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Hey, Dad.
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Uh...whatcha doin'?
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Holly...
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you remember that Japanese
restaurant, Katsu,
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in the East Village
with the tempura that you love?
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We're going there
for dinner?
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No. We're moving to Japan!
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No. Not again!
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We are not moving
again, Dad!
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Why does this have to
be such a big deal?
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I am so tired of having
my entire world uprooted
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every time you get
a promotion.
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I know, sweetheart, but --
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What if I go live with Nana?
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Your grandmother?
She's a terrible influence.
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I mean, she doesn't use
that stuff for glaucoma.
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Holly, please, let me pack.
I've got a 6:00 a.m. flight.
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We're moving
tomorrow morning?
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No, I'm just going
for a week to get set up.
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And I've got to call
your sister,
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see if you can stay there
until I get back.
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- No.
- Yes! It's perfect!
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I can go live in the city
with Valerie!
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She just got rid
of her roommate.
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Yes, and she's very excited
about living alone.
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Plus, she works crazy hours.
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She's got her boyfriend.
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It's not like she has to
watch me constantly.
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I'm more mature now.
Ew, gross -- underpants.
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If Val says yes,
then why not?
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Well...
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all right, I'll --
I'll talk to Val.
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No, let me. You're not
that great a salesman.
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Have you seen my plaque?
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Yes...
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and the picture
of the plaque.
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Okay. All right.
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Okay.
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You talk to Val.
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Thank you, Daddy.
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[ doorbell rings ]
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Oh -- that must be
my plane tickets.
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Ow!
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Hey, what's my bra doing
under here?
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Hello!
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Not my bra.
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Hey, Val, I got the futon
set up for Holly
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if you want to get
some...sheets.
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Or just keep smiling
at the chair,
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'cause that doesn't
scare me at all.
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I'm sorry!
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I just can't believe
Roberta's finally gone!
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Not a trace --
nothing left of her
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but that hideous
director's chair...
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[ sniffs ]
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and that weird stink
of hers.
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Come here, Jeff.
You gotta smell this.
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Come on, sniff it.
Sniff it!
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No, I better not.
I gotta drive home later.
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Remember how she would sit
in that chair for hours
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wearing her depressing
black clothes
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and hating pop culture?
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"I'm Roberta.
Spielberg sucks."
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God, film students ruin
everything.
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Do you know
what this means, Jeff?
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I can use up
all the hot water!
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I can open up the curtains
and let the sunlight in!
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Oh!
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I can read my People magazine
right out in the open!
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[ sighs ]
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[ bell dings ]
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Gary, help me out.
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Oh -- sure.
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[ grunting ]
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[ bell dinging ]
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What are you doing?
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Oh, I'm just playing
a little game.
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It's called "get killed
by the elevator
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while Gary does nothing."
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Help me.
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Anything for the cause.
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Hey, I don't want you
moving to Japan.
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Have you seen their trees?
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They're, like, yay big.
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Okay. I have six days
to prove to Val
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that I'd be the most amazing
roommate on the planet.
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Why don't you just ask her
if you can move in?
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Because she's psyched
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to finally have the place
all to herself.
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So, before I even
bring it up,
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I've got to kiss
a whole new level of butt.
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Why don't you just let me
talk to her?
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Why would I do that?
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Because you know she's got
a bad case of the "Garys."
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That's weird...
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'cause she thinks
your name is Glen.
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Hey!
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Hey, bug!
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Ooh!
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Wow! Your hair
looks awesome!
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What'd you do to it?
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I...brushed it.
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With what?
A magic brush?
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Yeah, it's like each strand
was combed by an angel.
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Thanks.
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Hey, you sticking around?
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We were gonna go downstairs
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and get something
to eat later.
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Oh, uh, no, thanks.
I have to get going --
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to the gym.
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Today's, uh...
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upper body.
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Oh, oh -- um...
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hang on a sec.
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Since you're going down,
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would you mind getting rid
of that for me?
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You?
Y-you're giving me a chair?
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Like -- like a present?
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Okay. Sure.
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I will sit on this
as soon as I get home.
