put
the past behind us
312
00:12:01,857 --> 00:12:03,157
and be friends?
313
00:12:03,192 --> 00:12:04,993
Could you please buzz me in?
314
00:12:05,027 --> 00:12:06,761
Happy to.
315
00:12:06,795 --> 00:12:08,262
[ buzzer sounds ]
316
00:12:08,297 --> 00:12:10,098
Thank you, friend.
317
00:12:11,767 --> 00:12:13,034
Phillip...
318
00:12:13,068 --> 00:12:15,503
would you please escort
this young lady out?
319
00:12:15,537 --> 00:12:17,105
Sure.
320
00:12:17,139 --> 00:12:20,108
All right, lady.
You just lost a friend!
321
00:12:20,142 --> 00:12:21,943
And it's too bad for you,
322
00:12:21,977 --> 00:12:25,580
'cause I throw really
elaborate surprise parties...
323
00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:27,348
with piñatas!
324
00:12:32,655 --> 00:12:33,888
[ grunting ]
325
00:12:33,922 --> 00:12:35,623
Wow. I'm impressed.
326
00:12:35,658 --> 00:12:37,792
Yep. Not bad
for an old guy, huh?
327
00:12:37,826 --> 00:12:40,595
No, no, not you --
the sheets.
328
00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:42,096
They're so soft!
329
00:12:42,131 --> 00:12:43,464
Yep -- 600-thread count.
330
00:12:43,499 --> 00:12:45,199
I bought them
for Val's birthday.
331
00:12:49,838 --> 00:12:53,207
Well, that's it.
We're out of sheets.
332
00:12:53,242 --> 00:12:55,276
Excuse me.
333
00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:57,145
Phone lines are all set.
Can I get a signature?
334
00:12:57,179 --> 00:12:58,179
Sure.
335
00:12:58,213 --> 00:12:59,380
There you go.
336
00:12:59,415 --> 00:13:00,915
If you don't mind me asking,
337
00:13:00,949 --> 00:13:03,117
what's with
all the little competitions?
338
00:13:03,152 --> 00:13:04,619
He called me "old."
339
00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:06,187
Well, he said he was
in better shape than me.
340
00:13:06,221 --> 00:13:08,356
So that's how
you're gonna settle it?
341
00:13:08,390 --> 00:13:10,258
Paddleballs
and tearing sheets?
342
00:13:10,292 --> 00:13:11,693
- Thumb war.
- Bring it.
343
00:13:11,727 --> 00:13:14,896
[ Together ]: 1, 2, 3, 4,
I declare a thumb war.
344
00:13:16,565 --> 00:13:19,033
Guys, guys, guys!
This isn't gonna prove anything.
345
00:13:19,068 --> 00:13:20,968
Listen, if you really
wanna settle this,
346
00:13:21,003 --> 00:13:22,704
I have a real competition
for you.
347
00:13:22,738 --> 00:13:24,439
What you got?
348
00:13:24,473 --> 00:13:25,973
It's the ultimate test.
349
00:13:26,008 --> 00:13:28,710
It involves speed, strength,
endurance...
350
00:13:28,744 --> 00:13:30,478
maybe a little ice-skating.
351
00:13:30,512 --> 00:13:32,146
No clowns, right?
352
00:13:32,181 --> 00:13:33,448
Or spiders.
353
00:13:48,030 --> 00:13:49,197
Mmm.
354
00:13:56,605 --> 00:13:59,040
[ sighing ] Ahhh.
355
00:14:09,384 --> 00:14:10,918
Ohh.
356
00:14:21,663 --> 00:14:23,498
[ gasps ]
357
00:14:23,532 --> 00:14:25,767
What's happening?
358
00:14:25,801 --> 00:14:27,668
Mud masseuse.
359
00:14:27,703 --> 00:14:30,438
Oh, I didn't order
a mud-bath massage.
360
00:14:30,472 --> 00:14:31,773
Um...you won it!
361
00:14:31,807 --> 00:14:34,175
We have a free drawing
every day.
362
00:14:34,209 --> 00:14:35,443
Oh.
363
00:14:35,477 --> 00:14:37,612
Well [ chuckles ]
in that case...
364
00:14:37,646 --> 00:14:39,847
Go ahead.
365
00:14:49,158 --> 00:14:52,093
Ohh, yeah.
366
00:14:53,729 --> 00:14:55,630
Ooh!
367
00:14:55,664 --> 00:14:58,132
[ chuckles ]
368
00:14:58,167 --> 00:15:00,201
[ sighs ]
369
00:15:00,235 --> 00:15:03,137
Try and go
to your quiet place.
370
00:15:03,172 --> 00:15:05,406
[ cellphone ringing ]
371
00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:08,209
Who's calling me
in my quiet place?
372
00:15:08,243 --> 00:15:09,410
Oh, I'm sorry.
373
00:15:09,444 --> 00:15:11,012
I forgot to turn off
my cellphone.
