All language subtitles for Wannabe s01e02 Giving It All Away.eng

Three, two, one, and action.

Hi, guys, it's a vlog update.

The hunt for my bandmates continues.

The latest is I've added Mel on Facebook.

You may not remember her,

but she was the fit one
with limited singing ability.

No, Enrique, I'm telling Daddy!

Right, that's it, what have I said
about not talking when I'm filming?

Yeah? Do you want to just walk to school?

You can just get out right
now if that's what you want.

- Right, are we sorted, guys?
- Yes.

Right, good.

Action.

Hi, guys, it's a vlog update.

Now, you might think my life
is all glitz and glamour,

but sometimes I have to be
a bog-standard mum as well

and do the school run.

Right, that's it, go on, get
out, you've made your choice.

Shut the door, please.

You're going the wrong way, you idiots.

How do you not know where to go?!

You've been going there
for years. It's that way.

Can I just stop you there?

Everyone's quiet at the minute, you know,

it's just that time of year.

No, come on, Dane, don't be ridiculous.

Look, speaking as your manager,

I can honestly say that
you're 100% my focus.

What? They're not taking
your picture off the website.

No, come on, Dane, the
Internet isn't instant.

I'll need to get the
IT tech bods to do it.

Dane? Dane?

Christ!

Neil, can you stop fidgeting so much?

I can barely even hear myself think.

Bloody Dane.

So, Dane's fucked off to Dubai.

Can you take his picture off the website?

Yeah, in a bit.

I can't get this melody right.

Hmm...

Do you think I should get the
iPhone X, or should I go Android?

Oh, I'm getting the X, it's
got facial recognition.

Yeah?

Retina... What's that?

Hey, Neil! Yo!

What do you think, huh?

Yeah! Yeah, Wow!

Very Italian.

- When did this happen?
- Last Tuesday.

Yeah. Sarah took me to this
place called River Island.

How's it going with Sarah the brass...?

- Sorry, Sarah?
- It's going well, actually.

We've been messaging each other a lot.

And is she still...

.. working in the brothel?

Yes, yeah.

Yeah, it's fascinating, really.

- I've learned a lot from
her. - That's great. - Yeah.

So, what do you need to get?

Well, I was thinking about
getting a pair of jeans, you know,

to match the jacket.

Wow, like a denim suit?

Yeah, I guess.

So, are you guys OS or Android?

- It's a Samsung.
- Yeah, nice, nice.

Yeah, I thought about the Samsung.

I'm just really stuck
in the Apple ecosystem.

Yeah, you know, they've
really got me by the scrotum.

Look, I can tell you're nervous, girls.

You just need to remember, yeah, Victor B,

he's just like any other producer.

He just happens to be very prolific.

I mean, he worked with Variety
all the time back in the day.

Oh, well, he must be good, then.

Exactly!

And who here likes Ellie Goulding?

Yeah? Because he actually did
some of her early high hats.

Wow.

I shit you not.

And do you know the Clean Bandits?

Because he actually did the
bongo bits for the M&S ad.

- You know, the one with the bread in it.
- Oh, I remember that one.

Are you taking the mickey, Kim?

- No. - Would you like to come this way?

Oh, right, yeah, could we
get four wraps, some nibs,

and just any other freebies, any
sort of general cool bits we've got?

Come on, girls, this is
costing me a small fortune.

Come along. Bring my phone,
Kim, and anything else I've left.

Is it this way?

I don't understand why
you'd pay for an item

- that already has holes in it.
- What?

I'm just saying, this hooded
sweater looks damaged.

What do you think of these bad boys?

- Yeah.
- Yeah?

Yeah. If you think so.

Yeah.

I think.

- Is that Sarah again?
- Yeah.

We like to stay in touch
when we're not together.

That's nice. What is she saying?

"Hey, my little beaver..."

That's her name for me.

".. what are you up
to?" What shall I reply?

Just tell her what you're up to.

Are you paying for those messages?

Not any more.

It's all free.

Everything's free?

Everything!

- So you're dating?
- Yeah.

Yeah, I kind of guess we are.

You're dating fit Sarah, the brass?

Yeah.

Do you not find it weird that she's...

You know, she's a sex worker?

No!

No, not at all. She loves her work.

It's her passion.

And she's really bloody good at it.

So, why would that bother me?

Well, because she's with...

