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MORPHEUS: As far back
as I can remember,
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I've always wanted to be
the Berry Man.
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Half man, half tree. Utterly pure
of sin and immune to all temptation.
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Why are you so obsessed
with the Berry Man?
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It's just some toss pot
in a costume. Alison!
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The Berry Man Festival
is a Neston tradition.
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It's been going on
for hundreds of years.
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Yeah, so's Fast & Furious.
It doesn't mean it's any good.
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That is absolute blasphemy. I'm
skipping the fete this year. What?
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We always get pissed together.
It's not that fun, though, is it?
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I thought you two had
plenty of fun last year.
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Behind the petting zoo.
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Alison, you'll get pissed
with me, right?
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Love to, I promised I'd do
this charity tarot tent
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for cancer or some shit.
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Fuck's sake! Does nobody
want to get pissed with me?
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I will, good sir, but only after...
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You wank yourself off to
the dance of the Berry Man?
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He's an ancient wood spirit
and utterly chaste,
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so he wouldn't appreciate a wank.
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So fucking joke's on you, innit?
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HE CRACKS CAN
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Think that barmaid will be on the
kissing booth again this year?
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No, she did it last year, and put it
this way - Co-op ran out of Zovirax.
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Great turnout on the scarecrows
this year, Verian. Oh, thanks.
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Listen, a bit of a disaster.
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You know Terry Bennett bought all
those llamas? Alpacas, yeah.
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Well, they got into Mockers' field
and, basically, they've killed his horse.
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Oh, he loved that horse.
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I know. Mark's distraught
and he's pulled out, so...
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You mean we don't have a Berry Man?
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You can't have a Berry Man festival
without a Berry Man. I know.
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It hasn't happened since 1795. 1795.
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Fucking hell, guys! What are
we going to do? I don't know.
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I was going to ask you
if you'd do it, Morpheus.
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TRUMPET FANFARE
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Me?
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Yes! Ooh! Fucking...fucking yes!
High five. No, fuck it - high ten.
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BOTH EXCLAIM
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Come and see me about
the...fucking costume.
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Yes! Bosh!
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You're in there, mate.
What? Verian?
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Well, obviously
I won't be pursuing that. Why?
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Cos you're saving yourself for
Alison? No, I don't fancy Alison.
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Why? Has she said something?
Of course she fucking hasn't.
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She never will, so just go over
there and sausage Verian.
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I will not be sausaging anyone.
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Because I've been charged with
the sacred office of the Berry Man.
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And I will not abuse that power.
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Innit just dressing up like a twat
and mooching about?
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He's an ancient wood spirit!
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DOOR BELL DINGS
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Closed.
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Sorry. I just need some
milk for this little guy.
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He's a common pipistrelle bat.
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He's hurt his wing so I'm nursing
him back to health. It's what I do.
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I rescue bats.
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The smile on your face
lets me know that you need me
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There's a truth in your eyes
saying you'll never...
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VIDEO GAME DINGS, TRILLS
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Oh!
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SHE GAGS
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I have, uh, soya milk. It's for my
brother. Stops him farting.
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Oh, no. It's got to be dairy.
I can buy you some.
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I can go to the shop right now
and bring it to you in your house. Where's your house?
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Well, I'd only come
if I was invited. Am I invited?
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It's not like I need an invite.
I'm not a vampire.
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But I would if I had your consent.
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I always check for consent.
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I'm sure there'll be some at the
fete. Perhaps I'll see you there.
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Top bananas!
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HE CHUCKLES
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SHE GROANS
Fuck's sake.
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You all right? Yeah. Fine.
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Look, I'll catch you later,
you know, if I've got the time.
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MUSIC: Axel F by Harold Faltermeyer
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VIDEO GAME TRILL
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Oi! Holy shit. I thought you
weren't coming. I'm...not. I'm...
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I'm just checking out the sexy
man at the bat tent.
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You seen him? Yeah, but I reckon
he's got poo under his fingernails.
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Yeah. And I'd clean out
every one of them. Eugh.
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Look after my tent for me
while I go for a piss?
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No. You tried this last year.
You'll leave me here while you go and get drunk.
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No, I'm just going to go to the loo.
Do you want anything?
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From the loo? Yes.
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Get me a cider.
From the toilet? Drop the act.
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Can you at least show me
how you do it?
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So, do you need to ordain me
or give me a turban or something?
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Nah, it's just a load of bollocks.
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Just turn over the cards and come up
with some bullshit like...
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SHE GASPS
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"You tried to dodge the fate
because you're afraid of fucking Kent again."
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That's what the spirits said.
