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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:03,598 TRISH: Can't have a baby in prison with you. 2 00:00:03,772 --> 00:00:06,689 I will let them put your daughter into state care. 3 00:00:06,727 --> 00:00:08,385 I'm never gonna end up in that position. 4 00:00:08,468 --> 00:00:12,377 If you can find a man who can give you the baby you want, I'm cool with that. 5 00:00:12,536 --> 00:00:13,544 I'll give you a baby. 6 00:00:13,702 --> 00:00:14,338 (MOANING, GRUNTING) 7 00:00:14,481 --> 00:00:19,025 There is no grounds for this trial to proceed. You have no choice but to let this man go free! 8 00:00:19,050 --> 00:00:20,941 (CHEERING) 9 00:00:22,112 --> 00:00:24,122 I like Helena. 10 00:00:24,207 --> 00:00:26,288 She's gonna be beautiful. 11 00:00:26,313 --> 00:00:28,496 Grandma Rita. (BOTH LAUGH) 12 00:00:32,554 --> 00:00:33,817 (LAUGHTER) 13 00:00:33,991 --> 00:00:34,475 Looks like you put on the Chewbacca outfit just on your arms. 14 00:00:38,014 --> 00:00:39,980 I'll wait up for my baby. 15 00:00:40,387 --> 00:00:42,325 Hey, Fatty Boomsticks! 16 00:00:43,895 --> 00:00:45,856 She won't be comin' home 17 00:00:46,357 --> 00:00:48,312 tonight. 18 00:00:49,020 --> 00:00:50,920 But she's all right. 19 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:54,666 (ROCK MUSIC ENDS) 20 00:00:56,981 --> 00:00:59,165 (INDISTINCT VOICES ON TV) 21 00:00:59,745 --> 00:01:05,518 WOMAN: Sometimes, the untrained eye can see things the artist can't. 22 00:01:06,969 --> 00:01:08,640 So,... 23 00:01:08,665 --> 00:01:10,904 What are we doing on Saturday? 24 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:14,636 TED: Saturday? What about it? RITA: Is it a special occasion or something? 25 00:01:14,694 --> 00:01:18,224 Um, only if you consider Christmas Day a special occasion. 26 00:01:18,313 --> 00:01:20,290 (LAUGHTER) 27 00:01:22,251 --> 00:01:24,685 Yeah, we don't. You don't what'? 28 00:01:24,842 --> 00:01:27,276 Consider Christmas a special occasion. 29 00:01:27,450 --> 00:01:29,884 What kind of family doesn't do Christmas? 30 00:01:29,957 --> 00:01:33,076 Maybe the kind that had a bad experience on or around Christmas 31 00:01:33,114 --> 00:01:35,604 and doesn't wanna be reminded of that experience. 32 00:01:35,715 --> 00:01:37,284 The Smith & Caughey's job. 33 00:01:37,442 --> 00:01:39,944 Christmas Eve 1970. Don't wanna talk about it. 34 00:01:39,975 --> 00:01:41,492 (BLUESY ELECTRIC GUITAR MUSIC) 35 00:01:41,686 --> 00:01:43,127 (TYRES SCREECH) 36 00:01:43,306 --> 00:01:46,765 I was just a kid, but I realised then that Christmas sucks. 37 00:01:46,847 --> 00:01:48,634 (CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYS) 38 00:01:48,695 --> 00:01:50,596 Dad won't be home. 39 00:01:50,657 --> 00:01:52,581 Not for a while. 40 00:01:52,606 --> 00:01:54,711 So we don't do it any more. 41 00:01:54,936 --> 00:01:58,915 Not at all'? Because a robbery went tits-up'? That makes no sense. 42 00:01:58,945 --> 00:02:03,017 Does to us, love. So we don't do any of it - the Christmas shit. 43 00:02:03,042 --> 00:02:06,225 The tree, the decorations, the stupid bloody hats. 44 00:02:06,388 --> 00:02:09,564 Don't try and logic with our superstitions. They just are what they are. 45 00:02:09,611 --> 00:02:12,721 Three years inside. Job that went so inexplicably wrong. 46 00:02:12,899 --> 00:02:17,933 It was the universe saying, 'Just stay inside, shut the doors and let the silly season pass you by.' 47 00:02:17,958 --> 00:02:20,340 It's just the way we do things, bub. 48 00:02:20,401 --> 00:02:22,238 (LAUGHTER) 49 00:02:23,318 --> 00:02:26,811 Yeah, we did Christmas once. Dad threw a bourbon glass at Mum. 50 00:02:26,836 --> 00:02:28,946 Anne Marie threatened to cut herself. 51 00:02:29,007 --> 00:02:31,217 I found out that Christmas crackers weren't actual crackers. 52 00:02:31,291 --> 00:02:34,286 Oh, but then I set the Christmas tree on fire. 53 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:38,106 We go to church services for the birth of Jesus Christ. And do carols and that? 54 00:02:38,249 --> 00:02:43,213 And we give them all our money, and then we go home and feel hungry. 55 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:44,956 Nah, nah, not me. 56 00:02:45,018 --> 00:02:48,897 Santa Claus is a bastard, just like the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy. 57 00:02:48,922 --> 00:02:53,562 They're just a pack of arseholes. Oh, they visited all the other kids, but not me. 58 00:02:53,693 --> 00:02:57,735 QUIETLY: Shit. I asked the fat, red motherfucker in Henderson Square once. 59 00:02:57,766 --> 00:03:00,672 'What's the deal bypassing my fuckin' house?' 60 00:03:00,710 --> 00:03:05,225 Then the prick called the cops, and Mum gave me a hiding for causing a scene. (CHUCKLES) 61 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:08,100 FALANI: Well, that is a very sad sob story you have there, Eric. 62 00:03:08,184 --> 00:03:12,345 Well, Christmas is for other people. It's not for the likes of us. 63 00:03:12,435 --> 00:03:14,653 Nah. Nah, that's bullshit. 64 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:17,805 We live in a crappy world which could be blown up by nuclear bomb any second, 65 00:03:17,979 --> 00:03:24,687 and Christmas is a chance to just... have fun, for one day - celebrate what's good. 66 00:03:25,079 --> 00:03:27,767 These guys never got to do Christmas as kids. 67 00:03:27,798 --> 00:03:30,056 Maybe that's why they're... 68 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:33,204 the way they are today. (SCOFFS) 69 00:03:33,429 --> 00:03:39,537 And... if you don't wanna do it here, the boys can all come to lunch at Mum's. 70 00:03:39,762 --> 00:03:40,970 You're bluffing. 71 00:03:41,163 --> 00:03:44,711 If Mum's house is where the turkey is, then Mum's house is where we're going. 72 00:03:44,736 --> 00:03:47,402 Come on, Rita. I wanna try this turkey thing. 73 00:03:47,545 --> 00:03:49,886 SPARKY: I want Santa Claus to come down the chimney. 74 00:03:49,911 --> 00:03:54,068 VVell, that isn't gonna happen, because he's just a man who works in a shopping centre_ 75 00:03:54,126 --> 00:03:58,554 And a turkey's just a fat fuckin' chicken_ (CHUCKLES) 76 00:03:58,854 --> 00:04:00,865 (BLUESY GUITAR MUSIC) 77 00:04:03,313 --> 00:04:05,243 But... 78 00:04:05,765 --> 00:04:11,773 Fine. You want Christmas, have it here. But it's got nothing to do with rne. 79 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:15,275 Ace. I've got it all under control. 