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TRISH: Can't have a baby
in prison with you.
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I will let them put your daughter
into state care.
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I'm never gonna end up
in that position.
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If you can find a man who can give you
the baby you want, I'm cool with that.
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I'll give you a baby.
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(MOANING, GRUNTING)
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There is no grounds for this trial to proceed.
You have no choice but to let this man go free!
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(CHEERING)
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I like Helena.
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She's gonna be beautiful.
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Grandma Rita.
(BOTH LAUGH)
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(LAUGHTER)
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Looks like you put on the
Chewbacca outfit just on your arms.
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I'll wait up for my baby.
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Hey, Fatty Boomsticks!
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She won't be comin' home
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tonight.
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But she's all right.
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(ROCK MUSIC ENDS)
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(INDISTINCT VOICES ON TV)
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WOMAN: Sometimes, the untrained eye
can see things the artist can't.
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So,...
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What are we doing on Saturday?
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TED: Saturday? What about it? RITA: Is
it a special occasion or something?
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Um, only if you consider
Christmas Day a special occasion.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Yeah, we don't.
You don't what'?
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Consider Christmas
a special occasion.
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What kind of family
doesn't do Christmas?
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Maybe the kind that had a bad
experience on or around Christmas
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and doesn't wanna be reminded
of that experience.
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The Smith & Caughey's job.
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Christmas Eve 1970.
Don't wanna talk about it.
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(BLUESY ELECTRIC GUITAR MUSIC)
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(TYRES SCREECH)
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I was just a kid, but I realised
then that Christmas sucks.
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(CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYS)
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Dad won't be home.
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Not for a while.
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So we don't do it any more.
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Not at all'? Because a robbery
went tits-up'? That makes no sense.
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Does to us, love. So we don't do
any of it - the Christmas shit.
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The tree, the decorations,
the stupid bloody hats.
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Don't try and logic with our superstitions.
They just are what they are.
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Three years inside.
Job that went so inexplicably wrong.
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It was the universe saying, 'Just stay inside, shut
the doors and let the silly season pass you by.'
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It's just the way we do things, bub.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Yeah, we did Christmas once.
Dad threw a bourbon glass at Mum.
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Anne Marie threatened
to cut herself.
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I found out that Christmas crackers
weren't actual crackers.
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Oh, but then I set the
Christmas tree on fire.
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We go to church services for the birth
of Jesus Christ. And do carols and that?
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And we give them all our money,
and then we go home and feel hungry.
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Nah, nah, not me.
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Santa Claus is a bastard, just like
the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy.
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They're just a pack of arseholes. Oh, they
visited all the other kids, but not me.
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QUIETLY: Shit. I asked the fat, red
motherfucker in Henderson Square once.
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'What's the deal
bypassing my fuckin' house?'
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Then the prick called the cops, and Mum gave
me a hiding for causing a scene. (CHUCKLES)
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FALANI: Well, that is a very sad
sob story you have there, Eric.
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Well, Christmas is for other people.
It's not for the likes of us.
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Nah. Nah, that's bullshit.
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We live in a crappy world which could
be blown up by nuclear bomb any second,
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and Christmas is a chance to just... have
fun, for one day - celebrate what's good.
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These guys never got to do
Christmas as kids.
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Maybe that's why they're...
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the way they are today.
(SCOFFS)
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And... if you don't wanna do it here, the
boys can all come to lunch at Mum's.
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You're bluffing.
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If Mum's house is where the turkey is,
then Mum's house is where we're going.
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Come on, Rita.
I wanna try this turkey thing.
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SPARKY: I want Santa Claus
to come down the chimney.
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VVell, that isn't gonna happen, because he's
just a man who works in a shopping centre_
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And a turkey's just a fat
fuckin' chicken_ (CHUCKLES)
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(BLUESY GUITAR MUSIC)
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But...
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Fine. You want Christmas, have it here.
But it's got nothing to do with rne.
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Ace. I've got it all under control.
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Right, first thing -
We need a Christmas Tree.
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Not a shitty, fake tinsel one. We
want a great, big, green pine tree.
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So, Theresa's got this client, right?
Total prick. He works for ACC.
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Yeah. Bloody Muldoon arse-licking
government department bloody crooks.
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The point is, the other thing
he told her was...
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Every Christmas, him and his
fuckwit mates get a big fat bonus.
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Cash money, handed out the morning
after their annual Christmas party.
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97 staff members -
last year, they got $100 each.
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That's almost 10 grand
sitting in a safe in their of lice
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the night they're out getting pissed
at our expense.
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Sounds like a bit of us.
Nice little bonus.
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Hold on. Aren't we all
forgetting something?
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It's Christmas. But it's government
department - bloody crooks, bloody bastards.
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And the party's
the day after tomorrow.
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I 10 grand, Ted. I.
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Well, actually, it's $9700.
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(CHUCKLES)
I was rounding it up, Phin.
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Look, I said bloody no!
Oh, come on, Ted.
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Yeah, come on Ted. It's
ancient history. Yeah.
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And why should those ACC
rip-off artists get a bonus'?
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Yes, sticking it to the man, Ted. Too
right. Think of it as a good deed.
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If anyone deserves some Christmas bad
luck, it's Muldoon's arse-lickers.
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BERT: Agree.
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(BROODING MUSIC)
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Oh, fuck it.
Yes.
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(ROCK MUSIC)
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(WHOOSH!)
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OUTSIDE: Here! A little bit closer,
boys! A little bit!
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(VOICES CONTINUE INDISTINCTLY)
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(INTRIGUING ROCK MUSIC)
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(LAUGHS)
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(LAUGHTER)
Little bit closer. There we go!
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(LAUGHS)
Whoo-hoo!
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Here we go. One tree as requested.
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You boys are taking the piss.
SPARKY: We need lights for it.
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You need to move it
is what you need to do.
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Yeah, nah. It was a bastard
getting it here, to be honest.
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FALANI: Yeah, and then we realised it
won't fit inside the house. No kidding!
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Yeah, so it kind of is
where it is. Sorry.
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And how are we meant to come and go with
this great bloody thing in the way?
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I think it's wicked
right where it is.
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- Well, I think it's bullshit.
- (DOGS BARK)
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What's the matter'? Haven't you seen
a bloody tree before'?
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We're just about to decorate our
Christmas tree. You wanna help?
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Uh, we're fine, thanks.
Season's greetings and all that.
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Don't bloody talk to them, Brian.
Un-fuckin'-believable.
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(CHUCKLES)
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- (PHONE RINGS)
- Come on, up. Get up.
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Stop being so lazy.
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O'Driscoll residence. This is Carol.
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Yeah, hey, it's me, Bert
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Come on. Stop being so useless!
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Um, yes, I've got time
to answer a survey.
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I wanna see ya.
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Uh, oh, no, we don't buy
that sort of porridge.