She's, you know, if she's on...

Oh, I can't believe
that's come back around.

I used to wear stuff like that in Deton8.

I'm going to go and try these bad boys on.

Fucking hell!

I forgot how much fun it
was being in the studio.

This takes me right back.

OK, let's start on the hook.

Who wants to kick it off?

- Anyone?
- I will.

What about...

? Given it all away

? I could have... ?

You know, this is actually really hard.

Yeah, I told you so, it's not as
easy as it looks, is it, Chantal?

Look at it like this, it's
like you're writing a letter

to somebody important. Maybe, like, an ex.

OK, what about...

? Given it all away

? We could have been something. ?

Nice, I like that. It sounds good.

Kim, anything?

No, I don't, sorry.

Come on, Kim.

Look, think about how you're feeling.

What are you giving away in the song?

I kind of felt like I gave a part
of myself away to my last boyfriend,

and I never quite got it back.

Sorry, do you mean your
virginity, Chantal?

I thought you were supposed to
share stuff like this with me.

I thought I was, like, your big sister!

- Big sister, yeah?
- She's older than my mum!

Sorry, what's the joke?
What are we laughing about?

- What?
- Anyway, back to the song.

Vic, can we get some lunch menus in here?

What do you fancy for lunch,
girls? Shall we get a bit of sushi?

Do you like sushi? I love a bit
of sushi, it's good, isn't it?

- Brain food. - Maxine, Maxine...
- Yeah. - We're in the middle of writing.

Yeah, it's a bit early
for lunch, isn't it?

Guys, my phone is actually ringing,
so I'm going to have to take this.

But, Vic, are you OK
to crack on without me?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure we'll manage.

Hello, Maxine Hancock speaking.

Yes, is this a private or business matter?

No, I'm not busy, no. Yeah, all
right, let's talk upgrades.

So, Sarah actually lets you do that?

Yeah.

Maxine won't even let me
do missionary position!

Oh, you should try military position.

What's militarily position?

So, basically,

it's when the lady lies
on her back and the man...

The man's on top.

Excuse me, sorry, Courtney.

I wonder if I can ask you a
question of a rather personal nature.

You might want to speak to the pharmacist.

No, it's cool, you got this.

So, I've been wearing a cap for decades.

And as a consequence, I've developed
chronic man's dandruff, you know,

it's pretty serious.

Have you got anything that would help?

Because I've just started dating,
and, you know, my girlfriend,

Sarah, she... she gets a little
weirded out if I keep the cap on

- with the lights off, if you
know what I mean. - Right, OK.

We've got some medicated shampoos.

- OK.
- Just here.

Something like that?

Great. And this is,
like, rinse and repeat?

Yeah. It should do the trick.

OK, great.

- You're welcome. - Thanks,
Courtney. - Good luck.

I can't believe you can actually
buy these in the chemist's.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

You... You need the...

Ah, yeah.

Stallion! It's a longer battery life.

Yeah, right, people
don't actually use these.

You're joking, right?

Do you not put anything on your penis?

No... No.

I'm just going to pay for these.

Do you?

Darren, I will be forced
to switch service providers

if you can't give me
your best deal on the X.

Yeah, OK, yeah, yeah, I
know, it is your best deal.

No, no, yes, I would
still like the upgrade.

OK, well, if we get the
Spotify New Music Friday

then we're all set for a hit. I
will send the CDs straight over.

MP3s... Sam, hey!

- How's it going?
- Oh, Maxine, hi!

Yeah. How's record company life?

- Are you still working for the man?
- Oh, yeah, same job,

same label, yeah.

You are looking fantastic!

Is that a new haircut?

Erm... Oh, I think it's just the same one.

Right.

What are you doing here?

Oh, I'm just getting a bit creative
in the studio with the girls.

Right, with, um...

.. Sweet Girls?

- Sweet Gyal. - Gyal.
- Yeah. Speaking of which,

we haven't actually booked in
that second meeting, have we?

Yeah, things are...

Fancy a casual sit-down now,
seeing as we're both in...?

Oh, God, I would love to
do that, but I'm actually,

I'm just in the middle of
something with a new artist.

It's really good to see you.

- You too.
- No, it's great to just...

I'm just going to nip back to it.

Is that a Diet Coke you're drinking there?

Uh, this is, yeah.