80 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:17,687 Right, first thing - We need a Christmas Tree. 81 00:04:17,732 --> 00:04:21,657 Not a shitty, fake tinsel one. We want a great, big, green pine tree. 82 00:04:21,835 --> 00:04:26,003 So, Theresa's got this client, right? Total prick. He works for ACC. 83 00:04:26,087 --> 00:04:30,210 Yeah. Bloody Muldoon arse-licking government department bloody crooks. 84 00:04:30,368 --> 00:04:32,578 The point is, the other thing he told her was... 85 00:04:32,787 --> 00:04:37,308 Every Christmas, him and his fuckwit mates get a big fat bonus. 86 00:04:37,333 --> 00:04:41,477 Cash money, handed out the morning after their annual Christmas party. 87 00:04:41,549 --> 00:04:45,535 97 staff members - last year, they got $100 each. 88 00:04:45,742 --> 00:04:48,995 That's almost 10 grand sitting in a safe in their of lice 89 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,423 the night they're out getting pissed at our expense. 90 00:04:51,448 --> 00:04:54,293 Sounds like a bit of us. Nice little bonus. 91 00:04:54,318 --> 00:04:58,054 Hold on. Aren't we all forgetting something? 92 00:04:58,436 --> 00:05:02,903 It's Christmas. But it's government department - bloody crooks, bloody bastards. 93 00:05:03,062 --> 00:05:06,273 And the party's the day after tomorrow. 94 00:05:06,298 --> 00:05:07,567 I 10 grand, Ted. I. 95 00:05:07,592 --> 00:05:09,888 Well, actually, it's $9700. 96 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:12,046 (CHUCKLES) I was rounding it up, Phin. 97 00:05:12,100 --> 00:05:14,628 Look, I said bloody no! Oh, come on, Ted. 98 00:05:14,686 --> 00:05:18,137 Yeah, come on Ted. It's ancient history. Yeah. 99 00:05:18,162 --> 00:05:21,171 And why should those ACC rip-off artists get a bonus'? 100 00:05:21,224 --> 00:05:25,299 Yes, sticking it to the man, Ted. Too right. Think of it as a good deed. 101 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:29,377 If anyone deserves some Christmas bad luck, it's Muldoon's arse-lickers. 102 00:05:29,535 --> 00:05:31,373 BERT: Agree. 103 00:05:32,781 --> 00:05:34,720 (BROODING MUSIC) 104 00:05:35,833 --> 00:05:37,937 Oh, fuck it. Yes. 105 00:05:37,987 --> 00:05:40,013 (ROCK MUSIC) 106 00:05:41,910 --> 00:05:43,039 (WHOOSH!) 107 00:05:43,197 --> 00:05:45,847 OUTSIDE: Here! A little bit closer, boys! A little bit! 108 00:05:46,009 --> 00:05:48,755 (VOICES CONTINUE INDISTINCTLY) 109 00:05:49,347 --> 00:05:51,352 (INTRIGUING ROCK MUSIC) 110 00:05:51,377 --> 00:05:53,340 (LAUGHS) 111 00:05:53,722 --> 00:05:55,890 (LAUGHTER) Little bit closer. There we go! 112 00:05:56,017 --> 00:05:57,824 (LAUGHS) Whoo-hoo! 113 00:05:58,889 --> 00:06:01,600 Here we go. One tree as requested. 114 00:06:01,912 --> 00:06:04,766 You boys are taking the piss. SPARKY: We need lights for it. 115 00:06:04,848 --> 00:06:07,119 You need to move it is what you need to do. 116 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:09,819 Yeah, nah. It was a bastard getting it here, to be honest. 117 00:06:09,889 --> 00:06:12,987 FALANI: Yeah, and then we realised it won't fit inside the house. No kidding! 118 00:06:13,145 --> 00:06:15,275 Yeah, so it kind of is where it is. Sorry. 119 00:06:15,439 --> 00:06:18,965 And how are we meant to come and go with this great bloody thing in the way? 120 00:06:19,123 --> 00:06:20,522 I think it's wicked right where it is. 121 00:06:20,548 --> 00:06:24,072 - Well, I think it's bullshit. - (DOGS BARK) 122 00:06:25,237 --> 00:06:27,898 What's the matter'? Haven't you seen a bloody tree before'? 123 00:06:27,923 --> 00:06:30,765 We're just about to decorate our Christmas tree. You wanna help? 124 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:33,833 Uh, we're fine, thanks. Season's greetings and all that. 125 00:06:33,976 --> 00:06:37,678 Don't bloody talk to them, Brian. Un-fuckin'-believable. 126 00:06:37,724 --> 00:06:39,121 (CHUCKLES) 127 00:06:39,146 --> 00:06:41,571 - (PHONE RINGS) - Come on, up. Get up. 128 00:06:41,641 --> 00:06:42,905 Stop being so lazy. 129 00:06:42,943 --> 00:06:45,056 O'Driscoll residence. This is Carol. 130 00:06:45,235 --> 00:06:47,164 Yeah, hey, it's me, Bert 131 00:06:47,382 --> 00:06:49,377 Come on. Stop being so useless! 132 00:06:49,431 --> 00:06:52,643 Um, yes, I've got time to answer a survey. 133 00:06:52,668 --> 00:06:53,955 I wanna see ya. 134 00:06:54,113 --> 00:06:56,346 Uh, oh, no, we don't buy that sort of porridge. 135 00:06:56,504 --> 00:07:00,224 Carol, I mean it. I meant what I said. I can help you. 136 00:07:00,366 --> 00:07:01,731 Ugh. Come on, Barry. 137 00:07:01,813 --> 00:07:04,822 Or that kind. We don't really buy porridge at all. 138 00:07:04,979 --> 00:07:08,990 Listen, I know a good time for us to talk. That's all -just... talk. 139 00:07:09,164 --> 00:07:13,362 So don't plan anything tomorrow evening, OK? (BARRY BARKS) 140 00:07:13,452 --> 00:07:15,408 Yes. OK. 141 00:07:16,345 --> 00:07:18,835 We might be interested in trying that brand. (BARRY BARKS) 142 00:07:18,992 --> 00:07:20,445 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 143 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:22,601 (INTRIGUING MUSIC) 144 00:07:22,626 --> 00:07:23,971 Hello, Mrs West. 145 00:07:24,114 --> 00:07:26,085 Goldilocks. 146 00:07:26,110 --> 00:07:27,400 Mr West. 147 00:07:27,564 --> 00:07:28,795 Gidday. 148 00:07:28,820 --> 00:07:30,788 Hi, guys. Hi. Hi. 149 00:07:32,995 --> 00:07:34,959 Is my sister here'? 150 00:07:36,592 --> 00:07:38,662 Cheryl! 151 00:07:40,048 --> 00:07:41,656 (GASPS) 152 00:07:41,799 --> 00:07:43,613 Look at you. 153 00:07:43,643 --> 00:07:46,610 Jeanette. Soon to be Aunty Jeanette. 154 00:07:47,248 --> 00:07:49,753 (INTRIGUING MUSIC CONTINUES) 155 00:07:50,539 --> 00:07:53,254 If you're lucky, she might give you a kick_ It's a girl? 156 00:07:53,416 --> 00:07:55,311 Unless it's got a really tiny wanger. 157 00:07:55,423 --> 00:07:58,527 Which is highly unlikely in this family. (CHUCKLES) 158 00:07:58,596 --> 00:07:59,843 Ooh. 159 00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:03,307 Whoa. lfelt it. Yeah, right under your hand. 160 00:08:03,332 --> 00:08:06,090 Oh, that is so trippy. (CHUCKLES) 161 00:08:08,086 --> 00:08:11,447 Hey, can we have a word'? Like, in private? 162 00:08:12,806 --> 00:08:14,841 Sure. 163 00:08:16,356 --> 00:08:18,186 (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 164 00:08:18,490 --> 00:08:21,881 Mum's really upset - about you not coming over for Christmas lunch. 