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Carol, I mean it.
I meant what I said. I can help you.
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Ugh. Come on, Barry.
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Or that kind. We don't really
buy porridge at all.
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Listen, I know a good time for us
to talk. That's all -just... talk.
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So don't plan anything tomorrow
evening, OK? (BARRY BARKS)
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Yes. OK.
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We might be interested in trying
that brand. (BARRY BARKS)
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(KNOCK AT DOOR)
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(INTRIGUING MUSIC)
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Hello, Mrs West.
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Goldilocks.
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Mr West.
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Gidday.
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Hi, guys.
Hi. Hi.
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Is my sister here'?
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Cheryl!
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(GASPS)
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Look at you.
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Jeanette.
Soon to be Aunty Jeanette.
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(INTRIGUING MUSIC CONTINUES)
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If you're lucky, she might
give you a kick_ It's a girl?
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Unless it's got
a really tiny wanger.
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Which is highly unlikely in this family.
(CHUCKLES)
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Ooh.
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Whoa. lfelt it.
Yeah, right under your hand.
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Oh, that is so trippy. (CHUCKLES)
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Hey, can we have a word'?
Like, in private?
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Sure.
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(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
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Mum's really upset - about you
not coming over for Christmas lunch.
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(SIGHS) Yeah, well, she shouldn't
have done what she did.
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Bloods thicker than water, Cheryl.
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Is that why she threatened to have my
baby taken away and stuck in foster care?
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She's worried about you. And it.
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Her.
Well, we're both just fine.
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Except you know just as well as I do that you can't
trust Wolfgang West as far as you can throw him.
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(ENGINE REVS, RUMBLES)
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Look, just think about this.
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Dad's away, and you're here, which means
it's just gonna be Mandy and Mum and me.
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It's like our family's
been broken in half.
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She knows where I am
if she wants to say sorry.
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Hello, Jeanette.
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Hey, Wolf. Congratulations.
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Ta.
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Anyway, there'll be a place
set for you at the table.
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Set one for VVolf too, and maybe
I'll think about it. I'll tell her.
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(MELANCHOLIC GUITAR MUSIC)
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TED ON PHONE: Right, so that's it'?
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You 0k'?
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OK.
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Ben's pulled out of the bloody job.
Says he's got a bloody tangi. Who died?
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See, this is why we don't do jobs at
Christmas time. Everything turns to shit.
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Just get another driver.
I'll do ii.
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Will ya'?
Sure.
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Uh, hold on.
Wolf, you've only just got out.
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Yeah, on remand, so strictly
speaking, I wasn't really in.
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And it's just driving, being
a lookout - that's all. Right?
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Yeah, he'll be fine.
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Easy. Plus, we can really use
the cash right now.
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What about the bad luck thing?
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I thought you didn't believe
in all that nonsense.
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No, look, Lefty's right. It's an easy job. In
and out. Piece of piss and season's greetings.
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Yeah, and you'll be busy getting ready
for your Christmas Day carry-on anyway.
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You're in, son.
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(INTRIGUING MUSIC)
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Eric.
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You need a hand'?
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Uh, well, you can carry some of the bags,
but you can't look inside, all right?
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How come? Because then it'll
ruin the surprise, ya-
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Hey!
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You'll ruin the surprise.
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You got me a present?
Just something small.
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Aw. Fuck, that's lovely, Cheryl.
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VVell, I didn't get- I didn't get
you anything I don't need anything
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Yeah, but I figure if you
got me something- No, no.
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Eric, I'm gonna make it a rule. No one buys me
anything. I like giving presents, not getting them.
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(FESTIVE MUSIC)
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(INSTRUMENTAL 'JINGLE BELLS')
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(GRUNTS)
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From Santa.
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What do ya think?
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No one else has bought any presents.
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- She doesn't care.
- (DOOR CLOSES)
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She says it's the giving that she likes.
That's right.
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Whatever rocks your socks.
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Right. I'm off.
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Ted.
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It'll be fine.
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W?,
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I promise - this is not gonna be
another Smith and Caughey's job.
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(BROODING MUSIC)
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See ya.
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You be careful, OK?
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All right, Slutty Pants.
That'll do. They need to go.
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See ya. Bye, love. ERIC:
See ya later, dickhead.
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(BROODING MUSIC CONTINUES)
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Hey, Rita. Do you mind if I nip down to
storage, pick something out for Cheryl?
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Why? Well, she said that
she doesn't want a gift,
233
00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:49,052
but... I just thought
it'd be a nice gesture.
234
00:12:50,488 --> 00:12:55,740
As long as you pay for it. Well,
what if I'm the one that stole it?
235
00:12:55,948 --> 00:12:59,349
Yeah, OK. I'll leave some cash
and call ya.
236
00:13:00,753 --> 00:13:03,286
(REGGAE MUSIC PLAYS ON STEREO)
237
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:10,854
(CLEARS THROAT)
238
00:13:10,892 --> 00:13:12,569
(CLEARS THROAT)
239
00:13:12,614 --> 00:13:16,065
I was very drunk the other night.
I wasn't.
240
00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:18,021
I'm not now.
241
00:13:18,180 --> 00:13:23,001
Well, actually, I did have a little
Baileys because I was...
242
00:13:25,492 --> 00:13:29,872
...nervous about telling you
that it's a silly idea -
243
00:13:31,122 --> 00:13:33,912
getting one of my husband's friends
to get me pregnant.
244
00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:39,376
(CHUCKLES) VVell, yeah. Pretty silly idea
t0 try and get Bilkey t0 get you pregnant.
245
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:40,830
I suppose.
246
00:13:41,004 --> 00:13:46,235
And I'm not just your husband's friend.
I'm your friend too, aren't I?
247
00:13:46,413 --> 00:13:48,213
Well, yeah.
248
00:13:48,371 --> 00:13:51,572
And as a friend,
I'd like to see you happy.
249
00:13:52,761 --> 00:13:54,205
That's so nice of you to say.
250
00:13:54,238 --> 00:14:00,467
Yeah, it can be a one-time-only thing. And if you
get a kid out of it, then, uh, Merry Christmas.
251
00:14:00,552 --> 00:14:04,664
And if you don't, then, yeah,
it wasn't meant to be.
252
00:14:05,510 --> 00:14:09,838
Sometimes I think this whole thing
isn't meant to be.
253
00:14:10,543 --> 00:14:15,852
I mean maybe I'm just destined to be a.. a
trolley dolly and a wife and a dog owner.
254
00:14:15,899 --> 00:14:21,179
Nah, I don't believe that at all. I reckon you'll
be the best mother ever. (CHUCKLES LIGHTLY)
255
00:14:21,204 --> 00:14:23,176
Even better than Mary.
256
00:14:23,256 --> 00:14:25,794
Who's Mary? Oh, you know,
from the Christmas story.