This is so spooky, Sam.

- Is it?
- Diet Coke's my absolute fave.

We have so much in common, don't we?

- You know what I'd like
more than anything? - What?

I'd love to have just a good rummage
around in that brain of yours,

you know, I bet we agree on everything.

Possibly, potentially,
yeah. Maybe, don't know.

You know when you just
really connect with someone on

so many different levels? It
doesn't happen very often.

No, I'm not sure that's what's
happening here necessarily...

I'm so sorry, Sam, just one second.

Hi, Darren, what now?
I'll get the upgrade.

Mel?

Oh, my God, it's Mel from Variety!

Yeah, that was me, I did the flyers.

Yeah, what are you up to?

Sorry, Sam! Do you want to
go and get a drink soon?

We can get an afternoon
jolly today, maybe...

- Sorry!
- Oh, OK, I'll call you.

Mel, what are you up to right now?

Mel, I'm en route.

- Have you tried sexting?
- Not intentionally.

Are you sexting right now?

Have a look.

"I want to lie back and let
you do bad things to me."

She means good things.

"I love thinking about you.

"You're spanking me and pulling my hair.

"Rub my..."

Oh, right!

Well, she's switching tenses quite a lot.

Well, keep going, you're
getting to my bit.

The meat!

"Yeah, I want to do that too.

"And then I want to kiss your
forehead until you sleep."

Are yours sexts, Mikey?

I'm not sure your ones are sexts.

Oh, they're sexts.

Don't be such a prude,
Neil! Everyone's doing it.

I'm telling you, it works every
time, you're missing a trick.

You've got to sext it!

Nah, come off it, mate, I'm past all that.

I'm married with two kids.

You know, I'm not a sex machine.

There's a sex machine in everyone.

OK?

My libido lay dormant for ten years, Neil.

I didn't even know what a libido was.

I thought it was a swimming pool.

An outdoor swimming pool.

We should go and pick the twins up.

Come on.

- Hiya, Max!
- Hiya.

Oh, wow!

Oh, my God, it's so weird
to see you, you look great!

Yeah. You're looking...

- .. well, yeah, really
well. - Thanks. - Mm.

? Bam bam

? Eh, what a bam bam

? Bam bam dilla

? Bam bam

? Bam bam dilla

? Bam bam, eh... ?

Do you think I should sext Maxine?

One hundred percent.

I'm worried it might freak her out a bit.

- It's not really our thing.
- Just have some faith.

OK? Make her a nice meal,

send her a sext.

I bought you a present.

Thanks.

- Bye, kids.
- Bye!

Neil!

Let me know how it goes tonight.

And give us a call if you
need any help, all right?

And then just after my carpal
tunnel started playing up again,

I was diagnosed with a fatty liver,

and that made me less concerned
about the thyroid stuff.

And after the diagnosis, Keith left me,

and it sort of all put
it into perspective.

You're a bloody mess, aren't you?

So, what's your schedule
like at the minute, Mel?

Well, I'm actually very free, Max.

I haven't really worked since the kids,

although being a mum is the
hardest job in the world.

- Is it?
- Is this about the poster?

Are you planning a reunion meal?
Because that would be lovely.

No, no. Listen, Mel,

you know how people say that when
you have kids you life's over?

- Do they? - Well, it
doesn't have to be that way.

- But I...
- Mel...

I'm getting Variety back together.

Are you joking?

What? No, I'm not joking.
Do I look like I'm joking?

Christ, I get more sense
out of the bloody twins.

What's happening up there?

Don't get me wrong, Max, I loved
being in the band, but look at me!

I'm a single mum with a
six-inch Caesarean scar

and a couple of extra pounds.

I think it's more than a couple, Mel.

Look, what if I said to you
that you could be a mum pop star?

- What do you mean?
- Think of it this way --

you're past it, and that's
what's great about you.

You're relatable, you're
accessible, you're nothing special.

- Right. - And I want Variety to be
a band for women just like yourself.

I want us to be the
first-ever band of mums.

Right... I'm not sure, Max.

Variety's all in the past now.

Look, the bottom line is, Mel,

it sounds like you literally
have nothing else going on,

so you should really be
biting my arm off for this.

Yeah, sorry, you're right.

At least it'll get me out of the house.

Is that a yes, then?

Yeah, all right, then.