165 00:08:22,074 --> 00:08:24,610 (SIGHS) Yeah, well, she shouldn't have done what she did. 166 00:08:24,753 --> 00:08:26,516 Bloods thicker than water, Cheryl. 167 00:08:26,694 --> 00:08:29,601 Is that why she threatened to have my baby taken away and stuck in foster care? 168 00:08:29,781 --> 00:08:32,288 She's worried about you. And it. 169 00:08:32,794 --> 00:08:35,170 Her. Well, we're both just fine. 170 00:08:35,208 --> 00:08:40,151 Except you know just as well as I do that you can't trust Wolfgang West as far as you can throw him. 171 00:08:40,309 --> 00:08:42,147 (ENGINE REVS, RUMBLES) 172 00:08:43,057 --> 00:08:44,412 Look, just think about this. 173 00:08:44,450 --> 00:08:50,569 Dad's away, and you're here, which means it's just gonna be Mandy and Mum and me. 174 00:08:50,615 --> 00:08:54,125 It's like our family's been broken in half. 175 00:08:54,476 --> 00:08:58,104 She knows where I am if she wants to say sorry. 176 00:08:59,249 --> 00:09:00,425 Hello, Jeanette. 177 00:09:00,450 --> 00:09:02,941 Hey, Wolf. Congratulations. 178 00:09:03,272 --> 00:09:05,147 Ta. 179 00:09:10,495 --> 00:09:14,553 Anyway, there'll be a place set for you at the table. 180 00:09:14,578 --> 00:09:19,869 Set one for VVolf too, and maybe I'll think about it. I'll tell her. 181 00:09:23,123 --> 00:09:25,494 (MELANCHOLIC GUITAR MUSIC) 182 00:09:29,407 --> 00:09:30,937 TED ON PHONE: Right, so that's it'? 183 00:09:30,968 --> 00:09:32,457 You 0k'? 184 00:09:32,614 --> 00:09:34,513 OK. 185 00:09:35,595 --> 00:09:40,058 Ben's pulled out of the bloody job. Says he's got a bloody tangi. Who died? 186 00:09:40,174 --> 00:09:43,698 See, this is why we don't do jobs at Christmas time. Everything turns to shit. 187 00:09:43,907 --> 00:09:46,836 Just get another driver. I'll do ii. 188 00:09:49,868 --> 00:09:51,406 Will ya'? Sure. 189 00:09:51,431 --> 00:09:53,717 Uh, hold on. Wolf, you've only just got out. 190 00:09:53,763 --> 00:09:56,938 Yeah, on remand, so strictly speaking, I wasn't really in. 191 00:09:57,101 --> 00:10:01,563 And it's just driving, being a lookout - that's all. Right? 192 00:10:01,757 --> 00:10:03,499 Yeah, he'll be fine. 193 00:10:03,524 --> 00:10:07,527 Easy. Plus, we can really use the cash right now. 194 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:09,299 What about the bad luck thing? 195 00:10:09,368 --> 00:10:11,863 I thought you didn't believe in all that nonsense. 196 00:10:12,088 --> 00:10:15,853 No, look, Lefty's right. It's an easy job. In and out. Piece of piss and season's greetings. 197 00:10:16,012 --> 00:10:21,146 Yeah, and you'll be busy getting ready for your Christmas Day carry-on anyway. 198 00:10:21,176 --> 00:10:23,030 You're in, son. 199 00:10:25,924 --> 00:10:27,873 (INTRIGUING MUSIC) 200 00:10:41,412 --> 00:10:42,877 Eric. 201 00:10:43,055 --> 00:10:44,575 You need a hand'? 202 00:10:44,764 --> 00:10:47,791 Uh, well, you can carry some of the bags, but you can't look inside, all right? 203 00:10:47,860 --> 00:10:50,929 How come? Because then it'll ruin the surprise, ya- 204 00:10:50,975 --> 00:10:52,299 Hey! 205 00:10:52,362 --> 00:10:54,341 You'll ruin the surprise. 206 00:10:55,762 --> 00:10:59,220 You got me a present? Just something small. 207 00:10:59,477 --> 00:11:02,156 Aw. Fuck, that's lovely, Cheryl. 208 00:11:03,578 --> 00:11:06,416 VVell, I didn't get- I didn't get you anything I don't need anything 209 00:11:06,611 --> 00:11:08,608 Yeah, but I figure if you got me something- No, no. 210 00:11:08,677 --> 00:11:14,984 Eric, I'm gonna make it a rule. No one buys me anything. I like giving presents, not getting them. 211 00:11:15,009 --> 00:11:16,943 (FESTIVE MUSIC) 212 00:11:23,145 --> 00:11:25,753 (INSTRUMENTAL 'JINGLE BELLS') 213 00:11:37,129 --> 00:11:39,125 (GRUNTS) 214 00:11:42,376 --> 00:11:44,218 From Santa. 215 00:11:46,209 --> 00:11:47,824 What do ya think? 216 00:11:48,065 --> 00:11:49,715 No one else has bought any presents. 217 00:11:49,761 --> 00:11:51,424 - She doesn't care. - (DOOR CLOSES) 218 00:11:51,509 --> 00:11:54,184 She says it's the giving that she likes. That's right. 219 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,442 Whatever rocks your socks. 220 00:11:56,871 --> 00:11:58,721 Right. I'm off. 221 00:11:59,195 --> 00:12:00,520 Ted. 222 00:12:00,694 --> 00:12:01,747 It'll be fine. 223 00:12:01,905 --> 00:12:03,504 W?, 224 00:12:03,547 --> 00:12:08,716 I promise - this is not gonna be another Smith and Caughey's job. 225 00:12:09,328 --> 00:12:11,376 (BROODING MUSIC) 226 00:12:11,804 --> 00:12:13,694 See ya. 227 00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:16,336 You be careful, OK? 228 00:12:19,153 --> 00:12:23,452 All right, Slutty Pants. That'll do. They need to go. 229 00:12:24,796 --> 00:12:28,706 See ya. Bye, love. ERIC: See ya later, dickhead. 230 00:12:32,379 --> 00:12:34,617 (BROODING MUSIC CONTINUES) 231 00:12:38,563 --> 00:12:42,771 Hey, Rita. Do you mind if I nip down to storage, pick something out for Cheryl? 232 00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:45,306 Why? Well, she said that she doesn't want a gift, 233 00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:49,052 but... I just thought it'd be a nice gesture. 234 00:12:50,488 --> 00:12:55,740 As long as you pay for it. Well, what if I'm the one that stole it? 235 00:12:55,948 --> 00:12:59,349 Yeah, OK. I'll leave some cash and call ya. 236 00:13:00,753 --> 00:13:03,286 (REGGAE MUSIC PLAYS ON STEREO) 237 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:10,854 (CLEARS THROAT) 238 00:13:10,892 --> 00:13:12,569 (CLEARS THROAT) 239 00:13:12,614 --> 00:13:16,065 I was very drunk the other night. I wasn't. 240 00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:18,021 I'm not now. 241 00:13:18,180 --> 00:13:23,001 Well, actually, I did have a little Baileys because I was... 242 00:13:25,492 --> 00:13:29,872 ...nervous about telling you that it's a silly idea - 243 00:13:31,122 --> 00:13:33,912 getting one of my husband's friends to get me pregnant. 244 00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:39,376 (CHUCKLES) VVell, yeah. Pretty silly idea t0 try and get Bilkey t0 get you pregnant. 245 00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:40,830 I suppose. 246 00:13:41,004 --> 00:13:46,235 And I'm not just your husband's friend. I'm your friend too, aren't I? 247 00:13:46,413 --> 00:13:48,213 Well, yeah. 248 00:13:48,371 --> 00:13:51,572 And as a friend, I'd like to see you happy. 249 00:13:52,761 --> 00:13:54,205 That's so nice of you to say. 250 00:13:54,238 --> 00:14:00,467 Yeah, it can be a one-time-only thing. And if you get a kid out of it, then, uh, Merry Christmas. 