257
00:14:25,822 --> 00:14:27,770
On.
(CHUCKLES)
258
00:14:31,984 --> 00:14:33,963
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)
259
00:14:39,555 --> 00:14:42,163
SodaStream'? Awesome present.
260
00:14:42,290 --> 00:14:44,294
Make your own rocket fuel.
261
00:14:46,070 --> 00:14:47,631
What about this'?
262
00:14:47,693 --> 00:14:51,232
Nah, that is from the neighbours'. Rita
doesn't want to see anything from that house.
263
00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:54,841
She won't know. Then Cheryl
can make her own movies.
264
00:14:54,871 --> 00:14:57,640
Who would've thought that ordinary
people could make their own movies?
265
00:14:57,665 --> 00:15:02,200
Record precious memories, like the
baby's first steps. That's the one.
266
00:15:02,261 --> 00:15:06,917
Do something funny. ls there a tape in it?
You need a tape.
267
00:15:08,818 --> 00:15:13,394
Yeah, there's already one in here. Eric. What if
this tape contains someone's precious memories?
268
00:15:13,419 --> 00:15:15,333
We'll soon find out.
269
00:15:17,797 --> 00:15:19,764
It's going!
270
00:15:22,174 --> 00:15:24,014
This is why ordinary people
shouldn't make movies.
271
00:15:24,208 --> 00:15:25,070
(KNOCKING ON VIDEO)
Come in.
272
00:15:25,229 --> 00:15:27,220
It certainly is no
'Raiders of the Lost Ark'.
273
00:15:27,336 --> 00:15:34,324
Hello. I've just moved in next door and it
seems I've run out of sugar. That's no good.
274
00:15:34,406 --> 00:15:38,582
It also appears you forgot to
put your clothes on. Silly me.
275
00:15:38,643 --> 00:15:41,164
But it is very, very hot in here.
276
00:15:41,945 --> 00:15:45,394
In fact, I might have to take
this off as well.
277
00:15:45,551 --> 00:15:48,560
That would make sense,
given it is so hot in here.
278
00:15:48,585 --> 00:15:50,487
Quiet!
Sorry.
279
00:15:50,512 --> 00:15:53,778
I said, quiet!
(EXHALES SOFTLY, GULPS)
280
00:15:55,309 --> 00:16:01,942
Now, we don't want you peeping like those
perverts from down the road. Dearie me.
281
00:16:01,967 --> 00:16:04,134
Get on all fours. Quickly.
282
00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:06,866
I'm sorry I don't have any sugar.
283
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:09,817
What do you mean you
don't have any sugar'?
284
00:16:09,887 --> 00:16:13,062
It is a very, very
important part of...
285
00:16:14,344 --> 00:16:16,291
#All I wanna do is...
286
00:16:17,707 --> 00:16:19,889
# Pleasing you and say yes.
287
00:16:19,914 --> 00:16:22,696
# Oh, tell me,
how can I resist her'? #
288
00:16:24,164 --> 00:16:26,128
Looks pretty dead.
289
00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:28,171
(LOW, TENSE MUSIC)
290
00:16:28,334 --> 00:16:30,280
Be right back.
291
00:16:33,983 --> 00:16:37,614
In, out. Bob's your uncle.
Yeah, don't tempt fate, Lefty.
292
00:16:37,772 --> 00:16:39,704
Can we just get on with it'?
293
00:16:40,343 --> 00:16:42,351
Right-o.
294
00:16:42,431 --> 00:16:44,419
(TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES)
295
00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:52,078
Seems like a lot of effort
forjust one day.
296
00:16:52,893 --> 00:16:56,934
Sparky. You can go to the
butcher's for me tomorrow, yeah'?
297
00:16:57,096 --> 00:17:02,130
Yeah, if I can have another feel of
the alien. All right. Come on, then.
298
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:07,038
Not much happening at the moment, though.
She's been a bit quiet all day.
299
00:17:07,181 --> 00:17:08,757
Sleeping.
300
00:17:08,831 --> 00:17:11,917
Yeah, well, I've been busy running around, so
I've probably rocked her to sleep in there.
301
00:17:12,033 --> 00:17:17,728
I'd like to be rocked to sleep in a womb.
Sparky, don't be weird, love.
302
00:17:18,699 --> 00:17:20,614
All right.
303
00:17:22,812 --> 00:17:25,217
Should I be worried, if I haven't
felt the baby move in a while'?
304
00:17:25,442 --> 00:17:29,504
How long's a while? Well, now that I think
about it... I slept all night without waking.
305
00:17:29,538 --> 00:17:33,660
Usually I have to get up at least twice
cause she's dancing on my bladder.
306
00:17:33,745 --> 00:17:38,327
Urn, well, if you're worried, we could always
go into National Women's and check it out.
307
00:17:38,352 --> 00:17:39,996
Really?
308
00:17:40,021 --> 00:17:41,939
If you want.
309
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,079
Well, maybe I should.
310
00:17:44,211 --> 00:17:45,954
Just peace of mind.
311
00:17:46,016 --> 00:17:49,934
OK. Sparky, you can finish this.
We won't be long.
312
00:17:49,989 --> 00:17:53,138
It's just peace of mind,
like you say.
313
00:17:57,384 --> 00:17:59,255
(ROCK MUSIC)
314
00:18:03,033 --> 00:18:05,059
(INTRIGUING MUSIC)
315
00:18:09,767 --> 00:18:13,462
Your bird couldn't have got the guy to
tell her where they keep the bloody safe.
316
00:18:13,562 --> 00:18:15,578
Because that wouldn't be
obvious at all, would it (T?)
317
00:18:15,772 --> 00:18:18,766
While they're banging, she's casually
asking where the office safe is?
318
00:18:18,794 --> 00:18:20,647
Hey!
319
00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:22,764
In here.
320
00:18:22,789 --> 00:18:24,848
(LOW, INTRIGUING MUSIC)
321
00:18:26,825 --> 00:18:28,386
Bingo.
322
00:18:28,416 --> 00:18:33,410
Cheap bloody government-issue
piece of crap. Not a problem.
323
00:18:33,631 --> 00:18:38,690
(BABY CRIES DISTANTLY,
EASY-LISTENING MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY)
324
00:18:41,539 --> 00:18:44,085
Get that magazine off your sister.
325
00:18:44,119 --> 00:18:49,594
Why? Because magazines in hospitals
have germs. Everything does.
326
00:18:51,016 --> 00:18:53,004
Hurry up, Kasey!
327
00:19:00,897 --> 00:19:03,437
I'll go ask how much longer, eh'?
328
00:19:03,462 --> 00:19:05,834
You don't have to stay, Rita.
329
00:19:05,946 --> 00:19:11,131
We could be here for ages. I've been here
for over two hours. They're understaffed.