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Wow!
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Your place looks amazing!
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Wait --
there's something different.
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Um, I think that picture
used to be on that table.
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Yeah, actually, I liked it
better where it was.
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Oh!
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You have an eye!
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One tiny move,
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and you open up
the whole room!
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Yeah, it's like a cathedral
in here now.
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I don't know.
If I had the time and money,
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I'd love to feng shui
this whole place.
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Feng shui?
That band you were so into?
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No, that was Wang Chung.
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Oh.
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I wasn't into them.
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Hey, Val, it's cool.
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You know, I totally used to
be into the Black Crowes --
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oh, wait a minute.
They weren't lame.
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Feng shui is a Chinese
interior design philosophy.
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Okay, that is fascinating.
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You -- you are fascinating!
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What a life you've lived!
It's fascinating!
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I should unpack.
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Aw, the room's little again!
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[ horns honking ]
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Listen, I'm putting together
a major press event on Sunday
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for that skateboarder guy
you like -- Tony Hawk.
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You wanna go?
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Yeah, I wanna go!
Can I meet him?
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Can I get free stuff?
I love free stuff.
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He's promoting
his new cologne --
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Tony -- "Smell Like a Hawk."
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Oh, my God!
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That is so
my favorite-smelling bird!
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[ gasps ] No way --
Lisa Lillien.
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The fashion designer?
Oh, my God!
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She was the hit of Milan!
And her new spring line
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is shaking things up
all across Europe.
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Hey, you read
my People magazine.
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Yeah, and Demi Moore
is adjusting quite nicely
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to life outside
the spotlight.
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Man, if I could snag
a client like her,
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my career would take off
like a rocket!
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Bang!
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I think you want "whoosh."
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When you're talking rockets,
"bang" is bad.
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Well, come on!
Let's whoosh that rocket!
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Hey, Lisa?
Lisa Lillien!
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Holly, Holly, stop!
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Hi.
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Hi.
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You screamed for me?
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Oh -- yeah.
This is my sister, Valerie,
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and she's basically, like,
a public-relations superhero.
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And she said if she could
snag a client like you
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that she would take off --
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Holly... [ chuckles ]
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Sorry. She's --
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No, it's fine.
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I'm already snagged,
but do you have a card?
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You never know, right?
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Huh?
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Card.
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She's wearing
your underwear.
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Thank you.
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They're very...soft.
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This is so nice of you.
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I work for Harper & Diggs,
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as you will see on my card
that I --
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I do in fact have...
somewhere...please, God.
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[ gagging ]
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[ whimpering ]
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Festus?
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Festus?!
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[ gagging ]
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There's something stuck
in his throat.
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- What?
- H-he can have broccoli, right?
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[ gasps ]
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D-do something!
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Help!
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Um...here --
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I'll Heimlich him!
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Ugh!
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Come on, Festus!
Breathe!
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Stay with me, baby!
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Ow!
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Oh...
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Are you okay?
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Sure.
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Just a little broccoli
on my bare eyeball.
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It was bound to happen
eventually.
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I am so sorry!
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It's okay...really.
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It's my fault for coming
over to talk to you people.
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Stupid dog!
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Chokes on broccoli,
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but has no problem
licking himself.
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Yeah? Well, I never choke.
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There's one thing
I'm good at --
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swallowing stuff.
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Like, circus good.
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Seriously, when I was 5,
I swallowed
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my Mr. Potato Head's legs,
arms, and both noses.
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And let me tell you,
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swallowing it
was the easy part.
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Focus!
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Wait.
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I know what to do,
but you've gotta help me.
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Know what feng shui is?
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No...
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but I bet
I could swallow it.
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Holly, you hungry --
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Aah! Aah!
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Aah!
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Ugh!
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[ jingling, clattering ]
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Are we dead?
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If we are...
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do I still have to watch
"Riding in Cars with Boys"?
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Hi...ohhh.
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Hi!
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And also --
what the hell?!
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Well, I feng shuied
the apartment --
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like you wanted!
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Um, see?