251 00:14:00,552 --> 00:14:04,664 And if you don't, then, yeah, it wasn't meant to be. 252 00:14:05,510 --> 00:14:09,838 Sometimes I think this whole thing isn't meant to be. 253 00:14:10,543 --> 00:14:15,852 I mean maybe I'm just destined to be a.. a trolley dolly and a wife and a dog owner. 254 00:14:15,899 --> 00:14:21,179 Nah, I don't believe that at all. I reckon you'll be the best mother ever. (CHUCKLES LIGHTLY) 255 00:14:21,204 --> 00:14:23,176 Even better than Mary. 256 00:14:23,256 --> 00:14:25,794 Who's Mary? Oh, you know, from the Christmas story. 257 00:14:25,822 --> 00:14:27,770 On. (CHUCKLES) 258 00:14:31,984 --> 00:14:33,963 (UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC) 259 00:14:39,555 --> 00:14:42,163 SodaStream'? Awesome present. 260 00:14:42,290 --> 00:14:44,294 Make your own rocket fuel. 261 00:14:46,070 --> 00:14:47,631 What about this'? 262 00:14:47,693 --> 00:14:51,232 Nah, that is from the neighbours'. Rita doesn't want to see anything from that house. 263 00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:54,841 She won't know. Then Cheryl can make her own movies. 264 00:14:54,871 --> 00:14:57,640 Who would've thought that ordinary people could make their own movies? 265 00:14:57,665 --> 00:15:02,200 Record precious memories, like the baby's first steps. That's the one. 266 00:15:02,261 --> 00:15:06,917 Do something funny. ls there a tape in it? You need a tape. 267 00:15:08,818 --> 00:15:13,394 Yeah, there's already one in here. Eric. What if this tape contains someone's precious memories? 268 00:15:13,419 --> 00:15:15,333 We'll soon find out. 269 00:15:17,797 --> 00:15:19,764 It's going! 270 00:15:22,174 --> 00:15:24,014 This is why ordinary people shouldn't make movies. 271 00:15:24,208 --> 00:15:25,070 (KNOCKING ON VIDEO) Come in. 272 00:15:25,229 --> 00:15:27,220 It certainly is no 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'. 273 00:15:27,336 --> 00:15:34,324 Hello. I've just moved in next door and it seems I've run out of sugar. That's no good. 274 00:15:34,406 --> 00:15:38,582 It also appears you forgot to put your clothes on. Silly me. 275 00:15:38,643 --> 00:15:41,164 But it is very, very hot in here. 276 00:15:41,945 --> 00:15:45,394 In fact, I might have to take this off as well. 277 00:15:45,551 --> 00:15:48,560 That would make sense, given it is so hot in here. 278 00:15:48,585 --> 00:15:50,487 Quiet! Sorry. 279 00:15:50,512 --> 00:15:53,778 I said, quiet! (EXHALES SOFTLY, GULPS) 280 00:15:55,309 --> 00:16:01,942 Now, we don't want you peeping like those perverts from down the road. Dearie me. 281 00:16:01,967 --> 00:16:04,134 Get on all fours. Quickly. 282 00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:06,866 I'm sorry I don't have any sugar. 283 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:09,817 What do you mean you don't have any sugar'? 284 00:16:09,887 --> 00:16:13,062 It is a very, very important part of... 285 00:16:14,344 --> 00:16:16,291 #All I wanna do is... 286 00:16:17,707 --> 00:16:19,889 # Pleasing you and say yes. 287 00:16:19,914 --> 00:16:22,696 # Oh, tell me, how can I resist her'? # 288 00:16:24,164 --> 00:16:26,128 Looks pretty dead. 289 00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:28,171 (LOW, TENSE MUSIC) 290 00:16:28,334 --> 00:16:30,280 Be right back. 291 00:16:33,983 --> 00:16:37,614 In, out. Bob's your uncle. Yeah, don't tempt fate, Lefty. 292 00:16:37,772 --> 00:16:39,704 Can we just get on with it'? 293 00:16:40,343 --> 00:16:42,351 Right-o. 294 00:16:42,431 --> 00:16:44,419 (TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES) 295 00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:52,078 Seems like a lot of effort forjust one day. 296 00:16:52,893 --> 00:16:56,934 Sparky. You can go to the butcher's for me tomorrow, yeah'? 297 00:16:57,096 --> 00:17:02,130 Yeah, if I can have another feel of the alien. All right. Come on, then. 298 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:07,038 Not much happening at the moment, though. She's been a bit quiet all day. 299 00:17:07,181 --> 00:17:08,757 Sleeping. 300 00:17:08,831 --> 00:17:11,917 Yeah, well, I've been busy running around, so I've probably rocked her to sleep in there. 301 00:17:12,033 --> 00:17:17,728 I'd like to be rocked to sleep in a womb. Sparky, don't be weird, love. 302 00:17:18,699 --> 00:17:20,614 All right. 303 00:17:22,812 --> 00:17:25,217 Should I be worried, if I haven't felt the baby move in a while'? 304 00:17:25,442 --> 00:17:29,504 How long's a while? Well, now that I think about it... I slept all night without waking. 305 00:17:29,538 --> 00:17:33,660 Usually I have to get up at least twice cause she's dancing on my bladder. 306 00:17:33,745 --> 00:17:38,327 Urn, well, if you're worried, we could always go into National Women's and check it out. 307 00:17:38,352 --> 00:17:39,996 Really? 308 00:17:40,021 --> 00:17:41,939 If you want. 309 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,079 Well, maybe I should. 310 00:17:44,211 --> 00:17:45,954 Just peace of mind. 311 00:17:46,016 --> 00:17:49,934 OK. Sparky, you can finish this. We won't be long. 312 00:17:49,989 --> 00:17:53,138 It's just peace of mind, like you say. 313 00:17:57,384 --> 00:17:59,255 (ROCK MUSIC) 314 00:18:03,033 --> 00:18:05,059 (INTRIGUING MUSIC) 315 00:18:09,767 --> 00:18:13,462 Your bird couldn't have got the guy to tell her where they keep the bloody safe. 316 00:18:13,562 --> 00:18:15,578 Because that wouldn't be obvious at all, would it (T?) 317 00:18:15,772 --> 00:18:18,766 While they're banging, she's casually asking where the office safe is? 318 00:18:18,794 --> 00:18:20,647 Hey! 319 00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:22,764 In here. 320 00:18:22,789 --> 00:18:24,848 (LOW, INTRIGUING MUSIC) 321 00:18:26,825 --> 00:18:28,386 Bingo. 322 00:18:28,416 --> 00:18:33,410 Cheap bloody government-issue piece of crap. Not a problem. 323 00:18:33,631 --> 00:18:38,690 (BABY CRIES DISTANTLY, EASY-LISTENING MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY) 324 00:18:41,539 --> 00:18:44,085 Get that magazine off your sister. 325 00:18:44,119 --> 00:18:49,594 Why? Because magazines in hospitals have germs. Everything does. 326 00:18:51,016 --> 00:18:53,004 Hurry up, Kasey! 327 00:19:00,897 --> 00:19:03,437 I'll go ask how much longer, eh'? 328 00:19:03,462 --> 00:19:05,834 You don't have to stay, Rita. 329 00:19:05,946 --> 00:19:11,131 We could be here for ages. I've been here for over two hours. They're understaffed. 