330
00:19:11,156 --> 00:19:13,298
Everyone's on bloody holiday.
331
00:19:13,457 --> 00:19:17,061
It's quite selfish when you think about. It's not
like babies know that it's a public holiday.
332
00:19:17,203 --> 00:19:21,658
Kasey! Put that down.
You don't know where that's been!
333
00:19:22,071 --> 00:19:25,662
Honestly, I don't mind
waiting by myself.
334
00:19:26,634 --> 00:19:29,820
The boys are out, and
Carol never turned up for our gin.
335
00:19:30,014 --> 00:19:33,586
I'd only be sitting in
an empty house anyway.
336
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,450
(GRUNTS)
337
00:19:36,496 --> 00:19:38,415
(INTRIGUING MUSIC)
338
00:19:41,095 --> 00:19:45,952
READS: You don't have to be 'made' to
work here, but it helps. No, it's mad.
339
00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:47,760
Oh yeah.
340
00:19:47,855 --> 00:19:49,764
But that doesn't make sense.
341
00:19:49,846 --> 00:19:52,848
They're not going to force you to work
here if you're mad, but they should?
342
00:19:53,006 --> 00:19:58,376
It's 'You don't have to be mad to work here,
but it helps.' Would you two shut the hell up?
343
00:19:58,459 --> 00:19:59,557
Thought you said it was easy.
344
00:19:59,643 --> 00:20:05,552
Well, sometimes cheap crap is so cheap
and crappy that it makes it hard.
345
00:20:06,318 --> 00:20:08,629
I don't get it. It's like a joke.
It's like they're saying-
346
00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:15,192
I said shut up! What'd I say about doing
jobs at Christmas time? I bloody knew it.
347
00:20:17,031 --> 00:20:19,050
Cheryl Miller'?
Yep.
348
00:20:19,108 --> 00:20:21,193
(CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYS)
349
00:20:23,123 --> 00:20:25,148
Your mum can come too.
350
00:20:26,890 --> 00:20:28,664
Come on.
351
00:20:28,689 --> 00:20:30,577
Please.
352
00:20:36,248 --> 00:20:38,290
(EERIE MUSIC)
353
00:20:39,355 --> 00:20:41,824
(DISTANT WHOOPING, CHEERING)
354
00:20:45,017 --> 00:20:48,063
(CHEERING, SHOUTING GROWS LOUDER)
355
00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:53,043
Fuck.
356
00:20:53,068 --> 00:20:55,659
(DISTANT WHOOPING, CHEERING)
357
00:20:59,141 --> 00:21:01,161
(INTRIGUING MUSIC)
358
00:21:02,313 --> 00:21:04,379
There she is.
359
00:21:04,493 --> 00:21:06,496
Merry Christmas, boys.
360
00:21:09,950 --> 00:21:12,191
OK. Let's get the fuck out of here.
361
00:21:12,216 --> 00:21:17,315
Can anyone hear that? (CHEERING, SHOUTING
GROWS LOUDER) We have a very big problem.
362
00:21:17,462 --> 00:21:19,316
Oh, shit.
363
00:21:20,767 --> 00:21:24,267
(CROWD YELLS, CHEERS,
TOOTS PARTY HORNS)
364
00:21:26,401 --> 00:21:29,588
(MUSIC STARTS PLAYING, WOMAN WHOOPS)
365
00:21:30,824 --> 00:21:33,001
(MUSIC, CHEERING CONTINUES
DISTANTLY) How many?
366
00:21:33,149 --> 00:21:36,533
20, 30, I don't know. They were still
streaming in when I made myself scarce.
367
00:21:36,576 --> 00:21:39,376
What the fuck are they doing here'?
Having a party by the looks of it.
368
00:21:39,461 --> 00:21:43,073
VVh0 has a party at the place where
they work? Cheap government bastards.
369
00:21:43,158 --> 00:21:47,445
Why can't they go to a night club like
normal people? No one would let them in.
370
00:21:47,471 --> 00:21:49,443
They're all fuckwits.
371
00:22:01,227 --> 00:22:07,132
And you last felt something...? I dunno.
Yesterday, when my sister was over.
372
00:22:10,593 --> 00:22:14,320
What we'll do is we'll get a foetal doppler
so we can listen to bub's heartbeat.
373
00:22:14,345 --> 00:22:15,730
OK.
374
00:22:15,845 --> 00:22:19,568
Sometimes babies go a little bit quiet while
they're getting ready to come out into the world.
375
00:22:19,615 --> 00:22:21,575
Really?
376
00:22:22,279 --> 00:22:24,734
Might be a Christmas Day baby.
377
00:22:27,676 --> 00:22:30,047
(CHEERING, MUSIC PLAYS DISTANTLY)
OK, let's not panic.
378
00:22:30,101 --> 00:22:32,606
They're government workers.
How hard can they actually party?
379
00:22:32,710 --> 00:22:36,246
Exactly.
(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS, PEOPLE YELL)
380
00:22:37,242 --> 00:22:42,659
Come on, Nigel. But you've got a fiance.
I won't tell if you won't.
381
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,342
Mmm. Mmm.
382
00:22:45,970 --> 00:22:47,342
(KISSING)
383
00:22:47,403 --> 00:22:49,927
Oh yeah. Vicky.
(BELT RATTLES)
384
00:22:51,003 --> 00:22:53,631
(ZIPPER UNZIPS, RATTLING, PANTING)
385
00:22:53,774 --> 00:22:55,690
(LOW GURGLING)
386
00:22:57,048 --> 00:22:59,127
(SOFT HEARTBEAT)
387
00:22:59,646 --> 00:23:04,019
There we go. No, that's Cheryl again.
Baby's is a lot faster.
388
00:23:04,044 --> 00:23:06,126
(LOW GURGLING CONTINUES)
389
00:23:07,345 --> 00:23:09,854
I Look, she might just be hiding. I.
390
00:23:09,897 --> 00:23:16,345
Sometimes the placenta's at the front
of the tummy, and if she's behind it...
391
00:23:16,727 --> 00:23:22,056
I'll just go get the on-call
radiographer so we can do a quick scan.
392
00:23:24,876 --> 00:23:28,575
(MUSIC PLAYS,
INDISTINCT YELLING, CHATTER)
393
00:23:38,862 --> 00:23:40,792
WOMAN: Whoo!
394
00:23:43,144 --> 00:23:45,138
He's here.
395
00:23:46,002 --> 00:23:50,569
(LAUGHS EXCITEDLY) Vicky did
hire a stripper! (WHOOPS)
396
00:23:50,810 --> 00:23:52,743
(MEN BOO)
(SHRIEKS)
397
00:23:53,249 --> 00:23:56,475
Hey, come on, you guys got one last
year. This year it's our turn!
398
00:23:56,670 --> 00:23:58,590
(WHOOPS)
(WOMEN CHEER)
399
00:23:59,184 --> 00:24:01,107
Hey,...