374
00:15:11,046 --> 00:15:12,146
Oh, it's my fiancé.
375
00:15:12,181 --> 00:15:13,414
Oh. Go ahead, take it.
376
00:15:13,448 --> 00:15:14,949
No. I really shouldn't.
377
00:15:14,983 --> 00:15:16,784
No, it's fine.
Go ahead.
378
00:15:16,819 --> 00:15:18,052
Okay, thanks.
379
00:15:18,086 --> 00:15:20,988
Hi, sweetie.
380
00:15:21,023 --> 00:15:24,091
I thought we had plans
tonight.
381
00:15:24,126 --> 00:15:27,728
John, how many times
are you gonna pull this?!
382
00:15:27,763 --> 00:15:29,063
Um, should I...
383
00:15:29,097 --> 00:15:30,331
No, it's fine.
384
00:15:30,365 --> 00:15:32,600
Shut up!!
385
00:15:32,634 --> 00:15:34,535
Look, if you wanna flush
seven years
386
00:15:34,570 --> 00:15:36,237
down the freakin' toilet
387
00:15:36,271 --> 00:15:38,206
just so you can go guzzle beer
with your stupid friends,
388
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,874
then do it.
No, do it!
389
00:15:39,908 --> 00:15:41,843
Do it, I said!!
390
00:15:47,749 --> 00:15:51,219
[ calm voice ]
How's that shoulder feeling?
391
00:15:51,253 --> 00:15:52,587
Good. Good.
392
00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:07,902
What are you doing?
393
00:16:07,936 --> 00:16:09,237
Phase two?
394
00:16:09,271 --> 00:16:11,272
Um, I get in here with you
395
00:16:11,306 --> 00:16:14,375
for, uh, better
massage leverage.
396
00:16:14,409 --> 00:16:18,379
Oh. Well, should I turn over
so you can do my glutes?
397
00:16:18,413 --> 00:16:21,315
No! Someone else
comes in for that.
398
00:16:21,350 --> 00:16:22,850
[ knock on door ]
399
00:16:22,885 --> 00:16:24,085
Holly!
400
00:16:26,154 --> 00:16:28,890
Are you here for my glutes?
401
00:16:28,924 --> 00:16:29,991
What?
402
00:16:30,025 --> 00:16:31,926
Holly, what's going on?
Who is this?
403
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:34,128
Uh...I'm sorry -- what?
404
00:16:36,064 --> 00:16:39,600
Oh, my God!
Where did you come from?!
405
00:16:40,569 --> 00:16:43,037
- I'm calling the manager.
- No, wait! Don't do that!
406
00:16:43,071 --> 00:16:44,438
Assistance!
407
00:16:44,473 --> 00:16:46,274
Give me my foot!
408
00:16:46,308 --> 00:16:47,742
Holly, give her her foot!
409
00:16:47,776 --> 00:16:50,878
Oh! Assistance! Oh!
410
00:16:50,913 --> 00:16:53,547
Mrs. Boshwit -- oh!
What is the problem?
411
00:16:53,582 --> 00:16:55,316
She's the problem.
412
00:16:55,350 --> 00:16:58,152
In all my years
of mud-bathing,
413
00:16:58,186 --> 00:16:59,787
this is the worst.
414
00:16:59,821 --> 00:17:01,222
And I must say,
415
00:17:01,256 --> 00:17:03,524
this is no way to treat
a contest winner.
416
00:17:03,558 --> 00:17:05,559
How did you get
back in here?
417
00:17:05,594 --> 00:17:07,228
Back in?
Where were you?
418
00:17:07,262 --> 00:17:08,429
What is this?
419
00:17:08,463 --> 00:17:10,831
That's mine!
420
00:17:10,866 --> 00:17:13,267
Let me see this.
421
00:17:13,302 --> 00:17:14,936
Why is there a picture
of you and Liz and --
422
00:17:14,970 --> 00:17:16,070
Who is this?
423
00:17:16,104 --> 00:17:19,540
J.C. From N'Sync.
424
00:17:19,574 --> 00:17:21,175
J.C.?
425
00:17:21,209 --> 00:17:25,279
Phillip, please, take
Mrs. Boshwit to the steam room.
426
00:17:25,314 --> 00:17:27,348
I am so sorry about this.
427
00:17:29,318 --> 00:17:31,319
Would you please tell me
what the hell's going on here?
428
00:17:31,353 --> 00:17:32,853
I'll tell you
what's going on here --
429
00:17:32,888 --> 00:17:34,522
That's okay.
I want to hear it from her.
430
00:17:34,556 --> 00:17:36,724
Well...I kinda left
for a while
431
00:17:36,758 --> 00:17:40,027
to meet Liz and to get
our picture taken with J.C.
432
00:17:40,062 --> 00:17:41,529
You left?
433
00:17:41,563 --> 00:17:44,699
So all that stuff about you
not wanting a massage was --
434
00:17:44,733 --> 00:17:46,500
A lie.