- Yes, excellent. - Oh, shall we
get some champagne to celebrate,

- like the olden days?
- Yeah, all right.

Let's get rat-arsed.

Daddy, Daddy!

I'll be down in a minute.

Guess who just sealed another deal?

I've got Mel back on board for Variety.

Oh, fuck.

I love this industry!

- Where have you been? - Huh?
- Have you been in the pub, Maxine?

No, it's not a pub,
Chantal, it's a wine bar.

It's where deals are done, honey.

- OK, honey. - So where are
we at, Vic? How's it looking?

Oh, they're doing great.
Kim had a fantastic idea.

Christ, that's a first!

Oh, cheer up, Kim.

Well, let's roll playback, please.

That means press play, Victor.

Give me a second!

Oooh, someone's got their
knickers in a twist, haven't they?

Oh, Victor, calm down.

? Given it all away

? We could have been something

? You took away my heart,
I was so full of pain

? Given it all away

? I'll be OK some day

? The world has a way of
tu-urning my way-ay. ?

? You took away my heart,
I was so full of pain... ?

? Given it all away

? I'll be OK some day

? The world has a way of turning... ?

What the fuck?!

Maxine! We're recording vocals.

"I want to spank you and pull your hair.

"Is there anything you want to do to me?"

What the actual hell? Has he
completely lost it this time?

Did you not hear him?!

Can you shut the fuck up?

We're trying to finish this.

You've gone out, you've disappeared
and you've come back wrecked.

You're obviously more interested
in being in your granny band

than you are in helping us get anywhere.

Why don't you just go back to sleep?

Sorry, I'm confused,
what's happening here?

Do you want my creative expertise or not?

You're giving me very mixed signals here.

No, we're done with this.

Not this routine again, girls, come on.

Look, why don't you just leave so
that we can finish our song, yeah?

No, no, I should stay.

Right, Vic?

Maybe give us some space to finish up, eh?

All right, fine, have it your way.

I need to go and sort this
spanking business out anyway, so...

Oh, good, I'll take that for the road.

Jesus!

- You're back.
- Yep.

- Anything you want to tell me?
- What do you mean?

The hairdo, the chicken Kievs...

Come on, Neil, I wasn't born yesterday.

What's going on here?

I just thought it'd be
nice to make an effort.

What was that message about?

Oh, the sext!

Everybody else is doing
it, so why can't we?

Sext?! The millennials have sexts, not us!

I just thought, um, it would be nice to...

.. inject a bit of excitement
back into our relationship.

Typical man, aren't you?
Always thinking with your willy.

Get off, Neil!

We haven't had sex in 18 months.

No, no, it's not been that
long, don't be ridiculous!

It's not been that long.

Come on, Max, we've been
married for 12 years.

I want to try new things,
like military position.

- Is that a thing? - Well, no, I
just want to get things going again.

You know, I'd be very happy
to go to a sex therapist.

I'm not going to therapy, Neil,

I already know everything about
myself, thank you very much.

Come on, I'm frustrated.

All right, Neil, there's no need to beg.

I know, as your wife, I
am contractually obliged,

whether I like it or not.

I don't want to do it
if it's an obligation.

All right, fine, have it your way.

No, but...

.. I do want to do it.

Jesus Christ! Can you make a decision

for once in your fucking life, Neil?

Do you want to mount this or not?

Sorry, sorry, sorry...

Sorry, let me just check this.

Oh, I can actually be
quite funny sometimes!

Oh, I forgot to say, I phoned Mel today.

She's a complete wreck now.

- Just give me a minute.
- Yep.

Mel had a very odd scent about
her as well, it was quite sharp,

like a sort of vinaigrette.

Are you all right there?

Yeah.

- I've got a surprise for you.
- What?

No, no, what the hell
is going on down there?

Get off!

Oh, my God.

Is that a vibrator?

Neil, this isn't a fucking porno!

No, that's it. No, you've ruined
the moment, I'm not in the mood now.

- Horrible!
- I thought it'd be nice.

- For who?
- You.

You're obsessed, Neil.

? Given it all away

? We could have been something

? You took away my heart,
I was so full of pain

? Given it all away

? I'll be OK some day

? The world has a way
of tu-urning my way-ay

? Don't run away

? It's your only life

? It's not too late

? You might have one more try

? Sitting on the sand sipping
sangria all night long... ?

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