400
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:04,070
Who's here to party?
(WOMEN CHEER)
401
00:24:08,395 --> 00:24:10,272
(UNEASY MUSIC)
402
00:24:10,833 --> 00:24:12,820
What is it'?
403
00:24:12,978 --> 00:24:17,909
Excuse rne a second, doll. I'm
just gonna get the doctor. Why?
404
00:24:18,533 --> 00:24:20,217
I'll be right back.
Tell us.
405
00:24:20,242 --> 00:24:24,151
Rita, it's OK. If there's something
wrong, you have to tell us.
406
00:24:24,176 --> 00:24:27,550
I'm not allowed.
I need to get the doctor.
407
00:24:27,575 --> 00:24:29,695
(UNEASY MUSIC CONTINUES)
408
00:24:33,115 --> 00:24:36,518
(GROOVY MUSIC PLAYS,
INDISTINCT CHATTER)
409
00:24:36,634 --> 00:24:40,530
(MAN GRUNTS, WOMAN MOANS) Fuck yeah, Nigel.
(MOANS) Take me!
410
00:24:40,555 --> 00:24:43,454
Say my name, Nigel. (MOANS)
Vicky.
411
00:24:43,536 --> 00:24:45,490
Gig!!!
412
00:24:45,728 --> 00:24:46,839
Hey, Vicky.
413
00:24:46,864 --> 00:24:48,650
Big boy. Get it, Nigel.
414
00:24:48,719 --> 00:24:50,704
Vick- Yeah, Nigel. Oh my God_
415
00:24:50,799 --> 00:24:52,708
(GRUNTS, PANTS)
416
00:24:53,567 --> 00:24:57,433
She's getting a rogering from Nigel!
(CROWD EXCLAIMS)
417
00:24:57,549 --> 00:24:59,419
Ugh.
Don't tell my wife!
418
00:25:00,034 --> 00:25:04,413
Vicky, the stripper is here,
and he is a spunk and a half.
419
00:25:04,498 --> 00:25:06,345
A man stripper'?
Yeah.
420
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,422
(YELPS EXCITEDLY) A stripper.
Come on!
421
00:25:08,616 --> 00:25:10,565
(WOMEN WHOOP)
422
00:25:13,118 --> 00:25:14,625
Get it off!
423
00:25:14,715 --> 00:25:21,335
Oh no. I, uh- I forgot my cassette tape that
has all my music on it. Hold on, hold on.
424
00:25:22,136 --> 00:25:24,019
(MUSIC STOPS)
425
00:25:27,884 --> 00:25:32,969
(CHEAP TRICK'S 'I WANT YOU TO
WANT ME' PLAYS) Here we go! Whoo!
426
00:25:38,672 --> 00:25:41,650
I think you could say
we have a distraction.
427
00:25:41,732 --> 00:25:43,618
> I need you to need me.
428
00:25:46,345 --> 00:25:48,247
I'd love you to love me.
429
00:25:51,764 --> 00:25:53,689
(PHONE RINGS)
430
00:25:55,497 --> 00:25:57,413
I want you to want me.
431
00:26:00,172 --> 00:26:02,088
I need you to need me.
432
00:26:04,597 --> 00:26:06,671
I'd love you to love me.
433
00:26:09,629 --> 00:26:11,942
I'll shine up my old brown shoes.
434
00:26:12,167 --> 00:26:14,268
I'll put on a brand new shirt.
435
00:26:14,293 --> 00:26:16,064
I'll get home early from work
436
00:26:16,207 --> 00:26:18,424
if you say that you love me.
437
00:26:22,107 --> 00:26:24,079
What the hell was that'?
438
00:26:25,345 --> 00:26:29,294
Oh, didn't I, didn't I,
didn't I see you crying?
439
00:26:30,542 --> 00:26:34,571
Feeling all alone without a friend,
you know you feel like dying.
440
00:26:34,632 --> 00:26:38,623
Oh, didn't I, didn't I,
didn't I see you crying?
441
00:26:39,712 --> 00:26:41,659
I want you to want me.
442
00:26:44,356 --> 00:26:46,398
I need you to need me.
443
00:26:49,057 --> 00:26:50,986
I'd love you to love me.
444
00:26:53,276 --> 00:26:55,418
I'm begging you to beg me.
445
00:26:58,516 --> 00:27:00,937
I'll shine up my old brown shoes.
446
00:27:01,116 --> 00:27:03,069
Put on a brand new shirt.
447
00:27:03,338 --> 00:27:05,269
I'll get home early from work...
448
00:27:05,307 --> 00:27:09,461
(MUSIC DISTORTS)
...if you say that you love me.
449
00:27:09,604 --> 00:27:11,452
(LOW, SOLEMN MUSIC)
450
00:27:21,660 --> 00:27:23,668
(CHUCKLING)
451
00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:25,990
Oh my God.
452
00:27:30,301 --> 00:27:33,056
Oh, there he is.
(LIGHT APPLAUSE)
453
00:27:35,784 --> 00:27:38,731
Yeah, not what I would have done,
but lovelyjubbly, Wolfy boy.
454
00:27:38,756 --> 00:27:44,579
Sorry, what was that about the
Christmas curse? (STARTS ENGINE, REVS)
455
00:27:45,537 --> 00:27:47,467
(DOOR OPENS)
456
00:27:51,993 --> 00:27:53,909
OK.
457
00:27:55,221 --> 00:27:57,157
Come on, bubba.
458
00:27:58,250 --> 00:28:00,240
Wait. No.
459
00:28:00,353 --> 00:28:03,881
No! That's my- That's my baby!
Give her back!
460
00:28:04,153 --> 00:28:06,146
SOBS: Give her back.
461
00:28:07,025 --> 00:28:08,846
(cranes)
462
00:28:09,816 --> 00:28:11,386
(ROCK MUSIC)
463
00:28:16,284 --> 00:28:19,608
He doesn't sound as
if he's enjoying that.
464
00:28:20,223 --> 00:28:23,807
He sounds frightened.
He doesn't deserve her.
465
00:28:23,832 --> 00:28:25,741
She's too good for him.
466
00:28:26,396 --> 00:28:28,366
Well, look at her.
467
00:28:28,448 --> 00:28:32,815
(EXHALES) WOMAN: Quickly! Quicker
than that. The woman's a goddess.
468
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:36,159
The woman's terrifying. MAN ON TV:
Sorry, I don't have any sugar.
469
00:28:36,339 --> 00:28:38,954
What do you mean you don't have any sugar?
(DOOR OPENS)
470
00:28:39,039 --> 00:28:42,500
It's a very, very important part of...
(CLATTERING, LAUGHTER)
471
00:28:42,582 --> 00:28:49,930
All right. Let's see what kind of bonuses these
bastards think they're getting this year.