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Uncooked rice
for prosperity,
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mirrors for chi flow,
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um, serenity pool
for relaxation,
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and wind chimes for --
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Holly, what did you --
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Is that my bed?
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In the kitchen?
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It was the only place where
it could face north --
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for quiet slumber.
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Holly...
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- You --
- Are the best?
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No. No, actually,
what I was going to say --
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[ water splashing ]
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Holly, come on, it's okay.
Where you going?
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Japan.
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I'm gonna go to bed.
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[ sighs ]
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Uh, you want me to get
your night-light,
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or should I just crack
the fridge?
266
00:11:34,742 --> 00:11:37,410
No, it's easy -- like this.
267
00:11:41,547 --> 00:11:42,980
- What's that?
- A skateboard.
268
00:11:43,015 --> 00:11:44,348
- Whose?
- Gary's.
269
00:11:44,383 --> 00:11:46,817
Why's it here?
Is he here? Who's Gary?
270
00:11:46,851 --> 00:11:49,185
The guy you gave
the chair to.
271
00:11:49,220 --> 00:11:50,653
Glen?
272
00:11:50,687 --> 00:11:53,589
Yeah. You said I could get
it autographed for him.
273
00:11:53,623 --> 00:11:56,358
I know that -- yes.
Um, I'll hold it.
274
00:11:56,392 --> 00:11:58,560
Val...
275
00:11:58,594 --> 00:12:01,829
Thanks for still letting me
come after I, you know,
276
00:12:01,863 --> 00:12:03,664
"fenged" up your apartment.
277
00:12:03,698 --> 00:12:05,599
Well, now that it's been
"unfenged,"
278
00:12:05,633 --> 00:12:08,134
let's just pretend like
it never happened, okay?
279
00:12:08,169 --> 00:12:12,004
Okay. I can do that.
280
00:12:12,038 --> 00:12:13,639
So, the party is incredible.
281
00:12:13,673 --> 00:12:16,007
Yeah, except they've
shorted me two waiters,
282
00:12:16,042 --> 00:12:17,642
we're low on ice,
283
00:12:17,676 --> 00:12:19,377
and I think the balloon-animal
guy is all liquored up.
284
00:12:19,411 --> 00:12:22,012
Ah...that would explain
this...
285
00:12:23,281 --> 00:12:25,181
monkey.
286
00:12:26,683 --> 00:12:27,950
Val...
287
00:12:27,985 --> 00:12:30,653
if you're short on people,
let me help.
288
00:12:30,687 --> 00:12:32,821
Oh, no!
I'm okay -- really.
289
00:12:32,855 --> 00:12:34,089
You...just...
290
00:12:34,123 --> 00:12:36,257
stay right here
and, you know --
291
00:12:36,291 --> 00:12:37,692
stay right here, okay?
292
00:12:37,726 --> 00:12:39,260
Yeah.
293
00:12:39,294 --> 00:12:40,594
Hey, uh, Tony,
294
00:12:40,628 --> 00:12:43,196
where do you want me
to put your stuff?
295
00:12:43,231 --> 00:12:45,965
Um, right there's fine.
296
00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:55,240
[ mid-tempo rock music plays ]
297
00:13:21,462 --> 00:13:23,196
No!
298
00:13:23,231 --> 00:13:27,166
No, no, no, no, no!
299
00:13:27,201 --> 00:13:29,602
2...3.
300
00:13:31,804 --> 00:13:34,439
Yes! Hi.
That's my skateboard.
301
00:13:34,473 --> 00:13:37,708
No, it isn't.
I found it on my balcony.
302
00:13:37,743 --> 00:13:40,444
That's because I dropped it
off the roof.
303
00:13:40,478 --> 00:13:42,679
Where do you think
it came from?
304
00:13:42,713 --> 00:13:44,313
God.
305
00:13:45,482 --> 00:13:47,482
Everything okay?
306
00:13:49,619 --> 00:13:51,586
Tony's skateboard
is missing.
307
00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:53,220
What?
308
00:13:53,255 --> 00:13:54,888
I can't find it anywhere.
309
00:13:54,922 --> 00:13:57,123
Oh, perfect!