330 00:19:11,156 --> 00:19:13,298 Everyone's on bloody holiday. 331 00:19:13,457 --> 00:19:17,061 It's quite selfish when you think about. It's not like babies know that it's a public holiday. 332 00:19:17,203 --> 00:19:21,658 Kasey! Put that down. You don't know where that's been! 333 00:19:22,071 --> 00:19:25,662 Honestly, I don't mind waiting by myself. 334 00:19:26,634 --> 00:19:29,820 The boys are out, and Carol never turned up for our gin. 335 00:19:30,014 --> 00:19:33,586 I'd only be sitting in an empty house anyway. 336 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,450 (GRUNTS) 337 00:19:36,496 --> 00:19:38,415 (INTRIGUING MUSIC) 338 00:19:41,095 --> 00:19:45,952 READS: You don't have to be 'made' to work here, but it helps. No, it's mad. 339 00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:47,760 Oh yeah. 340 00:19:47,855 --> 00:19:49,764 But that doesn't make sense. 341 00:19:49,846 --> 00:19:52,848 They're not going to force you to work here if you're mad, but they should? 342 00:19:53,006 --> 00:19:58,376 It's 'You don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps.' Would you two shut the hell up? 343 00:19:58,459 --> 00:19:59,557 Thought you said it was easy. 344 00:19:59,643 --> 00:20:05,552 Well, sometimes cheap crap is so cheap and crappy that it makes it hard. 345 00:20:06,318 --> 00:20:08,629 I don't get it. It's like a joke. It's like they're saying- 346 00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:15,192 I said shut up! What'd I say about doing jobs at Christmas time? I bloody knew it. 347 00:20:17,031 --> 00:20:19,050 Cheryl Miller'? Yep. 348 00:20:19,108 --> 00:20:21,193 (CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYS) 349 00:20:23,123 --> 00:20:25,148 Your mum can come too. 350 00:20:26,890 --> 00:20:28,664 Come on. 351 00:20:28,689 --> 00:20:30,577 Please. 352 00:20:36,248 --> 00:20:38,290 (EERIE MUSIC) 353 00:20:39,355 --> 00:20:41,824 (DISTANT WHOOPING, CHEERING) 354 00:20:45,017 --> 00:20:48,063 (CHEERING, SHOUTING GROWS LOUDER) 355 00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:53,043 Fuck. 356 00:20:53,068 --> 00:20:55,659 (DISTANT WHOOPING, CHEERING) 357 00:20:59,141 --> 00:21:01,161 (INTRIGUING MUSIC) 358 00:21:02,313 --> 00:21:04,379 There she is. 359 00:21:04,493 --> 00:21:06,496 Merry Christmas, boys. 360 00:21:09,950 --> 00:21:12,191 OK. Let's get the fuck out of here. 361 00:21:12,216 --> 00:21:17,315 Can anyone hear that? (CHEERING, SHOUTING GROWS LOUDER) We have a very big problem. 362 00:21:17,462 --> 00:21:19,316 Oh, shit. 363 00:21:20,767 --> 00:21:24,267 (CROWD YELLS, CHEERS, TOOTS PARTY HORNS) 364 00:21:26,401 --> 00:21:29,588 (MUSIC STARTS PLAYING, WOMAN WHOOPS) 365 00:21:30,824 --> 00:21:33,001 (MUSIC, CHEERING CONTINUES DISTANTLY) How many? 366 00:21:33,149 --> 00:21:36,533 20, 30, I don't know. They were still streaming in when I made myself scarce. 367 00:21:36,576 --> 00:21:39,376 What the fuck are they doing here'? Having a party by the looks of it. 368 00:21:39,461 --> 00:21:43,073 VVh0 has a party at the place where they work? Cheap government bastards. 369 00:21:43,158 --> 00:21:47,445 Why can't they go to a night club like normal people? No one would let them in. 370 00:21:47,471 --> 00:21:49,443 They're all fuckwits. 371 00:22:01,227 --> 00:22:07,132 And you last felt something...? I dunno. Yesterday, when my sister was over. 372 00:22:10,593 --> 00:22:14,320 What we'll do is we'll get a foetal doppler so we can listen to bub's heartbeat. 373 00:22:14,345 --> 00:22:15,730 OK. 374 00:22:15,845 --> 00:22:19,568 Sometimes babies go a little bit quiet while they're getting ready to come out into the world. 375 00:22:19,615 --> 00:22:21,575 Really? 376 00:22:22,279 --> 00:22:24,734 Might be a Christmas Day baby. 377 00:22:27,676 --> 00:22:30,047 (CHEERING, MUSIC PLAYS DISTANTLY) OK, let's not panic. 378 00:22:30,101 --> 00:22:32,606 They're government workers. How hard can they actually party? 379 00:22:32,710 --> 00:22:36,246 Exactly. (FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS, PEOPLE YELL) 380 00:22:37,242 --> 00:22:42,659 Come on, Nigel. But you've got a fiance. I won't tell if you won't. 381 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,342 Mmm. Mmm. 382 00:22:45,970 --> 00:22:47,342 (KISSING) 383 00:22:47,403 --> 00:22:49,927 Oh yeah. Vicky. (BELT RATTLES) 384 00:22:51,003 --> 00:22:53,631 (ZIPPER UNZIPS, RATTLING, PANTING) 385 00:22:53,774 --> 00:22:55,690 (LOW GURGLING) 386 00:22:57,048 --> 00:22:59,127 (SOFT HEARTBEAT) 387 00:22:59,646 --> 00:23:04,019 There we go. No, that's Cheryl again. Baby's is a lot faster. 388 00:23:04,044 --> 00:23:06,126 (LOW GURGLING CONTINUES) 389 00:23:07,345 --> 00:23:09,854 I Look, she might just be hiding. I. 390 00:23:09,897 --> 00:23:16,345 Sometimes the placenta's at the front of the tummy, and if she's behind it... 391 00:23:16,727 --> 00:23:22,056 I'll just go get the on-call radiographer so we can do a quick scan. 392 00:23:24,876 --> 00:23:28,575 (MUSIC PLAYS, INDISTINCT YELLING, CHATTER) 393 00:23:38,862 --> 00:23:40,792 WOMAN: Whoo! 394 00:23:43,144 --> 00:23:45,138 He's here. 395 00:23:46,002 --> 00:23:50,569 (LAUGHS EXCITEDLY) Vicky did hire a stripper! (WHOOPS) 396 00:23:50,810 --> 00:23:52,743 (MEN BOO) (SHRIEKS) 397 00:23:53,249 --> 00:23:56,475 Hey, come on, you guys got one last year. This year it's our turn! 398 00:23:56,670 --> 00:23:58,590 (WHOOPS) (WOMEN CHEER) 399 00:23:59,184 --> 00:24:01,107 Hey,... 400 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:04,070 Who's here to party? (WOMEN CHEER) 401 00:24:08,395 --> 00:24:10,272 (UNEASY MUSIC) 402 00:24:10,833 --> 00:24:12,820 What is it'? 403 00:24:12,978 --> 00:24:17,909 Excuse rne a second, doll. I'm just gonna get the doctor. Why? 404 00:24:18,533 --> 00:24:20,217 I'll be right back. Tell us. 405 00:24:20,242 --> 00:24:24,151 Rita, it's OK. If there's something wrong, you have to tell us. 406 00:24:24,176 --> 00:24:27,550 I'm not allowed. I need to get the doctor. 407 00:24:27,575 --> 00:24:29,695 (UNEASY MUSIC CONTINUES) 408 00:24:33,115 --> 00:24:36,518 (GROOVY MUSIC PLAYS, INDISTINCT CHATTER) 409 00:24:36,634 --> 00:24:40,530 (MAN GRUNTS, WOMAN MOANS) Fuck yeah, Nigel. (MOANS) Take me! 410 00:24:40,555 --> 00:24:43,454 Say my name, Nigel. (MOANS) Vicky. 411 00:24:43,536 --> 00:24:45,490 Gig!!! 412 00:24:45,728 --> 00:24:46,839 Hey, Vicky. 413 00:24:46,864 --> 00:24:48,650 Big boy. Get it, Nigel. 