472
00:28:51,586 --> 00:28:53,508
What the fuck'?
473
00:28:56,141 --> 00:29:01,141
Jesus fucking Christ. Looks like the ACC
weren't feeling very generous this year.
474
00:29:01,315 --> 00:29:02,574
This is Cobb & Co.
the restaurant, right'?
475
00:29:02,769 --> 00:29:07,386
See? This is exactly why we don't do jobs
at bastardy, bollocking, fucking Christmas!
476
00:29:07,459 --> 00:29:11,038
Wanker civil servants talking
themselves up. Cash bonuses, my arse.
477
00:29:11,063 --> 00:29:16,931
Don't worry. There's, what, $18 worth
of petty cash here. That's $4.50 each.
478
00:29:16,990 --> 00:29:18,362
Yeah, and all the
shrimp cocktails you can eat.
479
00:29:18,408 --> 00:29:21,984
Wolf got some cash for getting his gear off.
We should split that. No way, I earned this.
480
00:29:22,126 --> 00:29:24,134
I'm not touching any money
that's been touching his nads.
481
00:29:24,159 --> 00:29:26,977
At least I have the right number of nads.
Oi! Respect your elders, sonny jim.
482
00:29:27,007 --> 00:29:29,278
Why should he, when his
elders do a job for this'?
483
00:29:29,457 --> 00:29:32,145
I do like the little yellow
crunchy things they do.
484
00:29:32,288 --> 00:29:34,079
(PHONE RINGS)
485
00:29:34,141 --> 00:29:37,124
Hello. West Home for
the Down and Out.
486
00:29:37,583 --> 00:29:39,407
Is Wolf with you'?
487
00:29:39,482 --> 00:29:43,095
What, where are you'?
I thought you were in bed.
488
00:29:43,128 --> 00:29:44,212
I need to talk to Wolf.
489
00:29:44,339 --> 00:29:45,844
I guess we'll just
divide the dinner vouchers up.
490
00:29:46,018 --> 00:29:48,549
Hey, Wolf. It's your mum. LEFTY: Great (!)
I'll take the girls for a traflic light.
491
00:29:48,727 --> 00:29:51,348
Oh, wait, I can't, because my bitch ex-wife
stole them and took them to Australia.
492
00:29:51,463 --> 00:29:54,727
You ain't getting any, Lefty, on account
of this being your stufi up! Hey.
493
00:29:54,757 --> 00:29:56,578
I don't see anybody else bringing
any jobs to the table.
494
00:29:56,616 --> 00:30:03,036
Yeah, because we don't do jobs at Christmas
time. We sh0uld've stuck t0 that.
495
00:30:03,727 --> 00:30:05,578
Everything all right'?
496
00:30:15,753 --> 00:30:17,825
(SOMBRE MUSIC)
497
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,353
(PANTS)
498
00:30:41,696 --> 00:30:44,741
If there's anything
I can do to help...
499
00:30:56,111 --> 00:30:58,067
She doesn't want to come.
500
00:31:01,912 --> 00:31:03,860
OK.
501
00:31:28,114 --> 00:31:30,020
Cheryl.
502
00:31:33,925 --> 00:31:36,865
This is your chance to say goodbye.
503
00:31:40,318 --> 00:31:42,998
I never had a chance to say hello.
504
00:31:49,085 --> 00:31:55,791
I don't want to force you to do anything you
don't want to do. Well, fuck ofl', then.
505
00:32:13,649 --> 00:32:15,556
Come on, let's go.
506
00:32:15,581 --> 00:32:16,948
Hey, love.
507
00:32:16,973 --> 00:32:18,826
Is this...
508
00:32:21,193 --> 00:32:24,790
Having a funeral for someone who never even
got the chance to live in the first place...
509
00:32:24,815 --> 00:32:27,223
Doesn't matter. She was a West.
510
00:32:27,381 --> 00:32:28,785
She would've been.
511
00:32:28,897 --> 00:32:36,190
And Wests don't let one of our own depart this
world without a crowd there waving goodbye.
512
00:32:47,389 --> 00:32:49,255
I'm glad you came.
513
00:32:49,433 --> 00:32:54,415
I still think it's a bit over the
top. But I'm here for Cheryl.
514
00:32:54,735 --> 00:32:56,347
She didn't want to come.
515
00:32:56,463 --> 00:33:02,658
Oh. So, this, um, performance, this
pretend funeral, isn't for Cheryl at all.
516
00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:07,636
It's all for you, attention for you.
Actually, it's for that little baby girl.
517
00:33:07,661 --> 00:33:10,444
Yeah, well, Cheryl is my baby girl.
518
00:33:11,260 --> 00:33:16,412
And she should be with her mother,
not with you fucking people!
519
00:33:16,555 --> 00:33:18,676
(MELANCHOLY JAZZY MUSIC)
520
00:33:29,815 --> 00:33:32,188
When I look up from my pillow,
521
00:33:32,803 --> 00:33:34,627
I dream you are there
522
00:33:36,329 --> 00:33:38,272
with me.
523
00:33:38,912 --> 00:33:40,938
Though you are far away,
524
00:33:41,321 --> 00:33:43,324
I know you'll always be
525
00:33:44,062 --> 00:33:45,719
near...
526
00:33:45,744 --> 00:33:47,426
to me
527
00:33:47,451 --> 00:33:49,443
> I go to sleep,
528
00:33:50,814 --> 00:33:52,668
sleep
529
00:33:52,706 --> 00:33:55,987
And imagine that
you're there with me.
530
00:33:56,718 --> 00:33:58,712
I go to sleep,
531
00:34:00,133 --> 00:34:02,008
sleep
532
00:34:02,033 --> 00:34:05,183
And imagine that
you're there with me.
533
00:34:11,929 --> 00:34:15,768
I look around me and feel
you are ever so close
534
00:34:18,503 --> 00:34:20,506
to me.
535
00:34:21,207 --> 00:34:26,180
Each tear that flows from my eye
brings back memories of you
536
00:34:27,906 --> 00:34:29,620
to me.
537
00:34:29,702 --> 00:34:31,664
I go to sleep,
538
00:34:32,958 --> 00:34:34,926
sleep.
539
00:34:35,007 --> 00:34:38,055
> And imagine that
you're there with me.
540
00:34:47,799 --> 00:34:49,822
Ah!
541
00:34:51,290 --> 00:34:53,327
Oh. Hi.
542
00:34:53,352 --> 00:34:54,630
Hi.
543
00:34:54,804 --> 00:34:56,722
You going somewhere?
544
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:58,221
Get some smokes.
545
00:34:58,246 --> 00:34:59,627
You could ask Rita for some.
546
00:34:59,684 --> 00:35:01,626
(ELECTRICITY SPARKS)
Argh!