[ sighs ]
310
00:13:57,157 --> 00:14:00,192
Okay, does he absolutely
have to have it?
311
00:14:00,227 --> 00:14:02,061
[ babbles ]
312
00:14:02,095 --> 00:14:04,396
Okay, g-go.
Keep looking.
313
00:14:04,430 --> 00:14:05,396
Right.
314
00:14:05,431 --> 00:14:07,698
Dt-dt. Oh!
315
00:14:07,733 --> 00:14:11,469
Listen, if I don't get
that skateboard back,
316
00:14:11,504 --> 00:14:15,205
then my life as I know it
in America is over.
317
00:14:15,239 --> 00:14:17,574
So I'm asking you --
318
00:14:19,712 --> 00:14:21,146
Interesting.
319
00:14:23,249 --> 00:14:24,449
I'll give you 20 bucks.
320
00:14:24,483 --> 00:14:26,250
For a gift from God?
321
00:14:26,285 --> 00:14:28,952
It's all I have.
What do you want?
322
00:14:28,987 --> 00:14:31,821
Well...
323
00:14:31,856 --> 00:14:34,924
you're kinda easy
on the peepers.
324
00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:39,127
How about we make out
a little?
325
00:14:39,161 --> 00:14:41,395
Ew -- perv!
326
00:14:41,429 --> 00:14:42,662
Perv's got the skateboard.
327
00:14:42,697 --> 00:14:43,730
Forget it.
328
00:14:43,764 --> 00:14:45,798
All right -- one kiss.
329
00:14:45,832 --> 00:14:46,865
No!
330
00:14:46,899 --> 00:14:48,533
No kiss, no board.
331
00:14:48,567 --> 00:14:50,369
All right, one kiss.
332
00:14:52,006 --> 00:14:54,576
Uh, you wanna kiss me
or swallow my head?
333
00:14:54,611 --> 00:14:57,045
Close your mouth.
334
00:14:57,079 --> 00:15:00,181
Now close your eyes.
335
00:15:02,551 --> 00:15:03,984
Mmm...
336
00:15:04,019 --> 00:15:06,119
Mmmmmm...
337
00:15:06,154 --> 00:15:08,421
Mm-mwah!
338
00:15:08,455 --> 00:15:09,489
Holy!
339
00:15:09,523 --> 00:15:13,025
I know.
Blows your mind, doesn't it?
340
00:15:13,059 --> 00:15:15,929
Listen,
I got a trundle bed --
341
00:15:15,963 --> 00:15:17,397
Uh -- eh...
342
00:15:17,431 --> 00:15:18,731
call me!
343
00:15:18,766 --> 00:15:20,766
Perv!
344
00:15:22,169 --> 00:15:24,069
Hey, did my board turn up?
345
00:15:24,104 --> 00:15:25,637
Uh, no, Tony, it didn't,
346
00:15:25,672 --> 00:15:28,206
but it will --
any minute -- I'm sure.
347
00:15:28,241 --> 00:15:30,508
Well, what about this?
348
00:15:30,543 --> 00:15:31,843
Oh...
349
00:15:31,877 --> 00:15:34,145
My sister brought that.
350
00:15:34,179 --> 00:15:36,480
Well, it'll work.
Can I use it?
351
00:15:36,514 --> 00:15:38,148
Uh...yes. Of course.
352
00:15:38,182 --> 00:15:40,317
That is why we brought it --
353
00:15:40,352 --> 00:15:41,985
as a backup for you.
354
00:15:42,020 --> 00:15:44,187
See? I'm good.
[ laughs ]
355
00:15:46,223 --> 00:15:47,957
[ sighs ]
356
00:15:47,991 --> 00:15:49,625
[ rattling ]
357
00:15:49,659 --> 00:15:51,793
Don't be locked.
Don't be locked.
358
00:15:51,828 --> 00:15:54,262
Why be locked?
359
00:15:54,296 --> 00:15:55,696
Ooh.
360
00:15:57,199 --> 00:15:58,732
Hello.