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Yeah, well, the spirits can
go...suck on...my tits, then.
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Now I'm off for that piss.
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You just winked at the person
you're lying to. I'm not lying!
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Oh. So you came in the end.
Yeah. To help Alison.
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Give us a turn, then. All right.
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SHE GASPS
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You got the twat card.
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It means you're a massive twat.
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Yeah, but you dealt the cards
so she who dealt it is the twat.
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Yeah, but it's more on your side
of the table, so you're the twat!
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Actually, you're the twat.
You're the twat! Fine.
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If I say I'm the twat, can we
just please go and get a beer?
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Let's see what the
spirits have to say.
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SHE GASPS
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It says you're a twat
again. Nice one.
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Want a beer? Get me a pint.
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Will do.
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It's looking really, really good.
It's such an honour to be asked.
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Looking forward to the ceremony?
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A gift of food
and wine from the villagers.
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It's more than that, Verian.
It's what the Berry Man stands for.
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He reminds us there's more to life
than the basic human vices of greed,
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desire and...temptation.
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You make it all sound very noble.
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I...I'm a bit worried
about the face paint.
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I've...I've got some eczema
behind... Behind your ear?
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Yeah. Me too.
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I've actually got some moisturiser.
Don't...don't worry about it.
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Really. No, please. I'm fine.
I don't need any moisturiser. Hey. Honestly, I...
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HE MOANS
Oh.
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Uh!
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Run me through the
itinerary again, yeah?
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Nice, safe, innocent logistics.
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Oh, no, you don't need
to worry about that.
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I'll be right by your side all day,
whispering in your ear.
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The Berry Man would prefer
a printout.
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MUSIC: Return To Innocence by Enigma
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SHE GASPS
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Oh, no.
It says your bat's going to die!
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Really? Oh, God.
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Oh, no. No, I'm joking.
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You know, megabants, LOLs.
Ach, the noo! Thank God.
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You know, I'm very worried about
him. Forget about the tarot.
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Let's do something else.
Um, like...like palm reading.
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Hmm.
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That's a strong hand.
It's like a dad's!
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Da-dah! Got you a pint. What's this?
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Is this your boyfriend?
SHE SNORTS
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No. He's just someone
I knew at school.
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Nice. Do you want your pint, then?
Do you want a pint? Sure.
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You want to give my pint
to Lip Ring? Dude.
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You can just get another one. It's
£4 a pint! I'll give you four quid.
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Do you have four quid? I'll...owe
you four quid. Give me four quid.
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No, don't even worry about it.
Kent, stop being a dick.
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Oh, for fuck's sake!
And there's a massive queue.
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Fucking craft lager.
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Sorry.
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So, how about you do me?
Er...do my hand?
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Sorry. You know what I mean. Aye.
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I think I know what you mean.
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BELLS RING
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REGAL MUSIC
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MUSIC DISTORTS, SILENCE
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MICROPHONE FEEDBACK WHINES
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Behold the Berry Man!
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JOLLY MUSIC PLAYS
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They had a fucking year
to plan this.
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I just need to get smashed.
We could try...
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Mind Swamp. It's more a mellow,
black-out sort of thing, right?
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Makes you want to cry but in a good
way. What about, er...Throat Cutter?
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I'm not technically allowed
to sell it.
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I can recommend it...
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as weed killer.
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What is it?
Sort of like vodka. More bleachy.
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You put bleach in it? Only a little
bit. Just take the edge off.
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The paint.
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No fucking way. Wait.
Will it get us really fucked?
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Yes.
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God, it smells like snake's piss.
Ooh! I ain't drinking that.
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Oh, can't drink it -
it'll strip your stomach.
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Well, how do you take it?
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Ah!
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You put 'em up your arse.
Yeah. We got it.
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Tell me about my sexy line again.
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ETHEREAL MUSIC
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So it starts here.
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Goes all the way along...to here.
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HE MUMBLES
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Yes? Like...?
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HE MUMBLES
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Got...Got...
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Sorry. I know.
If I move it this way, I can do it.
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No, no. Really jammed
in there, isn't it?
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No, no, no, no. Just stop.
No, trust me.
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SQUELCH
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BOTH SQUEAL
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Ahhh! Jesus, God! God!
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BOTH SCREAM
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MUSIC: Poison by Bell Biv DeVoe
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Are you using the applicator?
No, I abandoned the applicator.
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I'm just thumbing it in.
Ohh. It's like a dead slug.
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Oh! It's actually not that bad
once it's in. Sort of comforting.
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OK. Oh, mine's in.
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Oh, no! Agh! Oh, fuck, it burns!
It fucking burns!
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I'm pulling it out!