547
00:35:01,820 --> 00:35:03,678
(CHUCKLES)
548
00:35:03,857 --> 00:35:05,853
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
549
00:35:06,265 --> 00:35:08,223
(LOW, UNSETTLING MUSIC)
550
00:35:14,936 --> 00:35:17,409
Hey. Any idea where Cheryl is'?
551
00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:22,792
Uh, she went to get some smokes.
What, for Mum? No, for herself_
552
00:35:23,713 --> 00:35:25,638
Nah, she hates smoking.
553
00:35:26,068 --> 00:35:28,030
Not any more.
554
00:35:28,302 --> 00:35:31,426
(CHILDREN CHATTER, LAUGH DISTANTLY)
555
00:35:31,568 --> 00:35:33,413
(MOODY MUSIC)
556
00:35:35,393 --> 00:35:37,420
(BELL AT DOOR DINGS)
557
00:35:37,482 --> 00:35:39,495
(MOODY MUSIC CONTINUES)
558
00:35:59,974 --> 00:36:01,849
Oh my God.
559
00:36:01,874 --> 00:36:03,805
Hi.
560
00:36:06,174 --> 00:36:08,091
You smoke now'?
561
00:36:10,506 --> 00:36:12,593
Why the fuck not'?
562
00:36:12,926 --> 00:36:16,525
Because you always said...
smoking kills.
563
00:36:18,376 --> 00:36:20,323
I did, didn't I?
564
00:36:22,676 --> 00:36:24,606
Oh, you poor thing.
565
00:36:28,926 --> 00:36:30,637
(SNIFFLES)
566
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:32,580
(CRIES)
567
00:36:36,292 --> 00:36:40,085
TEARFULLY: I could already
see her, you know.
568
00:36:40,633 --> 00:36:42,660
(SOBS) Not just a baby.
569
00:36:44,276 --> 00:36:46,278
A little girl. (CRIES)
570
00:36:49,284 --> 00:36:53,067
Her first day at school
and just random stuff.
571
00:36:53,742 --> 00:36:56,808
(SIGHS) Me brushing her hair and...
572
00:36:57,447 --> 00:36:59,303
reading her a book.
573
00:37:00,583 --> 00:37:02,668
CRIES: I was already a mum.
574
00:37:07,724 --> 00:37:12,307
And now, I'm just...
(SNIFFLES, CRIES) I don't get why.
575
00:37:12,596 --> 00:37:14,619
Did I- Did I do something?
576
00:37:14,672 --> 00:37:18,783
Did I eat something bad'?
Or not rest enough, or...
577
00:37:19,341 --> 00:37:21,784
(SOBS) What did I do, you know'?
578
00:37:22,071 --> 00:37:26,370
Oh, honey. CRIES: I don't know what I did.
Honey... Honey.
579
00:37:26,550 --> 00:37:31,111
You already know the answer to that.
(BREATHES SHAKILY)
580
00:37:31,904 --> 00:37:33,845
You deserved it.
581
00:37:36,538 --> 00:37:38,508
Wolf.
582
00:37:39,287 --> 00:37:41,092
You took him from me -
583
00:37:41,783 --> 00:37:43,833
from your own sister.
584
00:37:43,947 --> 00:37:48,945
Maybe you thought that was OK, but God
doesn't let betrayal go unpunished.
585
00:37:49,119 --> 00:37:55,335
(STAMMERS) I'm sorry, but... (SNIFFLES)
what are you saying? (BREATHES SHAKILY)
586
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:57,829
You reap what you sow, Cheryl.
587
00:38:00,723 --> 00:38:03,979
(CHUCKLES DARKLY)
You must know that.
588
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,832
You didn't honestly think God
was going to let you-
589
00:38:06,990 --> 00:38:08,504
(YELPS)
590
00:38:08,558 --> 00:38:10,600
(GRUNTS)
591
00:38:10,795 --> 00:38:12,749
You fucking savage!
592
00:38:13,171 --> 00:38:15,157
I'll kill you!
(GRUNTS)
593
00:38:15,879 --> 00:38:17,068
Mum!
594
00:38:17,157 --> 00:38:19,083
Argh! Mum! (CLATTERING)
595
00:38:19,277 --> 00:38:21,229
You're fucking crazy!
596
00:38:22,432 --> 00:38:24,353
Mum!
(GRUNTING)
597
00:38:25,979 --> 00:38:27,825
(GASPS)
598
00:38:27,853 --> 00:38:30,175
Let God punish me for this,
you bitch.
599
00:38:30,205 --> 00:38:31,313
(GASPING)
600
00:38:31,382 --> 00:38:32,576
Oh my God.
601
00:38:32,750 --> 00:38:34,680
Cheryl, get ofl' her!
Fuck off! (YELPS)
602
00:38:34,710 --> 00:38:36,635
She's choking her!
603
00:38:36,694 --> 00:38:38,321
Get off her! Cheryl!
604
00:38:38,379 --> 00:38:40,620
(GASPS FOR BREATH, CHOKES)
605
00:38:41,436 --> 00:38:44,372
Cheryl!
YELLS: You fucking bitch!
606
00:38:44,704 --> 00:38:46,570
Let her go. Cheryl!
607
00:38:48,497 --> 00:38:50,315
(JEANETTE COUGHS)
608
00:38:50,572 --> 00:38:53,586
This is all your fault, you bastard!
609
00:38:53,763 --> 00:38:55,695
(SOBS)
610
00:38:56,682 --> 00:38:58,425
(ROCK MUSIC)
611
00:39:05,821 --> 00:39:07,817
Where are you gonna go'?
612
00:39:08,181 --> 00:39:10,054
I dunno.
613
00:39:13,121 --> 00:39:16,150
Don't let them drive you away, love.
614
00:39:16,251 --> 00:39:18,237
We just need to...
615
00:39:18,588 --> 00:39:20,576
Cheryl needs...
616
00:39:21,849 --> 00:39:23,760
(SlGHS)
617
00:39:31,001 --> 00:39:32,742
Here.
618
00:39:32,935 --> 00:39:34,836
Take my van, OK.
619
00:39:35,186 --> 00:39:37,055
Long as you need.
620
00:39:37,155 --> 00:39:39,156
Thanks.
621
00:39:42,548 --> 00:39:44,568
(SOMBRE AMBIENT MUSIC)
622
00:40:00,888 --> 00:40:02,873
I feel stink now.
623
00:40:03,285 --> 00:40:05,227
Lying about a tangi.
624
00:40:06,100 --> 00:40:08,126
Maybe I tempted fate.
625
00:40:08,762 --> 00:40:13,475
I don't know whose fault this is,
but it's not yours, Ben.
626
00:40:37,809 --> 00:40:39,780
(CAR APPROACHES)
627
00:40:45,749 --> 00:40:47,847
Looking glamorous, Rita.