435
00:17:46,535 --> 00:17:48,436
Thanks. I've got this.
436
00:17:48,470 --> 00:17:51,005
If you didn't wanna spend
the day with me,
437
00:17:51,039 --> 00:17:52,640
why didn't you just say so?
438
00:17:52,674 --> 00:17:54,442
I wanted to spend
the day with you.
439
00:17:54,476 --> 00:17:56,510
I also wanted to get
that picture taken.
440
00:17:56,545 --> 00:17:59,180
I didn't want you to think
I was flaking out on you again.
441
00:17:59,214 --> 00:18:01,115
You mean you didn't want me
to find out
442
00:18:01,149 --> 00:18:02,550
you were flaking on me.
443
00:18:02,584 --> 00:18:04,185
Don't you think
that's kind of --
444
00:18:04,219 --> 00:18:05,820
Selfish?
445
00:18:05,854 --> 00:18:07,989
Seriously, okay?
446
00:18:08,023 --> 00:18:10,091
This is unbelievable.
447
00:18:10,125 --> 00:18:12,760
I know.
I made a huge mistake.
448
00:18:12,794 --> 00:18:14,261
No, I did.
449
00:18:14,296 --> 00:18:16,998
I thought I could treat you
like an adult, but you're --
450
00:18:17,032 --> 00:18:18,232
A brat.
451
00:18:18,266 --> 00:18:21,602
Lady, you cannot call
my sister a brat.
452
00:18:21,636 --> 00:18:25,673
Actually, I can call anyone
anything I like.
453
00:18:25,707 --> 00:18:28,609
Now...you...and the brat...
454
00:18:28,643 --> 00:18:30,378
get out.
455
00:18:30,412 --> 00:18:33,547
Okay. Let's go.
456
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,868
[ sighs ]
457
00:19:02,244 --> 00:19:03,811
Aah!
458
00:19:10,452 --> 00:19:11,519
Nice!
459
00:19:11,553 --> 00:19:12,720
Still mad.
460
00:19:12,754 --> 00:19:14,488
Totally understandable.
461
00:19:21,329 --> 00:19:23,430
I really did have fun
with you today.
462
00:19:23,465 --> 00:19:25,566
Mm-hmm. You mean
the part of the day
463
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:28,168
when you weren't sneaking out
or running away?
464
00:19:28,203 --> 00:19:30,938
Well, the parts we did spend
together were great.
465
00:19:30,972 --> 00:19:32,773
Remember
all the laughs we had
466
00:19:32,807 --> 00:19:34,575
making fun
of your giant toe?
467
00:19:34,609 --> 00:19:36,810
It is not that big!
468
00:19:36,845 --> 00:19:39,313
You could hitchhike
with that thing.
469
00:19:41,283 --> 00:19:43,684
See how much fun
we're having now?
470
00:19:43,718 --> 00:19:45,686
You know,
if you would have told me
471
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,588
about the whole J.C. thing,
I would have gone with you.
472
00:19:47,622 --> 00:19:49,356
Really?
You'd want to meet J.C.?
473
00:19:49,391 --> 00:19:51,025
I'd want to hang out
with you,
474
00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:52,993
doing whatever --
it doesn't matter.
475
00:19:53,028 --> 00:19:55,462
Except one of those
carriage rides in the park --
476
00:19:55,497 --> 00:19:57,698
I can't deal with that bag
under the horse.
477
00:19:57,732 --> 00:20:00,434
I'm sorry
I wrecked our day.
478
00:20:00,468 --> 00:20:03,437
Just don't let it happen
again, okay?
479
00:20:03,471 --> 00:20:04,838
Brat.
480
00:20:08,343 --> 00:20:09,376
Hi.
481
00:20:09,411 --> 00:20:10,811
Who are you?
482
00:20:10,845 --> 00:20:13,781
Oh, I installed
your phone line.
483
00:20:13,815 --> 00:20:16,784
Well, isn't it customary
for you to then leave?
484
00:20:16,818 --> 00:20:19,753
Yes, that is our policy.
485
00:20:22,123 --> 00:20:23,691
Where's Jeff?
486
00:20:23,725 --> 00:20:25,626
He should be back
any second.
487
00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:27,962
Actually, you might want to
step away from the door.
488
00:20:27,996 --> 00:20:32,166
Aaaaaaaaah!
489
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,434
Ugh!
490
00:20:47,916 --> 00:20:49,083
[ whistles ]
491
00:20:49,117 --> 00:20:51,518
We have a whistle
and a winner!
492
00:20:51,553 --> 00:20:54,254
Yes! Yes! That's right!
That's right!
493
00:20:54,289 --> 00:20:55,723
Who's older now?
494
00:20:55,757 --> 00:20:57,658
Tell me, who's older now?!
495
00:20:57,692 --> 00:20:59,994
You are.
496
00:21:02,831 --> 00:21:04,498
I need a nap.
497
00:21:06,873 --> 00:21:11,375
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