414 00:24:48,719 --> 00:24:50,704 Vick- Yeah, Nigel. Oh my God_ 415 00:24:50,799 --> 00:24:52,708 (GRUNTS, PANTS) 416 00:24:53,567 --> 00:24:57,433 She's getting a rogering from Nigel! (CROWD EXCLAIMS) 417 00:24:57,549 --> 00:24:59,419 Ugh. Don't tell my wife! 418 00:25:00,034 --> 00:25:04,413 Vicky, the stripper is here, and he is a spunk and a half. 419 00:25:04,498 --> 00:25:06,345 A man stripper'? Yeah. 420 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,422 (YELPS EXCITEDLY) A stripper. Come on! 421 00:25:08,616 --> 00:25:10,565 (WOMEN WHOOP) 422 00:25:13,118 --> 00:25:14,625 Get it off! 423 00:25:14,715 --> 00:25:21,335 Oh no. I, uh- I forgot my cassette tape that has all my music on it. Hold on, hold on. 424 00:25:22,136 --> 00:25:24,019 (MUSIC STOPS) 425 00:25:27,884 --> 00:25:32,969 (CHEAP TRICK'S 'I WANT YOU TO WANT ME' PLAYS) Here we go! Whoo! 426 00:25:38,672 --> 00:25:41,650 I think you could say we have a distraction. 427 00:25:41,732 --> 00:25:43,618 > I need you to need me. 428 00:25:46,345 --> 00:25:48,247 I'd love you to love me. 429 00:25:51,764 --> 00:25:53,689 (PHONE RINGS) 430 00:25:55,497 --> 00:25:57,413 I want you to want me. 431 00:26:00,172 --> 00:26:02,088 I need you to need me. 432 00:26:04,597 --> 00:26:06,671 I'd love you to love me. 433 00:26:09,629 --> 00:26:11,942 I'll shine up my old brown shoes. 434 00:26:12,167 --> 00:26:14,268 I'll put on a brand new shirt. 435 00:26:14,293 --> 00:26:16,064 I'll get home early from work 436 00:26:16,207 --> 00:26:18,424 if you say that you love me. 437 00:26:22,107 --> 00:26:24,079 What the hell was that'? 438 00:26:25,345 --> 00:26:29,294 Oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying? 439 00:26:30,542 --> 00:26:34,571 Feeling all alone without a friend, you know you feel like dying. 440 00:26:34,632 --> 00:26:38,623 Oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying? 441 00:26:39,712 --> 00:26:41,659 I want you to want me. 442 00:26:44,356 --> 00:26:46,398 I need you to need me. 443 00:26:49,057 --> 00:26:50,986 I'd love you to love me. 444 00:26:53,276 --> 00:26:55,418 I'm begging you to beg me. 445 00:26:58,516 --> 00:27:00,937 I'll shine up my old brown shoes. 446 00:27:01,116 --> 00:27:03,069 Put on a brand new shirt. 447 00:27:03,338 --> 00:27:05,269 I'll get home early from work... 448 00:27:05,307 --> 00:27:09,461 (MUSIC DISTORTS) ...if you say that you love me. 449 00:27:09,604 --> 00:27:11,452 (LOW, SOLEMN MUSIC) 450 00:27:21,660 --> 00:27:23,668 (CHUCKLING) 451 00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:25,990 Oh my God. 452 00:27:30,301 --> 00:27:33,056 Oh, there he is. (LIGHT APPLAUSE) 453 00:27:35,784 --> 00:27:38,731 Yeah, not what I would have done, but lovelyjubbly, Wolfy boy. 454 00:27:38,756 --> 00:27:44,579 Sorry, what was that about the Christmas curse? (STARTS ENGINE, REVS) 455 00:27:45,537 --> 00:27:47,467 (DOOR OPENS) 456 00:27:51,993 --> 00:27:53,909 OK. 457 00:27:55,221 --> 00:27:57,157 Come on, bubba. 458 00:27:58,250 --> 00:28:00,240 Wait. No. 459 00:28:00,353 --> 00:28:03,881 No! That's my- That's my baby! Give her back! 460 00:28:04,153 --> 00:28:06,146 SOBS: Give her back. 461 00:28:07,025 --> 00:28:08,846 (cranes) 462 00:28:09,816 --> 00:28:11,386 (ROCK MUSIC) 463 00:28:16,284 --> 00:28:19,608 He doesn't sound as if he's enjoying that. 464 00:28:20,223 --> 00:28:23,807 He sounds frightened. He doesn't deserve her. 465 00:28:23,832 --> 00:28:25,741 She's too good for him. 466 00:28:26,396 --> 00:28:28,366 Well, look at her. 467 00:28:28,448 --> 00:28:32,815 (EXHALES) WOMAN: Quickly! Quicker than that. The woman's a goddess. 468 00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:36,159 The woman's terrifying. MAN ON TV: Sorry, I don't have any sugar. 469 00:28:36,339 --> 00:28:38,954 What do you mean you don't have any sugar? (DOOR OPENS) 470 00:28:39,039 --> 00:28:42,500 It's a very, very important part of... (CLATTERING, LAUGHTER) 471 00:28:42,582 --> 00:28:49,930 All right. Let's see what kind of bonuses these bastards think they're getting this year. 472 00:28:51,586 --> 00:28:53,508 What the fuck'? 473 00:28:56,141 --> 00:29:01,141 Jesus fucking Christ. Looks like the ACC weren't feeling very generous this year. 474 00:29:01,315 --> 00:29:02,574 This is Cobb & Co. the restaurant, right'? 475 00:29:02,769 --> 00:29:07,386 See? This is exactly why we don't do jobs at bastardy, bollocking, fucking Christmas! 476 00:29:07,459 --> 00:29:11,038 Wanker civil servants talking themselves up. Cash bonuses, my arse. 477 00:29:11,063 --> 00:29:16,931 Don't worry. There's, what, $18 worth of petty cash here. That's $4.50 each. 478 00:29:16,990 --> 00:29:18,362 Yeah, and all the shrimp cocktails you can eat. 479 00:29:18,408 --> 00:29:21,984 Wolf got some cash for getting his gear off. We should split that. No way, I earned this. 480 00:29:22,126 --> 00:29:24,134 I'm not touching any money that's been touching his nads. 481 00:29:24,159 --> 00:29:26,977 At least I have the right number of nads. Oi! Respect your elders, sonny jim. 482 00:29:27,007 --> 00:29:29,278 Why should he, when his elders do a job for this'? 483 00:29:29,457 --> 00:29:32,145 I do like the little yellow crunchy things they do. 484 00:29:32,288 --> 00:29:34,079 (PHONE RINGS) 485 00:29:34,141 --> 00:29:37,124 Hello. West Home for the Down and Out. 486 00:29:37,583 --> 00:29:39,407 Is Wolf with you'? 487 00:29:39,482 --> 00:29:43,095 What, where are you'? I thought you were in bed. 488 00:29:43,128 --> 00:29:44,212 I need to talk to Wolf. 489 00:29:44,339 --> 00:29:45,844 I guess we'll just divide the dinner vouchers up. 490 00:29:46,018 --> 00:29:48,549 Hey, Wolf. It's your mum. LEFTY: Great (!) I'll take the girls for a traflic light. 491 00:29:48,727 --> 00:29:51,348 Oh, wait, I can't, because my bitch ex-wife stole them and took them to Australia. 492 00:29:51,463 --> 00:29:54,727 You ain't getting any, Lefty, on account of this being your stufi up! Hey. 493 00:29:54,757 --> 00:29:56,578 I don't see anybody else bringing any jobs to the table. 494 00:29:56,616 --> 00:30:03,036 Yeah, because we don't do jobs at Christmas time. We sh0uld've stuck t0 that. 495 00:30:03,727 --> 00:30:05,578 Everything all right'? 496 00:30:15,753 --> 00:30:17,825 (SOMBRE MUSIC) 497 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,353 (PANTS) 498 00:30:41,696 --> 00:30:44,741 If there's anything I can do to help... 499 00:30:56,111 --> 00:30:58,067 She doesn't want to come. 500 00:31:01,912 --> 00:31:03,860 OK. 501 00:31:28,114 --> 00:31:30,020 Cheryl. 502 00:31:33,925 --> 00:31:36,865 This is your chance to say goodbye. 