628
00:40:50,628 --> 00:40:54,335
Oh, Jesus Christ, no.
Oh, lovely to see you too.
629
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:56,276
What the fuck are
you doing here, Ngaire'?
630
00:40:56,301 --> 00:41:01,971
My own home appears to have been taken over
by Russian women. VVhere's Mister Pork?
631
00:41:02,032 --> 00:41:06,306
I've left him. The girls and I need
somewhere to stay.
632
00:41:07,572 --> 00:41:13,379
Now is really not a good time, Ngaire,
especially not in your fucking condition.
633
00:41:13,417 --> 00:41:19,930
I think you'll change your mind about that.
Brought you some Christmas cheer.
634
00:41:23,337 --> 00:41:29,108
God, what happened here? Did somebody die?
Please tell me it was Lefty.
635
00:41:29,189 --> 00:41:30,956
Hello, dear.
636
00:41:31,073 --> 00:41:36,263
Oh, and I see you're still hanging in
there. Impressive. A little piglet, eh?
637
00:41:36,422 --> 00:41:37,851
Oh my God. Ngaire.
638
00:41:37,898 --> 00:41:38,699
I don't mean to be rude, love,
639
00:41:38,862 --> 00:41:42,680
but why the fuck would you bring her into
this house, today, looking like that?
640
00:41:42,854 --> 00:41:50,051
Ngaire, just say whatever the fuck it is you
want to say. Chelsea, give me a hand darling.
641
00:41:50,231 --> 00:41:52,215
This is amazing.
642
00:41:52,723 --> 00:41:54,524
I believe...
643
00:41:56,709 --> 00:41:58,704
this belongs to you lot.
644
00:42:00,663 --> 00:42:02,643
Holy shit. Fuck me.
645
00:42:04,340 --> 00:42:06,247
The money.
646
00:42:06,329 --> 00:42:09,306
From McCarthy.
I had no idea he'd taken it.
647
00:42:09,331 --> 00:42:12,799
When he came back, after Wolf got off
the charges, that's when he told rne.
648
00:42:12,837 --> 00:42:16,554
And so, what, he gave it to you'?
Not willingly.
649
00:42:17,991 --> 00:42:19,955
I wanted a good man.
650
00:42:20,268 --> 00:42:25,221
And when he showed me this... In that
moment, I lost all respect for him.
651
00:42:25,399 --> 00:42:27,033
And...
652
00:42:27,158 --> 00:42:29,496
no one steals from my friends.
653
00:42:30,576 --> 00:42:35,185
So there you go. That's half of it,
I think. We spent the rest.
654
00:42:35,246 --> 00:42:37,098
Merry Christmas.
655
00:42:37,604 --> 00:42:40,209
Now, is there any room at the Inn'?
656
00:42:44,139 --> 00:42:46,133
(FIREWORKS POP)
657
00:42:46,372 --> 00:42:48,099
Joy to the world,
658
00:42:48,258 --> 00:42:50,159
the Lord is come.
659
00:42:50,487 --> 00:42:52,814
Let earth receive her king.
660
00:42:54,125 --> 00:42:55,166
(GRUNTING ON TV)
661
00:42:55,227 --> 00:42:57,122
Let every heart
662
00:42:57,282 --> 00:42:59,222
prepare Him room.
663
00:42:59,807 --> 00:43:02,098
And Heaven and nature sing.
And Heaven and nature sing.
664
00:43:02,123 --> 00:43:04,265
And Heaven and nature sing.
And Heaven and nature sing.
665
00:43:04,408 --> 00:43:06,680
And Heaven and nature sing.
666
00:43:13,486 --> 00:43:15,308
Joy to the world,
667
00:43:15,502 --> 00:43:17,409
the Saviour reigns.
668
00:43:17,696 --> 00:43:20,157
Let men their songs employ.
669
00:43:25,723 --> 00:43:27,747
(SIGHS)
670
00:43:29,820 --> 00:43:31,924
Why else would she turn up'?
671
00:43:32,427 --> 00:43:34,467
Why else would she give us
the money'?
672
00:43:34,581 --> 00:43:38,188
Mate, I wouldn't touch Ngaire
with a barge pole.
673
00:43:38,213 --> 00:43:40,889
Not where she's been.
Ha! (CHUCKLES)
674
00:43:41,037 --> 00:43:43,034
(WHIRRING FROM OUTSIDE)
675
00:43:43,211 --> 00:43:45,673
(CHAINSAW REVS, RITA GRUNTS)
676
00:43:47,047 --> 00:43:48,645
Oi, love.
677
00:43:48,670 --> 00:43:51,810
Love!
(CHAINSAW CONTINUES WHIRRING)
678
00:43:53,636 --> 00:43:58,839
(CHAINSAW CONTINUES WHIRRING)
Excuse me! It is Christmas Day.
679
00:43:58,864 --> 00:44:00,789
(GRUNTS)
680
00:44:02,395 --> 00:44:04,406
Good morning.
Hey.
681
00:44:04,481 --> 00:44:08,213
(CHAINSAW CONTINUES WHIRRING,
RITA GROANS)
682
00:44:09,322 --> 00:44:11,573
Oi, what's the story, love'?
683
00:44:12,947 --> 00:44:14,733
We were right, Ted.
684
00:44:14,927 --> 00:44:17,984
Christmas is for other
fucking people.
685
00:44:18,132 --> 00:44:20,096
(GRUNTS)
686
00:44:22,854 --> 00:44:24,869
(WAVES LAP, SEAGULLS CRY)
687
00:44:25,012 --> 00:44:26,866
(PEACEFUL MUSIC)
688
00:44:37,351 --> 00:44:39,383
(SEAGULLS CRY)
689
00:44:42,398 --> 00:44:44,438
Morning.
690
00:44:48,835 --> 00:44:51,262
(PEACEFUL MUSIC BRIGHTENS)
691
00:45:09,169 --> 00:45:11,730
You want to stay here for a bit'?
692
00:45:13,772 --> 00:45:15,763
Yeah.
693
00:45:15,788 --> 00:45:17,679
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
694
00:45:31,607 --> 00:45:34,626
For the future of our working
relationship, they need to go.
695
00:45:34,651 --> 00:45:40,278
If you like it here, you will tell
your wife how you fuck prostitutes.
696
00:45:43,313 --> 00:45:45,223
(CHUCKLES)
697
00:45:45,339 --> 00:45:46,333
We work great together.
698
00:45:46,358 --> 00:45:47,353
Hi.
Hello there.
699
00:45:47,378 --> 00:45:49,364
We got chemistry.
700
00:45:49,508 --> 00:45:51,435
Hey!
701
00:45:52,251 --> 00:45:54,260
(TYRES SCREECH)
702
00:45:56,021 --> 00:45:57,549
(GUN COCKS)
703
00:45:57,599 --> 00:46:02,149
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