I'm pulling it out.
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Ohhhh, shit! What?
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Let's do this.
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Mm. Mm.
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Mmm, that is a creamy filling.
Oh. I'd love a creamy filling.
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Yeah, you...you've already
said that. Oh. Sorry.
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This one's, er, got liqueur
in it. Yeah?
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Maybe we'll eat too much,
get a bit tipsy.
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SHE GAGS
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Verian, must I remind you
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the Berry Man has forgone
all human vices.
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What? Even this?
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HEART BEATS RAPIDLY
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JOLLY FOLK MUSIC PLAYS
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Morpheus! I just need
some space, Verian.
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As the Berry Man wishes.
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Bloody prick-tease.
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(GHOSTLY VOICE) Mmm,
I love a creamy filling.
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Tipsy. Creamy filling.
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1795. Creamy.
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Candyfloss? Fucking hell, Sean Bean.
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No, thanks.
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When it's on the hook, I do.
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What are you doing here?
Staging an intervention.
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Don't you like that lass?
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Yes, but I'm not supposed to do
that sort of thing.
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I'm a role model.
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Role model for who? Fucking trees?
He's an ancient wood spirit!
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Look, I'm not throwing all this
away for a spot of rumpy-pumpy.
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Being the Berry Man
is an opportunity that comes around once a decade.
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So is finding a lass
that fancies you.
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Now get over there and sausage her.
Is that just a thing now?
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Are we all just saying sausaging?
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Listen. Aghh! You've got to decide
what's more important -
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prancing around the fair
dressed like a ninny
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or finally getting
your roots watered.
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Yes, Sean.
Now, have some candyfloss. Yeah.
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It's nice, isn't it? Mm.
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I just didn't think there
would be that much blood.
237
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It just kept...spurting.
238
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Just pssh, pssh, pshh! Arghh!
239
00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:26,800
I'm actually still feeling a little
woozy, so... Sorry. Sorry.
240
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:29,640
You know, it's Alison's fault,
really, for giving me the rings.
241
00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:31,280
It's OK, honestly.
242
00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:35,280
I was thinking about getting
another piercing anyway.
243
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Thanks.
244
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:40,480
I just don't want you to think I'm,
like, some sort of psycho killer.
245
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You know, the film. Psycho.
246
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You know with the... Ree! Ree! Ree!
247
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I'm...I'm so sorry.
248
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:09,280
Is it doing anything? It's making me
feel like I need a dump. Constantly.
249
00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:12,320
It's making me lose
all feeling in my anus.
250
00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:16,320
Wait. Did you have feeling
there before? Don't know.
251
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:21,360
Wait. Is your spine getting hot?
A little bit, yeah.
252
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And my blood's gone fizzy.
253
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AUDIO DISTORTS
254
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I think it's kicking in.
255
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MUSIC: Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In
by the 5th Dimension
256
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And love will steer the stars
257
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This is the dawning
of the age of Aquarius...
258
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That's a good beat!
259
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,880
You're great at your job!
260
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Aquarius...
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Come on, you fucking legends!
262
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Let's fucking have it!
263
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:08,120
INTENSE TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS
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MAN SCREAMS
265
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WILD CAT ROARS
266
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:56,240
SHE ROARS
267
00:16:57,640 --> 00:17:00,760
Huh?
268
00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:04,440
Huh?
269
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,000
Ah-ahh!
270
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,600
FOLK MUSIC IN BACKGROUND
271
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Kent!
272
00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:17,720
Still with the Batman, then.
Dude. Ahhhh, it's all right.
273
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:22,000
We're cool, brother.
I just stabbed him there.
274
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:26,280
Right in my clavicle.
It was actually kind of funny.
275
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:31,280
It was, wasn't it? Yeah.
You went so white and pale.
276
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:34,160
AUDIO DISTORTS
277
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SHE LAUGHS
278
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:40,080
You know he probably
fucks them bats?
279
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:41,920
All right, Kent,
we'll see you later.
280
00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:45,360
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
281
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Fuck you!
282
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,360
Alison. Not any more.
283
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:53,360
(I just double-dropped. I feel
like I need to clean a house.)
284
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,240
That's wonderful.
285
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,720
Do you want to do something
286
00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,120
really fun?
287
00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,400
PIERCING FEEDBACK WHINES
288
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,920
SHE YELPS
289
00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:05,920
And first place goes to Mary Lee's
white chocolate iPad.
290
00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:11,760
Verian, I thought we were announcing
the winners together.
291
00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:15,440
And I thought the Berry Man
needed his space.
292
00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:19,440
I like you, Verian.
I really do. Good. Me too.