361
00:16:06,773 --> 00:16:09,107
[ upbeat music playing ]
362
00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:10,876
[ cheering ]
363
00:16:12,511 --> 00:16:15,846
[ suspenseful music plays ]
364
00:16:25,423 --> 00:16:28,091
[ screaming ]
365
00:16:29,793 --> 00:16:31,560
Ooh...Tony...
366
00:16:31,594 --> 00:16:35,463
are you okay -- aah!
367
00:16:35,497 --> 00:16:37,865
It's okay. It's okay.
Everything's fine. Oh!
368
00:16:58,065 --> 00:17:00,265
[ clanging ]
369
00:17:00,299 --> 00:17:01,799
Aah!
370
00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:14,511
So, how'd it go?
371
00:17:14,545 --> 00:17:15,779
I'm sorry.
372
00:17:15,813 --> 00:17:17,915
I...I...I can't talk to you
right now.
373
00:17:17,949 --> 00:17:19,116
You hate me.
374
00:17:19,150 --> 00:17:20,850
Oh, I don't hate you.
375
00:17:20,885 --> 00:17:22,452
I fear you!
376
00:17:22,486 --> 00:17:24,453
Do you realize you could have
gotten me fired?
377
00:17:24,488 --> 00:17:26,388
I really didn't mean to.
378
00:17:26,422 --> 00:17:28,857
What were you thinking?
379
00:17:28,891 --> 00:17:30,391
You're 16 years old.
380
00:17:30,426 --> 00:17:33,494
Am I supposed to babysit you
every second?
381
00:17:39,666 --> 00:17:41,900
[ grunting ]
382
00:17:45,738 --> 00:17:48,639
I have a situation.
383
00:17:48,673 --> 00:17:50,507
What kind of situation?
384
00:17:50,541 --> 00:17:54,276
A "this mattress is kicking
my butt" situation.
385
00:17:56,212 --> 00:17:58,413
What are you doing?
386
00:17:58,447 --> 00:18:00,482
I'm gonna go stay with Nana
till Dad gets back.
387
00:18:00,516 --> 00:18:03,084
You don't have to go stay
with Nana, okay?
388
00:18:03,118 --> 00:18:04,752
No.
389
00:18:04,786 --> 00:18:06,320
Val, it's a good thing.
390
00:18:06,354 --> 00:18:09,089
I should spend time with her
while I still can.
391
00:18:09,123 --> 00:18:11,257
What does that mean?
392
00:18:11,292 --> 00:18:12,325
Oh, no!
393
00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:14,960
Did Nana get busted?
394
00:18:14,995 --> 00:18:17,196
It is for glaucoma.
395
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:21,299
You are so cute.
396
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:24,702
Look...Dad got
another promotion at work.
397
00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:27,471
But they're moving
him -- us --
398
00:18:27,505 --> 00:18:28,872
to Japan.
399
00:18:28,907 --> 00:18:31,108
- Japan?
- Japan?
400
00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:34,243
This sucks!
401
00:18:34,277 --> 00:18:36,478
That's what I said --
well, in my head.
402
00:18:36,513 --> 00:18:39,281
I still have to pay Dad
$1 every time I say "suck."
403
00:18:39,315 --> 00:18:41,149
This is -- is unacceptable!
404
00:18:41,183 --> 00:18:42,617
Wait, hold on a sec.
405
00:18:42,651 --> 00:18:44,018
What if you were to say,
406
00:18:44,052 --> 00:18:45,786
"hey, kid, don't suck
your thumb"?
407
00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:47,454
You still gotta pay him?
408
00:18:47,488 --> 00:18:49,522
Okay, sweetie, could you go
back to your situation
409
00:18:49,556 --> 00:18:50,790
for a minute?
410
00:18:50,824 --> 00:18:51,891
Sure.
411
00:18:51,925 --> 00:18:54,159
This is unbelievable!
412
00:18:54,194 --> 00:18:56,428
I...I'm your big sister,
for crying out loud.
413
00:18:56,462 --> 00:18:59,231
I'm supposed to be giving you
the benefit of my experience.
414
00:18:59,265 --> 00:19:01,232
Who's gonna give you that
in Japan?