503 00:31:40,318 --> 00:31:42,998 I never had a chance to say hello. 504 00:31:49,085 --> 00:31:55,791 I don't want to force you to do anything you don't want to do. Well, fuck ofl', then. 505 00:32:13,649 --> 00:32:15,556 Come on, let's go. 506 00:32:15,581 --> 00:32:16,948 Hey, love. 507 00:32:16,973 --> 00:32:18,826 Is this... 508 00:32:21,193 --> 00:32:24,790 Having a funeral for someone who never even got the chance to live in the first place... 509 00:32:24,815 --> 00:32:27,223 Doesn't matter. She was a West. 510 00:32:27,381 --> 00:32:28,785 She would've been. 511 00:32:28,897 --> 00:32:36,190 And Wests don't let one of our own depart this world without a crowd there waving goodbye. 512 00:32:47,389 --> 00:32:49,255 I'm glad you came. 513 00:32:49,433 --> 00:32:54,415 I still think it's a bit over the top. But I'm here for Cheryl. 514 00:32:54,735 --> 00:32:56,347 She didn't want to come. 515 00:32:56,463 --> 00:33:02,658 Oh. So, this, um, performance, this pretend funeral, isn't for Cheryl at all. 516 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:07,636 It's all for you, attention for you. Actually, it's for that little baby girl. 517 00:33:07,661 --> 00:33:10,444 Yeah, well, Cheryl is my baby girl. 518 00:33:11,260 --> 00:33:16,412 And she should be with her mother, not with you fucking people! 519 00:33:16,555 --> 00:33:18,676 (MELANCHOLY JAZZY MUSIC) 520 00:33:29,815 --> 00:33:32,188 When I look up from my pillow, 521 00:33:32,803 --> 00:33:34,627 I dream you are there 522 00:33:36,329 --> 00:33:38,272 with me. 523 00:33:38,912 --> 00:33:40,938 Though you are far away, 524 00:33:41,321 --> 00:33:43,324 I know you'll always be 525 00:33:44,062 --> 00:33:45,719 near... 526 00:33:45,744 --> 00:33:47,426 to me 527 00:33:47,451 --> 00:33:49,443 > I go to sleep, 528 00:33:50,814 --> 00:33:52,668 sleep 529 00:33:52,706 --> 00:33:55,987 And imagine that you're there with me. 530 00:33:56,718 --> 00:33:58,712 I go to sleep, 531 00:34:00,133 --> 00:34:02,008 sleep 532 00:34:02,033 --> 00:34:05,183 And imagine that you're there with me. 533 00:34:11,929 --> 00:34:15,768 I look around me and feel you are ever so close 534 00:34:18,503 --> 00:34:20,506 to me. 535 00:34:21,207 --> 00:34:26,180 Each tear that flows from my eye brings back memories of you 536 00:34:27,906 --> 00:34:29,620 to me. 537 00:34:29,702 --> 00:34:31,664 I go to sleep, 538 00:34:32,958 --> 00:34:34,926 sleep. 539 00:34:35,007 --> 00:34:38,055 > And imagine that you're there with me. 540 00:34:47,799 --> 00:34:49,822 Ah! 541 00:34:51,290 --> 00:34:53,327 Oh. Hi. 542 00:34:53,352 --> 00:34:54,630 Hi. 543 00:34:54,804 --> 00:34:56,722 You going somewhere? 544 00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:58,221 Get some smokes. 545 00:34:58,246 --> 00:34:59,627 You could ask Rita for some. 546 00:34:59,684 --> 00:35:01,626 (ELECTRICITY SPARKS) Argh! 547 00:35:01,820 --> 00:35:03,678 (CHUCKLES) 548 00:35:03,857 --> 00:35:05,853 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 549 00:35:06,265 --> 00:35:08,223 (LOW, UNSETTLING MUSIC) 550 00:35:14,936 --> 00:35:17,409 Hey. Any idea where Cheryl is'? 551 00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:22,792 Uh, she went to get some smokes. What, for Mum? No, for herself_ 552 00:35:23,713 --> 00:35:25,638 Nah, she hates smoking. 553 00:35:26,068 --> 00:35:28,030 Not any more. 554 00:35:28,302 --> 00:35:31,426 (CHILDREN CHATTER, LAUGH DISTANTLY) 555 00:35:31,568 --> 00:35:33,413 (MOODY MUSIC) 556 00:35:35,393 --> 00:35:37,420 (BELL AT DOOR DINGS) 557 00:35:37,482 --> 00:35:39,495 (MOODY MUSIC CONTINUES) 558 00:35:59,974 --> 00:36:01,849 Oh my God. 559 00:36:01,874 --> 00:36:03,805 Hi. 560 00:36:06,174 --> 00:36:08,091 You smoke now'? 561 00:36:10,506 --> 00:36:12,593 Why the fuck not'? 562 00:36:12,926 --> 00:36:16,525 Because you always said... smoking kills. 563 00:36:18,376 --> 00:36:20,323 I did, didn't I? 564 00:36:22,676 --> 00:36:24,606 Oh, you poor thing. 565 00:36:28,926 --> 00:36:30,637 (SNIFFLES) 566 00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:32,580 (CRIES) 567 00:36:36,292 --> 00:36:40,085 TEARFULLY: I could already see her, you know. 568 00:36:40,633 --> 00:36:42,660 (SOBS) Not just a baby. 569 00:36:44,276 --> 00:36:46,278 A little girl. (CRIES) 570 00:36:49,284 --> 00:36:53,067 Her first day at school and just random stuff. 571 00:36:53,742 --> 00:36:56,808 (SIGHS) Me brushing her hair and... 572 00:36:57,447 --> 00:36:59,303 reading her a book. 573 00:37:00,583 --> 00:37:02,668 CRIES: I was already a mum. 574 00:37:07,724 --> 00:37:12,307 And now, I'm just... (SNIFFLES, CRIES) I don't get why. 575 00:37:12,596 --> 00:37:14,619 Did I- Did I do something? 576 00:37:14,672 --> 00:37:18,783 Did I eat something bad'? Or not rest enough, or... 577 00:37:19,341 --> 00:37:21,784 (SOBS) What did I do, you know'? 578 00:37:22,071 --> 00:37:26,370 Oh, honey. CRIES: I don't know what I did. Honey... Honey. 579 00:37:26,550 --> 00:37:31,111 You already know the answer to that. (BREATHES SHAKILY) 580 00:37:31,904 --> 00:37:33,845 You deserved it. 581 00:37:36,538 --> 00:37:38,508 Wolf. 582 00:37:39,287 --> 00:37:41,092 You took him from me - 583 00:37:41,783 --> 00:37:43,833 from your own sister. 584 00:37:43,947 --> 00:37:48,945 Maybe you thought that was OK, but God doesn't let betrayal go unpunished. 585 00:37:49,119 --> 00:37:55,335 (STAMMERS) I'm sorry, but... (SNIFFLES) what are you saying? (BREATHES SHAKILY) 586 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:57,829 You reap what you sow, Cheryl. 587 00:38:00,723 --> 00:38:03,979 (CHUCKLES DARKLY) You must know that. 588 00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,832 You didn't honestly think God was going to let you- 589 00:38:06,990 --> 00:38:08,504 (YELPS) 590 00:38:08,558 --> 00:38:10,600 (GRUNTS) 591 00:38:10,795 --> 00:38:12,749 You fucking savage! 592 00:38:13,171 --> 00:38:15,157 I'll kill you! (GRUNTS) 593 00:38:15,879 --> 00:38:17,068 Mum! 594 00:38:17,157 --> 00:38:19,083 Argh! Mum! (CLATTERING) 595 00:38:19,277 --> 00:38:21,229 You're fucking crazy! 596 00:38:22,432 --> 00:38:24,353 Mum! (GRUNTING) 597 00:38:25,979 --> 00:38:27,825 (GASPS) 598 00:38:27,853 --> 00:38:30,175 Let God punish me for this, you bitch. 599 00:38:30,205 --> 00:38:31,313 (GASPING) 600 00:38:31,382 --> 00:38:32,576 Oh my God. 601 00:38:32,750 --> 00:38:34,680 Cheryl, get ofl' her! Fuck off! (YELPS) 602 00:38:34,710 --> 00:38:36,635 She's choking her! 603 00:38:36,694 --> 00:38:38,321 Get off her! Cheryl! 