293
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:23,840
But I'm the Berry Man now. I have
responsibilities to this village.
294
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:27,960
My...penile desires
have to come second.
295
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:31,960
So there are...penile desires?
Of course. Oh!
296
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:37,040
I may be the Berry Man
but I'm still a man.
297
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,800
But there are rules
that must be obeyed.
298
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,560
No, look, if it's about
the village rule,
299
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:44,920
then, technically the
administration tent is outside the parish boundaries.
300
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:47,960
No, the parish boundaries finish at
the crossroads just past the Co-op.
301
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,960
Yep. Now. But they were extended
to there in 1872. 1872.
302
00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:58,080
And as the office of the Berry Man
was created in... 1695...
303
00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,640
..it predates the boundary change.
304
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:04,640
So in the administration tent,
the parish rules...
305
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:09,400
Do not apply. ..do not apply.
306
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:16,560
Oh, watch the costume. You're not
the Berry Man in here. Argh!
307
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:20,920
SHE LAUGHS
308
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:26,720
Fly, my pretties! Be free!
Spread some fucking rabies!
309
00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,600
These bats are broken.
They're not going anywhere.
310
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,520
I think they're sleeping
cos it's daytime. Grrrr!
311
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:36,520
Fuck it. I'm freeing a bat today.
312
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:39,960
BAT FLAPS WINGS
313
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:43,520
They're not having any of it,
are they? Abso-fruit-ly not.
314
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:47,080
What the hell are you doing?!
Saving the bats, Sarah.
315
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:48,760
What your boyfriend said he's doing,
316
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:51,000
when actually he's just being
a massive wank stain.
317
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,320
I thought you were doing tarot.
Way past that, mate.
318
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:56,800
I've got two tampons up my arse.
What? For another time.
319
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:59,560
Hey, guys, these bats
are really delicate, OK?
320
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:03,160
You have to look after them.
And you have to give them milk.
321
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:07,160
And it has to be dairy. Dairy.
Come on, little fella.
322
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:11,400
Come on. That's OK.
No-one's going to harm you now.
323
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:15,240
Ssh, ssh. It's all right,
little friend.
324
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:17,640
VERIAN, OVER LOUDSPEAKER:
Oh, I found your trunk.
325
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,680
MORPHEUS:
Yeah. And it's full of sap.
326
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:20,720
What is that?
327
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,920
THEY MOAN AND GRUNT
328
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:27,120
You're a bad, bad Berry Man.
329
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:30,200
Yeah, I'm about to get a whole
lot worse. Oh, yeah? Yeah.
330
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:33,400
Oh, your branch is so hard. Yeah.
331
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,600
Oh, burst my berries. Ohh.
332
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,000
Waagh!
333
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,440
Oh. Mm.
334
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:40,400
Shower me in berry juice!
335
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:43,800
Oh, yeah. Oh, shit, yeah.
336
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:47,800
Oh, shit. Yeah. Oh, shit.
Yeah. Oh, shit.
337
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:52,880
Shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Yeah.
338
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:58,080
Harvest my bounty!
339
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,200
WOMAN SINGING OPERA OVER SEX NOISES
340
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:03,520
MORPHEUS GROANS LOUDLY
341
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:07,520
Oh, my God. I nearly
squashed this bat.
342
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:11,640
BATS SQUEAK
343
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,080
Holy shit!
344
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,840
VERIAN MOANS OVER LOUDSPEAKER
345
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:19,840
That was rather a lot. Ohh...
346
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:32,160
HEAVY DRUMBEATS
347
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:39,600
There's the hat. Jacket...thing.
348
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:44,640
And, er... Probably best
keep the trousers. Yeah. Yep.
349
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:48,640
Shame. Shame. Shame.
350
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:52,600
ALL: Shame! Shame!
Shame! Shame! Shame!
351
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:56,000
Argh! All right! Ow!
352
00:21:56,000 --> 00:22:00,000
Ow! All right, all right.
We get the idea! Agh! Fucking...
353
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:05,720
At least we didn't kill...
354
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:08,240
What was his name again?
Pipistrelle 579.
355
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,040
Yeah. Him.
356
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:14,040
But you did kill his mother.
And without her, he'll surely die.
357
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,520
Well...
358
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:20,400
..do you think I could
buy you a drink? Sarah. Yep?
359
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:24,400
Hurting me is one thing,
but hurting bats, that's another.
360
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:29,320
Just goes to prove
what I've always known.
361
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:33,320
That the most dangerous animal
in the world is the human being.
362
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,320
Bullshit, mate. Crocodile.
363
00:22:36,320 --> 00:23:05,000
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