415
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:02,400
Jackie Chan?
416
00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:04,401
- Chinese.
- Chinese.
417
00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:05,703
That's it.
418
00:19:05,737 --> 00:19:07,537
You know, I'm just gonna
call Dad right now.
419
00:19:07,572 --> 00:19:09,472
I think he can pass
on one promotion.
420
00:19:09,507 --> 00:19:11,741
No, wait -- I don't want
Dad to give this up.
421
00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:13,409
It's a great thing for him.
422
00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:14,577
[ beep ]
423
00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:16,345
All right.
424
00:19:16,379 --> 00:19:18,347
Just let me think
for a second.
425
00:19:18,381 --> 00:19:20,515
[ banging ]
426
00:19:25,354 --> 00:19:27,955
Okay. Here's the deal.
427
00:19:27,989 --> 00:19:32,292
You and I,
we, uh, have our moments,
428
00:19:32,326 --> 00:19:34,661
but we get along
pretty well, right?
429
00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:36,028
I like you, you like me.
430
00:19:36,063 --> 00:19:38,297
Here's what I was thinking.
431
00:19:38,331 --> 00:19:41,432
Um...maybe --
if you wanted to --
432
00:19:41,467 --> 00:19:45,102
Dad would let you come
and live here...with me --
433
00:19:45,137 --> 00:19:46,770
if you wanted to.
434
00:19:49,174 --> 00:19:51,474
I thought you were psyched
about not having a roommate.
435
00:19:51,509 --> 00:19:54,309
I was psyched about
not having that roommate,
436
00:19:54,344 --> 00:19:57,011
but [ laughs ] you don't sit
in the dark all day.
437
00:19:57,046 --> 00:19:58,647
You don't have hairy pits.
438
00:19:58,682 --> 00:20:01,383
You don't invite strange men
to sleep over.
439
00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:04,119
You don't invite
strange men to sleep over.
440
00:20:04,153 --> 00:20:07,788
What about the choking dog
and the feng shui?
441
00:20:07,823 --> 00:20:09,423
You are my sister.
442
00:20:09,457 --> 00:20:12,459
You're supposed to
drive me crazy.
443
00:20:12,493 --> 00:20:14,694
Come on.
444
00:20:14,728 --> 00:20:16,395
I love you, bug.
445
00:20:21,969 --> 00:20:24,036
This is gonna be so awesome!
446
00:20:24,070 --> 00:20:27,372
We can stay up all night
watching old movies
447
00:20:27,406 --> 00:20:28,539
like we used to.
448
00:20:28,574 --> 00:20:29,941
Yes, absolutely!
449
00:20:29,975 --> 00:20:32,109
- We can go shopping in Soho.
- Every weekend.
450
00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:34,478
We can go to the East Village
and get matching tattoos!
451
00:20:34,512 --> 00:20:36,379
Not a chance in hell.
452
00:20:36,413 --> 00:20:39,748
[ laughs ]
453
00:20:39,783 --> 00:20:41,450
Aaaaaah!
454
00:20:41,484 --> 00:20:43,351
[ crash ]
455
00:20:44,387 --> 00:20:46,054
I was nowhere near that.
456
00:20:46,088 --> 00:20:49,057
[ "Everybody Have Fun Tonight"
by Wang Chung plays ]
457
00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:56,862
⪠Everybody have fun tonight âª
458
00:20:56,897 --> 00:21:00,199
⪠Everybody have fun tonight âª
459
00:21:00,233 --> 00:21:04,469
⪠Everybody wang chung tonight âª
460
00:21:04,503 --> 00:21:07,037
⪠Everybody have fun toni-- âª
461
00:21:07,072 --> 00:21:08,505
See? [ laughs ]
462
00:21:08,540 --> 00:21:10,407
"Wang Chung" -- "have fun."
463
00:21:10,441 --> 00:21:11,842
[ laughs ]
464
00:21:15,345 --> 00:21:18,580
You people are dead inside!
465
00:21:18,615 --> 00:21:21,049
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466
00:21:21,050 --> 00:21:26,050
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