604 00:38:38,379 --> 00:38:40,620 (GASPS FOR BREATH, CHOKES) 605 00:38:41,436 --> 00:38:44,372 Cheryl! YELLS: You fucking bitch! 606 00:38:44,704 --> 00:38:46,570 Let her go. Cheryl! 607 00:38:48,497 --> 00:38:50,315 (JEANETTE COUGHS) 608 00:38:50,572 --> 00:38:53,586 This is all your fault, you bastard! 609 00:38:53,763 --> 00:38:55,695 (SOBS) 610 00:38:56,682 --> 00:38:58,425 (ROCK MUSIC) 611 00:39:05,821 --> 00:39:07,817 Where are you gonna go'? 612 00:39:08,181 --> 00:39:10,054 I dunno. 613 00:39:13,121 --> 00:39:16,150 Don't let them drive you away, love. 614 00:39:16,251 --> 00:39:18,237 We just need to... 615 00:39:18,588 --> 00:39:20,576 Cheryl needs... 616 00:39:21,849 --> 00:39:23,760 (SlGHS) 617 00:39:31,001 --> 00:39:32,742 Here. 618 00:39:32,935 --> 00:39:34,836 Take my van, OK. 619 00:39:35,186 --> 00:39:37,055 Long as you need. 620 00:39:37,155 --> 00:39:39,156 Thanks. 621 00:39:42,548 --> 00:39:44,568 (SOMBRE AMBIENT MUSIC) 622 00:40:00,888 --> 00:40:02,873 I feel stink now. 623 00:40:03,285 --> 00:40:05,227 Lying about a tangi. 624 00:40:06,100 --> 00:40:08,126 Maybe I tempted fate. 625 00:40:08,762 --> 00:40:13,475 I don't know whose fault this is, but it's not yours, Ben. 626 00:40:37,809 --> 00:40:39,780 (CAR APPROACHES) 627 00:40:45,749 --> 00:40:47,847 Looking glamorous, Rita. 628 00:40:50,628 --> 00:40:54,335 Oh, Jesus Christ, no. Oh, lovely to see you too. 629 00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:56,276 What the fuck are you doing here, Ngaire'? 630 00:40:56,301 --> 00:41:01,971 My own home appears to have been taken over by Russian women. VVhere's Mister Pork? 631 00:41:02,032 --> 00:41:06,306 I've left him. The girls and I need somewhere to stay. 632 00:41:07,572 --> 00:41:13,379 Now is really not a good time, Ngaire, especially not in your fucking condition. 633 00:41:13,417 --> 00:41:19,930 I think you'll change your mind about that. Brought you some Christmas cheer. 634 00:41:23,337 --> 00:41:29,108 God, what happened here? Did somebody die? Please tell me it was Lefty. 635 00:41:29,189 --> 00:41:30,956 Hello, dear. 636 00:41:31,073 --> 00:41:36,263 Oh, and I see you're still hanging in there. Impressive. A little piglet, eh? 637 00:41:36,422 --> 00:41:37,851 Oh my God. Ngaire. 638 00:41:37,898 --> 00:41:38,699 I don't mean to be rude, love, 639 00:41:38,862 --> 00:41:42,680 but why the fuck would you bring her into this house, today, looking like that? 640 00:41:42,854 --> 00:41:50,051 Ngaire, just say whatever the fuck it is you want to say. Chelsea, give me a hand darling. 641 00:41:50,231 --> 00:41:52,215 This is amazing. 642 00:41:52,723 --> 00:41:54,524 I believe... 643 00:41:56,709 --> 00:41:58,704 this belongs to you lot. 644 00:42:00,663 --> 00:42:02,643 Holy shit. Fuck me. 645 00:42:04,340 --> 00:42:06,247 The money. 646 00:42:06,329 --> 00:42:09,306 From McCarthy. I had no idea he'd taken it. 647 00:42:09,331 --> 00:42:12,799 When he came back, after Wolf got off the charges, that's when he told rne. 648 00:42:12,837 --> 00:42:16,554 And so, what, he gave it to you'? Not willingly. 649 00:42:17,991 --> 00:42:19,955 I wanted a good man. 650 00:42:20,268 --> 00:42:25,221 And when he showed me this... In that moment, I lost all respect for him. 651 00:42:25,399 --> 00:42:27,033 And... 652 00:42:27,158 --> 00:42:29,496 no one steals from my friends. 653 00:42:30,576 --> 00:42:35,185 So there you go. That's half of it, I think. We spent the rest. 654 00:42:35,246 --> 00:42:37,098 Merry Christmas. 655 00:42:37,604 --> 00:42:40,209 Now, is there any room at the Inn'? 656 00:42:44,139 --> 00:42:46,133 (FIREWORKS POP) 657 00:42:46,372 --> 00:42:48,099 Joy to the world, 658 00:42:48,258 --> 00:42:50,159 the Lord is come. 659 00:42:50,487 --> 00:42:52,814 Let earth receive her king. 660 00:42:54,125 --> 00:42:55,166 (GRUNTING ON TV) 661 00:42:55,227 --> 00:42:57,122 Let every heart 662 00:42:57,282 --> 00:42:59,222 prepare Him room. 663 00:42:59,807 --> 00:43:02,098 And Heaven and nature sing. And Heaven and nature sing. 664 00:43:02,123 --> 00:43:04,265 And Heaven and nature sing. And Heaven and nature sing. 665 00:43:04,408 --> 00:43:06,680 And Heaven and nature sing. 666 00:43:13,486 --> 00:43:15,308 Joy to the world, 667 00:43:15,502 --> 00:43:17,409 the Saviour reigns. 668 00:43:17,696 --> 00:43:20,157 Let men their songs employ. 669 00:43:25,723 --> 00:43:27,747 (SIGHS) 670 00:43:29,820 --> 00:43:31,924 Why else would she turn up'? 671 00:43:32,427 --> 00:43:34,467 Why else would she give us the money'? 672 00:43:34,581 --> 00:43:38,188 Mate, I wouldn't touch Ngaire with a barge pole. 673 00:43:38,213 --> 00:43:40,889 Not where she's been. Ha! (CHUCKLES) 674 00:43:41,037 --> 00:43:43,034 (WHIRRING FROM OUTSIDE) 675 00:43:43,211 --> 00:43:45,673 (CHAINSAW REVS, RITA GRUNTS) 676 00:43:47,047 --> 00:43:48,645 Oi, love. 677 00:43:48,670 --> 00:43:51,810 Love! (CHAINSAW CONTINUES WHIRRING) 678 00:43:53,636 --> 00:43:58,839 (CHAINSAW CONTINUES WHIRRING) Excuse me! It is Christmas Day. 679 00:43:58,864 --> 00:44:00,789 (GRUNTS) 680 00:44:02,395 --> 00:44:04,406 Good morning. Hey. 681 00:44:04,481 --> 00:44:08,213 (CHAINSAW CONTINUES WHIRRING, RITA GROANS) 682 00:44:09,322 --> 00:44:11,573 Oi, what's the story, love'? 683 00:44:12,947 --> 00:44:14,733 We were right, Ted. 684 00:44:14,927 --> 00:44:17,984 Christmas is for other fucking people. 685 00:44:18,132 --> 00:44:20,096 (GRUNTS) 686 00:44:22,854 --> 00:44:24,869 (WAVES LAP, SEAGULLS CRY) 687 00:44:25,012 --> 00:44:26,866 (PEACEFUL MUSIC) 688 00:44:37,351 --> 00:44:39,383 (SEAGULLS CRY) 689 00:44:42,398 --> 00:44:44,438 Morning. 690 00:44:48,835 --> 00:44:51,262 (PEACEFUL MUSIC BRIGHTENS) 691 00:45:09,169 --> 00:45:11,730 You want to stay here for a bit'? 692 00:45:13,772 --> 00:45:15,763 Yeah. 693 00:45:15,788 --> 00:45:17,679 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 694 00:45:31,607 --> 00:45:34,626 For the future of our working relationship, they need to go. 695 00:45:34,651 --> 00:45:40,278 If you like it here, you will tell your wife how you fuck prostitutes. 696 00:45:43,313 --> 00:45:45,223 (CHUCKLES) 697 00:45:45,339 --> 00:45:46,333 We work great together. 698 00:45:46,358 --> 00:45:47,353 Hi. Hello there. 699 00:45:47,378 --> 00:45:49,364 We got chemistry. 700 00:45:49,508 --> 00:45:51,435 Hey! 701 00:45:52,251 --> 00:45:54,260 (TYRES SCREECH) 702 00:45:56,021 --> 00:45:57,549 (GUN COCKS) 703 00:45:57,599 --> 00:46:02,149 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 54419

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